Pokemon Ralphie: The Complete Journey
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20 years..
Poor metapod still never evolved... and is still lvl 17..
Also is permanently disabled because it will never see the light of a pokemon center healing machine
When I caught my Caterpie in Pokémon Sun, I took care of it, battled with it, and it then evolved into Metapod, but unlike Ralphie, I continued to take care of it and was able to get a beautiful Buterfree.
I bet you ten bucks that if my Buterfree was at level 10 still, it would defeat Ralphies poor abused Metapod.
and dead from horrific science accident
@@tigerrocks503chase8 nah level 100 Caterpie got this
@@maldorov6297 he never did... *He died*
Y'all ever think about how Rusty starts with a kakuna, and Ralphie starts with a metapod? And both end up imprisoned, though in different ways.
This was my literal show thought last night
Parallel universes
and one gets killed by the other
I haven’t watched it all yet
Please say spoiler alert befor you spoil
@@_zenon_9540 Peanut Butter finds out about how humanity treats pokemon and then he decides to enslave all humanity. Rusty goes back in time to stop himself but ends up doing it all again (same Rusty, not the past one). Peanut Butter meets the past Rusty who made a deli and he likes the sandwich. They go travel space together along with Clefa. The bad Rusty is chained to the deli and forced to make sandwiches.
*SPOILER ALERT*
I like how at the end it reveals that red wasn't actually killed by ralphie because the story in rusty said that red assembled all the strongest pokemon trainers meaning red didn't die to ralphie and instead was somehow saved
Actually the “Good Rusty” made perfect bidoof change his ways, and when he left he said he would completely change it so that it was like bidoof was never there. Basically, red never assembled that group, also I though that happened when he was a kid anyway lol
@@mempez8527 wow that was a pretty amazing explination
@@mempez8527 the way I interpreted that was that instead of winding back time, perfect bidoof just set everything back how it was. Kinda the difference between knocking over a shelf and putting everything back vs time traveling back to when you didn't knock it over
@@frostedflakes8968 not to mention these timelines don't line up at all. Red was still like 10 in Pokemon Rusty, where as Red is in his 30s in Pokemon Ralphy. It's not a true crossover, just an Easter egg
@@blootooth00 mabye rusty spent 20 years in prison
Ralphie has murdered humans.
Rusty has murdered Pokemon.
Together, they will rule the world.
Basically yes. Well, Ralphie did kinda kill his Metapod tho.. Poor pokemon.
@@emanuelevigo9864
*allegedly*
Both of them killed both
@@emanuelevigo9864 You can say it Poorkemon
Rusty stuck making sandwiches and the other in space
"Pidgey! Use Sand-Attack!"
"Oh no, my poor baby's accuracy!"
*Because Metapod needs accuracy to use Harden*
@PeterEater98 not really. this is a trainer we are talking about.
@@architdubey5196 thats a bad move
How the heck is sand hurt someone the only person I know who is Darth Vader
@@omnipotentazathoth5215 you mean Anakin and also, have you ever had sand in your eyes?cuz then you would know the pain
THE BEAST OF ML exactly the point sir/ma’am
If Rusty and Ralphie ever met each other, the Pokémon cinematic universe would literally collapse and reset itself from their combined intelligence.
or lack there of
Just Some Guy without a Mustache Rusty killed Ralphie at the end
And then they end up in a time machine(Bill invented before Ralphie accidentally killed him) and get sent to the 1800s.
Todd v Burbersur v Legendary Bodybuilder. A battle for the ages!
What happened to just some guy with a mustache
You didn't watch the whole video through, did you?
The ending is genius. It couldn’t have gotten more clever than that.
No
You're completely right
Rusty!
Murder!
Wisp WHAT
I just rewatched Rusty after this and realized that Bidoof undid everything bad he have done, so that probably includes killing Ralphie. Which means he's still alive and in prison.
and also at 6:44, those guys are thankfully still alive
@@Fan-imatorPeanut Butter undid all the bad that Rusty did and only the bad that Rusty did so those guys are still sadly dead
@@cthulhusl4y3r66aw man
I legimately feel really bad for Todd.
