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  • Опубликовано: 5 май 2024
  • A mega collection of classroom-themed tales.
    Would I Lie to You? is the hit BBC panel show where two teams of celebrity guests try to figure out whether their opponent's ridiculously far-fetched statements about themselves are true or, in fact, a lie.
    Featuring inimitable host Rob Brydon with lightning-quick team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack.
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    Would I Lie to You? is brought to you by Banjiay Rights in partnership with Zeppotron and the BBC.
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  • @Maikoh-ud4eu
    @Maikoh-ud4eu Месяц назад +117

    “Do you believe people can have beef on site?” gets me everytime. Every single clip I’ll happily rewatch 💃🏽

    • @LoneKharnivore
      @LoneKharnivore Месяц назад +14

      *sight

    • @Maikoh-ud4eu
      @Maikoh-ud4eu 27 дней назад +1

      @@LoneKharnivore I interpreted it as ‘site’ like area/place, but thank you for taking the time to clarify 😅

    • @tobymortimer13
      @tobymortimer13 18 дней назад

      @@Maikoh-ud4eu i think you're right, pretty sure it is site. Common way of referring to a school area so i assume so

    • @Jivvi
      @Jivvi 5 дней назад

      ​@@tobymortimer13 He rephrases "Me and him had beef on sight," as "As soon as we locked eyes I knew there was going to be an issue." Definitely sight.

    • @tobymortimer13
      @tobymortimer13 3 дня назад

      @@Jivvi ah, ig i stand corrected

  • @freyaa6209
    @freyaa6209 Месяц назад +212

    Have I watched all these clips at least 30 times? Yes. Will I watch the whole of a new 2 and half hour compilation of them again? Also yes. Can’t get enough of this show 😂❤

    • @rolandvirag8522
      @rolandvirag8522 Месяц назад +7

      damn right you are

    • @glenn1534
      @glenn1534 25 дней назад +5

      ...and yes I'll still laugh at most of the jokes I've heard 30 times before 😅

    • @GAGL.Evolution
      @GAGL.Evolution 24 дня назад

      @freyaa6209
      Welcome to the enlightened ❤❤❤

    • @angleruk3190
      @angleruk3190 20 дней назад +2

      I've seen some more than thirty times 😂 I put it on when I'm driving and let em roll 😅

    • @user-ub8gy1ue4g
      @user-ub8gy1ue4g 17 дней назад +1

      Watched like hundred times , can’t get enough of

  • @zainabnasiru4642
    @zainabnasiru4642 Месяц назад +55

    The pied piper of literacy will never not make me laugh

  • @stewartmoore5158
    @stewartmoore5158 Месяц назад +43

    His quote was pretty much bang on, why did they think it was a misquote? They rip on him and he was right 😂

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 13 дней назад +1

      Yes decently close ,but its a quote about corruption😂

    • @Jivvi
      @Jivvi 5 дней назад +1

      I was thinking the same thing. I reckon they just hadn't heard that quote, and thought he meant a different one.

  • @denisegreene8441
    @denisegreene8441 26 дней назад +47

    As an adult i understand i have OCD tendencies but as a kid i was just the kid in class that was super organized. I actually had a guy come up to me in class and he offered to pay me to organize his desk drawer. Once a week we would get marks on how tidy and organized our desks were. He was desperate to get some extra points. Anyway.. i did it and he won. He came in to " review " everything so he knew where everything was and when the teacher tested him on how fast he could find the correct subject notebook he passed. He paid me for the rest of the yr to do it and by the end of the yr he had actually become very tidy / organized on his own. We were in a split grade class ( grades 6 & 7) so he then went on to highschool a yr ahead of me. When i went on to highschool he came up to me and thanked me for helping him so much. He was popular, i was not. The simple fact of him talking to me in the hallways stopped the other "popular kids" from picking on me. Every good deed should be paid forward.

    • @GAGL.Evolution
      @GAGL.Evolution 18 дней назад +1

      @denisegreene8441
      You've got yourself the outline of a script on your hands.😊👍🏅

  • @UltimateTopXOfficial
    @UltimateTopXOfficial Месяц назад +45

    The "Die a hero..." quote was accurate.

