Bob Mortimer's Most ABSURD Countdown Answers | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown | Channel 4

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  • @timdogdawg4099
    @timdogdawg4099 2 года назад +1049

    To see Sean laughing, and I mean properly chuckling to himself in every shot he's in with Bob, just goes to show that Bob is a national comedy treasure, just the same as Sean is/was.

    • @ChrisH78
      @ChrisH78 2 года назад +62

      Sean was the comedian's comedian. Bob is the comedian's comedian's comedian.

    • @AtillatheFun
      @AtillatheFun 2 года назад +4

      @@ChrisH78 sorry, but you forgot Norm MacDonald

    • @cpmc5400
      @cpmc5400 2 года назад +12

      @@AtillatheFun No he didn't

    • @cindylloyd306
      @cindylloyd306 Год назад +2

      You just brought tears to my eyes.

    • @timdogdawg4099
      @timdogdawg4099 Год назад

      @@cindylloyd306 I'm sorry, I hope they were happy tears. 😪

  • @primax5503
    @primax5503 2 года назад +948

    Bob: "as the kettle gets better"
    Sean: *visible confusion

    • @misterprecocious2491
      @misterprecocious2491 2 года назад

      Kettle's

    • @DomenBremecXCVI
      @DomenBremecXCVI 2 года назад +46

      @@misterprecocious2491 So close

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 2 года назад +16

      @@misterprecocious2491 Kettles

    • @pinpetos
      @pinpetos 2 года назад +24

      That was not just Sean that was confused; that was the entire set on stage! Bob is a Man of mystery.

    • @arze2092
      @arze2092 2 года назад +4

      @@misterprecocious2491 mugged yourself off there mate

  • @Darth_Chicken
    @Darth_Chicken 2 года назад +656

    Bob is one of those golden characters who you hang onto every word they say. I don't think this is an 'act' as such, he genuinly is in a world of his own. When he does 'Would I lie to you' it is impossible to tell when he is lying as his true stories are beyond rediculous anyway. An absolute legend who reduces me to tears of laughter, one of the funniest men ever.

    • @Ser_Salty
      @Ser_Salty 2 года назад +41

      I want to spend a day with Bob having adventures and then at the end of the day ask him what he thought happened

    • @marckentzer1435
      @marckentzer1435 2 года назад +11

      Look up bob mortimer, would I lie to you, fujinigh (where he fixes his own teeth at home) it's absolutely hilarious

    • @DH1985-MB
      @DH1985-MB Год назад +8

      His WILTY stories are hilarious and as you say near impossible to know the validity of them purely based on the tale he tells. He is a proper golden character as you put it. Shame to hear he's suffering with his health recently.

    • @pbzp
      @pbzp Год назад +7

      @@marckentzer1435 for search purposes, it's fuji 9... annnnd the only reason i know this is i've watched that sketch so much ;)

  • @GlucoseDehydrogenase
    @GlucoseDehydrogenase 2 года назад +1497

    So glad this compilation is up, as tens of these moments have eskated me.

    • @jjquba2580
      @jjquba2580 2 года назад +65

      At first I though eskated must've been a word I didn't know, after reading your comment before watching the video. I then googled it and thought: "OK it's not a word, what an idiot for spelling escaped wrong, I'm going to comment and correct his mistake". I then realised I don't want to be that guy, correcting mistakes made in a comment thread. Then I watched the video and was humbled.

    • @Heffos1
      @Heffos1 2 года назад +4

      @@jjquba2580 same

    • @JD_13
      @JD_13 2 года назад +38

      @@jjquba2580 you could have looked like a right winkor!

    • @treehousekohtao
      @treehousekohtao 2 года назад +9

      Seabag

    • @deanotaggo9788
      @deanotaggo9788 2 года назад +5

      Very good haha I was about to say something similar but you eskated it to another level. (Is there an emoji for winkor?) 😉 take care, enjoy the festivities 👍

  • @ApolloHeliosPhoebus
    @ApolloHeliosPhoebus 2 года назад +355

    The fact of the pork pie presentation unit is actually bob’s (shown also on Taskmaster as a prize task entry) is just perfect

    • @NEWBkiller646
      @NEWBkiller646 2 года назад +52

      The wig is the one he made Alex eat in champions of champions

    • @neithere
      @neithere 2 года назад +5

      The sausage was even better.