Nothing the sweet taste of revenge can't fix.
Same here Ralphe needs to go somewhere deeper then hell
He became a digimon tho
Why was he not put into care/foster homes
Me too. Hopefully, Perfect Bidoof will give him a decent life in the Bidoof-pocolypse
"Ralphie used Kidnap!"
"It was...too effective."
Ouch.
1 Year old.
500 likes.
No comments.
This ends today.
@@totallynothatguy1698 2nd here.
Do you mind if I do the 3rd one
@@mohd_yahya7022 sure man. (4th now)
@@tristansalagoste4486 ight man (5th by the way(
The second he became a good guy, his MC protection dissipated and all the negative Karma he accumulated killed him instantly.
Rusty! Murder! Rusty! Murder!
Ralphie: We meet again Red.
Red: You're not my rival.
If Todd thinks Ralphie is a terrible trainer he hasn’t even heard of Rusty hahaha
I guess when this was made rusty wasn’t even born
Rusty murdered Ralphie at the end
they are in the same universe as Rusty killed him in the end
Lucus Who rusty is just ralphie but less bidoof
@@trent800 no the perfect bidoof can travel between dimensions, and by looking at the 2 series you can tell they aren't the same kanto
Why doesn’t Dorkly believe in Pokémon center
There's a rumor that the Pokèmon center doesn't heal your pokemon but replaces them with pokemon with the exact same stats
xXZombs4lifeXx actually???
@@archived1606 It's just a rumor
So they have a spare shiny perfect IVs and ev trained tyranitar? I thought it would take about 4-5 days to get one
@@ZombsOfficial
C L O N I N G
So ralphie died when bidoof first met rusty and broke him out of jail.
18:39 "you even gave me 12 pokedollars afterwards."
"this isn't about my life savings!"
underrated
Deaths:
8 police officers
1 metapod
1 pilot
1 mew
Red’s bones
An entire crew of sailors
Bill
Tons of people in Red’s offices
and Ralphie himself.
And Rusty still killed more
Where is the mew?
Sander De Bruyn 13:43
Don’t forget everyone in the offices
Project Osprey true. I’ll add that!
Rusty murder rusty murder
They created a full fledged Pokémon-parody cinematic universe
*i love it*
Galaxy GamerZ is this a joke
Galaxy GamerZ it’s called a shiny it happens 1/10000 about usually so it’s rare
Also how do you have 700 subs and no videos
Nick Tempo I love Pokemon Rusty
Yeah just have been a glitch hopefully it doesn't happen again
Um yes there is you ralphie
21:30 man this man cranking out so many reps without failure....what a legend
"You're 10x my age and know nothing about Pokémon"
Doesn't that make the child 3..?
...you ever heard of hyperbole?
Plus this is Pokémon, if 8 year olds can travel the world then 3 year olds can travel the city
@@davidsorianomusic I literally learned that word today, my 12 year old nephew taught me it 😂 I feel smarter. 😎
@@davidsorianomusic clearly hasn’t.
"I didn't become a Pokemon trainer to learn my far-fetched multiplication tables!"
A pathetic start, all the way to a pathetic end.
Confirmed: Ralphie’s life is a joke.
@Galaxy GamerZ lol come on dude you're not fooling anyone
@Galaxy GamerZ if your not lying
WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
if your not lying
that mudkip was a 1/8192 roll. bbut i hope your lying. your lying
@missingno missingno that was a non sequitur. Moving on.
@UCfJCRGFMaI-iQrVdZzmKBTA Because you keep copy pasting it and the fact that Shiny pokemon have been a thing since the Game Boy Color games?
@@justaguythatsbadateverythi2499 what galaxy gamerz said? His comment was deleted
Ralphie: You
Vs.
Rusty: The guy she told you not to worry about
@proud hufflepuff Perfect bidoof use judgment
500th like
Good Rusty: _That_ guy
Mason the Merc 115 Rusty:uh who are you?
