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  • Опубликовано: 11 окт 2021
  • THIS CONTENT INCLUDES STRONG LANGUAGE. Bob Mortimer hosts his thrilling new DIY gameshow, with Richard Ayoade, Kerry Godliman and Thanyia Moore.
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Комментарии • 338

  • @UAndDave
    @UAndDave  2 года назад +7

    Want more Question Team? Check out this clip featuring David O'Doherty's ridiculously long limbs: ruclips.net/video/E-cxKyxmdA4/видео.html

  • @randamorris6978
    @randamorris6978 2 года назад +564

    Bob Mortimer being so proud of his own jokes that he can’t get through them without laughing is a lovely thing to watch.

    • @CailenCambeul
      @CailenCambeul 2 года назад +9

      Probably a joke made up on the spot rather than scripted dialogue - 2 Points to Bob.

    • @nomdeplume2213
      @nomdeplume2213 2 года назад +6

      I love him haha hes adorable

  • @kellie5476
    @kellie5476 2 года назад +612

    We do beg your pardon but we are in your garden.

  • @JG-vh1xc
    @JG-vh1xc 2 года назад +253

    Richard’s smile and Bob’s general playful energy make this one of the most wholesome videos

    • @mitchtube3
      @mitchtube3 2 года назад +9

      If you haven't seen it, check out the clip of them talking about the reverse toilet investment on Travel Man

    • @patrickbyrne5070
      @patrickbyrne5070 3 месяца назад +2

      Sensible chuckle king and nonsensical joke master are always a great team

  • @Ameliemichelle
    @Ameliemichelle 2 года назад +204

    You know when Bob breaks out with tee hee hee hee, he’s having a great time and so am I

  • @elsical
    @elsical 2 года назад +244

    I love Bob, but what I think I love the most about this is that Richard Ayoade is laughing at him 😄

    • @jacobl6714
      @jacobl6714 2 года назад +14

      i know. it's like a litmus test of quality, imo. if it passes muster with mister ayoade i feel it must be good, instinctively

    • @PetroicaRodinogaster264
      @PetroicaRodinogaster264 2 года назад +10

      I agree. Richard is hard to even crack a smile. Reminds me of my cousin who rarely even smiled let alone laughed. If I told a joke and 100 people laughed you could still not be sure it was that funny but if he just smiled I guessed it it was hilarious.

    • @sonny9493
      @sonny9493 2 года назад +8

      Not one other person makes him laugh this on these shows. I love it

    • @paulbromley6687
      @paulbromley6687 6 месяцев назад +3

      Richard is known for not being a laughy man but Bob hits his funny bone more frequently than is comfortable for Mr Ayoade.

  • @paolagrando5079
    @paolagrando5079 2 года назад +287

    Richard can't keep a straight face with the charming explanations and moves of Bob. 😸

    • @Walperion_Paintings
      @Walperion_Paintings 2 года назад +18

      Yes Bob's intros are so funny, here, "You can't help but laugh!"
      Good to see Richard appreciates this kind of quirky humour and charisma of Bob.

    • @m.elizabethchupp9529
      @m.elizabethchupp9529 2 года назад +29

      I don't think I've ever seen Richard laugh this much! Except maybe with Noel.

    • @johninloes8817
      @johninloes8817 2 года назад +22

      Watching Richard bite his lip to keep from laughing is a testament to the brilliance that is Bob Mortimer.

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 2 года назад +3

      Too cute

    • @sporkfindus4777
      @sporkfindus4777 2 года назад +3

      It's a beautiful thing

  • @sheltyhorn4332
    @sheltyhorn4332 2 года назад +95

    "Exactly the angle a wolf employs when it yawns. " Wow. Genius.

    • @MichaelCoombes776
      @MichaelCoombes776 2 года назад +6

      It's like when he was on WILTY and was describing an angle with his hands: "Imagine if a duck went quack..... now imagine if the duck went FOX!"

