Bob Mortimer: Local Legend | Would I Lie To You?
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- Опубликовано: 16 апр 2024
- Here's a collection of Would I Lie to You? tales where Bob Mortimer has proved to be a local nuisance!
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The dismantling of David Mitchell's sanity by Bob is the best side plot in British tv history
SIDE plot? It's the main reason I watch British panel shows!! It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen! I swear if I ever meet Bob Mortimer, I'll find a way to be his guest on WILTY for the "this is my..." segment so we can drive David crazy! It is one of my favorite things in life!
The best side plot in British tv history is Mr. Beans car driving/parking but Bob might be 2nd.
This and the carrot in the box saga are the funniest shit on panel shows 🤣
It's hardly Blackadder is it
its a thing of beauty
I see Bob Mortimer, I click
His stories are so well told and absurd that you never know because so many turn out to be true
Me too, even if I've seen it..
He's been about a bit, Bob
Same here. I don’t care how many times I’ve seen it.
Same here!!! 😂
I'd never seen the first one! It's like discovering there's another Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy book!
S16E06. Broadcast February 10th 2023. (Recorded 17th March 2022.) Series 17 saw the return of the big desks.
Have you read 'And Another Thing...' or listened to 'The Hexagonal Phase'? I quite liked the radio adaptation. It's easier, with radio adaptations, to get past certain realities caused by the advancement of time.
Me neither!! I can’t believe there was a Bob story I missed - loved David at the end I AM NOT OK 😂
Same 😂
@@Mr_Grimbley definitely was before series 16 the first one
@@samanthalawton6972And your source is?
I was really waiting for Bob to say "this is Steve, his last name is Bytheway."
Ah man that would have been fantastic!
Ah yes, the Bytheway clan. Of course…
This is Steve bytheway, and his dad arrested us when we were searching for the gulfstream. In Castle Douglas.
I've actually met someone with Bytheway as a last name. Instantly thought of mortimer, had to refrain from quoting him
Bytheway as in incidentally
I love that Bob is always on Lee’s team purely to torture David Mitchell 😂
I noticed that too! So hilarious, I love it when Bob is on.
After the first couple episodes I saw with Bob when I realized he was on Lee’s team each time, I wondered if they decided to keep it that way because of the hilarity that ensues when he’s pitted against David. I really, REALLY hope that that’s true too because it definitely makes it funnier 😂 any other recurring guests typically alternate teams even if only one or two times… but nope, Bob is against David eeeeevery time, and it’s genuinely funnier and funnier each time. I love how after a while David starts explaining to any new team members how they need to be careful with Bob’s stories and he cautions them and everything, to the point that the new guests get equally ramped up with David 😂
"I won his appendix in a bet" is the most Bob Mortimer sentence ever, which is saying something after what Bob has said before
The unsung heroes are the ones who wrote Bob's lies like that one and the Chris Rea egg in the bath. They sound so on-brand for Bob.
Or rhod's
@@akshaychopra996Seriously, after the Nissan Micra tapas fiasco I’ll never look at Rhod the same way again.😂
@@ragnarokangaroothe egg in the bath is one of my favorites because it’s the first one I saw (maybe the first one in general) where David guessed true and it actually wasn’t, and then David LOST. HIS. SHIT 🤣🤣 “OF COURSE!! OF COURSE IT ISN’T TRUE!” If I remember right they even get into whether or not to judge the truth of it by the albumin 😂😂😂
I’m here from Brazil to say Bob’s legendary status has reached far beyond English-speaking territories. For better or worse.
Let's admit it... For better! For much much better!!
He's absolutely brilliant!
Eu também! Eu assisto esses vídeos dele toda vez que aparecem e escuto as histórias todas de novo kkkkkkkkkk
God bless Brazil. I love piracy 🥰
@@Splozyhow is watching it on an official youtube channel piracy 😭
@@muaddibby Brazil has a strong piracy scene
“It’s like picking bits of pollen off a mouse’s handkerchief “ Shakespeare’s got nothing on that line 😂😂.
