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  • The boys put a Mercedes S65 AMG, a Rolls Royce Ghost and a small Zastava to the test, in a getaway run from the Albanian police. Taken from series 16, episode 5.
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @gustajuy5983
    @gustajuy5983 4 года назад +10118

    “Crikey, it’s the Albanian rozzers!”
    James May, master bank robber.

    • @darwinshrestha7306
      @darwinshrestha7306 3 года назад +15

      Can you please explain this joke?

    • @reece7574
      @reece7574 3 года назад +253

      @@darwinshrestha7306 there's no joke. It's just the humour of is posh shock. 'rozzers' is british slang for police. Crikey is a term ysed by people when their suprised or shocked.

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 3 года назад +56

      former* master bank robber

    • @STYtrainspotter2007
      @STYtrainspotter2007 3 года назад +17

      I don't think he is a master bank robber he fell off a cliff

    • @mr.unknown4914
      @mr.unknown4914 3 года назад +1

      Serbia better

  • @tarnell3904
    @tarnell3904 4 года назад +10412

    Such dedication on their part. They actually robbed a bank and got away with it and James actually died. The dedication man

    • @JAKETHESNAKE-cj1up
      @JAKETHESNAKE-cj1up 3 года назад +95

      waiting for an r/woooosh moment

    • @iluvlean
      @iluvlean 3 года назад +118

      @@JAKETHESNAKE-cj1up when will that die

    • @chance5620
      @chance5620 3 года назад +111

      Does that mean he's not coming on then?

    • @marilllover2177
      @marilllover2177 3 года назад +15

      @@chance5620 Well chance he kills him by rolling off a cliff just to avoid the roadblock formed by the Albanian rozzers so no Chance he's not coming.

    • @miguelmars422
      @miguelmars422 3 года назад +19

      C'mon homie, you down with the Grove or what?

  • @TheHorseOutside
    @TheHorseOutside 4 года назад +12251

    "James May is dead"
    *audience cheering*

  • @jaymercer4692
    @jaymercer4692 3 года назад +3692

    “Ah crikey it’s the Albanian rozzers” is perhaps the most iconic line from top gear. It’s easily my favourite line in the whole show.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 3 года назад +88

      "Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius"

    • @fkez0510
      @fkez0510 3 года назад +87

      "so if you're watching this in Saudi Arabia..... *dies laughing*"
      Is my favourite

    • @mangoshake
      @mangoshake 2 года назад +73

      "As dawn broke, the peace and serenity of this beautiful Ugandan morning was shattered by the bellow of a wild animal."

    • @jhamartbrown
      @jhamartbrown 2 года назад +33

      "Sometimes my genius, it's almost frightening" I would argue is more iconic

    • @not_legal77
      @not_legal77 2 года назад

      what does it mean tho?

  • @Sizifus
    @Sizifus 4 года назад +6108

    "I'll see you in Spain, lads!"
    Gets respawned in England

    • @MoviePolitik
      @MoviePolitik 4 года назад +138

      6 hours in hospital did the trick

    • @didncozosksma4466
      @didncozosksma4466 4 года назад +93

      @@MoviePolitik Every time a GTA protagonist die, they respawn at the nearest hospital

    • @SpeedBird6780
      @SpeedBird6780 4 года назад +38

      @@didncozosksma4466 except if killed by Franklin Clinton.

    • @rachelmiglionico8121
      @rachelmiglionico8121 4 года назад +26

      Oh cock

    • @jaafar8861
      @jaafar8861 4 года назад +9

      700th like

  • @sheev9852
    @sheev9852 6 лет назад +18334

    If you have a Rolls Royce as a getaway car then I don't think that you'd need to rob a bank

    • @petertaylor4980
      @petertaylor4980 6 лет назад +1510

      May I offer an emendation: if you have a Rolls Royce then you can rob the bank more effectively from the board room than with some tights over your head.

    • @wernerharms4833
      @wernerharms4833 6 лет назад +334

      RR is stolen,too.

    • @bennylloyd-willner9667
      @bennylloyd-willner9667 6 лет назад +580

      One day you will have to service it, THEN you will need to rob a bank 😁

    • @spearmintflavoured1546
      @spearmintflavoured1546 5 лет назад +35

      Dafydd Rees-Jones keeping up on those car payments

    • @isaakwelch3451
      @isaakwelch3451 5 лет назад +50

      @@spearmintflavoured1546 Considering how little cash most banks actually have you might only get a payment or two for your rolls.

  • @jackevans7473
    @jackevans7473 5 лет назад +3321

    Literally just robbed a bank and getting away:
    Richard Hammond:
    “Seatbelt safety”

    • @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925
      @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925 5 лет назад +30

      Jack Evans because, most people end up dying in crashes trying to evade the...
      oh, wait. i just remembered the Silverado driver dying in a police chase.

    • @rianglynn4790
      @rianglynn4790 5 лет назад +4

      yes, that's the joke. they're not being serious just in case some idiot doesn't get the satire

    • @willowashe
      @willowashe 5 лет назад +11

      Well... It *is* Richard Hammond. And there were a lot of bends in that road.

    • @doge5603
      @doge5603 5 лет назад +2

      Why would you want to die with bunch of money?

    • @bigdog95355
      @bigdog95355 4 года назад +2

      @@willowashe 😁

  • @daltonbecker4494
    @daltonbecker4494 3 года назад +1474

    The image of Jeremy walking around casually with a duffle bag full of money and a TT-33 in the other hand with a stocking on his head is one of the most underrated moment of this show.