Ralphie:I’m you but worse
Rusty:oh cool!
Other way around
"Ah shit, there's a Mew under here!"
DEAD
I died
Did anyone else realize that "Alolan Todd" is just beige recolor of Raremon from Digimon Dawn and Dusk? Because I think it's funny that we've got Bidoof becoming a Digimon like deity and Todd becoming a Garbodor/Mr.Mime fusion evolving into Shiny Raremon...
Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history'
Rusty: *hold my Perfect Bidoof*
Hey Rusty dasn own perfect badoof agin iya the good Rusty who own perfect badoof
stupid riskong To be fair he didn’t specify which rusty he was referring to
Its was better if you said hold my peanut butter
@@glowingdarkness9288yep your right. Got confused there what to type
**the entire Marvel staff die ‘cause of the extreme god radiation**
Wasn't he also the bug trainer in bidoofcalypse that pissed his pants
All part of the PCU
No since he died when Peanut Butter broke Rusty out
@@miguelmercer2377 but bidoof reversed all his chaos, so that means his death also reversed
@@unclebuns5286 | But that was after the fear-pissing dude fear-pissed himself.
I would like that to be the case, but it just doesn't fit in with the already-not-making-sense timeline.
8:26 best Pokémon music
"I should focus on things I'm good at"
"Like murder!"
Theory: rustey is reds child he put up for adoption
I swear, every policemen in this show is about to retire
PyjamaDan well yeah there being replace with Pokémon detectives
And then turn into a ghost
It's called Retirony, it's a common trope in movies with cops.
And has at least 3 children
They're all getting to old for this shit.
i love how monster todd is just a reskin of the digimon; Raremon
Thanks you ! I thought I saw this monstrosity before but couldn't put my finger on it
Well he ate "Rare" candy
And all of that flesh also makes it look like a joy mutant of sorts (joy mutant as in LISA by the way)
I dunno, it looks more like Tetsuo from Akira to me.
Literally google raremon
20:09 OH REALLY..?
*insert rusty whistling in the background*
Well rusty caught more than 1 pokemon
@@fortymcmeme3846 Mostly Bidoof
@@fortymcmeme3846 and killed most of them
I just realized that Ralphie is probably still alive.
Since he got killed by Perfect Bidoof bursting through the wall and he undid all the murders/damage that was caused by him, it means that Ralphie must've been revived also
Whoa dude
“ I wanna eat! All this ice cream! “
Uhh.... uhh....
“ like no one ever was! “
To eat it my real test, to gain weight is my cause
Ba da doo
Ill try to travel to the fridge but the distance is too faaaaarrr
I’m giving up on everything my life is stuck on paaaaussee
It’s crazy - Ralphie got a Metapod and Rusty got a Kakuna. 😂
And rusty got the perfect badoof and ralphi got Todd blob
No rusty got Pikachu
@@galaxyads3040 I applause you for that comment.
Well,they ARE version exclusive.
*Pokemon Rusty to kakuna
Pokemon Ralphie to Metapod
It was a PIKACHU 🤣🤣
11:11 *billopod gets defraxialized*
I figured out a way to make the whole "Ralphie and Rusty exist in the same universe even though there is a time paradox" thing work. So you know how it says that Red has 2 children, but we only meet one of them? I think that the other child is the Red that Rusty is an obsessive fan of. This is the only way I can think of having 2 Reds with different ages and time frames.
“Ralphie are you peeing yourself?”
“It’s called a feeble bladder and it’s medical!”
Sooooo???
@@macewindu7429 its funny thats so
K
When's that smart trainer and his Scyther joining the Dorkly Cinematic Universe?
that's Red, he made a masterball factory remember?
@@geek_x4565 Still need a series about him.
They can make him a whole new character and i would still love it
@@MCKennaXC SHUCKLEEEEEEEEE
The dcu
i called the number at 9:10 and it was some company from overseas
5:00 his he singing the pokemon rap? Omg
The story of Ralphie is proof that Bug types don't get enough love.
