Pokemon Ralphie: The Complete Journey
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I like how at the end it reveals that red wasn't actually killed by ralphie because the story in rusty said that red assembled all the strongest pokemon trainers meaning red didn't die to ralphie and instead was somehow saved
Actually the “Good Rusty” made perfect bidoof change his ways, and when he left he said he would completely change it so that it was like bidoof was never there. Basically, red never assembled that group, also I though that happened when he was a kid anyway lol
@@mempez8527 wow that was a pretty amazing explination
@@mempez8527 the way I interpreted that was that instead of winding back time, perfect bidoof just set everything back how it was. Kinda the difference between knocking over a shelf and putting everything back vs time traveling back to when you didn't knock it over
@@frostedflakes8968 not to mention these timelines don't line up at all. Red was still like 10 in Pokemon Rusty, where as Red is in his 30s in Pokemon Ralphy. It's not a true crossover, just an Easter egg
@@blootooth00 mabye rusty spent 20 years in prison
"Ralphie used Kidnap!"
"It was...too effective."
Ouch.
1 Year old.
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This ends today.
@@totallynothatguy1698 2nd here.
Do you mind if I do the 3rd one
@@mohd_yahya7022 sure man. (4th now)
@@Random_Dude4486 ight man (5th by the way(
Ralphie has murdered humans.
Rusty has murdered Pokemon.
Together, they will rule the world.
Basically yes. Well, Ralphie did kinda kill his Metapod tho.. Poor pokemon.
@@emanuelevigo9864
*allegedly*
Both of them killed both
@@emanuelevigo9864 You can say it Poorkemon
Rusty stuck making sandwiches and the other in space
If Todd thinks Ralphie is a terrible trainer he hasn’t even heard of Rusty hahaha
I guess when this was made rusty wasn’t even born
Rusty murdered Ralphie at the end
they are in the same universe as Rusty killed him in the end
Lucus Who rusty is just ralphie but less bidoof
@@trent800 no the perfect bidoof can travel between dimensions, and by looking at the 2 series you can tell they aren't the same kanto
Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history'
Rusty: *hold my Perfect Bidoof*
Hey Rusty dasn own perfect badoof agin iya the good Rusty who own perfect badoof
stupid riskong To be fair he didn’t specify which rusty he was referring to
Its was better if you said hold my peanut butter
@@glowingdarkness9288yep your right. Got confused there what to type
**the entire Marvel staff die ‘cause of the extreme god radiation**
The ending is genius. It couldn’t have gotten more clever than that.
No
You're completely right
Rusty!
Murder!
Wisp WHAT
A pathetic start, all the way to a pathetic end.
Confirmed: Ralphie’s life is a joke.
@Galaxy GamerZ lol come on dude you're not fooling anyone
@Galaxy GamerZ if your not lying
WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
if your not lying
that mudkip was a 1/8192 roll. bbut i hope your lying. your lying
@missingno missingno that was a non sequitur. Moving on.
@UCfJCRGFMaI-iQrVdZzmKBTA Because you keep copy pasting it and the fact that Shiny pokemon have been a thing since the Game Boy Color games?
@@justaguythatsbadateverythi2499 what galaxy gamerz said? His comment was deleted
Did anyone else realize that "Alolan Todd" is just beige recolor of Raremon from Digimon Dawn and Dusk? Because I think it's funny that we've got Bidoof becoming a Digimon like deity and Todd becoming a Garbodor/Mr.Mime fusion evolving into Shiny Raremon...
i love how monster todd is just a reskin of the digimon; Raremon
Thanks you ! I thought I saw this monstrosity before but couldn't put my finger on it
Well he ate "Rare" candy
And all of that flesh also makes it look like a joy mutant of sorts (joy mutant as in LISA by the way)
I dunno, it looks more like Tetsuo from Akira to me.
Literally google raremon
Pokemon Ralphie was hilarious, but Pokemon Rusty is even better.
RUSTY! RUSTY! RUSTY!
no, I must screw up my world even further!
*Excuse me? Detective Squirtel... Dick Squirt..*
Correct
RUSTY! MURDER! RUSTY! MURDER!
@@SlavTiger Dude I said the same thing
"I should focus on things I'm good at"
"Like murder!"