    • @BusSpottingWithChronicPains
      @BusSpottingWithChronicPains 2 года назад +3

      😆

    • @excavalon1366
      @excavalon1366 2 года назад +36

      What completes the image is Jeremy reminding himself to 'look normal' when he sticks out like a sore thumb.

    • @AstroGains
      @AstroGains 2 года назад +2

      @@BusSpottingWithChronicPains h

    • @GoogleGebruiker
      @GoogleGebruiker 2 года назад +6

      @@excavalon1366 "look normal look normal"

  • @KimmyVG2323
    @KimmyVG2323 5 лет назад +3378

    “You’ll never take me alive coppers”
    Drives off a mountain and appears next episode

  • @pijuka
    @pijuka 6 лет назад +7239

    "Oh crikey, it's the Albanian rozzers!"

    • @el21xx
      @el21xx 5 лет назад +52

      Concept. Favorite line bro😂.. they made a vid about this line

    • @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925
      @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925 5 лет назад +32

      *(misses a gear)*

    • @adam3049
      @adam3049 5 лет назад +5

      @@el21xx what video

    • @JagwarX
      @JagwarX 5 лет назад +16

      Most British thing to say

    • @shaneh1872
      @shaneh1872 5 лет назад +6

      The best line ever said on tv

  • @TheRealTburt
    @TheRealTburt 4 года назад +3841

    2:00 Motorcycle cop chasing in style with a cigarette in his mouth like a 1980s American action star.

  • @buzzinga4
    @buzzinga4 3 года назад +284

    2:27 the fact that May presses the horn and no sound comes out just makes everything a lot funnier

    • @Nathaniel2256Studios
      @Nathaniel2256Studios Год назад +8

      The steering wheel was taken from MK3 Fiesta, so it was obvious they forgot to do the horn too 😅

    • @ahmadkhaled7590
      @ahmadkhaled7590 10 месяцев назад +5

      As a person who owned one of these before i can confirm that the horn is on the light arm not in the steering wheel for some reasons 😂😂💔

  • @Jedi_Spartan
    @Jedi_Spartan 4 года назад +10635

    I'm trying to imagine the conversation that took place between the BBC and the Albanian police to make this happen. Also weird how often Top Gear did 'race out of a country' challenges

    • @trumpemendous2330
      @trumpemendous2330 4 года назад +2326

      Let me help you.
      Top Gear: we offer you a ridiculous amount of money.
      Albanian Government: say no more

    • @anonymoususer7792
      @anonymoususer7792 4 года назад +418

      @@trumpemendous2330 really works like that there.

    • @MyKillerson
      @MyKillerson 4 года назад +693

      @@anonymoususer7792
      Really works like that everywhere

    • @devinkolka8002
      @devinkolka8002 4 года назад +215

      @@trumpemendous2330 *a small loan of a million dollars*

    • @Brasc
      @Brasc 4 года назад +323

      Alabama showed them that the practice was necessary. Argentina showed that the practice was worth it.

  • @robin6469
    @robin6469 6 лет назад +5996

    This bank heist is how they were able to keep financing their show

  • @michaelramsey82
    @michaelramsey82 5 лет назад +18403

    The Albanian cops are insanely good at handbrake turns. Teenage girls must be all over them.

    • @verxwashere
      @verxwashere 5 лет назад +38

      Not cool fxf

    • @fxftube7949
      @fxftube7949 5 лет назад +674

      Skylie it’s not a hate comment it was part of an episode where they were trying to embarrass each other in front of the girls

    • @heavyhanded1782
      @heavyhanded1782 5 лет назад +95

      FXFTube but it’s all women not just teenage girls...

    • @jldldr3933
      @jldldr3933 5 лет назад +69

      Initial D: Tiranë. I'm still waiting.

    • @APWDUNCAN
      @APWDUNCAN 5 лет назад +100

      They are not cops.... They are rozers

  • @umi_tao33
    @umi_tao33 3 года назад +587

    "I'll see you in Spain lads"
    James crashing and seeing the dummy fly out of the car gets me everytime,🤣

    • @chriss4901
      @chriss4901 2 года назад +58

      What dummy? That was James committed to his role

    • @nitroassassin17
      @nitroassassin17 Год назад +17

      Spain but the 's' is silent

    • @soarinskies1105
      @soarinskies1105 Год назад +4

      @@nitroassassin17 you live in pain?

    • @nitroassassin17
      @nitroassassin17 Год назад +4

      @@soarinskies1105 I meant James ended up in pain instead of Spain

    • @soarinskies1105
      @soarinskies1105 Год назад

      @@nitroassassin17 oh lol

  • @k20zach
    @k20zach 4 года назад +16119

    oh how 9 year old me thought this was real

    • @povertysquatter
      @povertysquatter 4 года назад +1090

      But it clearly is.

    • @jeff1595
      @jeff1595 4 года назад +102

      @@povertysquatter yep lol😂

    • @abeggarsbazzokasoldier9138
      @abeggarsbazzokasoldier9138 4 года назад +315

      yOu StAgEd A bAnK rObBeRy?! I cAn’T bElIVE iT?!?

    • @dattroll2019
      @dattroll2019 4 года назад +31

      it was tho

    • @Akotski-ys9rr
      @Akotski-ys9rr 4 года назад +269

      You really believed that James may died? I used to think they actually killed the actors in movies so it’s not that surprising

  • @jldldr3933
    @jldldr3933 5 лет назад +2726

    "Ah. Huh" Now that's a british man dying in a car accident. Official sound effect.

