"I don't know how to park a boat" | The Grand Tour | Amazon Prime Video NL

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  • @maxwellmoore5705
    @maxwellmoore5705 4 года назад +5040

    This season proves that it was never about the cars; it was about Clarkson, May and Hammond

    • @gabrielgabes5074
      @gabrielgabes5074 4 года назад +251

      It was always about the trio. The halfwit, The director that says we don’t want to see every little thing that they say or do, he’s so wrong, another reason he’s a halfwit lol we do want to see every bit of it. Just them blabbing about stuff, a 4 hour episode, I would LOVE it

    • @bobdole8830
      @bobdole8830 4 года назад +3

      duh!

    • @hay7501
      @hay7501 4 года назад +80

      20% watch for the cars 80% for the dynamic between the 3.

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 4 года назад +24

      @@gabrielgabes5074 They should do a podcast for that exact reason.

    • @KristofferEk
      @KristofferEk 4 года назад

      and thair comusteble chemestry.

  • @faisalbiniqbal1885
    @faisalbiniqbal1885 4 года назад +5314

    "I signed up for a car show. Not cookery" - James May, 2019
    James May 2020 - Gets his own cooking show.

    • @M17_Max
      @M17_Max 4 года назад +216

      Oh Cook

    • @ecotts
      @ecotts 4 года назад +24

      @@M17_Max LMAO

    • @bletheringfool
      @bletheringfool 4 года назад +75

      So when is Jamie Oliver doing some painting?

    • @emoskullfire9823
      @emoskullfire9823 4 года назад +7

      I was looking for this comment

    • @KodiAndroidTV
      @KodiAndroidTV 4 года назад +3

      Beat me to it dam

  • @somebody7205
    @somebody7205 3 года назад +1519

    "You can't trust any vehicle that isn't necessarily where it was when you last parked it"
    Words to live by

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 3 года назад +6

      ...So 99,999% of all cars? Only ones that are not on the list are old clunkers that are too worthless in price to get attention to any self respecting car thief, since all those new cars can be stolen and are worth to do it, or simply just roll out of their parking spot due electronic parking brake failing like happened to my mom couple winters ago, where driverless car hit her car on parking lot, and cars that are too complicated/unreliable/personal that only the owner knows how to operate the damn thing, so no high as a kite junkie or asshole teenager can take it to joyride since as example one needs to smack the instrument panel just the right spot to get that one loose connector to jump back in place to it to start and keep running....

    • @kanervatie
      @kanervatie 3 года назад +64

      @@Hellsong89 So 99% of the time your car is not where you last parked it?

    • @zaynali2403
      @zaynali2403 3 года назад +28

      @@kanervatie 😂😂I think he has a tesla

    • @floppyphallus4302
      @floppyphallus4302 3 года назад +4

      Can’t trust an orange challenger either

    • @palecurve
      @palecurve 3 года назад +6

      @@Hellsong89 I'm sure you're invited to tons of parties.

  • @nrzhfr
    @nrzhfr 4 года назад +7124

    Truth is, we are here not for a car show, it's for these three blokes.

    • @gromit3315
      @gromit3315 4 года назад +6

      You must be really desperate if you are a fan of these clowns.

    • @thesillypig785
      @thesillypig785 4 года назад +547

      @@gromit3315 Go away. Just... go.

    • @bobdole8830
      @bobdole8830 4 года назад +229

      the fact that top gear is tanking HARD should testify for that

    • @fametastic4136
      @fametastic4136 4 года назад +271

      @@gromit3315 your that one loner weirdo kid sitting in the back of the classroom eating a whole turnip raw

    • @tesla_clusterfuck3276
      @tesla_clusterfuck3276 4 года назад +140

      @@gromit3315 how about some "clowns" are actually funny and people love them. Go watch the new top gear you mediocre person.

  • @bobdole8830
    @bobdole8830 4 года назад +2730

    I dont know why this was recommended to me, but I can appreciate that the dutch dont dubb them. Good for you neighbours, good for you!

    • @Brinta3
      @Brinta3 4 года назад +152

      We don’t dub anything, we use subtitles.
      (Well alright, we do dub films or programmes that are meant for children.)

    • @checkdescriptionordontrepl2897
      @checkdescriptionordontrepl2897 4 года назад +7

      @@Brinta3 What about lector? Dubbing TV show such as Top Gear seems stupid and obvious to not do that, but I think using lector is the right and most popular choice.

