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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2020
  • AKA Tom breaks down asdfmovie while asdfmovie breaks down Tom.
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  • @TomSka
    @TomSka  3 года назад +7773

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  • @sophiamalcolm2119
    @sophiamalcolm2119 3 года назад +11600

    "Observably well-fed" is the most polite fat joke I've ever heard.

    • @sh1nyman483
      @sh1nyman483 3 года назад +133

      I think that description originated in the short story "The Landlady."

    • @c3slayer72
      @c3slayer72 3 года назад +31

      What’s welfed

    • @noveris6538
      @noveris6538 3 года назад +26

      He got some baby birthing hips

    • @noveris6538
      @noveris6538 3 года назад +5

      @@c3slayer72 what do u think

    • @ahalfsesameseedbun7472
      @ahalfsesameseedbun7472 3 года назад +13

      @@c3slayer72 he called himself large

  • @maddie9602
    @maddie9602 3 года назад +9046

    Tomska analyzing his own sense of humor:
    Tomska increasingly concerned by his own sense of humor:

    • @thephoenixsystem6765
      @thephoenixsystem6765 3 года назад +38

      You forgot the timestamps

    • @nikkoa.3639
      @nikkoa.3639 3 года назад +120

      @@thephoenixsystem6765 Here's the timestamp to when he does both
      0:00

    • @thephoenixsystem6765
      @thephoenixsystem6765 3 года назад +9

      @@nikkoa.3639 2shey

    • @gizmop0ny
      @gizmop0ny 3 года назад +4

      Its beautiful

    •  3 года назад +11

      @@thephoenixsystem6765 'touché'

  • @MulletSensei
    @MulletSensei 8 месяцев назад +307

    My favourite thing about the farting butt jokes (apart from an old fashioned juvenile laugh) is that in Tom’s vlogs leading up to that asdfmovie he repeatedly mentioned that the concept was silly and people would probably hate the jokes, and once the episode released the response was immediately overwhelmingly negative. He knew no one would like it, he very quickly regretted it, but the idea made him laugh once and he decided “fuck it” and put it in. Truly the farting butt is the ultimate symbol of artistic integrity.

    • @zapzap1485
      @zapzap1485 4 месяца назад

      Interesting, farting butt is standing up for something now lol

    • @bruhkakke
      @bruhkakke Месяц назад +5

      i personally still laugh at the butt jokes to this day tbh

    • @gabe_s_videos
      @gabe_s_videos 16 дней назад +1

      ngl, the butt jokes grew on me.

  • @endeav0r_49
    @endeav0r_49 Год назад +853

    that perfect skit was actually lowkey hilarious wtf

    • @chadgeary2653
      @chadgeary2653 Год назад +69

      "Oh no. Im still alive"

    • @nateproductions8264
      @nateproductions8264 11 месяцев назад +65

      The Tom Scott cameo was amazing

    • @GaJ42
      @GaJ42 3 месяца назад +3

      It’s almost like it was made to be funny

    • @cedriko1662
      @cedriko1662 Месяц назад

      discreto divertido

    • @jenluvjake
      @jenluvjake Месяц назад +2

      my favorite bit of it was the dogs face

  • @BlueLily342
    @BlueLily342 3 года назад +2055

    I hate that the "perfect asdf movie joke" ACTUALLY made me laugh for like 30 seconds

    • @xanderwrahn
      @xanderwrahn 3 года назад +26

      Omg Same 😂

    • @simonr.s.3822
      @simonr.s.3822 3 года назад +62

      i litterally laughed until i started to cough so bad i had to stand up and wait for my air to come back

    • @artuno1207
      @artuno1207 3 года назад +49

      It snuck up on me. I snorted. But then I replayed it and thought about it more and now I keep chuckling every now and then.