    • @mixrable1212
      @mixrable1212 4 года назад +32

      M8 sound effect #2

    • @thetominator1876
      @thetominator1876 4 года назад +5

      Didn't die

    • @lupurednic8624
      @lupurednic8624 4 года назад +28

      @@thetominator1876 r/wooosh

    • @hoobaguy
      @hoobaguy 4 года назад +34

      It would've been funnier if he just said "oh cock" one time.

    • @rjaxxxas
      @rjaxxxas 4 года назад +7

      I just noticed the dummy swinging about.

  • @Shepard_AU
    @Shepard_AU 4 года назад +1618

    Richard @ 6:36 ''It probably didn't hurt much.''
    I take it he's speaking from experience

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze 4 года назад +1

      How?

    • @KeVsPIXEL
      @KeVsPIXEL 4 года назад +79

      @@Zak-ob5ze His Jet powered dragster crash

    • @johntelekom9712
      @johntelekom9712 4 года назад +30

      @@KeVsPIXEL I think he meant the rimac crash, he fell down a mountain too

    • @KeVsPIXEL
      @KeVsPIXEL 4 года назад +54

      @@johntelekom9712 The rimac crash was in 2017 and this ep is from 2011, how would he be speaking from experience about a crash in the future? lmao

    • @johntelekom9712
      @johntelekom9712 4 года назад

      @@KeVsPIXEL there was no mention about experience in the video, just from OP

  • @CopperKid_CDN
    @CopperKid_CDN 4 года назад +177

    I love the motorcycle cop with the cigarette, he’s like “ya there might be a bank robbery, but I’m finishing my dart dam it”

    • @71sc502
      @71sc502 2 года назад +4

      Gotta love chuffing back a fat dart

  • @lostpockets222
    @lostpockets222 5 лет назад +1612

    6:15 *rolls car off cliff, at high speed*
    "Damn!"
    *car rolls violently down the hill*
    "hoh!"

    • @someguy8951
      @someguy8951 4 года назад +22

      Damn it I don't think I had insurance either

    • @josiahnunez9398
      @josiahnunez9398 4 года назад +15

      Tbh I couldnt stop laughing he could have rammed into them but no he ramped off a cliff

    • @omarfannoun417
      @omarfannoun417 4 года назад +2

      It’s funny that I thought James may was actually in the car when it rolled over back when I was 10 years old

    • @foshifonuki
      @foshifonuki 4 года назад +5

      Blimey!

  • @TChops-hi7hr
    @TChops-hi7hr 5 лет назад +1362

    "Why did we rob a bank at rush hour, Hammond?"

    • @shizukadoitsukitsune1919
      @shizukadoitsukitsune1919 5 лет назад +3

      Hamoood hamood
      Habibi hamood, hamood habibi

    • @opposingthunder2912
      @opposingthunder2912 5 лет назад +13

      I thought jezza said "why didnt we rob a bank in russia", lol 😅

    • @andymadden8183
      @andymadden8183 5 лет назад

      Like number 200. I thought you should know.

    • @coastliner7009
      @coastliner7009 5 лет назад +12

      “Why didnt we hust use a cashpoint like everything else?”

  • @lemons6973
    @lemons6973 5 лет назад +7326

    "So.. James May is dead.."
    *Round of applause*

  • @sultanmehmoodghaznavi6312
    @sultanmehmoodghaznavi6312 2 года назад +69

    2:00 that's the coolest cop I've ever seen! 😂

  • @janispavilsmilevskis8249
    @janispavilsmilevskis8249 6 лет назад +8798

    When I was 6 I really thought James May died

    • @jirkacoupek2744
      @jirkacoupek2744 6 лет назад +569

      I guess you are like 7 now right?

    • @janispavilsmilevskis8249
      @janispavilsmilevskis8249 6 лет назад +257

      Jiří Čoupek 13

    • @mattbraman8487
      @mattbraman8487 5 лет назад +390

      I swear I saw his body fly out of the car but it was probably a dummy

    • @MrRedDevilx
      @MrRedDevilx 5 лет назад +108

      Same!! I was like 12 atm.....and I Cried FR

    • @harryjones5347
      @harryjones5347 5 лет назад +310

      Lmao the replies on this are so toxic take a chill pill

  • @adnansayeed4917
    @adnansayeed4917 7 лет назад +423

    Clarkson : "So James May is dead :("
    Hammond : "ANYWAY :D"

    • @bukanmatin5973
      @bukanmatin5973 5 лет назад +5

      It's INCONVENIENT.. 😆

    • @StrangeQuark
      @StrangeQuark 5 лет назад +1

      he wanted too much of the bank job money

  • @MEZ92
    @MEZ92 8 лет назад +489

    "The next morning we found a bank full of money...and robbed it" XD

  • @yousufburhani2845
    @yousufburhani2845 3 года назад +125

    2:33 I repeat this quote on a daily

  • @big__dooosh
    @big__dooosh 4 года назад +973

    "I'll see you in spain, lads!"
    *f0ckin dies*

    • @joaquingonzalez834
      @joaquingonzalez834 3 года назад +23

      if only i could tell him the s was silent

    • @stevenarmijos8189
      @stevenarmijos8189 3 года назад +16

      @@joaquingonzalez834 most probably the "a" was silent

    • @chelnahtheegghead
      @chelnahtheegghead 2 года назад +6

      @@stevenarmijos8189 “I’ll see you in spin, lads”?