    • @Brinta3
      @Brinta3 4 года назад +10

      @@checkdescriptionordontrepl2897
      I don’t know what you mean with lector.

    • @checkdescriptionordontrepl2897
      @checkdescriptionordontrepl2897 4 года назад +4

      @@Brinta3 Lector is like dubbing except you hearth both original sound and voice over.

    • @Brinta3
      @Brinta3 4 года назад +44

      @@checkdescriptionordontrepl2897
      Right! I truly hate that. Thankfully that is never ever done in the Netherlands. Never!

  • @Whooooooops
    @Whooooooops 4 года назад +2323

    "What do you think May will have?"
    "Sunk."

  • @LukeSkywalker-fm1dc
    @LukeSkywalker-fm1dc 4 года назад +978

    "How old is that thing?"
    "James? about 60..."
    Oh, never change.

  • @hankreacts627
    @hankreacts627 3 года назад +400

    6:19 "You probably don't know this but, Vietnam won."
    Richard, being a proud American: *Visible Confusion*

    • @scadwea9109
      @scadwea9109 3 года назад +2

      Proud american?

    • @TheMasterman666
      @TheMasterman666 3 года назад +66

      @@scadwea9109 it's a joke that Hammond acts/thinks like an American, watch a lot more old Top Gear and Grand Tour and you'll notice Hammond's choices in vehicles and other things is fundamentally American.

    • @TheHighSpaceWizard
      @TheHighSpaceWizard 3 года назад +11

      Hilarious. Hammond is fundamentally an American.

    • @corditesniffer8020
      @corditesniffer8020 Месяц назад

      You know that the trouble they had in Argentina with that unfortunate coincidental license plate was in the forefront when he brought up if it would be alright to drive an American army patrol boat through Vietnam 😂 but Clarkson is correct in his assessment
      They don’t care because they won the war

  • @P_Beard_5961
    @P_Beard_5961 4 года назад +1806

    James: “I signed up for a car show, not cookery...”
    Amazon: “Oh Cook, the new cooking show from James May”

    • @fpspwny995
      @fpspwny995 4 года назад +33

      Food Tribe: "Welcome to Sarnies of the 70s!"

    • @MikhaelAhava
      @MikhaelAhava 4 года назад +3

      Food tribe!

    • @thekitowl
      @thekitowl 4 года назад +2

      You can bet there won’t be any cars in his new show.

    • @hiddenbutdeadly
      @hiddenbutdeadly 4 года назад +1

      Dang it you beat me to it :D

    • @fatmunch6318
      @fatmunch6318 4 года назад +4

      Pimp my beans

  • @bleach12386
    @bleach12386 4 года назад +724

    "This did not happen in Miami Vice"
    Famous last words of Richard Hammond.

    • @ellenstewart3525
      @ellenstewart3525 4 года назад +18

      "It's not stormy or anything"
      "REALLY??"
      The Sarcasm killed me.

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 4 года назад +3

      @@ellenstewart3525 why are you spamming this reply?

    • @Shelove517
      @Shelove517 4 года назад +2

      Wtf last words?
      You scared me, bro
      I thought Hammond rip
      Don't joke like this anymore 😨

    • @heijimikata7181
      @heijimikata7181 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Shelove517 Nah, “famous last words” is usually just slang for a thing said before some horrible incident happened. If it’s said in the comment section of a fatal or tragic accident, that’s a different ball game entirely.

    • @vincentar123
      @vincentar123 Месяц назад

      ,zq❤

  • @KristofferEk
    @KristofferEk 4 года назад +157

    the fact that Hamond can STAND on the bottom and work on his boat show how low the water really was.

  • @spaceman6215
    @spaceman6215 3 года назад +128

    I just want to say, despite how daft Clarkson appears and behaves, his knowledge and interest in military history is quite extensive, beyond even knowing about the PBR to quite and extent and the Vietnam war history, he has done multiple documentaries on British WW2 raids as well as an entire history on firearms and their role throughout the worlds militaries.
    Really glad to see him using his money to restore this piece of history.

    • @andreiionescu205
      @andreiionescu205 2 года назад +5

      They are playing a role for tv,its just acting for a tv show

  • @cueball6969
    @cueball6969 3 года назад +160

    "There isn't enough water in there to drown a witch"
    Never change Jeremy

  • @muttproductions2536
    @muttproductions2536 4 года назад +776

    I should actually say this, for anyone who doesn't know nautical lore. When breaking a bottle over the bow of a new boat, you must make sure it breaks on the first swing. If it doesn't, bad things will follow

    • @GimiBsk
      @GimiBsk 4 года назад +57

      Probably he intentionally didn’t want to break it, usually he does everything in the opposite way

    • @jameswatkins8174
      @jameswatkins8174 4 года назад +16

      May is complaining about coocking, meanwhile he has his own coocking show...

