If Nintendo Owned Sonic

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  • Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
  • Sonic the Hedgehog started his existence strong, but in the past decade or so, he's fallen on hard times as a character, mostly due to the poor decision-making by his parent company, Sega. But what if it wasn't this way? What if Sonic were owned by...Nintendo?
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Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @inanjarif1388
    @inanjarif1388 5 лет назад +6459

    I watched this 3 times over before realizing that both Samus and Sonic can roll into a ball. Huh,neat.

    • @theofficialmemeapprovingkn1629
      @theofficialmemeapprovingkn1629 4 года назад +197

      Excellent comment. Approved.

    • @chilliorganism
      @chilliorganism 4 года назад +83

      Except Sonic is more invincible.

    • @chrissysonicutdrloz
      @chrissysonicutdrloz 4 года назад +56

      Just had to use that catchphrase, huh?

    • @alarkhar
      @alarkhar 4 года назад +83

      @@chilliorganism Any single body of water larger than a bathtub would like to disagree.

    • @chilliorganism
      @chilliorganism 4 года назад +28

      @@alarkhar I meant as a ball compared to Samus, not in general.

  • @megaman37456
    @megaman37456 6 лет назад +3583

    "Paper Sonic"
    Never before have I wanted something so bad without realizing it.

    • @kingdedede6982
      @kingdedede6982 4 года назад +134

      Dear god water would be horrific

    • @TwinRiver100
      @TwinRiver100 4 года назад +136

      Now that I think about it, that could be an interesting game if the design was well done. I'm thinking something involving some kind of flip-book style special actions or just stuff that plays around with the different aspects of 2D animation.

    • @Supperdude9
      @Supperdude9 4 года назад +73

      I honestly want a Paper Mario/Paper Sonic crossover RPG. That would sell like hotcakes.

    • @judejoy989
      @judejoy989 4 года назад +5

      Y E S

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 4 года назад +10

      Supperdude9 I mean they made a Mario rpg game with the Rabbids from Rayman so sure why not

  • @krishnadoraisamy2121
    @krishnadoraisamy2121 5 лет назад +5665

    "Sonic, our new game just got a 93 on Metacritic!"
    Sonic Mania says hi

    • @aarongrande2854
      @aarongrande2854 4 года назад +16

      Ye

    • @milesedgeworth6353
      @milesedgeworth6353 4 года назад +76

      And 91 on metacritic says bye

    • @booshter9714
      @booshter9714 4 года назад +91

      "Sonic Mania says hi"
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      Alone!

    • @danatedawg1018
      @danatedawg1018 4 года назад +21

      Krishna Doraisamy that’s a fan game lol

    • @Electro777
      @Electro777 4 года назад +3

      The likes on this coment were 666, now i changed it.

  • @PuppetMasteronVHS
    @PuppetMasteronVHS 3 года назад +2559

    It’s funny
    Sega owning Mario: Mario’s horrific nightmare that he just wants to escape.
    Nintendo owning Sonic: Sonic’s sweetest of dreams he never wants to wake up from.

    • @shadowbladeandlightin8889
      @shadowbladeandlightin8889 2 года назад +83

      *huh, neat*

    • @austinreed7343
      @austinreed7343 2 года назад +142

      When in reality, both would be equally horrific.

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask 2 года назад +9

      @@austinreed7343 but it was clear Nintendo si good

    • @realpartypl
      @realpartypl 2 года назад +88

      @@Ihaveagasmask with nintendo owning sonic, we'd never have fangames or SONIC FUCKING MANIA

    • @geomania8533
      @geomania8533 2 года назад +27

      Can't blame Sonic for wanting to be with Nintendo. I mean have ya seen what happened to his games? Yea I'd head to Nintendo if I were him too to avoid all that

  • @dorkly
    @dorkly  7 лет назад +3294

    Wasonic > Shadow

  • @gabrielchan6475
    @gabrielchan6475 5 лет назад +8866

    If Nintendo owned Sonic, then we would not be able to listen to all the great soundtracks in the Sonic games on RUclips

    • @RakoonCD
      @RakoonCD 5 лет назад +416

      True that brother.

    • @dof2477
      @dof2477 4 года назад +534

      Yeah, Nintendo is afwul copyright hydra. Sega is often stupid, but Nintendo is literaly company of devil.

    • @redactedgamersgd1788
      @redactedgamersgd1788 4 года назад +123

      If Sonic owned by Valve then its basically Scout in nutshell

    • @theanonymous5065
      @theanonymous5065 4 года назад +216

      if Sonic owned by Valve, there won't be Sonic 3.

    • @ahmadkazan7994
      @ahmadkazan7994 4 года назад +27

      @loafhero 127Mr.Niceguy got copyrighted because his vedio about evidete island challenge had the hinoc boss theme.Talking about copyright and the vedio was 1 or 2 years after the games release.

  • @KitFoxboy
    @KitFoxboy 5 лет назад +10153

    I still think “Cream the Rabbit” sounds less like a character and more like a furry war cry.

    • @wodahsean
      @wodahsean 4 года назад +395

      That's hilarious

    • @skootus
      @skootus 4 года назад +81

      Yes

    • @hop1083
      @hop1083 4 года назад +380

      The image that has been placed in my head is incredible

    • @Wiener-Fag
      @Wiener-Fag 4 года назад +307

      *CREAM THE RABBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

    • @professionalritarde4989
      @professionalritarde4989 4 года назад +177

      I can't unhear this
      But God damn that's funny

  • @thegamerator10
    @thegamerator10 3 года назад +3084

    "Our latest game just got a 93 on Metacritic!"
    They predicted Sonic Mania.

    • @drim238
      @drim238 3 года назад +12

      Copiaste un comentario buuu

    • @DJSlimeball
      @DJSlimeball 2 года назад +9

      @Sonic String The comment two comments below this one if sorted by top...

    • @TheAuditorMoment
      @TheAuditorMoment 2 года назад +10

      @@drim238 who cares bruh.
      Comments are Comments

    • @SaadGamerTubeHD
      @SaadGamerTubeHD 2 года назад

      The OG comment was 3 years ago

    • @compitalc
      @compitalc 2 года назад

      @@hessenic6862 ok

  • @Crazelord91
    @Crazelord91 6 лет назад +8533

    Wasonic needs to be an actual character

    • @mediocreviddygameplayer
      @mediocreviddygameplayer 6 лет назад +196

      DinoDNA There's also Watails.

    • @mediocreviddygameplayer
      @mediocreviddygameplayer 6 лет назад +81

      DinoDNA Waluigi and Luigi, Tails and Watails.

    • @bluemycool
      @bluemycool 6 лет назад +67

      I Think I'd want to call him Swonic. I don't know. I think it just sounds better.

    • @cyberwolfy37
      @cyberwolfy37 6 лет назад +83

      I think it'll be Zonic, since wario is mario with the m turned upside down.

    • @ArthurKH358.2
      @ArthurKH358.2 6 лет назад +4

      Crazelord91 -_- Wario’s greed and arrogance pisses me off

  • @murt.
    @murt. 4 года назад +3998

    Nintendo: *Owns Sonic*
    Fan Games: _Why do I hear boss music_

    • @buddy5196
      @buddy5196 3 года назад +85

      Uh oh.

    • @kubilusaurus2
      @kubilusaurus2 3 года назад +120

      Nintendo flexeses there Legal muscle and gets fan projects taken down and threatens anyone who acknowledges it remember AM2R

    • @thecarelessgamer926
      @thecarelessgamer926 3 года назад +31

      @@kubilusaurus2 So I once again found myself in a legal battle with nintendo

    • @Hassan06675
      @Hassan06675 3 года назад +33

      Well atleast we would get Quality Sonic Games Made By Its developer and not by fans

    • @canalabandonado7663
      @canalabandonado7663 3 года назад +2

      THAT WHAT I WAS THINKING XDDD

  • @goodfarsight5212
    @goodfarsight5212 7 лет назад +966

    I couldn't tell who Samus was until she said Federation.
    The Metroid helped.

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 7 лет назад +18

      Charlie Pierce good thing that metroid prime federation force hinted at a new metroid game likely (prime)

    • @JonTheGameNrd
      @JonTheGameNrd 7 лет назад +25

      Haruhi Suzumiya
      Hey, Nintendo called. You were right.

