I love how each of them bought a van that matches what people say about them: Hammond: Small, Buys a Suzuki Super Carry, the smallest van of the lot. Clarkson: Completely inept and knows nothing about most cars, Buys a Ford Transit, The standard van most people think of when they hear van. May: Captain Slow, Buys a huge Box Van, The slowest van you can find.
I went into fits of giggles at this video - they’re so funny together! “Richard really did have a size problem, and his van was pretty small too” “We’re going to run out of runway before James even gets close” “I was about to finish”
Have seen a video where some crazy rev-heads installed an RX7's rotary engine into one of those Suzuki vans enabling it to easily lift the front at the drag-strip!
Clarkson throwing the plates in got me good. Especially when he said “that didn’t break, yes it did.” Then the plate after that exploding was HILARIOUS!
Was something wrong with the van James had? It can't really be the horribly slow...can it? Imagine taking that thing out on the freeway, you wouldn't even be able to get up to speed. And as slow as it was it was empty! Imagine if it was loaded up with cargo how awful it would be. There had to be something wrong with it, nobody would have ever bought one of those if they were that miserably slow.
I dont get it Top gear by Bbc which has a multi million budget but they have uploaded all there videos in 144p. Must be the same guy who did the sound setting in Top Gear, blasting music over when they speak.
@@MarshallRedmon01 James came in noisy last in motorsports slowest ever drag race. And Hammond had won it, which seem to please him. Hammond: WANKERS!!! Ooh! Where did that come from?!
I truly truly miss the real Top Gear... It's the best TV show I've ever watched. The Grand Tour is good but old Top Gear was something truly special.. :(
Amen, i believe a lot of the bits you may feel are missing fro.Grand Tour due to BBC owning top gear rights and ultimately kept the boy's ideas, stig etc, they not allowed to have, lots of legal shit I guess
When James opened his side door, I genuinely thought for a second Jeremy was about to say “God, that’s a stupid feature!” Got a good chuckle when he said “stuperb” instead
8:39 I found it very amusing when Clarkson broke out his ingenuity. ;D Excellent video! On a side note, they should do an all-out race with May's LDV box van and none other than a Reliant Robin. I would definitely watch it! :D
@@Bender_B._Rodriguez Those were scripted as well. Remember the one where they filled the cars with water? When Jeremy takes off the rear door falls off and he yells "the damn doors come off" as if he had no idea that was about to happen. The door was clearly rigged to come off. Doors don't just completely fall off of a car like that. The large majority of Top Gear was scripted. Sure there was some off the cuff moments but those were pretty few and far between.
@@HerecomestheCalaverayou clearly never drove British Leyland cars from the 70s, there was always a possibility the door could come off, whether going round a corner or on a straight 🤣
@@LuigiMason This is true I have not drove any 70s Leyland cars. But still if you look at the clip I mentioned you'll be able to tell that it was clearly rigged.
I drive a long wheel base van and the terror fast/middle lane hoggers must experiance when I decide to undertake them puts a smile on my face every time.
+Wet Lettuce someone that tail gates me gets boxed in using the traffic in the other lanes its the best if the other people are old an go slower than the speed limit on single lane roads i slow way down and if the try to pass i down shift and block them out that way dont tailgate me or i will ruin your day
Possibly one of the funniest things on top gear ever "and Hammond had won it, which seemed to please him" followed by the censoring. I laugh so hard I nearly pass out every time I see it.
No it literally says "Top Gear Furriers". A furrier is a person who prepares and sells animals furs. The joke is that he pretends to have misheard "courier" as "furrier".
Yep, its a dream job alright.. but all in all they're still professional journalists. It took brilliant writing and wit to be as entertaining and coherent as them when it comes to discussing cars. Never too technical so it won't be boring and never too outlandish so it won't be a parody of itself either. It's a perfect medium.
"Richard really did have a size problem, and his van was pretty small as well"
He's just not compensating for anything like the others, lol
😂 😂 😂
Famous last words...
based bantz
Big oof
Astonishing + stupendous + superb = "Astuperb"
Thats a rare Clarksonism right there.
