You wrote the WORST asdfmovie EVER
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Tom: BAD jokes. You guys make bad jokes.
Also Tom: **Loses his mind laughing at BAL MAN**
ikr 🤣
*BALL MAN*
BALL MAN!!!
Ok, maybe I don't have humor. But what's funny with bal man? The joke really missed me ._.
@@malpkakefirek Yeah. I’m pretty slow but I still can’t figure it out
I’m sad that “get johned” and “stepbrother doing tax fraud” didn’t make it in, but hopefully they will be in a future asdfmovie
heheh you just got johned
The wife leaving the kids and him not making the cut also makes me sad
you just got Johned
@@Kitsunegami i cannot express how much i wheezed reading this
Dad: Are you winning son?
Son: I’m commiting tax fraud.
I like how the ONLY joke that actually made Tom laugh didn't get into the movie. That's dedication.
it was too perfect to be in the movie
bal man works because of its low quality
It was already drawn, he couldn't have possibly outdone it
you cant improve upon perfection
you could say it takes some... BALS, MAN
Two skits that I was sad to see didn’t make the cut were
1. YOU JUST GOT JOHN’ED
2.Bal Man
YoUVe JuSSt bEEn tommed
Bal man
the bal man skit was too perfect
You just got John’d is so good I’m so mad it didn’t make it
That “cup of Joe” one could have worked if instead of a cup of Steve it was a cup of John
I really wish the "GET JOHN'D" joke gets used at some point, you should keep it in your back pocket, Tom.
...merch?
You mean "get hit by a toilet that's dropped on/at you"?
You just got John'd...
I agree and you know why
Little John as John
My humor has been so fucking deepfried that I laughed like an infant at at the ball man skit for an embarrassing amount of time
The ball man was great
👁👄👁
I'm crying
Same
Same I’m dying
Imagine:
"This isn't my cup of Joe"
*YOU JUST GOT JOHN'D*
I think half of Tom's earthly suffering is caused by him having to deal with the literal humor he instilled in his fans
But bal man clearly gave him like 900 more years of life
See also: Daniel Howell
Boomer humour: "I hate my wife."
Millenial humour: "I hate my life."
Zoomer humour: "bal man"
"Hey look, a ball!"
@@FannToons *BAL MAN*
@@davidelliott2501 *lauging*
That’s the thing, that’s the joke that made me laugh the most 😂
That’s gen z
"What are you doing, step bro?"
"I'm committing tax fraud"
This could and should be an actual asdfmovie joke
you can just tell it wasnt in this one because he wants to put it in an actual asdf
I hope if he does use it, it’s just “tax fraud” said in the most monotone, soulless way possible. “I’m committing” would make it too long. It needs to be quick and concise.
Honestly, tax fraud jokes are wayyyyyyy too overused, along with “arson” or “war crimes”. Some people just say “hey guys, I’m committing *insert crime*! Funny, right?”
@grandre comedy is about subversion of expectations, the ‘what are you doing step-bro?’ implies something sexual and tax-fraud is the opposite of that so it really will probably work quite well
@@SirQuack-mi9sz Yeah, but I feel like the joke has been ruined by the people who rely on it as their only punch line (like the type of people mentioned in my previous comment)
If you ever do another one of these, here’s a joke you can only do in asdfmovie. It is comprised of one skit across two scenes. Scene one: There is a normal “I like trains” sketch where he shows up in a scene where you really don’t want people to get hurt, except for the fact that he doesn’t actually say anything, and the audience is left thinking that the joke is a simple “lack of followup” joke. The scene ends, but our skit does not. Scene two: Scene two begins with a normal setup for a joke before the punchline is interupted by the distant sounds of a train. No train is shown, but the joke is clear. It follows up on the previous scene in a way that A. Makes the lack of punchline in the first scene now be revealed to be a setup for the second scene, B. Allows for humor in the unexpected, and C. Uses genocide as a punchline, which is funny
Oh that's fucked up 💀💀💀
You could add a whole nother layer of brick joke two it by adding a third scene at the end of the video where we cut back to the first skit and the train has narrowly missed whatever it was.