    • @richardendresz161
      @richardendresz161 2 года назад +2

      James didn’t know at the time that he wasn’t going to Spain he was going to brazil

  • @videoclips2150
    @videoclips2150 6 лет назад +2811

    You’ll never take me Alive
    The cops face was like ok drive off a mountain I don’t care

    • @CourierSiix
      @CourierSiix 5 лет назад +5

      @Gappie Al Kebabi no shit

    • @audaxhistoricus7467
      @audaxhistoricus7467 5 лет назад +5

      If you pause the video you can see James flying out of the car with his ass crack showing

    • @RedGreenLugar
      @RedGreenLugar 5 лет назад +13

      To be fair if he did stop the albanians would have just thrown James off the cliff, essentially ol James made their jobs easier. A proper gentlemen

    • @arjanmara1031
      @arjanmara1031 4 года назад +3

      @@RedGreenLugar why do u think like that ???

    • @Tstahl962
      @Tstahl962 4 года назад +5

      Well, reduces execution cost, good for the country

  • @callummcadie9156
    @callummcadie9156 8 лет назад +765

    "Oh crikey it's the Albanian rozzers!"
    Classic James

  • @banjovic
    @banjovic 3 года назад +41

    1:17 that sequence of james running and swearing at richard and jeremy kills me everytime lol

  • @xhosag2862
    @xhosag2862 6 лет назад +566

    “I’ll see you in Spain lads”
    Famous last words

  • @tinktinkbell97
    @tinktinkbell97 4 года назад +643

    Jeremy: "How do women wear tights?"
    My immediate thought: "Not on our heads."

    • @noobf8783
      @noobf8783 3 года назад +5

      خلاص نسيت جسمك cereal is soup

    • @heisenburger2502
      @heisenburger2502 3 года назад +5

      Milk is paint

    • @rosemaryfriedw124a8
      @rosemaryfriedw124a8 3 года назад +17

      The perfect way to properly wear tights is to put them on the intake after removing the air filter.
      Or put them on the exhaust as the particulate filter.

    • @lemonmaster8933
      @lemonmaster8933 Год назад

      ​@@rosemaryfriedw124a8instructions unclear accidentally made my car run on tights.

  • @jdmjapfest512
    @jdmjapfest512 4 года назад +2767

    you know that's actually a good strategy to actually rob a back with a bunch of film crews and just say it's part of a movie

    • @MasterArchfiend
      @MasterArchfiend 4 года назад +124

      They'd stop to check for your filming permits unfortunately. Otherwise it would be an amazing plan.

    • @devonesq.7533
      @devonesq.7533 3 года назад +63

      @@MasterArchfiend tbf, i know a couple of bank robbers that have gotten away with stuff just by leveling up their charisma

    • @MasterArchfiend
      @MasterArchfiend 3 года назад +99

      @@devonesq.7533 That does happen, but most bank robbers think charisma is a useless stat and instead focus speed, agility, dexterity and endurance. Personally I prefer to raise my charisma as much and as early as possible to make shops less of a hassle.

    • @devonesq.7533
      @devonesq.7533 3 года назад +56

      @@MasterArchfiend actually someones uncle in my family was a construction worker, and robbed and bank on a break and went back to work, and was never a suspect, they only caught him when they saw a constriction worker was somehow able to afford a mustang

    • @idreeskhan8885
      @idreeskhan8885 3 года назад +2

      @@devonesq.7533 How did he do it lmao?

  • @BenilJoseph
    @BenilJoseph 3 года назад +47

    "The next morning we found a bank full of money, and robbed it. "
    Lmao

  • @rhysrothwell1317
    @rhysrothwell1317 5 лет назад +832

    "Whyd we rob a bank at rush hour" quality 😂

    • @katherinecurtis1747
      @katherinecurtis1747 4 года назад +16

      Rhys Rothwell why didn’t we use a cashpoint like everyone else

  • @mrjixk
    @mrjixk 9 лет назад +5802

    The Albanian police sure know how to drift.

    • @sidawang2989
      @sidawang2989 8 лет назад +71

      +Timi Ruutu dude its not hard to drift with fwd cars all u do is use the handbrake instead of the brakes

    • @Swaxdude
      @Swaxdude 8 лет назад +261

      I think they were just professional drivers hired by Top Gear, put in Albanian police cars.

    • @valmirsadiki536
      @valmirsadiki536 8 лет назад +155

      No they are real ALBANIAN police drivers I've seen them when I went there

    • @jonthomas936
      @jonthomas936 8 лет назад +142

      Real or not police persons under go driving obstacle courses and refresher courses constantly to be ready for car chases.

    • @nadavegulsky2854
      @nadavegulsky2854 8 лет назад +18

      Swaxdude REALLY? I DIDN'T KNOW T_T

  • @Lincolntowncoupe
    @Lincolntowncoupe 5 лет назад +1450

    "Crikey it's the Albanian rozzers"
    This should have been my grad quote

    • @coyotem3a1
      @coyotem3a1 4 года назад +37

      @cody sonnet You do know that US English is based off of UK English, right?

    • @nickgoode8867
      @nickgoode8867 4 года назад +43

      cody sonnet At least we don’t get shot during the 4th grade

    • @tofusrvng
      @tofusrvng 4 года назад +5

      @@nickgoode8867 nice one

    • @irishproductions8287
      @irishproductions8287 4 года назад +22

      On this episode of brain washed Americans say hello to cody

    • @irishproductions8287
      @irishproductions8287 4 года назад +10

      Also Britain didn't start the world wars...

  • @The12thDimension.
    @The12thDimension. 3 года назад +118

    Seeing a Rolls-Royce going at those speeds on the winding mountain roads is a pretty incredible sight

    • @bikkiikun
      @bikkiikun Год назад +2

      In the end it's a BMW. And the Bentley, that they used before the Zastava, is a VW. So...

    • @blob22201
      @blob22201 9 месяцев назад +1

      The Bentley flying off the cliff in the end is majestic as well.

