The DARKEST Dorkly Bit Animations Ever

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @SmileytheSmile
    @SmileytheSmile 6 лет назад +19207

    You've spilled enough pixelated blood in your videos to fill up the entirety of Mariana trench.

    • @derdavis6038
      @derdavis6038 6 лет назад +130

      Trench

    • @erikacutie69
      @erikacutie69 6 лет назад +63

      Gabriel Izer thats what he said..

    • @jasongiddens8749
      @jasongiddens8749 6 лет назад +86

      I'llBashYeTeethInISwareOnMeMum he edited his comment

    • @MasterKcoop
      @MasterKcoop 6 лет назад +12

      Smiley the Smile yeah... an insignificant portion of it.

    • @Jack-Oates
      @Jack-Oates 6 лет назад +23

      99 floors worth of blood.

  • @leelawrie6976
    @leelawrie6976 5 лет назад +2236

    I know they said dark. But shit. Right out the bat with putting down bulbasaur

    • @DoCoi
      @DoCoi 5 лет назад +45

      Funny but dark

    • @megarayquaza9054
      @megarayquaza9054 5 лет назад +41

      sheesh thats a really dark one

    • @anudayoker
      @anudayoker 5 лет назад +49

      This one's too dark. It's pitch black. Are us as people treating Pokémon like lifeless monsters the entire time?

    • @xEvollution
      @xEvollution 5 лет назад +40

      I couldn't watch the rest of the video. That bulbasaur part reminded me that I had to put down my 2yo cat last year cause she was dying from feline leukemia :(

    • @TheExeGod
      @TheExeGod 5 лет назад +22

      @@xEvollution damn

  • @kentuckyfriedfrick9804
    @kentuckyfriedfrick9804 4 года назад +2620

    Fun fact: there was a planned professor oak boss, and one of his pokemon is the final evolution of the starter you and your rival didn’t pick. So it doesn’t die.

    • @lodgimoss
      @lodgimoss 4 года назад +252

      So he fully evolves it? That’s pretty wholesome

    • @silver_kitten
      @silver_kitten 4 года назад +358

      You used factual correction on a dorkly video...
      .
      .
      .
      .
      It’s not very effective

    • @sirlambchops.
      @sirlambchops. 4 года назад +47

      We still need to catch them all

    • @Craeonkie
      @Craeonkie 4 года назад +52

      @Noob. I guess. my friend had a bulbasaur which he used to destroy a charizard he dubbed "Homicidal Bulbasaur"

    • @user-BadUsername
      @user-BadUsername 4 года назад +13

      It does now bc it was “planned”

  • @davidyehezkiel5744
    @davidyehezkiel5744 4 года назад +3201

    "for once I wasn't a coward, remember that" a real hero, RIP Daniel

  • @RadRaptor152
    @RadRaptor152 2 года назад +204

    The angry birds one wasn't really dark, it was just straight up hilarious

    • @doritodragon9218
      @doritodragon9218 Год назад +8

      They should've used dad piggies instead, that one was dark ultimatum. Well I guess angry birds friendship could be dark for some people

  • @kylemiller2414
    @kylemiller2414 5 лет назад +4645

    These Pokémon ones are depressing as hell.

    • @Ubit3y
      @Ubit3y 4 года назад +40

      Kyle Miller ikr

    • @gauge19021
      @gauge19021 4 года назад +190

      Especially that bulbasaur one

    • @ricardobr1493
      @ricardobr1493 4 года назад +13

      Yup

    • @BurningAzure
      @BurningAzure 4 года назад +33

      @@gauge19021 At least Dawn (Sinnoh), Bianca (Unova), Shauna (Kalos), Kukui (Alola), and Leon (Galar) saw that one.

    • @tiredTheorist
      @tiredTheorist 4 года назад +66

      The ratatata one *bro depression*

  • @Lasarius
    @Lasarius 5 лет назад +4906

    Tails needs to disable the infinite lives cheat

    • @kiasiajenkins880
      @kiasiajenkins880 5 лет назад +32

      Yea

    • @GhalidiusTrident
      @GhalidiusTrident 5 лет назад +82

      Can he do that without a controller?

    • @Lasarius
      @Lasarius 5 лет назад +89

      Alphanator Proton *sudden realization* oh shit…

    • @GhalidiusTrident
      @GhalidiusTrident 5 лет назад +38

      Looks like he has infinite life for all of eternity

    • @pokerchroma3614
      @pokerchroma3614 5 лет назад +16

      I think he doesn't know how to turn it off

  • @iceviking8280
    @iceviking8280 5 лет назад +1903

    Blue telling paralyzed Marowak to use double kick cracks me up every time.

    • @shinronvaynex5900
      @shinronvaynex5900 5 лет назад +29

      said that poke center would heal him but never went. im pretty sure its on blue.

    • @spinnyboi9951
      @spinnyboi9951 5 лет назад +8

      @Drew Hall only electric types cant be paralyzed (gen6+)

    • @badzombies2003
      @badzombies2003 5 лет назад +17

      We have been OVER THIS BLUE!!!

    • @JoNoFiSh13
      @JoNoFiSh13 5 лет назад +7

      @Drew Hall if i remember correctly body slam can cause paralysis on ground types

    • @ARKHAMASYLUM-qc7bw
      @ARKHAMASYLUM-qc7bw 4 года назад +1

      Maby Marowak should have walked away

  • @SootherousNoise
    @SootherousNoise 3 года назад +353

    I lost it when Voltorb started singing as he self-destruct. Lmao. That was sad and hilarious at the same time.