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose 26 дней назад

      Yeah if you're some kind of comic book guy.

    • @rooty
      @rooty 20 дней назад +5

      ​@@BenjaminGooseit's from a giant blockbuster movie

    • @rhodarivera3148
      @rhodarivera3148 19 дней назад

      🕸️🦸‍♂️

    • @joedwyer3297
      @joedwyer3297 7 дней назад

      ​@@rootyno its not its from batman

    • @rooty
      @rooty 7 дней назад

      @@joedwyer3297 which grossed a billion dollars

  • @JustJoshing..
    @JustJoshing.. Месяц назад +61

    Greg and Lee's interaction about Greg being a teacher is one of my favourite bits on this show...

  • @udayshankarr2327
    @udayshankarr2327 Месяц назад +58

    Pied piper of literacy 😂😂😂

  • @mavenfrankeus7287
    @mavenfrankeus7287 Месяц назад +28

    When I'm at the retirement home or lying at home in my later years I will have Bob Mortimer on every day talking about the Hand Lion...

  • @invincibleajay
    @invincibleajay Месяц назад +49

    So heart warming to see Robert lost for words seeing his childhood crush. Bless him!

    • @RoganBits
      @RoganBits 21 день назад

      no. That was creepy as hell.

  • @1JOE4U
    @1JOE4U Месяц назад +42

    the american useage of "rubber" changes the story and reaction drastically

    • @BigBoiCannon
      @BigBoiCannon 27 дней назад +2

      yes exactly, i was so confused as to why no one was making a joke about it

    • @theo1856
      @theo1856 25 дней назад

      like a condom

  • @jordanalexander4215
    @jordanalexander4215 Месяц назад +39

    The lie about Greg’s mate Gavin and the creme egg is hilarious because I had a teacher called Gavin who is best mates with Greg Davies. I could totally picture it 🤣

    • @Maikoh-ud4eu
      @Maikoh-ud4eu Месяц назад +21

      I’m pretty sure he was picturing your teacher in this story hence he was able to see it so clearly in his head 🤣

    • @pamflux9587
      @pamflux9587 Месяц назад +6

      Yeah that one got me because I knew he hadn’t made Gavin up

    • @benjones8594
      @benjones8594 25 дней назад

      @@pamflux9587The best lies are hidden in truths

  • @drivethru6155
    @drivethru6155 Месяц назад +22

    That one with Miles is one of the best segments ever in WILTY, I'll never get tired of it even after seeing it at least 30 times

  • @ronnythu6328
    @ronnythu6328 Месяц назад +20

    Vegetables!! 😂😂

  • @lloydnyako6060
    @lloydnyako6060 5 дней назад +1

    Filly explaining what Big up means to Lee is so hilarious to me. My two different content worlds collide

  • @ykskes2561
    @ykskes2561 27 дней назад +8

    We went to Paris with school and when it was time to go from the Eiffel Tower area back to the hotel we had a head count in the bus… yup everyone was there according to the teacher and went off to our hotel… this was about 6:30 pm… back in the hotel everything was al fun and great until one of the classmates asked if we’d seen “boys name” ( can’t remember his name ) lately, because he was not in his room or anywhere to be found… this was about 11:30pm when we found out 🤣🫣
    Teachers in full panic mode going onto searching the boy and went back to where we last seen him at the Eiffel Tower and luckily he was clever enough to hang around and waited to be eventually picked up 😅 poor sod 😅🤣

  • @daisy4866
    @daisy4866 11 дней назад +1

    Oh thank you so much for showing this. I get the feeling there was quite a rescue job with the actual film which made it even more special. ❤

  • @Manatee724
    @Manatee724 Месяц назад +4

    I love Judge Rinder. He just seems like a wholesome and fun dude.

  • @RachelHarvey-do2ds
    @RachelHarvey-do2ds 20 дней назад +3

    Snorkel parka music practice room will never not make me laugh 😂

  • @c_a_l_l_a_n
    @c_a_l_l_a_n 18 дней назад +2

    As an American... The Cleaning Rubbers section was extra funny 😅

  • @yaniquedickson8276
    @yaniquedickson8276 10 часов назад

    1:57 when Filly said big up craig and tashaun and then Lee said "big up craig" 🤣🤣🤣. I wonder was he asking if the dudes name is big up craid?