    • @kevinward550
      @kevinward550 7 лет назад +1

      Charlie Pierce 200Th like

    • @mct_3551
      @mct_3551 7 лет назад +1

      i didn't know till the metroid showed up

    • @cheesypies
      @cheesypies 7 лет назад +4

      600th like yeessss clicking it from 599 to 600 is so strangly satisfying

  • @Zekium
    @Zekium 3 года назад +558

    Sonic : "I'm not owned by Nintendo !"
    *See Samus on the same bed*
    Sonic : "And I don't care anymore :)"

    • @jessicaedwin5358
      @jessicaedwin5358 2 года назад +3

      I didn’t get that joke

    • @Zekium
      @Zekium 2 года назад +14

      @@jessicaedwin5358 Isn't that obvious ?

    • @jessicaedwin5358
      @jessicaedwin5358 2 года назад +4

      @@Zekium Well I’ll only be 11 in march so maybe that’s why

    • @aweragedealsenjoyer1479
      @aweragedealsenjoyer1479 2 года назад +8

      Samus owned by sega masquote...sounds strange

    • @Electro2007
      @Electro2007 2 года назад +4

      @@jessicaedwin5358 child

  • @aceyspud551
    @aceyspud551 7 лет назад +8988

    If Samus was in my bed, Sonic, I wouldn't complain about anything.

    • @TheSherriea1
      @TheSherriea1 7 лет назад +85

      Asa Holmes Weirdo.

    • @TheSherriea1
      @TheSherriea1 7 лет назад +51

      ***** Stupid Perv.

    • @TheSherriea1
      @TheSherriea1 7 лет назад +38

      ***** No You Shut Up Jerk.

    • @boomboss5488
      @boomboss5488 7 лет назад +49

      but hes gay

    • @25shadow11
      @25shadow11 7 лет назад +608

      Don't you just love how one little comment on youtube can become a argument for no reason?

  • @Fodimin
    @Fodimin 7 лет назад +5527

    Wasonic will now haunt me in my sleep, thanks.

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  7 лет назад +417

      we're wa-sorry

    • @Fodimin
      @Fodimin 7 лет назад +155

      Dorkly Never said it *wa*s a bad thing.

    • @Fodimin
      @Fodimin 7 лет назад +8

      ***** My sentiments exactly.

    • @VTH223
      @VTH223 7 лет назад +6

      Fodimin Layton WAAAAAAHSAWNIK! HEHEHEHEHEH!!!

    • @Fodimin
      @Fodimin 7 лет назад

      VTH Universe Nightskyline 2016 Stop.

  • @maligibros3023
    @maligibros3023 4 года назад +479

    If he didn't talk about all these 'friends' he could have had fun in his dream

    • @AllenTheAnimator004
      @AllenTheAnimator004 3 года назад +6

      So true...

    • @footisman2059
      @footisman2059 3 года назад +23

      These ``friends`` mess up everything even in his dream.

    • @gjtrue
      @gjtrue 3 года назад +7

      At least for 15 minutes anyway...

    • @flamerodbarrel1311
      @flamerodbarrel1311 2 года назад

      I thought Blaze was a fan favorite from. The fans.

  • @TricBrosStudios
    @TricBrosStudios 3 года назад +300

    I love how all of these characters have a set personality in their own little Dorkly universe. Like Sonic is consistent here with his low brow series, Sonic for Hire. Mario is also very consistent with each short.

  • @Derpageddon
    @Derpageddon 7 лет назад +848

    I wonder what Mario and Sonic at the Olympic games is like in this timeline...

  • @ThatBunnyDude
    @ThatBunnyDude 7 лет назад +2970

    How about "If Square Enix Owned Pokémon"? I'd like to see that video!

    • @whaleping
      @whaleping 7 лет назад +13

      Kieran Hammersley Yes... Do it.

    • @Nikke-nn5mn
      @Nikke-nn5mn 7 лет назад +113

      Pretty much the same but everyone has an edgy anime hair cut

    • @Narlaw1199
      @Narlaw1199 7 лет назад +64

      What if Atlus owned Pokémon... wait.

    •  7 лет назад +42

      Kieran Hammersley every pokemon has greatest hair of all time and the games called pokemon the last adventure and it has more than 20 games! also complicated plot and feels.

    • @NakazoraGen
      @NakazoraGen 7 лет назад

      +Narlaw1199 That... would be epic. XD

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 5 лет назад +3948

    The safe word is Federation Force 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CarpettinginMotel.townson
    @CarpettinginMotel.townson 2 года назад +450

    I like the side characters of the Sonic world. If Sega actually utilized them better like in the Sonic Comics, maybe they wouldn’t be hated so much.

    • @Just_Some_Yonko_With_A_Beard
      @Just_Some_Yonko_With_A_Beard Год назад +15

      Right? They tried to rebrand in 2010, but the characters got even more irrelevant from there. Personally, I just want a new spin on Sonic Heroes.

    • @Cendrail0001
      @Cendrail0001 Год назад +19

      ​@@wariothemilkman The problem is that in most modern games they are mostly just there to cheer Sonic and don't do much else.
      People want them to do stuff, and even play as them like in SA 1 and 2, instead of just Sonic.

    • @orangeslash1667
      @orangeslash1667 Год назад +3

      @@Just_Some_Yonko_With_A_Beard I recommend Freedome Planet, it kinda like 2d Sonic, but with more story.

    • @flamerodbarrel1311
      @flamerodbarrel1311 Год назад +2

      ​@@Cendrail0001 I guess that's one reason but don't just hate on the characters just for being their.

    • @Cendrail0001
      @Cendrail0001 Год назад +3

      @@flamerodbarrel1311 Agreed. I don't hate the characters, only their empty presence in games. The comics do wonders in that regard.

  • @thekiss2083
    @thekiss2083 7 лет назад +1338

    And then Sonic's new game got delayed for two and a half years.

    • @samiamtheman7379
      @samiamtheman7379 7 лет назад +53

      And then it was 5 years since the last game and 10 years since the previous game that was actually good.

    • @thekiss2083
      @thekiss2083 7 лет назад +13

      samiamtheman 73
      Don't talk shit about A Link Between Worlds tho

    • @samiamtheman7379
      @samiamtheman7379 7 лет назад +11

      TheKiss I was talking about Metroid. 5-ish years since the last game and 10 since the previous title that was actually good.

    • @thekiss2083
      @thekiss2083 7 лет назад +29

      samiamtheman 73
      Gotcha. Yeah it has been 5 years since the last Metroid. It would sure make things worse if they put out an ill-conceived portable spinoff at the worst possible time. Luckily nobody at Nintendo hates Metroid THAT much

    • @malikcrim13
      @malikcrim13 7 лет назад +2

      TheKiss lol

  • @dannyfenlon2476
    @dannyfenlon2476 7 лет назад +1532

    Ironic how after this sonic and samus both got awesome games

    • @bigbangpegasusmaster
      @bigbangpegasusmaster 6 лет назад +31

      we don't know if MP4 will be good though, we don't even know which studio is making it (though I've heard Samus Returns is good, so I guess it counts)

    • @lucaschristensen3957
      @lucaschristensen3957 6 лет назад +47

      Cough cough sonic forces

    • @imnightmare101
      @imnightmare101 6 лет назад +88

      Cough cough, Sonic Mania.

    • @alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106
      @alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106 6 лет назад +26

      Yeah but then sonic forces

    • @Chrims27
      @Chrims27 6 лет назад +19

      I liked Sonic Forces *fcking finally i can play Shadow*

  • @palindinX
    @palindinX 7 лет назад +463

    Sonic For Hire..... Continued?!?!? Oh god, finally!

  • @destroyerkitty9434
    @destroyerkitty9434 2 года назад +103

    This video forgets the fact that Mario has hundreds of secondary characters, with 50% of their personalities being “I’m in a party game”

    • @valentinkambushev4968
      @valentinkambushev4968 Год назад +12

      Apparently, when Mario does it- it's cool.

    • @jaco8822
      @jaco8822 Год назад +16

      Waluigi's backstory is "I got invited to tennis by Wario."

    • @SufferingSuccotash
      @SufferingSuccotash Год назад +3

      Probably a better fate than simply disappearing from the main games
      Like cream the rabbit

    • @mekiherring2088
      @mekiherring2088 Год назад +1

      @@SufferingSuccotash the boy geno

    • @valemontgomery9401
      @valemontgomery9401 Год назад +9

      Yeah, Sonic’s critics loved to just invent criticisms back in the day.

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 5 лет назад +1633

    Then Sonic tried killing himself after that movie trailer, but he has 99 lives

  • @heiljewbacca4639
    @heiljewbacca4639 7 лет назад +729

    But if Sonic had decent games the last 10 years we wouldn't have so many parodies.

    • @englishhedgehog7
      @englishhedgehog7 7 лет назад +54

      Unleashed, Colours, Generations and arguably Lost World

    • @cpMetis
      @cpMetis 7 лет назад +28

      Unleashed is debatable, but Colours and Generations for sure.
      (I like Unleashed, just know tons of people hate it for some reason.)

