The entire casts reaction to the 'anus too high' bit is wonderful. Greg doesn't know what the hell is going on and Sally looks like she's on the verge of tears she's laughing so hard.
Love both Vic & Bob but Bob stands out slightly more I'd agree. Ironic given that Bob was once just a solicitor in the crowd at one of Vic's early gigs!
3:42 - the fact that they went to the trouble to censor the coconut's mouth instead of just adding the typewriter noise is one of the many tiny details that I adore about this show.
“My very first job was as a painter-decorator. I saw the woman whose house I had painted and she said it had never needed painting since. Cause it fucking burned down.”
Says a lot about Bob that he's able to make other comedians poss themselves laughing so easily. They way they all crease up at the Piss graph is a good example of this
What he did at the very beginning of the "retrace your steps" challenge was actually quite brilliant. By removing and dropping the large piece of crust he had a unique piece that he knew was his starting point as soon as he saw it again.
Bob is brilliant. I’ve always enjoyed his surrealist approach to comedy. The cheeze video and the stop motion parts were quite dada like, maybe something Salvador Dali would’ve done if he was from North Yorkshire!
@@maeve332 * sigh * I know. I was meaning that it was so funny that it pretty much floored me. I thought the exchange I had with 3DarkDescents might have made that pretty clear but I guess it still went over your head...
His "How to open a banana" effort is *proof positive* of Bobs genius 😂 WILTY, Taskmaster, and Gone Fishing have, over the last few years, had some of the best Bob bits I've ever seen.. most comedians trail off into irrelevance after 5-10yrs.. this guy gets more relevant and more *irreverent* with each appearance 😂 we love ya, Bob ❤
This, and all of his WILTY appearances, should be shown on a permanent loop feed on every NHS waiting room TV across the UK, instead of the vacuous, depressing, shite that is currently on.
Bob is 100% perfect in every show, but what most adds to my enjoyment of Bob in this compilation is Nish’s unbridled laughter at everything Bob does! Although Sally losing it completely over Bob’s anus story is also great, especially considering she’s the maniac of that series.
Legend is a word used too often, but in this case: Bob Mortimer, the man, the Legend! Thank you Bob, you surprise and delight me everytime. Thank you very much to Task Master too, one of my favourite shows.
7:56 I love how Greg's hand just instinctually goes to Alex, like "Dude I need to HEAR this!" Small details showing the friendliness between the cast make me smile a lot
Honestly, the first thing I thought of when they got the task at 7:07 was taking a dump, though I'm not entirely sure what that says about me, so I wish Greg would've elaborated on that part
Great but how could you miss out the final task where they wrote a song about a woman they just met and Bob's team included the lyric 'she's a f***ing nightmare'.
bob is a comedy savant. what a character, what a man. i'm happy to have been able to watch him work, but sad that i don't have someone that incredible in my life
Bob Mortimer is what you get when a man never questions a single thought in his own head xD I bloody love him xD
He's just the right kind of insane for Taskmaster
Imagine if he does question his thoughts and these are the ones that made it through!
There is no argument with your comment, the man is silent genius.
How did he win with that sort of mind
He's just a child at heart
No wonder Bob's stories on WILTY are always true.
"One time, I cuddled with Alex Horne in a boot of a car and I sang Muffin man to him."
I saw his most recent appearance on WILTY. He broke David Mitchell again, and this time the story involved another egg wrapped in meat and Damon Hill.
@@antster1983 the only man brave enough to carry pocket meat. And eat it.
"I once rang up the counties of Britain looking to purchase urine."
@@ragnarokangaroo "I once had Alex Horne eat my face."
"I have to sit on a toilet backwards because my butthole is too high"
This would once again be a really crazy one to have on WILTY
Bob Mortimer should be on every programme on all of TV
Yes
I support this statement
The Masked Singer, Blue Peter and Sherlock
@@AH-te5gs do you know how much i would pay to see him play john watson's dad
@@CucumberpatchAddict That could be hilarious
One of my favorite people in the world. He seems to approach every situation with joy and optimism. Really knows how to live a fun life.
Sandra's stinky meat pie
He’s my favourite out of him and vic
Bobtimism
The coconut businessman looked like a sniper's dream.
Classic Mortimer
😂😂
Gouda has always been associated with the dark side
@@decimanightelf4135 you really don't get it.....
Griffith Did Nothing Wrong Iv bin binge watching bob for the last 3 hours or so
Bob is the most chaotic good person I have ever seen
Bob is the epitome of Chaotic-Good, he combines pure joy with madness
You can almost see him wielding a pet space hamster whilst dungeoneering, encouraging it to 'go for the eyes' when crossing paths with ne'er do wells.