  • @RukhsarSanjaree
    @RukhsarSanjaree 26 дней назад +1

    I love the bit where Ian was the guest and it was obviously Carol because Lee and David were so invested in each other's lies 😅

  • @daniellemurphy9755
    @daniellemurphy9755 16 дней назад +2

    LMAO, I'm an American and one of the nicknames for a condom is a rubber so i had to listen to the story for a few mins like this 🤨🤔 because surely he wasn't talking about rubbers as in condoms...

  • @dropzoneau8632
    @dropzoneau8632 9 дней назад +1

    This show rocks!! No other words needed.

  • @greenie2390
    @greenie2390 Месяц назад +5

    Ohhh! Good for Lee at about 1:46:00 as that was such a catty comment that one lady said to the Caprisun mom.

  • @GingerCC-he8be
    @GingerCC-he8be 19 дней назад +1

    One more watch and I will be able to recite each clip from memory, yet I still laugh😂

  • @willhunt6897
    @willhunt6897 13 дней назад

    I’ve seen sooo many WILTY comps at this point in which many of these clips have appeared, but this might be one of the best themes for a compilation I’ve seen! Hilarious 😂

  • @NotDone-bt2hz
    @NotDone-bt2hz 21 день назад

    I love this guy's smile!❤

  • @vickywitton1008
    @vickywitton1008 14 дней назад +1

    I used to do plastic work at school. I think it was short lived!

  • @amandainsa1048
    @amandainsa1048 13 дней назад

    Greg Davies' "UhVEGtabuls"/Field Trip Anecdote
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @trevorwaters4591
    @trevorwaters4591 Месяц назад +1

    Great! Thx.

  • @peaceman97amd97
    @peaceman97amd97 24 дня назад +1

    Lee trolling David on his middle class status gets me all the time

  • @user-nf7tt2uo1r
    @user-nf7tt2uo1r 25 дней назад +1

    Wow! The editors are as brilliant as the comedians! All the fat is trimmed and nothing but comedy gold!

  • @angleruk3190
    @angleruk3190 20 дней назад +1

    We've all been Bafter nominated 😅

  • @RinZ3993
    @RinZ3993 20 дней назад

    With the first one about the goalie falling asleep they should've gone: it's true but he just doesn't remember cuz he was asleep 😂

  • @roderos
    @roderos 16 дней назад

    Took me a while he was talking about an eraser, I was thinking something else😂

  • @thavith
    @thavith 24 дня назад +1

    Vegetables... Best one for me

  • @kribz4576
    @kribz4576 Месяц назад +1

    That chris is hilarious

  • @henners1574
    @henners1574 11 дней назад

    Yung Filly 😂

  • @Nyro254
    @Nyro254 Месяц назад +11

    I was sold on that Philly lie 😲

    • @txxxx100
      @txxxx100 21 день назад

      It was the way he’d voluntarily give details and tell the story. I’m honestly convinced the lie was only the fact that he fell asleep

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Месяц назад +17

    Listening to these stories you'd think that british schools would be the funniest place on earth

    • @TheModicaLiszt
      @TheModicaLiszt Месяц назад +10

      They are, school is just bants

    • @karry299
      @karry299 Месяц назад

      That must be why Britain is going to hell in a handbasket. The teachers are useless morons like Greg and that indian-slash-black dude.
      Not that i'm complaining, UK has deserved to be put on her knees for a long time, it's been a long wait.

    • @akgoesdroning
      @akgoesdroning Месяц назад +1

      Pure bants

    • @invincibleajay
      @invincibleajay Месяц назад +2

      Yes they are. I had the best time at school, so many stories like this. Some teachers were awesome and some we took the mickey out of. Pure laughs.

    • @ripdbtpoo1441
      @ripdbtpoo1441 Месяц назад +2

      Is "bants" just the word "banter" for lazy people ? We really are sliding towards Orwell's Newspeak, aren't we ?