    • @paulbromley6687
      @paulbromley6687 6 месяцев назад +1

      But not the angle that a duck makes when it sees a fox

  • @thesimpsons17
    @thesimpsons17 2 года назад +557

    Is it possible to not like Bob Mortimer? I genuinely think he might be the only universally loved celebrity.

    • @budle89
      @budle89 2 года назад +35

      I love the guy even when I don't find his jokes THAT funny. The man has funny personality.
      I listened to his podcast before and during my sleep and had nightmares both times. Woke up like shit in those two mornings. They talked so randomly and full of crazy stories. My unconcious mind can't cope with them.

    • @mortyjr8433
      @mortyjr8433 2 года назад +29

      I haven’t found anyone that doesn’t like him and if I do then I shan’t spend any time with that person 😂

    • @beowulf1417
      @beowulf1417 2 года назад +10

      Do we have a third certainty to go with Death and Taxes?

    • @ssabykoops
      @ssabykoops 2 года назад +7

      What about Mr K dilkington

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 2 года назад +7

      I love him too, only 7.5 billion more data points to go

  • @itsokay7989
    @itsokay7989 2 года назад +362

    I've lost complete track of all the shows that run on Dave. Apparently everyone has a show on Dave now lol. But I know one thing: I see Bob, I click!

    • @monkeytron5061
      @monkeytron5061 2 года назад +4

      Init

    • @monkeytron5061
      @monkeytron5061 2 года назад +19

      It’s off bob and Andy’s Althetico Mince podcast what he is up to just in case you haven’t listened.
      If you haven’t I’ve just given you a portal to hours of laughter.

    • @mdj2061
      @mdj2061 2 года назад +3

      Tee-hee-hee

    • @muaddib667
      @muaddib667 2 года назад +1

      It's not even on the UKTV player

    • @monkeytron5061
      @monkeytron5061 2 года назад

      @@muaddib667 you are shitting on me!

  • @thomasthomasson2319
    @thomasthomasson2319 2 года назад +112

    Dave captioned this on facebook with something like "this is what it would be like if Bob Mortimer hosted a quiz show" proving just how short people's memories are.

    • @benshahrabi
      @benshahrabi 2 года назад +15

      If Dave want more of Bob as quizmaster, maybe they should bring back Shooting Stars?

    • @hanklancaster3532
      @hanklancaster3532 2 года назад +2

      @@benshahrabi Oh my word yes!

    • @safebans1369
      @safebans1369 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@benshahrabi I feel that Jim isn't so keen on TV comedy these days and is focusing on his art. A new quiz show with a different concept would be great though

  • @faithshearer5956
    @faithshearer5956 2 года назад +89

    Bob Mortimer and Richard Ayoade on the same show, I couldn’t be happier. 😂

    • @stepheng8779
      @stepheng8779 2 года назад +1

      I could just Bob.

    • @joechapman8208
      @joechapman8208 2 года назад +1

      If you haven't seen it already, they did a Travel Man episode together as well. There are quite a few clips on here, or the whole thing's probably on the UKTV app

    • @jonhohensee3258
      @jonhohensee3258 2 года назад +1

      Faith - What if... you won 31 million dollars???

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 Год назад +1

      ​@@joechapman8208Yep that's a good one. Love how much they enjoy each other's company.

  • @mackbee3039
    @mackbee3039 Год назад +27

    I've never seen anybody make Richard laugh (and really laugh out loud) like Bob. The travel man clip where they're talking about the reverse toilet, he cannot keep up his persona and I love it.

    • @UAndDave
      @UAndDave  Год назад +9

      It's a literal superpower

    • @kelzuya
      @kelzuya 9 месяцев назад +3

      That time when he told him that him and Cliff Richard both gotten bitten by the same fox at different pop festivals also had Ayode cracking up.

