After the first couple episodes I saw with Bob when I realized he was on Lee’s team each time, I wondered if they decided to keep it that way because of the hilarity that ensues when he’s pitted against David. I really, REALLY hope that that’s true too because it definitely makes it funnier 😂 any other recurring guests typically alternate teams even if only one or two times… but nope, Bob is against David eeeeevery time, and it’s genuinely funnier and funnier each time. I love how after a while David starts explaining to any new team members how they need to be careful with Bob’s stories and he cautions them and everything, to the point that the new guests get equally ramped up with David 😂
SIDE plot? It's the main reason I watch British panel shows!! It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen! I swear if I ever meet Bob Mortimer, I'll find a way to be his guest on WILTY for the "this is my..." segment so we can drive David crazy! It is one of my favorite things in life!
The Bob Mortimer Supercut really needs to be edited in chronological order. I want an hour of Mortimerian tales with David Mitchell slowly unraveling as opposed to this one where he's at his most broken and we slowly see him become mentally well.
@@gsuk28yeah, there’s a part one and a part two-BUT, they are both pretty old by now and there should be a third maybe even a fourth at this point because he’s probably the most frequent returning guest. Also, I don’t think those complications are in chronological order, but I could be wrong.
@@datgrrl_official so an unrelated third party pointing out a very obvious oversight by the official channel for the show should go out of their way to get every episode featuring Bob (most likely via illegal means) and edit it as suggested to post it while risking a copyright strike and it getting taken down just because the official channel for the show that has access to the entire catalogue legally decided to spend MORE time editing random clips together instead of the simpler workflow of taking the episodes in chronological order?
S16E06. Broadcast February 10th 2023. (Recorded 17th March 2022.) Series 17 saw the return of the big desks. Have you read 'And Another Thing...' or listened to 'The Hexagonal Phase'? I quite liked the radio adaptation. It's easier, with radio adaptations, to get past certain realities caused by the advancement of time.
@@leonjfordThat one actually makes beautiful sense. It’s genuinely poetic. The pollen on a mouse’s handkerchief is pure madness. Still poetry, mind you, but unhinged and glorious.
@@leonjfordif I remember right, that’s the line that made David mock him for something like, “even while he waxes poetic there’s still a part of his brain inventing the lie” or something, and Bob’s reaction is so funny that you actually think David may be right about it. But he’s not 😂
I'm pretty sure they pick teams based on who will best respond to Lee's need to take cheap shots and be the centre of attention without absolutely destroying him for it (even if it would be in Bob's politely absurd way)
One of the things I love about Bob is his generosity. When Lee or David makes a quip he loves it and laughs so naturally. It's a lovely characteristic.
Here, the "Big 3" do,ashwell but comedians, rarely, laugh at other jokes for a variety of reasons. Bob Monkhouse of The "Million Jokes" Book" used to say, very stone-faced and genuinely serious, not Deadpan, "THAT was funny"...
"Gary Cheeseman was a big lad, a very big head, a sniper's dream they used to call him" is the funniest thing ive EVER heard. I replay this bit everytime
@@ragnarokangaroothe egg in the bath is one of my favorites because it’s the first one I saw (maybe the first one in general) where David guessed true and it actually wasn’t, and then David LOST. HIS. SHIT 🤣🤣 “OF COURSE!! OF COURSE IT ISN’T TRUE!” If I remember right they even get into whether or not to judge the truth of it by the albumin 😂😂😂
Same. I think Galactic Legend would be about right. Based on the speed of light, perhaps they meant 'local' as in local star clusters? ;-) His legendary status expands as radio waves propagate into space!
Well, USA feels pretty relaxed in other countries backyard. That is probably why. If you enter without invitation, you can say you are a local there. Most of us feel like you are some guy sleeping in our flat but is too strong to kick him out. And he is the police at the same time. And worst thing off all is that it's the USA police.