We get too many normal, fighting, and flying types. There's not enough early game fire or electric types.
@@petercross1879 what do you mean not enough fire? Isn't there like a starting fire in almost every pokemon game in every generation? Like charmander in gen 1, torchic in gen 3, cyndaquil in gen 2, etc etc.
That's actually what guzma was trying to show to people
@@lolcall5295 if you want a fire type in most games, you ha e no choice but to pick the fire starter. That's bad.
@@petercross1879 yeah but at least you have some decent fire type
RALPHIE USE KIDNAP!
*it was too effective...*
that would be perfect when you faint a shiny
One hit KO
Bruh poor Todd also the fact that he was in the same prison as rusty during the Bidoof break out was epic
10:41
This could be a sole purpose for a Pokemon series:
*People experimenting with the teleporter and repurpisisng it. Maybe they find a Pokemon-human hybrid that would be either advertised to the public (something like 'become a Eevee person!' or 'become something like a pikachu!') or accidentally turning everyone in a ___ mile radius into a Pokemon-human hybrid.
Either way it could be a cool Pokemon animation.
We now need a trainer who actually takes care of their pokemon but has to deal with Rusty, Ralphie, or someone like them
No.
@@soppingwetburgers6493 YES
They already have one, Boss/Friend.
Look up "If Pokemon Trainers Were Smart".
Basically what I would do in the Pokemon World.
@@ZigealFaust yeah he's the best still a psycho but loves hus scyther
Pokemon Reggie
Pokemon Ralphie was hilarious, but Pokemon Rusty is even better.
RUSTY! RUSTY! RUSTY!
no, I must screw up my world even further!
*Excuse me? Detective Squirtel... Dick Squirt..*
Correct
RUSTY! MURDER! RUSTY! MURDER!
@@SlavTiger Dude I said the same thing
15:40 you’ve Ralphie: you’ve accidentally evolved into a disqustang monster. who hasn’t that happened to...
Todd: nobody
Garbador so I haven’t became a disgusting monster... yay
“I’m Mr.Deoxys! By the time you’re watching this, it means *Your father is dead!”*
After seeing all the 22 minutes, and listening to Red about having two kids, I have to ask: where is Todd's brother? The world needs to see the second monster pokemon in existence!
Todd's brother is the Red in Pokémon Rusty. For starters, the Red that Rusty follows in Pokémon Rusty can't be the Red we see in Ralphie, the age gap is far too big(~10 vs ~30). Although if Red had a son also named Red, who looked like him, he could be the Red that Rusty was following, making perfect sense when connecting the universes together.
Ash the son😂
Oh, did I miss a detail saying it was a brother? X3 I assumed it could've been a daughter/sister. Lol, either way, I wonder where is this 2nd kid!?
@@dantebenedetti8095 My brothers and I play in a homebrew Pokemon trpg based loosely on DnD rules. In that world, Agatha has retired as a member of the elite four, and was replaced by her granddaughter, an obscenely old lady named Agatha. Stuff like this makes perfect sense if you just don't think about it.
It would be even more interesting if the brother isn't a Pokemon. Just showing how bad of a father Red truly is. Maybe the brother even got more affection.
Todd: says Ralphie’s the worst pokemon trainer
Rusty: im about to end this whole mans career
Quite literally
@@chriswestergaard4506 At least unlike this guy who literally made his one and only Pokemon suffer for 20 years without healing or anything, at least Rusty healed his Pokemon once and ended his fainted Pokemon's suffering.
English 100
@Omega Zero Yeah, basically he would have prevented it if he taught PB compassion. Just because it sounded boring to him, he indirectly dominated the world.
At least Rusty beat the Elite Four.
17:54
Doesn't red have a spouse or something?
The moment you realize Ralphie was voiced by Nathan Yaffe
alolan todd appears to be a retextured digimon, nice
Yeah hes just a reskin of raremon
@@gytuj6722 dynamax raremon*
Glad someone noticed
Oh my Arceus! Ralphie killed Red's son!
