Ambulance Challenge (The Race) | Top Gear | Series 22 | BBC
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- Опубликовано: 10 дек 2015
- In their custom made ambulances Jeremy, Richard and James are tasked with each getting a patient from the disaster zone to the hospital on the other side of town. Who will make it first? From Top Gear, Series 22 Episode 3.
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Clarkson: saves patient
James: loses patient
Hammond: MISSILE AWAY
Honestly
Jeremy had done it really well...
But of I was hurt I would never go for James or Hammond's ambulance
@@atarvhegde5210 james' I wouldn't enter but i would hammond's for the sake of flying through a fcking window
Hammond you Blithering Idiot!
Are we just gonna ignore that he got the patient through the hospital window almost perfectly from a distance?
@@ZakRC_ yes
"James where is he"
" In the pub I imagine"
Most British thing in the world
Made fucking luagh mate
"HE CAN'T BE IN THE PUB!!!"
lol
*meanwhile in the pub*
Gentlemans, can you imagine I was injured in great auto catastrophe, and got only ten minutes to live. But while I was in ambulance car I got better, so I left it and go to the pub.
Imagine you are working at the hospital and a patient comes flying through the window at full speed, slams his head off the wall and lands perfectly in bed ready to be treated
Top notch service
See if his insurance covers this!😬💵
That's a fast service
The terrifying thing is, Clarkson's Ambulance was the safest one of them all!
“Trust in me, trust in meeeeee”
Aliiiive and kickiiiiing
His genius does that to you
thats both a good thing and horrofing thing
But Clarkson himself is NOT safe
James: “Beautifully controlled, patient rested…”
Patient: **dead**
I think he said "smoothly controlled"
@@mrjohnosterman it was beautifully
Best rest you can have, eternal
Nah, he’s probably in the pub I imagine.
Die verschlungenen Straßen von Marburg “rested.... in peace”
Imagine being Hammond's patient and hearing a muffled
"Brakes are definitely fading!"
Why are you always wearing desert camouflage?
TraustiGeir i look cool
fading*
imagine being Hammond's patient and hearing "Coup de grace"
That's why you have the EMTs drug the patient first.
May: “He got better”
Clarkson: Actually not too bad
Hammond: *Trigger, Fox Two!*
Nice to see a fellow Ace Combatant, lol
Another cultured individual
Well it’s completely unguided so it’s more of a FOX1
Target Acquired, Fox 1!
@@eamesaerospace2805 FOX 1 is still guided, you just need to keep the lock until the missile hits the target
3:46 “I’ve been reasonably polite about this so far, I would like you to get out of the [BEEP]ing way”
Top Gear ambulance vs a Peugeot driver
I was laughing with May dragging along his patient, got a really strong chuckle with Jeremy delivering his patient, but then i totally lost it for 5 minutes with Hammond launching his
Michael Benedict i wet my pants ... because of laughing
Beautifully controlled, patient rested…
**patient’s corpse is dragging**
THATS THE EXACT SAME THINGS I LAUGHED AT!
hammond never fails to amaze me 😂
Cute fursona
The icing on the cake was when Hammond rolled up with his wheels on fire... and THEN proceeded to fire the patient into the Hospital
well he fired the patient in the direction of the hospital, he didn't actually get into the hospital. half of him was in
@@Knox_on_drums so is he a zombie? Half alive half dead? 🤔
@@mhplayer maybe
@@Knox_on_drums and then the guy who passed through the window as a fcking V2 comes here and answers us
Hammond yeeted before there was yeeting.
As an ambulance EMT, I have only one thing to say:
This has been so far, the most accurate recreation of how my job is.
"Hammond, you blithering idiot! " Gets me every time! 😆
HAAAAAAAAAAAMOND!!🤦🏻♂️🙄💀🔥
"with the patients carefully loaded"
"Get inn!"
*proceeds to break his legs*
@Meme Unit Of Law & Order Pretty certain that hand belonged to another patient. But it doesn't matter ;D
1:07
a necesarry sacrifice
Hey at least he actually got him there and without shooting him through a window
Jeremy: "Reassuring tunes coming up!"
