I'll be honest, I know nothing about cars and don't really care much. But I could watch these three idiots gloriously bumbling about all day long. So awesome :D
At 6:20 when Hammond and Clarkson were arguing about turning it around, and then May turns his head in and says, “No! He’s right! Go over forwards!” It just felt very cinematic, like the scene in Titanic when they’re trying to turn the ship to avoid the iceberg, very dramatic and heart racing!
+Jan Ektol (HighHeelsExpert) I was quoting Clarkson who was quoting Shakespeare and yeah I don't know where the orginal quote came from but I think it was something like " My Kingdom for a Horse" I think though it came from Richard the third but I am not sure
+Jan Sten Adámek sakra, to jsem trochu dost ulít. Historie neni moje silna stránka Blba televize. Tuhle repliku totiz pouzil Milos Kopecky ve filmu Strasti otce vlasti, a ja nabyl domneni, ze to je historicky spravne. Muj omyl. Trapas
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@@biggestwanderer8827 Yeah, his height was a major factor in his survival, as his head just barely missed the top of the Vampire's roll cage. So although he may be salty about his height, he can't really complain about it because it's the sole reason he's not six feet under
Naturally, having survived the the downward slide in style, Jeremy has to ruin it all by doing something monumentally insane. James: "You PILLOCK!" LOL! Never change, guys. Never change. :D
It's hilarious how they had to give the warning for pure oxygen inhalation. Despite all of the health hazards in this, that's the one thing they do. (don't get me wrong i love this show and the challenges)
It's probably because the dangers of most things that they do are glaringly obvious, whereas I'd imagine lots of people wouldn't know how dangerous inhaling pure oxygen can be
OMG that ending. "You killed the engine, you pillock" Good ol' Top Gear. And the lock part where Jeremy just leaves thinking the Hovercraft will stay there and makes Hammond wet while entering. One of the best scenes yet guys, easily. xD
I felt that all of us need to have an amphibious van aside from any security prep we have for protection . I think its being well prepared for anything. Not just words.
Probably because Hammond was absolutely shouting it out loud. I mean, really, if you're having trouble breathing, you can't exactly raise your voice, can you?
I spent a week on a canal boat, went through the canal system in Stratford, and I must say it's a lovely part of the country. Everyone is so friendly, and helpful. ^_^ Evesham is where I discovered roast chicken crisps, and egg & chips.
I used to watch the episode for many years - because of they amusing myself like no other. Still at present over and over again. Sad it came to an end.😢 😢
Actually that was a good test. You won't know the limits of your machine until you've tested it to destruction and they did. Conclusion: hovercraft can go down a weir, but not up (unless with more power).
WE DID IT!!! WE WENT DOWN A WEIR!!! IM GONNA GO BACK UP!! POWER!!!!!!!! POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU RUINED THE ENGINE!!! YOU KILLED IT!!!! POWER!!!!! YOU PILLOCK!!!!!
I'll be honest, I know nothing about cars and don't really care much. But I could watch these three idiots gloriously bumbling about all day long. So awesome :D
Me too but if i know one thing then it is never try and swimm wiht your Car
Огнян Станчев May is quite intelligent actually
Well said.
Kings of fools, Kings.
*two idiots
7:06 The look on Hammond’s face when Clarkson said he was going to go back up the weir was priceless.
*Top gear is honestly something people always gonna remember and watch over and over again*
Its boring and repetitive
Really I can watch it over and over and still laugh my ass of
@@danielwiewior6134
If it is why are you here watching and commenting that means you're boring
@@yavaulie2839 preschool punches
@@danielwiewior6134
You're right Its silly responding to preschooler
“WHATS THAT SMOKE?”
“YOU BROKE THE ENGINE”
“COMEOOON!!!! POWEEEEER!!!!!!”
*broke engine
“YOU PILLOK!!!!”
“Well with that, back to the studio”
Uuu Pillooock
That’s why don’t try when the ENGINE IS OVERHEATING!
@@Boypogikami132 Obviously .... if you try to do even a single overspeed, fund the engine with the risk that it catches fire
I know i watched the video..dumbass
At 6:20 when Hammond and Clarkson were arguing about turning it around, and then May turns his head in and says, “No! He’s right! Go over forwards!” It just felt very cinematic, like the scene in Titanic when they’re trying to turn the ship to avoid the iceberg, very dramatic and heart racing!
Yeah I totally agree! Loved that moment.
They have the best job in the world.
*had
Oh, right..