He said "that's a stuperb thing"
So it's just stupendous and superb.
i thought its a cross of stupid and superb
Somebody call the Oxford dictionary, we've got a new favorite word of the year
@@assistantmagus5213 or stupid
@@assistantmagus5213 he was gonna say astonishing
i died when the camera moved faster then the vans
OhCrapItz Oh god me too
me too
Haha me 3!
+Textosterone same :)
Same here
5:58 the trio laying in the grass enjoying the day is so adorable to see
"Ha, GAY!"
James in particular looks pretty happy with being able to lay in the grass
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16.
I think they smoked a joint beforehand
I love how each of them bought a van that matches what people say about them:
Hammond: Small, Buys a Suzuki Super Carry, the smallest van of the lot.
Clarkson: Completely inept and knows nothing about most cars, Buys a Ford Transit, The standard van most people think of when they hear van.
May: Captain Slow, Buys a huge Box Van, The slowest van you can find.
Best van there is the Suzuki by far lol
And James’ van ain’t crooked
That Suzuki is a popular as a kidnapping vehicle in India
@@siz_tan or just as a van anywhere else
Brilliant! 👌 And accurate.
this isn't low quality, England is just pixelated like that.
So is your nan
Cos it’s a fuckin shite hole
Gcasper aye thats what i’ll do end myself cos some wee reprobate on youtube has telt ma to 🤣 shut eh fuck up bro
Living in the UK, this is true. With all the clouds, Britain looks like a low render of Skyrim
Understandable
Oh the cameraman fail. Never gets old.
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Joeygee TV the fuck kind of reply is that?
Neiss a beautiful one
fat fish It probably holds the secret to the universe
Magnum not unless '42' is encoded somewhere in there
I love how when he drag race started the camera guy jerked it ahead then remembered those vans won't run a 9 second quarter.
RandoCrypto p
RandoCrypto i
RandoCrypto good
Harrison and jevon good
Joey Ulbricht ok
James was having problems with his illegal immigrant. So he decided to employ him
I died
Been watching this show for over a decade and I only just got that now
Pretty sure you didn't
Cheap labor
They’ve just solved the asylum seeker crisis. Top gear is always ahead of the curve.
Immigration situation in a nutshell
I went into fits of giggles at this video - they’re so funny together!
“Richard really did have a size problem, and his van was pretty small too”
“We’re going to run out of runway before James even gets close”
“I was about to finish”
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16
@@spicydramarama852ok
"This is Geoffrey, this is Ian. This is Steven" God I love Jeremy clarkson
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
"While the others set to work with spanners, I whipped out my ingenuity."
- James can I borrow your van?
SLAM.
:Dillon Wingull then he uses duct tape to put the door on.
That was Clarkson not may
His genius is truly frightening.
lol "richard has a size problem, and so does his van."
Just relised lmfao
Have seen a video where some crazy rev-heads installed an RX7's rotary engine into one of those Suzuki vans enabling it to easily lift the front at the drag-strip!
Clarkson throwing the plates in got me good. Especially when he said “that didn’t break, yes it did.” Then the plate after that exploding was HILARIOUS!
For once Jezza was the smartest. When it comes to a van the Transit is the jack of all trades and master of even more than that.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16
He was playing it safe
@@spicydramarama852 and a catholic priest violated him
Was something wrong with the van James had? It can't really be the horribly slow...can it? Imagine taking that thing out on the freeway, you wouldn't even be able to get up to speed. And as slow as it was it was empty! Imagine if it was loaded up with cargo how awful it would be. There had to be something wrong with it, nobody would have ever bought one of those if they were that miserably slow.
I just wish they would add sliding doors on the driver's side
Ehh, which pixel was Hammond?
The tiny one. and the big shouty Orange one was..no not Jeremy.
Best comment
LMFAO, BEST COMMENT @Robluy
dear BBC,
even by 2008 standards 144p is very poor.