*Don't Fear the Reaper starts playing*
There is no better song to play at that moment. I’m glad that they didn’t edit that one out too.
The patient had a fever, and the only prescription was more cowbell
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
TEOS
flashbacks to the original black stig
Anyone know what the first song was?
"Reassuring tunes coming up!"
*Don't fear the Reaper begins to play
5:13 “HAMMOND GET OUT OF MY WAYYYYYYYY, IM CUTTING THROUGH WITH A PORSCHA TURBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” 😭😭😭💀
*"YoU'rE iN gOoD sHaPe My MaN, i cAn lOoK aFtEr YoU!"*
“Get *INNN”*
Glad I'm not the only one who liked that XD
*Iv'e NeVer LOst a pAtient FrOm THeALe On My wATcH. I'M SuRE As heLL nOT GoNNA LoSE onE nOww*
*HeRe wE gO, RAMS DePloYeD, thE thInG iS, maTe, yOu GeT a tEN-seCOnd peNaltY fOr eveRy siNGle liTTle knoCK*
If my savor said that.
"James where is he"
"In the pub I imagine"
omg hahhahaahah
😂 😂 😂
hoptheloop I nearly died when he said "got better" and "in the pub". and fully died when last patient got ejected off the ambulance... :D :D :D
I died at that part
“Hammond you blithering idiot”
What's even funnier is when Jeremy said 'James he can't be in the pub' and James goes 'why not?'.
This was definitely one of the most underrated Top Gear challenges haha. Everything, from Jeremy's lap of the track with his patient to Hammond's patient delivery system, cracked me up like nothing else!
7:44 can we just agree that was a perfect shot in the window
Holy shit I passed out laughing when he ejected the guy through the window of the hospital.....this show is to much...haha
was* too much
+TheStuntdude12 Sad isn't it
+Iron Beard Very sad :'( ig the upside of Amazon you can watch man on the high castle etc aswell as the new top gear with the originals
+TheStuntdude12 Hopefully Amazon delivers.
+iconforu2c me too lol
I died of laughter
7:48
blithering*
me too
Virginian me too
Virginian Same here 😂😂😂
Virginian worlds most ultimate corps launch
4:53
"watch this 😎"
*proceeds to slam "ambulance" into the wall*
cock
*slams "ambulance" into another wall this time in reverse*
cocking nora
*car accelerates, back door opens, patient comes out and starts to surf on the barrow*
Cocking nora
Often wondered. Who the fuck is Nora?
@@Tfaonc Nora means hell in this context
C o c k
Patient: I am ded
2:25 Hello and welcome aboard the 'ECNALUBMA' XD
"The thing is you get a 10 second penalty for every little knock...so you may as well have BIG knocks!"
Love Clarkson's logic!
It's only a Peugeot they hit.
Subaru Rods at 7000 RPM: Big knocks you say?
Sometimes my genius. It's almost frightening
@@cubiclelemur I have that on a tshirt
@@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire same.
Had Top Gear survived longer with its original line-up, we would surely have got a Fire Engine challenge to complete the trilogy.
They had a Fire Engine challenge back in 2010 called: the British Leyland Challenge
They discussed this in the news actually.
Basically, the problem is, if you have a vehicle which is big enough to carry several firemen (and firewomen), all of their gear and several gallons of water, what you end up with is a fire engine.
There’s no real way to improve it.
Did it in the grand tour
Zack E, what episode was this?
Also, could you create a suggestion to create an ACTUAL fire engine challenge for the Grand Tour please?
@@danielfotheringhamproducti7368 the one where they went to Croatia
1:05 “with the patients carefully loaded” Jeremy: *shoves dummy in* “get in!”
I remember sat in front of the tele with my dad and absolutely howling at this challenge. Tears coming down our face from non stop laughter, take me back man. Cherish times like those. Thank you Jezza, Richard and James
I have the same memories too, this was hands down one of the best top gear episodes.
THAT ENDING
HAMMOND YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!
Yume “patient to hospital” first time I saw that I laughed so hard
Yume 😂😂😂 it was funny as f
It is in my will that any ambulance delivering me to a hospital has to shoot me out of the back of it.