  • @johnbailey5835
    @johnbailey5835 4 года назад +2480

    That rattata reunion one was probably the most depressing...
    Dorkly made me sad about two pixelated video game rats.
    That is honestly impressive.

  • @zap3231
    @zap3231 5 лет назад +591

    I just realized.
    In the "What happens when Mario blows up castles" bit, the "7 SECONDS EARLIER" part actually DOES happen literally 7 video seconds before the blast.
    Well done Dorkly.

    • @pyro9251
      @pyro9251 4 года назад +8

      Zap well done dorkly

    • @calebmurray4438
      @calebmurray4438 4 года назад +14

      I just realized that almost every wife (Sub Zero’s wife, Bomberman’s wife, and the koopa who went to the daycare’s wife) is named Sheila. Either that name is very popular in Dorkly, maybe a reference to a person on staff or something, or they’re building up to a dorkly about the one thot that really gets around.

    • @KnellMortem
      @KnellMortem 4 года назад +3

      How dare you have a common internet username that shares a word with mine.

    • @Silkyfin_
      @Silkyfin_ 2 года назад +3

      And it takes seven seconds to explode afterwards

    • @TheChamp820
      @TheChamp820 2 года назад +1

      In the ratatta one,when they see each another and say their names the names change.

  • @justmestillme2579
    @justmestillme2579 4 года назад +497

    Honestly, Marowac's mad at the wrong trainer if his own didn't get him healed up.

    • @kirin1230
      @kirin1230 4 года назад +12

      @YuPei Did you even watch the video? Blue catch him, not Red.

    • @sargentsteve7148
      @sargentsteve7148 4 года назад +20

      He had his spine broken and was yelling at everyone, as far as I was able to tell, he was mad at everyone

  • @SparkKnight556
    @SparkKnight556 2 года назад +64

    12:38 This makes me REALLY want to see a movie or show based off of the original ice climbers with the beginning of this skit in mind.... before it got darker
    I could TOTALLY imagine them just being some kids, like brother and sister or something, just climbing the mountains together in a wholesome way =)

    • @LonkDude64
      @LonkDude64 3 месяца назад +2

      i may be 2 years late but they are brother and sister

    • @OnceMemorableOldRareImage
      @OnceMemorableOldRareImage Месяц назад +1

      I don’t get why everyone forgets that nana used to have blond hair in the commercials but if we’re getting really into it they should both have black hair.

  • @DestronGaming
    @DestronGaming 6 лет назад +833

    There ironic thing is that in Red, Blue, and Green, there was the plan for Oak to be one of the boss battles, and he had the final starter...

    • @theinglorious8963
      @theinglorious8963 5 лет назад +71

      That would have been awesome

    • @Marco-Sheep
      @Marco-Sheep 5 лет назад +12

      It would be cool when you beat the elite 4 Oak is the champion. So you have to battle him to become the champion.

    • @amyschildgamerlive4519
      @amyschildgamerlive4519 5 лет назад +25

      In the manga there was 3 trainers. Red, Blue, and Green (not kidding green was a female) I bet you can guess which one got which starter.

    • @francisharkins
      @francisharkins 5 лет назад +4

      So kinda like Kukuki in Sun and Moon, and if you get lucky to get him in Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon in after the first League completion.

    • @diamondthehedgehog2474
      @diamondthehedgehog2474 5 лет назад +19

      @@amyschildgamerlive4519 Actually,Red had Venusaur,Blue had Charizard,And green had Squirtle.

  • @hi._.1986
    @hi._.1986 5 лет назад +1388

    Game: *exists*
    Everyone: *likes the game*
    Dorkly: _h e l l o_

  • @RandomPerson-rt3sz
    @RandomPerson-rt3sz 4 года назад +394

    9:12,
    He beat team rocket, and caught the 3 legendary birds, and he is facing a LVL 2 PIGEY, WITH A LVL 15 VOLTORB,
    And it didnt do any damage,

    • @bluphenyx
      @bluphenyx 4 года назад +23

      For all that talk of "who the Pokemon Trainer is here", he's pretty fucking incompetent

    • @baconator8804
      @baconator8804 3 года назад

      Also the pidgey was lvl 12

    • @RandomPerson-rt3sz
      @RandomPerson-rt3sz 3 года назад

      @@baconator8804 no it's a LVL 2 Pidgey,

    • @Luckyoneotn
      @Luckyoneotn 3 года назад +3

      I think the reason it's dark is because he knows it will do 0-1 damage but still forced his pokemon to commit $u!¢!D€

    • @artificialredbull4167
      @artificialredbull4167 3 года назад +2

      “ In the eyes of a angel “

  • @ultimate-x9720
    @ultimate-x9720 3 года назад +123

    "TWO MINS TOO LATTEEE, TWO MINS TOOO LAATTEEEEE!"
    Still haunts me 😭😭😭

  • @JeremyBX
    @JeremyBX 4 года назад +569

    1:17 i love how we were all okay with the Dorkly voice actors never attempting to actually sound like the Characters they're voice acting. I think their casual voices really added on to the comedy

  • @nerd7946
    @nerd7946 4 года назад +1115

    Leaving someone for their disability.
    That’s harsh

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 4 года назад +118

      It's the way of the world.. I know pieces of trash who have done this to people they had children by and claim to love but as soon as they have an unreserved illness or a physical disability they leave without notice..

