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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2009
  • May, Hammond and Clarkson attempt to build a Renault Espace Convertible capable of driving at high speed, through safari parks, and - most challenging of all - a carwash. Expect fires and destruction throughout!
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  • @quinnpatterson335
    @quinnpatterson335 4 года назад +16012

    “It cost the owner about a million pounds”
    One top gear later:
    “It’s on fire”

    • @coffee_enjoyer_
      @coffee_enjoyer_ 4 года назад +848

      "How big is our budget?"
      "Yes"

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 4 года назад +392

      I thought you were talking about the convertible and I was genuinely confused on how that garbage could cost around 1m lol

    • @erikredacted956
      @erikredacted956 4 года назад +216

      I hope they payed them back.
      (They had to I think.)

    • @gabrielgiovanetti5497
      @gabrielgiovanetti5497 4 года назад +116

      Just run 😂😂😂

    • @fluG4M3
      @fluG4M3 4 года назад +206

      Lol I was wondering why they had the figure on a car wash and the man who owed it. Then they set fire to it and it all made sense.

  • @heralddinkldorf2608
    @heralddinkldorf2608 3 года назад +11502

    Remember when literally the funniest people ever were replaced by the human equivalent of sliced bread

    • @BluRay_4
      @BluRay_4 3 года назад +240

      LMAO

    • @lilo5437
      @lilo5437 3 года назад +61

      Bahahaha

    • @user-njyzcip
      @user-njyzcip 3 года назад +137

      At least sliced bread is tasty, would you put any of those guys' body parts into your mouth?

    • @H2O_Addict
      @H2O_Addict 3 года назад +515

      @@user-njyzcip A slice of bread is tasty, but it's not funny at all....

    • @makuntizichi157
      @makuntizichi157 3 года назад +245

      @@H2O_Addict I guess you could say it doesn't taste funny at all

  • @EzraDair
    @EzraDair 3 года назад +2767

    This is one of the rarest occasions where all 3 of them rode the same vehicle and I love it so much

    • @JoolkaJF
      @JoolkaJF Год назад +37

      Watch the mongolia eipsode from the grand tour for more :)

    • @delbomb3131
      @delbomb3131 Год назад +59

      It's gold every time too. The Geoff episode kills me from laughter

    • @jonnny-kb2sk
      @jonnny-kb2sk Год назад +6

      Also the Avantime, another renault

    • @scsutton1
      @scsutton1 11 месяцев назад +4

      The caravan holiday was another.

    • @animaltvi9515
      @animaltvi9515 10 месяцев назад +6

      They all entered jeff together.

  • @TarotNathers
    @TarotNathers 3 года назад +2622

    Running away at the end like a pack of schoolboys who just realized it's all gone worse than they could have imagined.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 3 года назад +9

      @@Skaitania We have a different understanding of that word.

    • @henryhunter1773
      @henryhunter1773 2 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣 love this show.

    • @yossrikhalil9551
      @yossrikhalil9551 2 года назад +1

      Laughed so hard at that hahahah

    • @tbone2416
      @tbone2416 2 года назад +11

      Some say that they are still on the run from the police and the grand tour is run by their stunt doubles.

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/видео.html
      Almost like this ⬆️,

  • @marksmithwas12
    @marksmithwas12 8 лет назад +13886

    Noo! They cut out my favourite quote where Jeremy says "The thing is, we've managed to set fire to something that's basically made of water!"

    • @judelevi6283
      @judelevi6283 7 лет назад +57

      Such a shame

    • @jezusmylord
      @jezusmylord 6 лет назад +243

      A fire in a seaparks?

    • @liamgbooth
      @liamgbooth 6 лет назад +79

      Marksmithwas12 One of the greatest lines of the "old new" top gear.

    • @LoogiTheDino
      @LoogiTheDino 6 лет назад +67

      How have you got a verified tick with 4k subs?

    • @Veeooom
      @Veeooom 6 лет назад +31

      Luigi2012SM64 Probably because his channel is 10 years old

  • @420Tombstone
    @420Tombstone 4 года назад +11160

    Looking at this again 11 years later under quarantine. The boys look so young.

    • @mrwonderful9295
      @mrwonderful9295 4 года назад +52

      Yessir

    • @Area-5l
      @Area-5l 4 года назад +338

      More like 15 years ago mate. It was uploaded 11 years ago cause that’s when RUclips started to take off.

    • @incesteagle1212
      @incesteagle1212 4 года назад +23

      I've been watching the full episodes on Netflix

    • @coreychancelor211
      @coreychancelor211 4 года назад +8

      Tombs ikr

    • @Youngg_Ronnie
      @Youngg_Ronnie 4 года назад +2

      Yep

  • @TimSter15
    @TimSter15 Год назад +1773

    The funny thing is, yet again, James was absolutely right. Monkeys can just as easily severely damage a human in a confined space as a lion.

    • @TheBeyspieler
      @TheBeyspieler Год назад +126

      You might even be able to keep the Lion calm, monkeys on the other hand, no way you'll stop then from trying to tear you apart piece by piece.