When you tell the ambulance. Take me to hospital AND MAKE IT SNAPPY
Hammond is a life saver !
you got that right
Are these old or his the guy who punched the producer back
+HARSHVEER CHANDHOCK These are old ones from last season
+SipanHamed Hammond Just Loves To Blow His Patient Through The Window For A Emergency! Just Kidding
+SipanHamed if only he was my ambulance driver i would still be alive
Jeremy blasting "Don't Fear the Reaper" is an underrated golden comedy moment lol
7:48
A parent's method of getting their child into school late
"HAMMOND YOU BLITHERRING IDIOT"
Those were the last words the patient heard....
Wonder if that was his name...
Hammond is a blitherring genius
Don't worry. I am sure he is in a better place. I a hospital window
ヅ no I’m pretty sure he was dead on impact🤣
UrAvgGamer Perhaps
7:03 When grandma makes your favorite food.
MMMMM MMMMM MMMMM MMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLZ!!! 😂😂😂😂
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mmmmmmmmm
*golf clap*
Hammond pulling up with his wheels on fire and proceeding to launch the patient into the hospital might be one of the funniest sequences in top gear history
Imagine being Hammond’s patient, waking up from unconsciousness and just hearing him say, “and now, coup de grace.”
0:32 I love how James just stands there
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Reassuring tunes coming up"
Plays *Don't fear the reaper* to the guy dying in the back of his 'Ambulance'. Gj Clarkson, gj
TranquillShot what is the Name Of the First song?
Alive and kicking I presume
TranquillShot when this was on tv they played staying alive. Not sure why they changed it...
Harley Carr - FlAmAnK Licensing, I suppose.
Could’ve been worse - he could’ve played “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door”
Imagine having a crash and hearing paramedic scream "You are in good shape my man!" 😂😂😂
3:52 Holy crap Jeremy was skilled with that drift.
A word of advice.
Never take top gear Ambulance service.
You may survive the wound but not the service
I could be in the pub in less than 10 minutes
Luis Colin heaven’s pub
@@adilxanax knock knock knocking on heavens pub
If I need an Ambulance, I’m calling them
I don't care. I want to be in Clarksons porschebulance
May lost the patient
Clarkson saved the patient
Hammond attacked the Hospital... with the patient
XD
Neo2266 nyes
The weapon was known as a heat seeking rocket patient 😂.
And with that bombshell,
The new form of warfare ejecting patients at the enemy
I'm laughing so hard right now.
The way you said that Hammond attacked the hospital with the patient made me die internally
Clarkson delivered the patient with style!
Hammond on the other hand: "EJECTO SEATO"
while May's patient sipping on a beer bottle and chillin' in a pub.
That ending......CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!
ikr
Hammond, you blithering idiot!
me either lol
Fraser Barbour วววววบ
which "ambulance"and host is your favourite?
i like all three
7:48 when Burger King is about to close in 3 seconds
this one of the best comments ever lol
Let it close Burger King is tripe
Oh so you just have an ejection system ready to go In the back of your car? Same
@@xVx_Krt_xVx_KillMe usefull when you're late at school *catapults himself through the window of his class*
One of the Funniest comments ever
How the hell did the camera crew keep a straight face, when Hammond launched his patient, through the window? If I'd been behind the camera, I'd would have been on the floor laughing 🤣😃
Just doing eight hours!’
7:48 I remember the day when I've seen for the first time this episode... I can't remember how much I laughed....
You laughed more times than you can remember. Can’t blame ya. Many people would’ve
I laughed hard earlier. I swear, I lost some weight
So basically this is GTA's ambulance mission.
Jet Jenkins If we could use any of these ambulances then those would be bearable. Especially Jeremy’s Rambulance.
*Press 2 to start Vigilante Mission*
@@policevauxhallastra6591 *me clicks number 2
no weapons in this
But without oppmk2
60 Minutes described this show as "part reality show, part buddy movie, part Monty Python."
I'm seeing a lot of Monty here...
