If Pokedex Entries Were Literal 2 (Compilation)

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @XxAnimenatorxX
    @XxAnimenatorxX 4 года назад +1651

    Nintales: is a Ninetaled-fox
    Dorkly: Dog.

  • @firdausgaara2006
    @firdausgaara2006 4 года назад +1767

    Well that pikipeck is sweet. Trying to save her foe.

  • @AdolfoDeaquino
    @AdolfoDeaquino 4 года назад +876

    "Cubone it always wears the skull of its dead mother"
    Ditto: Give It Back

    • @ravenlet
      @ravenlet 3 года назад +5

      *._.*

    • @alexdemeter1455
      @alexdemeter1455 3 года назад +6

      She call it my hospital

    • @GoldenKirby
      @GoldenKirby 3 года назад

      Clever

    • @marcuslaffey1637
      @marcuslaffey1637 3 года назад +7

      I just noticed that when the Cubone mother explodes, there's 2 skulls. One goes flying off the screen

    • @b13stl1ama6
      @b13stl1ama6 3 года назад +11

      @@marcuslaffey1637 that's the mother's mother's skull

  • @cooperhewett-marx7507
    @cooperhewett-marx7507 4 года назад +714

    That "The more you know" thing KILLED me

  • @Aurea0522
    @Aurea0522 3 года назад +707

    *”Oh shit he’s gonna become the Sun everybody run runnnn”*

    • @Rexivious
      @Rexivious 3 года назад +15

      Tell me when I seen this I just got on that part😂

    • @ShowerEnjoyer99
      @ShowerEnjoyer99 3 года назад +5

      0:01

    • @seandunne4931
      @seandunne4931 3 года назад +8

      NOBODY CAN RUN FROM THE SUN!!!

    • @DEV-rw7eu
      @DEV-rw7eu 3 года назад +6

      *"THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER"*

    • @Kurokami112
      @Kurokami112 3 года назад +3

      There's nowhere to run, there's only hell, realized on earth...

  • @JustaGuy_Gaming
    @JustaGuy_Gaming 4 года назад +1314

    The real trick in Pokemon is to find that one pokemon that isn't a murderous psychopath out to destroy the world.

  • @LTM915
    @LTM915 4 года назад +1792

    Poor Metapod. And rattata. And frank. And eevee. And cubone. And ninetails. And ditto’s trainer. And Durant. And electrode. And smoochum’s boss. And Peanut Butter.

  • @DragonBorne1991
    @DragonBorne1991 4 года назад +2578

    Celebi: only appears in peaceful times
    Me in 2020: 😞

    • @Enchie
      @Enchie 4 года назад +65

      Maybe he will appear in 2021, if the US doesn't go into Civil War.

    • @alvinsy1107
      @alvinsy1107 4 года назад +31

      "Hahaha Celebi"

    • @moskadogplays7757
      @moskadogplays7757 4 года назад +22

      @@Enchie yea that's when the new pokemon game comes out pokemon nuclear winter with new fully automatic legendary pokemon

    • @Otonio_Bruno
      @Otonio_Bruno 4 года назад +8

      Celebi Celebi hahaha

    • @ZudinGodofWar
      @ZudinGodofWar 4 года назад +5

      @@Enchie didn't we already have one

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk 3 года назад +117

    This series is now literally just how many times you can add an adverb to complement the word "literal".

  • @KingAbbadon
    @KingAbbadon 4 года назад +109

    "so that's how cubone birth works"
    What can i say except delete this

  • @keynanmartinez
    @keynanmartinez 4 года назад +1676

    Dorkly wouldn't be here if Nintendo didn't have a messed up Imagination on these Pokemon.

    • @Golemoid
      @Golemoid 4 года назад +79

      Well, Gamefreak. Nintendo is just a publisher.

    • @alecity4877
      @alecity4877 4 года назад +44

      Well, the ratata thing is a real thing with some animals.

    • @ArtisChronicles
      @ArtisChronicles 4 года назад +23

      @@Golemoid technically there's 3 or 4 companies that own Pokemon. There's a company literally called the Pokemon company. I do believe Nintendo itself has say in how things go with Pokemon. Rather that's probably why a lot of spin offs exist.

    • @ArtisChronicles
      @ArtisChronicles 4 года назад +5

      @@alecity4877 guinea pigs are one of those animals that constantly need stuff to gnaw on.

    • @jamestinsley3110
      @jamestinsley3110 4 года назад +2

      You ever think that Pokemon is literally Hell.

  • @FuriousFireDude
    @FuriousFireDude 4 года назад +579

    3:30
    Pokedex: Celebi it has the power to travel across time, but it is said to only appear in peaceful time
    Me: Now I understand why Celebi didn't appear at my birthday

    • @Bladez10
      @Bladez10 4 года назад +46

      Sounds like it was one hell of a party.