"They're like fingerprints on an abandoned handrail"
@@leonjfordThat one actually makes beautiful sense. It’s genuinely poetic.
The pollen on a mouse’s handkerchief is pure madness. Still poetry, mind you, but unhinged and glorious.
@@leonjford It's one of those sayings that has stuck with me for all these years. It's pure poetry.
@@leonjfordif I remember right, that’s the line that made David mock him for something like, “even while he waxes poetic there’s still a part of his brain inventing the lie” or something, and Bob’s reaction is so funny that you actually think David may be right about it. But he’s not 😂
Putting Bob opposite David and not Lee was a series defining decision. Brilliant.
Show*
@@saffsuff some countries use series for the entirety, rather than individual seasons/series
@@felicitymorris5548 I stand corrected
Bob confusing AI with A1 is my new favourite thing.
And then Lee confusing the film AI with I, Robot!
You know, the sentient steak sauce.
@@wadsee1111 Oh, do you reckon that's what it was? Makes sense. I was just pretty sure that Will Smith wasn't in AI :P
I also really loved Rob’s reaction to it 🤣
'Ah shit, here we go again.'
~David Mitchell, probably
"Mother of god, no" I think is the correct quote from that one episode.
Yes...need Bob,Lee Mack and Miriam Margolis opposite Dave his head would just pop,haha
“You picked the wrong liar, fool!”
- Bob
The Bob Mortimer Supercut really needs to be edited in chronological order. I want an hour of Mortimerian tales with David Mitchell slowly unraveling as opposed to this one where he's at his most broken and we slowly see him become mentally well.
Start compiling now and post as soon as you're done.
there is one. Mortimillial Tales or something like that
@@gsuk28yeah, there’s a part one and a part two-BUT, they are both pretty old by now and there should be a third maybe even a fourth at this point because he’s probably the most frequent returning guest. Also, I don’t think those complications are in chronological order, but I could be wrong.
@@datgrrl5698I like this idea and I will happily wait for this video to be posted
Gary Cheeseman, aka 'Sniper's Dream.' You know it's coming because you've watched this clip a dozen times, but it's still hilarious.
Legend!!
I think whenever Bob comes in the writers say, "Let's not bother making anything up for him, just let him tell us a few dozen stories we can add."
right, I wonder if he ever told a lie?
@@mikiivancsics3852 A few of his stories have been lies. They're typically way more straightforward an believable than his true stories, but he's been caught out when he's tried to make up some detail when the opposing team has an expert on that subject.
I think they use his stories to make up lies for other participants
@@mikiivancsics3852 Watch the owl one!
@@BKPrice The dying owl and Chris Rea cracking an egg in Bob's bath were both lies, but hardly any less believable than a lot of his true stories.
In all the years of watching Bob on WILTT and all the clips in YT, I have never seen that first one! It was like a hilarious unicorn popped up to cheer up my day/week/year
Me too!
Thirded
Birthday present for me!
And me! Such a happy moment 😂😂🎉🎉❤!
Love him or hate him (though why would you?), but everyone has to agree: the man has lived not just survived and has stories to tell.
U can only hate Bob Mortimer if you're on the panel and have to tell a lie.
“Local legend?” Even here in the states I consider him and his stories LEGENDARY!
Same. I think Galactic Legend would be about right. Based on the speed of light, perhaps they meant 'local' as in local star clusters? ;-) His legendary status expands as radio waves propagate into space!
Same here, Poland.
Well, USA feels pretty relaxed in other countries backyard. That is probably why. If you enter without invitation, you can say you are a local there. Most of us feel like you are some guy sleeping in our flat but is too strong to kick him out. And he is the police at the same time. And worst thing off all is that it's the USA police.
@@n.v.9000 Wow
@@MOO67204 it's a joke.