    • @letopcat2618
      @letopcat2618 7 лет назад +9

      No, unleashed is horrible.

    • @ericatrent89
      @ericatrent89 7 лет назад +7

      Cia ever heard of an opinion?

    • @whaleping
      @whaleping 7 лет назад +11

      Cia Sounds like you never played it or you are letting the lame child in you who is bad at video games control you.

  • @PB-N-Jenny
    @PB-N-Jenny 3 года назад +269

    Sonic and Tails: Eggman's inside story must be surprisingly good lmao

  • @Nojical
    @Nojical 7 лет назад +574

    Sonic for Hire is canon in the Dorkly universe?

    • @soobs933
      @soobs933 7 лет назад +37

      Sonic for Hire was made by Dorkly lol

    • @soobs933
      @soobs933 7 лет назад +10

      +Гаврил Абрамов You're right. Lowbrow does voice acting for Dorkly my bad.

    • @Basher.G
      @Basher.G 7 лет назад +6

      Thorn Technically Machinima if I'm not wrong.

    • @thelostwarriors7862
      @thelostwarriors7862 7 лет назад

      Thorn i just check and it was posted by machinima

    • @ULTRABEAST
      @ULTRABEAST 7 лет назад

      The Lost Warriors made by lowbrow and posted on machinma

  • @NPC-en5bt
    @NPC-en5bt 5 лет назад +2050

    Sonic wakes up again: aw common i almost got laid

    • @peynnep6483
      @peynnep6483 5 лет назад +109

      by a Nintendo Girl and not some CGI human creation that should have been destroyed by a timetraveller that wish to save the future

    • @alienxotic5028
      @alienxotic5028 5 лет назад +8

      @@peynnep6483 yup

    • @Cappytain101
      @Cappytain101 5 лет назад +37

      More like Nintendo told her she was getting to new games and she ran out of the room in joy.
      and when Sonic mania came out Sonic had a brief moment of fame before Sonic forces came out and ruined everything for him again.

    • @arfn1973
      @arfn1973 4 года назад +10

      I have to infrom is "c'mon".

    • @merchantziro4285
      @merchantziro4285 4 года назад +8

      Turns and sees Mother Brain.
      "Alright, I'mma head out."

  • @neko-kun4356
    @neko-kun4356 5 лет назад +1327

    People say they're haunted by Wanic but I'm haunted by the Sonic x Samus ship

  • @leeroyjenkins4102
    @leeroyjenkins4102 3 года назад +474

    “Cream the Rabbit”
    _Zootopia just got a whole lot more interesting.”_

    • @josephnewsome2935
      @josephnewsome2935 3 года назад +34

      Stop it get some help

    • @mr.classicragememerook96
      @mr.classicragememerook96 3 года назад +14

      @@josephnewsome2935 Thank you. Cream is 6 years old! Besides she doesn't deserve hate.

    • @tristenholley1512
      @tristenholley1512 3 года назад +15

      @@mr.classicragememerook96 what no that wasn't directed towards cream that was a joke at the expense of the Character Judy Hopps from Zootopia

    • @mr.classicragememerook96
      @mr.classicragememerook96 3 года назад +2

      @@tristenholley1512 I know but i don't care.

    • @tristenholley1512
      @tristenholley1512 3 года назад +12

      @@mr.classicragememerook96 ...okay?

  • @leebydeeby
    @leebydeeby 6 лет назад +866

    The Wario Sonic's name has to be Wanic
    It's too perfect to be a coincidence even though it is

  • @smbmadman1
    @smbmadman1 7 лет назад +659

    Paper Sonic went downhill after the original trilogy

    • @dirtkiller23
      @dirtkiller23 7 лет назад +29

      Ryan S. paper sonic sticker star and color splash.

    • @myuqiyoubitch
      @myuqiyoubitch 7 лет назад +4

      Parodies are hard to make

    • @trueblue5691
      @trueblue5691 6 лет назад +13

      Doesn't help that the Sonic Party games have been poor as of late

    • @jonathanfunvideos3090
      @jonathanfunvideos3090 6 лет назад +9

      And sonic kart also went downhill after pink gold Amy

    • @spiritoutcast9087
      @spiritoutcast9087 6 лет назад +17

      At least we have Sonic Odyssey! Great game! Especially compared to Mario Forces.

  • @SuperToma9k
    @SuperToma9k 7 лет назад +1751

    The safe word is: Metroid Prime 4.

    • @Noah-gn2gu
      @Noah-gn2gu 7 лет назад +8

      Daniel M You do realize what you're implying, right?

    • @elnarcocharro6072
      @elnarcocharro6072 6 лет назад +1

      Noah :3 I d

    • @TrueMachwind
      @TrueMachwind 6 лет назад +1

      what was the reference

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 6 лет назад +24

      When this video was made Federation Force was announced (a shitty game), now that Metroid Prime 4 was announced it's only natural for the safe word to be Metroid Prime 4.

    • @wingedbluj1674
      @wingedbluj1674 6 лет назад +13

      Metroid Prime 4 feels more like a turn on than off.

  • @joewilenzik9119
    @joewilenzik9119 3 года назад +258

    Tails: the only downside is that Nintendo keeps censoring our fan’s work.
    Sonic: really?
    Tails: yeah.
    Sonic: WOO-HOO!

    • @acethelemon7039
      @acethelemon7039 2 года назад +23

      Sonic.exe fan-games: Oh no Mesa disappearing

    • @joewilenzik9119
      @joewilenzik9119 2 года назад +21

      @@acethelemon7039 Sonic: double woo-hoo!

    • @nicolewhite3157
      @nicolewhite3157 2 года назад +15

      @@joewilenzik9119 tails: but some really talented game devs got got sued for over 20 million dollars I tried to get Nintendo to hire them but

    • @joewilenzik9119
      @joewilenzik9119 2 года назад +14

      @@nicolewhite3157 Sonic: Tails. They drew you pregnant.

    • @nicolewhite3157
      @nicolewhite3157 2 года назад +9

      @@joewilenzik9119 tails: ................. what?

  • @rosegold8115b
    @rosegold8115b 7 лет назад +739

    Wait...
    Federation Force...
    Force, Sonic,
    SONIC FORCES!!!

  • @crackheadoncrack8972
    @crackheadoncrack8972 4 года назад +232

    the fact he pronounced it “tickle the echidna” saddens me

    • @GraveUypo
      @GraveUypo 3 года назад +31

      you only just made me realize he meant tikal. i thought he was mocking knuckles.

    • @photonsOrigin
      @photonsOrigin 3 года назад +10

      Yet another furry war cry.

    • @midnightarcanacentraltv5815
      @midnightarcanacentraltv5815 3 года назад +4

      Finally somebody said it!

    • @TheRealSlaky
      @TheRealSlaky 3 года назад +2

      TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-kal the echidna

    • @connorprado9810
      @connorprado9810 2 года назад

      @@photonsOrigin . . . don't they have scales?

  • @StevenZephyc
    @StevenZephyc 7 лет назад +390

    To be fair, Samus only got one shitty game…

    • @Ace-qy8ce
      @Ace-qy8ce 7 лет назад +48

      Steven Zephycrs but the series is kinda dead now

    • @Zxzero36
      @Zxzero36 7 лет назад +58

      Steven Zephycrs I think it's more of that unless your Mario or Zelda you will get pushed to the back. For her anniversary all she got was a small game.

    • @sgtpieman
      @sgtpieman 7 лет назад +33

      Steven Zephycrs Eh, more like two. Back to back. With like, what was it? 8 to ten years apart with no word of Metroid that whole time? And then on an anniversary. Plus the shutdown and removal of AM2R from the game awards for Best Fanmade Content or whatever category, while the people making Sonic fangames instead get a job for their efforts. Nintendo hasn't been treating Metroid right since... geeze, since about the release window for Wii. That's about 2 console generations ago, and the Wii/PS3/360 one was abnormally long so it might even be somewhat comparable to... a little under 3 console generations maybe?

    • @EvilApple567
      @EvilApple567 7 лет назад +12

      Nah, it's been a dry spell since the Prime trilogy ended. Other M was shitty for Metroid standards.

    • @Zxzero36
      @Zxzero36 7 лет назад +1

      SAW The Spartan Sonic is sorta Sega's "cash cow" I think they are trying to have the success like Mario does

  • @RedWAJAJAXD
    @RedWAJAJAXD 2 года назад +34

    Mario's nightmare: Be part of Sega
    Sonic's nightmare: Be part of Sega

  • @NoName-bg7lw
    @NoName-bg7lw 7 лет назад +675

    Wait if Nintendo owned sonic, what about hotel sonic

    • @griff_irl3709
      @griff_irl3709 7 лет назад +54

      The Icecream I hope she made lotsa chilli dogs

    • @EnharmonicYT
      @EnharmonicYT 7 лет назад +31

      And what about "Sonic is Missing"?