    • @zhenjiang9478
      @zhenjiang9478 4 года назад +12

      Truth is, we are here not for a car show, it's for these three blokes.

    • @chopsuey--
      @chopsuey-- 4 года назад +31

      Well, he screwed this up and he changed hammond's boat's name which was also a bad omen. And then bad things did follow . So maybe the lore is right

    • @GimiBsk
      @GimiBsk 4 года назад +3

      @@chopsuey-- or the script said that bad things must happen.. I read somewhere that it’s up to 80% scripted

  • @iammole1629
    @iammole1629 3 года назад +65

    I like how James was the only one that managed to park the boat, despite his boat’s age.

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 2 года назад +7

      It's not hard when you don't have a whole lot of power to work with, unlike Clarkson's PBR and Hammond's Scarab, which both have a ridiculous amount of power for Vietnam.

  • @bodenking
    @bodenking 3 года назад +26

    Hammond standing up in the lake at the end does a fantastic job showing the depth problem

  • @ericjanke3581
    @ericjanke3581 3 года назад +29

    I like how they're probably genuinely super pissed being in the rain but they still power through their trademark banter

  • @avarmauk
    @avarmauk 3 года назад +49

    Watching these three even put a Lego structure together would be comedy gold

    • @cwalke32477
      @cwalke32477 2 года назад +9

      ...and they did! And it involved trivia questions and vodka shots! Well it was only Hammond and May

    • @avarmauk
      @avarmauk 2 года назад +4

      @@cwalke32477 ohhh I have to watch that NOW

  • @marcosescobar9330
    @marcosescobar9330 3 года назад +64

    "VIETNAM WON!"
    I love this show, Jezza is the best.

    • @Chez114
      @Chez114 3 года назад +5

      I actually love that comment cos stereotypically, most Americans don't know that, and Clarkson is always calling Hammond American. Sorry for explaining something you already knew

    • @the2pages62
      @the2pages62 3 года назад +1

      America went easy on them. Literally. We shot ourselves in the foot both figuratively and literally in what we could have won in a week. Even at the end they could have leveled all of northern Vietnam if they wanted to.

  • @Vladpryde
    @Vladpryde 4 года назад +121

    That bottle flying off of the rope was the most Clarkson thing ever. XD

    • @MoosesValley
      @MoosesValley 4 года назад +4

      Yes, quintessential Clarkson.

    • @jeffreym68
      @jeffreym68 4 года назад +3

      All I could think about was the bad luck. Then I remembered who I was watching. Bring on the mischief!

  • @eduardssvikis
    @eduardssvikis 3 года назад +10

    The way Mr. May says "Razzle Dazzle" cracks me up every time

  • @yanzodadon
    @yanzodadon 4 года назад +569

    Release the Madagascar episode already Amazon

    • @devinrapaport9385
      @devinrapaport9385 4 года назад +21

      j wanna make sure, there’s only the one episode as if of now in season 4 right? sea men?

    • @ericluck1084
      @ericluck1084 4 года назад +2

      @@devinrapaport9385 yes

    • @JonD_44
      @JonD_44 4 года назад +53

      Honestly this whole "it's because of the pandemic" is nonsense now. Top gear have managed to make an entire series, edit them all and have already released it!

    • @antoy384
      @antoy384 4 года назад +34

      JD They’ll say season 4 is over, they’ll make a big season 5, one episode, on the moon or something, while all we want is 3 blokes babbling around in a tent...

    • @KosmicWolf
      @KosmicWolf 4 года назад +13

      @@JonD_44 The episode is already done so I don't think they can even say than the pandemic has anything to do with the release of the episode

  • @trakh8909
    @trakh8909 3 года назад +36

    There are so many places to visit in Cambodia and the people are so welcoming. Thank you so much for coming to my country.

  • @prointernetuser
    @prointernetuser 2 года назад +16

    One of the best eps I've seen. The last part when all of them, including the crew, were fighting against the waves and shipping containers was frightening.

    • @jensn.1457
      @jensn.1457 2 года назад

      What episode is it and what season?