The bagel one could have been funny if it was a double fakeout:
(Smug ass voice)“Hey Man, did you know you are what you eat”
“…no, you are”
(Smug dude turns into another person, they both start screaming)
No, the way to make it funny is for the guy to turn into another person, and after an awkward pause he has to admit he's a cannibal.
@@B.-T.anticlimax version: he doesn’t even change
We really get to see Tom’s sense of humour in this one.
What do you mean?
Super good videos!
👁👄👁
it's a guy advertising his mediocre videos by spamming comments
BALMAN
Can't stop laughing at "My fire is done!" * _proceeds to eat fire_ *
Just Natsu things
I expected him to cut a piece of the fire out in that part
Its like the "whats for dinner" one
They kinda botched it though. The fire was supposed to be in the oven, with someone being concerned about the smoke.
same
The fact that they actually made “I like trans” into a shirt is hilarious and wholesome
@thelexikitty has one. It looks really good on her
The 'That's cut!' joke is amazing, because of the one bit he forgot to read out - 'There is applause'. So the rest of the hairdresser's is filled with guests already turned around in their little swivelly chairs, and hairdressers standing with scissors and straightening-irons in their hands, and then they all clap. That's great!
Tom: "You wrote the WORST asdfmovie EVER"
Also Tom: *Laughs at 90% of the tweets shown in this vid*
90% of tweets in this video is like, 25 maybe? And he said that people responded over 1000 times
would you wanna see him for hours giving absolutely no reactions to the 1000 tweets that werent even considered for this vid because they were that bad?
@@richardbottom9843 yes
@@mathildadeer well there's 20 extra minutes of this...
On the Patreon
@@cobaltchromee7533 he just took the horrendously bad and outrageously good ones
This short film depicts an artist either monumentally underestimating his audience or perfectly estimating his audience.
Perfectly, I would say
Schrödinger's audience ...
Well what can I say. You just got john'd.
This was the peak of his audience, he perfectly estimated the other 99% or so.
bal man
Tom: "literal jokes are bad"
*person who's distant being distant
Tom: "YES"
I really like the "wanna hear something funny". Just, instead of ripping off the ears, have them plug their ears, becuase you can make that work even though they don't actually have ears
“Wanna hear something runny?” (Runs away)
To be fair, "it's the thing but literally" is a lot of asdf movie humour
I think a lot of people miss a lot of the point of those jokes though. They subvert expectations. A lot of the literal jokes weren't really subverting expectations... It was just them knowing the fact that it is literally what the character said.
The nothing can stop me now joke is a literal joke but it subverts your expectations by having it LITERALLY be nothing, not a guy named Nothing or anything like that. Just the literal void. That's what makes it funny.
@@GaomonAndLucario great Ted Talk
My favorites are the play with words ones, like the
"Hey baby, are you an angel? 'Cause I'm allergic to feathers!" *agressively vomits*
That one stays with me for life.
@@GaomonAndLucario I think the fact that joke works is because it's not so blatantly obvious as others.
For example, "You are what you eat" is a phrase that you don't really hear anywhere unless someone is trying to make a similar joke. So as soon as we heard the phrase, we know what the joke's gonna be and automatically becomes unfunny.
On the other hand, "Nothing can stop me" is such a common phrase in media that we don't instantly think of the literal meaning of it. As Tom mentioned, this causes you to figure out the joke after the skit has passed.
Your explanation makes it seem as is both punchlines are inherently different when they aren't. Both are about literally displaying what was said. Having it literally be nothing is the same as having the person literally become what they eat.
The REAL difference is the setup of the joke. One setup immediately gives away the joke while the other one isn't as obvious. That's where the subversion of expectations really resides.
He didn’t even realize the “you’ve been so distant” or “nothing can stop me” bits are exactly that
I like that Tom has the same amount of anger in his voice towards jokes that he loves as he does towards jokes that he hates
It is like a contained Gordon Ramsey
There is a fine line between love and hate and these jokes are doing a trapeze act on it.
he hate the bad joke as much as he mad at himself by the fact that he doesnt come up with the good one
Its called self hatred
“Why did you think this is for asdfmovie?!” vs “Why didn’t I think of this for asdfmovie?!”