Theory: rustey is reds child he put up for adoption
RALPHIE USE KIDNAP!
*it was too effective...*
that would be perfect when you faint a shiny
One hit KO
I figured out a way to make the whole "Ralphie and Rusty exist in the same universe even though there is a time paradox" thing work. So you know how it says that Red has 2 children, but we only meet one of them? I think that the other child is the Red that Rusty is an obsessive fan of. This is the only way I can think of having 2 Reds with different ages and time frames.
So... Red became a champion, rased 2 kids, started selling masterballs and super potions... But only has 2 badges?!
Nah, he has all 7 Kantos' badges...
Or he use GameShark
Where was his other son?
@@ProfTricky3168 Rusty? No idea...
Dragoon-BB No it isn’t Rusty, his father was the delly worker. But good guess.
What made you think he has two badges? Was it mentioned somewhere in the parody?
8:26 best Pokémon music
4:25 *kidnaps Red's son and accidentally gets him into a car accident immediately after*
so dark and stupid. I love Dorkly animations
11:11 *billopod gets defraxialized*
I made a lot of viewers unhappy, the witnesses to my many crimes I mean"
Restoration 100
I literally read this just as they said it and I was like: wait a minute what?
yea, as accidental occasionally intentional murder is hillarious, so no unhappy veiwers with that!
Restoration of the fourth wall?
Timestamp please
Well... That wasn't very satisfying, the way they killed off Ralphie, to be honest.
Or... Maybe that's the point. Ralphie was nothing but sad from start to finish.
No like i said on my comment. The universe just can't handle both of them.
I agree tbh, they did the same with the rusty series in terms of ending it poorly and it kinda ruins the series knowing that
This end is fitting here for Ralphie I think. He has his life recklessly ended by an asshole, the same way he ended other lives, just as he is beginning to regret everything he has done.
To be fair, we dont know if he died. At most it looks like he got a brain trauma from those rocks (will be pretty ironic if he indeed does)
If it makes you feel any better Raplhies probably fine. He was most likely brought back to life after PB reset the world.
2:16
red: daisy, moe, that guy over there
that guy over there: *YEAH*
“I’m Mr.Deoxys! By the time you’re watching this, it means *Your father is dead!”*
I like how Todd lectures Ralphie on not knowing anything about Pokémon, but Ralphie knows that there were 151 original Pokémon, and Todd doesn’t know that ride pagers have been used by Alolans for generations
I am surprised about Ralphie knowing what alolan muk is and about team skull 😂
Wasn't Team Skull somewhat of an ironic tourist commodity of Alola since they were just that incompetent compared to the other villain gangs/teams?
Yeah he knows alonan but surprised by mega evolve stuff
Technically alolan muk is just called muk, so he already knows it
What was that purple thing by the skull?
@@anthonymccoll4151 still no answer..
How dark is dorkys pokemon cinematic universe ?
Yes
I don’t know if I can get behind Todd judging Red for his actions, when he himself chose to help Ralphie, which resulted in the deaths of a ton a people. Red said his sons were geniuses, but what kind of genius thinks it’s a good idea to help out a man who’s so obsessed with a rematch against Red, that he’s perfectly fine with murdering people and kidnapping? Todd was even willing to battle Red as Ralphies pokemon, before Ralphie and Red started fighting. It just left me more confused than anything when I first watched it. Great show though, the ending with Rusty made me laugh
A pokemon genius who was secretly helping PB dominate the human race. In exchange, he got to become a bidoof instead of a monstrous blob.
Sadly, intelligence and not being a shitty human being don't necessarily go hand in hand
A genius who just suffered severe brain damage maybe? xD
You also gotta remember the head trauma
@@codymiller2844 plus the fact he got kidnapped so i mean he didn't have much of a choice
i called the number at 9:10 and it was some company from overseas
5:00 his he singing the pokemon rap? Omg
9:37 Did... Did they just change the camera angle... On a Firered style animation? WITCHCRAFT!
21:16 “My good b*tch” will forever be used by me 😂
The moment you realize Ralphie was voiced by Nathan Yaffe
15:05 RAREMON
“Hi, I’m Mr. Deoxys. If your watching this, it mean your father is dead.”
17:20
Um, we can skip that.
Um well, he is dead now I guess.