    • @nourtakrouri3529
      @nourtakrouri3529 7 лет назад

      The random Icecream t nintendo

    • @Elfcheg
      @Elfcheg 7 лет назад +18

      How about some Sonic CDI, mah boi

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 7 лет назад +18

      "You Dare Bring Phillips into Nintendo's Lair You Must DIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!"

  • @RisingMushaMist
    @RisingMushaMist 4 года назад +441

    Sonic in 2020: WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY MOVIE'S A HIT !?!

    • @planeslyville4645
      @planeslyville4645 4 года назад +28

      Tails: Yeah! We got good reviews on Rotten Tomatoes!

    • @ahmadkazan7994
      @ahmadkazan7994 4 года назад +34

      @@planeslyville4645 honestly he got 64 for being "plain funny".No one really trust film critics these days and the proof is 95% of the audience loved it.

    • @Rgoid
      @Rgoid 4 года назад +13

      Sonic in 2020 wakes up: My movie bombed. So much for redesigning.
      Should have worked on the script instead, but noooooooooo.

    • @kingbowser4542
      @kingbowser4542 4 года назад +27

      Sonic now: WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEOPLE ALREADY WANT A SEQUEL?!?!

    • @NuggetOG
      @NuggetOG 4 года назад +7

      @@ahmadkazan7994 the movie wouldve gained 5 extra points if it didnt floss...twice. JUST WHY. his trailer dance was good enough, no it was better

  • @somethingfunny2199
    @somethingfunny2199 7 лет назад +321

    I want a Wasonic and Wawaluigi series

  • @leyroy1289
    @leyroy1289 3 года назад +43

    0:40 you do have a rival but he's just a fun goofball not some violent edge-lord
    Walusonic: WAHHH

  • @ariatavoosi7020
    @ariatavoosi7020 7 лет назад +400

    93 percent on Meta Critic? Dorkly predicted Sonic Mania.

  • @cryocat2866
    @cryocat2866 7 лет назад +91

    I was half expecting a joke where Sonic says something like 'Oh boy! And I bet my fan games are super awesome!' and then Tails is like 'Fan games? We don't talk about blasphemy like that' and then the video gets taken down due to a copying strike.

    • @RamblePrism
      @RamblePrism 7 лет назад +36

      The only thing that SEGA does and Nintendon't...

    • @cryocat2866
      @cryocat2866 7 лет назад +6

      ZFighter1011 Because Nintendo's attitude to fan games is worse than Sega's attitude to fan games from a fan's point of view.

    • @Redbird-dh7mu
      @Redbird-dh7mu 7 лет назад +1

      A Real Pichu well, on the bright side, Nintendo actually does give good quality games most of the time

    • @ashermundo3766
      @ashermundo3766 7 лет назад

      A Real Pichu
      deja vu

  • @theinglorious8963
    @theinglorious8963 7 лет назад +1269

    Sonic is fuckin lucky. He gets to smash samus

    • @aaronkasarion8144
      @aaronkasarion8144 7 лет назад +133

      Master gaming of the future
      Sonic always gets the babes, despite being a Hedgehog.

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 7 лет назад +112

      The *human* babes too, it seems...

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 7 лет назад +22

      "Falcon Punch"

    • @Evan-uf8ns
      @Evan-uf8ns 7 лет назад +18

      " Smash samus "

    • @pierrebegley2746
      @pierrebegley2746 7 лет назад +23

      ❌tra *T H I C C*

  • @prime7213
    @prime7213 18 дней назад +5

    It’s funny watching this years later because Nintendo has actually been showing Metroid an insane amount of love the last few years.

  • @HandyAlacrity
    @HandyAlacrity 7 лет назад +361

    If Nintendo still owns Rare.

    • @TheSherriea1
      @TheSherriea1 7 лет назад +4

      Hassan Alkhaledy Ewww Your Stupid icon.

    • @starbolt3667
      @starbolt3667 7 лет назад +21

      sherrie harden Ewww your stupid things that you like. Get Lost.

    • @TheSherriea1
      @TheSherriea1 7 лет назад

      Mega Man Please no Mega Man.

    • @starbolt3667
      @starbolt3667 7 лет назад +2

      sherrie harden Too bad. As the Happy Mask Salesman always says, "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"

    • @HandyAlacrity
      @HandyAlacrity 7 лет назад +1

      GioDragonTech that until one dark day, a company came from the sky, took away our favorite franchise, and this company is Microsoft

  • @genevievesweet7741
    @genevievesweet7741 7 лет назад +375

    Ironically, Nintendo is being nice to Samus now.

    • @pototatoes3333
      @pototatoes3333 7 лет назад +26

      Nah, they legit made Federation Force to troll people and hype Samus up.

    • @alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106
      @alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106 6 лет назад +1

      ///// ///// no it was to keep them satisfied until a real metroid game came out

    • @MikeDaddy
      @MikeDaddy 6 лет назад +2

      Unless you count Smash where she has the most uninspired moveset since Ganondorf

    • @Kakarotta17
      @Kakarotta17 6 лет назад +2

      *cough cough* Metroid Prime 4 *cough cough*

    • @SufferingSuccotash
      @SufferingSuccotash 2 года назад +2

      Dread

  • @zidanetribal1406
    @zidanetribal1406 7 лет назад +181

    Kid Icarus is also owned by Nintendo. Over 25 years and only three games total released.

    • @GxRiku
      @GxRiku 7 лет назад +31

      and yet the new one was pretty awesome wasnt it?

    • @PyraXadon
      @PyraXadon 7 лет назад +22

      Uprising is goddamn amazing. It has wonky controls, but it's easy to get used to it, a great weapon system to customize how you want to play it, and an easy to use difficulty meter that ramps up the game how you like it. Plus humor, memorable characters, and Hades even predicted the future! We got time till we get the next game, so sit back and enjoy the ride! See you in 21 years my demonic buddy! (God I miss Viridi...)

    • @GxRiku
      @GxRiku 7 лет назад +9

      ***** yeah that tsundere godess is cute af xD

    • @PyraXadon
      @PyraXadon 7 лет назад +3

      She better be in the sequel, or I'm gonna be upset. Hell, she was even in smash, so clearly, Sakurai likes her too. Either that or he made that game to, so he could do whatever he wanted. I like my theory better.

    • @PandFPinky
      @PandFPinky 7 лет назад +3

      Nintendo Only Cares About Popular Franchises

  • @vanderquakSP
    @vanderquakSP 2 года назад +65

    If Nintendo were ever to actually own Sonic, these would be some of the pros and cons:
    Pros: Sonic would have a lot of actually good games(because Nintendo knows how to treat their franchises).
    Cons: Sonic’s fan games and music soundtracks would be taken down.

    • @wariothemilkman
      @wariothemilkman 2 года назад +3

      And Sonic Colours/Lost World would be our example of how the games would all probably go
      None of the fan favorites like Adventure would ever happen

    • @RayTheSnivy
      @RayTheSnivy Год назад +1

      "Nintendo Knows how to treat their franchises"
      F-Zero
      Metroid (during the Wii U Era)
      Chibi Robo

    • @vanderquakSP
      @vanderquakSP Год назад +5

      @@RayTheSnivy To be fair, when I said “Nintendo knows how to treat their franchises,” I sorta meant “Nintendo knows how to treat Mario, Zelda, and Pokémon.”

    • @NiteHuntRick
      @NiteHuntRick Год назад

      Wrong. Nintendo has a history of making really terrible games just as much as they have making really great games. Have you played every Mario Game from best to worst? Have you played Hotel Mario

    • @orangeslash1667
      @orangeslash1667 Год назад

      @@RayTheSnivy The problem with Chibi Robo is that Nintendo never took Skip seriously, not helping matters that Chibi Robo's creator Kenichi Nishi left the company. So how can there be a new on without him????

  • @XshadOtakuX
    @XshadOtakuX 7 лет назад +387

    Yeah, Nintendo keeps their franchises simple. Nothing for good ol' Mario but simple 2D platformers, 3D platformers, sports spin-offs, RPGs, Paper RPGs, Olympic Crossovers, kart racing, Mario Maker, and all those dang Mario Parties! And of course, its small cast of Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Bowser Jr, Kamek, Daisy, Waluigi, the Koopalings, Fawful, Starlow, Toad, Toadsworth, Toadette, *Captain* Toad, King Boo, E. Gadd, Pauline, Rosalina, and of course we can't forget that Wario, DK, and Yoshi all have their own spin-off series full of other characters, too! Not to mention parallel worlds, time travel, and potential tie-ins to other beloved franchises. WHO COULDN'T FOLLOW ALL THAT?!