    • @shahsadsaadu5817
      @shahsadsaadu5817 4 года назад +40

      Not everyone can and should be Florence nightingale all the time.

    • @anubis7457
      @anubis7457 3 года назад +66

      @@kenrickkahn Idk man, if I got disabled and the people I loved were stuck wiping my ass for the rest of my life because I can't move I'd want them to leave me or for me to die. People who suffer through those burdens, on both sides, are pitiable.

    • @Kaathe249
      @Kaathe249 3 года назад +5

      @@anubis7457 ok dude that's fucking funny

    • @easypeezy03
      @easypeezy03 3 года назад +12

      @@Kaathe249 what's funny about it, the fact that you somehow find it funny

  • @meister.979
    @meister.979 4 года назад +758

    Knuckles can't die he's rougher than the rest to them. He faked his death so that nobody would bother him and the master emerald

    • @raymondjones7423
      @raymondjones7423 4 года назад +20

      He's the best of em too
      Also some people say he's tougher than leathah! (Leather)
      Unlike Sonic he doesn't chuckle I think he'd rather flex his muscles

    • @kaiokenx100birdup5
      @kaiokenx100birdup5 4 года назад +10

      He's knuckles tougher than knuckle knuckles than tougher he's knuckle tougher than

    • @whact
      @whact 4 года назад +4

      @@raymondjones7423 sonic 3 intro

    • @communistwinter8518
      @communistwinter8518 4 года назад +2

      Actually, he died at Age 69. Neat.

    • @zigfaust
      @zigfaust 4 года назад

      @@communistwinter8518 Probably by choice too, lol.
      I know a lot of people that would want to die at 69 if they are still around.

  • @memorablehandle
    @memorablehandle Год назад +281

    "Two minutes too late..."
    *sharp inhale*
    "TWO MINUTES TOO LATE!"
    These voice actors are worth their weight in gold.

    • @dhans9662
      @dhans9662 Год назад +1

      More like mass

    • @juleskireeff4563
      @juleskireeff4563 Год назад +1

      They are great but let's not exaggerate either

    • @PrideEepy64
      @PrideEepy64 Год назад +3

      9:58 Anyone else notice the Pidgey doesn’t have the Angry eyes anymore
      And it started looking sad when Voltorb was singing
      But then end up getting mad when it wasn’t affected

  • @eHammy1339
    @eHammy1339 4 года назад +972

    LMAO “Marowak use double kick”
    “We Have BEEN OVER THIS BLUE”

  • @paintguin9004
    @paintguin9004 6 лет назад +1673

    R.I.P tails...oh wait he can't die

    • @SamG5457
      @SamG5457 6 лет назад +5

      pinguino S Castillo Herrera estas en todo lugar y todo momento no?

    • @isaacdenley1922
      @isaacdenley1922 6 лет назад +4

      to soon. or not soon enough?

    • @dj.h8374
      @dj.h8374 6 лет назад +19

      Hey at least he will have Shadow around....oh wait that is probably worse

    • @dofusguy5290
      @dofusguy5290 6 лет назад +2

      REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!

    • @albond
      @albond 6 лет назад +2

      Isaac Denley *too

  • @romeWithADot
    @romeWithADot 5 лет назад +6033

    Knuckles died at age 69.
    Nice.

  • @eeeae
    @eeeae 2 года назад +48

    I just love how you animate these with pixels and they still look amazing. Keep up the great work!

  • @TkevTV
    @TkevTV 4 года назад +360

    That rattata reunion made me almost tear up

  • @dylanvaughn2518
    @dylanvaughn2518 5 лет назад +351

    Marowak use double kick
    We have been OVER this blue!!!

  • @flufferfluffierman
    @flufferfluffierman 3 года назад +903

    “Tails never fucking dies, not even sephiroth’s sword can end him”

    • @Thisguy0187
      @Thisguy0187 3 года назад +15

      What's that sword exactly???

    • @driftingwolf0
      @driftingwolf0 3 года назад +20

      Sephiroth's sword is masamune and I think tails sword is too short for that.

    • @stevenschuitemaker8438
      @stevenschuitemaker8438 3 года назад +11

      Don’t worry tails you wana die here you go your now player 1 now you can die ;)

    • @dn8750
      @dn8750 2 года назад +2

      Really messed up having him immortal and his wife and kid weren't.

    • @GamerBoyNoah_Gaming
      @GamerBoyNoah_Gaming 2 года назад +4

      2:01 He did died. 😇 But only for a couple of seconds. 😭 GamerBoy Noah "So how was the after life? 😇" Tails"Not good enough. 😭"

  • @dannyboi830
    @dannyboi830 8 месяцев назад +14

    RIP Sonic T. Hedgehog
    1976 - 2056 (80 years old)
    RIP Mrs. M. Prower
    1985 - 2065 (80 years old)
    RIP Knuckles T. Echidna
    1975 - 2044 (69 years old)

    • @Aeropolis707
      @Aeropolis707 16 дней назад +1

      R.I.P. Miles Prower jr.
      2015 - 2076 (61 Years Old)

  • @genocide865
    @genocide865 5 лет назад +1522

    *_1:00_**_ Mudkip isn't a terrible Pokemon he's literally one of the best in competition_*

    • @jackthecraftian
      @jackthecraftian 5 лет назад +134

      It goes like this with the starters
      Kanto: Yeah bulbasaur is the unpopular one
      Johto: same type again
      Hoenn: all the starters were popular
      Sinnoh: piplup was the unpopular one
      Unova: i think tepig was unpopular cuz third fire/fighting
      Kalos: chespin wasn't invited to the party
      Alola: poplio was disowned as a starter.