I dont get it Top gear by Bbc which has a multi million budget but they have uploaded all there videos in 144p. Must be the same guy who did the sound setting in Top Gear, blasting music over when they speak.
Monkeyclub no wonder jeremy punched him
Baidar Bakht 360p in 2008 is bad...
Baidar Bakht 2008 is around the time 1080p came along.
Thorbjørn Madsen Nope we had full hd 1080p TVs back then
4:19 "meanwhile Jeremy was being as practical as ever" *box rips and everything falls out* lmao
2:26
"I wasn't expecting much unf, unlike our cameraman who's used to filming much faster stuff than this"
Goodbye May! L O U D D I E S E L E N G I N E
COME ON......!!!
@@MarshallRedmon01 YEAAAAH!! I'M GOING TO CROSS THE FINISH LINE AND I'M DOING NEARLY 60!!!
@@Synchro-Mesh Second... Average...
@@MarshallRedmon01 James came in noisy last in motorsports slowest ever drag race. And Hammond had won it, which seem to please him.
Hammond: WANKERS!!! Ooh! Where did that come from?!
I truly truly miss the real Top Gear... It's the best TV show I've ever watched. The Grand Tour is good but old Top Gear was something truly special.. :(
Amen, i believe a lot of the bits you may feel are missing fro.Grand Tour due to BBC owning top gear rights and ultimately kept the boy's ideas, stig etc, they not allowed to have, lots of legal shit I guess
4:02 "Richard really did have a size problem.......and his van was pretty small as well" xD
When you check the resolution and you realise the best is 144
+Ethan Delaney It's amazing how far we've come in only 8 years.
+Joey Brinkman 9*
+Ethan Delaney "Watch a higher quality version here!" - Links to same video still in 144p
Even though 144p was not available as a resolution setting in 2008
Ethan Vardy you should see bbc worldwide with what seems like 12p
2:51
“Goodbye May!”
*Hell’s Gates Opening*
When James opened his side door, I genuinely thought for a second Jeremy was about to say “God, that’s a stupid feature!”
Got a good chuckle when he said “stuperb” instead
I think it was gonna be stupendous but he was so overwhelmed by the majesty of the ldv
I absolutely lost it when Hammond strapped the mattresses to the side of his van 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Goodbye may” & “come oooooon”2:51 rolled me over the flood 🤣😂
"James meanwhile was taking so long that he ran out of time." Haha! :D
Time was waiting on James lol
benzzodude Legend says he's still fixing it.
+Benzzodude He's given them all names. _"This is Joffrey, this is Ian, this is Stephen..."_
@@IllusivePrime Legend says he's STILL fixing it.
@@David-zp9ej I already that in my comment. :-/
"I tell you what, we're no worse than the last removal people I used."
Jeremy’s strategy to park right behind James is exactly what I would’ve done
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16
@@spicydramarama852 jezza???
3:53 When they said "illegal immigrants" I was expecting to see Mexicans but then I remembered they're in England; there's no Mexicans in the UK.
With Hammond as their ambassador I can't see why not.
LOL THE CAMERA THING AT 2:35
"Did you wash it on too hot a setting?"
I lost it. ;)
Never thought I’d watch a 144p video in 2024
And I’m happy to do it
I too enjoy watching 144p as well.
😂
Better than everything in 4k released these days
Wow, im on a Top Gear watching spree, and I didnt believe I would encounter 144p ever again, but here we are
Love how you can still tell them apart at 144p
richard did have a size problem, and his van was small as well
Gustavo Ratacaca
I love that profile pic!
Mong
I read Jeremy's van as "Top Gear Furries".
Umm... Thats the point...
I saw that and was like Lord help that sorry nation over run by those things
it is
OwO can i be a top gear Furry
@@SabertoothedFrostbite yes you can
lol if you play it at 3:02 when the Suzuki van zips by in the drag race shot and make a sort of "shoom" noise it's very funny.