    • @silverchoweez
      @silverchoweez 3 года назад +45

      I must say, it's the "I wasted my life !" after the sketch that cracked me up. 🤣

    • @TheKiro5505
      @TheKiro5505 3 года назад +25

      @@silverchoweez the it's the "I wasted my life" that makes it

  • @alexkempken8113
    @alexkempken8113 3 года назад +4980

    My favorite asdfmovie skit is this one:
    “Doctor I’m afraid of backstories.”
    “When did this all start?”
    “Well- AAAAAAAAAAA”

    • @eoincampbell1584
      @eoincampbell1584 3 года назад +56

      underated

    • @Brass_Buckle
      @Brass_Buckle 3 года назад +4

      @@eoincampbell1584 leave him be

    • @calatwork7308
      @calatwork7308 3 года назад +21

      @@Brass_Buckle what

    • @datoneguy2361
      @datoneguy2361 3 года назад +2

      This is probably where that meme originated from

    • @Eshyyyyy
      @Eshyyyyy 3 года назад +7

      @@Brass_Buckle do you know what underrated means

  • @Axos_Abode
    @Axos_Abode 2 года назад +1981

    I like how every sketch he shows fit both the category before and after it.

    • @funnyfisher7
      @funnyfisher7 2 года назад +39

      Yeah honestly that's a good point 👀🤔

    • @Jaxjax80
      @Jaxjax80 Год назад +177

      The entire time I was trying to figure out which sketch he was talking about lol

    • @jayayeonetoo3335
      @jayayeonetoo3335 Год назад +70

      actually same, when he first began explaining and a sketch played i was like "wait is the explanation before its respective example or after?"

    • @awesomedawsonstudios4541
      @awesomedawsonstudios4541 Год назад +4

      ​@@jayayeonetoo3335 exactly! Lmaoo

    • @TheProwlingSleepster
      @TheProwlingSleepster Год назад +1

      I noticed that

  • @daanroelofs119
    @daanroelofs119 Год назад +819

    The fact Desmond got eaten by the girls and didn't just decompose over several decades is amazing

    • @caps_lock
      @caps_lock Год назад +22

      you cant decompose on the moon cause theres no oxygen

    • @daanroelofs119
      @daanroelofs119 Год назад +39

      @@caps_lock decomposition doesnt always need oxygen. There is fermentation for example. There are also plenty anaerobic micro organisms that dont need oxygen reproduce or feed themselves. A lot of bacteria in our body dont fare well with an abundance of oxygen and would be more likely to cause damage when the aerobic micro-organisms would die.

    • @caps_lock
      @caps_lock Год назад +14

      @daanroelofs119 good point but anaerobic micro organisms dont really survive well in a vacuum and temperatures ranging from -130 C to 120 C

    • @daanroelofs119
      @daanroelofs119 Год назад

      @@caps_lock I dont know much about the human microflora, but while they could survive at -130C for a long time, some thermophilic bacteria actually thrive between 40 and 122 C now, the sun would probably destroy most of our body well before that happens though. The vacuum would indeed be an issue in the long run huh. I guess ill keep it at the body slowly disintegrating from high levels of radiation

    • @DrDrao
      @DrDrao Год назад +23

      @@caps_lock Neither do little girls, to be fair.

  • @TessHex
    @TessHex 3 года назад +639

    Okay, but the "mathematically perfect asdfmovie joke" actually had me wheezing.
    You're a good egg, Tom. In fact, you're the entire good chicken.

    • @AndrewTaylorNintyuk
      @AndrewTaylorNintyuk 3 года назад +34

      I did like the effectively Committee built sketch, but each sketch loses something when watched in isolation. ADSF Movie works so well as it just keeps you riding the funny train all the way to the station

    • @oneish7454
      @oneish7454 3 года назад +1

      Can eat the chicken

    • @Oblivion9873
      @Oblivion9873 3 года назад +10

      It was actually funny and OH HEY TOM SCOTT NICE. Honestly though, I think it's only funny because of the zoom in on the dogs face. That's what makes the sketch.

    • @silverchoweez
      @silverchoweez 3 года назад +2

      I must say, it's the "I wasted my life !" after the sketch that cracked me up. 🤣

    • @SpaghettiEnterprises
      @SpaghettiEnterprises 4 дня назад

      @@oneish7454 correct

  • @centennialstudios6097
    @centennialstudios6097 3 года назад +461

    Tom didn’t create a new sketch for this he just zoomed in on the “Now the funniest thing you’ve ever seen... from really far away” joke

    •  3 года назад +12

      But the dialogue does not match.