    • @joserobert720
      @joserobert720 4 года назад +7

      Ok

    • @theinfamousguil
      @theinfamousguil 4 года назад +14

      celebi also didnt appear on my birthday. maybe its because he acknowledged the viral outbreak

    • @river6048
      @river6048 4 года назад +6

      Sounds fun

    • @goldturtleking3967
      @goldturtleking3967 4 года назад +9

      Same here. I was born during Hurricane Katrina.

  • @TruffulyCake
    @TruffulyCake 4 года назад +2123

    phantump is actually a child that died in a forest, how has the entry not been in one of these videos yet?

    • @Bladez10
      @Bladez10 4 года назад +114

      They could do a whole episode just on ghost type pokemon. They either kill children or were once children. Though agree with you that they have yet to cover Phantump.

    • @Golemoid
      @Golemoid 4 года назад +22

      well there's almost a thousand of them, give it time man

    • @QueenofTaterTots
      @QueenofTaterTots 4 года назад +16

      @@Bladez10 gengar used to be humam but not specifically a kid

    • @Bladez10
      @Bladez10 4 года назад +4

      @@QueenofTaterTots I was generalizing. Plus as you imply, it is possible.

    • @oscheoroset1298
      @oscheoroset1298 4 года назад +16

      Does that mean each time we breed a Phantump, we equivalent force a child die?

  • @Tokuijin
    @Tokuijin 3 года назад +277

    The ratata is actually the most realistic one. Rodents, in this case, rats, constantly needs to chew on things to wear their teeth down, otherwise, they grow too long, causing jaw deformities and all other issues.

    • @nelsoncua9739
      @nelsoncua9739 2 года назад +4

      Wow

    • @iankoberlein1974
      @iankoberlein1974 Год назад +8

      Lagomorphs do, too. I have two rabbits that need to chew on things constantly to prevent their teeth from growing too long for them to be able to eat.

  • @mixck
    @mixck 3 года назад +57

    The smile on ditto's face when he became the sun

  • @SethColby69
    @SethColby69 4 года назад +2965

    the people who make the funerals probably make a huge fortune for making so many funerals for so many of cubone's mothers

    • @TheDeathmail
      @TheDeathmail 4 года назад +42

      Cubone's skull ain't actually from it's mom... it's a myth...

    • @carsonyeohkaisheng7542
      @carsonyeohkaisheng7542 4 года назад +46

      @@TheDeathmail wait
      The pokedex lie

    • @DremagGames
      @DremagGames 4 года назад +41

      This is actually happened then the Cubone population would go extinct rather fast you need at least two children to keep a stable population otherwise you step into negative birth rate territory

    • @discordchaos7175
      @discordchaos7175 4 года назад +11

      @@carsonyeohkaisheng7542 did you ever watch that one ep of pokemon were Ash met the guy that wrights the pokedex

    • @jemandanderes5690
      @jemandanderes5690 4 года назад +6

      The trainers just bury them in their parent's backyard.

  • @chrismarkle7849
    @chrismarkle7849 4 года назад +1320

    They missed the chance call him Milfrank

  • @cedrickbeal6108
    @cedrickbeal6108 4 года назад +484

    Gardevoir: *Exists*
    Trainer: She's beautiful, I'm gonna catch it.
    Male Gardevoir: Ken, what have you done to our species?

    • @legendaryrelish7815
      @legendaryrelish7815 4 года назад +13

      Someone explain please

    • @alexisgeovann
      @alexisgeovann 4 года назад +7

      I don’t get it

    • @cedrickbeal6108
      @cedrickbeal6108 4 года назад +57

      It's Gardevoir's design and even at times it's Pokemon cry (Clearly noticable in Super Smash Bros Brawl and onward). It's a very feminine looking Pokemon, but that's not what Game Freak intended with their design. Ken Sugimori is a lead artist at the company. I'm unsure if he does the graphics, but Ralts evolution chain becomes more feminine in its design (Pink or Magenta eyes, light green skintone & if you want to call it this, hair, a white covering over the body which resembles a dress) when it evolves into Kirlia and finally Gardevoir.

    • @wovercomet9412
      @wovercomet9412 4 года назад +25

      You know,
      Pokémon D/P Beta version they did put the difference of gender to Gardevoir. Male Gardevoir has the red thorn larger, and female Gardevoir had there red thorn shorter.
      But then they decide not too.

    • @cedrickbeal6108
      @cedrickbeal6108 4 года назад +9

      @@wovercomet9412 Great to know, thanks for that. I'm not too deep in the later gens beyond 3, but thank you for that piece of knowledge. : D

  • @AwesomeGuy123
    @AwesomeGuy123 2 года назад +52

    Good to see Pikachu is doing good after the trauma from being Rusty’s Pokémon.