    • @prointernetuser
      @prointernetuser 2 года назад +2

      @@jensn.1457 it's part of the latest season. The title is Seamen, I believe

  • @iasonioannes7884
    @iasonioannes7884 3 года назад +51

    No matter if u don’t like them, they have a bond, it’s quality viewing, and they will be missed when they stop filming, sadly tv programs are on the decline, I’m grateful that these 3 entertaining men have produced some golden moments, enjoying every minute. 💯💎👍

  • @UltimaKeyMaster
    @UltimaKeyMaster 4 года назад +168

    "I signed up for a car show, not cookery"
    Said the man who post-Grand Tour does random cooking videos.
    The man was foreshadowing.

    • @TTaiiLs
      @TTaiiLs 4 года назад +1

      Grand tour is over?

    • @frumbo7394
      @frumbo7394 4 года назад

      @@TTaiiLs sort of

    • @frumbo7394
      @frumbo7394 4 года назад +1

      @@TTaiiLs they only do specials now and those are on hold due to covid. after the Madagascar special is released there probably won't be new content for years

    • @otherssingpuree1779
      @otherssingpuree1779 4 года назад

      Even after top gear. Check out jm's unemployment tube.

  • @shaggyrogers2135
    @shaggyrogers2135 3 года назад +27

    The hilarity of those two riding bikes and shouting things at a motorist is something I think many missed but is actually comedy gold x

  • @roideguzman2293
    @roideguzman2293 4 года назад +250

    "It's not stormy or anything"
    "REALLY??"
    The Sarcasm killed me.

  • @LordSpink
    @LordSpink 4 года назад +316

    Is it normal to have a year gap in between episodes?
    Because getting recommended 'The Grand Tour: Season 4' for the last 360 days straight on amazon for 1 episode I've already seen is kinda irritating.

    • @rice4528
      @rice4528 4 года назад +49

      Maybe there’s this thing called: Corona

    • @camy205
      @camy205 4 года назад +5

      New episode dec 18, yup, rona messed everything up

    • @newtonianlaw3249
      @newtonianlaw3249 3 года назад +21

      SO they are only doing specials now, and I think they wanted to put 2 out a year, but with Covid being a thing, that got kinda fucked up

    • @Waylo2k16
      @Waylo2k16 3 года назад +4

      Their editor had corona. The editor isnt able to edit if they are in the hospital?

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 3 года назад +1

      It's also irritating that Amazon won't let you remove videos and programs from being suggested to you because they'd rather have you waste a ton of time swiping through movies or shows you've already seen or never wanted to watch in the first place, just so you won't notice how pathetically small the available content is.

  • @IJIKAI
    @IJIKAI 3 года назад +9

    As a cambodian i am very happy to see Jeremy, James and Hammond visiting cambodia, Been a big fan of them i'm just very unlucky to meet them.

  • @AceEverett
    @AceEverett 4 года назад +72

    Love the PBR. I think it's quite cool that Jeremy had a replica made and reminded us viewers about a part of history while also being entertaining in their usual fashion. Would never personally pay 100k for one though, lol.

    • @hugostiglitz1816
      @hugostiglitz1816 2 года назад +5

      To be honest if i was as rich as jeremy i would definitely buy a replica as well.

    • @laurencesnee8362
      @laurencesnee8362 2 года назад

      If I was on this special, I'd follow Jeremy's book and get a replica WW2 PT boat (small one)

  • @faded_ink3545
    @faded_ink3545 3 года назад +632

    “And it’s not just climate change...it’s also China”.
    Me: “of course”.

    • @chrisevans6548
      @chrisevans6548 3 года назад +90

      You can blame some of the climate issues on China too since they're one of, if not the biggest producer of greenhouse gases in the world. And no one seems to care. It's far more fashionable to point fingers at England and North America for some reason.

    • @alexstuart1849
      @alexstuart1849 3 года назад +21

      @@chrisevans6548 thank god, because the west burns more per capita, and a lot of the chinese emissions are to satisfy the demands of the western consumer.

    • @ailo8964
      @ailo8964 3 года назад +3

      We should ask China for water

    • @bigusdicus7890
      @bigusdicus7890 3 года назад +52

      @@alexstuart1849 China has over 1 billion people. That pretty much ruins any per capita comparison. If Luxembourg had the biggest emissions people wouldn't like it. Piss off back to the Chinese internet

    • @happyface96
      @happyface96 3 года назад +19

      Jokes aside it's really sad how greed can really kill something as iconically powerful as the mekong river. I know these 3 guys are jokers and this is a car show, but props to them for bringing this up.