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 2 года назад +8

      It turned up on Taskmaster twice.

    • @patricklynch9048
      @patricklynch9048 2 года назад +22

      And the breathing thing was also on TM

    • @rumpelstiltskin6150
      @rumpelstiltskin6150 2 года назад +6

      @@patricklynch9048 I THINK that one was a different version of the same thing wasn't it?

  • @DrumsTheWord
    @DrumsTheWord Месяц назад +6

    He somehow makes something unfunny hilarious by the glint in his eye, and knowing that he's really enjoying the moment. A natural.

  • @Rupsyy
    @Rupsyy 2 года назад +2157

    Bob is a genius at avoiding playing the game.

    • @Ibrahim-ut6pn
      @Ibrahim-ut6pn 2 года назад +15

      he had to. he wasnt very good at it but a good comedian

    • @eomoran
      @eomoran 2 года назад +32

      @@Ibrahim-ut6pn it’s a comedy show, you’re supposed to be entertaining

    • @bluebob81
      @bluebob81 2 года назад +11

      You could have stopped after the first 4 words

    • @omgblastbeatslol
      @omgblastbeatslol Год назад +3

      @@Ibrahim-ut6pn he was getting them wrong on purpose mate. it's funnier that way

  • @NickC-Ohio
    @NickC-Ohio 2 года назад +157

    10:54 the way everyone immediately bows their head killed me... Bob is a joy; I'm happy just knowing he is out somewhere being lovably absurd

    • @johnsutcliffe888
      @johnsutcliffe888 9 месяцев назад +2

      Winkor. As in the person delivering the wink.

  • @spoofpig
    @spoofpig 2 года назад +4185

    Why does Bob not have his own show where he just sits round talking bollocks? It would be immense

    • @andrew7taylor
      @andrew7taylor 2 года назад +519

      It's called Athletico Mince.

    • @MrMisanthrope84
      @MrMisanthrope84 2 года назад +111

      He did, for like years in the 90s? How'd you miss that?

    • @hd33444
      @hd33444 2 года назад +198

      Mortimer and Whitehouse gone fishing - pretty much exactly that, two blokes sitting about chatting shit ! Worth a look

    • @spoofpig
      @spoofpig 2 года назад +40

      @@MrMisanthrope84 I was there from the start Big Night out. I love his stories on WILTY

    • @soccer1970-f5f
      @soccer1970-f5f 2 года назад +9

      @@jincyquones genuine must see tv. How great is this programme.!

  • @ramsterdam269
    @ramsterdam269 2 года назад +101

    the fact that this man was once a solicitor for a council gives the phrase "in a previous life" so much more meaning than when anyone else says it.

    • @Timpriestley
      @Timpriestley 2 года назад +14

      Wasn't Bob the fella who offered his legal services to Jarvis Cocker at the Brit Awards, before he realised he was a bit out of his depth with Jackson's lawyers?

    • @ramsterdam269
      @ramsterdam269 2 года назад +4

      @@Timpriestley Hahahahaha I'm so glad I googled that - whatta read

  • @MrMisanthrope84
    @MrMisanthrope84 2 года назад +717

    It's going to be a heartbreaking, unbearably sad day when Bob Mortimer eskates us.

    • @robskyd
      @robskyd 2 года назад +71

      I will display my Seabag at halfmast!

    • @daveedee3626
      @daveedee3626 2 года назад +44

      @@robskyd Mine will be going on my pork pie presentation unit.

    • @PonmonofNuggetor
      @PonmonofNuggetor 2 года назад +2

      I will break an apple in half with my bare hands in his honour

    • @hanzen5174
      @hanzen5174 2 года назад +34

      @@daveedee3626 not an eye dry when bob is spinning on a coffin presentation unit

    • @Yewtewba
      @Yewtewba 2 года назад +5

      @@hanzen5174 and hopefully not a person not suffering stitches from laughing too hard.