  • @Ninjaabo
    @Ninjaabo 3 года назад +38

    3:50 the celebi laugh was just to funny

  • @SaintJimmy379
    @SaintJimmy379 4 года назад +371

    Cacturne is f*cking scary tbh, like land Vultures covered in thorns.

    • @wiibrockster
      @wiibrockster 3 года назад +17

      Remember Kids: Always carry Repels with you!

    • @billyrobinson6815
      @billyrobinson6815 3 года назад +1

      Land vultures covered in thorns sounds metal as fuhk lol

  • @ArturoDamatoGX92
    @ArturoDamatoGX92 4 года назад +2498

    The golden Bidoof history continues...

  • @daleketchup7434
    @daleketchup7434 4 года назад +4493

    Petition to make the person in charge of the Pokédex go through therapy. Cause I think they have some problems needed to be talked about

    • @Xerothereaper
      @Xerothereaper 4 года назад +196

      Professor Westwood V writes the pokedex.
      He admitted that he makes some of them up.

    • @daleketchup7434
      @daleketchup7434 4 года назад +65

      You’re making that up
      Edit: well shit. I forgot about that episode

    • @PR_311
      @PR_311 4 года назад +107

      Please do not make that petition. I just released the guy who writes the Pokedéx out of therapy if I have to spend one more minute with him I will just explode like a Electrode. That guy is a good storyteller tough :O

    • @daleketchup7434
      @daleketchup7434 4 года назад +16

      PR311 are you serious or joking?

    • @Gladiux0
      @Gladiux0 4 года назад +21

      daleketchup obviously

  • @sharonbalmaceda1355
    @sharonbalmaceda1355 4 года назад +24

    I love the way pikipek doesn't give up until she heals metapod

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua 4 года назад +52

    The moment you realize that Cubone don't actually give birth... their head sheds its _body_ and they grow a new one.

    • @pokechannel9758
      @pokechannel9758 2 года назад

      Really? From where did you learned that?

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 2 года назад

      @@pokechannel9758 😈

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 2 года назад +1

      @@pokechannel9758 Actually, there is a species of slug that can do this. For realsies.

  • @TyDie85
    @TyDie85 4 года назад +237

    "you bent light, damnit" in that tone made me laugh out loud for real 😂🤣

  • @theinternetpolice2078
    @theinternetpolice2078 4 года назад +641

    Plot Twist: the volcanoes Entei erupts are all undersea volcanoes

    • @someflatsoda9879
      @someflatsoda9879 4 года назад +22

      That would explain global warming

    • @theinternetpolice2078
      @theinternetpolice2078 4 года назад +38

      @@someflatsoda9879 undersea volcanoes don't cause global warming my guy

    • @DepreNox
      @DepreNox 4 года назад +26

      @@theinternetpolice2078 Who are you to say that? "The Interne"--
      Oh wait

    • @hamddanahmed3451
      @hamddanahmed3451 4 года назад +7

      Ho ho’s revenge on lugia

    • @ryanafoxsei
      @ryanafoxsei 4 года назад +3

      Or Camerupts. 😅

  • @shelbybrown366
    @shelbybrown366 4 года назад +339

    The Ratata thing is actually some th ing that happens to real rodents and rabbits. That's why they chew on stuff all the time, to wear down their teeth.

    • @MegaSpideyman
      @MegaSpideyman 3 года назад +8

      I thought it was Bidoof that did that, not Rattata.

    • @StoryGamer11
      @StoryGamer11 3 года назад +13

      They both do that

    • @randomtheorist251
      @randomtheorist251 2 года назад +4

      It happens to beavers as well.

    • @bibbles960
      @bibbles960 2 года назад +1

      You could have just said rodents...

    • @nekoyama113
      @nekoyama113 2 года назад

      Real rodents?? Are some rodents fake or something

  • @kyleighrinkel7238
    @kyleighrinkel7238 3 года назад +42

    The drama with the Bidoof is the best thing I have seen in a long time

    • @Crow-f7x
      @Crow-f7x 3 года назад +4

      Better Lovestory than twilight

  • @NoRushpk
    @NoRushpk 3 года назад +27

    Whoa - "Recount! Recouuunt!" Hit in..unforeseen ways

  • @divyanshnandan2628
    @divyanshnandan2628 4 года назад +165

    I'm sad that there was no shuckle striving to make me more positive

  • @thehulk86
    @thehulk86 4 года назад +146

    that rattata entry is IRL true for all rodents in the world, seriously.