I like that Tom gets such a chuckle out of some of these. He deserves to laugh after giving all of us such wonderful laughter over the years lol
He’d better laugh, or else the Smiley Man will get hungry
I think it’s great how you have managed to raise a generation that can come up with jokes based on your own sense of humour.
The fact that Tom himself had to clarify that skits MUST end in violence is really funny to me
Yeah, its pretty much the creator killing the 4th wall breaker just to prove him wrong
Very Tom
Holy shit, my most liked comment ever
I feel proud
And thanks for the support
@@happythekobold1018 tomska is god in asdfmovie universe
@@happythekobold1018 breaking the FIFTH wall
*well writen, structured, original joke*
Tom: ._.
"Look a ball"
"Bal man"
Tom: *W H E E Z E*
not even a wheeze an absolute decimation of this poor boys lungs
10:06 man went through all the stages of grief
The literal jokes just goes to show how well fans have figured out asdfmovie
Oh my god I actually made it in, I did NOT expect to make it in 12:10
Absolutely splendid
Congrats dude!
Yooo
what time did you expect to make it into, 5:22 ?
@@axob AM or PM?
(courtesy of me for posting this on the server, lol)
He has two responses:
1: he thinks it’s so good that he starts screaming.
2. Threatens to send the person to hell.
Amd drinks
You forgot "bc like, it's literally the litteral" and "what did this? Was it this?"
3. bal man
3. BECAUSE THE LITERAL- (aggressively drinks wine)
3. I'm committing tax fraud.
Honestly the Get John'd joke had a lot of potential especially if getting john'd turned the person into a john with a violent transformation like a werewolf transformation but since the asdf artstyle is like that you wouldn't be able to tell what even happened
i had an idea to make the you are what you eat joke funnier
Guy 1: **eating an apple** HEY! You are what you eat **turns into apple**
Guy 2: **still human**
Guy 1: **face slowly contorts to a scared and shocked expression**
Love how Tom calls most of these terrible, though they are the exact same type of jokes he'd come up with.
right 😂
Terrible jokes are usually the funniest
you’re not wrong.
Seriously he’s done so many literal jokes
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 And now you have your answer, why he hates them.
Tom making fun of people doing "The thing but literally" seemed more like a self-burn than anything.
Those are rare
To be fair most of these are overused jokes anyways
Hello, Mine Turtle!
Especially when ‘you’ve been distant lately’ is exactly that
It is. He hates that he does not hates it enough. It's such a auto-check.
You know the sink joke would be much better if:
“You should let that sink in”
…
*Both of them proceed to slowly sink through the floor*
I love the reaction Tom has to Bal Man, it fills me with so much life seeing him laugh like that
Man imagine how much pride and joy you would have making Tomska hysterically laugh his ass off
BAL MAN
I even have that video on my folder
*uncontrollable laughter*
I don't get the Bal Man joke at ALL
@@sadlobster1 that’s the point
@@sadlobster1 you're not supposed to
fun fact: assuming each joke aged him by an hour, Tom has only aged by about 1/8 of a year.
I just thought of something that I think is funny so imma gonna do it even though he’s not doin it anymore
Subway Speaker: Please mind the gap.
Person #1: no.
**falls down the Grand Canyon**
The fact that Ball Man got cut is an absolute disgrace. You're going to regret this decision for the rest of your life.
Ball Man was perfect. You can't improve Ball Man. You can only make Ball Man worse.
I’m literally shaking and crying rn.
Bol man👍
bal man will strike when you least expect it.
bal man is the peak of modern comedy shame on tom for not putting it in
you can't improve perfection
@@santumChannelYes "NEVER IMPROVE UPON PERFECTION SOUNDWAVE" -bal man
the bal man joke was already perfect
I’m hoping to see a Bal Man cameo in the next ASDFmovie 😂👍🤞
8:23 That's the thing, we have reached a point where no one really knows what's funny anymore
You're right Tom. The best jokes have already been written...