I can't believe there were three Bob stories I'd never seen. It's better than finding $50 down the back of the sofa. I watch his clips over and over.
One of the things I love about Bob is his generosity. When Lee or David makes a quip he loves it and laughs so naturally. It's a lovely characteristic.
He's a lovely man 😊
Here, the "Big 3" do,ashwell but comedians, rarely, laugh at other jokes for a variety of reasons.
Bob Monkhouse of The "Million Jokes" Book" used to say, very stone-faced and genuinely serious, not Deadpan, "THAT was funny"...
Bob Mortimer.... living rent free in David Mitchell's head for 10 years now.
On the contrary, David would definitely say he’s paying taxes
@@Desh681oh you’re good 😂
I love the series arc of Bob being the only person who's been able to defy David's realms of sanity and logic. He's essentially David's kryptonite. 😂
I've lost count how many times I've watched these. I see Bob Mortimer and I click. The man's a national treasure
Bob has genuinely broke David and I’m here for it
* broken *.
@@ThatCoalSoul Both are acceptable.
@@freqeist no they aren't you fkin idiot
@@freqeist past participles- learn them and better yourself, fast.
@@butmay1893 Adverbs. Learn them, and better yourself, quickly.
12:12 "Go on do it to me" -David Mitchell
How utterly _broken_ he sounded when he said it.
“Witches hate gardening, wizards hate plumbing. So we knew it was a female residence” Bob Mortimer is so incredible, he’s one of the funniest humans in the world. All the while he’s telling everyone the truth with these unbelievable lines
He always speaks how Douglas Adam's writes
@@i_live_under_a_bridge3454OMG YES! I’ve never thought of it that way before but you are SO RIGHT, haha! Good comparison there!!
"Like fingerprints on an abandoned handrail" is so good I can't even.
The production staff must have so much fun interviewing Bob to come up with statements for the cards.
This video is less about Bob and more about David's slipping sanity, lol.
A rabbits tear in a petrol spill, genius😂
"Gary Cheeseman was a big lad, a very big head, a sniper's dream they used to call him" is the funniest thing ive EVER heard. I replay this bit everytime
I'm waiting for an episode when bob reads out his card, and David just takes out a coin to flip and says heads it's true, tails it's a lie
It'd land on the edge five times in a row.
@@poilboilerLee would give David one of those sneakily weighted coins 😂
“Remember, remember the 5th of November, light up the sky with Standard Fireworks.” A well known advert at the time so I knew there was a ring of truth about Bob’s story 😅
"I hope that's all the information you need." 🤣🤣
"A sniper's dream they called him."🤣🤣🤣
I adore Bob!!
That guy has had one hell of a life.
He had a hell of a busy mid-teens.
"I am NOT okay." --David Mitchell 🤣
Always a good day when a new Bob Mortimer WILTY clip VT pops up.
Everytime I watch compilations of Bob's tales on WILTY the more I am convinced he's actually a Discworld character who got displaced to Earth. 😂
The first clip shows a new kind of Mortimer storytelling: throw us off with a lot of unbelievable but superfluous details and then offer up an ending just anti-climactic enough to be perfectly plausible. This should drive David ever more crazy. (Also, BTW, David was the only one who thought to make a pun out of "still" in Still Barry. Not even Lee thought of that.)
Best Bob Mortimer collection so far, but how did I never see that first one from the Covid era?
Strap in, David!
"Witches hate gardens, wizards hate plumbing."
Even tho I know there is no doubt that I have seen every clip in this compilation many, many times. I am going to enjoy it just as much as if I had never seen it before. Bob is a legend.
Surely,not the first one which seems a mystery. lol
Bob is a king of storytelling.