  • @FuriousFireDude
    @FuriousFireDude 4 года назад +212

    Apparently Gardevoir can be arrested never expected to see that

    • @osirisjohnson5165
      @osirisjohnson5165 4 года назад +15

      Gardivore r34

    • @damienmoses124
      @damienmoses124 4 года назад +2

      @@osirisjohnson5165 😶

    • @M4k4r_Th3_D3lver
      @M4k4r_Th3_D3lver 4 года назад +9

      Osiris Johnson if thats the case, then it is clear it was arrested by the Thot Police, or a shotgun toting crusader.

    • @Golemoid
      @Golemoid 4 года назад +5

      I thought police can't prosecute a pokemon?

    • @treshkun6257
      @treshkun6257 4 года назад +1

      @@Golemoid common sense

  • @MasterPojoway
    @MasterPojoway 3 года назад +31

    0:40
    Metapod: organs literally fall out of body
    Pikipek: throws up
    Also Pikipek: get ME a potion, i need a potion

    • @staleylol9720
      @staleylol9720 3 года назад +3

      The potion was for the metapof

    • @MasterPojoway
      @MasterPojoway 3 года назад +5

      @@staleylol9720 shhhh we dont need to know that

  • @drakegrandx5914
    @drakegrandx5914 3 года назад +18

    12:18 Subtitles: [Laughter]
    Me: "Never I've heard such a blatant lie."

  • @KatNatural
    @KatNatural 4 года назад +276

    The rodent teeth thing is actually true

    • @godspi4609
      @godspi4609 4 года назад +17

      Pigs can do it too

    • @jeffhargrove759
      @jeffhargrove759 3 года назад +3

      Yeah can't they grow to where their teeth could grow threw their brain ? What a nightmare 🤦‍♂️ I think beavers are the same

    • @Tokuijin
      @Tokuijin 3 года назад +3

      That's the most realistic PokèDex entry.

    • @garcias2039
      @garcias2039 2 года назад

      Pufferfishes too.

  • @RandomGuy666100
    @RandomGuy666100 4 года назад +402

    "Posted 4 seconds ago"
    ...well then, this is absolutely the earliest I've been.

    • @dthunder0263
      @dthunder0263 4 года назад +4

      69 coments

    • @pseudowoodo5010
      @pseudowoodo5010 4 года назад +1

      Posted 4 hours ago*

    • @yaniz_kitchen
      @yaniz_kitchen 4 года назад +3

      @DuskInTheWind he ment that he was 4 seconds early not 4 hours early, you just commented 4 hours later, so check the time when videos are posted before making a correction that isn't even correct

    • @pseudowoodo5010
      @pseudowoodo5010 4 года назад +3

      hybrid lmao can you not take a joke?

    • @ArtisChronicles
      @ArtisChronicles 4 года назад

      @@pseudowoodo5010 no

  • @neolicious3323
    @neolicious3323 4 года назад +105

    "I heard he had a rib removed so he could do that"
    *smiles in appreciation of the Marilyn Manson reference*

  • @redkopler7964
    @redkopler7964 4 года назад +10

    7:32
    Wow, lunar legend. Didnt expect to get hit with that bit of gba nostalgia

  • @fernandaguidipeplau1550
    @fernandaguidipeplau1550 2 года назад +21

    00:23 actually the black hole would explode cause of radiation, Hawkin Radiation, that prob would mean: everyone in a radius of like 1000 KM would die of the explosion, the shock wave would go around the planet like 20 times

    • @TH3_INFID3L
      @TH3_INFID3L 5 месяцев назад +2

      What if she closed it

  • @kelvinstevanus4985
    @kelvinstevanus4985 4 года назад +103

    "no no no we just heading the same direction as you" the accent make me laugh

    • @mistylover2082
      @mistylover2082 3 года назад +7

      Kid :This world is truly a nightmare

  • @spino650
    @spino650 4 года назад +273

    Girls: how didn't you cry why watching Titanic, do you have any emotions?
    Boys while watching 11:52: *sobs*

  • @alearnedman
    @alearnedman 4 года назад +53

    Just realized God Bidoof has a completely different voice from when he was on Rusty. Neat, I guess.

  • @AlexBulbmin
    @AlexBulbmin 3 года назад +12

    9:41 this reminds me of the assassin bug

  • @EDUARDITOgameplays
    @EDUARDITOgameplays 4 года назад +13

    3:37 Me: his voice is so cute!
    (Me after reading what he said)
    Me: i have no words.

  • @idreadFell365
    @idreadFell365 4 года назад +101

    Ninetales:
    Made from 9 Wizards
    Is a fox
    and is a fire type
    Ninetales is made of 9 DELPHOXES!!!