In all the years of watching Bob on WILTT and all the clips in YT, I have never seen that first one! It was like a hilarious unicorn popped up to cheer up my day/week/year
“Witches hate gardening, wizards hate plumbing. So we knew it was a female residence” Bob Mortimer is so incredible, he’s one of the funniest humans in the world. All the while he’s telling everyone the truth with these unbelievable lines
I have an overgrown hedge and the lawn is up to the height of my knees. Plus I go out and scream at the kids for playing next to my house. I think if I were a lot older they could call me a witch
Amd Vic reeves gets too much credit when he was never as funny as Bob. Also pull Whitehouse is always so snooty and seems to look down on dodgy sometimes. I don't know why.
@CouncilEstateRach Yes. As an American, I cannot stand Vic Reeves. But Bob Mortimer is one of the greatest adventures that anyone can experience. I have seen most of these multiple times, but find each rewatch entertaining.
@@mikiivancsics3852 A few of his stories have been lies. They're typically way more straightforward an believable than his true stories, but he's been caught out when he's tried to make up some detail when the opposing team has an expert on that subject.
0:12 David laughing after realizing the predicament he’s in, and going “Oh, God!” is a great way for this compilation to start, especially for those of us who’s seen many of David v Mortimor WILTY clips!
Dont know too many famous Brits over here in Texas, but Bob Mortimer I know and love as a treasure! I'm so grateful we get to watch these clips over and over and over and they never get old.
“I can end it quick if you want? “Is that what you said to her?!” Lee Mack is a master class in quick one liners to Bob’s master class in story telling.
Even tho I know there is no doubt that I have seen every clip in this compilation many, many times. I am going to enjoy it just as much as if I had never seen it before. Bob is a legend.
There are few people more adorable and hilarious than Bob Mortimer! And David Mitchell is a totally defeated treasure. Heck, I love all the regulars on this show. 😘🤩😘
One of my favorite things about this and other British Panel shows is that I LOVE seeing when one person genuinely makes the other person crack up. The number of times I have legitimately rewound the part around 33:53 is countless, at this point. David's genuine mirth at Bob's joke never fails to put a smile on my face.
I didn't realize this before, but now having watched these Bob segments hundreds of times, it seems Bob and his friends were playing Theft and Shrubbery when they visited the Witch's house. They were about to say "We do beg your pardon" when suddenly they see the tiny horse through the window.
“Remember, remember the 5th of November, light up the sky with Standard Fireworks.” A well known advert at the time so I knew there was a ring of truth about Bob’s story 😅
I find myself imagining Bob telling his children bedtime stories when they were young! Stories just off the top of his head, funny, ridiculous stories. Or greatly elaborating while reading childrens stories! 😆😉
@@karinbarger9192oh man, to be a fly on the wall of that house listening to his bedtime stories lol. He should write a book of them. Actually, he should just write all the books. Ever. Full stop 😂
I've gotta say, I've watched Bob Mortimer's WILTY clips enough times to memorize most of them... I appreciate his ability to tell stories and entertain the people around him more now than before somehow. He's such a gem.
One of my favorite things about how he tells his stories is that, particularly when he’s telling the truth, he always says/does these little things that make it seem like he’s having a hard time pulling off the lie. Whether it’s because of David having way too good a question and he’ll kind of stumble over the answer, or he’ll pick the card back up halfway into the questioning to “double check” what he’s supposed to be talking about, shit like that. With almost anyone else, it would be a genuine response because it is in fact a lie, but NOPE. Bob does it on purpose whether it’s true or not, and he does it SO. DAMN. WELL!! He’s a freaking genius
Thank you so very much for uploading this compilation. After the year Bob had, so many issues with his health, we never know how many more times Bob will be on the panel. These are priceless.
I don’t think I knew about issues with his health, and now I’m sad. I don’t even wanna google it because I don’t want to find out something terrible and be sad. I will definitely cry when he dies, I cried when Sean Lock died
Bob’s different similes for his distant memories is just absolutely hilarious. “They’re like fingerprints on an abandoned handrail” 😂 “it’s like picking pollen off a mouse’s handkerchief” just genuinely hilarious
This illustrates the Holmes Fallacy like nothing else. I don't believe in crystal skulls, but I'm compelled to believe in the healing power of Bob Mortimer.
