If Videogames Were More Realistic (Compilation)
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- Опубликовано: 10 дек 2021
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No fly lists, monkey incest, and Professor Oak banging your mom. Probably best the games are as they are.
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“oh god, why arent these feral wild animals lining up for individual battles?”
-That was hilarious 😂
Funny thing is how horde battle is a thing in Pokemon 6th Gen....
Your stepped on my son Guys get this bastard
I think legend arceus will be like that
Is it wrong to laugh when Pac-Man gets full and then pukes? 8:08
why does that make me laugh? 8:08
Dr. Robotnik's golden idea of tricking Sonic into eating those enticingly delicious gold-plated lead rings thus resulting in Sonic slowly dying from contracting lead poison ran rings around all of the other contraptions he created with the purpose of defeating Sonic.
I mean gold poisoning is also deadly...
Dont be a dragon hoarding shiny objects, it never ended well for anyone. And...how did u manage to swallow those rings without chocking on them?!?!?
@@FTWDanzig Gold isn't poisonous, it doesn't interact or break down in our digestive systems. It's sometimes used in fancy food and drinks, and you can buy alcohol with small pieces of gold in it. The thing you do have to worry about if you eat it is it getting stuck, if it's in big enough pieces.
@@intheftin2861 He's Gajeel but for gold, obviously.
@@FTWDanzig I've never heard of that. Are you sure it's real?
"Honestly, a history of incest explains a lot." This paired with the facial expressions gets me every time
There's also King Kong. Could he be related?
@@cameronthebrony9161 In the actual lore of the games, King Kong is the original "Kong" to gain fame, and that's who Cranky Kong is. If you've ever listened to Cranky Kong talk about who he was when he was young, he's literally King Kong. And the "Baby Kong" or "Kong Junior" from the 1980's after "Kong" was such a big hit? That's Donkey Kong as a baby.
@@ryangainey94 I had a feeling because there's no way it could've been a coincidence
@@ryangainey94 that's, like, entirely wrong. King Kong is in no way related to the Kongs from Nintendo games, Miyamoto just thought that "Kong" meant "ape". The Donkey Kong we see in the current games and Smash is Donkey Kong III. Cranky is Donkey Kong I, the one from the original 1981 arcade game with Mario. Donkey Kong, Jr. is either DK's father or uncle, but it's never been confirmed which.
@@cameronthebrony9161 except he was wrong about literally every single sentence.
"You goddamn molestasaurus Rex"
Is still funny to me
It is even tho I don’t get it
Yoshi is atcually a monolophosaurus
The cops came out of nowhere 0:02
@@alexthefox1175 bruh
@@alexthefox1175 bro. 🤦♂️
@@_TheHolyPeanut what? I watch game theory
Fun fact, the space pirates tried to reverse engineer the morph ball, and all the test subjects died horribly, so it is a realistic outcome for everyone besides samus and the chozo.
Who would have thought child Samus receiving Chozo blood would help her use their tech safely
@@RealGateGuardianthe Chozo I guess
Well if you look at the logs in the game you learn that Samus is transformed in pure energy in morph ball,you can actually see the glowing core of the ball that leave a constant trail.
6:40 Link’s health bar flashes with every chest compression
nobody likes this comment from 8 months ago
Cuz 69
One more like and the 8-bit counting system is out.
edit: it's out already
Cool detail
3:44 You know, I think spraying urine on stuff is probably the most normal thing that you can do.
I did once. By accident. Why do women think it’s easy for us men to pee standing up?
the funny this is Foxes actually eat Hedgehogs
Silly Dorkly, "huh neat" never lost their shine.
I agree with yo sexy ass self ma dawg
😛
200th thumbs up and agreed.
3:34
Okay, the Archie Sonic comic did demonstrate that Knuckles and other echidnas came from eggs, but even then, that should just be limited to female echidnas (i.e. Knuckles' mother).
also HE is the last of his kind ... so even if we imagine Knuckles is secretly female .... there is no father.
Same goes for Sonic. Males would definitely 86 their kids, but only moms eat them.
@@Enja_Near So that's what happened to Manic and Sonia
@@metazoxan2 Technically no.
There are other living Echidnas, their entire society just decided to hide from him. It is incredibly weird.
@@chrishakala528 Man he really is the unfavorite. Got his own race to disown him for little to no reason.