Missing "Do we strike you?", "Have you stolen much?", and "Have you ever seen or eaten a wind dried puffin?"
I HAVE SINNED AGAIN
“Do we strike you?” had me in stitches for a good 10 minutes when I saw that episode
That's because Rosalind's a fucking nightmare.
@@Its_Milkyx oh me too, reduced to tears.
The entire casts reaction to the 'anus too high' bit is wonderful. Greg doesn't know what the hell is going on and Sally looks like she's on the verge of tears she's laughing so hard.
and nish just on the floor hahaha
@@eva.mia. and Watto just staring and blinking.... like Horne. Between them, they encompass every reaction possible. It's glorious.
Aisling is already looking away when he starts talking because she knows he’s going to be bats**t, and she probably won’t be able to contain herself
And I wet myself laughing!
It also almost killer Kumar😂
Bob is a national treasure
Love both Vic & Bob but Bob stands out slightly more I'd agree. Ironic given that Bob was once just a solicitor in the crowd at one of Vic's early gigs!
He's an international treasure
I lived in Boro for four years too, really grew to love the accent
he's a galactic treasure
Exactly what I came to the comments to say
Hey! International treasure!
I love him as much as you 🇵🇹!
3:42 - the fact that they went to the trouble to censor the coconut's mouth instead of just adding the typewriter noise is one of the many tiny details that I adore about this show.
You wouldn't want children to lipread him!
“My very first job was as a painter-decorator. I saw the woman whose house I had painted and she said it had never needed painting since. Cause it fucking burned down.”
Says a lot about Bob that he's able to make other comedians poss themselves laughing so easily. They way they all crease up at the Piss graph is a good example of this
He’s just a great person.
Defo the comedians comedian.
The fine line between madness and genius is called the "Mortimer line"
"you can't rush genius"
"hurry up"
*Stare of implacable pain*
Pretty sure nish kumar doesn't count as genius
@@MichaelM28 That would be the joke.
The best of Bob Mortimer is all of Bob Mortimer.
Bob Mortimer has only two modes: Utterly normal everyman, and surreal Dadesque nutter. Glorious.
Often somehow both at the same time.
What he did at the very beginning of the "retrace your steps" challenge was actually quite brilliant. By removing and dropping the large piece of crust he had a unique piece that he knew was his starting point as soon as he saw it again.
Any show Bob is on is instantly ten times funnier.
He is genuinely the first person I search for in any British comedy show montage.
@@GoWithTh3Flow him and acaster!
CHEEZE (18) I think is probably one of the most underrated moments of Taskmaster. Genuinely surreal and clever. And hilARio.
I genuinely started wheezing
It was overshadowed by the great cinematography of Sally's chilbirth film
Sort of like howtobasic
Reminded me of howtobasic
It really is, at least it shows they were writing Shooting Stars themselves because nobody else is mental enough 😂
I love Sally losing it while Bob tells his pooping story.
I think Bob is one of the kindest men, always is so innocently funny, never a harsh word towards anyone or anything. Just as sweet as they come !!!!!
until he comes to questioning your life story and calls you a nightmare!
Excepting the ferryman of Woolwich...
@@dtracers and asking if he should strike you
Bob is brilliant. I’ve always enjoyed his surrealist approach to comedy. The cheeze video and the stop motion parts were quite dada like, maybe something Salvador Dali would’ve done if he was from North Yorkshire!
Now I know this is about Bob Mortimer, but that "Can't rush genius - Hurry up" joke was so brilliant.
7:47 the greatest moment in Taskmaster history, no one else has ever managed to literally break everyone else, until Mike Wozniak and his haemorrhoids
I loved that one!
Oh it's an absolute casserole down there
Greg and Alex's faces at 7:55 and then Nish literally on the floor laughing at 8:11 - I love watching everyone laugh at Bob.
the way he said 'there's the banana, the deodorant, use them if you want' as if it's so normal
Bob Mortimer has no filter whatsoever. That being said, his comedy feels the most natural.
"Especially if it was... one of the quicker days"
That's it. I'm gone.
Bye
@@3darkdescents537 You do know I was meaning it was hilarous, right...?
Iain Meldrum yes, I was just forcing it to mean something else
Iain Meldrum lol they said bye because u said I’m gone
@@maeve332 * sigh * I know. I was meaning that it was so funny that it pretty much floored me.