    • @jacktheripper7735
      @jacktheripper7735 3 года назад +36

      From that far away, it would get garbled

    • @andrewcheng1948
      @andrewcheng1948 3 года назад +7

      But there was an explosion

    • @thecosmicalcat
      @thecosmicalcat 3 года назад +20

      That was the gun going off

    • @maewilkes8883
      @maewilkes8883 3 года назад +12

      ...then the dog says "Apple!"

  • @isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421
    @isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 Год назад +262

    I am strangely fascinated by the fact that Tom went through the effort to find everything in this series related to kinks. Imagine realizing that for the last 12 years, you've been unknowingly stimulating it for other people.

    • @Joshdoingthings1
      @Joshdoingthings1 Год назад +19

      Hmmm. I really want to see if I can find out what every single occurrence of an asdfkinky, but:
      1. I’d have to use Incognito Mode for sure
      2. I want to protect the little innocence I have left
      3. It’d take too fucking long

  • @CainXVII
    @CainXVII Год назад +277

    Pie flavour was a standing joke in my school. "Die potato!" "Not today!" Was probably among the best in my opinion but it needed the context of the potato having died a couple of times already. Oh, and Desmond the moon bear of course.

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Год назад +14

      I remember quoting the series a ton when I was little, I think I even got in light trouble once for quoting the one about brain cancer

    • @reaganharder1480
      @reaganharder1480 Год назад +1

      I somehow acquired the phrase "die potato" from my friends before ever seeing the clip, and still to this day will use it whenever killing bugs or the like.

    • @lynwood5991
      @lynwood5991 Год назад +6

      I AM A STEGOSAURS

    • @ryansmith1044
      @ryansmith1044 14 дней назад

      When I was in middle school my family didn't have Internet so I thought the (seemingly) random shit my friends often said was stuff they made up. Then I saw these sketches for the first time on my TikTok feed about a week ago and realized that all the "random" shit they were saying back then was actually mostly asdfmovie references. "Desmond the Moon Bear" is what unlocked that memory for me, since that was the most popular sketch at my school.

  • @kellenivanuck1447
    @kellenivanuck1447 3 года назад +945

    I never realized that the character regurgitating another character was a joke connected to another asdf movie until now.

  • @mericaman8877
    @mericaman8877 3 года назад +10295

    The real question is: did the guy who failed standing up school become the do the flop guy?

  • @CosmicCreeper99
    @CosmicCreeper99 Год назад +179

    That revelation about Desmond and the Moon girl was a better plot twist than most stories can pull off today

  • @MudakTheMultiplier
    @MudakTheMultiplier 11 месяцев назад +23

    "mugged" gets quoted *constantly* by me and my friends. Basically any time someone subverts a statement.
    "Are you going to the store?"
    "No, you are."
    "Ah! How does that even work!?"

  • @abnormalexperience8767
    @abnormalexperience8767 3 года назад +727

    okay but the 'perfect asdfmovie joke' is literally so funny though...

    • @Asupreme
      @Asupreme 3 года назад +33

      That's why it is perfect

    • @smaebae4740
      @smaebae4740 3 года назад +4

      Mark Erikson huh 👱🏻‍♀️

    • @christinamahlert4558
      @christinamahlert4558 3 года назад +25

      "Oh no. I'm still alive"
      Me every morning

    • @sooiler5459
      @sooiler5459 3 года назад

      Agreed

    • @mrtoastygamer
      @mrtoastygamer 3 года назад +7

      For me it was the look on the dogs face. He's scarred for life😂

  • @theragingllamas4764
    @theragingllamas4764 3 года назад +746

    “What’s that behind your ear? ITS A HEARING AID!”
    “wHaT??”
    Is my favourite

    • @mondelsson
      @mondelsson 3 года назад +2

      This is my personal favourite. I laughed for a long time when I saw that for the first time.