They still does, their new amazon show is basically top gear with a different name
and more money ;) and no restrictions :D
the only reason i watched is cuz or jeremy
In the Shakespearean style "Horsepower, horsepower! My Kingdom for some horsepower!"
but it says czech king Vaclav (father of Karel IV. ) "Kingdom for horse"
+Jan Ektol (HighHeelsExpert) I was quoting Clarkson who was quoting Shakespeare and yeah I don't know where the orginal quote came from but I think it was something like " My Kingdom for a Horse" I think though it came from Richard the third but I am not sure
+RobynNightShade Yes, it's from Richard III
+RobynNightShade
ooops
this is my mystake
i am sorry
+Jan Sten Adámek
sakra, to jsem trochu dost ulít. Historie neni moje silna stránka Blba televize. Tuhle repliku totiz pouzil Milos Kopecky ve filmu Strasti otce vlasti, a ja nabyl domneni, ze to je historicky spravne. Muj omyl. Trapas
Hammond: "That's the best thing I've ever survived!!!"
Says the man who lived through a 300mph rocket car crash.
Well, arguably the crash would be the worst thing he's ever survived.
saltytrey That's exactly what sleeming88 is saying haha
Kerbal!
Sno8du9
😁😁😁
6:43 James can even make his screaming the most gentlemanly way possible.
5:40 I honestly love how Hammond and Clarkson sound when they say "what" at the same time. Like "WHAUT."
5:50 whauts that
Is that a weir
How is Top Gear still so much fun after all of these years???
Bascially it's just down to the presenters. Put some other people in and they won't be as funny. :P
The Blue Valley Railway Top Gear america for example
And there's your perfect example right there!
The Brits always know what "fun" means. Rowan Atkinson for example.
***** Yes rowan is funny. Mr Bean didn't say much in that series and still was very funny. So the brits know how to make jokes.
Jeremy: "HAMMOND WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Richard: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WHO'S DRIVING?"
I died laughing at that part. Cant wait till next season boys.
lmao
Same
5 years later, Jeremy announced grand tour will end : (
Not ending in the way you think
Dhadiya_Boss :’-(
7:05 Richard Hammond BEST ever reaction to Jeremy's "We've got to go back up" LOLL
hahah lol
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I see it! HAHA
"I'm the wettest a human being has ever been." Famous words right here.
😏
thats what she said
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Hmmm hmmmmmm if you know what I mean mmmmmmm hehehehhehehe this makes me so * * * * *
0:36 I just love how James is so specific
Inhaling pure oxygen warrants a warning annotation but driving up a weir doesn't.
well since you don't have a hovervan there probably isn't any point in warning
that is unless you do somehow make a hovernvan
its not pure oxygen dude or at least it shouldnt be :D
its secretly vodka in gas form
Aeonix
Aeoni
"HAMMOND! What are you doing?"
"What are YOU doing?! WHO'S DRIVING?!"
"OH, ******! I thought it would stay there!"
"WELL, OF COURSE IT WON'T!"
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MIkko Hietala
Hammond may be little but he's got a big ego. He's easy to trigger.
"the hovercraft has run amok in a lock"
Sounds like a Monty Python sketch
"I'm gonna go back up!"
"You... WHAT?"
Hahahaha, GENIUS!
You're bloody stupid!
0:40 "Chaps, you do realize what we've just done? We've used all our oxygen for fun, while sitting in a sinking craft."
One of my favorite moments.
Jeremy: "You Said Right."
James: "I Said Left."
Jeremy: "No You Didn't You Said Right."
James Earlier: "KEEP RIGHT!"
That's Captain Sense-of-Direction for you
He was reading it upside down
Jeremy: I knew that would be alright!
Richard: Did you?
Jeremy: I'm gonna go back up!
Richard: You what?! DON'T BE BLOODY STUPID!
POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Horsepower horsepower my kingdom demands horsepower
POWER!!!!!!!!!!
You pillock!!!!!;
Jeremy (after panicking): "I knew that would be alright."
With that back to the studio
OMG You've killed the engine 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
@@diedertspijkerboer hammond: did ya?
This was a freaking hillarious episode!
Man ur right one of the most breathtaking top gear episode
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If you look closely at 07:45 throw James window you see Jeremy rocking forward and backwards trying to get the hovervan up the little waterfall
indeed
Its called a weir, not a waterfall
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He says throw instead of through, and you're irritated that he said waterfall?
Tracteurs
4:05 is the funniest thing I think I’ve ever seen
6:44
I completely agree there 😂
7:00 "that's the best thing I've ever survived".
Little did Hammond know...
Yeah, the Rimac. I'm still surprised he survived the Vampire dragster, I'm not sure if even _he_ knows how close he got to dying
@@JetFalcon710Ph, he memed that if he taller, he would’ve legit been decapitated.