    • @Silverouss
      @Silverouss 5 лет назад +41

      Jackthecraftian in aloha I actually chose polio, I at least saved ONE polio from not being chosen at least :D

    • @TheKaizerD
      @TheKaizerD 5 лет назад +10

      @@Silverouss there are always 2 you can't save tho

    • @ughlazy7919
      @ughlazy7919 5 лет назад +28

      “3th” and “I chose polio”
      Lorde.

    • @pizzathewatermelonshark2293
      @pizzathewatermelonshark2293 5 лет назад +9

      He also can be the 2nd strongest pokemon right after shuckle

  • @presidenthaltmann7496
    @presidenthaltmann7496 4 года назад +2217

    Nana: “I won’t leave our children without their father!”
    Wait, but aren’t they siblings?
    And kids?
    *Hold up*

  • @BluePhantom003
    @BluePhantom003 3 года назад +288

    In the original Pokemon red , oak has a secret boss battle where the has trained the leftover starter pokemon .

  • @Cloofinder
    @Cloofinder 3 года назад +41

    Sonic: Saving the World is gonna be a snap!
    Thanos: oh I couldn't agree more!

  • @thorwhoisacat
    @thorwhoisacat 3 года назад +164

    “Sonic? Where are the rest of the forest animals?”
    I think we often forget that tails is an innocent eight year old. Thanks for remembering dorkly!

  • @rekingroblox4481
    @rekingroblox4481 6 лет назад +778

    Plot Twist: Tails Had gotten too many extra lives.

  • @smugneo6431
    @smugneo6431 5 лет назад +2621

    Wait ain't the ice climbers brother and sister....SWEET HOME ALABAMA

  • @IamNoobYT
    @IamNoobYT 3 года назад +124

    Tails: its a blessing
    *100 years later*
    Tails: NVM

  • @deadchannel3328
    @deadchannel3328 4 года назад +538

    PETA: Catching Pokémon is abuse!
    Dorkly: Catch them all, or they will die

  • @LokiWolfe1985
    @LokiWolfe1985 5 лет назад +429

    Pokedex entry 132, bro...
    Ditto.

    • @dexeil7173
      @dexeil7173 5 лет назад +11

      Loki Wolfe Truly a sad moment

    • @LokiWolfe1985
      @LokiWolfe1985 5 лет назад +28

      @@dexeil7173
      What gets me is how did a tallgrasser know obscure pokedex entries...?

    • @David-ro9cb
      @David-ro9cb 5 лет назад

      * *LAVANDIA STARTS PLAYING* *

    • @hunterb4202
      @hunterb4202 5 лет назад

      132 likes wow

    • @DJRainbowToxic
      @DJRainbowToxic 5 лет назад +6

      I heard DIO instead

  • @breadman9622
    @breadman9622 3 года назад +665

    Sub Zero: Is permanently dizzy and his life is shittier than my dads turds
    Johnny cage: I'll pretend I didn't see that

    • @SevenBendy
      @SevenBendy 3 года назад +4

      Sonya: oh HELL NA-

  • @Johnathonscott
    @Johnathonscott 5 лет назад +662

    1:54 I know it was dark humour but you should have put on sonic's grave 1976-2006

    • @sambenmoser1240
      @sambenmoser1240 5 лет назад +12

      Why?

    • @Johnathonscott
      @Johnathonscott 5 лет назад +78

      @@sambenmoser1240 play sonic the hedgehog 2006 game and you will know why

    • @theul6775
      @theul6775 5 лет назад +29

      @@Johnathonscott That's the greatest game of all time... Hehe

    • @artemistalkz6522
      @artemistalkz6522 5 лет назад +7

      @@theul6775 lol facts.

    • @silvernick65
      @silvernick65 5 лет назад +2

      Kal El that game is awesome

  • @Gamer-GuyGG64
    @Gamer-GuyGG64 4 года назад +642

    At this point you could have a whole series called "pokemon trainers are assholes"

    • @thebingus9671
      @thebingus9671 3 года назад +4

      Yeah

    • @brodyboi
      @brodyboi 2 года назад +5

      Yep

    • @minhazul1000
      @minhazul1000 2 года назад +6

      I mean, what do you expect from ten year olds who "raise" animals by forcing them to knock out other animals, carry them on their backs, cut trees for them, ascend waterfalls, smash rocks, push boulders around, dive deep underwater, and expect them to love them

    • @ourgloriousgodoursaviourbe2757
      @ourgloriousgodoursaviourbe2757 2 года назад +2

      Is this a direct attack?

    • @dhans9662
      @dhans9662 Год назад +2

      My brother in Christ allow me to introduce you to Pokemon Rusty

  • @honkdonk8745
    @honkdonk8745 3 года назад +372

    Holy shit, when it said "7 seconds earlier" an ad imminently appeared with the text "what it's like to be sexually abused" holy mother of god, that was so deep I'm so confused.

    • @Dr.Manninton
      @Dr.Manninton 3 года назад +7

      I got an ad for Taco bell

    • @bonkboyo3644
      @bonkboyo3644 3 года назад +3

      Must’ve been one of those HR meetings

  • @knalleballkalle8365
    @knalleballkalle8365 2 года назад +16

    I love how they draw the simple premises to the extreme, like no kid ever thought about but as an adult it's kinda obvious and dumb but still a great game

  • @shady8045
    @shady8045 4 года назад +299

    The dizziness one is just hilarious, I laughed to hard to notice any dark context just because of the idea of someone constantly spinning around forever living out life

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 3 года назад +8

      I was expecting him to throw up

    • @bandito241
      @bandito241 Год назад +4

      Because you are not the one spinning. Poor Sub Zero.