    • @Omnificence2016
      @Omnificence2016 3 года назад +5

      Gotta admit, that one was pretty cute.

    • @strawbee.s
      @strawbee.s 3 года назад

      Mine too

    • @satibel
      @satibel 3 года назад

      plot twist: it was a herring aid.

    • @saturnisdizzy
      @saturnisdizzy 3 года назад

      its my favorite too

  • @HiddenLeveI
    @HiddenLeveI 2 года назад +570

    "How does 2020 end?"
    "It doesn't"
    This man predicted the future.

    • @bynflew8552
      @bynflew8552 2 года назад +14

      I mean that man was from the future so ofc he would know

    • @HiddenLeveI
      @HiddenLeveI 2 года назад +7

      @@bynflew8552 big brain

  • @Red_Male
    @Red_Male 4 месяца назад +28

    10:25 welcome to the kill count, where we cover the deaths in all your favorite horror movies. I'm James A Janisse and today we'll be looking at ASDF Movie

  • @teclinsoro4523
    @teclinsoro4523 3 года назад +2148

    “the girl who got kicked to the moon didn’t die. who do you think ate desmond?” this changes *everything*

    • @alexnielson5379
      @alexnielson5379 3 года назад +27

      SOmebody noticed!!!

    • @thememewithwords8236
      @thememewithwords8236 3 года назад +60

      I mean, tomska said it, so it's canon

    • @lordjay7530
      @lordjay7530 3 года назад +13

      i thought that the girl who drew the bear (desmond) ate him up from the inside after beingswallowed

    • @beepyboro
      @beepyboro 3 года назад +7

      @Noah Firth desmond ate the kid,then the kid ate desmond, desmond died,the kid also

    • @thewanderinggamer1369
      @thewanderinggamer1369 3 года назад +1

      Canon.

  • @OfficialMaxBox
    @OfficialMaxBox 3 года назад +8635

    hello this is the monetization police
    where to even begin

    • @crowah5844
      @crowah5844 3 года назад +34

      dont think about it too hard

    • @iforgorowl7590
      @iforgorowl7590 3 года назад +12

      second, first is overrated

    • @saxshton
      @saxshton 3 года назад +10

      Maxwell Boxus from Working Team Defenses of the Two Fortresses Two now on PC

    • @iforgorowl7590
      @iforgorowl7590 3 года назад +5

      @@crowah5844 are you kidding me, 1 second faster?

    • @crowah5844
      @crowah5844 3 года назад +5

      @@iforgorowl7590 im the equivalent of sonic

  • @tc-vlogs8719
    @tc-vlogs8719 Год назад +84

    That was actually really funny at the end, so yeah; it worked.

  • @KcMp86
    @KcMp86 Год назад +24

    Tom: That makes me a war criminal…
    Also Tom: Oh.

  • @demigoddessofwisdom2712
    @demigoddessofwisdom2712 3 года назад +1732

    “Aww what type of dog is he”
    “He’s French”
    *WOEUF*

  • @jvcmarc
    @jvcmarc 3 года назад +6565

    the fact that the 4 worst sketches were the farting butts was funnier than the farting butts themselves

    • @Skorpeonismyrealname
      @Skorpeonismyrealname 3 года назад +452

      I think that was the first time I actually laughed at them.

    • @mangmangmangobri
      @mangmangmangobri 3 года назад +50

      Agreed.

    • @lightningterry
      @lightningterry 3 года назад +223

      Unpopular opinion: I genuinely thought they were hilarious and was surprised they were ranked so far down.

    • @Foggles17
      @Foggles17 3 года назад +402

      @@lightningterry This may be the first "unpopular opinion" that is both unpopular and known as unpopular before stating it is. Congrats!

    • @lightningterry
      @lightningterry 3 года назад +42

      foggles17 thank you, I try

  • @robertsteffler5155
    @robertsteffler5155 5 месяцев назад +10

    I would definitely argue that what makes an asdf joke "good" is honestly how well it works itself in culturally. I think that both neatly explains why newer jokes didn't perform as well, but it also reflects the general lexicalisation of the popular jokes. A common element of them is that they're simple, short-hand phrases that work well when directly quoting or referencing the series as an in-joke with other people who've seen it, and i think that very strongly reflects the overall cultural place that asdfmovie has.