  • @deborahduthie4519
    @deborahduthie4519 18 дней назад +1

    My brother when only six, that he could be in the play but only to mime because he sung too deep and too loud, compared to the other boys. His daughter h ad the same deep voice and wasn’t allowed to sing in the school choir

  • @coreyblakee332
    @coreyblakee332 15 дней назад

    What is the full clip of this?

  • @matthewkemmer
    @matthewkemmer Месяц назад +4

    help an american out at 30:00 : what the hell is a rubber to a british person?

    • @helpinghand123
      @helpinghand123 Месяц назад +11

      Eraser. The thing at the end of a pencil but they also come as tiny blocks

    • @snoason1930
      @snoason1930 День назад

      ​@@helpinghand123dude that was fucking hilarious

  • @skaughtsavage
    @skaughtsavage 13 дней назад

    As a North American... the term "rubbers" means something very different. I was so very confused at first.

  • @Grail-md5er
    @Grail-md5er 29 дней назад

    hahaha this bloody teachers!!!

  • @bc4yt
    @bc4yt Месяц назад +1

    And now all Robert's accounts are hacked 😂

  • @OGU44
    @OGU44 18 дней назад

    how the hell is this uploaded 12 seconds ago yet there is two week old comments

  • @rrahmanov
    @rrahmanov 12 дней назад

    Do you need rebooting? 😂

  • @allafleche
    @allafleche 12 дней назад

    The story at 16:00 i find particularly shocking, this guy is a pure bully

  • @kellyhartley2693
    @kellyhartley2693 15 дней назад

    I think this a bit iffy. I understand weed is legal in California but it is not legal everywhere. People still go to gaol for possession of the devil's lettuce.

  • @DanielPendery
    @DanielPendery 16 дней назад

    I grew up in Leicestershire, pukka pies were in all the chippies. They were always gruesome, nasty, full of crap. I hate Greggs, but their steak bake is much better than pukka. Having said I’d never pay for a steak bake again. They’re both utter poo, hardly any meat, lots of shite filler, upf crap.

  • @GAGL.Evolution
    @GAGL.Evolution 24 дня назад

    I'm going Eastwoods
    Clint Eastwood's

  • @Egghead100
    @Egghead100 2 дня назад

    Pitty that Lee breaks character from time to time and Mr. Entitled Showbiz comes out. When he piped down Patrick Kielty, it was out of order. Although seemingly in jest, it was anything but. It was an assertion of dominance, of im the big shot comedian here boy, you'll speak when it's your turn and certainly not when IM GIVING MY 'OFF THE CUFF 'improv' THAT IVE SPENT ALL NIGHT LEARNING

  • @Starchild42
    @Starchild42 8 дней назад

    First time I've seen Ade since Rik passed...love them!!!😜😜

  • @StefhanJKR
    @StefhanJKR Месяц назад +1

    man when are they bringing Filly back

  • @markstevens9660
    @markstevens9660 Месяц назад +2

    How many ads ….like one every 90 secs 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @davidevans3227
      @davidevans3227 12 дней назад

      even worse than that
      unbelievable..

  • @huskyman1061
    @huskyman1061 26 дней назад

    1000 liker

  • @MaxStArlyn
    @MaxStArlyn 27 дней назад

    51:20 Ghaaaaiiiiiiii

  • @helloserena
    @helloserena Месяц назад

    Is the audio out of sync for anyone else?

  • @agentXphoenix
    @agentXphoenix 10 дней назад

    Well that was... underwhelming. At first I thought they were only going to celebrate my least favourite Pixar films... But at least the Incredibles, Miguel, and Monster's Inc wer kind of represented. You could do a lot better, Disney!!!

  • @donaldcampbell3043
    @donaldcampbell3043 Месяц назад

    She is pretty... it doesn't seem right

  • @Superman679
    @Superman679 11 дней назад +1

    That crack about Birmingham UK, explains a lot about Birmingham Alabama, where Moscow Marge, MTG is from

  • @davidware9549
    @davidware9549 9 дней назад

    The first one I went to sedgehill school