    • @playaskirbyandwin267
      @playaskirbyandwin267 7 лет назад +13

      XshadOtakuX obsessive sonic fan?

    • @XshadOtakuX
      @XshadOtakuX 7 лет назад +44

      More of a Mario fan, actually. I just didn't think this joke made a lot of sense. Plus, I just think Dorly picks on Sonic way too much; the joke's gotten stale

    • @playaskirbyandwin267
      @playaskirbyandwin267 7 лет назад +7

      XshadOtakuX the thing is, it is funny in my opinion. besides, basically nobody likes sonic 06 and sonic boom. seriously, sonic is fun to pick on because he went to a dark place.

    • @XshadOtakuX
      @XshadOtakuX 7 лет назад +30

      Maybe, but I think it's ridiculous that Sonic's had good games, too, even in recent years, and people either completely ignore them, or worse, group them into the bad games due to their own inflexible expectations, and just say sucking is Sonic's standard. Even though, in the grand scheme of things, there's only really a handful of Sonic games that are objectively terrible, everything else gets shat on because it's not specifically what people want. Sonic's got one of the hardest to please fanbases in the world, and because of that, the series struggles finding what it wants to be. Then, people write it off as Sonic Team not caring, or just having no idea what Sonic's about any more, not realizing how hard they're actually trying. To me, that's not funny; that's fuckin' sad...

    • @bowmaj8666
      @bowmaj8666 7 лет назад +10

      +XshadOtakuX Good to know that there are people out there who can talk some sense! I totally agree, people are just beating a dead horse when they make fun of Sonic games! And it wouldn't bother me so much if the games weren't directly affected by all of this negativity!

  • @lennychurch
    @lennychurch 5 лет назад +147

    I'm curious as to how Nintendo could pull off Sonic Kart without having a lot of supporting characters to work with.

    • @tonywoods1226
      @tonywoods1226 4 года назад +15

      Enemies

    • @KTEXE-xj6lg
      @KTEXE-xj6lg 4 года назад +12

      Like how they added koopa in super mario kart

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 3 года назад +3

      Waaaaaa

    • @photonsOrigin
      @photonsOrigin 3 года назад

      Sega All-Stars Racing IS available on most older consoles. (Xbox 360, PS3, 3DS, Wii U)

    • @wondershowzn
      @wondershowzn 3 года назад +5

      Am I the only one who finds Sonic of all characters ridiculous in a racing game where he isn't running? He could literally win every race on foot. I swear, the idea to have him drive was just to make it seem fair that he couldn't win every race. Personally I wish we had a sonic racing game whether it's like multiplayer on Sonic 3 or like the running mini game in Sonic Mania. Even the multiplayer in Sonic Adventure 2 where there were foot races with obstacles were more fun. Besides, Sonic hasn't technically done Kart racing in his games. Riding hover boards and driving full size race cars aren't Karts, but I see the idea.

  • @Christoph8
    @Christoph8 7 лет назад +413

    Who still remembers Nack the Weasel?

    • @Sloth7d
      @Sloth7d 7 лет назад +6

      christoman64 Sonic Triple Trouble was awesome.

    • @Christoph8
      @Christoph8 7 лет назад +1

      Sloth7d One of my favorite games, along with Sonic Blast!

    • @Christoph8
      @Christoph8 7 лет назад +18

      Para Like the Eggman/Robotnik thing?

    • @GhostGuy99
      @GhostGuy99 7 лет назад

      christoman64 Me.

    • @Christoph8
      @Christoph8 7 лет назад +3

      Mason Hoffman *high five*

  • @dzseneraloficcial
    @dzseneraloficcial 2 года назад +96

    Watching this in 2021, I think that both Metroid Dread and Sonic Frontiers are both of these characters’ dreams come true.

    • @el-verdadero_mordecai-456
      @el-verdadero_mordecai-456 2 года назад +2

      Yeah if sega take sonic frontiers well

    • @Gamesmarts194
      @Gamesmarts194 2 года назад +1

      Frontiers isn't out yet and also Nintendo cancelled Prime 4 so...
      Edit: okay so this comment aged poorly lol

    • @dzseneraloficcial
      @dzseneraloficcial 2 года назад +2

      Correction: *Can potentially be* both of these characters dreams come true*

    • @wormh_HIsSilent
      @wormh_HIsSilent Год назад

      Super Metroid and Sonic 2.

    • @1Thunderfire
      @1Thunderfire Год назад +1

      ​@@Gamesmarts194 Prime 4 didn't get cancelled; it more or less just got restarted.

  • @dangurney1042
    @dangurney1042 7 лет назад +604

    Well it could be worse, you could be owned by Ubi Soft.

    • @Colonel-Llama
      @Colonel-Llama 7 лет назад +40

      Electronic Arts would be even worse.

    • @invenblocker
      @invenblocker 7 лет назад +13

      At least he isn't owned by Bethesda.

    • @TheRecession5075
      @TheRecession5075 7 лет назад +37

      Ubisoft: open world Sonic full of useless side quests to unlock areas.
      EA:get the green hill package only $59.99.
      Bethesda:fun open world Sonic with funny glitches and bugs.

    • @arceuslordofcreation8824
      @arceuslordofcreation8824 7 лет назад +15

      Dan Gurney do you want to login to Uplay?

    • @mr.clippy7815
      @mr.clippy7815 7 лет назад +4

      Dan Gurney What they did to Rayman Oh god.

  • @dvirarazi7351
    @dvirarazi7351 7 лет назад +405

    If Sonic was owned by Nintendo you could say the fan games goodbye

    • @dvirarazi7351
      @dvirarazi7351 7 лет назад +36

      very mature

    • @dvirarazi7351
      @dvirarazi7351 7 лет назад +44

      what does bringing up a relevant issue with the company being talked about in the video has to do with being immature?!

    • @Donnyvoon
      @Donnyvoon 7 лет назад +19

      don't argue with the moron who insulted you because you have already won they have nothing to back up what you said in a civil manner. I agree with what you said about Nintendo, those greedy japanese business men are anti consumerists

    • @Kristoph567
      @Kristoph567 7 лет назад +11

      I agree. I mean, Sega's games are... questionable. Some are good, some are bad. And they allow all fan games to exist, which is neat. Nintendo has strong streak of solid games going, so they have nothing to fear from fan games, because there is no way, any of them will be comparable to their level (as opposed to Sega). And yet, they apparently, they murder any fan game there is. Seriously, why? As much as people criticize Sega for their games, they allow all Sonic fan games to be made, and many of them are way past cool.

    • @_.-.
      @_.-. 7 лет назад

      All 10 of them

  • @HollywoodLego
    @HollywoodLego 6 лет назад +2085

    Samus: The safe word is.....federation force....
    Nintendo: Congrats Samus! You got 2 new games coming out! ^^
    Samus: Oh? Really? (Looks at sonic) SEE YA! (Walks out of room)
    Sonic: NOOOOO!!!! DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! 😭

    • @optimusN64
      @optimusN64 6 лет назад +22

      And then Jody summers walks in!

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 6 лет назад +6

      🤣

    • @gaylord2170
      @gaylord2170 6 лет назад +28

      Sonic: oh well if you can't beat em dream em
      (Gos back to sleep)

    • @isauldron4337
      @isauldron4337 5 лет назад +16

      Sega: we made sonic mania!
      And Forces

    • @johnabraham3109
      @johnabraham3109 5 лет назад +8

      And are either of them have a 93 on Metacritic

  • @naturalace5375
    @naturalace5375 2 года назад +13

    Nack the Weasel is not one of Sonic's "lame" friends; he's one of Sonic's "lame" enemies. Also does Dorkly even know that there are other Sonic villains besides Eggman?

  • @symbiotesgod2462
    @symbiotesgod2462 7 лет назад +1830

    Oh yeah sonic

  • @whatshappeninganymore2473
    @whatshappeninganymore2473 7 лет назад +229

    Oh yeah Samus. Nice to see Nintendo's treating her right. Not.

    • @TheSherriea1
      @TheSherriea1 7 лет назад +1

      Joshua T Lol.

    • @tobor88
      @tobor88 7 лет назад +8

      Sad part is, they've always treated her like that.

    • @_G.C
      @_G.C 7 лет назад +1

      But sonic shall be.