    • @navilluscire2567
      @navilluscire2567 4 года назад +10

      So apparently wizards are or were a thing in the Pokemon world. Which would probably explain how the world of Pokemon hasn't be destroyed a thousand times over due to super powered sapient animals running a muck, magic wizards fix everything.

    • @hagridsdisappointingson769
      @hagridsdisappointingson769 4 года назад +6

      NaViLlUs cIrE yeah so is that how they justify the pokecenters and their weird pokehealingmagic? Is nurse joy a witch?

    • @fatejoestar3068
      @fatejoestar3068 3 года назад +1

      @@hagridsdisappointingson769 no its science cuz in the pokemon world technology is more hightech

    • @yanyanzhang5813
      @yanyanzhang5813 3 года назад

      @@hagridsdisappointingson769 I mean, define wizard. The old dude from the Hoopa movie did that Roshi rice cooker thing with Hoopa using power from Arceus, and it sure looked wizard-y.

  • @engineering_guy
    @engineering_guy 4 года назад +68

    He called victini "orange mew". I fell out of my bed laughing.

  • @EdenianRoyalty
    @EdenianRoyalty 4 года назад +29

    7:45 that’s very true and I’ve never really considered this until now

  • @SixWingZombi
    @SixWingZombi 3 года назад +8

    You know that Magneton entry was written from some poor trainer's experience.

  • @bluepartyhat93
    @bluepartyhat93 Год назад +2

    Dorkly is a gift from the universe.

  • @aetherofthenorth9700
    @aetherofthenorth9700 4 года назад +67

    "You bent light, damn it" xD gets me every time

  • @rbrachy2518
    @rbrachy2518 4 года назад +68

    “Mahchup”
    R.I.P. Machamp’s Name

    • @MsProkings
      @MsProkings 4 года назад +2

      Me sees ds comment
      Me:liek

  • @michaellyndon6982
    @michaellyndon6982 4 года назад +166

    I am sooo pissed that in my entire life, I have never heard one person talk about how the math of cubone births just doesn't work at all, like really, it just doesn't guys!!!

    • @youngdolo8
      @youngdolo8 4 года назад +3

      Explain that to me. I don't know.

    • @michaellyndon6982
      @michaellyndon6982 4 года назад +39

      @@youngdolo8 So, Imagine you had 100 marowaks, all with breeding partners, because each child has to take the skull of it's mother, there can only be one child per mother, and 50 breeding groups would mean 50 mothers and 50 offspring in the next generation from a previous one of 100. This trend would continue forever, until cubone/marowak went extinct.

    • @youngdolo8
      @youngdolo8 4 года назад +2

      @@michaellyndon6982 Fair enough

    • @timoftesergiu9134
      @timoftesergiu9134 4 года назад +9

      Cubones are Kangaskhan babies with the skull of their deceased mother.

    • @michaellyndon6982
      @michaellyndon6982 4 года назад +19

      @@timoftesergiu9134 That is unofficial though..........

  • @abhirajbhokare1989
    @abhirajbhokare1989 2 года назад +13

    I like how ditto can even mimic the sun at this point! ☀️

  • @EnnaOjala
    @EnnaOjala 4 года назад +56

    10:57 loved that the unisex toilet has ♂/♀marks as pikachu tails of those genders 😂👍🏻

  • @ycastro2003
    @ycastro2003 4 года назад +45

    "You bend light, dammit!"

  • @fernando.3692
    @fernando.3692 4 года назад +55

    3:24 idk why but that kid being flown by the drifloon made me laugh

    • @prodoofus327
      @prodoofus327 Год назад

      It's accurate to the dex entry is probably why

  • @thepaper888
    @thepaper888 4 года назад +54

    I feel like celebi should've been like "I wanted to stop sept 11 and holocaust but since it wasn't peaceful I was unable to travel to those locations".

    • @e5858
      @e5858 3 года назад

      That wouldn’t have been funny

    • @kingsnek7947
      @kingsnek7947 3 года назад +3

      @@e5858 it would

    • @dragoon6551
      @dragoon6551 3 года назад

      Actually... if what you are propose was possible, and someone could freely travel back in time but also to change events, creating new timelines, they could also un-un-do the saving of those people at any point too... essentially consequences of anything become at best temporary and optional, so from the perspective of the time traveller it wouldn't really matter if 9/11 happened or didn't happen or will happen or has happened or is always happening. Easier to just hang out on an island

  • @Gottaculat
    @Gottaculat 3 года назад +31

    Smoochum wanders into the men's locker room: * Pokemon finally gets the AO rating from the ESRB. *

  • @dfquartzidn6151
    @dfquartzidn6151 3 года назад +4

    I like how some of these have really consistent and progressive story bits.