Actually Samus could fit into the morph ball uninjured realistically. Contortionists are fuckin' wild
Plus she’s half bird-person i guess
I mean, the morph ball is about 3 feet tall, and Samus is 6’3” canonically.
She might have lightly malleable bones, plus they aren't really like human bones because she is probably more bird than regular person by now.
@@icyatlasartworks After Fusion she's also part Space Jellyfish...
Y'know Metroid is pretty f*ckin weird when you think about it.
@@northwindkey yeah, and I don't even want to get into everything that happens in dread, I feel like this entire series is just one long acid trip that Samus forgot to come down from
“Were… were you just in my mom’s room?”
She doesn’t have a room. They were in the kitchen.
I can't decide if them being in the kitchen makes it more or less f'ed up than the bedroom.
2:48 "Huh. Maybe a mute child, who has never seen battle of any kind, isn't the best candidate to go on a giant adventure. Anyways, i'm gonna go lay eggs in his brain"
Top 10 famous quotes
I was literally about to type that-..
Are we just not gonna talk about how link was literally about to get a SPIDERS eggs LAYED IN HIS BRAIN. If anyone has seen Aliens, you know how disturbing it is to see some creepy creature burst out of a humans chest. If you didn’t feel bad for link in this scene, I’m afraid you might not be well. (Im joking of course)
Like number 222
*anyways, I'm gonna go lay eggs in his brain*
Missed a "huh, neat" opportunity at 7:33. Sonic should've helped Robotnik, but backs away and says, "Naw, heat!"
Oh, that's gold.
Well, lead painted to look golden, at least.
@@pkmntrainermark8881 JAIL- 💀
@@pkmntrainermark8881 AHAHAHH
there's nothing neat in what he witnessed
“Hello, in today’s documentary we’re going to walk you through how realistic video games get”
1%, so the first part is 12%
4:30 both the voice acting and the character movements are incredibly well done here
6:56 If this is supposed to be realistic, Mario's face would not be the only thing that's burning off.
thinking back, it might be because he looked at the angry sun directly and not because he got close, but idk XD
35th like
YEAH
His skeleton nor his clothes would even be a thing
yeah he would just disintegrate
That's what Samus gets for wanting to be a Transformer!
My favourite part is Sub Zero's reaction to that punch. Also, a plumber probably can't replace a good old doctor.
He's the only one in-network and accepting new patients.
@williamjacobs
Dr Robotnik is also accepting new patients.
I still can't get over how they said "flame blast" instead of fire blast.
A flame blast would be any Fire type attack.
Fire Blast is a Pokemon move. Flame Blast is a Megaman weapon.
Kong is just their version of Jones or Smith very common last name but still a solid joke
Kong is the ruling (and only) family for hundreds of years. Innocence ruined.
Its the name of their tribe... their entire tribe are all kongs
That till doesnt explain how they all have the same grandfather.
@@ez_company9325 aunts and uncles?
@@OrpheasVIPC they'd still be cousins
9:41 He sounds like Tails
He does!
Ikr
Singing staying alive while trying yo revive Link is now my new favourite Dorkly gag
Actually, doing that while performing chest compressions helps you stay in tempo. I learned that in CPR class.
Fax!
Sonic :no thanks i already died
2:30 Mario was lucky to have Luigi show up. This scene was still very funny tho
Why did he think a tornado wasn't gonna kill him?
0:40 that transition tho
7:10 is still one of my favorite.
Which one
The PokeBall one
Or
The Egg Mobile crashing one
@@cansewa6296 egg mobile.
@@CaporaiYou mean 7:16-7:36. Sonic shouldn’t feel guilty for what he did. Dr. Eggman was evil and deserved to die.
@@theBigA1992it was too far
The DK incest one was so accurate. Explains Chunky Kong perfectly.
And Lanky Kong
4:56 this one had me dying😂😂😂
Kong is their tribe name. There's quite a few of them in the tribe.
So, are we not going to talk about how both Houndoom and Herdier are below the lvl they first evolve at?
And? In Yellow you can catch a Pidgeotto in Viridian Forest. That's obviously way below the level it evolves from Pidgey at.
*insert b2w2 iris with lvl 50 hydreigon and pokemon shield currsola in alistor gym fight* first time?
@@oceanman2398 And Bw Drayden/Iris with Haxorus.