    • @NosferatuSpider
      @NosferatuSpider 7 лет назад

      Konkey Dong I thought that I posted this comment
      *neat*

    • @TheSherriea1
      @TheSherriea1 7 лет назад

      Why are there Two Kongs?... O_O

  • @jowysw
    @jowysw 7 лет назад +355

    To be fair, the ending of this video is now outdated XD

    • @greatgoblin3065
      @greatgoblin3065 6 лет назад +4

      ...I'd ship it.

    • @yebo1457
      @yebo1457 6 лет назад +1

      Outdated or not, it has piqued my interest and I demand more!

  • @eminkilicaslan8945
    @eminkilicaslan8945 3 года назад +69

    "Lame, overly edgy rival who uses guns?"
    Spare me is that went to Metal Sonic or Shadow?

    • @maxburrill6192
      @maxburrill6192 3 года назад +2

      Shadow.

    • @lewisaino
      @lewisaino 3 года назад +5

      Lame doesn't fit Shadow.

    • @maxburrill6192
      @maxburrill6192 3 года назад +7

      @@lewisaino except Shadow is overly edgy and uses guns. Metal Sonic isn't edgy, and he's not the rival.

    • @GraveUypo
      @GraveUypo 3 года назад +4

      @@lewisaino doesn't fit metal sonic. totally fits gamer sonic

    • @lilithpentagast351
      @lilithpentagast351 3 года назад

      @só alguém qualquer ∆ Yes but it was referring to Shadow

  • @rainpooper7088
    @rainpooper7088 7 лет назад +592

    Yeah, there are waaaaay too many reoccurring characters in Sonic games! They really should take a hint from Mario! Mario only has Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Wario, Donkey Kong, Waluigi, Pauline, Toad, Toadette, Toadsworth, Diddy Kong, Cranky Kong, Wrinkly Kong, Funky Kong, Dixie Kong, Tiny Kong, Candy Kong, King K. Rool, Bowser, Mini Bowser, Bowser Jr, Ludwig, Lemmy, Iggy, Wendy, Roy, Larry, Morton, Boom Boom, Pom Pom, Kamek, Kammy, Birdo, King Boo, King Bob-Omb, Petey Piranha, Wiggler, Professor E. Gadd, Nabbit, Honey Queen, Fawful, Popple, Ashley, Starlow, Merlon and Baby Luma.
    The we have the reoccurring Baby forms of Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Bowser, Donkey Kong, Wario and Yoshi, all of which are totally seperate characters and the Paper versions of Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Bowser, Bowser Jr, Ludwig, Lemmy, Iggy, Wendy, Roy, Larry, Morton, Kamek and Petey Piranha which are once again totally not the same characters except 2D. Some of the transformations seem to have gained a mind of their own as well, so Metal Mario, Dry Bowser and Pink Gold Peach apparently are their own characters too.
    Not to mention the story-relevant one-offs like Wart, Princess Shokora, Terrormisu, Queen Merelda, Perry, the Shadow Queen, Sir Grodus, Lord Crump, Doopliss, the Shadow Sirens Beldam, Vivian and Marilyn, Count Bleck, Nastasia, Mimi, O'Chunks, Dimentio, Mr L(his identity remains a mystery), F.L.U.D.D., Lubba, Lanky Kong, Dread Kong, Karate Kong, Ninja Kong, Sumo Kong, Tiki Tong, Lord Frederik, Prince Peasley, Cackletta, Younger Princess Shroob, Elder Princess Shroob, the Dark Star, Midbus, Antasma, Dreambert, Zeekeeper, Smithy, Geno, Mallow, Wingo, Wanda, Twink, Kersti, Huey as well as Goombario, Kooper, Bombette, Parakarry, Lady Bow, Watt, Sushie and Lakilester; Goombella, Koops, Flurrie, Color Baby Yoshi, Admiral Bobbery and Miss Mowz; Tippi, Tiptron, Thoreau, Boomer, Slim, Thudley, Carrie, Fleep, Cudge, Dottie, Barry, Dashell and Piccolo.
    Mario's cast of characters is tiny compared to Sonic's nowadays! I mean, we have Sonic, Eggman and some irrelevant guys in the background cheering for Sonic. That's just way too much!

    • @Automatik234
      @Automatik234 7 лет назад +35

      Rainpooper That comment made my day!

    • @bowmaj8666
      @bowmaj8666 7 лет назад +33

      +Rainpooper *SLOW CLAP* Well said my friend!

    • @codemancz798
      @codemancz798 7 лет назад +92

      Yeah, but in Mario, every character has his/her time and place. They're not just thrown randomly without explanation.

    • @Automatik234
      @Automatik234 7 лет назад +61

      C- Maker
      Most of them are actually. Is there any good reason for Waluigi to exist? No.

    • @codemancz798
      @codemancz798 7 лет назад +23

      Waluigi was created as a sidekick to Wario.

  • @plcthelegacy4131
    @plcthelegacy4131 7 лет назад +343

    Holy Crap they answered my requests! Thank you dorkly.

  • @SmashBros1235
    @SmashBros1235 3 года назад +14

    The metroid joke aged like milk, since we got metroid 2 remake, and there making metroid dread and metroid prime 4

  • @daviddaaannggg
    @daviddaaannggg 7 лет назад +22

    i feel like the fact that dorkly lipsyncs PIXELS so well is underrated

  • @Xx_deadmeme_xX
    @Xx_deadmeme_xX 7 лет назад +259

    WAsonic .................I have no more words to say

  • @TheLoneLoony
    @TheLoneLoony 7 лет назад +32

    *Fun Fact:* Dr. Eggman has his own Harley Quinn.
    Her name is "Thunderbolt the Chinchilla".

  • @sonicmariogaming2222
    @sonicmariogaming2222 Год назад +12

    This also implies there’s a spin-off RPG series called “Sonic & Tails.” Not gonna lie…I actually really want to see that.

  • @TeamSilvertail
    @TeamSilvertail 4 года назад +48

    If Valve owned Sonic, there wouldn't even be a Sonic the Hedgehog 3.

    • @superspies32
      @superspies32 3 года назад +1

      But instead Sonic will have so many skins that value more than 1000 USD on RMT market, also he will got more with annual Battle Pass with 25% income will go to the price pool of Sonic speed run tournament.

    • @Electricshrock
      @Electricshrock Год назад

      And Sonic would have never spoken a word.

    • @orangeslash1667
      @orangeslash1667 Год назад

      @@Electricshrock There actually was plans for a Half life 2 ep 3 developed by Junction Point Studios, but there's one problem Disney bought Junction Point. To make matters worse Junction Point was shut down.

  • @aireenmas6543
    @aireenmas6543 7 лет назад +63

    Now Where Is Super Sonic Maker

    • @SJC82
      @SJC82 7 лет назад +1

      Aireen Mas I thought a better name for it would be Sonic the Hedgehog: D.I.Y.

  • @coldhedg3
    @coldhedg3 5 лет назад +157

    Super Sonic Maker Is Getting Famous...Huh, Neat.

  • @TheLoneTerran
    @TheLoneTerran 3 года назад +13

    I don't think bedding Samus Aran is considered a loss...

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 7 лет назад +462

    What about Silver the hedgehog, Jet the hawk, Charmy bee, Wave the swallow, Vector the crocodile, Knuckles the echidna, Froggy, Vanilla the rabbit, Espio the chameleon, Marine the raccoon, Sonia the hedgehog, Bunnie Rabbot, Shadow the hedgehog, Shade the echidna, Nazo the hedgehog, Chaos, Smalls the cat, Scourge the hedgehog, Bark the polar bear, Sally acorn, Storm the albatross, Mighty the armadillo, Honey the cat, Amy Rose, Bean the dynamite, Ray the flying squirrel, annnd Manic the hedgehog

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 7 лет назад +29

      Arceus Lord of Creation Who??? I think I may have seen them in Paper Sonic or the Sonic the Hedgehog Super Show but not ringing a bell.

    • @basic_exe
      @basic_exe 7 лет назад +30

      Hence the "15 minutes later" sequence. Plus, Nazo's fanmade not canon

    • @flamo2666
      @flamo2666 7 лет назад +9

      yeah alot of characters but nobody really knows them yeah people do but you have to be a fan if you want to care about them

    • @TechnicSky
      @TechnicSky 7 лет назад +17

      Arceus Lord of Creation Yo you forgot the purple weasel dog thing with a cap gun and that duck who has bombs
      Not to mention Mecha Sonic, Mecha Shadow, Mecha Knuckles, Antoine, Bunni the Rabbot, Uncle Chuck, Becoe and Decoe, Shadic, Snively, Metal Sonic, Maria Robotnick, Omega, that other small robot from the Sonic fighting game and from Sonic X I forgot his name, but he basically made Cream destroy him, then there's Super Sonic 3, Chao, Hyper Sonic and Hyper Shadow, Super Knuckles and Super Tails and finally
      *BIG THE MOTHERFUCKING CAT*

    • @ultimateblade4127
      @ultimateblade4127 7 лет назад +9

      I feel like I should be ashamed for knowing a good chunk of those.