I thought the exchange I had with 3DarkDescents might have made that pretty clear but I guess it still went over your head...
They left out "have you stolen much in your life?" so what is even the point?
Do we strike you???
@@davesmith2194 Rosalind's a fucking nightmare
That was such a good challenge both teams did great
ROSALIND'S A FUCKING NIGHTMARE SHE JUMPS QUITE FAR FOR A WOMAN OF HER AAAAAGE!!!
@@austinfull8941 😂😂😂
"I was looking into buying gallons of piss" is such a wonderfully odd thing to say.
I feel like Bob is that uncle who’s inexplicably good at everything and always has the best stories
Sometimes I wonder if Bob is actually trying to win or just make himself laugh really hard when he sees it later.
bit of both i think xD
As an American, I wish we had our own Bob Mortimer. The man is absolutely a living legend and master storyteller.
Shame the mask one didn’t get in. “I am a sinner, I have sinned”
Oh yes, should have been in imo! Better than the special cuddle imo.
exactly! that was clearly the best moment
@@GinoZump Yeah but it was in the champion of champions. Remember Noel was in the task as well and I guess this compilation is from season 5 only.
@@andreaskarlsson5251 didn't know that! Thanks for letting me know. I have been confused for a while why I can never find that episode in season 5 :)
@@samfitzpatrick7891 champion of champions episodes were great. Hope they'll make a new one with the 5 new champs!
His "How to open a banana" effort is *proof positive* of Bobs genius 😂
WILTY, Taskmaster, and Gone Fishing have, over the last few years, had some of the best Bob bits I've ever seen..
most comedians trail off into irrelevance after 5-10yrs..
this guy gets more relevant and more *irreverent* with each appearance 😂
we love ya, Bob ❤
7:45 I've never seen anyone derail taskmaster to effortlessly and that far beyond recovery as Bob did in a few seconds here 🤣
This, and all of his WILTY appearances, should be shown on a permanent loop feed on every NHS waiting room TV across the UK, instead of the vacuous, depressing, shite that is currently on.
The high anus stuff is brilliant, but I just love the throwaway lines like, "I was in a dispute with the Woolwich Ferry..."
Bob is one of the few blokes that make me cry with laughter - my damn cheeks hurt.
LOL they censored the coconut's drawn-on mouth!!!! Ok, I'm on board with the censors now
Yet after his peel banana they missed Aisling saying she "fucking love that"
the most unique person ever. big love for Bob
First thing that came to mind is "should we strike you?"
"Well, thief! I smell you, I hear your breath, I feel your air. Where are you?"
@@Kyle_Hubbard The thief is obviously hidden in the shrubbery.
Edward V just use some Fugi 9 to find him. that fixes everything
@@edwardv1255 Do you hear that? "We do beg your pardon but we are in your garden."
Like Bill Whittlingham's hand lion?
Bob is 100% perfect in every show, but what most adds to my enjoyment of Bob in this compilation is Nish’s unbridled laughter at everything Bob does! Although Sally losing it completely over Bob’s anus story is also great, especially considering she’s the maniac of that series.
Nish is in general such a generous laugher for his comic peers. It really boosts the enjoyment factor here, I agree.
this channel is slowly becoming a national treasure with each upload
I'm surprised Bob does so well on the tasks considering his brass hand
Imyournewpeppep What else would you expect from a man that does his own dentistry?
Imyournewpeppep lol brilliant
He had a lot of practice from building dirigibles.
It's a wonder he doesn't stain the envelopes with Pearsons brass hand oil.
@@devononair I've always wanted one of those in my clooney
Every word he says is just pure genius. The piss graph killed me and both of his films were just absolutely amazing 😂
I used to throw WeetBix professionally, and Bob is as fine an athlete as any of us pros.
"I was in dispute with the Woolwich ferry". That was just too much, I had to pause it any dry my eyes!
"I thought, fuck it, I'll fill his boat with piss."
Bob Mortimer's whole life is basically taskmaster
We do beg your pardon, we're in your garden
Nish’s cackling in the background makes everything so much funnier 😂
NOW! thats what i call Nish laughing
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“And that is wur I wish to be buried!”
Nish Kumar must have loved having Bob on, he laughed so hard
Especially if it was one of the quicker days. 😂
One of my absolute favorite Taskmaster moments. Bob is a treasure.
The video is 16 minutes long. I can only assume he was only on the show for 16 minutes
This man must be protected at all costs
I will never get over the way he says "that's because their water is so delicious"
"They literally cannae stop."