    • @Enrevibility
      @Enrevibility Год назад +1

      The second I saw this the one played lol

    • @Catskull952
      @Catskull952 Год назад +1

      sub zero being me frfr

    • @Gotsumonboss
      @Gotsumonboss 2 месяца назад

      Nice mametchi

  • @dontebrown946
    @dontebrown946 3 года назад +400

    I love the fact that "Mario Skips World 2" gave a huge nod with the refrence to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air when Will's father just up and bounced and he delivered a powerfully emotional scene

    • @gbsurvival3444
      @gbsurvival3444 3 года назад +13

      Looking through the comments just see if anyone noticed this😂

    • @wil69me
      @wil69me 3 года назад +7

      Looking for someone nothing the same things good shit

    • @deandewitt5403
      @deandewitt5403 2 года назад +2

      I got that 2

  • @nolmaoo
    @nolmaoo 4 года назад +374

    “ *I’m sorry there is no cure for this level of dizziness, he’ll never fight in that tournament again* ”

  • @ReaperSound
    @ReaperSound 3 года назад +24

    8:33 I cant get over depressed Scorpion

  • @KumoKek0
    @KumoKek0 4 года назад +642

    "So I hear you're single now. ;)"
    A man dies, then someone else just steals that dead man's wife. ok

    • @Gofr4
      @Gofr4 4 года назад +14

      Unless it's your best friend's wife and he told you to do it for him.

    • @nofuxgiven37
      @nofuxgiven37 4 года назад +4

      Xy

    • @Primus_Phallus
      @Primus_Phallus 4 года назад +4

      We all have our kinks

    • @fantasydoge6122
      @fantasydoge6122 4 года назад +1

      Mikizeta. That how it is

    • @dustin2dust351
      @dustin2dust351 4 года назад +3

      Real life hurts

  • @jeremiahbristow7609
    @jeremiahbristow7609 5 лет назад +806

    But if Tails can't die, then he could just find more people to love. He's like a fox-version of the Doctor.

    • @yamiemii1522
      @yamiemii1522 5 лет назад +42

      Shadow to tails: am I a joke to you? (He can't really die either)

    • @analynpacios3704
      @analynpacios3704 5 лет назад +5

      No i think he has the infinite lives cheat

    • @ashez5583
      @ashez5583 5 лет назад +53

      That would suck bad as well, watching generations of great friends dying, such is the fate of an undying being.

    • @B4RC0D3_YT
      @B4RC0D3_YT 4 года назад +3

      More like what I can say that he is a TRAP after all.

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 4 года назад +30

      Yes. More people to meet, grow attached to, start friendships or romantic relationships with, until they perish. And the cycle repeats, on and on, rendering you closer and closer to emotionally dead, until you're left as some emotionless shell, wondering why would God curse you with such a horrible curse by refusing the ultimate end we all truly fear.

  • @macademia_p7853
    @macademia_p7853 5 лет назад +141

    3:31 he's Clearly forgotten something....

    • @arialta
      @arialta 4 года назад +6

      he forgot my broken heart ;( can i have two dollar fifty

    • @VergilVon_Doom
      @VergilVon_Doom 10 дней назад

      @@arialtano

  • @RobbyBoi_7
    @RobbyBoi_7 2 года назад +27

    This one right here is so cursed yet so hilarious at the same time lol. 18:09

  • @heroguardian5578
    @heroguardian5578 3 года назад +142

    Legends says it was the end of the world for tails but...
    Tails is still aliVE dying and reviving dying and reving...again and again and again...in the universe...pure pain and torture...

    • @UnrealisticArgument
      @UnrealisticArgument 3 года назад +7

      Imagine if this Tails went to sonic boom it was so full of despair started killing everyone

    • @heroguardian5578
      @heroguardian5578 3 года назад +1

      @@UnrealisticArgument my god...

    • @UnrealisticArgument
      @UnrealisticArgument 3 года назад +1

      @@heroguardian5578 I know my grammar horrible

    • @Dionyxium
      @Dionyxium 3 года назад +3

      Everybody gangsta till the fox becomes god

    • @thegameplayers494
      @thegameplayers494 2 года назад +1

      So tails is suicidal.

  • @mikdan8813
    @mikdan8813 6 лет назад +1520

    Don't worry, Tails. You can still hang out with Shadow. He's immortal too.

    • @helpfulapple3125
      @helpfulapple3125 6 лет назад +10

      Daniel J. Mikołajewski Wat is he?

    • @mikdan8813
      @mikdan8813 6 лет назад +124

      He can't die of old age and there's hardly anything that can kill him otherwise.

    • @paulgalmiche7436
      @paulgalmiche7436 6 лет назад +3

      T,mo

    • @helpfulapple3125
      @helpfulapple3125 6 лет назад +2

      Daniel J. Mikołajewski oh ok

    • @yagroloiii5721
      @yagroloiii5721 6 лет назад +43

      Lol predictable from an edgy character

  • @alexplayz6068
    @alexplayz6068 3 года назад +10

    3:31 that's actually called harakiri
    I think it was seen in one of the Mortal Kombat games where once a character is dizzy they have the option to kill themselves

  • @funnymanmakesvideos7580
    @funnymanmakesvideos7580 4 года назад +484

    2:04
    Unable to die, tails eventually stopped thinking

  • @unwrittenearth9230
    @unwrittenearth9230 6 лет назад +467

    The ratacate one with the RATATA was so sad and sweet I almost cried

  • @qiyozu
    @qiyozu 6 лет назад +805

    I cried at the rattata part :(
    Pokedex 132 bro

    • @LIZARDONFIRE
      @LIZARDONFIRE 6 лет назад +26

      DITTO...