  • @MichaelD8393
    @MichaelD8393 3 года назад +12

    4:44: "STOP MOVING AROUND; I'VE PARKED YOU!!!!" Richard Hammond, 2019 😂

  • @chazmichaelmichaels88
    @chazmichaelmichaels88 3 года назад +15

    I actually REALLY like May's boat. Beautiful wood.

  • @saaji55
    @saaji55 2 года назад +13

    Apart of the tri lovely hosts, I salute the production team especially the logistics, man, they got to know local suppliers in almost the whole planet earth!

  • @pete_43299
    @pete_43299 3 года назад +16

    “It’s not stormy or anything”
    “Oh really?”
    Hilarious 😂

  • @someguy1728
    @someguy1728 3 года назад +37

    10:27 Hammond’s laugh sounds like a very sick bird

  • @wardaddy223
    @wardaddy223 3 года назад +8

    These three taught me to never take life too seriously. Make good friends and have fun! That's all that really matters

  • @HemtySounds
    @HemtySounds 4 года назад +152

    1:49
    "He's a halfwit, isn't he?"

    • @gabrielgabes5074
      @gabrielgabes5074 4 года назад +6

      Specially when he says we don’t want to see everything they do or say. That we don’t want a 3 hour episode, we SO want that

    • @jrbdoebd8553
      @jrbdoebd8553 4 года назад +1

      This season proves that it was never about the cars; it was about Clarkson, May and Hammond

    • @medyes2337
      @medyes2337 4 года назад +1

      "I signed up for a car show. Not cookery" - James May, 2019
      James May 2020 - Gets his own cooking show.

    • @AbhyudayaRanglani
      @AbhyudayaRanglani 9 месяцев назад +1

      “He’s a halfwit, isn’t he?”
      Arrives in an 80 year old boat

  • @Kingdoperks
    @Kingdoperks 4 года назад +20

    I can literally watch these three explain the word “The” for 24 hours and still be entertained like a pack of nuts.

    • @pop033jadcaffuh6
      @pop033jadcaffuh6 4 года назад

      I should actually say this, for anyone who doesn't know nautical lore. When breaking a bottle over the bow of a new boat, you must make sure it breaks on the first swing. If it doesn't, bad things will follow

    • @tushargupta1764
      @tushargupta1764 4 года назад +2

      @@pop033jadcaffuh6 I saw this exact same comment on this comment section before too.
      Coincidence? I think not.

  • @atarvhegde5210
    @atarvhegde5210 4 года назад +180

    For the first time in my life...
    I felt Amazon prime is necessary
    Just to watch a show named grand tour...
    The Grand Tour

    • @replynotificationsdisabled
      @replynotificationsdisabled 4 года назад +1

      Porkys movies are a treat too

    • @JohnBonkll
      @JohnBonkll 4 года назад +4

      Or download a app called tea tv and get it all free 🤣 prime is only good for next day delivery

    • @atarvhegde5210
      @atarvhegde5210 4 года назад

      @@JohnBonkll
      Thanks for the suggestion. :)

    • @JohnBonkll
      @JohnBonkll 4 года назад

      @@atarvhegde5210 no problem even tho I have prime I still watch grand tour on tea tv it's just easier. ✌

    • @replynotificationsdisabled
      @replynotificationsdisabled 4 года назад +1

      @@JohnBonkll where's it available at?

  • @williammactavish3913
    @williammactavish3913 4 года назад +56

    James: "I signed up for a car show .. not cookery .."
    .. "CHEESE"

  • @zimzimzim8722
    @zimzimzim8722 3 года назад +5

    These guys are legends! you cant find a trio like these anymore!

  • @evangouldtransit
    @evangouldtransit 3 года назад +5

    9:02 i love it when jeremy mumbles like that its hysterical

  • @abpdev
    @abpdev 4 года назад +12

    Jeremy : “ What do you think may will have?”
    Richard: “Sunk”
    🤣🤣

  • @jadenkhor3523
    @jadenkhor3523 Год назад +5

    “The problem is there isn’t enough water there - to drown a witch.”
    Gotta love that British humour

  • @oriolesBraw
    @oriolesBraw 3 года назад +15

    The explanation for why he is allowed to drive the boat in Vietnam being that "Vietnam won" is such a hilarious line

  • @icthiolavarunt5363
    @icthiolavarunt5363 4 года назад +21

    It's amazing how James got the best one for the best price as well. I'd like his boat, especially compared to the other two

    • @gankema1979
      @gankema1979 Год назад

      He got the worst biat of the 3 of the

  • @petermarlowe2010
    @petermarlowe2010 4 года назад +54

    Hey Amazon Prime. Almost a YEAR has passed since this episode was broadcast. Maybe it's time for a second one?