    • @Jon-cw8bb
      @Jon-cw8bb Год назад +37

      ok but 30 minutes in a confined space with a 10-15kg monkey vs a 100-300kg lion (males usually >200kg, females ~150kg).
      With a lion they're going to panic being in a small space too, and regardless you're not going to keep that wild animal calm for 30 minutes
      You have a better chance of survival overpowering an aggressive monkey than trying to keep a 100-300kg lion calm enough to not maul you for 30s in a bloody phone box

    • @Catcrumbs
      @Catcrumbs Год назад +55

      I have to say I'd go with the lion. Maybe if you're lucky you could stay on its back and it would have difficulty turning around. I can't imagine anything I could do to stop a reasonably-sized enraged monkey from immediately ripping my balls off.

    • @l1477
      @l1477 Год назад +53

      if the lion isn’t hungry you might have a chance of him leaving you alone. the monkey will rip your face off just because

    • @user-qt5xh9mt7x
      @user-qt5xh9mt7x Год назад +7

      Ofc the lion is worse. James was just being a contrarian

  • @troopertaylor4116
    @troopertaylor4116 3 года назад +556

    You have to remember that half the stuff they did was so dangerous that they had an ambulance on standby for almost all episodes

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 года назад +32

      And they did end up having to use it several times

    • @jagrathty2743
      @jagrathty2743 Год назад +22

      @@JetFalcon710 tho most of those times, it was Hammond, they have to use on.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 Год назад +35

      @@jagrathty2743 Clarkson got a fair amount of uses as well, like when he drove a truck through a brick wall or snapped his neck in the Nissan GT-R. James probably has the least ambulance uses, but they were usually pretty serious

    • @bartdegryse9345
      @bartdegryse9345 Год назад

      I'd bet an army of police/military/nurses, etc. if you see what they all did x)?

    • @rl1275
      @rl1275 Год назад +5

      This show is the British version of jackass

  • @MaskedMenace830
    @MaskedMenace830 8 лет назад +13466

    A bunch of British lads, in their 50's, running around doing shit you'd expect from 20 year olds XD
    Lord, I love this show!

    • @JackpodyDK
      @JackpodyDK 5 лет назад +501

      @@iammarkfirth Hammond is 39, as always

    • @lijax9606
      @lijax9606 5 лет назад +534

      this was early top gear, early 2000's, hammond was in his early 30s, clarkson and may were in their mid-40s

    • @harveyhyslop6134
      @harveyhyslop6134 5 лет назад +143

      Tox would you expect 20 year old to modify people carriers into convertibles ?

    • @harveyhyslop6134
      @harveyhyslop6134 5 лет назад +5

      Connor Ross pretty boring thing to do mate

    • @Borals
      @Borals 5 лет назад +145

      Harvey Hyslop just cause you do crack on the weekends doesn’t mean this is boring

  • @jake.wreggy6703
    @jake.wreggy6703 4 года назад +6525

    Clarkson: "it's on fire"
    Hammond: "it's wot...it can't be on fire"...*looks*..."its on fire"

  • @BANDANA960
    @BANDANA960 3 года назад +1000

    "JC. Thing is we basically set fire to something that's made of water!" "RH. Did you see the owner of the car wash afterwards he was so cross!" "JM. He was especially cross when I asked if we could have our £3.50 back" 😂

    • @MRacer001
      @MRacer001 3 года назад +37

      i remember that line, classic top gear :D

    • @BANDANA960
      @BANDANA960 3 года назад +30

      Michael Brooks Only classic Top Gear could bend physics 🤣 was a beastly episode with the Koenigsegg CCX and the Chevrolet Lacetti debuting. I remember watching it on the day it came out in 2006

  • @seanno9744
    @seanno9744 Год назад +217

    3:31 might be my favorite moment in all of Top Gear. Jeremy just finally succumbing to the absurdity of what they’re doing

    • @ElBantosClips
      @ElBantosClips 5 месяцев назад +15

      You know it's good television when Jeremy and the others can't function because they're laughing too much lol

  • @stulchmulch227
    @stulchmulch227 5 лет назад +5062

    I love how James has to hold up the number plate 😆😆

    • @michaelhardeman6004
      @michaelhardeman6004 4 года назад +24

      That not James that Richard

    • @stulchmulch227
      @stulchmulch227 4 года назад +60

      Michael Hardeman 7:39

    • @15-Peter-20
      @15-Peter-20 4 года назад +9

      @@michaelhardeman6004 You're wrong in the head

    • @NitronicZombie
      @NitronicZombie 4 года назад +38

      they both did

    • @ryanv1279
      @ryanv1279 3 года назад +4

      Michael Hardeman yikes got proved wrong quick huh?

  • @alexjedlicka8567
    @alexjedlicka8567 4 года назад +6635

    Top Gear. Possibly one of the best shows to have ever existed.

    • @AzaanPD
      @AzaanPD 4 года назад +77

      Alex Jedlicka not the new one

    • @itecknet
      @itecknet 4 года назад +128

      @@AzaanPD the new one is extremly boring

    • @AzaanPD
      @AzaanPD 4 года назад +78

      Federico Ferrari
      The new one is an embarrassment to the name

    • @FarmYardGaming
      @FarmYardGaming 4 года назад +19

      New one is OK, but isn't this.