And falkner from gold/silver has a pidgeotto way before you can evolve pidgey into it. This isn't the first time this has happened.
Sus
Can "Dorkly Channel" create a film series "Pokemon meets their Mega Evolutions"?
Second this idea!
6:39 Fairy is a natural born reviver, and she can be both cute and funny while trying to bring Link back to life.
0:14 I was always wondering how Samus was even able to do this. But now I know what will happen in the realistic way.
well if we are talking realistic.... there shouldve been a bloody (and other bodily fluids) froth coming from the ball.... I mean her volume goes from 100% to like 15%.... all the liquid in her body would be squeezed out like a dirty rag. It would make a good MK3 Fatality.
All her bones are broken aka dead and also definitely not able to speak
In Metroid Prime when you read the Space Pirates research at Phazon Mines they say they tried to replicate the morphball technology, but failed because it was crushing their bodies.
"You really think I can afford infinite gold rings?!"
But... infinite gold rings costs the same price as infinite lead rings.
9:21 now that is realistic
They forget that eggman is using animals as a power source until they slowly die
Link is a reincarnating badass who has the combined skills of all his past lives
PIts realistic, not lore accurate, lol
And Samus was gene modded to be able to roll into a ball
And subzero is able to break platinum
@@blank2276 diamond too
9:18 WRONG! Wrong Sir!! ‘Huh Neat’ will ALWAYS be Special 😆
6:51 Raiders Of The Lost Ark Reference.
Sonic didn’t want to do “Huh, neat”, so Robotnik did it in the end!
Because he's dead.
@@HarmonyBunny exactly
7:30, I actually imagine Robotnic (I refuse to call him Eggman) making a robotic version of himself to crash and burn and cry for mercy all to trick Sonic, or anyone really, into helping him.
I guess old habits die hard but some people say his full name is Robotnik Eggman just to troll XD
I call him Eggman/Robotnik. Hey, Sega seems inconsistent on what his actual name is
And I'm of the minority who refuses to call him Robotnik 😅.
you just did
Isn’t that what Doctor Wily (from Mega Man) did?
1:50 That vet's going to be feeling that burn for quite a while...
I see you've read the Pokedex
“That vet’s going to be feeling the pure fat free milk for quite a while…”
8:38 funniest part for me
LMAO
At 3:51, the the Dorkly coin rings, you see for a split second the old Dorkly sign, then revert to the new D sign. Huh, neat.
9:00 Sonic didn't arrive because he had to do two movies called Sonic hedgehog 1 and 2 defeating doctor Robotic aka actor Jim Carrey 🤣👍
"Now excuse me while I spray musky urine over here to mark my territory, LIKE A NORMAL PERSON" best quote
8:20 did you just come out of my moles house? Best part
I will never understand the thought process of the person that comes up with getting mauled by pidgeys and rattatas is the realistic outcome.
Pidgeys no unless u mess with their nest. Rattatas & raticates yes because a swarm of rats will overpower and eat anyone or anything just by sheer numbers, or if the intended prey is injured/helpless
depends upon what lore or interpretation of Pokemon you are going with. In the Manga, for instance, it's explained that all Pokemon view humans as a threat, so they attack and this is why Humans can not do much without having at least one on hand. As for getting mauled, quick attack was something akin to moving from zero to mach speed for ordinary speed pokemon, Pidgey can create tornadoes, and rattatas can chew through just about anything
So, will we ever have a 100% realistic video game or is that just real life? If so, I want a refund.
@@thehentaimaster4457 But no option to continue once you quit.
There's always good ole Desert Bus.
The only game to get to 100% realistically is ddlc...would anyone like to volunteer to be hung, shot, stabbed, and to be erased by a vat of acid?? If not, we will never reach this quota (also i highly recommend to avoid doing this, if u do decide to, please note there will be no video live of such events taking place)
Tier zoo. It’ll make you feel better
Prof. Oak is the only one in these vids that's 100% realistic.
9:30 stop being so entitled. It actually belongs to jumpman. Plot twist
Haa!
There should definitely be a series for this topic, i think it would allow for some funny creativity.
😄👍
Please look up the word compilation in the dictionary.
@@EmeraldEyesEsoteric i know what the word Compilation mean Jerk. That doesn't mean they made an actual Series out of it.
Please go be ridiculous somewhere else.