    • @jensonbaker7656
      @jensonbaker7656 4 года назад +3

      I think Covid stopped them

    • @fedora997
      @fedora997 4 года назад +6

      @@jensonbaker7656 No, the Madagascar special has been done for done they just need to release it

    • @jensonbaker7656
      @jensonbaker7656 4 года назад +1

      @@fedora997 oh ok

    • @PrimeVideoNL
      @PrimeVideoNL  4 года назад +15

      Hang in there just a little bit more, it will be out soon! ruclips.net/video/RFYrY4_9R_0/видео.html

    • @MrNissetuta
      @MrNissetuta 4 года назад

      So prabably 2 years from recording and+ a Corona virus breake?

  • @lblampsgaming
    @lblampsgaming 4 года назад +15

    This might be my favorite episode ever.

  • @crazyboythir703
    @crazyboythir703 3 года назад +19

    I kind of wished that when Clarkson arrived in Vietnam he said “ I heard Saigon is under attack. We’re here to help. What do you mean we’re too late. Wait it’s called what.”

  • @gandalf3892
    @gandalf3892 3 года назад +19

    Honestly you could put these guys in tricycles and they would make a great show

  • @annadw3986
    @annadw3986 3 года назад +51

    0:47 hammond : boats can sink cars can't do that
    Me: how does that make sense its more likely for a car to sink in water than a boat

    • @ThMnWthNNm
      @ThMnWthNNm 3 года назад +1

      And how many times have their cars sank in both Top Gear and The Grand Tour?

    • @SCIFIguy64
      @SCIFIguy64 3 года назад +1

      Cars don't even go into water, how can they sink?

    • @duongnhdn
      @duongnhdn 3 года назад +1

      @@SCIFIguy64 Cars in TOp Gear do go into water.

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 2 года назад +1

      @@SCIFIguy64 This is Top Gear and The Grand Tour, cars can and will go into water, with expected results.

    • @douglasbullet6456
      @douglasbullet6456 2 месяца назад

      Oliver

  • @TheJeffer101
    @TheJeffer101 4 года назад +320

    May is complaining about coocking, meanwhile he has his own coocking show...

    • @NotDiiZE
      @NotDiiZE 4 года назад +10

      it's called a script, why he is acting like it. why the are so funny. most things the say is just improvised why it makes them 3 so special and so great :)

    • @msimelelomqikwa1213
      @msimelelomqikwa1213 4 года назад +7

      Also, that's not what he signed up for here

    • @liamward9691
      @liamward9691 4 года назад +3

      Con Aire I was waiting for this comment hahaha

    • @neilmurphy845
      @neilmurphy845 4 года назад +1

      @@NotDiiZE ya that's what makes them so funny and interesting to watch because if they don't have a word that come up with something else to explain it

    • @CobnutVTS
      @CobnutVTS 4 года назад

      @Con Aire its a play on words since he says oh cock

  • @Kimblesgarage
    @Kimblesgarage 3 года назад +6

    0:50
    Hammond: "They can sink, cars can't do that."
    Also Hammond, 14 years ago: "OLIVEEEERRRRRRR"

  • @AgentSmith911
    @AgentSmith911 4 года назад +6

    These three gents together is amazing 😁👍🏻

  • @smilypenguin
    @smilypenguin 4 года назад +17

    James May: "I didn't sign up for cookery"
    Also James May: "Hello I'm James May and I cant cook welcome to my cooking show"

  • @NorybDrol82
    @NorybDrol82 3 года назад +2

    Captain Slow captaining the slowest boat. His nickname has never been truer.

  • @Emma-ln1fb
    @Emma-ln1fb 3 года назад +14

    "we did it on horses"
    "oH tHaT wEnT wElL"

  • @Creeppersharp
    @Creeppersharp 2 года назад +1

    I signed up for a car show, but came out to watch these 3 blokes muck about and I haven't been happier with that decision

  • @Sulueti
    @Sulueti 3 года назад +11

    😂 “That’s essentially a kit car ... is it based on the chassis of a beetle or a triumph herald?!” 😂

    • @justas525
      @justas525 5 месяцев назад

      With 2.0l pinto engine 😂😂😂

  • @esacahyadi1415
    @esacahyadi1415 3 года назад +4

    One of my favorite episodes in The Grand Tour even it’s on boat 👍🏻😁

  • @jojoduck757
    @jojoduck757 3 года назад +7

    "It has not rained here for months"
    The rain: BONJOUR

  • @sonicx059
    @sonicx059 4 года назад +2

    Omgoodness, I did not realize how much I missed them. TY for uploading this.