    • @SquidFiction
      @SquidFiction 4 года назад +11

      In the world.

  • @GhostEye31
    @GhostEye31 3 года назад +448

    Whoever had the idea of leaving a bunch of food for the monkeys on top of their car is a genius

  • @mrhaast5053
    @mrhaast5053 Год назад +183

    Only these three could set a machine that sprays water on fire.

  • @McoatsGaming
    @McoatsGaming 9 лет назад +4430

    "Its on fire."
    "Its not on fire! How could it be on fire?"
    "It's on fire."
    "Run just run."
    Fantastic.

  • @klavier285
    @klavier285 4 года назад +2604

    That's the hardest I've seen Jeremy laugh on the show, he was nearly in tears.

    • @wardgeys4175
      @wardgeys4175 4 года назад +126

      @@Max-xr4vh yeah that one, and a few other episodes where he just can't hold it, i love it when that happens, i always crack up myself when he does. like when james fills his car with a sea aquarium in that special

    • @sparky4878
      @sparky4878 3 года назад +89

      Ward Geys, can always tell the moments that weren’t scripted when they’re properly cracking up. As you say, Grand Tour when May tries to move his Merc aquarium and gets soaked. Or the Ukraine one, when May is trying to set off a nuclear missile with his lighter.

    • @mk2nathan
      @mk2nathan 3 года назад +28

      Watch the one when James' Hersebulance's back door falls down after going up for a year and smashes on the track.

    • @jeremybarker5510
      @jeremybarker5510 2 года назад

      Harder than the time Michael McIntyre was a guest on the show.

    • @frodehjelmerviken2526
      @frodehjelmerviken2526 2 года назад +2

      You must hear his laugh when James May drives the Austin Princess over cobbeled Stones. When he looks eggy

  • @g1sunstreaker584
    @g1sunstreaker584 3 года назад +324

    I will never NOT laugh uncontrollably at Jeremy's head popping out from the floor of the backseat like a young child asking their parents "please can we go"

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 2 года назад +9

      As soon as they got soaked they evacuated the car.

  • @adam346
    @adam346 3 года назад +881

    two crims: "How do we make a million pounds on an insurance scam?"
    Top Gear: "Hello!"

  • @Yukikazehalo
    @Yukikazehalo 8 лет назад +4877

    this is probobly the most quintessentially "Top Gear" clip of Top Gear on RUclips. if you wanted to show your friend what the show was about with a single video, this should be it.

    • @David_Trowbridge
      @David_Trowbridge 8 лет назад +138

      +Yukikazehalo Yes, this or their caravan holiday from 2004

    • @lukerogers151
      @lukerogers151 7 лет назад +28

      +David Trowbridge 2006, my friend.

    • @Genius_at_Work
      @Genius_at_Work 7 лет назад +54

      +David Trowbridge Or the caraven train. And if Clarkson was in it the Reliant Space Shuttle of course.

    • @R3tr0v1ru5
      @R3tr0v1ru5 7 лет назад +85

      DO NOT FORGET GEOFF!

    • @CommanderOfTheEmuArmy
      @CommanderOfTheEmuArmy 7 лет назад +34

      Ah yes, Geoff.

  • @kamilk.5618
    @kamilk.5618 9 лет назад +4274

    - It's on fire.
    - It's what? It can't be on fire! It's on fire.
    Hahaha

  • @TacoTaco69
    @TacoTaco69 3 года назад +283

    Tonight on top gear
    Jeremy Clarkson almost breaks through the sound barrier in a homemade convertable Renault Espace
    James May gets eaten by lions
    And Richard Hammond commits arson

    • @nehgunlienkipgen5296
      @nehgunlienkipgen5296 3 года назад +20

      Bo-Om gear

    • @khofiyyah
      @khofiyyah 3 года назад +1

      hi top gear🕋🕋

    • @khofiyyah
      @khofiyyah 3 года назад +2

      I well be de
      🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🏩

    • @onlinefriend3889
      @onlinefriend3889 3 года назад +19

      tonight on bottom gear
      i drive a loud converted car
      richard lowers a roof
      and james commits arson

    • @secretbaguette
      @secretbaguette 3 года назад +4

      Tooonoight on boooltooom geaor

  • @dragonbutt
    @dragonbutt 2 года назад +92

    3:40 clarkson dying of laughter makes this one of the best moments in the history of the show

    • @tm5123
      @tm5123 Год назад +1

      Its the finniest laugh, as he cant help laughing at that jumbled mess

  • @spheal8961
    @spheal8961 4 года назад +2921

    "its on fire"
    "what? It cant be on fire!"
    *looks round corner*
    "its on fire"
    "run"

    • @pooletrainboy
      @pooletrainboy 3 года назад

      @Meme Unit Of Law & Order *Brigade

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled 2 года назад +3

      CALL 999 THE FOOKIN CAR WASH'S BEANING ON FIRE MATE!

