1 Man, 27 Impressions
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- Опубликовано: 9 май 2021
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Featuring the Voice of Broden Kelly (@TheAuntyDonnaChannel)
Written and Performed by Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell (@TomSka)
Co-Written by Eddie 'Eddache' Bowley (@eddache)
Shot and Edited by Elliot Gough (@ItsElliotGough)
Ad Animation by Billy Crinion (@BillyBCreations)
Special Thanks to Ed, Alice, and Todd.
CONTENT WARNINGS: Weapons, suicide jokes, cancer jokes, self-deprecating jokes, honestly just about everything your parents warned you about.
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“Can I be Frank for a minute?” Genuinely impressive joke.
I just got that! 🙈😂
Well to be frank, I'd have to change my name
@@Q-TebGamesNL stolen comment
@@daroldcarold3443 I stole it from a video, so does it _really_ count as a stolen comment?
Gosh, I don't get it and I feel so stupid ._.
“Gotcha, he’s a sexist” fuckin killed me
The announcer tried "he's a racist" at the start too, didn't work
you mean fduck
R.I.P.
DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS, HER, OR THEIR GENDER
F for jordan leighton ✊😔 (he died)
Can't wait for 27 men, 1 impression
All of their impressions will be Peter griffin
@@Sir_Platypus_VII Nyeh heh heh. Hey Lois. Hey Lois. Look at me, Lois. I'm a hive mind, Lois.
[in unison] I’M A CHINESE MAN
@@bhoenix3213 The swarm Lois! Embrace the S W A R M.
@@cubisttubist Peter, no!
Being Chinese myself, I can say that the Chinese man was the best impression.
I think I have a better one
“What’s China like? Well, I can’t complain.”
true, i visited shenyang a few years ago and all i could hear was people yelling "I'M A CHINESE MAN" in terrible brooklynite accents
"Spot of tea? Giveusyourcountry."
Accurate.
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"Get back into the kitchen where you belong."
"Gotcha, he's sexist."
No!!
A girl wanting a very temporary sex change.
@@squazguy Can I be frank for a minute?
A parent who named their child after their father
A cowboy
1:23 reminds me of when I went to FlipOut once and they told us we weren’t allowed to do any flips whatsoever
"So look at our name... and do NONE of that"
The ‘scientist making a breakthrough’ joke was basically me at university 👍
congrats
ay congrats, fellow trans person here 🏳️⚧️
impressive!
Yo, me too. *Spiderman pointing meme*
A NordVPN impression:
“Hey, can I be France for a minute?”
you can, but do you want to? there's alien out there
And that really is the only thing it does.
Doesn't protect your data, privacy, or any other claim.
You mean French? Or do you just want to transform into the entire country of France
@@Otamatone69 "Yes, hello, I'm France. No, as in the entire country."
@@pokeguy742 understandable mate, have a nice day
I am SO happy they finally got “three cheeses with a free Jesus” into a sketch
Trying to remember where they mentioned it before. Its bothering me
@@TheBlightyGamer same. I think it was a CONTENT vid from the 2nd channel.
@@manxuma123 it was fun facts and fuck ups.
This could have been what that video turned into
Too good to waste, man
0:58 I adore that he finally used that joke it was originally supposed to be used in the vampire sketch.
Explain.
@@loganreads90 Tomska told us in one of his videos that he had this line "3 Cheeses with a Free Jesus" planned for another sketch, but it didn't fit into that skript. But he liked that line, so he used it here now
the movement from a short person talking to a tall person, and then a really bad suicide helpline, and then a really good suicide helpline, but a really bad trampoline instructor, it's just... beautiful, chefs kiss mwah
*Chef's
"AYY, I'm an American man!"
"AYY, I'm a Chinese man!"
They both look Italian to me
*wut*
uhhh-
AYY, I'm a Italian a-man!
Guys he found the funny
@@suji1666 That's nice, but _mom said it's my turn on the funny_
Haha! That's a good "A Racist" impression! I LOVE IT!
"Here's your 3 cheeses, with a free Jesus."
"Thank you, here's your tip."
Wow didn’t know it was that easy
"And lets flip the script"
whats funny is that he wanted to use that line in 'let me in' but i dont know why he didnt
Finally, he got to use that punchline
@@joshlloyd5609 Probably because the line would give away the main punchline which was that he wasn't actually a vampire.
2:16 That part made me laugh so hard!
Same
Also the cow-cow part made people laugh a little
Ha-ha
@@DR-Crimson what's so funny?
You wouldn't get it.
To me, this video is just as iconic and unforgettable as all the ASDFMovies.