  • @robink7945
    @robink7945 8 лет назад +115

    4:37 most beautiful sight ive ever seen, the flying lady with the landscape and the Mercedes, just pure art

  • @DarthYryn
    @DarthYryn 10 лет назад +903

    The kind of epicness we will never get to see again... RIP Top Gear .............

    • @drcheekyisback
      @drcheekyisback 10 лет назад +47

      Hope three of them get together and make their own show..

    • @dainiusvysniauskas2049
      @dainiusvysniauskas2049 10 лет назад +1

      drcheekyisback There are rumors spreading about Top Speed, which would feature all three of them.

    • @brohan914
      @brohan914 10 лет назад

      Dainius Vyšniauskas
      which network? If I was a network suit I'd be bending over backwards to sign those three

    • @dainiusvysniauskas2049
      @dainiusvysniauskas2049 10 лет назад +1

      rideordie If I remember right it's Sky 1.

    • @TamirB.98
      @TamirB.98 9 лет назад +14

      drcheekyisback With blackjack and hookers

  • @stevewhite4080
    @stevewhite4080 5 лет назад +1028

    Poor James. First, he got shot by a tank and then fly off a cliff.... R.I.P.

    • @artilleryfire6576
      @artilleryfire6576 5 лет назад +14

      both was because of the police!

    • @IBRAHAMUS
      @IBRAHAMUS 5 лет назад +5

      He didn't die

    • @Cygnus0lor
      @Cygnus0lor 4 года назад +17

      @@IBRAHAMUS really? Did you find out by yourself?

    • @tomcooney2842
      @tomcooney2842 4 года назад +2

      and hammond complains when he crashes his car

    • @xopppapap2883
      @xopppapap2883 4 года назад +3

      i'm guessing you're all 12 yrlds cuz you think he is actually dead

  • @daunteuflay4859
    @daunteuflay4859 3 года назад +64

    6:09 Fun Fact: Beacause of this nearly everyday I'll find myself saying "I'll see you in Spain, lads!" in random places.

  • @sixty-four
    @sixty-four 8 лет назад +1480

    no james's were harmed in the making of this film

    • @Septimus_ii
      @Septimus_ii 6 лет назад +7

      Well maybe 1

    • @jamess5121
      @jamess5121 6 лет назад

      Lachie Campbell thank god

    • @DustinPlatt
      @DustinPlatt 6 лет назад

      *_James's..._*

    • @kathywil1
      @kathywil1 6 лет назад

      thats the imporant thing

    • @AiOinc1
      @AiOinc1 6 лет назад

      on the other hand a little Zastava Koral was, though

  • @youdontneedtoknowmyname2753
    @youdontneedtoknowmyname2753 5 лет назад +1576

    WHY’D YOU SQUASH THAT POOR GUY’S ORANGES!?

  • @Draconicus702
    @Draconicus702 5 лет назад +325

    6:19 i just love the voice clips they added to make it seem like he's still in the car🤣

    • @connorstohl6050
      @connorstohl6050 4 года назад +22

      They even put a dummy in it that flies out at some point.

    • @dungeon5028
      @dungeon5028 4 года назад +45

      What do you mean "it seems like it" he was in that car! Clarkson and Hammond say at the end that he is dead. Top gear would never stage something like that. They just hire a double for the upcoming season

    • @mancantswim66191
      @mancantswim66191 2 года назад +6

      If you listen EXTREMELY closely, you can hear him say "oh cock" just before he dies

    • @GaMer4785.mp4
      @GaMer4785.mp4 Год назад +1

      @@dungeon5028you probably still believe in Santa

    • @Hastur876
      @Hastur876 Год назад +1

      Would have been funnier if they had pointed out that, after rolling down a mountainside, the Zastava is still driveable.

  • @fives2155
    @fives2155 4 года назад +60

    "Aw Crikey its the Albanian Rozzers!"
    Classic TG

    • @basicallystupid7080
      @basicallystupid7080 3 года назад +2

      i feel like the new one would say “aw man its the police!”, jeremy era is a lot better

  • @wisdompowerdonut1964
    @wisdompowerdonut1964 7 лет назад +314

    "Crikey it's the Albanian rozzers!"
    aaaaand that's the most British thing I've heard all week.

    • @UncleSammy37
      @UncleSammy37 5 лет назад +3

      More like Australian

    • @shaneh1872
      @shaneh1872 5 лет назад

      I'm proud to be british

    • @Gimmo2197
      @Gimmo2197 2 года назад

      I’m from Australia and we don’t use the term rozzers for the police

  • @m1muecke
    @m1muecke 5 лет назад +349

    2:00
    *Bank robbers running*
    Albanian Policeman: Don't hold my cigarette.

  • @ilcavaliere88
    @ilcavaliere88 4 года назад +402

    It’s funny how Hammond still puts his seatbelt on even if he’s escaping from a bank he just robbed.

    • @Nr15121
      @Nr15121 3 года назад +3

      Car chase 101

    • @melchorvincentagot1002
      @melchorvincentagot1002 3 года назад +10

      If I were chased by the police I'd put my hazards on.

    • @dominichines9996
      @dominichines9996 2 года назад

      Honestly surprised he didn't crash

    • @augustasbudnikas1267
      @augustasbudnikas1267 2 года назад +6

      The last thing you need is annoying beeping coming from the dash every 10 seconds :D

    • @eh86055
      @eh86055 Год назад +3

      To be fair, given his track record, he _is_ more likely than most to need them.