  • @BanjoMasn
    @BanjoMasn Год назад +46

    The fact that Kylie Minogue will forever be tied to asdfmovie is the funniest thing to me

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 2 месяца назад +1

      The girl from that 2007 doctor who Christmas special?

  • @accumulator_101
    @accumulator_101 3 года назад +770

    my personal favorite is this one:
    "honey, i'm pregnant!" *realizes they're both females* "..i can explain.."

    • @codebracker
      @codebracker 3 года назад +18

      That one never fails to get a laugh out of me, the pause is just perfectly long

    • @void1313
      @void1313 3 года назад +5

      I get it now but I watched asdf movie when I was like 8 or 9 so I didn't know

    • @theanonimus7549
      @theanonimus7549 3 года назад +1

      I was thinking it was her mother... I just understood the joke one year after seeing it

    • @justghostie4948
      @justghostie4948 3 года назад +2

      @@CheeseMiser It's a bot

    • @faeossia7842
      @faeossia7842 3 года назад +2

      yup asdf lgbtq jokes are the best xD

  • @holycheeseburger2981
    @holycheeseburger2981 3 года назад +533

    "After all, Desmond survived... and who do you think ate him?"
    I'M SORRY WHAT?!!

    • @andrewcheng1948
      @andrewcheng1948 3 года назад +34

      I mean,if he suffocated,why is there only bones?

    • @holycheeseburger2981
      @holycheeseburger2981 3 года назад +34

      @@andrewcheng1948 that's a fair point. Bodies don't decompose on the moon because there's no air.

    • @Jackesfox
      @Jackesfox 3 года назад +11

      Deep lore

    • @agentxx3022
      @agentxx3022 3 года назад +4

      IS THAT CANON NOW ?!?

    • @kaptinkookie6403
      @kaptinkookie6403 3 года назад +3

      Agent XX302 I think it is...

  • @fablevilgaming1339
    @fablevilgaming1339 Год назад +25

    came back and re-watching this I can say that most of the reasons I think the top ten were so popular was because these were some of the most memorable jokes/lines like the terminators line "I'll be back" and even in comic form u can hear the voices if you have watched asdf movies before
    wish he left the site up though would love to see the rankings 2 years later

  • @detectivedyn2253
    @detectivedyn2253 Год назад +10

    Throughout his entire explanation of the different types of subversion of expectations, I kept wondering whether or not he was showing clips that gave examples, or he would allow the clip to play and then explain it. And I think that's a testament to what works about ASDF movies. It's a blend of several different subversions. Not just relying on one

  • @IAmBraindead98
    @IAmBraindead98 3 года назад +704

    Personal favorite:
    "You're FIRED!"
    "You can't fire me, I QUIT!!"
    "You can't quit, I QUIT!!!"
    "You can't quit, YOU'RE A FROG!!!!"
    "You can't 'frog' me, YOU'RE MY WIFE!!!!!"
    "I'm not your wife, YOU'RE MY WIFE!!!!!!"
    "Oh, hey Honey, how was work?"
    "Pretty good, but I quit my job."
    "You can't quit your job, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!"
    A̜͓͙̮ͭ̇ͪ͜A̪̱͒͢Ą̤̩̟̱̌̔A̶̮̰̟̱͇͙̎Ą͔͉̪͖̺ͫ̈͐͑A̷̜͈̻͍̟̺̩͓̓Ȧͩ̒͋͏̰̺̜͇À̧̤̺͛Ä̧̬͕͉̗́̓̓̚Ă̰͖̗̻̫̩̳͘Ȁ̜͍̼͎̱̍̀ͅA̡̩̠͗Ä̩̰̫͓̇ͬ͘Ã̝͙̜͆̉͛͟Á̈́҉̯̱̥̹̱A̴̙̬̫̩͖̗̋͑̊A̔ͤͫ̄҉̫̬̗̲A͒͊҉̲͔