    • @mrmochii407
      @mrmochii407 5 лет назад +2

      Rattata = Raticate (after) + Rattata (now) Death

    • @mrmochii407
      @mrmochii407 5 лет назад +3

      Rattata = Ditto confirmed

    • @KittyCat-sc2ye
      @KittyCat-sc2ye 5 лет назад +2

      Not Depressed Jimmy screw rattata, that Pokémon sucks

    • @wyattmiranda3484
      @wyattmiranda3484 5 лет назад +2

      Not Depressed Jimmy ditto

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 Год назад +20

    I love stories where the main protagonist is somehow immortal, or stuck in a time loop. All that suffering is delicious.

  • @AlleywayMurder
    @AlleywayMurder 5 лет назад +785

    DONT YOU DARE TOUCH MY
    MOTHERFUCKING BULBASAUR

    • @vikwazlol1369
      @vikwazlol1369 5 лет назад +28

      Giggly Goo I love my little onion turtle child

    • @Swaggertron4000
      @Swaggertron4000 5 лет назад +4

      Oobesome

    • @autumnorahoske8974
      @autumnorahoske8974 5 лет назад +13

      I love Bulbsaur to .

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 5 лет назад +10

      Giggly Goo
      I’m glad that the canon universe all three starter were chosen.

    • @safariknight3239
      @safariknight3239 5 лет назад +3

      Actually Bulbasaur And It's Evos Covers Most Of Kanto And Can Learn Better Moves Than Chaizard And Blastoise

  • @alessandrobozzi7085
    @alessandrobozzi7085 6 лет назад +314

    You know there's a problem when the "darkest" (not merely dark, the darkest) bits of Dorkly provide almost twenty minutes' worth of material.

    • @Racinq
      @Racinq 5 лет назад +2

      Not a problem at all!

    • @Someone-wj1lf
      @Someone-wj1lf 5 лет назад +2

      What do you call a problem ? I see none there

  • @Meneb
    @Meneb 5 лет назад +346

    One of the gravestones says "Miles Prowder Jr"
    OOF

    • @justhere2362
      @justhere2362 5 лет назад +9

      Never had grandkids. Would’ve given him reason to live some.

    • @jaceplays861
      @jaceplays861 5 лет назад +1

      And Mrs.Misty Prower

    • @shreerangvaidya9264
      @shreerangvaidya9264 5 лет назад +7

      His son's name was Miles Per Hour Prower.

    • @killer257
      @killer257 5 лет назад +1

      @Dr. Goji clearly u dont get the fucking joke

  • @angelafrost5460
    @angelafrost5460 2 года назад +20

    I honestly just want a video of Tails screaming for an hour.

  • @RebaHashiri
    @RebaHashiri 6 лет назад +509

    Tails can't die would of been alot funnier if Sonic's Tomb stone said
    Sonic the Hedgehog
    1976 - 2006

  • @osaka_fever
    @osaka_fever 6 лет назад +438

    The ratata and the ratacate one was sad

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 6 лет назад +11

      Well at least it was just a fainting, the Ratatta didn't die

    • @buckwindow
      @buckwindow 6 лет назад +1

      Bro how would they heal though

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 6 лет назад +2

      buckwindow No idea,bl but they seem to do it somehow since you can infinitely encounter the same Pokemon in a single patch of grass. Perhaps tall grassers have the auto-heal power which gets lost when they're captured?

    • @satrickptar6265
      @satrickptar6265 6 лет назад

      @@Bro-cx2jc They will never heal unless they bring them to the pokecenter

    • @yxorPnwoknU
      @yxorPnwoknU 6 лет назад

      Way to sad I cried

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +4678

    "Holy cow, he just got killed to death!"

  • @claydragon09
    @claydragon09 3 года назад +12

    I laughed out loud at every single one of these I don’t know whether I should be proud or disappointed in myself

  • @TheZipperDragon
    @TheZipperDragon 5 лет назад +595

    If Mario were owned by EA...
    *finds Yoshi egg*
    $10.99, or 40 hours of play time to unlock Yoshi DLC.

    • @zama1861
      @zama1861 5 лет назад +19

      It'd probably cost 8 dollars to spin jump

    • @the_gamer_0540
      @the_gamer_0540 5 лет назад +2

      * Troll face *

    • @09kingarthur
      @09kingarthur 5 лет назад +1

      TheZipperDragon oh dear god no... NO!!!! (Mario’s voice)

    • @Fluminox-
      @Fluminox- 5 лет назад

      £20 to insert the cartridge to the system

    • @clavedeluz3044
      @clavedeluz3044 5 лет назад

      Currently Nintendo is doing this

  • @jaykrause3137
    @jaykrause3137 5 лет назад +243

    I’m wondering how red beat team rocket and captured the 3 legendary birds with a level 15 voltorb

  • @yahseenmahdiq6162
    @yahseenmahdiq6162 5 лет назад +447

    I'm usually dead inside but that bulbasaur one reminded me of when I had to put down my cat. He was only 6 months old and he was my best buddy. I sat there with him as he passed and I cried harder than I ever have in my life. RIP Stanley

    • @God-yd8zh
      @God-yd8zh 5 лет назад +13

      Why did you have to put him down

    • @yahseenmahdiq6162
      @yahseenmahdiq6162 5 лет назад +31

      @@God-yd8zh he was attacked by a dog in my apartment. There was no way to save him. There were multiple puncture wounds through his abdomen.

