Ambulance CHALLENGE | Top Gear
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- Опубликовано: 2 дек 2015
- With their custom made ambulances Clarkson, Hammond and May are all given the task of completing a medical procedure whilst The Stig drives them round the test track. Who will come out with the biggest casualty? From Top Gear, Series 22 Episode 3.
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"Stop vomiting you idiot!" Hahahaha
+MJTbreww That's how we deal with all medical emergencies in Britain, isn't it?
+MJTbreww So you also watched the video?
l laughed so hard!!!!
''Holy Mother Of God''!!
lol the funniest top gear episode i ever seen
_"Trust in me... Trust in meeeeee"_
I absolutely lost it.
Sammie1053
Same lmao
Not to mention that was a good setup for 5:14 "Oh God, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GO OVER A *SPEED BUMP?! I don't like this!"* 😂😂😂😂 Jeremy has had the best lines on Top Gear (and now on Grand Tour.)
5:01 I lost it 😂😂😂
@@MichaelD8393 I don't like thiiiis🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
-jeremy clarkson 2015
did anyone else just laugh so hard when Clarkson said trust in meeeee?
You have to have no sense of humour at all to have not laughed
I did lol
Me
I laughed even harder when Hammo was in the back of his Low cost van getting puked and wee'd on and couldn't get the blood out of bag.
I dont get it
“What is that??”
“It’s wee”
“Is it yours?”
“No”
“Is it yours?”
I lost it 😂😂😂
Wee willy
"600,000 people a year are killed in the back of ambulances by speed bumps"
-Jeremy Clarkson
"What you're doing is making that up."
"Yes but I'm making a point as well. I'm making it up to make a point."
"Until they make a sanction to eliminate every single speed hump, we're all going to die"
im a killed
Just came from ambuchannel. He was driving code 3 through 30 ish speed bumps. It was nuts. Lose precious time that way.
"...or is he focusing on..."
Trust in me... trust in me...
+David Hax Oh, he's definitely focusing...
Oh god, what's going to happen when I go over a speed bump?!
+Eptiomism I don't like this!
+Eptiomism I read this as soon as he said it.
Thrust in me?
"Stop vomiting you idiot!" is still one of the best Top Gear lines ever. At 1:30 or thereabouts.
Hahaha.. gets me every time!
2:58 I was shocked the Stig stopped.
I honestly believed Stig thought breaks were only used in corners.
Well, it's the Bemused Stig. 🤭🤭
"600.000 people a year are killed in the back of ambulances by speedhumps""Now what you are doing is making that up""Yes, but also making a point"
Topgears brilliance will live on forever
"Until this government gets rid of every single speed hump, were all going to die."
six hundred thousanths?
@@stefanochiodi8800 600.000 is just the same as 600. 600 thousanths would equate to 0.6
in debating we were told sometimes we can make up stats
Fuck off
A damn shame for the BBC this great stuff is now over. This is the reason I watched Top Gear. These three knobs screwing around with broken cars.
Top Gear is still continuing...
+Kleavers Which knobs in the video are you talking about?
+DerekHartley Top Gear is still continuing.. on Amazon Prime.
No, Top Gear isn't continuing on Amazon Prime.
+DerekHartley it is
I was on the floor laughing when it was clarkson’s turn, hahaha he almost had that thing in his mouth lol
80th like
I was crying from laughing so much 😂
Hahaha I know had me dying the new top gear presenters now are forcing people to laugh and they think sticking dog collars while driving is hilarious its more funny watching certain RUclips do it than these new 3
Hammond's R-44 helicopter just landed in the background at 5:35 during filming.. what a boss lol
Nah it was already there if you look when he runs from james's ambulance you can see it
@@zeta-9_agentYou're right! 3:15
3:00 idk what makes me laugh the most, the door or jeremy's laugh
My money's on Jeremy's laugh.
And the two
Both
The stig made me laugh 😂
Stig looks so exasperated
"Twwwwwelve minutes..."
"Oh get lost!”
Hammond's expression when he says twelve minutes is the best part
@@wjmcd703 "Twwwwwwelve minutes."
"It is the slowest lap in Top Gear's history."
That cracked ne up lol
🤣
*”ARAGGAGAA HES BEEN SICK ON ME! IM COVERED IN S- AAAAA”* 😂😂
“STOP VOMITING YOU IDIOT!” 🤣
@@oscillation9814 I imagine stig was laughing his head off while driving hammond and Jeremy's ambulances. 🤣
Then he gets p***ed on
HOW DO I GET THE BLOOD OUT THE BAG 🤣
4:39 "Trust in meeeee." How the hell are these guys this naturally funny.