  • @sylvaticdaveo4486
    @sylvaticdaveo4486 4 года назад +35

    Sonic 64 was such a hit.
    Mario 06 on the other hand.

    • @NuggetOG
      @NuggetOG 4 года назад +3

      it couldve been great if the controls worked. for example in sonic 64, all of sonics attacks were fast and accurate and it only took a few minutes to get used to the controls and hours to master it. there are many speedrunning techniques that dont break the game but are still fun like the backwards dash jump. but mario on the other hand just moves as slow as an anvil and he looses any momentum since his jumps auto targets all enemies and the level design is super linear. even the star is broken since it is meant to last a limited time but becasue they werent bother to code it in it cause the game to be super easy while frustrating.
      sonic 64:9/10 couldve used some boss variety instead of 3 bowsers
      mario 06: 3/10 while trash it still has pretty decent music and it is enjoyable if youre with friends

    • @brucesewing6183
      @brucesewing6183 2 года назад +2

      @@NuggetOG Don't You Mean 3 Eggmen

    • @ps4pro668
      @ps4pro668 2 года назад +2

      At least the Real time fandub for Mario 06 was good

  • @stormcutter59
    @stormcutter59 7 лет назад +130

    Funny as hell, but people really need to stop hating on Sonics friends. They were fine up until 06. And Sonic has always been "edgy". People dont know the meaning of that word. It means to go outside of your initial nature. Sonic has been that way since its beginning. Hes the dark and cool to Marios happy go lucky charm

    • @walrusman151
      @walrusman151 7 лет назад +3

      Joseph Franc Good point man

    • @stormcutter59
      @stormcutter59 7 лет назад +13

      ash 151 thanks. It is true. Now 06 and maybe Shadow went WAY TOO hard! But like SA1 and 2, CD, sonic 3 and the like, thats where its at

    • @walrusman151
      @walrusman151 7 лет назад +1

      Joseph Franc Yea, favorite sonic games are the original, sonic and knucles, sonic cd, maybe sonic colours and generations too

    • @stormcutter59
      @stormcutter59 7 лет назад +3

      ash 151 Generations was cool. Colors was fine. CD is probably my favorite though

    • @walrusman151
      @walrusman151 7 лет назад +1

      Joseph Franc Yea, just the sonic cd theme was brilliant. I only have it on a PS2 classic collection currently (but it means the graphics and music are super crisp) and use a fitting retro themed controller. Being more of a Nintendo man, I doubt I will ever get a sega mega drive and sega cd

  • @guthriebarrett
    @guthriebarrett 3 года назад +27

    "Fang the Sniper, also called Nack the Weasel, is a fictional character in the Sonic the Hedgehog series. He is an anthropomorphic jerboa-wolf and treasure hunter living in the Special Stage who tries to get his hands on the Chaos Emeralds for monetary purposes.He is a slick villain, but his aspirations are small-time. Fang uses a Popgun as his primary weapon and the Marvelous Queen "aerobike" as his mode of transportation."

    • @wondershowzn
      @wondershowzn 3 года назад +1

      He's Sonic's version of Wario, character-wise. The one motivated by greed.

  • @frandovian
    @frandovian 7 лет назад +53

    Do you want to login to U-Play?

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  7 лет назад +52

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @blackbluealexv2
      @blackbluealexv2 7 лет назад

      Dorkly Does mario's rival have guns ?

  • @solblackguy
    @solblackguy 7 лет назад +69

    I'm naming that Sonic rival Cinos and nobody can stop me

    • @yerrrsh
      @yerrrsh 7 лет назад

      BlueFlare1997 GENIUS!!!

    • @ggk912daniel
      @ggk912daniel 7 лет назад +2

      Do not steal.

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 7 лет назад +11

      Nah, it'd be better to call him "Sonic". You get it? It's lke Sonic, but with the S upside down!
      ...please don't kill me.

    • @paradoxzee6834
      @paradoxzee6834 7 лет назад +2

      You mean Wasonic

    • @c_cubed
      @c_cubed 7 лет назад

      Too Late

  • @bloomingdaemon
    @bloomingdaemon 5 лет назад +109

    "The safeword is 'Federation Force'"
    "...I have a headache all of a sudden"

    • @mrcream1461
      @mrcream1461 5 лет назад +7

      Guess you could say sonic BOOMED in samus

  • @CoylerProductions
    @CoylerProductions 3 года назад +4

    Samus: I'm owned by Nintendo,it ain't pretty.
    Captain Falcon: No one could possibly comprehend my suffering

  • @fayeandfrasier
    @fayeandfrasier 6 лет назад +192

    "I'm owned by Nintendo and it ain't pretty"
    *Sigh*
    "Just give me the virus link"

    • @taylorcny
      @taylorcny 4 года назад +1

      that ain't happining

    • @KTEXE-xj6lg
      @KTEXE-xj6lg 4 года назад +1

      Nintendo kinda forgot about metroid

    • @Ness_and_Sonic
      @Ness_and_Sonic 4 года назад

      @@KTEXE-xj6lg Actually, I think it's Ice Climbers and F-Zero that they're ignoring now.

    • @KTEXE-xj6lg
      @KTEXE-xj6lg 4 года назад

      @@Ness_and_Sonic F zero and ice climbers only live on in smash now there tectnitoly dead

    • @Ness_and_Sonic
      @Ness_and_Sonic 4 года назад

      @@KTEXE-xj6lg Kid Icarus went missing for quite some time before that 3DS game. Uprising, I think it was called.

  • @vocalcalibration8033
    @vocalcalibration8033 7 лет назад +34

    I really can't imagine Nintendo owning Sonic would be as lovely as everyone seems to think. Also... Nack was a villain.

    • @WilberWoolbear
      @WilberWoolbear 7 лет назад +3

      VocalCalibration But wasn't his name Fang the Sniper?

    • @vocalcalibration8033
      @vocalcalibration8033 7 лет назад +1

      Mrloserdan He had two names, it had something to do with the Japanese and English translations or something.
      What perplexes me is that they even brought up Fang when talking about Sonic's friends, he hasn't been in a game since Sonic the Fighters beyond a couple easter eggs.

    • @Battle_64
      @Battle_64 7 лет назад +1

      It would still be a lot more lovely then Sega owning it. Haha

    • @vocalcalibration8033
      @vocalcalibration8033 7 лет назад

      ***** I'm inclined to disagree.

    • @sharkjumpingwalrus6744
      @sharkjumpingwalrus6744 7 лет назад +5

      @VocalCalibration That was kinda the point of them sticking Samus at the end. Sonic was just dreaming about what he thinks it would be like.

  • @Gothicslenderman
    @Gothicslenderman 7 лет назад +24

    I can't believe you didn't bring up.
    -Mario overshadowing 90% of Nintendo IPs.
    -Mario levels now just using the same Grass, dessert, icy themes
    -Constant focus on gimmicks
    -DMCA
    -RUclips Copyright
    -A fanbase that will pretend it's ok when Nintendo does any of these things and flip out when someone else does, even if they handle it better than Nintendo.
    -system with little to no memory
    (note Nintendo fans, I like Nintendo. And I was making a joke)

    • @Physicalchemistry15151
      @Physicalchemistry15151 7 лет назад

      Gothicslenderman Ignoring 90% of IPs would have been nice to see in the video but nothing that has to do with Nintendo hardware since I'm getting sick of people talking only about that and rarely talking about software

    • @TheOverlordomar
      @TheOverlordomar 7 лет назад

      ***** HAH, yeah sure, sonic boom beats the hell out of Mario 3D world.

  • @AssapimasterShinikoza
    @AssapimasterShinikoza 6 лет назад +1501

    That Sonic Odyessy seemed pretty good

    • @hypyman45
      @hypyman45 6 лет назад +19

      AssapimasterShinikoza610392 you mean sonic unleashed?