The Chris Evans version seemed to have forgotten all about doing these elaborate comedy setups. :) They totally lost the plot thinking that just some burnouts and skids in fancy cars is enough to carry the show, as if they don't understand why it was successful.
"He got better"
TraustiGeir true dat
I think the "reality show" part is the "car tv show" where they explained stuff about cars
rest of 80% are partly lad jokes and skit with extreme punch line
Let's not get bogged down with who said wot about who...
"James, where's your patient?"
"In the pub I imagine"
I laughed so hard I got asthma attack.
And Hammond yeeted his patient made it even worse.
Did YOU need an ambulance 🚑
James realizing he "lost the patient", looking for him under the car LMAO, and then Richard FIRING his patient into a window fucking finished me off 🤣
0:56 YOU ARE IN GOOD SHAPE MY MAN. I WILL LOOK AFTER YOU XD
JG Trainspotting & Reviews Longboi Clarkson
and then throws the hand away
I am literally DYING with laughter from Hammond's deliverance of the patient from an ambulance with flaming wheels XDXDXDXD
+Will Scales literally hot wheels xD
touche :)
Looks like you need a hospital.
hahaha haha lol
Yeah it were the brakes hehehe :)
The ending is just perfect, I can’t stop laughing
2:08 - Lewis Hamilton just before Copse Corner - Silverstone, 2021
I miss Top Gear :(
speedometer111 wow I can't even express my own feelings without being swear at nowadays...
i feel you, bro :(
Same ):
me too but they are old now,who replace them?
so do I !😞
James: loses the Patient
Clarkson: saves the patient
Hammond: YEET!
cobraking@scratch The reason James lost his patient was because of his ambulance’s back door not being secure enough
@@AngryProtoBoi Thank you, Captain! Your work is, as always, highly appreciated.
@@AngryProtoBoi no he lost because of the fucking Peugeot driver in his way
@@connor971 That and the unsecure back door.
@@AngryProtoBoi damn I couldn't tell thank you sir
I find it funny how Carkson’s Ambulance played Don’t fear the Reaper at one point 😂🤣
I've watched this loads of times but it still makes me laugh out loud. Especially May saying his patient has gone to the pub.
i'd rather die then let hammond drive me to the hospital. LOL.
I mean, based on what happened here, if you let him drive you to the hospital, you probably would.
lol, hahahahhaha
James would kill me if I rode to hospital with him
+Oliver Hayes you wont even get there
lmao
"he can't be in the pub he's got 10 minutes to live"
That's where I would be
ahhh british comedy
Darcy Ferrier he's waiting for all this to blow over
Darcy Ferrier that's were your wrong kiddo
I love you
I still feel like Hammond won on simply the way he ended the race. With good speed, on fire (bouns points) and the best delivery stright through the window. Love it! 😊
5:04
"Might have lost a few seconds in that"
Pretty sure you lost something more important
Lmao
I think Clarkson's rams are actually worth considering. If you don't hear the sirens and see the flashing lights, you shouldn't be driving in the first place.
Plus who doesn't want to die in a Porsche with Jeremy?
Fire trucks are allowed to ram through tight streets I think actually. I think they should do something to the other emergency services though
Be more effective on a proper, weighty van as well.
But for the sake of patient smoothness, more ov pushing than ramming
Do u know what porsche hes driving ?
xThe Driverzz its a 944
Hammond: *launches patient through window
Clarkson: HAmMond YoU BlITherIng IdOt
James on his patient: "He got better."
Jeremy: "Where is he?"
James: "In the pub?"
Nobody's gonna talk about the great handling of the porsche 944 turbo ? It's magnificent !
May lost the patient... literally.
missing presumed dead
Missing, presumed drunk
"Ma'am, we've lost your husband. Literally. We can't find him"
Surprised he got there earlier before the rest of them.
@@The73MPL4R 😂
7:53 "That's how I lost my medical license."
"Whoops! Zat was not medicine..."
Raus raus!