  • @abpdev
    @abpdev 4 года назад +6

    I think after releasing an extended episode after the initial one would be a great idea, 3 or 4 hours long, just to see more of them. I know over a million people will like this.

  • @jonathanpalmer228
    @jonathanpalmer228 3 года назад +1

    This was a treat, I've seen the full special 4 times now.

  • @michaelkeaton5394
    @michaelkeaton5394 2 года назад +3

    10:31 the way he says "boat machine" is hilarious

  • @jwenting
    @jwenting 3 года назад +5

    "boats can sink, cars can't do that".
    Thinks back to the carboat episodes of ages past...

  • @malcolmcurtis9786
    @malcolmcurtis9786 4 года назад +55

    “I can’t park a boat” .No you can’t drive a car neither.lol😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @Niemri
    @Niemri 5 месяцев назад

    James’ boat is honestly beautiful, they don’t make them like they used to

  • @gavinperry8433
    @gavinperry8433 2 года назад +5

    10:26 .... the way Hammond laughs 🤣

  • @jdmaine51084
    @jdmaine51084 3 года назад +6

    I use that line all the time now. "This is no time for cocking about!!!"

  • @silicon-28
    @silicon-28 4 года назад +178

    Drop the madagascar special ALREADY!!!

    • @PhiTonics
      @PhiTonics 4 года назад +2

      For real, where's our show at Amazon, been sitting in this for over half a year now!

    • @bigmac7228
      @bigmac7228 4 года назад +6

      Yes amazon give us what we pay you for. Latest series was done LONG ago so Clarkson said

    • @PrimeVideoNL
      @PrimeVideoNL  4 года назад +34

      Hang in there just a little bit more, it will be out soon! ruclips.net/video/RFYrY4_9R_0/видео.html

    • @the2pages62
      @the2pages62 3 года назад

      Amazon Prime Video Nederland coulda done better honestly. Finale was a little weak and the story was far too aimless and scripted

    • @silicon-28
      @silicon-28 3 года назад

      My guess would be,It wasn't a planned finale rather it just became one due to circumstances

  • @Whatevertv42
    @Whatevertv42 3 года назад +5

    I'll give Clarkson this, he probably would've spent way more on a real one, and it would've had so many problems. He was smart to build one from scratch.

  • @paranoia3608
    @paranoia3608 3 года назад +25

    "Stop moving! I PARKED YOU!"

  • @ShisuiUchiha-hr9bk
    @ShisuiUchiha-hr9bk 4 года назад +1

    Welcome to Cambodian jeremy clackson James may and Richard hammon I love u guy big heart from Cambodia ❤️❤️❤️

  • @anthonyadam8286
    @anthonyadam8286 4 года назад +6

    I love how these guys are just in t shirts with no life jackets on😅😅

  • @notafox
    @notafox 3 года назад +1

    James's boat is just beautiful

  • @Camdem101
    @Camdem101 4 года назад +7

    "Not cookery"-James May
    Also James May-*starts a cooking show on Amazon*

  • @NovaScotiaOutdoorAdventures
    @NovaScotiaOutdoorAdventures Год назад

    3rd boat is just beautiful ! Love it

  • @juanparra6279
    @juanparra6279 3 года назад +10

    Their boats represent their personalities so well it is scary

    • @mrswimmytanker7422
      @mrswimmytanker7422 3 года назад +2

      True and the pbr was in this challange the most appropriate boat

  • @dsdy1205
    @dsdy1205 3 года назад +17

    James: "We do things that go on the road!"
    *flashes back to airship carvanning*

  • @AnthroGearhead
    @AnthroGearhead 3 года назад +5

    Scara boat: *gently floats away uwu*
    Richard: STOP MOVING IM TRYING TO PARK YOU !
    Scara boat: >:(

  • @maarten6884
    @maarten6884 4 года назад +20

    "I was looking forward to unleashing some speed and power"

  • @Imus-Kammer
    @Imus-Kammer 4 года назад +15

    1:06 "Let's not get bogged down with your prejudices"

  • @yaser5133
    @yaser5133 4 года назад +1

    FAVOURITE EPISODE OF ALL TIME

  • @jonmusicia2595
    @jonmusicia2595 3 года назад +8

    From what I've heard this episode was so hazardous that Richard Hammond's wife filed for divorce because she was terrified for him she legitimately thought he was going to die and the sad part is he didn't tell her he was doing this, she found out when this episode came out.