My dad's actually dead nice
When they exploded when he said "metapod, return"
That looked horrifying yet canonically and scientifically
correct
And, is the second time I saw something like that happening.
..The first was in the horror fangame' "Pokemon: Nightmare Invasion."
Still waiting for a Pokemon series like these 2 at end of 2022
8:54 is like one of the best parts lol
I still can’t get over the fact that Todd evolved into a Raremon from digimon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
13:45 oh shit there's a mew under here! 😂
Im sure that everyone remembers that rumor lol
Michael C Greywolf which one?
@@restiacchi cant tell if your joking or not.
Ralphie used kidnap!
It was...too...effective XD
9:00
My friend who is alive in ranked match's while we are dead
6:50. Simply wonderful.
I only clicked on the video because Todd looked like a Digimon I have seen
Me too
Its raremon and he ate "rare" candy
Uh... people are down here freaking out about the whole cinematic universe-type thing going on here, but... this timeline makes no sense. In the Rusty shorts, Rusty reads a tweet from Red that says he was still going up against Blue, and later said that Red only had two badges, which would mean that Red is still a kid when Peanut Butter breaks Rusty out of prison. The only way for this timeline to make sense is if Rusty stayed in there for twenty years, which brings a whole lot more other inconsistencies to the table (for example, Peanut Butter taking that long to find him).
-Also, Ralphie kills Red, meaning he wouldn't be able to form the resistance against Peanut Butter later.-
He went to ER he didn't die(look at the end). I believe Todd's brother is the Red in Pokémon Rusty. For starters, the Red that Rusty follows in Pokémon Rusty can't be the Red we see in Ralphie, the age gap is far too big(~10 vs ~30). Although if Red had a son also named Red, who looked like him, he could be the Red that Rusty was following, making perfect sense when connecting the universes together.
@@thatsprettyfarfetchd9888 |waitshitwrongtheoryignorethatreply
@@thatsprettyfarfetchd9888 | Actually, ignore that last one too.
@@BankerPaul rusty was in prison for 20 years you are right. But he's still 10.
@@loucar1067 | Nah...
Although his theory is pretty far-fetched (I swear that is not an intentional pun I use the phrase "far-fetched" all the time) the first reply to this comment makes enough sense, more sense than Rusty being in there for twenty years, at least.
That is a digimon, Raremon!! 🤣
Yup
Lol yep.
Gustavo S. Godoi the mutant blob Todd became.
I should focus on things I'm actually good at
*Like murder*
yes.
I love you!
You connected ralf and rusty universes ?!? That’s AWESOME
I love how the room in the intros kept getting worse and worse
To all earthbound fans there is a escargo express semi truck at 5:53
Edit: the the car sprites are from earthbound
Omg i forgot I put this comment when I was a kid 💀
“Your like 10 times my age” Bro doesnt that mean hes like 3
What if Dorkly made a video about the Ash in a coma theory 🤔
EchoTheWorld NO
Yes
Now I want to see that 😂
Ash in a coma theory?
@@IamaPERSON yea, it's a small theory long ago. I think Game Theory made a vid about it.
2:07 "two ACTUAL genius children" wow, that was subtle
I think I missed this reference
Whats the reference
Todd is not one of them, I'd guess.
The cool thing is, and possibly only people who know Digimon know this but the spritework for Monster Todd is actually just a repixeled Raremon! Oddly very very funny that Digimon somehow got tied to this but hey! Neat! :)
Thumbnail is fake news. Ralphie never battles Todd-blob using metapod.
*IQ level: ASCENDED*
Ralphie: **doin this**
Rusty: he grow so fast
The end... they created a whole parody universe, this is insane
I wonder if the world is ready for a *full-on** Rusty-Ralpie CROSSOVER. . .
but ralphies dead
We are
Did you not see the end lol we ready...
@@randelham9821 tbh. no. lol@self. had to head out. But the Teaser for such a world is wonderful.
@@wetowl6385 or IS he? ? ? ? . . . **cues the music**
Ralphie may be the greatest pokemon trainer after all actually. Dude got a metapod to lvl 17 without ever taking it to the pokecenter or learning anything besides harden. I have no idea how thats even possible! Bravo sir.
XP share...