Meet the medic
5:38 Beautifully controlled, Patient Rested (Actually "In Peace")😆😆
Cannot stop laughing at James May banging up his ambulance, and then accidentally not noticing the patient behind him falling out, and being dragged! 😂😂🤣🤣🚑🚑🚑
'Hammond you blithering idiot" - I was waiting for him to respond with "but he made it into the hospital, didn't he?" xD
7:24 I DIED😂😂😂😂
2:40
“Oh no he’s broken free!” 😂
“Richard and I were on our way.” Alive and Kicking by Simple Minds blasting from Clarkson LOL
6:09
"Sorry about the noise. You'll be fine" 🤣🤣
I'VE BEEN REASONABLY POLITE ABOUT THIS SO FAR, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO GET OUT THE ********* WAY!
Worst. Siren. EVER!!! :')
4:21 That music therapy to the patient by Jeremy😄😄.."Comeon baby, take my hand".
The song’s called don’t fear the reaper, which makes it that much more funny.
@@adamapplegarth3585 😁😁👍👍
I watched this when it first aired on television but I had forgotten about May looking under his ambulance.
That was such a nice touch and so reminiscent of having seen other people do a similar "maybe it is,..." check of an obviously impossible spot when they have misplaced something.
1:06 the irritated way he say GIT IN and shoves him in always makes me smile
Yes!!
i was dying when richard's maniquin went through the window 😥😥😥😥😥
who didn't die at that moment xD
that victim ejection system is not necessarily needed
Machine_Gun_Joe_75 No it's not but it's funny as hell :D
You said you were dying? *Porsche Ambulance, Richards Van and the ECNALUBMA pull up outside*
The patient was dying too
Credit where credits due, I believe Hammond and Clarkson nailed this one. I'm a volunteer firefighter and while I have more experience in firefighting, I know when it comes to safety. If Hammond hadn't installed an ejector and had installed the necessary equipment, it would have been perfect, in my honest opinion
7:02
One of Clarkson's best noises
7:45 "patient to hospital" IM DEAD 🤣🤣
For anyone who wonders what hammond is saying at 7:44
He is not making up a phrase! He is saying: "Coup de grâce" - french for "blow of mercy"
Nicolas Manger I thought he said “Kundegra”
Same word for top con hilo
Thank you for the French class
ElliotGaming are you sure that wasn’t Vive La Resistance?
Yep
4:23 “I think my man has suffered quite a bit. Reassuring tunes coming up” (plays a song about death)
7:46 My parents sending me to find a girlfriend
Damn, I never experienced genuine laughter until now.
Thats deep
I still remember the first time I saw the episode of them going "camping" and how at the end they just yeeted Jeremy's car off a cliff , I have never laughed more in my life since then , around 7 years ago
@@deanmilos4909 innit🤣🤣🤣 just having a vanilla ice cream and then his caravan just somersaults off the cliff🤣🤣🤣
The fine line between genius and madness works both ways.
7:13 'Tis but a scratch!
"You're in good shape my man! I can look after you!"
*Grabs dummy by the gentleman's area*
The ECNALUBMA thing gets me every time. It looks brilliant for about three seconds, then you go “um…?”
That’s an ambulance for dyslectics!🙄😁
"Where is yours"
"Well he got better"
7:42 I don't know why but this makes me laugh every time.
Dude not just you everyone on the planet 😅😅🤣🤣
You mean the duration at 7:50?
That 944 with that Gulf livery looks so gorgeous.
Hammond: launches patient into hospital. Jeremy: H A M O N D. Y O U. B L I T H E R I N G. I D I O T!
Clarkeson, "Where is your patient?"
May, "Oh, ah, he got better..."
😅
Truly Python-esque!
Can't beat mixing ridiculous slapstick with dry British wit!
2:25 "welcome aboard the ecnalubma" - mirror image of ambulance is ecnalumba XD loll
I would rather die than being rescued by Clarkson lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Edit: actually after seeing James - the notable man for being careful, swings his patient around behind, i'd choose Clarkson again lmao
5:40 pretty sure he's dead by now
7:40 im dying
+Vince Niknazmanesh so true
+Lemonlime OMG! The wheels are on fire!!!
+Lemonlime HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ME TOO !!!!
+Lemonlime best of hammond!
Come on, baby...don't fear the reaper...