  • @canderousrobo3321
    @canderousrobo3321 2 года назад +42

    I've never seen Richard smile this much

  • @oliverholmes-gunning5372
    @oliverholmes-gunning5372 2 года назад +51

    I've never seen Ayoade try so hard not to laugh😂😂

  • @thesimpsons17
    @thesimpsons17 2 года назад +70

    I'd say the spirit level is at the angle of if a duck went Quack, but not if it went FOX!

  • @georgebillingham
    @georgebillingham 2 года назад +106

    I wonder how the sweaty lad from Sunderland feels about Bob doing Boing parp spirit level oink hammer PEANUTS tape measure on national TV without him

    • @matttaylor9365
      @matttaylor9365 2 года назад +11

      Give me just a little more time time time

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 2 года назад +2

      Hehe. Little did I suspect I would find a thread full of Vic Reeves Big Night Out fans, but I did😎
      "Show 'im the spirit level Bob! It calms 'im down"😆

    • @robskyd
      @robskyd 2 года назад +3

      Give me just a little more time time time time time time

  • @patrickbyrne5070
    @patrickbyrne5070 3 месяца назад +2

    The world would be a better place if we had more people like Bob

  • @MrDigimal
    @MrDigimal 2 года назад +41

    I love that even Richard laughs at Bob

  • @shriekingviolet531
    @shriekingviolet531 2 года назад +32

    A man that struggles not to laugh at his own jokes, is a good man in my book.

  • @MrSpannners
    @MrSpannners Год назад +4

    Bob Mortimer was born to entertain others, that's just the truth.

  • @Ameliemichelle
    @Ameliemichelle 2 года назад +11

    That man is living his best life and we are all the better for being here to witness it.

  • @GlassyDusty
    @GlassyDusty 2 года назад +20

    "You'll all be familiar with the trip hazard that is a slimy area of decking. Get rid of it with this fella." *pats the pressure washer 11 times*

  • @sonali7789
    @sonali7789 2 года назад +24

    I love how Richard is losing it and trying to control from laughing

  • @AlanHope2013
    @AlanHope2013 2 года назад +25

    Funny to see the usually straight-faced Richard Ayoade so genuinely amused by Bob's antics. But who isn't?

  • @reginaphalange7795
    @reginaphalange7795 2 года назад +21

    I'd recommend his appearance on Off Menu podcast. The way he talked about loving food was touching and hilarious. Lots of happy memories. "The cheaper meats" get a few mentions. Miss it at your peril.

  • @Peter-dr9ch
    @Peter-dr9ch 2 года назад +37

    Athletico Mince on TV 🙌🏻🙌🏻

    • @Brooschlee
      @Brooschlee 2 года назад +3

      PEANUTS!

    • @05credito
      @05credito 2 года назад +1

      @Barnacle Felcher time time time time time time

    • @TheMadTatter
      @TheMadTatter 2 года назад +1

      Ohhhhhh yeah!

  • @marineboy1964
    @marineboy1964 2 года назад +16

    It's a good job Bob is doing his thing
    No one else could pull this off

  • @SwordOfHeimdall
    @SwordOfHeimdall 2 года назад +6

    This really gave me flashbacks to "Shooting Stars" 🤣

  • @SirGingerOfKnight
    @SirGingerOfKnight 2 года назад +12

    Bob could just as easily have handed the production team a usb stick of images and music, and a box of tools and winged-it from there. The result would still be the same:
    Richard Ayoade failing to maintain his persona, unable to hide himself corpsing on his own show. Magnificent!

    • @urmumsbaps
      @urmumsbaps 2 года назад

      It's the same on his episode of travel man. You could watch every single other episode in a row and you'd not see Richard crack a smile once, but he pretty much spends the entirety of Bob's episode grinning like the cheshire cat

  • @kieranbullock02
    @kieranbullock02 2 года назад +4

    A Shooting Stars opening leads to a classic Athletico Mince quiz flourish, great!