1:24 Richard doing a perfect German language impression. HAHAHAHA
Hahaha
🤣🤣🤣
Richstan Hammonzisch
Whats he saying then?
3:02 gets me every time
blue cromulon too*
Ur welcome
DJ Jesus.He Died for your spins 4:47 gets me
DJ Jesus.He Died for your spins o
yes xD
2:31- “what is that?” “It’s wee” “is it yours?” “No” 😂😭
3:01 is gold, I can’t stop laughing😂
4:04
"Hammond, run for your life!"
"I'm going to die! Killed by an ambulance!"
"Ladybooooy!" ~ Jeremy Clarkson, 2015
or a futa in today's culture
Today he’d be crucified lol
@@DingDingTheRUclipsBuddy yeah pretty much. trans people are males that took pills with female estrogen to become a female. they then implanted silicones to have boobs, or took more pills with estrogen to gain them the natural way. while futas are just women with dicks.
serv trans people are people who switched gender. Before you say that you can’t change gender, I shall provide you evidence for the contrary.
@@oldfridge5059 i explained the literal process of transferring from M to F. I have a trans friend that went from M to F.
Mad respect to the people who actually do this.
I could probably use them as a gimbal.
"Being an ambulance man is a tough job"
--Richard Hammond
I just keep re-watching 3:02 over and over. It's hilarious!
Same
STIG YOU IDIOT!
Vladpryde clarksons laugh 😂😂😂👌
NO! STIG YOU ABSOLUTE MORON!
Vladpryde Me to
One of my favorite episodes along with the Senna tribute episode, such a shame they got rid of Clarkson. Hats off to Hammond and May for not returning without him
Well - a punch in the face is a reason good enough.
+wildonemeister people have done a lot worse and kept their job with the BBC. Cough cough Savile Cough.
trump
😂 LOL “or is he focusing on...”
Jeremy Clarkson: “Trust in me... Trust in me... oh mother of god!”
The words usually spoken by paramedics to patients here in the UK: "Stop vomiting you idiot!"
Very accurate depiction
I liked James' the best. He just needed to raise his ambulances' suspension to tackle speed bumps better, and instead of a motorized door, it should just be manual.
He's also the only one who completed all "medical procedures". Richard didn't do the blood.
A faster door with a proper latch would solve the problem.
And for the latch he could take a note from Boeing who had multiple planes that opened mid-flight, as an example of what to avoid.
The tailgate falling down and smashing was the funniest thing ever.
richard hammond being a paramedic is the funniest thing on the internet
4:29 that dummy just got a face full of Clarkson's dirty Adidas.
My god this used to be such a fantastic show. Memories........ I don't think there has ever been 3 better hosts with more chemistry than these 3. Thank god they stuck together and will be brilliant making loads of money for someone else since apparently BBC would rather have awful shows in return for maintaining the moral high ground.
But the high ground is the ultimate weapon
Though it’s a tough game to play
High ground worked pretty well for obi wan tbh
Right until Jeremy was sacked
HIGH GROUND
Yeah well can you blame the BBC though? Not doing anything after that incident would send the wrong message.
Trust in meeeee
Trust in meeeeeeeeeee
4:41 lol
5:23 Best part. I lost it at the point! 🤣
0:37 Bemused Stig is one of my favorite things, now.
😂oh British people..
If he could speak, he'd probably be saying something like "what the hell are you doing now"
the stig - the peak of emotional reactions
Such an annoying gabber.
Hecc yeah. You can't see his face and he doesn't speak, but you can still tell when he's confused, exasperated, or just like "yo wtf guys"
A rather BEMUSED Stig
0:50 Every mans reaction in that situation, and don’t pretend otherwise...
I would snif it to check if it moves
4:14 TwwwwwwwwwwwwWEeeelve minutes! 😂
"Oh get lost!" 🤣
Dat thumbnail
He wants a munch
i know right
2:45 I couldn't stop laughing
when it breaks don't help :P
wait what?
United Kingdom cool
Vel koz o
Lol
3:45 either the stig has the worst neck I've ever seen or thats his balaclava
6:16 this one has meme potential, so im saving this dont mind me.
i love the stigs reaction in 3:05 when he turns his head slowly back the other way like ( God Sakes )
"Picking up ill people and taking them to hospital" ... What a very "James" kind of motto. I love it.
3:32- “can you hear me? “Man, women no?”
Shannon Norton alright breathing,put in... "dummy vomits"
0:49. they should've laughed when Hammond lift that figurines pants.
1:23. Whoa.
3:01. hahahahahahahaha.
0:50 (lift up his/her pants.....) AAAAAHHHH!!!! :-/
Chillie i think its a trap XD
Speirs the dumbass that's something else.
she-male XD
It*
@@callan7468 lol
''He's kicked the patient'' Genius.