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 2 года назад +1

      Well the fire brigade has issues with this one: Add more water and fire retardant foam!

    • @damarfadlan9251
      @damarfadlan9251 2 года назад

      @@pooletrainboy ALL U HAVE TO DO IS CALL THE FIRETRUCK, CJ!!!

    • @damarfadlan9251
      @damarfadlan9251 2 года назад

      @@loganshaw9198 hi Logan. Whats up?

  • @amandataebby
    @amandataebby 5 лет назад +702

    "That's the spine of the last person who came through here in a convertible" hahahaha!

    • @sparky4878
      @sparky4878 3 года назад +15

      As we know it’s not lions we should worry about. It’s the honey badger.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 3 года назад +1

      @@sparky4878 Honey badger will tear you a new one.

  • @haoussazakariaaek3660
    @haoussazakariaaek3660 3 года назад +105

    "To him we look like a sandwich box with the lid half off" I'm dead LMAO

  • @mediocremashedmattato5563
    @mediocremashedmattato5563 2 года назад +41

    If someone asks you why its important for tv co stars to have chemistry, just point to these guys, they’re the very definition.

  • @abemarkillie1742
    @abemarkillie1742 8 лет назад +2156

    100 mph is pretty good for a old renault van

    • @nytim666
      @nytim666 8 лет назад +50

      +Abe Markillie french car have very good engines despite their awfull look and it comes from a french vw owner lol

    • @Genius_at_Work
      @Genius_at_Work 7 лет назад +79

      The Espace is quite fast. And it's so ugly that it becomes beautyful in its own way :D

    • @nytim666
      @nytim666 7 лет назад +7

      lmao there are actually quite a lot of people who thinks that way in france too. But at the time it was alright

    • @TheAcousticCitizen
      @TheAcousticCitizen 7 лет назад +68

      So fast they made an F1 version of it

    • @LethalCookieMonster
      @LethalCookieMonster 7 лет назад +49

      as a passenger, that car was brilliant, it had the softest seats and suspension, I loved sitting in it. as a driving car, It cant get much worse

  • @parthibalam2995
    @parthibalam2995 3 года назад +23

    6:35 hammond,"what if it tries to do that to us"

  • @jimimac168
    @jimimac168 3 года назад +71

    These boys have THE greatest job in the world, hands down.

  • @jessekeller3684
    @jessekeller3684 8 лет назад +3495

    R.I.P. Good top gear 😢

    • @steezyyyp9401
      @steezyyyp9401 8 лет назад +27

      Agreed

    • @rayfadhilbassamfaisal3662
      @rayfadhilbassamfaisal3662 8 лет назад +25

      +Adrian Lopez they stopped the production of this show...

    • @KrankuSama
      @KrankuSama 8 лет назад +38

      +Adrian Lopez Jeremy's contract was not renewed due to his assault of a producer, Richard and James left the show and the three of them are making a production with Amazon. The new Top gear cast consists of Chris Evans, Matt LeBlanc, Sabine Schmitz, Chris Harris and Rory Reid

    • @supertrinigamer
      @supertrinigamer 8 лет назад +9

      +Kranku
      Everyone knows that, mrs anime.
      Don't think about changing your picture.

    • @KrankuSama
      @KrankuSama 8 лет назад +10

      Super Trini Gamer they asked, I answered

  • @enigma_7772
    @enigma_7772 4 года назад +4904

    This top gear- makes you laugh
    New top gear- makes you cringe

    • @doposud
      @doposud 4 года назад +240

      im happy with grand tour ...

    • @universalrandomizer405
      @universalrandomizer405 4 года назад +74

      Czech Empire new top gear is fifth gear

    • @doposud
      @doposud 4 года назад +34

      @@tormentor6737 than any show not just any car show man .... Top Gear was most popular show on earth
      Grand Tour have 3 series already - and at the end of 3rd they say they end the show in a tent - they will continue to do special trips and so on ....
      but no more audience in tent no more live shows i guess

    • @veljoo4343
      @veljoo4343 4 года назад +1

      Yea bro

    • @jazz4116
      @jazz4116 4 года назад +30

      @@tormentor6737 I just think Richard Jeremy and James bonded so well. you can't beat it

  • @DreamBelief
    @DreamBelief 2 года назад +48

    There's an element of truth to what James said. People often think monkeys are cute and harmless, but they have been responsible for serious, permanent injuries. They're also far more likely to get inside that contraption (obviously, if they hadn't been distracted by the food staff had thrown for them). I've seen them tear bits off cars all the time

  • @coco0_156
    @coco0_156 3 года назад +34

    9:32 "it can't be on fire🤨"
    *Hammond look the car wash 👀
    "Its on fire😐"
    Best moment 😂😭😂

  • @samuelkim1827
    @samuelkim1827 4 года назад +349

    automatic washer: smokes and literally on fire
    trio: "just run"

    • @HelloThereUniverse
      @HelloThereUniverse 3 года назад +1

      more to the point, who's gonna pay for that damage??