The first one 🤣🤣🤣 David losing his marbles almost with the story being the truth… I’m living for Bobs ridiculous stories ending up to be the truth and David’s reactions of them being true 👍🏼🙌🏼👏🏼🤣🤣🤣 And even more when they wind up David a bit more just for fun 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for the almost hour full of Bobs entertaining stories of truth or sometimes lies 👏🏼🥰
About a month ago I clicked on one of these videos with Bob in it. I laughed at the original screenings, and despite seeing them all before I kept on viewing from video to video. l laughed again, a lot. The whole day just flew by and I got reprimanded for not mowing the lawn. Thanks Bob, it was worth it.
Bob kills me with laughter. Dismantling David is a crack, but David takes it well, laughs his head off. Lee throws in whatever comes to mind with quick wit. 😂😂😂😂😅😅😊😊
Snipers dream is one of my favourite expressions. I'm old enough to remember "Standard Fireworks" they were one of the big makes back in the day along with "Wells" and "Brocks" . I could listen to Bob for hours, a lot of these stories crop up in his book which is a brilliant read
I'm addicted to Bob's stories. I think I need help! If I've had a challenging day Bob can always cheer me up with his brilliant stories. I think I've heard each story a hundred times but I never tire of them.
6:34 - The gas canisters came into it because that’s why he cut off the kiss due to the impending danger. Which then set off cougar woman. Which then prompted the fleeing long walk journey to Newcastle to see Tommy by The Who.
The first clip shows a new kind of Mortimer storytelling: throw us off with a lot of unbelievable but superfluous details and then offer up an ending just anti-climactic enough to be perfectly plausible. This should drive David ever more crazy. (Also, BTW, David was the only one who thought to make a pun out of "still" in Still Barry. Not even Lee thought of that.)
My favorite part of these is Bob's genuine enthusiasm when David breaks his story down in the most serious, textbook manner. He's so giddy that David gets the logic
I love that Bob is always on Lee’s team purely to torture David Mitchell 😂
I noticed that too! So hilarious, I love it when Bob is on.
After the first couple episodes I saw with Bob when I realized he was on Lee’s team each time, I wondered if they decided to keep it that way because of the hilarity that ensues when he’s pitted against David. I really, REALLY hope that that’s true too because it definitely makes it funnier 😂 any other recurring guests typically alternate teams even if only one or two times… but nope, Bob is against David eeeeevery time, and it’s genuinely funnier and funnier each time. I love how after a while David starts explaining to any new team members how they need to be careful with Bob’s stories and he cautions them and everything, to the point that the new guests get equally ramped up with David 😂
It is done this way for air enjoyment and amusement
whe he said “cmon do it to me” 😂😂😂
The first time was on Davids.
The dismantling of David Mitchell's sanity by Bob is the best side plot in British tv history
SIDE plot? It's the main reason I watch British panel shows!! It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen! I swear if I ever meet Bob Mortimer, I'll find a way to be his guest on WILTY for the "this is my..." segment so we can drive David crazy! It is one of my favorite things in life!
The best side plot in British tv history is Mr. Beans car driving/parking but Bob might be 2nd.
This and the carrot in the box saga are the funniest shit on panel shows 🤣
It's hardly Blackadder is it
its a thing of beauty
The Bob Mortimer Supercut really needs to be edited in chronological order. I want an hour of Mortimerian tales with David Mitchell slowly unraveling as opposed to this one where he's at his most broken and we slowly see him become mentally well.
Start compiling now and post as soon as you're done.
there is one. Mortimillial Tales or something like that
@@gsuk28yeah, there’s a part one and a part two-BUT, they are both pretty old by now and there should be a third maybe even a fourth at this point because he’s probably the most frequent returning guest. Also, I don’t think those complications are in chronological order, but I could be wrong.