  • @darkfang932
    @darkfang932 4 года назад +53

    If Machamp has the strength to move a mountain without HM's, what was the point of them?

    • @snooze2699
      @snooze2699 2 года назад

      Well Give me a cheat code and see what Is the true point of them

    • @Yesitsmyrealname
      @Yesitsmyrealname 2 года назад

      Other Pokemon

  • @spk1121
    @spk1121 4 года назад +16

    Just as the guy asked Ditto what he wanted to become, a Kroger store immediately appeared (in an ad).
    Truly, Ditto is doing great good for this world.

  • @DogPerson626
    @DogPerson626 4 года назад +75

    Also could’ve been “gardevior, the embrace Pokémon” and show her killing her trainer with a hug.

    • @watersheep5535
      @watersheep5535 4 года назад +6

      I mean she does have the big pink surfboard in her chest so it'll probably be just really uncomforable

    • @obiwankenobi1608
      @obiwankenobi1608 4 года назад +3

      @@watersheep5535 uh...you do know its probably very sharp right

    • @Richtofen-gy9cj
      @Richtofen-gy9cj 4 года назад

      *Gardevoir

  • @notsoberoveranalyzer8264
    @notsoberoveranalyzer8264 3 года назад +5

    5:50
    Bringing up that M.Manson legend was impressive

  • @simonbadura2265
    @simonbadura2265 3 года назад +5

    5:34 Magnezone used thunderwave! Cherubi was parylized! Cherubi ate it's Cheri berry! *CHERUBI ATE ITSELF AND IT'S PARALYSIS WAS HEALED*

  • @blaster23456
    @blaster23456 4 года назад +15

    "Light itself bent! You bent light damn it!" Favorite line of the video!

  • @stavik96
    @stavik96 4 года назад +11

    4:30 I mean that would also mean that a cubone could never have more than 1 child since the birth always kills the mother, meaning you can never increase the amount of cubones in the wild, only decrease it until cubones are extinct.

    • @jadenelliott24
      @jadenelliott24 3 года назад +2

      That's probably why they're more harder to find in each Pokemon game

  • @RetroCollector
    @RetroCollector 4 года назад +19

    Every time I watch these, the more and more I realize just how dark the Pokémon world is.
    So the more videos that release in this series, the more they reveal to us.
    The secrets can’t hide forever, Dorkly will show the world.

  • @blark6582
    @blark6582 3 года назад +4

    If 2 cubones were born at once, who would get the skull? Are they threatened with extinction? if a cubone dies without giving birth, being a male cubone, or a trainer then capturing the species will end 4:50

  • @mosessin
    @mosessin 3 года назад +1

    1. Gardevoir goes to jail.
    2. Metapod spills out blood.
    3. Rattata cries over its friend's death.
    4. Machamp pulls mountains.
    5. Magneton talks with itself.
    6. Miltank's milk changes humans.
    7. Cacturne follows humans with its group.
    8. Celebi loves peace.
    9. Eevee has a human face.
    10. Cubone pops out of its mom.
    11. Victini wins by dying.
    12. Cherubi eats its own ball.
    13. 9 wizards merge into one Ninetales.
    14. Entei creates volcanoes.
    15. Vanilluxe angrily freezes everything.
    16. Charizard melts ice.
    17. Bidoof lives in a house.
    18. Ditto transforms into the Sun.
    19. Durant talks with its friend.
    20. Heatmor eats its main preys.
    21. Bidoof makes its own home with its partner.
    22. Electrode explodes inside rooms.
    23. Smoochum loves kissing humans.
    24. Bidoof has another marriage.

  • @ranysaab
    @ranysaab 4 года назад +13

    7:17 literally watching the news each day so far in 2020

  • @ZVENOM6134
    @ZVENOM6134 4 года назад +106

    If gardevoir makes a black hole, the eart wouldnt be around anymore

    • @Unknownsoldier740
      @Unknownsoldier740 4 года назад +14

      It depends on it's size. Black holes have been made on the earth but they were so small they just collapsed.

    • @Karlossus_
      @Karlossus_ 4 года назад +14

      @@Unknownsoldier740 Black Holes haven't been made on Earth, we only have theories on how to make them at this point. You're thinking of Micro Black Holes, which are also theoretical, that are so small they aren't even noticeable and disintegrate themselves with their own radiation.

    • @gufosufo337
      @gufosufo337 4 года назад

      Tru

    • @Unknownsoldier740
      @Unknownsoldier740 4 года назад +8

      ​Yes I am talking about the micro black holes. Let me elaborate. The micro black holes vanish because they have no mass behind them, right? Gardevoir's black holes would suffer the same problem as they wouldn't be able to get enough mass to become stable due to how it was generated.