That “a toast” joke was top tier genius
i personally thought it was the least funny of the bunch. after the bi sportscaster, i was on guard for wordplay, and I felt he telegraphed the punchline pretty hard.
I still dont get the scientist and the boyboy ones
@@dangquang524 You'd expect a scientist to make a huge breakthrough in the field of, well, science, as they were introduced as a scientist. It subverts your expectations however and it's revealed that the huge breakthrough was actually that they discovered that they are transgender.
The word cowboy consists of 2 words, cow and boy. The word yeehaw consists of yee and haw. Cow=yee, boy=haw. So a boycow would be haw+yee, instead of yee+haw.
@@rajingdragon3764 Thanks man. But the cowboy part I mean the "Why so funny? You wouldnt get it" part.
@@dangquang524 It's probably because the narrator for the video was in Anty Donna's big 'ol house of fun (hope I spelled that right) and he was a cowboy in one episode (?). I haven't watched the show, but it's probably because the narrator made a cowboy joke and Tom just made a cowboy joke. Hope that somewhat makes sense
The fact that the "Chinese man" and "little sponge man" were both better American accents than the "American man" is just the cherry on top I think
I was really afraid for Tom when the narrator told him to impersonate a Chinese man. No matter what he did, he would've offended people... Unless he went to absurd comedy.
Homestuck detected
They were all Danny devito impressions
Also the Pizza guy
@@sarahispan5014 what detected?
2:18 I like how he flips the gun the other way 😂
I didnt notice
I was happily surprised to hear the soothing voice of broden kelly as I opened this video, not the crossover we deserved... but the crossover we needed.
Do you mean MANBOST
Do you mean COWDOY?
"gotcha, he's a sexist"
this has to be one of the funniest videos i've seen god damn. if this isn't a popular video in 6 years i'm
i'm
A cliffhanger.
I'm...
...I'm...
I'm
420 likes
Tomska truly chooses quality over quantity
no, he chooses both!
I would rather wait for 1 tomska video a year than watching daily uploads with the quality of a 2016 Paul brothers vlog
No he choose quantity over quantity
That PFP, it scares me
@@doomslayer6380 it’s kinda hot doe
cowboy: "yee-haw"
boy cow: "haw-yee"
cow cow: "yee-yee"
boy boy: "haw-haw"
"what's so funny?
"you wouldn't get it"
I still don't get it :(
How is no one talking Broden Kelly doing the voiceover!? Aunty Donna is great and I just want more crossovers with Tomska
“Someone who thinks the word duck starts with an f”
“Fduck!”
Quack
@KohlDoesStuff how? It's just a quote from the video and nothing else.
@KohlDoesStuff uh exactly what cardnal said
@KohlDoesStuff well of course it's funny its Tom's joke.
@KohlDoesStuff shouldn't tom be the one you're calling underrated? I mean this guy just said what he said but he deseves the attention?
"A spot of tea perhaps?"
*pulls out a random weapon*
" G i v e U s Y o u r C o u n t r y . "
"Ay im an American man!"
Soinds about right
"......Ay im a chinese man!"
“Uh oh, guys! Time for stage 3...”
@@blitzcreekk "Uh oh guys its time for stage 4...."
:-(
Me: You can't sumarize all of british history in 3 seconds!
Tomska: 0:11
So true tho
About 100% of English history
India, Australia and America approve of this message
@@julispears49491/4 of the world agrees with this
Replace country with territory and you got it
It took me way too long to get that "A man who spent his ENTIRE life looking for fairies" was literal and he died looking, making it his entire life.
I don’t get it
He didn’t die
Teacher: what sound does a cow make?
Kindergartener: moo
Teacher: then why did you put "yee yee?"
You wouldn’t get it
Because that’s the sound a cowcow makes
wouldnt it just be yee
@@australiankappa8123 Agreed
E
"A girl wanting a very temporary sex change."
"Can I be Frank for a minute?"
Ok that one got me. Almost sounds like a body snatcher though-
why tf you everywhere
@@nonsensicalhumanoid Mayo
@@nonsensicalhumanoid if you see him everywhere you are also everywhere
@@madtchap3450 :O
@@nonsensicalhumanoid Advertising
0:28 this hits different now, RIP techno
i did not think of technoblade at all while watching that clip, now i'm sad. why did you do thi
It doesn't hit any different
I love how it goes from goofy to depressing to spongebob
HE GOT THE “THREE CHEESES WITH A FREE JESUS” JOKE IN! HE ACTUALLY DID IT! ABSOLUTE MADLAD
DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE
content gang RISE UP
@@woobyy I believe in DarkSquidge supremacy
@@TheGlitterNet so true
The transition from "Sad, aging, and alone" to "Spongebob Squarepants" was beautiful.