02:39 simply brilliant
4:22 Thats the best pronounced "Porsche" from a non-german i've ever heard.
Is that how you pronounce it?
It is.
They cut out Clarkson's catheter bits on Dave.Hammond's vomiting line still makes me laugh uncontrollably, every time since I heard it in the trailer
5:08. Yeah hes in troble the puke is litely coming out of its head. XD
"Until the government removes all speed bumps, we are all gonna die." - Jeremy
3:01 just perfect comedic timing right there
TRUST IN MEEEE
Jeremy's laugh at 3:03 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He’s a steaming kettle
1:00 in my throat is sore from how hilarious this is
"He's going to make it!"
*guy's body falls on the floor properly killing him*
3:02 funniest shit ever
In the back of makeshift ambulances trying to preform a catheter operation XD Jeremy just staring at it "Trust in me; Trust in me..." XD classic top gear humour!
3:14 “your lap time is going to be shocking”
5:20 TOP GEAR VERSION OF REDTUBE
" ... ¿is he focusing on getting the drip in... or is he focusing on..?"
" ... thrust in meee... thrust in meeee... ¡ouugh! ¡¡holy mother of god..!!"
¡LOL!
Jeremy, Richard and James are irreplaceable.
This is plainly and simply the most accurate representation of EMS I've ever seen on TV. Bravo, Top Gear!
4:45 - Dat pixelation tho...
Seen this episode several times now still funny as hell. Might be my favorite. Love Stig in the
beginning looking down at the "dead" guy he just towed out. Just hysterical.
stuff like this won't happen again, might be on Amazon prime
the laugh at 3:00 has to be one of their best
Yeah, it's great because it's genuine
5:51 good job blurring
Can we just appreciate how the old top gear had excitement,laughter,adventures?
Other than this new one that makes the whole fun go down.
Exactly
Is this a way of apology? Cause it's too late for bbc
+lalapaloozaable is this your way of being butthurt?
What should they be apologising for exactly?
+QWOPANCAKE I personally am a huge fan of Clarkson.
But after the racial slurs and the assault on a producer, he got what was coming to him.
If you were a CEO of a company, I bet you would fire someone who did this no matter how much fame or reputation they have.
+Wat they should've think that through, still trying to making money over them. Who's watching top gear now wiseass?
lalapaloozaable
Me and you, for instance
Can anyone imagine getting killed by an Ambulance?
It would be awkward
+Captainconkerboy1 That is entirely true.
Sorta ironic
Irony at it's best...while getting run over by a hearse would be stupidly funny.
GTA 4
Watch Hammond's ambulance bounce at both ends 1:53
4:04 "I'm gonna die, killed by an ambulance."
'Funny! \o/.
May: "You haven't started the stopwatch yet?".
Clarkson: "Of course we have".
May: "Well I haven't set off yet!"
To all people who are reading this, have a nice Day :D
+Dein Vadder thank you ^^
+Dein Vadder Thank you kind sir.
Thanks
Thanks! You too! :D
+Dein Vadder thanks you too
6:24 DEEP from Dr Jeremy
1:22 lol
06:22 James: "..but..if it's one or more, it is an issue.." I died giggling. XD
"STOP VOMITING ON ME YOU IDIOT" *im dying*
I'm laughing hysterically at Hammond's reactions, grunts, and yelps. He's really funny in this!
"Trust, in meeeeee.."
1:48 that’s a generic crash sound from metro
pushes and forces guts back into the body, he starts puking
"STOP VOMITING YOU IDIOT" i'm dead
By far the best episode. When the tail gate comes back open I was in tears for a good 20mins hahahahaha
Definitely one of the best moments on Top Gear.
Clicked because of Clarkson.
2:00 to this day Hammond still doesn’t know how to get the blood out of the bag
2:36 this entire segment gets me every time 😂😂😂
"Im goona get killed by an ambulance"(that irony though)
-Richard Hamond
And a hearse so he can just go in there
2:41 killed me
0:50 *AAHHH!*
XDDDD Richard’s reaction
This thumbnail has been haunting the crap out of my recommended
This is one of the funniest segments they've ever done.
This is really funny- it made my morning.
There's no point to be mad, cause this is a great clip, the boys will be back on Amazon prime, and who knows, new top gear might be pretty good.
1:24 "I miss Nickleby, Im coming inside." great subtitles lmao
I remember this episode. One of my fav of all time
Jeremys laugh at 3.05 gets me every time
Hammond: Is he focusing on getting the dripit Or is he focusing on...
Clarkson: ...trust in me...trust in me