I find myself imagining Bob telling his children bedtime stories when they were young! Stories just off the top of his head, funny, ridiculous stories. Or greatly elaborating while reading childrens stories! 😆😉
@@karinbarger9192oh man, to be a fly on the wall of that house listening to his bedtime stories lol. He should write a book of them. Actually, he should just write all the books. Ever. Full stop 😂
I think that the overnight marathon to sleep during a film may have been the story which broke David 😂
I love how Lee is on the team as Bob yet he can not stop commenting on Bob's stories 😂😂
Just heard this incredible new story from Bob the first time.....He just lived a different life from anyone else on this planet thus far, and hopefully continue to do so into the future too, and regale us with his story telling. The only person I have come across whose fantasy meets reality ...
I've gotta say, I've watched Bob Mortimer's WILTY clips enough times to memorize most of them...
I appreciate his ability to tell stories and entertain the people around him more now than before somehow. He's such a gem.
One of my favorite things about how he tells his stories is that, particularly when he’s telling the truth, he always says/does these little things that make it seem like he’s having a hard time pulling off the lie. Whether it’s because of David having way too good a question and he’ll kind of stumble over the answer, or he’ll pick the card back up halfway into the questioning to “double check” what he’s supposed to be talking about, shit like that. With almost anyone else, it would be a genuine response because it is in fact a lie, but NOPE. Bob does it on purpose whether it’s true or not, and he does it SO. DAMN. WELL!! He’s a freaking genius
I’ve watched Bob Mortimer’s clips so many times and they never get old 😂
I could listen to his stories all day, they always make me smile
I thought I had seen all the WILTY fabulous Bob appearances, but there were a couple of new ones in here, thank you!
I bet he's a fantastic grandpa/uncle! The stories always sound so plausible. And, as always runs through David's mind, he has had an interesting life.
The chemistry between david and bob is so excellent.
The way Bob covers his face with his hands when he’s laughing at his own story.
32:21 How I wish the physicist guy was there when Bob described the degree of an angle with "quack" vs "fox".
Bob is the best. I hope he's on the next season.
That man is a legend 😂😂😂
David's mini breakdown at the end of Bobs first was hilarious.
If Bob Mortimer wrote a book of his life experiences it would be a best seller!
In 2021, he released his autobiography called "And Away..." He reads the audiobook as well! And yes, it was a best seller.
@@laurareuther3743SHUT THE DOOR! I had no idea!!! Well I know what I’ll be downloading to my Kindle on payday lol thanks for this! I thought I’d previously looked up whether he’d written anything like that and came up blank, but maybe I searched before it came out. I can’t wait to read it lol
@@laurareuther3743one of my favourite audiobooks! You can hear him making himself laugh and trying not to, plus there's some WILTY chapters!
The first one 🤣🤣🤣
David losing his marbles almost with the story being the truth…
I’m living for Bobs ridiculous stories ending up to be the truth and David’s reactions of them being true 👍🏼🙌🏼👏🏼🤣🤣🤣
And even more when they wind up David a bit more just for fun 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for the almost hour full of Bobs entertaining stories of truth or sometimes lies 👏🏼🥰
I want Bob Mortimer to know that I have been watching him from Bangladesh for the past 14-15 years and I absolutely love him!
Much love to Bangladesh, from wales. 🙏
“The moon hadn’t been attached to mains power” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I LOST IT at that one!!!
Hahahaha the "we put a bit of urine on it" joke always catches me off-guard when I rewatch these ahahaha its such an insane side-note
thats my favourite part
33:52 for reference
😂😂😂😂😂
The resigned "go on, do it to me" gets me every time.
And the following rant is fantastic
David's eyebags get more visible as the interaction with Bob gets longer
I NOTICED IT TOO!🤣
He has an utterly and brilliantly bonkers mind! 😂
Nothing makes me happier than seeing Bob’s face in here.
Now that we've heard about Harry Harriman (?) more than once on this show - I really want them to bring him on the show as a special guest 😅
When people ask who you’d like to have dinner with if you can pick anyone alive, Bob is my first choice. (And I’m an American!)
Agreed good taste
Him, David, and Greg Davies-and I’d have a VERY hard time choosing only one out of them if I had to lol.