Y E S
Ehhh I’m a little sponge man
What does the little whisper say?
@@coal8895 it's more of a far away shout that goes "Where's ASDFMovie 14!?"
"Oh my God I'm Trans!" Is still my favorite line
This entire video has immense r/BoneHurtingJuice energy. Almost every joke is based on building new context around a normal saying, and it's very clever! Well done.
“Oh my god, I’m trans” that was too fucking good
Wait I don’t get it I thought it was just random
@@Mahmoud.Kiblawi it's because they are making a breakthrough, but with it being a scientist you would think it's science related
@@sawyerswitzer oh that’s what I thought, too. But when this guy said that I got confused and then I realised that there was no other meaning.
2:01
@@sawyerswitzer it is science related
HEY CAN I BE FRANK FOR A MINUTE
I guess?
Uh...a ghost!
@@harchosmia B U R S T
Ye ye
Sure
i've watched the entirety of spongebob and i can say that he indeed says "eyyyy im a little sponge man"
With technos death I can never see this the same
I love how at 1:18 he says "you've died" and it sounds like he's trying his best to hold in his laugh.
I have dark humour, that one was my favourite. It was well done
this.. this part got me. 💀
@@sleepymint_o1050 WHOA CAN'T SAY THAT DUDE! Times have changed and now we say humor involving death.
@@cones914 Ah yes. My humour consists of that which you may refer to as 'humour involving the satirical mention of an individuals' or general conception of death played into a manner that could be found humorous by the targeted audience.'
Best part is the way he says it makes it seem like the guy told him they died
All of these impressions are spot on! Very accurate.
0:30 Techno be like.
... is it too soon for this? I'm sorry humour is how I cope.
Too soon but lmao technoblade never dies
there is no "too soon" if your jokes are to express something positive
Mourning is important... 😔 Technoblade Never Dies. 😌
Bahahahaa
I hate cancer
I love how Tom has been sitting on the '3 cheeses with a free Jesus' punchline for so long without a skit to put it in.
So he just made this entire video JUST to get it out of his system.
Did Tom do a behind the scenes where he talked about this?
@@sambromley7616 uhhh sort of, he said about the 'come in' skit that originally instead of a vampire it was supposed to be a Jehova's Witness trying really hard to get into your house to tell you about Jesus Christ, and one of the gags would be them disguising as a pizza delivery guy who would use the 'three cheeses with a free jesus' line.
However he couldn't come up with a good punchline and eventually decided to make the fact that they're a Jehova's Witness the punchline instead.
I greatly appreciate the lore explanation!
It's a good fucking line I'm constantly looking for an excuse to use it
@@sambromley7616 I believe it was in "fun facts and fuck ups"
These aren’t cheap laughs mate, these are well-deserved laughs that you deserve
@hyperjax605 gaming
I think they know that they're just being nice ;-;
He sucks :)
@@sgazzo8712 N O
@@schhur i dont even know what happen 7 months ago, i was just probably joking but with all die respect i plead sorry to this court for my stupid comment, probably one of the best channels and my state has a his traduction too
@@sgazzo8712 oh sorry
"Spot of tea?"
"Give us your country."
The stage four hits different after technoblade
Bro
Not cool
As a Chinese man I can confirm that we do say "I'M A CHINESE MAN" all day long, and yes, pandas DO fly
Oh shit I KNEW IT
THEY ALL SAID I WAS CRAZY
@@theoneandonlyjim902 a true chad
Engineer Gaming
@@theoneandonlyjim902 wait a damn minute partner
I still believe the fduck joke is genuinely one of the best pieces of comedy ever created
Your profile pic is the most cursed thing I've ever seen
All of these deserve to be put in the comedy hall of fame it’s so clever
@@NotEmilio yo we both gay
it is a good subversion of expectations
it's a good joke but Smosh did beat em to it in "Rejected Videos"
This can’t already be 2 years old
A man at a wedding who is very hungry: I'd like to make a toast
every tomska video just feels like tom is screaming for help and coming out at the same time
Yeh
(relatable humour)
Is your profile picture a broom that’s upside down?
But he's so straight!
@@Banks_B Yes, Why wouldn't a broom have that as his photo?