@@datgrrl_officialI like this idea and I will happily wait for this video to be posted
@@datgrrl_official so an unrelated third party pointing out a very obvious oversight by the official channel for the show should go out of their way to get every episode featuring Bob (most likely via illegal means) and edit it as suggested to post it while risking a copyright strike and it getting taken down just because the official channel for the show that has access to the entire catalogue legally decided to spend MORE time editing random clips together instead of the simpler workflow of taking the episodes in chronological order?
I'd never seen the first one! It's like discovering there's another Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy book!
S16E06. Broadcast February 10th 2023. (Recorded 17th March 2022.) Series 17 saw the return of the big desks.
Have you read 'And Another Thing...' or listened to 'The Hexagonal Phase'? I quite liked the radio adaptation. It's easier, with radio adaptations, to get past certain realities caused by the advancement of time.
Me neither!! I can’t believe there was a Bob story I missed - loved David at the end I AM NOT OK 😂
Same 😂
@@Mr_Grimbley definitely was before series 16 the first one
@@samanthalawton6972And your source is?
“It’s like picking bits of pollen off a mouse’s handkerchief “ Shakespeare’s got nothing on that line 😂😂.
"They're like fingerprints on an abandoned handrail"
@@leonjfordThat one actually makes beautiful sense. It’s genuinely poetic.
The pollen on a mouse’s handkerchief is pure madness. Still poetry, mind you, but unhinged and glorious.
@@leonjford It's one of those sayings that has stuck with me for all these years. It's pure poetry.
@@leonjfordif I remember right, that’s the line that made David mock him for something like, “even while he waxes poetic there’s still a part of his brain inventing the lie” or something, and Bob’s reaction is so funny that you actually think David may be right about it. But he’s not 😂
In his autobiography he says 'I'd rather clean a Boeing 747 with a mouse's handkerchief' tickled me that did.
I can't believe there were three Bob stories I'd never seen. It's better than finding $50 down the back of the sofa. I watch his clips over and over.
Have you ever found as much as 50 in the sofa?
Bob might have found $50 behind your sofa, and somehow there’s a non 0% chance it might be true
Putting Bob opposite David and not Lee was a series defining decision. Brilliant.
Show*
@@saffsuff some countries use series for the entirety, rather than individual seasons/series
@@felicitymorris5548 I stand corrected
I'm pretty sure they pick teams based on who will best respond to Lee's need to take cheap shots and be the centre of attention without absolutely destroying him for it (even if it would be in Bob's politely absurd way)
@@felicitymorris5548 stupid counties.
One of the things I love about Bob is his generosity. When Lee or David makes a quip he loves it and laughs so naturally. It's a lovely characteristic.
He's a lovely man 😊
Here, the "Big 3" do,ashwell but comedians, rarely, laugh at other jokes for a variety of reasons.
Bob Monkhouse of The "Million Jokes" Book" used to say, very stone-faced and genuinely serious, not Deadpan, "THAT was funny"...
It probably is natural.
Yes, absolutely. Miles Jupp is the same...so generous with his laughter at other comedians.
I’m here from Brazil to say Bob’s legendary status has reached far beyond English-speaking territories. For better or worse.
Let's admit it... For better! For much much better!!
He's absolutely brilliant!
Eu também! Eu assisto esses vídeos dele toda vez que aparecem e escuto as histórias todas de novo kkkkkkkkkk
God bless Brazil. I love piracy 🥰
@@Splozyhow is watching it on an official youtube channel piracy 😭
@@muaddibby Brazil has a strong piracy scene
"Gary Cheeseman was a big lad, a very big head, a sniper's dream they used to call him" is the funniest thing ive EVER heard. I replay this bit everytime
I laughed really hard at that because my brother has an inconsistent walking gait and calls himself a sniper’s nightmare lmao
@@arche2460 😂😂😂
"I won his appendix in a bet" is the most Bob Mortimer sentence ever, which is saying something after what Bob has said before
The unsung heroes are the ones who wrote Bob's lies like that one and the Chris Rea egg in the bath. They sound so on-brand for Bob.