    • @samuelkim1827
      @samuelkim1827 3 года назад +5

      @@HelloThereUniverse um, the bbc obviously

  • @adeldragon183
    @adeldragon183 8 лет назад +2047

    6:32 " WHAT IF HE DID THAT TO US!? I died. XD

  • @dulldyl
    @dulldyl 2 года назад +29

    I loved how they tried to make the car wash look terrifying and ominous

    • @Stussmeister
      @Stussmeister 5 месяцев назад +3

      I think the music helped to convey that as well.

  • @chrisphoenix77
    @chrisphoenix77 Год назад +35

    I loved the normal challenges where each lad had his own thing, but I really loved when they worked together.

  • @bingsterc7621
    @bingsterc7621 4 года назад +298

    Holy Shit! I'm actually surprised that the Espace went 100 mph.

    • @AmitojdeepSinghBrar
      @AmitojdeepSinghBrar 4 года назад +19

      It had some serious weight reduction!

    • @wojciechmuras553
      @wojciechmuras553 3 года назад +30

      My 4th gen once ran 110 MPH through half of Germany... Good old times. I'm pretty sure it could've surpassed that magical barrier of 125 MPH (200 KPH) had it been pushed a little more.

  • @berendh.1952
    @berendh.1952 8 лет назад +314

    9:35 James May running on television!

    • @Matt-ot9nx
      @Matt-ot9nx 5 лет назад +29

      Captain jog

    • @zonszpl7426
      @zonszpl7426 4 года назад +15

      It isn't May, it is a film stuntman.

    • @rjb0572
      @rjb0572 4 года назад +5

      @@Matt-ot9nx amazing name 👍😂

  • @lightning5273
    @lightning5273 3 года назад +19

    RUclips pranks in 2020 7:44 "We Destroyed a New Million Pounds Car Wash!"

  • @lak1796
    @lak1796 3 года назад +76

    Look how bonded the lads are. This is what made Top Gear, TOP GEAR.

    • @henryjones2766
      @henryjones2766 Год назад +2

      that is the main issue with the new seasons of top gear they just feel like 3 people who like cars not three mates who like cars

  • @mikeholland6750
    @mikeholland6750 8 лет назад +383

    clarkson laughing at 3:40 infectious

    • @darwinmedinamusic
      @darwinmedinamusic 8 лет назад +9

      +Mike Holland Hahahahaha, absolutely!
      3 minutes later, I'm still laughing.

    • @JMcKaySV
      @JMcKaySV 8 лет назад +25

      +Mike Holland The exact reason I came back to this video.. I think that might be one of Top Gear's funniest ever moments when he realised how shit their creation actually looked!

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 8 лет назад +4

      +James McKay "Neatness we can work on"

    • @xhappy_2266
      @xhappy_2266 8 лет назад +1

      +Mike Holland Yea..

    • @alexhinton8518
      @alexhinton8518 5 лет назад +1

      Whats that music called that goes with it so funny

  • @johnnyhall4335
    @johnnyhall4335 8 лет назад +983

    8:42 "I'm dry still." 8:44 "I'M WET NOW!"

    • @Mike-mc3ty
      @Mike-mc3ty 5 лет назад +16

      Johnny Hall That’s what SHE SAID!

    • @chrisanagn.3584
      @chrisanagn.3584 4 года назад +4

      @@Mike-mc3ty _wheezes_

    • @brokenglass_au
      @brokenglass_au 4 года назад +1

      Jeremy when he sees an alfa romeo of any kind

    • @matthewjones9259
      @matthewjones9259 4 года назад

      Johnny Hall well it wasn't very sealed at all so what would you expect

    • @Sclimenti82
      @Sclimenti82 4 года назад

      Giggity

  • @sayno2lolzisback
    @sayno2lolzisback 3 года назад +25

    I will treasure the memory of watching this with my dad when it came out, and the two of us absolutely dying of laughter from when the car wash catches fire.

  • @futurecat
    @futurecat 3 года назад +13

    6:00 - 😆 i realized Hammond threatens James like this on quite a few occasions.
    Orange loud football fan noisemaker "If you play a solo, I'll kick you."
    On the ship. "If you ask to be piped aboard, I'll throw you off."
    Remember any more?

  • @german_shepherd_dog9169
    @german_shepherd_dog9169 7 лет назад +639

    6:33 - "What if he tries to do that to us?!" You cannot un-hear what has been heard...

  • @Blackout5871
    @Blackout5871 9 лет назад +327

    Car wash owner: So, the BBC is paying for this, right? Hello?

    • @anthonynieves2890
      @anthonynieves2890 8 лет назад +3

      Exactly what i was thinking

    • @beautifullion69
      @beautifullion69 8 лет назад +21

      if this was in murica, the owner would have sued.

    • @WinAndLinuxTutorials
      @WinAndLinuxTutorials 8 лет назад +26

      +beautifullion69 You mean he'd have gunned him down.

    • @beautifullion69
      @beautifullion69 8 лет назад +8

      +WinAndLinuxTutorials funny that you say that because I just watched the Florida episode and the guy selling Jeremy a car had a gun on him and a rifle in his office.