Specifically the "mind that bus, what bus, splat" joke was written in the 80s for Red Dwarf and that guy plagiarised the shit out of it 😂
Man I really feel like the “our son is a handful” joke really missed the chance to bring back “haha now you’re blind”
Husband and wife laughing to each other.
Husband: "Gee, our son sure is a handful."
Wife opens her hands to reveal a small person standing in her palm.
Son: "I have violated the Geneva Convention on numerous occasions"
@@alextunneyware gold
Judging by the title I’m guessing it’s just thirteen iterations of the buttfart skit.
Ouch
@@JackRackam what tf are you doing here?
@@JackRackam hi
The buttfart was PEAK humour.
@@reda84. Watchin Tom aren't I
Really goes to show how important the animation and voice work itself is to how funny one of these jokes actually is
4:46 the fact he says it's hard implies that he's tried
hasn't he
I think the "Not all skits have to end in violence!" "They do" bit being Tom that shot the guy makes it all the better
I think this is perfect without the “they do”
always has been
Yes.
bal man
Who else is going to make sure the jobs done
I want to see Tom read off his old asdf scripts like this.
“Hey baby, you lookin fine. Then a baby says ‘hey thanks Jerry, you too.’ Because it’s the LITERAL-“
*sips wine*
More like
*CHUGS WINE*
"One guy says 'What did you get for your birthday?' then he says 'I got older,' and then he actually gets way older, HAHAHAHA" *wine devouring*
IT'S LITERALLY THE THI- **proceeds to chef's kiss the Nothing can Stop Me Now pun**
“Aw look at the little baby!”
*waaaaaaaa*
“And now look at the big baby!”
**WA.**
Anyone: "time to make a funny joke!"
TomSka: "I have one better.. Tax fraud"
"Look, a ball, bal man"
* Velociraptor *
I oddly found Tom reacting to the jokes funnier than the jokes themselves.
Ball man
same
I know, right?
B A L L M A N
B. A. L. L. M. A. N.
Tom: *hates half the jokes*
Also tom: *laughs hysterically at bal man*
the pinnacle of comedy
9:19 Instead it should be…
Guy runs up to a second guy eating a hamburger and says “hey, did you know that you are what you eat?”
The second guy is shown again as a cow and says “oh”
Could we make this an annual thing? I enjoyed how you reacted to the suggestions and seeing which ones end up animated
I wonder if Tomska purposefully left bal man out just so that everyone can meme about his laughter instead
he didnt put in bal man because it is already perfect in execution
I think because he's gonna use it in his actual asdfmovie
I mean even an amazing animator like Ben couldn't do the original comic justice
His laugh kinda sounds like Mutahar's
3:00 The words that Tom said are not only just a bit disturbing, but it's letting Puffy see reality.
I just love how the Bal Man skit is the most watched in the video. I personally come back at least once a week just to see Tom laugh his ass out
Incredibile come nessuno vi abbia ancora notato
same honestly. It's so genuinely funny
UOMO PALA💀
Ma salve
@@mactv8968 PALLUOMO
"they do" being an animated tom is the icing on the cake
I love how Tom goes through all 5 stages of grief every time he finds a good joke😂😂😂
I probably wouldn’t have laughed at “bal man” if he didn’t laugh
Fuckin contagious
can you explain the joke though? I don't get it
@@popkornboy3339 me neither tbh. I think that’s why it’s funny
@☁️CloudyPlays☁️ I realised
Heresy.
I thought the fire-food was the best one, but the execution of "nothing can stop me now!" was fucking amazing.
ty :)
nothing can stop me now is such asdfmovie
Oddly, while picturing that comic, I thought of the 'Nothing can stop me now' from the parody video of Yugi playing poker. The voice fits so perfectly.