  • @ThunderTJPT5293
    @ThunderTJPT5293 3 года назад +17

    6:06 the voice of a man who knows what has to be done

  • @doubledoor4536
    @doubledoor4536 4 года назад +2668

    Me: Mom can we get GTA V
    Mom: We got GTA V at home
    GTA V at home:

    • @ELy-cs8lh
      @ELy-cs8lh 4 года назад +150

      That is honestly way better.

    • @itsjustmenova
      @itsjustmenova 4 года назад +38

      Your Everyday Etheo agreed I’d much rather this than GTA V

    • @savage4749
      @savage4749 4 года назад +27

      Atleast the graphics are improved

    • @ilasq
      @ilasq 4 года назад +6

      GTA V:The terrorist of the Kingdoms

    • @TheOneAndOnlyLibertyPrime
      @TheOneAndOnlyLibertyPrime 4 года назад +2

      even better

  • @TheBlazinJedi
    @TheBlazinJedi 4 года назад +544

    These 3 work so well together, even though this is obviously scripted it still feels like it’s unscripted, quite amazing

    • @kareemelsadek
      @kareemelsadek 2 года назад +14

      What do you mean scripted

    • @chunky_kit-kat1343
      @chunky_kit-kat1343 2 года назад +14

      Yeah unlike new top gear where, although the presenters aren’t that bad, they just don’t have the same level of naturalness of this lot

    • @MondySpartan
      @MondySpartan 2 года назад +10

      The whole thing may be scripted, but the chemistry is real.

  • @somed00d44
    @somed00d44 6 лет назад +230

    6:11 "I'll see you in Spain lads" famous last words

  • @rockrick9988
    @rockrick9988 3 года назад +26

    the way james comes out of the bank is so good man. the gun, the posture, that man is a legend

    • @josiewallace7968
      @josiewallace7968 7 месяцев назад

      "I'll see you in Spain lads" 😂😂😂

  • @luckygamer_1252
    @luckygamer_1252 4 года назад +628

    6:28 you can see James wave goodbye as he flies out window in rag doll form.

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled 3 года назад +8

      Level 948 whiplash.

    • @User-1147
      @User-1147 3 года назад +40

      It’s pretty disturbing that the human body is actually like that flailing and getting crushed.
      AnYwAyS.

    • @GigglingWillow
      @GigglingWillow 3 года назад +7

      Oh my God I never saw the mannequin and it's pretty disturbing to look at
      *anyways*

    • @harrisonofcolorado8886
      @harrisonofcolorado8886 3 года назад +11

      Does that mean he's not coming on then?

    • @agentnintendonate1thee2tan89
      @agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 3 года назад +8

      Well, Harrison, he turned toward a cliff and tumbled down the ensuing embankment, so that's a no, he's not coming on.

  • @eaglenation7116
    @eaglenation7116 6 лет назад +2020

    When you rob a store in GTA V

  • @aslamrasheed
    @aslamrasheed 8 лет назад +115

    "Why did we robe a bank in rush hour Hammond"

  • @aleksihaapasaari
    @aleksihaapasaari 2 года назад +21

    2:25 the horn not working is comedy gold

  • @DARTHLEGACY69
    @DARTHLEGACY69 8 лет назад +1860

    I want the old top gear back

    • @odiasukcamaj
      @odiasukcamaj 8 лет назад +13

      They have a new show the grand tour

    • @DARTHLEGACY69
      @DARTHLEGACY69 8 лет назад +30

      +Odias Ukcamaj I know but it's nothing like top gear

    • @cyburgin
      @cyburgin 8 лет назад +4

      It's essentially going to be Top Gear in all but name and location.

    • @fazeelraza5215
      @fazeelraza5215 8 лет назад

      Gear knobs is coming!

    • @cyburgin
      @cyburgin 8 лет назад

      Phrasing!

  • @PizzaOnWheels
    @PizzaOnWheels 4 года назад +147

    The James May Dummy really cracked me up, whole thing must've been a mess to clean up tho

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled 3 года назад +15

      Thankfully not a _bloody_ mess.

  • @AugmentedGravity
    @AugmentedGravity 4 года назад +955

    6:12 "I'll see you in Spain lads"

    • @user-ph5xl3wv8z
      @user-ph5xl3wv8z 4 года назад +37

      Damn... he didn't make it. RIP

    • @not_herobrine3752
      @not_herobrine3752 4 года назад +54

      James May's famous last words
      Edit: he may be in Brazil

    • @vsspkd
      @vsspkd 4 года назад +6

      @@not_herobrine3752 hes in brazil now

    • @not_herobrine3752
      @not_herobrine3752 4 года назад +1

      @@vsspkd rip

    • @taaeco4514
      @taaeco4514 4 года назад +7

      but the 's' is silent

  • @liljanasufaj4130
    @liljanasufaj4130 3 года назад +23

    These guys were racing in one of the most dangerous roads in Albania. Llogara Pass has taken quite a lot of lives in the past, when the road was narrow, half of this on the video. If you fall from up there, you are certainly dead, no other options...
    But, it is an awesome road to drive, the views are outstanding!

  • @Michael-W42069
    @Michael-W42069 8 лет назад +290

    Well, the beta version of GTA 5: Albania certainly looked great!

  • @e36racer44
    @e36racer44 6 лет назад +996

    The Albanian 5-0 know how to drift fwd cars 😂😂

    • @Tabulatelk15
      @Tabulatelk15 5 лет назад +41

      Do you mean Albanian 50 lol

    • @klyted2454
      @klyted2454 5 лет назад +42

      We need to feature them in a Initial D special.