Ahh 2nd. AVERAGE!😂😂
Nailed the timing on that one
2:29 loved the camera man for that 😲like really what was he expecting 😂
1080p
720p
480p
360p
240p
144p
Minecraft
A potato
This video
😂
and theres a link for a "higher" quality video. YHA RIGHT! CLICKED IT AND STILL 144P! GOD DAMMIT TOPGEAR!
This is a top gear video
Tetragon 213 you have just offended all 10 year olds on planet earth.
omar aman nice
At least Jeremy delivers stuff better than Ups
Hassan Almosawi Or DHL
I am Mmlollol me
Hassan Almosawi we're no worse than the last removal people I used brilliant
Hassan Almosawi i
144p on a 1440p screen is just terrible.
ikr and I have a 2160p
British Taxi make sure you go full screen and zoom in 200%... count each damn pixel lol
"2008"... The year of the tortoise
If you squint your eyes it's... still terrible.
AgentXRifle k
"I'm no match for Hamster, look at his postage stamp go!"
1:07 Jeremy try to say stupid but change in the end 😄😄
5:40 Hammond invented the Citroen cactus!
Rofl "COME OOOOOON! *bounces up and down*"
8:39 I found it very amusing when Clarkson broke out his ingenuity. ;D Excellent video!
On a side note, they should do an all-out race with May's LDV box van and none other than a Reliant Robin. I would definitely watch it! :D
7 yrs ago do u still have ur RUclips account
4:02 hahahahaha "Richard really did have a size problem.... and his van was pretty small as well."
4:45 That sound is so cool
"..this is Geoffrey, this is Ian, this is Steven.."
Childhood. Thank you Jeremy, Richard and James.
That illegal Immigrant... Best.
SeaportKnifuu lol
That bit cracked me up.
Its funny because Clarkson is racist
Bongo Bobby who isn’t?
Lol
'its like being followed by a small insect' oh man that got me good
4:10 killed me 😂😂😂
"This is Jeffery this is Ian this is Steven" LMAO. It's ok James I'm sure millions of other people name their spanners also
Best part:
Richard really did have a size problem and his van was pretty small as well.🤣🤣
Top gear challenges are one of the best things to watch when your down in the dumps. this really cheered me up.
Maybe the best TV show ever. Cars will never be the same without this show. Grand Tour is cool but this was epic!
6:55
"Next it was Jeremy with the 10.3 mm to beat" 😂
Anahahahhahhahahahhhaaahahhaa
7:50 I imagine that all of those mattresses caused an issue.
Snake Man448 Lol just noticed
honestly seeing how slow that his truck was in the race I don't think it would make it
"What's that actually got to do with anything?"
"You're gonna come last."
*Richard laughing in the background* 😂😂
I'm dying. This is one of their best segments 😂😂
I loved it when they had less budget than the newer series'. It meant the comedy was more based on them than the script
the scrips was only ever a thing when they did in studio segments, all this stuff like the challenges were off the cuff
@@Bender_B._Rodriguez Those were scripted as well. Remember the one where they filled the cars with water? When Jeremy takes off the rear door falls off and he yells "the damn doors come off" as if he had no idea that was about to happen. The door was clearly rigged to come off. Doors don't just completely fall off of a car like that. The large majority of Top Gear was scripted. Sure there was some off the cuff moments but those were pretty few and far between.
@@HerecomestheCalaverayou clearly never drove British Leyland cars from the 70s, there was always a possibility the door could come off, whether going round a corner or on a straight 🤣
@@LuigiMason This is true I have not drove any 70s Leyland cars. But still if you look at the clip I mentioned you'll be able to tell that it was clearly rigged.
@@HerecomestheCalavera Let’s not ruin the magic and instead just live in wilful ignorance and pretend it’s all real, that’s the most fun way 🤫
I can’t even complain about the quality. This show is just fantastic and just makes my day watching these clips. Top Gear will never be the same..
3:46 empty red bull can
youtube: why is he watching that for the 500th time
me: my goals are beyond your understanding
And unlike our camera man he was used to filming more faster cara: still gets me.