Wait... He's alive? They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie.
Then damn... rare candy is no joke...
No wonder he kept wanting to go to a pokemon center
Really
Still waiting for a Pokemon series like these 2 at end of 2022
Oh man. Poor Metapod. That time Ralphie said „…he needs revenge“ and i saw the tears of Metapod. That moment brokes at least the hearts of 80% of all viewers.
All in all great work just putting so much detail in all these pixels 👍🏻
This guy was a bigger monster then Rusty.
That is why he was killed when Rusty and him were in the same place. The universe can't handle both of them.
Thank you everyone for giving this 1.4k! Love you pokemon rusty series. I hope you never run dry.
Than
What the..... 242 👍s that's my new record.
No rusty was worse he caused an apocalypse and created the most hateful Pokémon ever!
And what is Tod blob
are you kidding me... Rusty literally started the Biddoof apocalypse! He legit killed thousands probably from the forest fire, creating "pikachu" the crime boss, teaching PERFECT BIDOOF bloodlust, and even joining team rocket once using a bicycle full of weed.
I made a lot of viewers unhappy, the witnesses to my many crimes I mean"
Restoration 100
I literally read this just as they said it and I was like: wait a minute what?
yea, as accidental occasionally intentional murder is hillarious, so no unhappy veiwers with that!
Restoration of the fourth wall?
Timestamp please
2:16
red: daisy, moe, that guy over there
that guy over there: *YEAH*
I like how Todd lectures Ralphie on not knowing anything about Pokémon, but Ralphie knows that there were 151 original Pokémon, and Todd doesn’t know that ride pagers have been used by Alolans for generations
If Ralphie didn’t know about Gen 2 Pokémon and up, then how come he has a Lopunny on his calendar?
He's a furry, he just saw a sexy bunny picture there, that was enough to buy it.
what-
@@KonnichiwaHimuraSan Makes sense/
@@landondavis2005 - And gen 4 is included in "gen 2 Pokémon and up".
So... Red became a champion, rased 2 kids, started selling masterballs and super potions... But only has 2 badges?!
Nah, he has all 7 Kantos' badges...
Or he use GameShark
Where was his other son?
@@ProfTricky3168 Rusty? No idea...
Dragoon-BB No it isn’t Rusty, his father was the delly worker. But good guess.
What made you think he has two badges? Was it mentioned somewhere in the parody?
5:06 try 850+
Nah try 1000
When I first saw this I didn’t realize this was voiced by the cast of Drawfee
We need a Detective Squirtle movie. I picture him voiced by Danny DeVito.
🤔🤔🤔
Yes
Hope Dorkly does this first
That would be absolutely beautiful
bigbaddawg101 Squirtle Squad?
Looks like smart red was able to reconfigure and mass produce the master ball LMAO XD
also it's organic :D
CATCH EM ALL
Reengineer
I hope Red is able to keep Missingno in a safe room to mass produce the Master Ball.
@@coolguy5133 if he did that it he would die. Missingno is a very dangerous pokemon. Also it will break the universe. Well not as bad a peanut butter did. But you get what im saying.
I still can’t get over the fact that Todd evolved into a Raremon from digimon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
that "who's that pokemon" killed me xDD 7:11
3:23 Ralphie: Pull up those big boy pants kiddo coz its time for a spankin’.
Red’s Son: *What a weird thing to say to a child you barely know.*
Ralphie : WHATEVER LETS FIGHT!
Bro you spoiled it!
Raahil Khan not really
I am surprised about Ralphie knowing what alolan muk is and about team skull 😂
Wasn't Team Skull somewhat of an ironic tourist commodity of Alola since they were just that incompetent compared to the other villain gangs/teams?
Yeah he knows alonan but surprised by mega evolve stuff
Technically alolan muk is just called muk, so he already knows it
What was that purple thing by the skull?
@@anthonymccoll4151 still no answer..