  • @BongMetal
    @BongMetal 2 года назад +191

    Sean accepts Bob’s pork pie presentation unit with a dignified nod. What a gentleman. Rest easy Sean.

  • @thesimpsons17
    @thesimpsons17 2 года назад +251

    Man not even the amazing joy of Bob Mortimer can make me not sad that we lost Sean, still can't quite believe it.
    RIP Sean Lock

  • @devynhall422
    @devynhall422 2 года назад +103

    Sean: "I think one of them has gone a bit astray"
    Bob: "That's called the chappaquidick."

    • @capcompass9298
      @capcompass9298 2 года назад +13

      Don't mention that around the Kennedys.

  • @adamplace1414
    @adamplace1414 2 года назад +67

    Everything Bob says is funny, and his delivery is such that you never know if he's joking. He's not just deadpan, he's dead-and-buried-and-slightly-confused-pan. The man has cornered the market on intentionally unintentional humor.

  • @noreenrolph1680
    @noreenrolph1680 2 года назад +78

    Bob is absolutely priceless..how can someone be so funny…loveable…even the other comedians are creased up laughing…bless you Bob x

  • @VelvetyOnion
    @VelvetyOnion 2 года назад +1099

    seeing Sean is brutal :( what a huge hole that'll be in any show he was featured in. What an incredible comdian. Don't even know the guy but the feeling I had when he passed, was as if I did.

    • @Ditcher2
      @Ditcher2 2 года назад +15

      Agreed! He was a legend!!

    • @talion4033
      @talion4033 2 года назад +25

      It saddens me to know we’ll eventually be seeing clips without him. That’s the good think about the older clips, we have Sean in them.
      Absolute legend, his humour was brilliant

    • @lealta1481
      @lealta1481 2 года назад +19

      We lost one of our greats, Norm Macdonald, across the pond this year too. Been a bad year

    • @Seany1616
      @Seany1616 2 года назад +20

      @@lealta1481 really? i didn't even know he was sick

    • @TapDancerDood
      @TapDancerDood 2 года назад +7

      He died of cancer this August. I heard it on the radio and thought someone had got it wrong...

  • @haythemabidi1860
    @haythemabidi1860 2 года назад +101

    You know we're just living in Bob's world when w ehear "urinating in hotel kettles" and it sounds like a perfectly normal thing to do. I love Bob.

  • @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810
    @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 2 года назад +170

    Lee still chiming in with the doosey.
    "If we're using Bob's rules, I've got umbrella."

  • @John_17x
    @John_17x 2 года назад +129

    Bob is criminally overlooked for the big shows or his own shows because he is absolutely hilarious beyond belief and such a likeable guy at the same time. Possibly most underrated comedian in the UK.

  • @bigboi4307
    @bigboi4307 2 года назад +97

    We do beg you’re pardon we are in your garden

    • @peterpike
      @peterpike 2 года назад +9

      The less likely a Mortimer story is to be true, the more likely it happened verbatim.

    • @LoneKharnivore
      @LoneKharnivore 3 месяца назад

      *your

    • @blackferdinand2260
      @blackferdinand2260 12 дней назад

      *you’ve

    • @Sub_D47
      @Sub_D47 10 дней назад

      David Mitchell doing the shouting bit was hilarious...😂

  • @brukzee8545
    @brukzee8545 Год назад +15

    Bob is genuinely my hero, my kids don't understand his humour at all, I grew up on Shooting Stars. Im drunk, i need to go bed haha

  • @Skl-w7y
    @Skl-w7y 2 года назад +31

    Bob's joke about winkor was so good all the other comedians bowed their heads in respect.

  • @alexanderhill-cp8be
    @alexanderhill-cp8be 2 года назад +38

    Sean laughs at Bob a lot because they have a very similar style of humour where they just throw a curve ball out of nowhere. You never know what they are gonna say next. Sean does it with his jokes, Bob does it with his mascots he pulls from under the desk.