@@biggestwanderer8827 Yeah, his height was a major factor in his survival, as his head just barely missed the top of the Vampire's roll cage. So although he may be salty about his height, he can't really complain about it because it's the sole reason he's not six feet under
Naturally, having survived the the downward slide in style, Jeremy has to ruin it all by doing something monumentally insane.
James: "You PILLOCK!"
LOL!
Never change, guys. Never change. :D
and whit that back to the studio lol
Jeremy addicted to power as always lol fun episode these gentlemen have the best jobs
greetings starfighter
Scripted
I bet that it was not spoused to survive going down.
He yelled POWER and I got a 20% notification
I've got the POWER!.... Oh wait....
Yea he stole yours
Lol me too
As I was reading this comment I got a 5% notification
I was at 20% battery reading this
3:58 "the pincer movement went a bit wrong."
Yeah...hilariously.
Tenacitybrit IM THE WETTEST MAN IN THE WORLD 😂😂😃😃
"I'm the wettest a human being has ever been!" -Richard Hammond
“A bit wrong” is an understatement
Not even 3 seconds in and what I hear is: “We’re sinking. We’ve gone down.”
That’s SO Top Gear and I love it
3:36 is my favourite Jeremy/Richard interaction ever
Their craziness brings tears of joys..
'that's the best thing i've ever survived'
+Arthur Pieters So...was this before or after Hammond's serious crash that left him in a two week coma?
+Nabzarella Dare After I believe
+Nabzarella Dare Way after.
+Nabzarella Dare 8 years after
Nabzarella Dare His crash was in 2006 if I recall
Anyone notice dat James was holding the map upside down
+Aiman Zaki The RAF had to do that once while retaking the Falklands.
TRUE
That is probably because of the direction they were going. When you hold the map in the direction you are moving, it is much easier to find the way
@Piotr Bart Yuh huh, and that is why they ended up going down the weir
Well he doesn't have a sense of direction does he?
(3:35)
Jeremy: HAMMOND what R U doing?!
Hammond: What R U doing!?, who's driving!?
Jeremy: Oh shit!
LMAO
My father absolutely loved the look of the lock. You brits have style when it comes to your public works
It's hilarious how they had to give the warning for pure oxygen inhalation.
Despite all of the health hazards in this, that's the one thing they do.
(don't get me wrong i love this show and the challenges)
Hi
Bradley Sables no
They always had a weird relationship with safety
It's probably because the dangers of most things that they do are glaringly obvious, whereas I'd imagine lots of people wouldn't know how dangerous inhaling pure oxygen can be
@@rowanmelton7643 lol the same people that wouldn’t know this isn’t pure oxygen?
This is actually a fitting analogy. Jezza is Kirk, May is Spock and Hammond being the practical sort of fellow, is Scotty. :D
OMG that ending. "You killed the engine, you pillock" Good ol' Top Gear. And the lock part where Jeremy just leaves thinking the Hovercraft will stay there and makes Hammond wet while entering. One of the best scenes yet guys, easily. xD
ONBE_ dig the
@@jono_mtb (Engine dies) Jeremy: Oh God... James: You pillock!!!!!
0:57
Avon calling, Avon calling, *help.* 😂
0:30 Jeremy’s laugh 😂.
"Power solves everything" ~ Sir Jeremy Clarkson
"You can't give it that many revs!"
"POWERRRRRR!"
XD
Dean Franz
iPhone: Low Battery, 20% remaining
Me: so it is those boys who stole my power!
RUclips TopGear videos in HD!? I never thought I'd live to see the day.
3:12 “are we locking down”
2021 grand tour special: yes lochdown
7:06 when hammond said thats the best thing he has survived...
It reminded me of him crashing the electric car down a hill
I like how they freaked out about a low dam when they're in a hovercraft XD
No really I've got a 2 gallon fuel tank take your time.
Kieran Hughes rumour has it that they are still stranded by the Weir
FinardoLittle 123 Gaming
Rumor has it that this is a 6 year old video.
Do you want to go over backwards ?
I don't want to go over at all !
I felt that all of us need to have an amphibious van aside from any security prep we have for protection . I think its being well prepared for anything. Not just words.
7:08 I love how Hammond and May were nearly in sync when they said "don't be bloody stupid!"
7:48 “YOUUU PILLOCK!!!”😂😂😂😂
That was epic. No one can beat top gear!!!!
i'm the wettest a human has ever been. I laughed my ass right off. Gone. no more ass.
+Company007 Nice bro. The wettest a human being has ever been?
+Whipsters Idle Damn, idle. You just didn't give a crap. xD
No,no it's supposed to be "I am the wettest human being has ever been
When your crush sees your bionicle collection. 4:26
5:48. LOL!