A cowboy: Yee-Haw
A boycow: Haw-Yee
A cowcow: Yee-Yee
A boyboy: Haw-Haw
A coybow: Yaw-Hee
A cowgirl: Wah-Eey
@@OscarBobbIsTheGOAT A girlcow: Eey-Wah
A yobyob: Wah-wah
@@OscarBobbIsTheGOAT a cowgirl: angh deeper
Michael Jackson: Hee-Hee
"A scientist who made a major breakthrough"
"Oh my God, I'm trans"
Perfect
I checked out your channel 1st time in about 2 years, and I'm surprised to see some great content still appearing from time to time. I'm glad you are still somewhat active around here. I kind of grew up around your videos.
"EYYY, I'M A LITTLE SPONGE MAAAAN!"
I'd pay for Tom Kenny to say this.
GoFundMe?
It would be amazing if Clancy Brown voiced Spongebob for one episode just to say this.
But say it the way Tom does with this heavy, new york, almost Danny DeVito-esque delivery.
Same
Lol same
Tomska is like terraria, he never dies, he only comes back stronger
Agreed
Why do you have to spawn tornadoes that throw sharks at me
Preach this script in churches and call it a new religion.
@@gameoverdestroyer720 what???
Ayy 420 likes
how on earth has it been two years, I still say "I'm losing myself" on a good bi weekly basis
Alternate American man
“Spot of coffee, get out of our country”
The connection from "a short person talking to a tall person" to "a really bad trampoline instructor" is just amazing
the connection was from "a really good suicide hotline" to "a really bad trampoline instructor"
@@horseoperamarker short to tall: how's the weather up there
Bad helpline: how's the weather up there (same line)
Good helpline: don't jump (same place)
Trampoline instructor: don't jump (same line)
@@jamo62 yooo it’s Jamo 😳 i’m in your twow
@@juliab1954 o_0
@@jamo62 with extra line (hello You're died? And that doesn't seems right)
This guy is literaly the only dude that can film suicide and can get monetized.
So true lol
You mean his vlogs
@regular mobile gamer haha
I mean, he did put content warning at the beginning, so it should comply with the rules?
Its because he makes it funny unlike jake paul who just laughed at people committing suicide.
1:49 this is how I reacted to my huge breakthrough 🏳️⚧️
I think you meant to type 1:39 instead of 1:49
1:49 could be how it happened
you turned to paige
I haven't laughed in many days, tomSka being the best RUclips comedian as always!
he finally got to use that “three cheeses with a free jesus” punchline
Ew furry.
From where it is?
@@blueee0088 In his Fun Facts and Fuckups #CONTENT video, he said that Let Me In originally was supposed to be about a Jehova's Witness trying various disguises to be let in, including a pizza delivery guy who would say "did somebody order a three cheeses with a free Jesus?"
@@thespacementv1506 OwO!!!!! hewwo thewe >:3 [glomps u] hehehe, awe u excited to see me?? [nuzzles u] uwu
@@Hutch2Much stop
You just tricked me into watching a bunch of puns
It was fucking fantastic
fducking fantastic more like
@@sirdawsiii touche
no fducking fantastic you spelled it wrong
0:30 damn. That hit, maybe a bit too hard
This was my first tomska vid and it showed me everything I needed
the entirety of the cowboy bit got me. "yeehaw" "hawyee" "yeeyee" "haw haw" was the best
Considering the narrator, and I know this has already been said, but he really should have done a "Cowdoy" joke.
same i was literally laughing at that for a good minute lmao
Timestamp
it was beyond amazing
@@samsthebeztatstuff8885 it starts here 2:16
Fun fact: The “Three cheeses with a free Jesus” was originally going to be from the ‘Let Me In’ sketch. Instead of using the fact that the vampire is a Jehovahs Witness as a punchline, the video was supposed to be about a missionary. In the video, he would’ve said “Three cheeses with a free Jesus”.
It Great he finally got to use it
Dark squidge viewers be like
Fduck
In which video did Tomska mention that?
@@tijmen131 In Tom‘s video fun facts and fuck ups
for some reason the ''can i be frank'' joke hits me so hard lol
the toast joke is comedy genius
He finally worked in the "three cheeses with a free Jesus" joke. I'm so proud.
I am convinced that the entire video only exist because of that one lol
us too
I kinda forgot where this joke came from. Care to help me out here?
@@kung-borean30 Tom told it in a trivia vid I believe...
@@kung-borean30 It was the original joke that was supposed to be the "Let me in" video. As Gabriela said, he explained that in a video. It was supposed to be obvious Jehovah's witness trying to get in with lots of puns but he scraped it for the vampire trying to get in who wasn't a vampire after all but a Jehovah's witness.
"I'm losing myself" is my favourite tomska line now
*meself
10/10 delivery
I'm losin' meself*
Same
@@souljynx does... does it _really_ matter
"Gotcha, he's a sexist"
Best quote of this video
That "I'm losing myself" cut real deep
“Spot of tea? GIVE US YA COUNTRY”
Killed me 😂
Exchange:
You get:
A cup of tea
Britain gets: your country
@@sillyT_T China: how bout you get tea and our country eh?