Honestly dor the fire dish, it would be awesome if it was crunchy as f
Its honestly impresive how badly tom managed to ruin the delivery on almost all of these jokes
I love how he initially is in pain reading some and then retells it to himself and slowly starts liking the idea 😂
Person 1: “my dad is trans”
Person 2: “i guess that makes him TRANS-parent”
Person 1: “so thats why i haven’t seen him in years”
Haha! COMEDY
I don’t like that one
@@SpiceLettuce why
@ThatWaterRiver too much explanation
That's really funny
"you've been so distant lately" was a perfect fit for the series executed flawlessly, as were "my fire is done" and "nothing can stop me now"
bal man
The smash one was perfect.
It should've gone like Villian: NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW! superhero: Ok *leaves* Villian: *fades away screaming*
@@cynderalian I mean in like 3 seconds it got outdated.
@@Tyranitar.
I have no clue what it’s referencing but I still think it’s hilarious
Everyone wondering why Bal man didn't make the cut:
You can't change perfection
6:47
Ask LineChu they know "lots" about tax fraud/evasion
The mad scientist one felt like it should have been in a Crash Zoom episode, while Lucy stands on looking very confused.
Maybe
what
For some reason he made me think of the guy from word girl
@@marbeardontknow2870 Which one?
@@lennahcmarblesmonstersandm6070 the rat guy
I love how Tom gets so mad at his audience finding "the thing but literally" jokes funny when there are so many of them in asdfmovie lmao My brother in Christ, that is your fault
I think the reason he’s so upset by them is that there are so many people who tell him how bad the jokes are but when given the chance to write better ones they mostly end up being the same thing that was originally criticized.
@@ariaphoenix2760 yes this exactly
@@ariaphoenix2760but the submissions here werent saying they could do better???
@@themyofmy They aren't the sane people but the consensus is there
@@ariaphoenix2760 Also he hates those jokes in retrospect
I wonder if there will ever be a part 2 to this. Or 3. Maybe 5? Tom can just buy more wine.
i love how stuff can be so stupid that its funny
I'm surprised I didn't think of the idea of having a "Fansdfmovie" kind of thing. I'm also surprised Tom hasn't thought of that yet either. Until now, obviously.
I remember there were fanmade asdfmovies from back before asdfmovie5 was released (The "You were an accident" line notably heard in cartoonlover98's YTP, "You Are A Sad, Strange Little Man" came from one of those fanmade asdf's)
@@NunofYerbizness Oh yeah I remember watching those. I remember a fanmade asdfmovie 10 was made that had a weird egg joke that kept being repeated
But somewhere in an alternate universe a sandwich did think of this
no joke, but ultrasdf is one of the funniest videos i have ever seen in my entire life.
Surfshark, still sponsors Tom, even after he publicly said "Surfshark, please fire me".
👁👄👁
"They don't care" said Tom
At this point. I think they're engaged in a game of Chicken
Tbf, they sponsored THAT video as well, so I'd say they were very ok with working with him even after seeing it.
And also, idk how many videos are left on that deal, but i remember he said it was a determinate amount so maybe they're just waiting for it to end and they'll think about if it's working for them after that.
@@Summergch I'm pretty sure the determinate amount was that the last video they were supposed to sponsor by the contract is the "please fire me" video, and they did sponsor it, and they continue sponsoring all the other videos, and hey, I'm not complaining. We get great skits from those ads!
Funny pattern I noticed : the jokes Tom didn’t like were written like jokes he had made in other videos !
I swear the ‘ball man’ had me suffocating with laughter for a few minutes
I like that I can literally never tell when he likes or hates a joke till he verbalizes it.
B A L L M A N
Tomska: how do you guys come up with such terrible jokes?!
Commenters, crying: We learned it from you!
In all seriousness, some of these really felt like something I'd expect from asdfmovies. Well done commentors, and well done Tom.
bal man
@@pepsimann2038 BAL
agreed
4:53 I feel like Tom just wanna see guys kissing
This man the more I binge his contents the more I see myself in his shoes like 20 years later
Pride here pride there, not satisfied till its everywhere. In you hair and in your eye, pride will consume till all have died.
These are actually quite good. You can tell these are written by people who have watched a lot of the asdf movies and get the vibe.
Kudos to Tom for encouraging people to create their jokes instead of them giving them away for free and someone else making money off of them.