    • @ejelecflametails6657
      @ejelecflametails6657 5 лет назад +13

      Sonic Odyssey sounds to me like Sonic x Edtrian Odyssey

    • @livingplushfilms5233
      @livingplushfilms5233 5 лет назад +3

      But the game after that is Super Sonic Tennis Aces

    • @thaliayajama3376
      @thaliayajama3376 5 лет назад +3

      AssapimasterShinikoza610392 nah I like super sonic galaxy oh yeah and I love tails crafted world it’s fun

    • @swegkilla2015
      @swegkilla2015 5 лет назад +2

      Sonic maker was amazing

  • @PolarVortex7
    @PolarVortex7 3 года назад +9

    0:34 spring sound always gets me XD

  • @faded9581
    @faded9581 3 года назад +104

    Would the minimalist story and characterization being reduced to a few vague personality traits and mannerisms ever have worked for Sonic, jokes aside?
    I don’t think it would have. He never would have taken off if he was portrayed in this manner.

    • @Gogetossj50
      @Gogetossj50 3 года назад +22

      It's not just the story and characterization: I think the sales of Sonic Lost Work show that Mario's style of gameplay and aesthetic's just don't work with Sonic.

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 2 года назад +6

      No it wouldn’t have
      That literally what is happening right now
      And the brand feel deader then ever (let hope the 30 year game is good )

    • @Blanktester685
      @Blanktester685 7 месяцев назад +1

      excatly, gonna love all the people who act like mario games are perfect and nintendo can do no wrong.

  • @AdamYJ
    @AdamYJ 7 лет назад +41

    But . . . I like Cream the Rabbit. She can fly by flapping her ears.

  • @datanotfoundpleasetryagain3559
    @datanotfoundpleasetryagain3559 7 лет назад +20

    And then Sonic woke up to find out that he was owned by Koei Tecmo.
    Shit fanservice and sexualization surrounding every girl ensues (even poor Cream), and 13 cut-and-paste Muso games were made based on it.

  • @kewlsanic
    @kewlsanic 3 года назад +18

    0:09 Not when Sonic Mania has Appeared

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 7 лет назад +75

    I just noticed it has the cast of sonic for hore,..
    neat.

    • @JustCallMeHeavy
      @JustCallMeHeavy 7 лет назад +1

      i see you.

    • @johnalogue9832
      @johnalogue9832 7 лет назад +6

      No, no. Samus was for hore. You got the ending of the video backwards.
      That was an awful joke. I apologize in advance.

    • @Dr.Gaming98
      @Dr.Gaming98 7 лет назад

      ProbeVoyages as a wise man once said, "I've done worse"

    • @tanjajan53
      @tanjajan53 7 лет назад

      i accpt your excuse from thepast and give you 1 like

  • @Krystalmyth
    @Krystalmyth 4 года назад +53

    Damn Sonic kisses hardcore when you need a safeword.

    • @photonsOrigin
      @photonsOrigin 3 года назад +4

      Nah, Samus is a freak, my guy.

  • @sayachan6069
    @sayachan6069 7 лет назад +61

    Because nintendo is a flawless perfect company who can do no wrong, just look at how they treat youtubers or fan game creators and the amazing Wii u sales.

    • @crazybobert5243
      @crazybobert5243 7 лет назад +12

      Saya chan they know how to handle/develop their games properly unlike 75% of companies

    • @K-Sha1
      @K-Sha1 7 лет назад +3

      Grade A side neps and sarcasm.

    • @YMangaka
      @YMangaka 7 лет назад +6

      yea! It's not like they ruled their company specified in gaming and brought gameplay evolution since over 20 years, huh ?!.... (oh, wait..)

    • @dave6324
      @dave6324 7 лет назад +18

      Saya chan Nintendo isn't flawless, but at least they aren't EA.

    • @gyflies
      @gyflies 7 лет назад +14

      Oh yeah the Wii u isn't doing nearly as well as Sega's new console......oh wait.

  • @CooperDooper38
    @CooperDooper38 2 года назад +7

    Just imagine "The Year of Tails" instead of... Whatever the hell they were thinking when writing him in Sonic Forces.
    That's the timeline I wanna live in.

    • @Just_Some_Yonko_With_A_Beard
      @Just_Some_Yonko_With_A_Beard Год назад +2

      Lost Worlds too. I feel like the character assassination in that game is understated in comparison to that one (still really bad) Tails scene in Forces

    • @CooperDooper38
      @CooperDooper38 Год назад

      @@Just_Some_Yonko_With_A_Beard he's been downhill since right after the Adventure games, I'm just hoping that they actually follow up on Fronteirs properly by giving him his own solo adventure.

  • @smaaron_j_46
    @smaaron_j_46 7 лет назад +99

    you're close to 2M subs! :D

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  7 лет назад +27

      we know! tell your friends to sub!

    • @uinav7726
      @uinav7726 7 лет назад +5

      Dorkly We don't have friends :(

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  7 лет назад +67

      tell strangers then

    • @notasas9882
      @notasas9882 7 лет назад +5

      Dorkly But dorkly, that's how you get kidnapped and forced to invest in a timeshare.

    • @Co_opCat
      @Co_opCat 7 лет назад +5

      Not As As ~but timeshares are amazing. They are so much fun and very affordable. Get a timeshare, friend, its greeaaaaat.
      *chanting* one of us, one of us, one of us...

  • @Treecko_2099
    @Treecko_2099 7 лет назад +915

    Now that Metroid 2 and MP4 were announced, Captain Falcon would've fit the joke better.
    Even though it would be gay.

    • @NoahWeisbrod
      @NoahWeisbrod 7 лет назад +35

      SgtTreecko Only after ruining her characterization in Other M and taunting fans with Federation Force, the Metroid game without Samus or Metroids.

    • @ROJOyNARANJA
      @ROJOyNARANJA 7 лет назад +17

      SgtTreecko
      IT COULD BE JUDY SUMMERS

    • @grantcooper5799
      @grantcooper5799 7 лет назад +9

      Well, Nathaniel Bandy's top ten sexiest Nintendo characters video had cap. Falcon in it...

    • @alpharabbit2353
      @alpharabbit2353 7 лет назад +22

      Sonic spends most of his time with an 8 year boy. If he's not a little gay by now, then sex is completely absent from his mind

    • @Krimberr
      @Krimberr 6 лет назад

      SgtTreecko yeah Metroid is actually running pretty well rn

  • @TheMammalizerOLD
    @TheMammalizerOLD 7 лет назад +88

    If sonic was owned by Nintendo there wouldn't be sonic games as Nintendo wouldn't make any.

    • @NeroSwiss
      @NeroSwiss 7 лет назад +2

      The Mammalizer Yep, they have enough flagshipgames to deal with, one more would be too much.

    • @thegamesresearcher
      @thegamesresearcher 7 лет назад +4

      But they would sure as hell fight against the fans doing them since they have to protect the profits from the sales of games that do not exist =/

    • @dreadkaiser1058
      @dreadkaiser1058 7 лет назад

      would no Sonic games be better or worse than....say Sonic '06?

    • @Darkness19Z
      @Darkness19Z 7 лет назад

      +DreadKaiser like how people still use that as the worst and don't even know Sonic Labyrinth.

    • @northwindkey
      @northwindkey 7 лет назад +2

      Secret Rings is worse than 06. It's like they made an entire game out of the moch speed sections.

  • @valemontgomery9401
    @valemontgomery9401 Год назад +6

    I never understood the “Sonic’s stupid friends” criticism. Imagine if Dragon Ball stopped at Piccolo. Or if Star Wars stopped at Lando. Or if Mario stopped at Yoshi.
    Oh sorry, is Mario allowed to have a lot of characters? Funny that.

    • @gligarguy4010
      @gligarguy4010 11 месяцев назад

      People hate the extended Mario's case as well tbf, so you're just proving their point.

    • @Kenner-fj5rp
      @Kenner-fj5rp 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@gligarguy4010That's completely false, people love the extended Mario case, they have been well received in their latest games, despite the fact that in their latest games there is more variety of playable characters than usual.

  • @gustavovillegas95
    @gustavovillegas95 7 лет назад +127

    Here's an idea. What if Disney owns Nintendo.

    • @psychronia
      @psychronia 7 лет назад +6

      But a *catchy* musical and predictable plot that people love making theories about.

    • @donotscantheqrcode8700
      @donotscantheqrcode8700 7 лет назад

      Like the guy above said, every game would basically be a interactive musical with plots more predictable than "Hero defeats bad guy and gets the girl"

    • @morshuthemerchant5558
      @morshuthemerchant5558 7 лет назад

      TOO LATE!!!
      universal beat you to it!

    • @originalindigodingo
      @originalindigodingo 7 лет назад

      Do Not Scan The QR Code You must be seeing way different Marvel Cinematic Universe movies to me. I don't recall the Punisher breaking into song when he tortured a drug lord with a power saw.

    • @originalindigodingo
      @originalindigodingo 7 лет назад

      FuzzerDeluxe Zootopia.