    • @hmsironduke2405
      @hmsironduke2405 8 лет назад +5

      was probably an old car wash , mesh gates on the front lol doubt the owners wanted it

  • @DaRealAJ
    @DaRealAJ 3 года назад +480

    9:38 The British leaving India after plundering it for over 400 years. Colorised. Circa 1947.

    • @kamadotanjiro3118
      @kamadotanjiro3118 3 года назад +3

      It took them 400 years to exploit it

    • @paianis
      @paianis 3 года назад +6

      More like leaving the Holy Land in 1948.

    • @thewhovianhippo7103
      @thewhovianhippo7103 3 года назад +4

      Lmao but they where not chased out

    • @kamadotanjiro3118
      @kamadotanjiro3118 3 года назад +1

      @Furry Police it was Britain not the Netherlands

    • @kamadotanjiro3118
      @kamadotanjiro3118 3 года назад

      @Furry Police im Indian and either you're wrong or i don't even know our history
      Pls check but i know that there were other countries. I just don't know the timelines but i yeah i have no idea about the Netherlands.

  • @Doge1991official
    @Doge1991official 3 года назад +149

    “it cost the owner a million pounds”, also them: “it’s on fire”

    • @matrixmirage2148
      @matrixmirage2148 3 года назад +1

      A million phey'unds

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 3 года назад +1

      @David David Meh, who uses pounds anyway...

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 3 года назад

      @David David Damn, that was easy.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 3 года назад

      @David David Maybe not, but at least I know east from west. ;)

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 3 года назад

      @David David Oh, boy! I sure hope so!
      BTW, give your previous comment a little peek. ;)

  • @scambroselauntrellus3681
    @scambroselauntrellus3681 5 лет назад +134

    Its cute that Jeremy frantically helps Hammond out of the car when usually they have a philosophy of abandoning each other whenever possible.

  • @PyrozPlayground
    @PyrozPlayground 4 года назад +33

    9:17! They're like little kids who've just pulled a prank, and are now running away, giggling! XD

  • @tsherwoodrzero
    @tsherwoodrzero 3 года назад +50

    They could make a whole show of them just running from whatever they caught on fire and it'd be hilarious

  • @gurmeharbajwa6020
    @gurmeharbajwa6020 3 года назад +41

    This one challenge captured perfectly what Old Top Gear was all about...I miss this, these were good time, we had no idea how lucky we were...

  • @Shakes-Off-Fear
    @Shakes-Off-Fear 7 лет назад +171

    6:57
    "AAARGH"
    "No! You've gotta stay there after you mocked me."
    "Bugger off!"

  • @sham_coot9532
    @sham_coot9532 8 лет назад +255

    That cameraman had big balls to continue filming inside the carwash.

    • @andrewdeans3686
      @andrewdeans3686 8 месяцев назад

      Where. precisely were his 'big balls' on show ? ? ?

  • @horsecurse
    @horsecurse 10 месяцев назад +4

    6:32 "What if it tries to do that to us".
    That is what you worry about when you see an lion 😂

  • @ThePiquedPigeon
    @ThePiquedPigeon 3 года назад +154

    "So when did [the lions] last eat?"
    "Two days ago."
    "Yeah, but..."
    "IF YOU MENTION MONKEYS, I'M THROWING YOU OUT!!"

  • @nole3735
    @nole3735 7 лет назад +663

    **Monkey Eats Carrot**
    Jeremy- HE'S EATING A CARROT! LOOK WHAT HE'S DOING TO IT
    I'm dead.

    • @urmomfat6689
      @urmomfat6689 4 года назад +55

      Dani Hammond said that actually

    • @lukmly013
      @lukmly013 3 года назад +2

      Only carrots will understand

    • @tullamorejameson480
      @tullamorejameson480 3 года назад +2

      Its fine coz the monkey isn't from Alabama
      *OR IS IT?*
      Sad hybrid monkey-carrot noises

    • @The101Point1
      @The101Point1 3 года назад

      Richard said that not Jeremy

  • @lewisnorth1188
    @lewisnorth1188 8 лет назад +307

    "It can't be on fire, it's on fire"

  • @javierbalcazar3378
    @javierbalcazar3378 3 года назад +11

    The license plat at 4:55 🤣

  • @davidr.walters371
    @davidr.walters371 7 месяцев назад +5

    Seen these all before but these 3 are rewatchable , miss their antics and camaraderie, brothers in arms
    Or cars , or bars but brothers of different mothers they are .

    • @wingsofblackedbrandy4798
      @wingsofblackedbrandy4798 7 месяцев назад

      They truly are the ultimate brotherhood on tv. Just guys having fun and being themselves. Knowing damn well each challenge or task will end in an a massive disaster. Like Jeremy breaking character knowing they fucked up the section for the van. It’s moments like these they are genuine. Real and understand what clown show they put themselves through for viewer’s entertainment and pleasure. I miss these guys so much man.