1:05 "God, that's a ssssssstupurb thing!"
I quote this line often, I love it
this is the episode that hooked me into top gear
‘I’ve ran out of space’
‘Well you would!’
lol may's immigrant stole his vase
Can confirm. I drive a van and do tailgate slow people in the fast lane.
I drive a long wheel base van and the terror fast/middle lane hoggers must experiance when I decide to undertake them puts a smile on my face every time.
+Wet Lettuce someone that tail gates me gets boxed in using the traffic in the other lanes its the best if the other people are old an go slower than the speed limit on single lane roads i slow way down and if the try to pass i down shift and block them out that way dont tailgate me or i will ruin your day
Wet Lettuce what's an under take I have never heard that used for driving?
Its where someone in a slower lane than you on the motorway goes faster than you
mike112769 there's no such thing as the "fast lane"
Possibly one of the funniest things on top gear ever "and Hammond had won it, which seemed to please him" followed by the censoring. I laugh so hard I nearly pass out every time I see it.
The face on James during the drag race never gets old lol
I think this is hands down, the funniest TG challenge. Love these guys.
Which pixel is Jeremy?
Osteoporosis the large shouty one
The one next darting for the director
"Richard really did have a size problem, and his van was pretty small as well." I died
Who's binge watching top gear videos in 2019....??
me
Me
me
only when they were still here with us
not the terrible new seasons
Best TV show the BBC ever made
4:30 moving van companies in a nutshell
Hammond censoring himself yelling "w@nkers", will always make me laugh.
Holy shit dude, good catch. I always wondered what he said.
This show was so good and they were so funny, only they could get 10 million views on a video that's only in 144p
The camera moving forward and then back again at the vans is the funniest thing
0:58 Does that sign litreally says "Top Gear Furries"
No it literally says "Top Gear Furriers". A furrier is a person who prepares and sells animals furs. The joke is that he pretends to have misheard "courier" as "furrier".
@@gwishartI think top gear furries is a lot funnier
@@TheSilverCanine_R3D-H of course you do
@@TheSilverCanine_R3D-H of course you do
I just learned a new word: "stuperb" (1:12)
The song at 0:20 is the original 1958 recording of Link Wray's "Rumble", Link Wray was a pioneer in the use of power chords in rock music
no1reallycaresabout2 A+ for the trivia. ..I only remember it from Pulp Fiction.
also sampled in a death grips song
sick
Richard really had a size problem and his van was small as well. How many of those must I have overheard in all the seasons?
James' noisy van reminds me of doing 40MPH in our non turbo Transit, good and deafening memories
Man, I haven't been back here in many years. I used to love binge-watching these TG clips on here when I was in my teens. Love it.
The Suzuki super carry is also called as Omni in India..😅
It is very cute 😊
This counts as a job...
They get paid for this...
How
Best job in history, get paid millions to dick off and drive amazing cars for a living!
@@joshuapatrick682 i give them props for some of the specials like the alabama one that was actually dangerous
I’d do this for fun. Just pay my fuel and I’d be happy to PIA around like this.
Yep, its a dream job alright.. but all in all they're still professional journalists. It took brilliant writing and wit to be as entertaining and coherent as them when it comes to discussing cars. Never too technical so it won't be boring and never too outlandish so it won't be a parody of itself either. It's a perfect medium.
@@thatbloomer5642 Before they were parodying themselves.
7:42 The mattresses in the back may make a difference to James's speed here.
I love this, all ten pixels.
For a moment I was worried it was a recent ‘plop gear’ phew!!
4:43 That didn't break, that didn't brea....yes it did! That did!
Lol I died😂
they're just sitting in grass and reading a letter like boys😂😂 i love it its so different but so much better that any other CAR show its amazing
I love that moment too.
2:53 May's face 😂
The challenge where they are loading and unloading the vans with cargo is more like them doing a council cleanup with a garbage truck!
The official BBC channel of course is here to provide... just the highest of qualities. Astounding.