    • @BLSX32
      @BLSX32 4 года назад +3

      That would be guzzlord since it eats everything and in bulbapedia it says it based on a black hole

  • @NitroFaust
    @NitroFaust 4 года назад +13

    Might I suggest a series that revolves around PB, badoof and bianca it could be your first drama.

  • @ethanbeights6184
    @ethanbeights6184 2 года назад +15

    What would happen if 2 victinis battled eachother then? 5:18

    • @prodoofus327
      @prodoofus327 Год назад +2

      Good question someone needs to find an answer to this. I too am genuinely curious.

    • @renranger2135
      @renranger2135 Год назад +1

      The game would crash

  • @FarikoWishless
    @FarikoWishless 4 года назад +8

    "I told you to get invisiline" 😂 Holy shit that one was good

  • @smashantics4789
    @smashantics4789 4 года назад +38

    they should do a joke where Drifloon brings children to Banette so it can find the kid that threw it away

  • @renamon5658
    @renamon5658 4 года назад +191

    Love these but what happened to the rhydon entry

  • @ShaulaXNinja
    @ShaulaXNinja 4 года назад +60

    I feel like they should have used Tyranitar instead of Machamp since it's immune to psychic attacks and resisted to fire type attacks. Machamp would just be bodied by a psychic type.

    • @halfway7690
      @halfway7690 4 года назад +1

      Less brutality though.

    • @ArtisChronicles
      @ArtisChronicles 4 года назад +1

      Not necessarily. Just because it's weak to type, doesn't mean that Mon is a counter for it. Sometimes it's not even much of a check.

    • @ShaulaXNinja
      @ShaulaXNinja 4 года назад +1

      @@ArtisChronicles he's battling a Hiker and not some over the top competitive dude.

  • @JesusChrist-px9oe
    @JesusChrist-px9oe 3 года назад +18

    8:20 HOW DİD İT HAVE HUMAN HAND

  • @thedeadspaceman71
    @thedeadspaceman71 3 года назад +8

    5:41 meet the cannibal

  • @thegarnetto6790
    @thegarnetto6790 4 года назад +9

    i love how the bianca badoof arc started almost relevant, then adds in a relevant line at the end the just stops even trying to connect to the dex entry

  • @spirityt2192
    @spirityt2192 4 года назад +7

    12:26
    Peanut Butter:sad
    Beedrill:here’s your sandwich
    Peanut butter:forgets about sadness and eats food

  • @pifflesomepuffnadder855
    @pifflesomepuffnadder855 4 года назад +9

    2:52 Cacturne: "If a traveler is going through a desert at the thick of night, Cacturne will follow in a rag-tag group. The Pokemon are biding their time waiting for the travelers to tire and become incapable of moving."
    Me: Whew, man, I'm exhausted. At least the sun went down a few hours ago. It's nice and cool. However, I keep getting the feeling that I'm being followed...
    *I look behind myself and notice a Cacturne in the distance, playing with rocks and sticks. I wave to him and he waves back. I slowly turn back around and continue to travel onward.*
    Me: Well, that was weird. Eh, at least he was only playing around.
    *I suddenly hear a random thudding sound and get startled. I turn around and notice a Cacturne laying on the ground behind me.*
    Me: Um... Can I help you?
    Cacturne: Oh, um, I'm okay! Hey, you feeling tired? You need to rest?
    Me: I'm good.
    Cacturne: 'Kay. :)
    *I turn around once more and start to walk a little faster. I look behind myself and notice two more Cacturnes behind me. I turn forward again and start speeding up. I look behind again and notice five more Cacturnes appear. I immediately run as fast as I can and I don't look back. And just when I thought it wouldn't get worse, I trip over a rock and break my leg.*
    Me: AGHH!! ARCEUS, HELP ME!!
    *I see the Cacturnes slowly walk towards me with glints in their glowing yellow eyes. At this point, I knew I was surely fucked.*

    • @Tyranitar.
      @Tyranitar. 4 года назад

      Gallade:
      sharply attuned to to others' wishes for help it it seeks out those in need and aids them in battle.
      Gallade: (appears) so umm... want me to teleport you out?

    • @pokego_0164
      @pokego_0164 3 года назад +1

      this man needs a medal

    • @Cat_willstealyourfish
      @Cat_willstealyourfish 2 года назад

      gardevior: GAHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH BLACK HOLEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @snaggy4811
    @snaggy4811 Год назад +2

    " i was trying to protect my trainer "
    Yeah makes sense like your trainer wouldn't die from something like, I don't know, A GODDAMN BLACK HOLE!!!