I'll never get tired of these
5:09 Sweet Home Alabama
Why 💀
@@Adamlatoz-dsx4n Slvy? What’s that?
Where the skies are so blue
9:12 lol meta commentary on how many times sega has used green hill zone
7:58 the most realistic one for me
He ate 71 pellets.
So relatable
10:52 even if they were moving really quickly, I doubt 2 fluffy fox tails could cut someone's head off
depends upon the speed they're rotating at. Force = mass x acceleration . There was some different formula for impact that involves the surface area, but I do not know that one. Fun fact, this is why Ant-man moves slowly. If he moves fast, his body will tear through anything it touches because his mass does not change
Wow so realistic for a compilation, it even got a sponsor segment
Isn't it nice one of my favorite channels can make awesome, free content for me by getting some sponsorships coins!
4:46 sweet home Alabama stuff
10:30 Did Luigi say he’s going to miss Baby Mario’s bris? I didn’t know the Mario family was Jewish haha
No, they're Italians.
@@olivesouch6423 yeah Luigi said he was the moil and what Italians can’t be Jewish?
Bro This Was So Good.... So REALISTIC
I’ve always wondered how Samus can morph into a ball without breaking every bone in her body.
Saw some that mentioned some sort of alien DNA she has inside of her, also we cant roll into perfect balls but we can roll about egg-like which is pretty close to a ball
Yeah, what that other person said, pretty sure there's a GameTheory about that from a few years ago, I think it was a "The SCIENCE of..." episode but check the other playlists if you don't find it. ...If you wanna watch it, that is.
Bird magic
Well, the morph ball is 3’ tall, and Samus is 6’3”. It isn’t that hard to fit into it. I think the morph ball is like a casing that goes around her when she crouches
I just chalk it up to highly advanced biomechanical technology.
6:33
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4:33 *DUUUUUUUUDE! I THINK I BROKE MY HAAAAAAAAAAND! SHIIIIIIIT! ICE IS SO MUCH HARDER THAN NOT ICE!*
CAN SOMEONE GOOGLE WEBMD?!
@@Valhalla05 Ready for our double date?
Isn’t Sub Zero strong enough to break bricks? Why can’t he break ice?
@@True_Angelo its supposed to be what happens in reality
@@kayla73589You know it donkey! Me and Dixie Kong are super excited!
Here ya go! The percentage of how realistic video games have become:
1) 10%
2) 11%
3) 13%
4) 69%
5) 35%
6) 22%
7) 25%
I doubt any one would be interested, but that totals up to 185% additional realness.
@@kingzak13 cool
4) Nice.
Neat...
@@yoshidinono8095 huh, neat
1:46 Houndoom vs. Herdier, that is Nightmare Fuel!!
Just think of a houndoom with a mighteyana...
@@intheftin2861 Oh GOD!!
Mightyena vs. Herdier is even WORSE!!
Thats why i said houndoom, both wouldve been fighting but u had to make a dumb 3 way streak didntcha????!!!!?? Look at the pile up mess u did im out *puts shotgun to head*
Wait all dog types love herdier..hornier literally in name nooo!!!
@@intheftin2861 Either way, Houndoom vs. Mightyena wouldn't be that different. Just Nightmare Fuel.
0:34 Little Mac is literally a professional boxer, he could kick those thugs' ass in a heartbeat.
Fists ain't doing shit to a dude with a gun or a weapon.
Funny thing is, when the space pirates tried to reverse engineer the morph ball, the testers DID end up breaking every bone in their bodies.
4:41 i love dis part
The game that are 10% realistic is my favorite one
Which is what? GTA?
Bitlife?
7:40 is too funny! I don't know why I love hearing those manic screams. It cracks Me up! LMFAO! 😂
I know, right? Mario is both confused and uncaring about it.
And the look on the cloud's face when it lands...classic 😂
9:25
What happened is Donkey Kong messed up the metal bars, which caused sparks to appear in the oil which somehow caused the fire to come to life, and Jump Man has to save his girl
0:38.
It's NYC in the 1980s...You could just...wreck them Mac. Have doc leave before they pin it on him, but just crush them lmao.
I know, right? Dude's a professional boxer, he could take those two loudmouthed punks with his lead hand tied behind his back.
@@RabblesTheBinx and get off on self-defense
6:40 😂😂😂
7:42 I like how the cloud's facial expression changes lol
0:50
I HATE U!