    • @SR-zp4je
      @SR-zp4je 3 года назад

      They divorced in like 2014 ish dude. Jeremy was dating Lisa by this point.

    • @jonmusicia2595
      @jonmusicia2595 3 года назад +1

      @@SR-zp4je sorry I ment Richard Hammond i typed wrong name.

    • @GoldenEDM_2018
      @GoldenEDM_2018 2 месяца назад

      I do not think that is true. It's all just silly words on my screen anyway. I don't even know if these letters and sentences I'm typing are leaving my computer.

    • @jonmusicia2595
      @jonmusicia2595 2 месяца назад

      They are. I'm not sure if you're alright, but they are don't worry.

  • @country18lover
    @country18lover 3 года назад

    That third boat is my favorite it is beautiful!!!! wow. Have to say Mays boat is the pretties by far!!!

  • @kahlaarabbani2907
    @kahlaarabbani2907 3 года назад +3

    James: "I didn't sign up for cooking"
    also James " C H E E S E"

  • @liolp808
    @liolp808 3 года назад +2

    That bit where they lash out on the car passing them by cracks me up every time! :D

  • @wearethemags6613
    @wearethemags6613 4 года назад +38

    May & Hammond: "we don't like boats".
    They did it TWICE previously on Top Gear without complaining!

    • @elliottvader2377
      @elliottvader2377 4 года назад +1

      When? They did car boats

    • @jannadrielcervo7753
      @jannadrielcervo7753 4 года назад +2

      @@elliottvader2377 I think it's the Toyota Hilux boat. An amphibian converted Hilux with a Honda speed boat engine. Also the Vietnam special, they turned their motorcycles into a boat. Also many episodes with races of car vs boat vs public transportation. So I think it also counts. One where James May uses a sailboat against a Toyota Corolla rental car in New Zealand. Also the episode when they use a hovercraft van, or hovervan. Somehow part boat as well I think.

    • @jordanreed7570
      @jordanreed7570 4 года назад

      @@jannadrielcervo7753 they’ve done a few car vs boats as well where it was just Hammond and may against each other or when those two went against jezza in one of their cars vs public transport

    • @Dentheman1995
      @Dentheman1995 4 года назад

      @@jordanreed7570 Once Hammond rode his motorcycle against Clarkson in a boat. I don't remember what episode exactly.. something in Italy I think

    • @newestateplumbing6994
      @newestateplumbing6994 4 года назад

      @@elliottvader2377 also on the two road trip specials Hammond and Clarkson done both specials start with them driving a boat and then they have a separate boat race later on in one of the specials

  • @ItsSpeltChayce
    @ItsSpeltChayce 4 месяца назад

    This is one of my all time favourite specials on the grand tour/top gear.

  • @bagely_
    @bagely_ 4 года назад +4

    I thought when they said: ‘What do you think may will have?’
    I thought they said ‘some - bit of luck’
    But that and ‘sunk’ is still great

  • @Raiders989
    @Raiders989 4 года назад +11

    Jeremey - The problem we got is it's June and it's suppose to be raining here, really rain, pouring down, constantly but it isn't
    Nature - EXCUSE ME

  • @ThelouwseFD
    @ThelouwseFD 3 года назад +1

    I love these three old men way too much

  • @ramranch1359
    @ramranch1359 3 года назад +3

    James “it’s not stormy or anything”
    Jeremy “really”

  • @supremebonkripper7460
    @supremebonkripper7460 3 года назад +2

    Clarkson definitly has the coolest boat

    • @tinyfistm.2607
      @tinyfistm.2607 3 года назад +1

      Most capable for those conditions, certainly, but I like May's best, I think. :)

  • @palefaced1
    @palefaced1 4 года назад +13

    James May makes this so worth watching. I can't believe I'm saying that

  • @mozxz
    @mozxz 3 месяца назад +1

    its funny to me how this is one of the THE Best GT Episodes ever made so far, and it has to nothing to do with cars

  • @gerrievanboven3449
    @gerrievanboven3449 4 года назад +6

    10:47 “thank you”😂