😬 Hmmmmmm
Even the bal man?
@@jeremyrush2018 even the ball man
Something tells me you're a Ao3 user..
@@Toobero don't know what that is, so that'll be a no
Not sure if Tom intentionally or unintentionally glossed over the “look what CAME in the mail” joke
Haha coom
“That’s not funny”
_Proceeds to laugh_
Lines for Asdkmovie2 (my fanmade version)
Man: oh god it's cake man!
Narrator: and now cake
(Then a cake appears with a face saying AHHH! I'm a ghost now!)
Man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
…
"is that a knife" "no." really really fuckin good mate. unbelievable that wasn;t in like the 2nd asdf. really on brand and just a solid joke.
the camera joke in that one was really fuckin good
Well it's basically the "Let's play catch the knife!" skit
My friend did that one
Lots of great jokes but I'm a bit disappointed no Butt That Farts submissions; wondering how to expand the lore for the next song
Please don't encourage them
Those jokes make me want to die
_BUTT-_
John: OH NO!! YOU'RE A BUTT!!
Prankee: I AM?!?!
John: HAH! YOU JUST GOT JO--
Prankee: ...No..
John: ..What?
Prankee: I didn't get Johnned this time, John.
John: Wait a minute, butt--
i just dropped a blueberry i was eating and it's all your fault
@@coolindividual81 butt-
ladies and gentlemen we have reached peak comedy and it is bal man
I'm so happy for the trains guy, he can live happily ever after
I can't explain why, but I REALLY love the "I like trains" wedding joke. So glad he found someone with the same passion as him👌🏻🚂
It subverts your expectations twice! So yeah actually pretty good.
even if they got railroaded
I dunno, seems to me they have a one track mind. But I don’t wanna say it too loudly incase I derail him.
Boom. There you go Tom. Your welcome bud 😉
@@BlackNomad1 *GOSH DAMN IT*
Tom losing his shit is funnier than most of the jokes/skits he's reading, thus making them funny.
Bal Man
@@orangejuice1109 man I can't believe bal man didn't make it in
1: hey, are you millonare?
*He was hit by a Ferrari*
2: yes
Mind that bus, what bus, splat came from Red Dwarf
"Diversity win, horse is gay"
"Points for gay horse!!"
I completely forgot it was the start of Pride Month today, and I can't stop laughing at this, send help
[Someone committing tax fraud]
Person busts through the wall: IRS, OPEN UP!!
You know who the horse really misses?
The magical pony flying through the sky.
@@VanNessy97 Shot It down!
I genuinely enjoyed Tomska having a good laugh over the jokes than the fanmade asdf. Not saying that the fanmade was bad, just that I think I like hearing people bat around jokes and ideas more.
Ball man
HAPPY 1 YEAR OF THIS VID
The most replayed part of the video is BAL MAN and I wouldn't have it any other way.
"What are you doing step bro?"
"I'm committing tax fraud."
That is without a doubt the funniest thing I have ever heard.
This was hands down the funniest thing in the video and I can't believe it didn't make it into fansdfmovie. It's a crime.
...like tax fraud
@@TheRaptor06
Probably because it was more his idea than the commentors’
you need more doubt
But... bal man...
I can do better, here's my joke:
"Have a good morning!"
"Thank you!"
2 hours later...
*people mourning*
I feel like Tom was channeling his inner Michael Reeves when explaining the “literally” “jokes.”
"I Hate Your Robot Ideas" ->"I Hate Your ASDF Jokes" lol
Always love seeing Michael's name pop up, he's my fav!
So happy that the "I like trains" guy found his soul mate who likes trains as much as him.
2:13
Soo good and simple it
*HURTS.*
I genuinely didn't expect my joke to make it in. This means an unbelievable amount to me- I pretty much grew up on your content, man. This month has just been utterly insane, and I really cannot put how much this means to me into words.
Oooooo which one was yours??
@@miaumiau679 3:50
@@mp-lily7908 CONGRATULATIONS
@@mp-lily7908 congrats, 1 on making it in. 2 on making tom consider death by alcohol poisoning xD