*Starts pecking Sonic*
This was painful to watch 7:15
EDIT: sonics reaction was probalbly just like ours
25th like
I was laughing.
@@dragonkidsstudios6856you are f***** up
But sonic could’ve realistically yes this version for this channel he’s a bit of a douche bag. I think that’s a nice way to say it. But realistically he could save him.
Pls bring this series back man
4:09 horde encounters....
0:59 that makes me laugh on the voice when he’s yelling
Which game was it?? I remember playing it as a kid
I think it’s street fighter
@@alexthefox1175 Yeah, it's Street Fighter
7:57 paceman starts
The one where luigi is stuck in traffic is hilarious 😂
In the last one is Robotnik still wearing his homemade “I got boned by the big dog” shirt?
As Tails accidentally killed Sonic with his two Tails that powerful enough to carry him for half a minute that was neat
6:41 🎶ah ah ah Staying alive staying alive Ah ah ah🎶
7:45 the poor cloud looking down
I never noticed that, thanks man
3:37
Makes sense, because of the SEGA lore, in which Knuckles' the last echidna of his clan, he's finally learned how to repopulate.
“Anyway, I’m gonna go lay eggs in his brain” is the most underrated sentence in HISTORY
Edit: 90 Likes!? I never expected this! Thank you all so much!
I know right?! It’s so gross to think about!
Realistically though, the arrow should have still gotten to the hostile "untrained children" can still shoot an arrow amazing distances.
Hitting the target, or doing so with enough oomph to cause damage, that is another story
Luigi: I'm confused about Baby Mario. Is he you as a baby or is it a time travel thing?
The original Donkey Kong, from 1981, is now Cranky Kong. His son, Donkey Kong Jr, is the short monkey who saves young Cranky from Mario, in 1982. DK Jr's son, Donkey Kong, is the star of Donkey Kong Country, in 1994, and has a nephew named Diddy Kong.
Also kong isn't their surname... its the tribe name. Their all kongs. Don't ask.
So theyre a tribe of apes called kongs, wonder what other tribes are known as??
Can you ask Harambe what tribe he's from for me? Ty *pulls out a chainsaw*
8:53 that Sonic character reminds me of a robotic Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob
It's crabmeat
@@TheGooseGuy69 I see
@@michaelsegal3558 also it's one of Sonic's enemies
@@TheGooseGuy69 I see as much as I like Sonic games and tv shows but I never had a Sega Genius growing up I had more of the Nintendo products but I did know people who had a Sega Genius growing up though even though I personally never had one
It seems Gamefreak liked the idea of wild Pokémon attacking the trainer. They can now do this in the Legend of Arceus.
1:38: Robotnik: Huh, neat. Guess I win!
Tails: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2:23 why is that tornado have the sound queue to the opening of Ocarina of Time
The flute from Super Mario Bros 3 used the tune that originated from the flute in the first Legend of Zelda. Zelda had it first, so it belongs to Ocarina. Also, same composer, so he could put it in whatever game he wanted like KK does for his one particular song that's been in Mario Paint (an easter egg), Link's Awakening (an easter egg again), and Animal Crossing.
@@apollolux what an informative answer.
I appreciate it, thanks^^
Every death in this animation
0:18 1:37 1:56 2:29 3:21 4:27 6:39 6:55 7:05 7:14 7:44 8:09 10:04 10:52
That's some serious work right there!!! The video is rock as fire
Say you were born in the 90s without saying you were born in the 90s-
Thinking men in the 80s wouldn't wear pink.
Everything in the 80s was either neon lime green or hot pink.
EVERYTHING.
Why was that Doc to Motobug transition at 0:40 almost perfect.
true lol
7:23 Starved Eggman
*Burning Eggman
*Fried Eggs
*Cheesy Omelette
Yeah his skin is red
*i love that hedgehog*
1:45 is hilarious
*Uses the morph ball* "All of my bone are broken."
- Samus Aran -
A new Dorkly compilation.
Neat.
"Ah shit. It's-a OSHA" is for some reason extremely funny to me
Every construction company’s worst nightmare is OSHA
Really nice to binge these together in 1 video after what is going on right now in the real world.
6:44 "Help me break his sternum"...😆😱 I can't stop laughing, WTF is wrong with me?