  • @watch-box
    @watch-box Год назад +11

    Any celeb quiz show becomes a must watch once you see Bob on the panel.
    National treasure.

  • @sbg911
    @sbg911 2 года назад +43

    Two national treasures side by side (RIP Sean, you will always be greatly missed)

  • @Maazin5
    @Maazin5 2 года назад +17

    8:54 brilliant work by Alex and Bob. And Lee finishes off perfectly.

  • @johnnunn8688
    @johnnunn8688 2 года назад +42

    I have no words, for the high level of appreciation and love, that I feel for Bob.

  • @imakeitwhynot
    @imakeitwhynot 2 года назад +85

    Bob and Sean side by side you knew you were going to have a good laugh regardless.

  • @Lance-Stroll
    @Lance-Stroll Год назад +6

    I love how he looks at Rachael and says "Chappaquiddick", like he just spelled it 😂

  • @mmelling4410
    @mmelling4410 2 года назад +51

    The bloke is a bloody genius. Legend

  • @1chiefg
    @1chiefg 2 года назад +32

    I use "that kind of joke" all the time when I can't quite think of the best joke to say.

  • @C0nzilla
    @C0nzilla 2 года назад +18

    "that kind of joke" absolutely killed me

  • @pushthetempo2
    @pushthetempo2 2 года назад +45

    Bob just has funny bones. He can say a fairly normal sentence but he makes its hilarious and absurd!

  • @Scrubber89
    @Scrubber89 2 года назад +17

    It's doesn't matter what show it is, if there's a Bob Mortimer compilation, it's going to be gold.

  • @jackperkins7
    @jackperkins7 2 года назад +30

    I still find it hard to believe that Sean has passed. What a legend. 👏🏻

  • @MeMyselfandBri
    @MeMyselfandBri 2 года назад +20

    Bob Mortimer and Sean Lock, that was the dream team.

  • @spana123321
    @spana123321 2 года назад +5

    I love that such an amazing comedian as Lee Mack looks on in awe at Bob👍👍

  • @ln3804
    @ln3804 2 года назад +3

    Absolutely. He is hysterical and never responds to any situation in any way that you would expect .
    I read somewhere that he trained as a solicitor. Can you imagine his advice on problem solving? Or how he would plead in court.?
    He is a tonic to watch.

  • @horse5407
    @horse5407 Год назад +13

    The sweaty birds comment cracks me up every time.

  • @bearheart2009
    @bearheart2009 2 года назад +8

    I've always taken a travel kettle, because ive always suspected people like Bob exist.

  • @peterjansen3846
    @peterjansen3846 Год назад +3

    I will never get tired of watching this guy laugh. He's such an absolute delight 😊.

  • @elizabethferrier6429
    @elizabethferrier6429 2 года назад +19

    Sean and Bob, what a pairing.

  • @gavbarker8689
    @gavbarker8689 2 года назад +4

    Love Bob, because of Athletico Mince my internal monologue is his impression of Harry Cane, and i'm in a right old fluttery buttery about it!

  • @CleverGirlAAH
    @CleverGirlAAH 2 года назад +58

    Lee looks at Bob with the same glee that a child does at the local Joke Shop clerk who knows all the good gags.

    • @urmumsbaps
      @urmumsbaps 2 года назад +6

      What century have you come from

    • @superfinster
      @superfinster 2 года назад

      'the local Joke Shop clerk'.......?!?!?!?!!

    • @arze2092
      @arze2092 2 года назад

      tf are you on about

    • @UserName-br5zu
      @UserName-br5zu 2 года назад

      Wth is a joke shop clerk

  • @Generalindifference
    @Generalindifference 2 года назад +18

    Bob is such a legend,never fails to make me laugh

  • @harrywhiting9145
    @harrywhiting9145 2 года назад +148

    I think Bob has more brain power than anyone else on the show

    • @DomenBremecXCVI
      @DomenBremecXCVI 2 года назад +3

      Including the actual countdown

    • @La_sagne
      @La_sagne 2 года назад +18

      hes just not very good at using it to solve puzzles

    • @peterpike
      @peterpike 2 года назад +19

      ​@@La_sagne -- Why solve puzzles when you can create conundrums?