  • @Walperion_Paintings
    @Walperion_Paintings 2 года назад +35

    Omg Bob's introductions here are hilarious!
    I lost it several times during those, as I see Richard did. :)
    "You can't help but laugh!"
    And you can see Bob is making himself laugh a bit several times, that's a sign of good energy in the studio.

    • @lizbrithor6025
      @lizbrithor6025 2 года назад +1

      He is the funniest man I have ever seen!

    • @Walperion_Paintings
      @Walperion_Paintings 2 года назад +2

      @@lizbrithor6025 Yes! Maybe the friendliest of all comedians as well! :)

  • @PaulMcCaffreyfmac
    @PaulMcCaffreyfmac 2 года назад +28

    If Ayoade is amused it must be top quality oddity on show

  • @pencilled_robin
    @pencilled_robin Год назад +2

    Only Bob Mortimer could make this game into the funniest thing I've watched all day.

  • @Millennial_Mike
    @Millennial_Mike 2 года назад +4

    Bob must be #1 on every panel shows want list.

  • @Millennial_Mike
    @Millennial_Mike 2 года назад +3

    I like that it's an actual Hoover... to avoid the incorrect naming of another vacuum cleaner.

  • @Gav_80085
    @Gav_80085 2 года назад +7

    I wanted another bonus round to find out which cord retracted the fastest. I thought that what he was setting up!

  • @timdogdawg4099
    @timdogdawg4099 2 года назад +6

    I know it's random, but Bob is such an amazing comedian and British institution, I'd love to see him take the helm of all the wildlife series that Sir David Attenborough does.
    I can picture it now..."and here we have the apex predator, the great white shark.....I wonder what his favourite brand of seal is?!"
    Bob, we all love you, don't ever die 😘

  • @jeffjefferson7384
    @jeffjefferson7384 Год назад +1

    I want this to be a weekly show with Bob on every week.

  • @JD-xn4ls
    @JD-xn4ls 2 года назад +3

    This is brilliant it made it to tv. I’m waiting for what’s behind the door and crime files next

  • @tbz1551
    @tbz1551 2 года назад +22

    A far more entertaining version of the The Price is Right.

  • @kite-flying_potato
    @kite-flying_potato 2 года назад +2

    I've never seen Ayoade look so delighted. Anyone who doesn't smile at Bob Mortimer is probably a demon, though.

  • @reginaldmustardbacon5866
    @reginaldmustardbacon5866 2 года назад +1

    His happiness is very contagious

  • @joshuaverkerk4532
    @joshuaverkerk4532 2 года назад

    This was brilliant, I’d watch this show all day

  • @hawsrulebegin7768
    @hawsrulebegin7768 2 года назад +34

    Bob is god. Is there a Dave factory with every single telly comic getting their own show that nobody watches?

    • @bitnewt
      @bitnewt 2 года назад +6

      Dave always seems to be showing reruns on TV, but has all of these great clips online. Where do they come from? Is time going backwards for Dave?

  • @merlapittman5034
    @merlapittman5034 2 года назад +1

    Bob Mortimer - magnificent! 😂

  • @nonsensicalvin
    @nonsensicalvin 2 года назад +8

    Shout outs to my fellow aussies who love these tv shows from the UK

  • @muhniepie
    @muhniepie 4 месяца назад

    No one is a greater national treasure than Bob Mortimer. Protect him at all costs.

  • @tzimiable
    @tzimiable 2 месяца назад

    Allright, this has convinced me. I could watch Bob do anything. I'm sure even watching Bob watch paint dry would be entertaining.

  • @robertgreenaway5166
    @robertgreenaway5166 2 года назад +1

    A lot of my friends say I remind them of bob, I’ve loved him since I was young, watching him and vic back in the 90’s. My names bob too and I’ll take that as a massive compliment as he’s a legend!!

    • @muaddib667
      @muaddib667 2 года назад +2

      Reading this comment it's hard to see why.