    • @God-yd8zh
      @God-yd8zh 5 лет назад +26

      I am deeply sorry for your loss. I hope you are feeling better now.

    • @anudayoker
      @anudayoker 5 лет назад +22

      @@yahseenmahdiq6162 That's so sad. A prayer to your cat and Bulbasaur, even though I'm a Charmander user.

    • @mr.intruder1536
      @mr.intruder1536 5 лет назад +15

      @@yahseenmahdiq6162
      I swear if I were you
      I will beat the shit out of that dog

  • @darth-lord-revan4922
    @darth-lord-revan4922 2 года назад +6

    Oak whistling "in the eyes of an angel" is too perfect 0:42

  • @Mudkippropagandamelody
    @Mudkippropagandamelody 4 года назад +1252

    The funny thing is he made a trainer stupid enough to train a Raticate to level 72.

    • @jayyce1
      @jayyce1 4 года назад +52

      Man Raticate was my dude in my first ever Pokémon team.

    • @Poptomist
      @Poptomist 4 года назад +49

      But I had a shiny raticate and she outran almost everything, and she fainted them before she got to half health most of the time

    • @Nerd_1537
      @Nerd_1537 4 года назад +8

      No bully the raticate

    • @silverbullet5083
      @silverbullet5083 3 года назад +3

      @@Poptomist awesome

    • @lorenzojongste6766
      @lorenzojongste6766 3 года назад +28

      @@silverbullet5083 Some people shit on pokemon who seemingly are weak but actually are very powerfull if used right.

  • @Gnourt0n
    @Gnourt0n 5 лет назад +181

    Wait I just realized Mario skips world 2 is the famous sad prince of bel-air scene

  • @Zwizard247
    @Zwizard247 6 лет назад +55

    This should have been for October, seems perfect for it

  • @tomaslopez4892
    @tomaslopez4892 3 года назад +23

    "NO THIS MAN HAS FOUGHT WITH HONOR. I HAVE DONE ENOUGH."

  • @redpenguin5602
    @redpenguin5602 4 года назад +611

    Mudkip is picked all the time. I think ORAS is the only generation where all three starters are picked.

    • @seancriswell4505
      @seancriswell4505 4 года назад +42

      I always found Mudkip to be really useful whenever I played Gen 3. It just gets a bad rep because it's overused in memes nowadays.

    • @bobwatyup
      @bobwatyup 4 года назад +20

      Mudkip is my favorite Pokemon so I always used to use him

    • @Bigbirdiscool
      @Bigbirdiscool 4 года назад +7

      I completely agree with this statement

    • @grady2540
      @grady2540 4 года назад +8

      Gen 4 as well

    • @someinterneter9372
      @someinterneter9372 4 года назад +8

      ORAS.... ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

  • @codylewis3024
    @codylewis3024 4 года назад +94

    4:43
    Blue:marowak use double kick
    Me:ಠ_ಠ

  • @Kids_Scissors
    @Kids_Scissors 4 года назад +256

    The pokemon starter one nearly made me cry at such an incredible speed.
    Update: all of these are making me sad holy God

    • @arialta
      @arialta 4 года назад +10

      do you reqiure hug

    • @Ckbtony1983
      @Ckbtony1983 4 года назад +5

      The world is dangerous out there take a hug

    • @arialta
      @arialta 4 года назад +4

      yeah take a hug

    • @ClaireIsLiterallyMeFrFr
      @ClaireIsLiterallyMeFrFr 4 года назад +2

      I have seen the whole video, I don't see anything dark here.

  • @supleh5937
    @supleh5937 2 года назад +5

    I love that the pig and red were having a full blown conversation

  • @SoulCrusherEx
    @SoulCrusherEx 6 лет назад +334

    Pokedex Entry 132 bro... Ditto....

  • @SaltyBanjos
    @SaltyBanjos 5 лет назад +375

    1:00 *sees mudkip*
    I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that

    • @sonicfanatic6733
      @sonicfanatic6733 4 года назад +5

      oscar cool12345 dude, same

    • @analynpacios3704
      @analynpacios3704 4 года назад +10

      I heard dorkly does not like mudkips!

    • @afonsosampaio765
      @afonsosampaio765 4 года назад +8

      Mudkip its a fan favorite come on

    • @Void_Echoes
      @Void_Echoes 4 года назад +8

      People don’t respect how cool Swampert is

    • @afonsosampaio765
      @afonsosampaio765 4 года назад +5

      @@Void_Echoes ikr. Swampert is one of thoose pokemons that has a original format

  • @iheartdaftpunk
    @iheartdaftpunk 4 года назад +153

    Every single person ever in the game things : *has a wife and children*
    That just makes it *worse*

  • @FuryFox-fg1wn
    @FuryFox-fg1wn 3 года назад +17

    15:17 Umm 🤔 What?