  • @ajeshdsouza
    @ajeshdsouza 2 года назад +49

    Bob's a genius on taskmaster too

    • @wozgog
      @wozgog 2 года назад +19

      Does he strike you?

    • @cliffordsmagic
      @cliffordsmagic 2 года назад +14

      "I built a sausage and pork pie presentation unit so my children would eat the cheaper meats" 😅

  • @mavenfrankeus7287
    @mavenfrankeus7287 2 года назад +10

    "...as the kettles get better"...
    Sean's head turning is priceless.

  • @introspectivedreamer3864
    @introspectivedreamer3864 Год назад +3

    Thank you for posting this, the whole thing is just sheer magic 😂😂😂 very best wishes health and happiness to all, genius Bob and RIP another genius, dear Sean Locke much missed🧡

  • @JakobusVdL
    @JakobusVdL 2 года назад +3

    pure Mortimer gold, thanks for posting

  • @sbblmb
    @sbblmb 2 года назад +9

    "As the kettles get better" is up there as the best answers

  • @reelplayer643
    @reelplayer643 2 года назад +3

    'Winkor, as in the one delivering the wink'
    Broke me! 😀

  • @strokenumber3
    @strokenumber3 2 года назад +14

    Bob always delivers.

  • @wayne20uk
    @wayne20uk 2 года назад +16

    I love bob, him and vic reeves was basically my childhood.

  • @FH-hu5vn
    @FH-hu5vn 2 года назад +5

    "6 + 6 +2 +1 = 10"
    *Rachel's brain stops working*

  • @zonermaguire
    @zonermaguire 2 года назад +44

    I think Bob is my spirit animal :)

    • @AlanHope2013
      @AlanHope2013 2 года назад +1

      I can only dream of Bob being mine, and I suspect it's the same for you. Nonetheless, even though it's not exactly true, the idea can still lift us higher to paradise.

  • @wendischofield352
    @wendischofield352 2 года назад +3

    One of my most favourite people on the planet. Has me in stitches every time.

  • @luisneiva9893
    @luisneiva9893 2 года назад +9

    The look on Sean's face when Bob says "as the kettles get better..." is priceless!

  • @Apache4K
    @Apache4K 2 года назад +27

    You'll never convince me Bob didn't take every drug ever laid in front of him

  • @cheapshotninja
    @cheapshotninja 2 года назад +4

    Bob is so unbelievably charming. Love that guy.

  • @theonetheonlyjoey
    @theonetheonlyjoey Год назад +5

    Sean sounded so happy to learn that Bob had indeed worn his cheesy puff wig out

  • @Fitgirlkate
    @Fitgirlkate 2 года назад +10

    Bob is the true genius behind reeves and mortimer

  • @richardlong3615
    @richardlong3615 Год назад +2

    I love him with Paul Whitehouse in that fishing programme - I think the fishing is incidental to the show its just listening to them chatting is an antidote to just about anything.

  • @joansmith69
    @joansmith69 2 года назад +4

    That Chappaquiddick joke went over most of the audiences heads, and I love it!

    • @capcompass9298
      @capcompass9298 2 года назад

      Driving over narrow bridges when pisssed.

  • @man_of_lawlessness
    @man_of_lawlessness 2 года назад +7

    Can't beat a good laugh mortimer is a legend!

  • @DamienAlexander
    @DamienAlexander 2 года назад +6

    2:55 this is the first time ive seen Lee genuinely laugh

  • @petehodges7711
    @petehodges7711 2 года назад +21

    Can you imagine Bob and Roisin on the same team🤣

  • @David_in_Thailand
    @David_in_Thailand 2 года назад +7

    Bob's a national treasure.

  • @mrstamp5121
    @mrstamp5121 2 года назад +4

    I Love Bob with All my heart long May he reign over us

  • @Devin-O
    @Devin-O 2 года назад +3

    Bob can tell the most insane story and it could be true you just never know and that makes Bob Legendary.