I have the biggest crush on Sally... She really lights up which ever room she is in
Yes Ernest Hobbs, she is my girl crush and a brilliant comedian. That series was a really good bunch.
He looks like if Kevin Spacey and Martin Freeman had a love child
That's exactly who he looks like! I was trying to figure it out for ages😂
YES! Exactly
...(Slowly dawning on me)...😲 (X-files music)
He also looks like the older version of Liam Payne
Yes! He looks so much like Jude Law in his younger videos, though.
Bob mortimer is definitely either a very young soul or a very very old soul. So child-like.
How has Bob not been on our TV more in the last 30 years? I feel like we haven't had nearly enough.
“It’s not something I do - throw weetabix”
... next season of WILTY
Bob: I have started the world weetabix throwing league
he is just by far one of the funniest men there has ever been and a dying breed
My Father was Muffin Man. Something not often said but unbelievable endearing.
cheeze is genuinely one of the funniest short films I've ever fucking seen
AND THE BANANA ONE
it's almost like he's a very good sketch comedian!
He’s a genius. And without doubt one of my favourite people in the world.
This is great!!!! I think Bob is the most underrated champion. I hope you'll do a Best of Sally Phillips too!
This just confirms that Bob Mortimer is actually How to Basic
It all makes sense now
Not quite the same.
Bob is so deliciously insane he’s a national treasure
This video still doesn't feel like it collects enough of Bob's best moments.
Bob Mortimer holding court on these british talk shows is something we need to send out into space
Can you imagine Bob, Hugh, and Rhod all on the same season? Jesus...
Bob is amazing. I would love having dinner and drinks to just listen to his crazy stories.
Legend is a word used too often, but in this case: Bob Mortimer, the man, the Legend! Thank you Bob, you surprise and delight me everytime.
Thank you very much to Task Master too, one of my favourite shows.
I can say without doubt that Bob is the funniest person ever
I wholeheartedly agree.
We need a best of Alex Horne video!
Yeeees absolutely! Starring the "water feature" with Rhod Gilbert. XD
Don't forget to include Lisa tarbuck and the cream cake!
Bob: "I once threw a Weetabix into a bucket on the first attempt"
David: "LIE"
Bob: "It was in fact true"
Bob Mortimer is a national treasure and a riot. Can't wait for when you guys upload his season.
"At that age something brown and cylindrical is going in" I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAAAAAAAAAAAT
I cannot stop watching these, Cheers To Taskmaster For Posting These!!!!
The way the piss graph story just keeps going and going is amazing
Including the Commerce joke was amazing, thank you!
7:56 I love how Greg's hand just instinctually goes to Alex, like "Dude I need to HEAR this!" Small details showing the friendliness between the cast make me smile a lot
Just missing Rosalind but otherwise a cracking compilation - Bob is pure gold! Please do these for Rhod and Noel next!
they posted the whole Song for a Stranger task on another video so
Honestly, the first thing I thought of when they got the task at 7:07 was taking a dump, though I'm not entirely sure what that says about me, so I wish Greg would've elaborated on that part
Bob Mortimer is simultaneously a raving lunatic and national treasure...
This compilation is nothing without "I AM A SINNER, I HAVE SINNED!"
When does he say that?
@@CatalanStudios In the Champion of Champions miniseries
*_I ' V E S I N N E D A G A I N_*
"Coconut. The largest of all the nuts"
Something about the way Bob delivers that line is just perfect
This man's a genius, a wonder of nature and something we should all aspire to behave like!! What a treasure, what a joy to watch!!
Love how Nish is losing it pretty much whenever they show Bob's tasks ;)
Just what we were all waiting for! Bob Mortimer is a national treasure!
Greg sounds exactly like Richmond from the IT crowd in 3:59
was thinking exactly the same
yes my first thought was: Noel Fielding??
Great but how could you miss out the final task where they wrote a song about a woman they just met and Bob's team included the lyric 'she's a f***ing nightmare'.
Bob, oh Bob, you sir are one the greatest men to ever live !!!!!
bob is a comedy savant. what a character, what a man. i'm happy to have been able to watch him work, but sad that i don't have someone that incredible in my life
"Do we strike you?" Would that be with the hand lion, Bob? 😂
"Alex would you like to shut the boot lid"
...yes bob
YES!!!
Good thing they censored the coconuts mouth, otherwise we might have been able to read it's lips...
Bob's Banana Peeling Guide is a piece of film I really hope completely mystifies the historians of the future!!!!!!
That man is a true national treasure
Bob Mortimer: Renaissance Man