    • @karlworton9261
      @karlworton9261 2 года назад +1

      and you have one of those made up surnames Bob is famous for

  • @bletheringfool
    @bletheringfool 2 года назад +4

    I want to see Bob do this but on QVC

  • @anchovy9405
    @anchovy9405 2 месяца назад

    I love bob! He`s just a great human❤ being

  • @yuppys
    @yuppys 3 месяца назад

    I can watch Bob all freaking day........would love to meet him in a pub one day!!

  • @LukeMcGuireoides
    @LukeMcGuireoides 11 месяцев назад +1

    I looove Bob

  • @nickstones5583
    @nickstones5583 2 года назад +1

    Richard is doing a damn good job not losing it with Bob, biting his lip all the time 😂🤣

  • @iain860
    @iain860 2 года назад +1

    Bob, you genius! 🥰🤣

  • @lesean7939
    @lesean7939 2 года назад

    Bob Mortimer is so delightful.

  • @tomashurst6499
    @tomashurst6499 2 года назад +1

    "thats pretty powerful...." 😆

  • @GAIS414
    @GAIS414 2 года назад +2

    Love Bob! Famously hedge trimmers and electric chainsaws are fitted with extremely short power cords. In order to not damage it's own connection. Repairing an extension cord is way easier than opening up the hedge trimmer each time you nick it.

    • @donsurlylyte
      @donsurlylyte 2 года назад +1

      my wife once cut through the cord with the hedge trimmer that was being powered by it.

    • @GAIS414
      @GAIS414 2 года назад

      @@donsurlylyte Happens to the best of us.

  • @eidothea
    @eidothea 2 года назад +2

    Imagine if all salesmen make pitches like Bob’s… their commissions would be off the roof!

  • @seanflanagan4231
    @seanflanagan4231 12 дней назад

    Bob needs his own quiz show!

  • @jamesbutler6253
    @jamesbutler6253 Месяц назад

    Richard laughing at Bob is the seal of quality.

  • @danielnewill2624
    @danielnewill2624 2 года назад +2

    If Bob was selling any of these products, I would buy anything. 🔨

  • @dmgroberts5471
    @dmgroberts5471 Год назад +1

    Bob Mortimer is what happens when you cross genius with complete balls-out insanity. The man is massively intelligent and exists in a world that only makes sense to him. What we perceive as humour, is him defining the limitations of a reality that only he knows. I've seen him on Taskmaster and Would I Lie to You; I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Bob Mortimer.

  • @breakbeatkid
    @breakbeatkid 2 года назад +19

    i think the title of this segment could be improved with a parp and a boing. Give me just a little more time.

  • @BobWillelp
    @BobWillelp 24 дня назад

    Bob Mortimer could read the Chinese takeaway menu and I would soil myself laughing.

  • @justinelouise2655
    @justinelouise2655 2 года назад +32

    I'm here for Richard low-key losing it

  • @izziboustead6279
    @izziboustead6279 2 года назад

    i mean this is just delightful

  • @nonsensicalvin
    @nonsensicalvin 2 года назад +2

    Where can I watch full episodes in Australia 😟

  • @jasminkhangura3832
    @jasminkhangura3832 2 года назад

    Omg!a new show Richard is hosting?!

  • @bournemouthisshit
    @bournemouthisshit 2 года назад

    AW! Silly BEAUTY! 😂

  • @Lazarus-aap
    @Lazarus-aap 2 года назад

    That was oddly and surprisingly fun...

  • @louieberg2942
    @louieberg2942 2 года назад +2

    Even when I am not laughing out loud at Bob, he's just so very entertaining and pleasant to watch. He's never boring.

  • @Grant-gk5mw
    @Grant-gk5mw 10 месяцев назад

    "I'm gonna kick this chrome ball against your town hall, and your fire engines aren't safe"

  • @likmijnreet4542
    @likmijnreet4542 Год назад

    I've been watching lots of panel shows but this one seems to be geared towards the painters and plumbers of Britain. Why not indeed?