  • @charlotteleates9375
    @charlotteleates9375 5 лет назад +117

    ‘Takes no more than 5 or 10 minutes’ I don’t know why but I continually laugh at that! Jeremy’s attempt at seriousness!! 😂

  • @npj03
    @npj03 8 лет назад +874

    "dont look back hammond...just run, just run

    • @Planemaster125
      @Planemaster125 8 лет назад +8

      "Don't look back Hammond... Just run... Just run

    • @nytim666
      @nytim666 8 лет назад +4

      "dont look back hammond...just run, just run

    • @kylephelps9296
      @kylephelps9296 8 лет назад +6

      "Don't look back Hammond... Just run... Just run

    • @GCeara-mh5it
      @GCeara-mh5it 8 лет назад +3

      "Don't look back Hammond... Just run... Just run."

    • @makijezakon
      @makijezakon 8 лет назад +2

      "Don't look back Hammond... Just run... Just run."

  • @cherray50
    @cherray50 3 года назад +18

    I love the rating: "No mature content."
    This is accurate, and this is also why I love these old clips LOL

  • @ProfessorHoots
    @ProfessorHoots 3 года назад +24

    Jeremy Clark’s won once said: we’ve managed to set something on fire that’s basically made out of water.

  • @FunkyHonkyCDXX
    @FunkyHonkyCDXX 9 лет назад +312

    This just might be my favorite thing that Top Gear has ever done.

    • @ben6993
      @ben6993 4 года назад +1

      Evi1M4chine
      The Botswana special I think is the one you’re referring to.
      “Oliver!!!!”

    • @momoloco99rh
      @momoloco99rh Год назад

      I prefer the Rover James ep tbh

    • @sonicszuetomyt5448
      @sonicszuetomyt5448 10 месяцев назад

      RAMBULANCE

  • @reeceflanagan4625
    @reeceflanagan4625 4 года назад +26

    6:30 Hammond -what if he try’s doing that to us 😂😂😂

  • @nvery5497
    @nvery5497 3 года назад +11

    8:18 Lol jezza in love or something with May.

  • @philofthesouth6019
    @philofthesouth6019 2 года назад +4

    The Jurassic park music in the background makes it so much funnier

  • @m.f8655
    @m.f8655 4 года назад +1138

    "6 tons of muscle and teeth"
    They're lions not elephants

    • @DylRicho
      @DylRicho 4 года назад +147

      It was an intentional exaggeration because this is a car show and not a wildlife documentary with David Attenborough.

    • @m.f8655
      @m.f8655 3 года назад +41

      @@DylRicho and I was just joking

    • @absarin1004
      @absarin1004 3 года назад +27

      Might've been talking about all of them put together. He IS James May though, might be just as bad as the camera crew was while photographing during the animal safari

    • @chuck...
      @chuck... 3 года назад +5

      A lion weight is about 450lbs

    • @fredsmith9714
      @fredsmith9714 3 года назад +3

      @David David the UK was NOT a leader by any means in converting to metric and most brits, at least people over forty, still interchangeably use the imperial system. The reason most of the world followed after UK is because of how many current and former colonies depended on trade. Metric isn't perfect either, there are several non-SI (international standard) units.

  • @NYCTMTA
    @NYCTMTA 8 лет назад +533

    "That's lion porn" Hammond is so hilarious

    • @djmindcrasher
      @djmindcrasher 5 лет назад +32

      "What if he tries to do it to us?!" XD

    • @justinvaughn2277
      @justinvaughn2277 4 года назад

      why did the narrator say 6 tons of muscle and teeth. That seems kinda heavy

    • @mr.irrelevant8826
      @mr.irrelevant8826 4 года назад

      Loool

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze 4 года назад +1

      @@justinvaughn2277 Because there were a few lions on there

  • @Chrysa1isTYPE2000
    @Chrysa1isTYPE2000 3 года назад +29

    Clarkson laughing when they get the roof down has got to be one of my most favourite TopGear moments! Absolutely brilliant! Makes me laugh everytime!

  • @yohgt
    @yohgt 3 года назад +99

    2:30
    Jeremy "69!"
    The boys:YES!!!!

  • @angelicacushing6032
    @angelicacushing6032 5 лет назад +70

    This was the golden age of top gear.

    • @surprisedgordon7786
      @surprisedgordon7786 2 года назад +1

      I wonder how the people of the car wash felt when it was on fire

  • @Endonia-ym3sl
    @Endonia-ym3sl 7 лет назад +582

    THIS is Top Gear, not that rubbish on now

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 5 лет назад +8

      Oh come on, it's not that bad. Not as funny, but it's meant to be a more serious show.

    • @nov3019892008
      @nov3019892008 5 лет назад +25

      @@TheSmart-CasualGamer i stopped watching it and loads other people did. Its THAT bad

    • @bukanmatin5973
      @bukanmatin5973 5 лет назад +13

      @@TheSmart-CasualGamer Yep, it's that bad. People even argue about how some of their car reviews are actually bad. Some youtubers do actually did it way better than them. For example, the new honda E review, the fully charged youtube channel did it way better than the current channel.

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 5 лет назад +5

      @@bukanmatin5973 Ah. That's not good, if random people on the Internet can do better than you...