He's holding the book upside down. No wonder left became Right :P
"The best thing I've ever survived" :D
LMAO during the Pincer Movement.
"We have had some calamaties... but they're not bad ones." LOL!
"I can't breathe!" I don't know why but this part killed me off 😂
George Floyd too
Probably because Hammond was absolutely shouting it out loud. I mean, really, if you're having trouble breathing, you can't exactly raise your voice, can you?
' my hovervans run amock in a lock' one of the best lines in television history
The way Hammond's face changed after Jeremy said "i gotta go back up" was amazing
4:00 😂😂😂😂😂
IAM DEAD
THEN IAM THE WETEST HUMAN BEING OH MY GOD 😂😂😂
yaksha gana
INAUD 43 It's hyperbole.
I spent a week on a canal boat, went through the canal system in Stratford, and I must say it's a lovely part of the country. Everyone is so friendly, and helpful. ^_^ Evesham is where I discovered roast chicken crisps, and egg & chips.
One of the funniest scenes of Top Gear by far!
Jeremy: licensed boat driver
James: licensed aircraft pilot
Richard: licensed helicopter pilot
Love the humor. "That's the best thing I've ever survived" says the guy that was in a jet engine crash.
love seeing the crew scampering out of shot 6:12
No - one:
The special kid in science: POWER!! MORE POWER!!
It make me cry is so funny.you cant replace them in any way!!
I’m binge watching ever top gear episode with the good trio
James: “Should we just make a sign saying sorry”? 😂
4:10 First time I saw that was the most I have ever laughed in my life
After all those years still my best show
The grand tour?
3:54 The 'Pincer Movement' moment LOL!
SHALLOOOMM
Just now findings this..it's all I watch. Love you guys
Power is everything
- Jeremy Clarkson
"HORSEPOWER!!! HORSEPOWER!!! MY KINGDOM FOR SOME HORSEPOWER!!!!!!!!"~Jeremy Clarkson 2013.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+DavIDLSY 1245 LMAO, I was in stitches when he said that.
+Vladpryde Amen. XD My Ass was gone I laughed so hard.
With that... Back to the studio.
Still my favourite show today.
I used to watch the episode for many years - because of they amusing myself like no other. Still at present over and over again. Sad it came to an end.😢 😢
Best too gear episode outside the specials. I was in tears first time I watched it.
"We're sinking"
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!😂😂
First thing they say in video!
Really sets the tone wouldn't you agree?? 😂
ThePhoenixSpaz I saw in a YTP version: now we must initiate our emergency crack procedure
Hammond is like a little cute child, surrounded by two brothers which are having their own good qualities 😭 i love these guys 😭😭😭
0:51
Jeremy: this is hovervan 1 calling avon rescue ' avon calling ' avon calling ' help
HAMMOND what are you doing
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHOSE DRIVING
the fear in hammonds voice 🤣🤣
When he said "Avon calling Avon calling, help" i nearly died of laughter
Actually that was a good test. You won't know the limits of your machine until you've tested it to destruction and they did.
Conclusion: hovercraft can go down a weir, but not up (unless with more power).
I haven't watched a single episode of the new top gear no one can replace these guys, but haven't missed a single episode of the Grand tour
7:15 this is like the climax of an action movie 😂
I like have hammond said "YOU KILLED IT"
May screaming "You PILLOCK!" at the end was the perfect cherry on top
This is one of those ideas that shouldn't work, but it did.
like Hannibal's plans in The A-Team.
phantomhurricane666 Except this genuinely shouldn't have worked.
if it looks stupid but it works, it ain't stupid
if an idea's crazy enough, it'll work. not work out right, but will just work. sort of.
phantomhurricane666 Yeah, but this simply shouldn't have worked. Regardless, it is awesome, that they got a VAN TO FLOAT.
4:08 that was hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Sav IM THE WETTEST MAN IN THE WORLD
Richard Hammond is one of the funniest people out there.
wow, i look back at the old top gear, and i suddenly feel happy, it's just so much fun watching the old episodes instead of the new top gear.
The look of joy on May's face is the greatest I have ever seen from him. Then Clarkson killed it...
I think the reason Hammond's oxygen tank was small was so May and Clarkson could make fun of him
4:05 ahahahahahahahahahahahaha ! :-) Top Gear was and will ever be THE BEST shows of them all !!!!! Grand Tour too !
Top gear is shit without these guys
WE DID IT!!! WE WENT DOWN A WEIR!!! IM GONNA GO BACK UP!! POWER!!!!!!!! POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU RUINED THE ENGINE!!! YOU KILLED IT!!!! POWER!!!!! YOU PILLOCK!!!!!
4:05 I was laughing so hard i was crying at hammonds misfortune