  • @oldmanjenkins38
    @oldmanjenkins38 2 года назад +1

    Mortimer is a legend

  • @lucywillis4535
    @lucywillis4535 2 года назад

    Bob and Rosie's rounds have been the best of the series....

  • @GrahamBiscuits
    @GrahamBiscuits 2 года назад +2

    I bet Les was happy to see the spirit level.

  • @Red-Eyez420gaming
    @Red-Eyez420gaming 3 месяца назад

    For a second, i thought the thumbnail looked like batista and richard Ayoade😂

  • @PetrolPatrol
    @PetrolPatrol Год назад +2

    Can we just let Bob run all of telly?

    • @UAndDave
      @UAndDave  Год назад +1

      Not a terrible idea tbh

  • @xjohnson42
    @xjohnson42 Год назад +1

    Paint companies need to hire Bob to create names for paint colors.
    I thought Nana's pearls sounds like a name Bob would make up.

  • @devonm8578
    @devonm8578 2 года назад

    No no no! That's not just a hammer, that's a way of life!

  • @gewhiz1494
    @gewhiz1494 10 месяцев назад +1

    We must do all we can to preserve bob. I volunteer to crack the egg into his bath daily.

    • @UAndDave
      @UAndDave  10 месяцев назад +1

      It should be like jury duty, everyone has to take turns to crack Bob's bath egg.

  • @maryboppins7265
    @maryboppins7265 2 года назад

    It's simple. I see Bob Mortimer I hit like

  • @aseddon130
    @aseddon130 2 года назад +1

    GIVE ME JUST A LITTLE MORE TIME TIME TIME!

  • @gerardtom5722
    @gerardtom5722 2 года назад

    Great 👍

  • @ducky5945
    @ducky5945 2 года назад

    Why on earth is the cable on that pressure washer so short? You'll be using it to clean the stone flags and decking around the outside of your home, right? And an extension cable would be somewhat hazardous to use around something that's designed to spray water... Perhaps you charge its internal batteries via the mains?

  • @papasy3748
    @papasy3748 2 года назад +5

    nobody makes Richard smile like Bob (Also VIc, Lee Mack, Sean Lock, Chris O'Dowd, and Noel Fielding)

  • @balsammcvinegar9996
    @balsammcvinegar9996 2 года назад

    London White is a shade of grey?

  • @James-semaJ
    @James-semaJ 2 года назад

    This reminded me of shooting stars

  • @1973Washu
    @1973Washu 2 года назад +3

    I need an executive hammer in my life

  • @buttsthe367
    @buttsthe367 2 года назад

    I thought “ reach or cord” meant he was going to stretch out the Hoover hose, in which case Hoover might have been longest.

  • @johnjon4688
    @johnjon4688 2 года назад

    You know what? In the US, those electric hedge trimmers come with a cord that is about 12 inches long. Because then they get you to buy an extension cord as well.

  • @TOPOFTHEBOBS
    @TOPOFTHEBOBS 2 года назад

    thought the music was going to be the theme tune to Thats Life

  • @ClemFandango93
    @ClemFandango93 2 года назад

    Give me just a little more time time time time (time) 🎶

  • @CrazyGzay
    @CrazyGzay 2 года назад

    What does it mean when he says "peanuts!" and "just give me a little more time"

  • @davedavem
    @davedavem 2 года назад +1

    Richard is clearly not a stranger to a B&Q. And as a man who rides a folding bicycle, I bet he knows his way around a Halfords, too.

  • @Flike245
    @Flike245 2 года назад +1

    You look at Richard Ayoade and just know, "Here's a man familiar with the price of tools."

  • @seanwheeler580
    @seanwheeler580 7 месяцев назад

    Rarely does a man make Richard break character, genius

  • @fedos
    @fedos 2 года назад

    I just learned a difference between UK and US power tools.