    • @Guy.B
      @Guy.B 5 лет назад +1

      Ikr

    • @chrissss696
      @chrissss696 5 лет назад +7

      You mean Albanian rozzers

    • @carguy1697
      @carguy1697 4 года назад

      They clone him like sting I think he died like 3 times lol

  • @DarthIRGri
    @DarthIRGri 8 лет назад +389

    Oh crikey it's the Albanian rosers!

  • @alexmillar9821
    @alexmillar9821 Год назад +4

    “What a pair of utter utter cars!” gets me everytime!

  • @vauxhallmadnessuk5923
    @vauxhallmadnessuk5923 8 лет назад +1683

    R.I.P James May. You will forever be in our hearts😭😭

    • @benbong4577
      @benbong4577 8 лет назад +91

      Did you really think he died? Well, if you did, then you are pretty wrong.

    • @vauxhallmadnessuk5923
      @vauxhallmadnessuk5923 8 лет назад +195

      +Bendkabruh i have watched that show all my life. It was jokes

    • @julle4605
      @julle4605 7 лет назад +55

      See you in Spain James :(

    • @the.sketch.projekt8851
      @the.sketch.projekt8851 7 лет назад +21

      Vauxhallmadness UK if it was real they would cut the footage and this episode would not have aired, they most likely just pushed it off and James was outside the car

    • @deklenmartin2072
      @deklenmartin2072 7 лет назад +1

      Vauxhallmadness UK it is FAKE

  • @tcmustang3424
    @tcmustang3424 5 лет назад +208

    "Actually Jameses death is a bombshell"
    "Well it's an inconvenience"
    LOL

  • @samiam4932
    @samiam4932 5 лет назад +258

    Clarckson: James's death is a bomb shell.
    Hammond: well, its a bit of an inconvenience. :P

    • @James.E90
      @James.E90 4 года назад

      Mamizuka Takuma r/wooosh

  • @mrboojay
    @mrboojay 3 года назад +23

    This was so well done. Honestly, my favorite cars in this chase were the 2 Sonics/Aveos. They put on a pretty good show.

  • @ninaa4192
    @ninaa4192 4 года назад +146

    2:33 such an iconic line

  • @hanifloka130
    @hanifloka130 4 года назад +367

    Any one of the trio: *dies*
    The other two: "he's dead"
    That one guy: *comes back to life* "hello there"

    • @spaceboi1472
      @spaceboi1472 4 года назад +18

      General Kenobi!

    • @Conormsn1
      @Conormsn1 4 года назад +5

      @@spaceboi1472 I came here to write this and you sir, did not disappoint 😂

    • @ethanvarga2450
      @ethanvarga2450 4 года назад

      The dead one also seems to always be an inconvenience.

    • @SportNut1
      @SportNut1 3 года назад

      They can always be resurrected unless you kill Jeremy
      BBC: Noted

  • @peterinfamilyguy
    @peterinfamilyguy 9 лет назад +2178

    6:16 *falls down onto an almost certain death*
    "Ah! Oh!"
    AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @canadiancatgreen
      @canadiancatgreen 9 лет назад +13

      +Mikael Soltaniha nope he did not die FACT is they were scamming when they said he died

    • @peterinfamilyguy
      @peterinfamilyguy 9 лет назад +111

      canadiancatgreen I know, it was kind of obvious ..

    • @ttiw5933
      @ttiw5933 9 лет назад +20

      Didn't you see there was a dummy

    • @carsonyeomans4591
      @carsonyeomans4591 9 лет назад

      swssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssslouysixjvjgjjthrjk

    • @carsonyeomans4591
      @carsonyeomans4591 9 лет назад

      jdejcjgjggjvbhghgjghgh hug hhghtutuththfugjgugjfufjfjf

  • @B_Sandman
    @B_Sandman 6 дней назад +1

    0:59 "HAMMOND!!! HAMMOND!!!" 😂😂 That's how i feel every time I'm at my mom's house and she asks me to move her car for her...

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 7 лет назад +322

    "Really annoying me now, keeps dropping down. How do women wear tights?"
    Not like that.

  • @eldom20
    @eldom20 8 лет назад +192

    4:26 the cop doing the gutter drop like Initial D

    • @Nina-nz5yk
      @Nina-nz5yk 6 лет назад +2

      What's the Name of the anime in your Profil?

    • @xtrathiccboi
      @xtrathiccboi 6 лет назад +1

      Ruroni kenshin

    • @monochromeboi267
      @monochromeboi267 6 лет назад +4

      I'm honestly surprised that the guys have never directly mentioned Initial D. The closest we'll get is the interview between Clarkson and the 'drift king' Keiichi Tsuchiya, who made the Eight-Six famous before Takumi.

    • @Hiei2k7
      @Hiei2k7 6 лет назад +1

      DEJA VU...

    • @rhodesianwojak2095
      @rhodesianwojak2095 6 лет назад

      .

  • @alfievines5917
    @alfievines5917 4 года назад +412

    “How do women wear tights”
    Well, in all fairness Jeremy usually not on their head...

  • @TheAdaoo7
    @TheAdaoo7 Год назад +20

    1:16 quite possibly one of the funniest top gear moments ever

  • @jr9529
    @jr9529 8 лет назад +157

    "Why did we rob a bank at rush hour hammond?" XD Oh Top Gear. You will seriously be missed

    • @dattroll2019
      @dattroll2019 6 лет назад +3

      "why didn't we just use a cash point like everyone else?"