Or rhod's
@@akshaychopra996Seriously, after the Nissan Micra tapas fiasco I’ll never look at Rhod the same way again.😂
@@ragnarokangaroothe egg in the bath is one of my favorites because it’s the first one I saw (maybe the first one in general) where David guessed true and it actually wasn’t, and then David LOST. HIS. SHIT 🤣🤣 “OF COURSE!! OF COURSE IT ISN’T TRUE!” If I remember right they even get into whether or not to judge the truth of it by the albumin 😂😂😂
I was hoping it was bob and we had finally met Steve Bytheway
I was really waiting for Bob to say "this is Steve, his last name is Bytheway."
Ah man that would have been fantastic!
Ah yes, the Bytheway clan. Of course…
This is Steve bytheway, and his dad arrested us when we were searching for the gulfstream. In Castle Douglas.
I've actually met someone with Bytheway as a last name. Instantly thought of mortimer, had to refrain from quoting him
Bytheway as in incidentally
Bob confusing AI with A1 is my new favourite thing.
And then Lee confusing the film AI with I, Robot!
You know, the sentient steak sauce.
@@wadsee1111 Oh, do you reckon that's what it was? Makes sense. I was just pretty sure that Will Smith wasn't in AI :P
I also really loved Rob’s reaction to it 🤣
Or the other way, for anybody named AL you can mis-read their name, like the pub landlord comedian AI Murray
"Like fingerprints on an abandoned handrail" is so good I can't even.
Gary Cheeseman, aka 'Sniper's Dream.' You know it's coming because you've watched this clip a dozen times, but it's still hilarious.
Legend!!
Just two of Bob's finest quotes... "a very big head, a sniper's dream they used to call him" and "just fingerprints on an abandoned handrail..." 👍👍👍
I see Bob Mortimer, I click
His stories are so well told and absurd that you never know because so many turn out to be true
He's been about a bit, Bob
Same here. I don’t care how many times I’ve seen it.
Same here!!! 😂
That's the way to live your best life.
I love the series arc of Bob being the only person who's been able to defy David's realms of sanity and logic. He's essentially David's kryptonite. 😂
Love him or hate him (though why would you?), but everyone has to agree: the man has lived not just survived and has stories to tell.
U can only hate Bob Mortimer if you're on the panel and have to tell a lie.
He’d hate you taking him so seriously.
“Local legend?” Even here in the states I consider him and his stories LEGENDARY!
Same. I think Galactic Legend would be about right. Based on the speed of light, perhaps they meant 'local' as in local star clusters? ;-) His legendary status expands as radio waves propagate into space!
Same here, Poland.
Well, USA feels pretty relaxed in other countries backyard. That is probably why. If you enter without invitation, you can say you are a local there. Most of us feel like you are some guy sleeping in our flat but is too strong to kick him out. And he is the police at the same time. And worst thing off all is that it's the USA police.
@@n.v.9000 Wow
@@MOO67204 it's a joke.
In all the years of watching Bob on WILTT and all the clips in YT, I have never seen that first one! It was like a hilarious unicorn popped up to cheer up my day/week/year
Me too!
Thirded
Birthday present for me!
And me! Such a happy moment 😂😂🎉🎉❤!
Yep!! Also you mean WILTY
I want Bob Mortimer to know that I have been watching him from Bangladesh for the past 14-15 years and I absolutely love him!
Much love to Bangladesh, from wales. 🙏
"Sniper's Dream" and "We beg your pardon / we are in your garden" broke me
I've lost count how many times I've watched these. I see Bob Mortimer and I click. The man's a national treasure
Sir Bob mortimer
“Witches hate gardening, wizards hate plumbing. So we knew it was a female residence” Bob Mortimer is so incredible, he’s one of the funniest humans in the world. All the while he’s telling everyone the truth with these unbelievable lines
He always speaks how Douglas Adam's writes
@@Not_An_EVOMG YES! I’ve never thought of it that way before but you are SO RIGHT, haha! Good comparison there!!