  • @kathowed
    @kathowed 2 года назад +12

    There can never be enough Bob Mortimer. Fact!

  • @grunksprungo
    @grunksprungo 2 года назад +5

    he is literally one of my favorite people ever lmao

  • @richardbailey4655
    @richardbailey4655 2 года назад +7

    There’s gonna be a huge Sean shaped hole when the series comes back.
    Bob Mortimer is a living legend

  • @andrew9145
    @andrew9145 Год назад +3

    He is absolute genius

  • @AtticAurel
    @AtticAurel 2 года назад +3

    1:41 Sean's head-turn gets me every time... :D

  • @michaelloveitt350
    @michaelloveitt350 Год назад +1

    Only just the comic genius that is
    BOB MORTIMER!!!

  • @j.vanderknaap9446
    @j.vanderknaap9446 2 года назад +5

    Bob is the only one to really crack up Lee and Sean.

  • @smoog
    @smoog 2 года назад +5

    Bob was perhaps the only person who could make Sean Lock genuinely laugh.

  • @joestevenson5568
    @joestevenson5568 2 месяца назад +1

    Bob bringing in his incentive spirometer and pretending its an instrument

  • @arthurpewtey
    @arthurpewtey 2 года назад +1

    He's just a delight. Even his episode on Desert Island Discs was a hoot.

  • @valerieevans3901
    @valerieevans3901 4 месяца назад

    This chap just brightens my day, he’s great at lifting my mood. 😊

  • @audreymcleod4076
    @audreymcleod4076 2 года назад +2

    I have only just started watching 8 out of 10 cats does countdown, Im addicted to it now.

  • @mandel12
    @mandel12 2 года назад +2

    "A thermos keeps hot drinks hot, and cold drinks cold, but how does it know?"
    Answer: It just does what it FEELS.

  • @JeeSingh21
    @JeeSingh21 Год назад +2

    When you can make the brilliant, legendary dry humoured comedian that is Sean Lock crack up, you're a pretty funny guy! Lol Bob is such a joy to watch takes me back to Shooting Stars days as a kid! Rip Sean.

  • @ProfessorDB
    @ProfessorDB Месяц назад

    Let’s make it a law that Bob Mortimer can never die. A true comic genius!

  • @paulpurves484
    @paulpurves484 Год назад +4

    Bob Mortimer is a national treasure .

  • @k9sway
    @k9sway 2 года назад +3

    Bob: "I bought it from a market Lagos"'
    Audience: *laughs*

  • @catherineseear7069
    @catherineseear7069 Год назад +3

    He’s just naturally funny❤

  • @petercopley1242
    @petercopley1242 2 года назад +18

    Bob Mortimer is my Hero, so funny 😆

  • @hawsrulebegin7768
    @hawsrulebegin7768 2 года назад +3

    Oh Bob please be an eternal being.

  • @djwaynelive
    @djwaynelive 2 года назад +3

    Bob is in a class of his own.

  • @cavsterxii2068
    @cavsterxii2068 2 года назад +5

    8:46 I don't know how Lee actually managed to find a funny thing to say there

  • @Sam1878Henry
    @Sam1878Henry 2 года назад +4

    Didn’t he use the pork pie display unit on Taskmaster twice? I love Bob so much

  • @nickmail7604
    @nickmail7604 2 года назад +2

    Bob is a genius, would love to see more of him on tele

  • @dorothydickinson7976
    @dorothydickinson7976 6 месяцев назад

    I just keep watching these over and over again they just make me laugh, never get sick. Of Bob,

  • @biggdogg6196
    @biggdogg6196 2 года назад +3

    I never found Bob funny on Shooting Stars, but watching him on shows like this in and WILTY, he is genuinely very funny

  • @RotGodKing
    @RotGodKing 2 года назад +47

    I'm going to miss Sean.

  • @georgefranklin8513
    @georgefranklin8513 9 месяцев назад +1

    If we're using Bob's rules i have umbrella. 😂

  • @PeakyBlinder
    @PeakyBlinder 2 года назад +6

    Bob is pure genius.