If Ralphie ever met rusty we would all need a little
*r and r*
They did
Rusty and Ralphie should be friends:
- Rusty, the Wannabe Red
> Former Pokémon, Kakuna. Now a Beedrill mob boss but died being arrested
> Once obtained a perfect Pokémon, Golden Bidoof, who treated Rusty as a father figure
> Related to Red as a Fan who follows his footsteps
> Misunderstood the logic of capturing Pokémon
> Became a "bad guy" in the end
- Ralphie, the 30-year old Bug Catcher
> Former Pokémon, Metapod. Now a half-Bill, half-Metapod called "MetaBill"...but died warping in half
> Once "obtained" a child-type Pokémon, Todd, who treated Ralphie as a "Coach"
> Related to Red as a Rival who never sought out his way...in a way
> Misunderstood the logics of murdering people
> Became a bad guy in the end
However, they do have one thing in common: NEVER USE A POKÉMON CENTER.
Also, Red said that he has two children. If Todd is one of them, then who's...the second child?...
Marvel: Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover in history
Pokémon Ralphie and Rusty: Hold my beer
The child transformed into the digimon Raremon
4:02 Yeah, they even eliminated megaevolution.
Patton Oswalt as Ralphie Jones
Ryan Reynolds as Red
Finn Wolfhard as Todd
Danny DeVito as Detective Squirtle
just sayin'
6:56 Just leaving this for later when I return.
Well did you
when he started singing the pokerap to prove he knew all 151 Pokémon I LOST IT!!!!!😂😂😂😂 BEST THING I'VE SEEN IN A WHILE.
Love how Todd literally becomes a recolored Raremon sprite
There's a rumor that the Pokèmon center doesn't heal your pokemon but replaces them with pokemon with the exact same stats
Technically reds son killed the cop
Such a compelling story, I haven't seen something like that ever since I found Pokemon Rusty
"-Dick Smoochum. That _guy's_ loco."
Uh, Smoochum are 100% female.
when rusty and perfect bidoof were at the end I laughed so hard
I literally just finished watching every episode when this came up
Omg Rusty... That's the best way to end this! Thank you! ❤️
Ralphie is honestly more dangerous than Rusty. Rusty was just ignorant of how pokemon function while Ralphie new what he was doing and was dangerously obsessed with his past, and willfully destructive.
4:25 I'm sorry but that had me
You never say you’re a couple days away from retirement. It’s literally a death sentence
Ralphie would be a good rival for rusty
We need a Rusty/Ralphie crossover!
Ralphie is that one kid who thinks he is cool
Biggest crossover event in history 10/10
20:50 lol
I told my friends I had a date with a really attractive girl, they told me she was imaginary, but jokes on them, because they are too.
That can get someone
what a relevant comment to the video
2:07 "... raising two actual genius children" is the actual attached to genius or children or both
What I wouldn't give to be Dic Lickalicky's partner...
"Dick Machoke" made me deceased
Love how raremon was used for todd
22 minutes for Ralphie
47 minutes for Rusty....
🤔......
So do I have to find a RUclips downloader & do the editing myself, or should I expect your full cinematic release in a month or so???
No police were harmed in the making of this video
Ralphie age 30
Reds son: Your *ten times my age*
A 3 year old knows more than a 30 year old
After rusty died, ditto shuckle died, and was confermed dead
smart-trainer cought blobtodd, perfect bidoof, and fire-ghost-ditto-shuckles
For a moment I thought Red fricked a ditto
..... Who's to say he didn't and is using the sciency lab created pokemon story as a cover up for that?? XD
1:14 Ralphie has evolved into t posing Frisk
Welp, I guess that explains how he sustained a head injury for so long.
todd : and you're the worst pokemon trainer ever
me : actually it's rusty the bad one
15:16 is a digimon
2:36
*has Pokémon Rusty flashbacks*
I want to eat all this ice cream, like no one ever was
Doesn’t know about the other 658 Pokémon outside of Kanto, but has a Lopunny pin-up?
He must have thought it was someone in a costume, they look pretty humanoid
You are telling me that Red won the competition and owned a literal building in just a week? Wow
I just realized that Todd turns into a digimon like thing here. Cool
Fun fact: Rusty and Ralphie are the secret Red/Blue champions.