@@sillyT_T "ah yes, the negotiator"
As an English person, I can confirm that we ask for a spot of tea and then threaten people into giving us their countries
The monicle falling off was perfect too.
You know what, the laughs may be cheap, but when they taste just as good as the name brand, that's just good sense.
You should also look at the nutritional information. Make sure you eat 500 g of sodium a day or whatever
“Here’s your three cheeses. With a free Jesus!” is one of the most quotable lines he’s ever made
The “fduck” one was genius
"a pizza delivery guy"
Hey, here's your three cheeses!"
"who really wants to save your soul"
"With a free Jesus!"
That’s the joke, thanks you
@@truthseeker6843 I know. The quotation marks are there for a reason.
@@truthseeker6843
You get one slow clap.
he finally found a use for that joke
Cheeus
Best part is when Elliot yells “where’s asdfmovie14?” in the background
Timestamp?
@@SilverGamingFI 2:47
i noticed that too
AND THATS WHEN GLITCHY BEAST THE TIME TRAVELER COMES IN! ME!
E
"how's the weather up there? He he heh. *splat* what, you've died?"
I was very disappointed we didn’t get a Cowdoy cameo when we got to the cowboy section and seeing that Borden narrates this video.
Please come do your impressions with us on our funny internet channel. Please. I need that Chinese man impression.
Ooo Verified RUclipsr with no likes
I would die for you, CrackerMilk
@@TomSka hi mr tom
As a man from China, I can say that [REDACTED]
@@TomSka aye yo hey want ze 3 cheezes
Somehow Tom managed to do an impression of Danny DeVito multiple times without any mention of Danny DeVito
True
When?
@@julianmandujano8600
"I'M THE TRASH MAN!" - Danny Devito
@@JameyMcQueen oh
@@JameyMcQueen no he doesn't
No matter how many years pass or how old I get watching Tomska's videos never fail to pull a laugh out of me. I'll always be a happy subscriber; love you Tom!
The cowboy bit fills me with so much joy. I love this channel.
"A scientist making a huge breakthrough"
"Oh my god im trans!"
Wasnt expecting that lmaoo
Edit: uh turns out I've made a huge breakthrough
It also makes me wonder if the Paige joke immediately right after is a reference to Elliot Page lol XD
im a scientist now
that is how jokes work
It's usually how the trans experience is though.
@@peepers811 ah yes
"heres your three cheeses"
"WITH A FREE JESUS"
i would accept christianity then and there
If I wasn't Christian, I would too
Im satanist but yeah me too
@@fancycat7909 I’ve always wondered, how’s it like being a satanist?
@@docrofreborn7497 it depends on which one you are talking about, either the Church of Satan, which is actually Satanist or the Satanist Temple, where Satan is used as a metaphor
@@felixchua-wz7ge Satanism. I’m a Christian, so already I’m very biased, but I’ll try to keep an open mind.
1:29 the entire plot of Disco Elysium
When he said “someone who spent his entire time searching for fairies” I swear I expected Mr Crocker.
HES BACK, BY GOD HES BACK
Some how
And more depressed than ever!
Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment 💥
h e l l o
@@h4ppym0nday hola padre
RUclips: We thought you were dead!
Tom: Not until I do it myself!
RUclips: ...You doing okay dude?
Tom: I don't know anymore.
3 months is not really that long
This is worryingly accurate
Tomska never fails to show me a new video where I start off by going "eh, this will prolly be okay", and then I end up laughing the entire time
My favorite part is the “Hello?” At bad suicide helpline
I snorted at the “three cheeses with a free Jesus part”
@@kingofnorthdakota made it even funnier tbh
Ah yes
Cheesus
@@A_very_good_cheese Have you called me.
@@chesusfriest4323 yea and i have a very important question
@@chesusfriest4323 what. The fu-
Can relate to the sad and ageing part lol. *cries with you*
*Shits pants aggressively*
Hi
hello Louise! nice to see you!
I know SpongeBob is really sad
@@Bagel_Le_Stinky she's from the UK, they spell things differently.
As an American, I can confirm that whenever you say: "Ayy, I'm an American man," you wear a bald eagle behind the American flag on a shirt, cheeseburgers spin and bald eagles fly past you.
I need more of this content plz 🙏🙏🙏 I’ve watched this video twice this week and I come back to it every few months 🤣🤣🤣
"3 cheeses with a free Jesus!"
Oh my god he actually did that joke!