I have an overgrown hedge and the lawn is up to the height of my knees. Plus I go out and scream at the kids for playing next to my house. I think if I were a lot older they could call me a witch
Amd Vic reeves gets too much credit when he was never as funny as Bob.
Also pull Whitehouse is always so snooty and seems to look down on dodgy sometimes. I don't know why.
@CouncilEstateRach Yes. As an American, I cannot stand Vic Reeves. But Bob Mortimer is one of the greatest adventures that anyone can experience. I have seen most of these multiple times, but find each rewatch entertaining.
I think whenever Bob comes in the writers say, "Let's not bother making anything up for him, just let him tell us a few dozen stories we can add."
right, I wonder if he ever told a lie?
@@mikiivancsics3852 A few of his stories have been lies. They're typically way more straightforward an believable than his true stories, but he's been caught out when he's tried to make up some detail when the opposing team has an expert on that subject.
I think they use his stories to make up lies for other participants
@@mikiivancsics3852 Watch the owl one!
@@BKPrice The dying owl and Chris Rea cracking an egg in Bob's bath were both lies, but hardly any less believable than a lot of his true stories.
The production staff must have so much fun interviewing Bob to come up with statements for the cards.
"They're long and thin - slip right in" - the greatest line in the history of EVERYTHING.
'Ah shit, here we go again.'
~David Mitchell, probably
"Mother of god, no" I think is the correct quote from that one episode.
Yes...need Bob,Lee Mack and Miriam Margolis opposite Dave his head would just pop,haha
“You picked the wrong liar, fool!”
- Bob
Yawn.
@@dragonsdynamite6403 you tired?
Bob Mortimer.... living rent free in David Mitchell's head for 10 years now.
On the contrary, David would definitely say he’s paying taxes
@@Desh681oh you’re good 😂
0:12 David laughing after realizing the predicament he’s in, and going “Oh, God!” is a great way for this compilation to start, especially for those of us who’s seen many of David v Mortimor WILTY clips!
“The moon hadn’t been attached to mains power” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I LOST IT at that one!!!
Dont know too many famous Brits over here in Texas, but Bob Mortimer I know and love as a treasure! I'm so grateful we get to watch these clips over and over and over and they never get old.
That guy has had one hell of a life.
He had a hell of a busy mid-teens.
“I can end it quick if you want?
“Is that what you said to her?!”
Lee Mack is a master class in quick one liners to Bob’s master class in story telling.
Everytime I watch compilations of Bob's tales on WILTY the more I am convinced he's actually a Discworld character who got displaced to Earth. 😂
Apparently Mr.Bean doesn't descent to Earth alone that day!
"I am NOT okay." --David Mitchell 🤣
Even tho I know there is no doubt that I have seen every clip in this compilation many, many times. I am going to enjoy it just as much as if I had never seen it before. Bob is a legend.
Surely,not the first one which seems a mystery. lol
I’ve watched Bob Mortimer’s clips so many times and they never get old 😂
I could listen to his stories all day, they always make me smile
12:12 "Go on do it to me" -David Mitchell
How utterly _broken_ he sounded when he said it.
Bob has genuinely broke David and I’m here for it
* broken *.
@@ThatCoalSoul Both are acceptable.
@@freqeist no they aren't you fkin idiot
@@freqeist past participles- learn them and better yourself, fast.
@@butmay1893 Adverbs. Learn them, and better yourself, quickly.
I love that Bob giggles like a little boy.
"We do beg your pardon, we are in your garden. " Theft and Shrubbery sounds like it would have been fun as hell.
"I hope that's all the information you need." 🤣🤣
"A sniper's dream they called him."🤣🤣🤣
I adore Bob!!