  • @LUNE.44
    @LUNE.44 4 года назад +387

    James May: drives off a cliff
    Producers: _a small price to pay for_ *a video*

  • @oassimerremissao9896
    @oassimerremissao9896 8 лет назад +2971

    3 english men rob a bank in one of the poorest countries in europe

    • @Badinjava
      @Badinjava 7 лет назад +19

      Oassimer Remissao Atleast it's not in Macedonia.

    • @stopmotiondavid6589
      @stopmotiondavid6589 6 лет назад +54

      GamingWithViktor dude believe me I rather be in Macedonia than in Albania

    • @tonyscool200
      @tonyscool200 6 лет назад +23

      Stopmotion David You talk about Yugoslavia? Btw, Albania has Greek banks? O.o Cause AlphaBank is from Greece

    • @stopmotiondavid6589
      @stopmotiondavid6589 6 лет назад +15

      Fireball lol You know that makes it even worse

    • @KRISSvector007
      @KRISSvector007 6 лет назад +50

      who wants a greek bank? hahah

  • @TheCANation
    @TheCANation 3 года назад +6

    Hammond saying “what do you mean we’re gonna rob a bank?” Is a great out of context clip.

  • @malcolmgaskin8925
    @malcolmgaskin8925 6 лет назад +91

    The realisation that I’m never gonna be able to sit down on Sunday and watch a new episode of top gear like this classic breaks my heart. R.I.P real top gear

    • @thecow5397
      @thecow5397 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah the guys who replaces them are shite.

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 2 года назад

      yes sad the where replaced by a caste no one really cared about the new crew will never capture the charm of the old top gear crew

  • @NaitomeIya
    @NaitomeIya 4 года назад +433

    "Really annoying now, it keeps dropping down. How do women wear tights?"
    Yes.

    • @MrHat.
      @MrHat. 4 года назад +4

      @Toori Gooner that answers the why question, not how

    • @leonardo9259
      @leonardo9259 3 года назад

      @@MrHat. joke

    • @lameeon1919
      @lameeon1919 3 года назад +4

      If this was said today twitter will have a new target

    • @rosemaryfriedw124a8
      @rosemaryfriedw124a8 3 года назад

      Remove the air filter, put those tights on the intake port and get an easy +716475 hp boost to beat those zettai ryouiki fans' @$$es

  • @domscards
    @domscards 8 лет назад +263

    Lol when the car went off the cliff I died

  • @calderboyette9251
    @calderboyette9251 3 года назад +6

    I just showed this to my brother today. He knew that the chase was fake from the start, but he actually thought James May rolled off a cliff in his car 😂

  • @jamesbeeks2377
    @jamesbeeks2377 5 лет назад +113

    The noise James makes when the car is falling down the cliff 😂😂😂

  • @KP-tm6fv
    @KP-tm6fv 8 лет назад +1225

    Those Albanian cops know how to drift 👍

  • @tsuikyit5511
    @tsuikyit5511 9 лет назад +242

    James respawned back in a hospital in London.

    • @정호영-o3k
      @정호영-o3k 9 лет назад

      +tsuikyit5511 Wow!!

    • @respectedgentleman4322
      @respectedgentleman4322 7 лет назад +38

      GTA style?

    • @thorbjrnmadsen4984
      @thorbjrnmadsen4984 7 лет назад

      Tsuikyit You're obviously an idiot, you can't "respawn" in real life. And if you're dead, then your dead forever.

    • @kabxksb
      @kabxksb 6 лет назад +7

      @@thorbjrnmadsen4984 its obviously a joke about GTA, go back to the tard bus and learn how to understand 'comedy'

  • @LostSonOfPluto
    @LostSonOfPluto 3 года назад +9

    I love the way clarkson's tights float out in front of him when he hits the brakes

  • @jashmedia6935
    @jashmedia6935 8 лет назад +151

    If every cop would drive like that, nobody would ever get away with anything

    • @cool-rx9wv
      @cool-rx9wv 8 лет назад +9

      Jash D can't you see they got away

  • @timsonins
    @timsonins 4 года назад +48

    The way James runs out of the bank 1:17

  • @SeanMackYo
    @SeanMackYo 8 лет назад +14

    "She, she rolls a bit more than the Merc!" the way Hammond says that, i love it

  • @ReachForTheSky
    @ReachForTheSky 3 года назад +13

    "I'll see you in Spain, lads" remains my fave TG quote

  • @Youcanlookme
    @Youcanlookme 4 года назад +35

    I love how Albanian police just gave in and played along with high speed chases, stunts and a car being driven off a mountain

    • @mego4698
      @mego4698 Год назад

      Sadly they can't do that anymore.
      They would throw some jokes on Albanian mafia, and the government doesn't like that since they're the mafia.
      No Albanian heist sequel 😢

  • @estebankid10
    @estebankid10 8 лет назад +137

    I hope the later episodes or seasons of The Grand Tour are less scripted. These three guys have real humor and chemistry that shows without scripts. They are genuinely funny together.

    • @SPBaviation
      @SPBaviation 8 лет назад +1

      Esteban blank same

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 6 лет назад +9

      And this isn't scripted then?

    • @mirawenya
      @mirawenya 6 лет назад +14

      The top gear i know has always been heavily scripted :)

    • @tgdhsuk3589
      @tgdhsuk3589 6 лет назад +2

      this is scripted af

    • @VidolChalamov96
      @VidolChalamov96 6 лет назад +1

      They did unscripted episode in season 2 of the Grand Tour, go watch it and you will see why it sucks

  • @thesevgf8569
    @thesevgf8569 8 лет назад +460

    3:04 R.I.P oranges

  • @JK-uj9hs
    @JK-uj9hs 2 года назад +19

    I have no doubt that James May could survive that crash and escape and talk about how interesting it was.