  • @itz_david9825
    @itz_david9825 5 лет назад +149

    18:02
    Sega fans: its not that bad
    Nintendo fans: BRUH WTF THIS IS SOME MESSED UP STUFF

    • @zama1861
      @zama1861 5 лет назад +5

      You can't lie, Sega has some sweet music

    • @Mania5K
      @Mania5K 5 лет назад +1

      I’m guess I’m more Nintendo Then Sega fan BECAUSE This LOOKS MESSED UP! And HIDIOUS
      ( also this is my opinion so don’t be salty )

    • @Mania5K
      @Mania5K 5 лет назад

      MarioMaster 412 True But u okey with that cough though

  • @thatguyfromthatthing2476
    @thatguyfromthatthing2476 6 лет назад +603

    (Meanwhile, Shuckle in hell...)

  • @darioildiario3001
    @darioildiario3001 5 лет назад +469

    My favourite one is always "Subzero stays dizzy" ^_^

    • @sonicfriends4564
      @sonicfriends4564 5 лет назад +2

      Agreed

    • @TheDarkMewtwo996
      @TheDarkMewtwo996 5 лет назад +31

      Me during the entire short:
      "JUST LIGHT PUNCH HIM YOU IDIOTS!"

    • @GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc
      @GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc 5 лет назад +3

      Hell yeah

    • @triangletriangle4520
      @triangletriangle4520 5 лет назад +7

      Mine is the mario castle one. The LETS PLAY A GAME WHERE YOU LAND ON TOP OF ME. Even if it looks like I’m hurt, just do it okay kids?

    • @k1llrg0ldf1sh7
      @k1llrg0ldf1sh7 5 лет назад +2

      That's one of my least favorite videos dorkly has done

  • @laneleach
    @laneleach 3 года назад +6

    The first animation is one reason why I love Sword and Shield, because Leon takes the third starter.

  • @tailsrhtatonslice1418
    @tailsrhtatonslice1418 6 лет назад +1294

    ->darkest animations
    ->thumbnail is tails killing himself
    ->yeah you’re right
    what the french toast

  • @pixalmated4853
    @pixalmated4853 6 лет назад +279

    Boy what a way to start your day 😢😢😢
    And I thought my 8 bit mortal kombat animation was violent 😂

  • @TheCartoonGamer8000
    @TheCartoonGamer8000 6 лет назад +436

    I've been calling them Darkly Bits for years now.

  • @bullwrinkle29studiosshow37
    @bullwrinkle29studiosshow37 2 года назад +2

    Rip Daniel the koopa
    “ lived a heroic not coward life”
    1990-2018.

  • @pieandcheese1016
    @pieandcheese1016 6 лет назад +363

    “Of course we are not owned by SEGA” We are owned by EA. Would you like to pay for the rest of your friends.

  • @bacon8819
    @bacon8819 5 лет назад +63

    17:36 for once i wasnt a coward remember that" that was a cool line

  • @giles7157
    @giles7157 6 лет назад +261

    that bulbasaur one got me in the heart

    • @heavyartillery641
      @heavyartillery641 5 лет назад +4

      @Winter Wuulf I smiled.

    • @heavyartillery641
      @heavyartillery641 5 лет назад +4

      @Winter Wuulf Heartless suits me better. Pain is hilarious. Besides, I don't care for Bulbasaur. Any other Starter, i'd care about.

    • @heavyartillery641
      @heavyartillery641 5 лет назад +1

      @Winter Wuulf Yep

    • @heavyartillery641
      @heavyartillery641 5 лет назад +2

      @Eren the Wolf You know it, buddy.

    • @ventzx6443
      @ventzx6443 5 лет назад +7

      We got a badass over here

  • @mrkdavis22
    @mrkdavis22 3 года назад +15

    13:05 wait i always thought they were siblings

    • @SkullGuy6691
      @SkullGuy6691 2 года назад +2

      They are. Dorkley just made them husband and wife

    • @Pieceofdatoast
      @Pieceofdatoast 2 года назад +5

      @@SkullGuy6691 sweet home Alabama

    • @ThinkingCrimson
      @ThinkingCrimson 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Pieceofdatoast lets call it an AU.

  • @0DRONZER
    @0DRONZER 5 лет назад +359

    the fetality one is more fun than dark, she turned him into a fetus

  • @redpenguin5602
    @redpenguin5602 5 лет назад +247

    1:00 Mudkip is my favorite starter thank you very much

  • @wendigovanderblitz4823
    @wendigovanderblitz4823 5 лет назад +224

    This prooves Dorkly is a Dark Type pokémon.

  • @JadeKitsuneuwu
    @JadeKitsuneuwu 2 года назад +2

    you need to make a damn movie, this is so greatly made

  • @josephpentony4804
    @josephpentony4804 4 года назад +66

    *Some Of my Favorites*
    6:11 Rattata Reunion
    7:49 The most Horrifying Finishing Move In Mortal Kombat
    12:36 Ice Climber CliffHanger
    13:34 Chrono Trigger Secret Ending
    14:15 Angry Birds Friendship
    16:13 What Really Happens When Mario Destroys Castles

    • @NA-om8oh
      @NA-om8oh 4 года назад +2

      Ice climber CLIFF-HANGER
      haha very funny, good name dorkly

    • @arnoldoesparza75
      @arnoldoesparza75 3 года назад

      Wait a minute, aren’t popo and nana kids, AND SIBLINGS?!

    • @Lizard_Ri
      @Lizard_Ri Год назад

      Question, what's the ratata one referencing to?

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Год назад

      ​​​​​@@arnoldoesparza75 I think they were determined to be childhood friends actually by Masahiro Sakurai creator of super smash bros which may or may not be canon