10:25 Is that a reference to "The Fly"?
19:08 uh o WHERES GYRADOSE
That blob thing is just a sprite of the digimon Raremon from one of the DS games.
Still feel bad for Todd. Forcefed a rare candy and discovered the ugly truth... Wonder where he is now...
"Ah shoot there's a Mew under here" is an excellent reference lol.
8:54 is like one of the best parts lol
6:50. Simply wonderful.
I knew Rusty & Ralphie were in the same universe. The moment I saw the jail, i knew Bidoof would kill Ralphie
Everyone got the Rusty reference they wanted.
Spoilers
Peanut butter**********
RUSTY! MURDER! RUSTY MURDER!
Well... That wasn't very satisfying, the way they killed off Ralphie, to be honest.
Or... Maybe that's the point. Ralphie was nothing but sad from start to finish.
No like i said on my comment. The universe just can't handle both of them.
I agree tbh, they did the same with the rusty series in terms of ending it poorly and it kinda ruins the series knowing that
This end is fitting here for Ralphie I think. He has his life recklessly ended by an asshole, the same way he ended other lives, just as he is beginning to regret everything he has done.
To be fair, we dont know if he died. At most it looks like he got a brain trauma from those rocks (will be pretty ironic if he indeed does)
If it makes you feel any better Raplhies probably fine. He was most likely brought back to life after PB reset the world.
I'm not sure the world was ready for this level of comedic genius..
21:48 saddly true
4:25 *kidnaps Red's son and accidentally gets him into a car accident immediately after*
so dark and stupid. I love Dorkly animations
His life savings was 12 yen?
That's literally 12 pennies.
He was a boy in an advanced world who spent the rest of his life savings on a few pokeballs to catch a couple of oversized bugs that would never leave their ball (other than the metapod)
Cormac Eats Popcorm 1 yen is actually 0.0080 euro
"I can name all 151 pokemon! (Proceeds to recite pokerap") that's me to Tee lmfao that broke me😂
17:35 and a hint of frogie I get it frogie Jurassic park and frogs
Can't wait for Dic Squirts to evolve to Dic War or better yet!!! DIC BLAST!!!
You mean Dick Wart xD
"Dic rhydon"
Dic Toise
How dark is dorkys pokemon cinematic universe ?
Yes
15:05 RAREMON
You connected ralf and rusty universes ?!? That’s AWESOME
I'm disappointed about the fact that Squirtle doesn't have glasses
Don't exactly wanna admit that aloud but so was I lol
The police should have taken that Metapod from Ralphie.
He wold evolve Just Like rustys "Pikachu"
7:35
Is that an ace attorney refrence
To the detective gumshoe?
I love how the room in the intros kept getting worse and worse
19:35
Assholes lv 100
Red-Lv 99
Ralphie-lv 1
I feel bad for Todd but I love this kid even if he evolved monstrously. It's so shocking to see the vains and stuff. I just hope he's not in pain. Maybe not physically if he isn't but mentally if he hates how he looks.
11:36 alright so we know that Rusty's and Ralphie's worlds are the same place and from Rusty we know that human hospitals exist. I feel like knowing this, it's implied that in the past when hurt Todd has been taken to a pokemon center and he just thought that it was normal until the rare candy lining things up.
“Your like 10 times my age” Bro doesnt that mean hes like 3
Rusty and Ralphie met each other ....
World: Time for to get destroyed
well Rusty killed him so they did meet
Ralphie killed a few but Rusty killed everyone (nearly) and even Ralphie himself.
Nah def red
Oh dear... I kinda feel bad for bug catcher ralphie. This is why you don't do drugs kids!
Or just talk to someone about your problems and accept help
arbetor12 Yeah, I guess that’s another option.
Stay in drugs, don’t do school...
Oh wait... No wait, I said it wrong...
This is why you don't catch bugs, kids!
Dont eat apples
Ralphe is the second best pokemon trainer after Rusty. If these two themed up, the world itself would tremble.
Why are these good