    • @harrisonrawlinson5650
      @harrisonrawlinson5650 4 года назад +1

      Puddinghead 3434 the newest version with flintoff and paddy is actually pretty good

  • @phoenixdzk
    @phoenixdzk 2 года назад +9

    'He's eating a carrot, look what he's doing to it!' Gets me every time

  • @kevinbiju_10
    @kevinbiju_10 8 месяцев назад +5

    3:01 Everyone laughing wholeheartedly but I loved James' innocent laugh :)

  • @coolvibes8941
    @coolvibes8941 4 года назад +30

    2:16 James’ “Uh oh” gets me every time.

  • @DanielSmith-tb9vi
    @DanielSmith-tb9vi 10 лет назад +112

    dont watch top gear when you're eating, because you never know when you're going to bust out laughing haha

  • @SeiichiroAoki
    @SeiichiroAoki 2 года назад +3

    "I'm dry still"
    *literally 2 seconds later*
    "I'M WET NOWWWW"

  • @ThelouwseFD
    @ThelouwseFD 2 года назад +7

    I love these men with my whole heart

  • @thestigsdutchcousin
    @thestigsdutchcousin 4 года назад +16

    I genuinely think Jeremy wet himself laughing so hard at 3:47

  • @Otter5734
    @Otter5734 7 лет назад +112

    "it's on fire!"
    "it can't be on fi, it's on fire"

  • @piercebuckley7699
    @piercebuckley7699 3 года назад +12

    6:36 That’s music from Jurassic Park from when Nedry is stealing embryos.
    7:44 too, that’s from when raptors enter the kitchen

  • @traceycrosss
    @traceycrosss 3 года назад +7

    Imagine having a job you love as much as these guys? Plus get paid a lot of money. Never get tired of watching them.

  • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
    @TheSmart-CasualGamer 5 лет назад +24

    "I'm structurally integral to the roof!"
    Probably the best line in this show.

  • @yaseen157
    @yaseen157 8 лет назад +605

    oh my gosh, I watched this yeaaaaaaaaaaars ago but never realised that 7:09 is actually part of the Jurassic Park soundtrack! Ah, memories ;D

  • @a166
    @a166 3 года назад +7

    This is the carwash my mother uses. It's in Bedford, on Kingsway if you'd like to visit...

  • @daveedmundstown6372
    @daveedmundstown6372 Год назад +2

    “It can’t be on fire!”
    2 seconds later…
    “It’s on fire!” 😂

  • @bombstar10
    @bombstar10 5 лет назад +21

    I like how easily you could tell what was off script and what was completely set up back in the day, the extra bit of cheesiness really seals it. The best bit was the monkey food just sitting on top of the car lol.
    I dunno if the car wash was supposed to catch fire though, I figure they planned to get out, but still.

  • @joeypintozzi4522
    @joeypintozzi4522 5 лет назад +92

    "the African lion, 6 tons of teeth and meat"
    6 TONS lol

    • @idum1685
      @idum1685 3 года назад +1

      its 6 tons of teeth and MUSCLE you idiot

    • @_Vengeance_
      @_Vengeance_ 3 года назад +6

      No wonder they enforce starvation days if their lions reached 6 tons

    • @dorinelbossul
      @dorinelbossul 3 года назад

      @@idum1685 ok Idumb 168

  • @ramal5708
    @ramal5708 2 года назад +5

    I love how Hammond and Jezza are being the cameraman in the back

  • @JonesNate
    @JonesNate 3 года назад +5

    9:40 -- Okay, now I'm *absolutely* convinced that Hammond is The Doctor. Just running.

  • @DJvileman
    @DJvileman 6 лет назад +12

    The 100mph and safari park thing were just brilliant! They give a sense of three good friends fooling around (that they in reality are). Just perfect chemistry!

  • @f2r3x
    @f2r3x 10 лет назад +295

    English humor at his best

  • @allaround3536
    @allaround3536 3 года назад

    I had a DVD with this scene. A Top gear-er since then, never need more

  • @buronkrilitas7737
    @buronkrilitas7737 3 года назад +5

    Sign : do NOT under any circumstances go out of your car
    Cameraman : i live in a free country

  • @Major_Mason
    @Major_Mason 7 лет назад +133

    Ive never seen Jeremy laugh harder than in this video!!!

    • @Chefcouchon
      @Chefcouchon 7 лет назад +18

      I'd say his hardest laugh ever was when James fell in the water in the vietnam special

    • @Major_Mason
      @Major_Mason 7 лет назад +1

      Id have to watch that one again! XD

    • @wetkneehouston6293
      @wetkneehouston6293 7 лет назад +1

      It's the Burma special may falls in the water but yeah, that was funny as hell.

    • @Chefcouchon
      @Chefcouchon 7 лет назад +3

      It's actually the vietnam special

    • @wetkneehouston6293
      @wetkneehouston6293 7 лет назад +5

      Oh, on the bit where they converted the motor bikes into boats? I thought you was on about the bit where Clarkson lifted James's tent up with the crane and he fell out into the river and got washed away.