Also Sean Lock if he were still around 😔💔
Bob Mortimer´s stories, true or not, is freakin´ brilliant!! 😁... 👍
6:34 - The gas canisters came into it because that’s why he cut off the kiss due to the impending danger. Which then set off cougar woman. Which then prompted the fleeing long walk journey to Newcastle to see Tommy by The Who.
I googled the cockroach king and it's definitely true 😭🤣
I love that Bob giggles like a little boy.
Love the dynamic between Bob and David. Its Chaos vs order.
Pork Chop Johnson wasn't there I'm shocked,haha
He didn't realise it was a heist. He thought it was a work evet.
“Sniper’s dream” gets me every time.
David Mitchell is pure comedy gold. A genius.
0:12 David laughing after realizing the predicament he’s in, and going “Oh, God!” is a great way for this compilation to start, especially for those of us who’s seen many of David v Mortimor WILTY clips!
A1 was the film with Jude Law. The Will Smith film Lee's thinking of is 1, Robot.
1 much prefer 1 Am Legend.
My favourite song is “1 of the Tiger”.
There were a few here that I had not seen before! Thank you!
"Like trying to locate a rabbit's tear in a petrol spill...Not easy." Standard as a firework comment from Bob Mortimer. e.g. "They've not used Fuji..." 🤣😂
Many years ago I was a manager in a tech store in Kent and Jim Moir [Vic Reeves] and Bob came into the shop. Both were in bouyant mood and Bob was kettle buying. He handed over his credit card. My administrator asked him the name on the card [there was a bit of a security issue going round] and he replied in a quiet but serious tone, "Mr Robert Mortimer." Everybody burst out laughing. He didn't find it funny at all [and why should he?], but he looked around and Jim was giggling and people were leaning against counters and shelves or doubled over. Eventually he giggled too. Then he looked back at the administrator, and she had kept her straight face until his wide grin sent her over the top too. NIce memory.
I watch these episodeson a regular basis because Bob makes me laugh every time I watch him, his delivery is so very funny.
Bob is a surreal genius, a real funny man. Loved him for decades
This illustrates the Holmes Fallacy like nothing else.
I don't believe in crystal skulls, but I'm compelled to believe in the healing power of Bob Mortimer.
I was at the dentist this week getting a filling and I was laid back wondering whether Bob would do a better job than my dentist… 🤣🤣🤣
I get such mandela effect vibes from watching bob, I suspect he might be an interdimensional traveler. Feels like the truths and the lies get switched around with every rewatch i do of these 😂
"strap in David" LOL
New Bob Mortimer clips that I'll watch 20 times over? Yes!
Bob tells more fantastical stories that are true than anyone else on this show.
I mean, I've seen all of these about 47 thousand times.... I never tire! 😂
Thank you so very much for uploading this compilation. After the year Bob had, so many issues with his health, we never know how many more times Bob will be on the panel. These are priceless.
I don’t think I knew about issues with his health, and now I’m sad. I don’t even wanna google it because I don’t want to find out something terrible and be sad. I will definitely cry when he dies, I cried when Sean Lock died
Bob Mortimer - an absolutely unique being, born to entertain
Thank you, was watching a load of Bob over the weekend and was hoping for an up-to-date montage. Perfect.
"Light up the sky with Standard Fireworks!"
Fingerprints on an abandoned handrail 😂
I remember Standard Fireworks so I believed him but the story just gets better every time I hear it. Also had mates with bizarre names that today would probably be called abusive. How times have and humour have changed.
"Was you out dancin' ravin' before the decision was made"
Fingerprints on an abandoned handrail😂love him
Bob is the best guest on WILTY by far.
What an amazing life Bob Mortimer's had! How does he still have so many ridiculous stories that are actually true?
I honestly wish I had Bob's life, it's absolutely incredible!
I'm very happy because in spite of consuming this show for YEARS I had never heard that first story from Bob :D