  • @edwardbo4666
    @edwardbo4666 Год назад +1

    ((Heres the beggining))
    Minerva's breathing quickens, the gardevoirs forehead beading with sweat, as she looked at where the rampaging chesnaught had just stood, at first she felt elated, but... where was she? where was her trainer? she didn't sense her, as she looked over to gothitelle, who has a look of forlorn sadness, a sense of dread fell upon the young gardevoir.
    "No... NO! PLEASE! ARCEUS NO!!"
    she ran to where her trainer had been, only to find nothing... as she palmed the pokeballs that contained her allies, she fell to her knees, realizing that she had killed her trainer in her rush to save her. Minerva cried out again, and once more, she let out sobs, not knowing what to do next. As she tried to control herself, she could feel that she no longer felt any pokemon around her. She tried to calm herself down, but couldn't even think of why this might be happening, or how it might be possible...
    "I was trying to change the future... but...I failed..."
    gothita spoke, as gardevoir looked over at her.
    "... I killed her..." she whimpered. "She was my trainer! How could I have done something like that?" she covered her face, sobbing once more."It doesn't matter now. I need to figure something out, but I have no idea what." She paused before adding," I am all alone..."
    "Minerva... please... calm down... we'll think of someth-"
    before gothita could finish speaking, minerva had used gothitas poke'ball to get her away.
    "...I've got to fix this... I have to."
    she puts on the belt of her fallen trainer, and used teleport, warping away from the scene.

  • @indobones1236
    @indobones1236 4 года назад +9

    Anybody notice that bidoof's voice cracked at 12:33? "This is a really good s&ndwich!" XD

  • @gogetablue8947
    @gogetablue8947 4 года назад +6

    7:54 that is my favorite entry in the whole thing

  • @dragonkingoscurare1092
    @dragonkingoscurare1092 4 года назад +6

    That Metapod needs Arceus or Golden Bidof intervention to even have any hopes of survival.

  • @stargazer1998
    @stargazer1998 3 года назад +35

    ACTSHUUUUUALLLLYYYYYYY: there are theories that Cubone is actually an orphaned baby Kangaskhan

    • @Nemesis7475
      @Nemesis7475 3 года назад +2

      Except how does that explain them evolving into Marowak? Only way I can see it is if Cubone can somehow evolve into Marowak OR Kangaskan, but that isn’t the case (yet). Looks like this theory may actually be a vision/prediction of the future 😱

    • @organichotchoco
      @organichotchoco 3 года назад +2

      @@Nemesis7475 maybe its a special equation caused by the skull, kind of like a evolution item

    • @organichotchoco
      @organichotchoco 3 года назад

      Evolution

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 3 года назад

      @@organichotchoco yeah that actually is a Theory

    • @Ghoulofidiocy2917
      @Ghoulofidiocy2917 3 года назад

      @@Nemesis7475 Maybe cubone-marowak-kanghaskhan

  • @kitwolf8286
    @kitwolf8286 3 года назад +1

    Gardevoir: creates small black hole
    Dorkly:HUGE BLACK HOLE

  • @dominicford8031
    @dominicford8031 4 года назад +8

    1:02 BAHAHAHHAHA “I told you to get Invisalign!”

  • @goyangi4143
    @goyangi4143 3 года назад +8

    6:43 I don’t know if you understand this, but... Entei is a fuckin’ lion.

  • @lardlover3730
    @lardlover3730 3 года назад +4

    4:07
    NOOO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
    Perhaps a world where literal children are booted out of their homes to start a career in pet fighting with electric mice, a flamethrower dog, and literally just god isn’t a good thing to be taken literally!

  • @L-and-P
    @L-and-P 4 года назад +2

    Do a speed run through every single Pokémon. I would like that. Preferably a season finale of this series.

  • @peachulovely5540
    @peachulovely5540 2 года назад +9

    0:37 NO

  • @PlatypusYSL
    @PlatypusYSL 4 года назад +38

    Im 30...and ive been pronouncing it "rata-tat" for years. Holy shit.

    • @shadow222e
      @shadow222e 3 года назад +1

      I'm pretty sure they are pronouncing wrong.

    • @e5858
      @e5858 3 года назад +1

      Your username indicates a fellow person of culture

    • @melsuedsm
      @melsuedsm 3 года назад +1

      I call it ratatatatatatat

  • @kieontethelyricist
    @kieontethelyricist 4 года назад +6

    Ditto becoming the sun killed me lmao

  • @paifu.
    @paifu. 3 года назад +5

    11:34 Imagine he said "good" omg I would be dead 😂😂😂

  • @iceninja1997
    @iceninja1997 Год назад +1

    "I need a potion"
    You need more than a potion for treating someone who's insides are spilled

  • @moadot720
    @moadot720 Год назад +1

    I did NOT expect 4:59! 😂 (And yes, I'm watching the compilations before most of the original videos.)