There are few people more adorable and hilarious than Bob Mortimer! And David Mitchell is a totally defeated treasure. Heck, I love all the regulars on this show. 😘🤩😘
One of my favorite things about this and other British Panel shows is that I LOVE seeing when one person genuinely makes the other person crack up. The number of times I have legitimately rewound the part around 33:53 is countless, at this point. David's genuine mirth at Bob's joke never fails to put a smile on my face.
I didn't realize this before, but now having watched these Bob segments hundreds of times, it seems Bob and his friends were playing Theft and Shrubbery when they visited the Witch's house. They were about to say "We do beg your pardon" when suddenly they see the tiny horse through the window.
I thought I had seen all the WILTY fabulous Bob appearances, but there were a couple of new ones in here, thank you!
“Remember, remember the 5th of November, light up the sky with Standard Fireworks.” A well known advert at the time so I knew there was a ring of truth about Bob’s story 😅
I will be doing so tomorrow!!
Best Bob Mortimer collection so far, but how did I never see that first one from the Covid era?
Strap in, David!
Bob is a king of storytelling.
I find myself imagining Bob telling his children bedtime stories when they were young! Stories just off the top of his head, funny, ridiculous stories. Or greatly elaborating while reading childrens stories! 😆😉
@@karinbarger9192oh man, to be a fly on the wall of that house listening to his bedtime stories lol. He should write a book of them. Actually, he should just write all the books. Ever. Full stop 😂
I've gotta say, I've watched Bob Mortimer's WILTY clips enough times to memorize most of them...
I appreciate his ability to tell stories and entertain the people around him more now than before somehow. He's such a gem.
One of my favorite things about how he tells his stories is that, particularly when he’s telling the truth, he always says/does these little things that make it seem like he’s having a hard time pulling off the lie. Whether it’s because of David having way too good a question and he’ll kind of stumble over the answer, or he’ll pick the card back up halfway into the questioning to “double check” what he’s supposed to be talking about, shit like that. With almost anyone else, it would be a genuine response because it is in fact a lie, but NOPE. Bob does it on purpose whether it’s true or not, and he does it SO. DAMN. WELL!! He’s a freaking genius
"Well we put a bit of urine on it, David" 🤣🤣 😂lmao...the absurdity of Bob is hilarious to no end.
David Mitchell is pure comedy gold. A genius.
Always a good day when a new Bob Mortimer WILTY clip VT pops up.
The way Bob covers his face with his hands when he’s laughing at his own story.
I mean, I've seen all of these about 47 thousand times.... I never tire! 😂
I absolutely find Bob Mortimer’s sense of humor absolutely hilarious and wonderful if I need cheering up I search for bob
Bob is just the best WILTY guest ever... What a life and his ability to make the whole crew laugh is simply ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
“Sniper’s dream” gets me every time.
"As we all know, Lee, witches hate gardening, wizards hate plumbing."
What do sorceresses and warlocks hate?
Plastering and electrical wiring respectively
I bet he's a fantastic grandpa/uncle! The stories always sound so plausible. And, as always runs through David's mind, he has had an interesting life.
The existence of Bob Mortimer is a gift to the world. "If they had used their boots... " Just one serious coffee-choking hazard moment among many.
The chemistry between david and bob is so excellent.
This video is less about Bob and more about David's slipping sanity, lol.
Thank you so very much for uploading this compilation. After the year Bob had, so many issues with his health, we never know how many more times Bob will be on the panel. These are priceless.
I don’t think I knew about issues with his health, and now I’m sad. I don’t even wanna google it because I don’t want to find out something terrible and be sad. I will definitely cry when he dies, I cried when Sean Lock died
I love David being driven crazy and Lee sitting back and watching the ride.
A rabbits tear in a petrol spill, genius😂
Bob’s different similes for his distant memories is just absolutely hilarious. “They’re like fingerprints on an abandoned handrail” 😂 “it’s like picking pollen off a mouse’s handkerchief” just genuinely hilarious
This illustrates the Holmes Fallacy like nothing else.
I don't believe in crystal skulls, but I'm compelled to believe in the healing power of Bob Mortimer.
I think that the overnight marathon to sleep during a film may have been the story which broke David 😂
Bob is a surreal genius, a real funny man. Loved him for decades
The first one 🤣🤣🤣
David losing his marbles almost with the story being the truth…
I’m living for Bobs ridiculous stories ending up to be the truth and David’s reactions of them being true 👍🏼🙌🏼👏🏼🤣🤣🤣
And even more when they wind up David a bit more just for fun 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for the almost hour full of Bobs entertaining stories of truth or sometimes lies 👏🏼🥰
The best thing about bob stories is I have many of the same from my childhood. I think video games have deprived kids of so much random fun.
I watch these episodeson a regular basis because Bob makes me laugh every time I watch him, his delivery is so very funny.
Love the dynamic between Bob and David. Its Chaos vs order.
I have watched, and paid close attention to, all of these tidbits at least 10 times. Like a shaman around a fire, Bob draws me right in for a repeat.
David's mini breakdown at the end of Bobs first was hilarious.
Nothing makes me happier than seeing Bob’s face in here.
About a month ago I clicked on one of these videos with Bob in it. I laughed at the original screenings, and despite seeing them all before I kept on viewing from video to video. l laughed again, a lot. The whole day just flew by and I got reprimanded for not mowing the lawn. Thanks Bob, it was worth it.
I have never cried with laughter so much, Bob Mortimer is the genius of British comedy! 😂👌
Bob kills me with laughter. Dismantling David is a crack, but David takes it well, laughs his head off. Lee throws in whatever comes to mind with quick wit. 😂😂😂😂😅😅😊😊
Love you Bob Mortimer! Take our love and appreciation from Bangladesh!
The defeated quaver in David's voice as he says "do it to me" kills me
Snipers dream is one of my favourite expressions.
I'm old enough to remember "Standard Fireworks" they were one of the big makes back in the day along with "Wells" and "Brocks" .
I could listen to Bob for hours, a lot of these stories crop up in his book which is a brilliant read
Ingrid in Cape Town South Africa... totally LOVE Bob Lee and David's superquick humour
Lots of celebrities are dubbed ‘national treasure’ but Bob Mortimer is the best my a long mile!
I'm addicted to Bob's stories. I think I need help! If I've had a challenging day Bob can always cheer me up with his brilliant stories. I think I've heard each story a hundred times but I never tire of them.
Same. The whole show rather, i always watch it when im feeling sad or depressed. 😊
Bob is the best. I hope he's on the next season.
6:34 - The gas canisters came into it because that’s why he cut off the kiss due to the impending danger. Which then set off cougar woman. Which then prompted the fleeing long walk journey to Newcastle to see Tommy by The Who.
New Bob Mortimer clips that I'll watch 20 times over? Yes!
The first clip shows a new kind of Mortimer storytelling: throw us off with a lot of unbelievable but superfluous details and then offer up an ending just anti-climactic enough to be perfectly plausible. This should drive David ever more crazy. (Also, BTW, David was the only one who thought to make a pun out of "still" in Still Barry. Not even Lee thought of that.)
Bob Mortimer´s stories, true or not, is freakin´ brilliant!! 😁... 👍
The resigned "go on, do it to me" gets me every time.
And the following rant is fantastic
Watching Bob is one of life's greatest joys
Lee's quips are just gold. How does he come up with this.
My favorite part of these is Bob's genuine enthusiasm when David breaks his story down in the most serious, textbook manner. He's so giddy that David gets the logic
Oh my dogness can you imagine living with Bob? Never a dull moment I'm sure!
I reckon David Mitchell walks around in and out of shops just staring straight ahead saying Bob mortimer.
A1 was the film with Jude Law. The Will Smith film Lee's thinking of is 1, Robot.
1 much prefer 1 Am Legend.
My favourite song is “1 of the Tiger”.
Jeez if you ever want cheering up I beg you to watch this man’s tales. They are magnificent.