  • @notpostinganymorelolsorry
    @notpostinganymorelolsorry 3 года назад +501

    My favourite asdf clip:
    “Honey, do you like my new shoes?”
    “You are a chair, darling”
    “I CAN DREAM HAROLD”

    • @basyaroslav1938
      @basyaroslav1938 3 года назад +2

      "dad, i'm hungry"

    • @lonesome3958
      @lonesome3958 3 года назад +1

      @@basyaroslav1938 hey hungry i'm dad

    • @basyaroslav1938
      @basyaroslav1938 3 года назад

      @@lonesome3958 Why did you name me this way... y y y!? :.(

    • @lonesome3958
      @lonesome3958 3 года назад

      @RІТА 25 y.o OPEN MY CANAL !!!! shut up bot

    • @Trotazik
      @Trotazik 3 года назад

      I like the boys don’t cry one

  • @KlorineTheAvali
    @KlorineTheAvali Год назад +5

    “How does 2020 end?”
    “It doesn’t”
    Proof that he really is from the future
    :c

  • @tylerhalloran9158
    @tylerhalloran9158 2 года назад +26

    The fact that tom has such an amazing grasp of humour and film making

  • @Zoditron
    @Zoditron 3 года назад +813

    Are we just gonna skip over the fact Tom has confirmed that Desmond did not die on the moon of natural causes?

    • @busted_carneasada
      @busted_carneasada 3 года назад +86

      Space be looking kinda sus, ngl

    • @maduch1314
      @maduch1314 3 года назад +45

      Impostor has been ejected in the moon and ate Desmond

    • @battleblaster4203
      @battleblaster4203 3 года назад +6

      I had honestly thought he just wasted away
      Also I can disprove Tom's reasoning because that little girl could not place those bones exactly in the same place as Desmond was standing upright

    • @Wildfan95
      @Wildfan95 3 года назад +17

      @@battleblaster4203 idk man, he said it was her, and how can you prove she couldn't put them back perfectly?

    • @AMalas
      @AMalas 3 года назад +18

      You cant decompose in space, so there's that

  • @RegularDude
    @RegularDude 3 года назад +1416

    My favorite is:
    "Son, don't touch that cactus."
    *Touches cactus*
    "You're dead to me."

    • @gnomeyt9339
      @gnomeyt9339 3 года назад +16

      So is the algorithm’s, you, sir, have extreme taste

    • @peppermint.flavoured.avacado
      @peppermint.flavoured.avacado 3 года назад +10

      I like the classic "I stole your hat" "Well I stole your face" .The " you'll never take me alive ! "Trumpet one is funny too

    • @elektroduck446
      @elektroduck446 3 года назад +3

      My fav is the one where there looking for the baby and the wife suggests that he might have gotten outside and the wife is actually the baby.

    • @lunar_memories9981
      @lunar_memories9981 3 года назад +2

      I personally like the one where the mom says, “Jimmy, take out the dog,” and the son says “yes mother,” before shooting the poor dog.
      And then the mom says “for a walk, Jimmy.”

    • @TMS-Oddbot
      @TMS-Oddbot 3 года назад +1

      My favorite would probably be the sketch where Jimmy kills the dog. I know, I am horrible. But that was before 13, where I was introduced to...well, 13 just came out, so I should let you watch it, but it has a ball in it.

  • @matthewshipley739
    @matthewshipley739 2 года назад +18

    To this day, I will never know how he convinced Kylie Minogue to feature in asdfmovie

  • @Franzeco333
    @Franzeco333 Год назад +8

    16:28 You could've easily put Fear after Disgust to have ASDF in it

  • @jaythosonmp439
    @jaythosonmp439 3 года назад +450

    "i think we should just be friends"
    "....mother"
    is my favourite

    • @LadyKatyRae
      @LadyKatyRae 3 года назад

      I frequently quote this one. Its my fav too

    • @kavanspanos8030
      @kavanspanos8030 3 года назад

      I forgot about that one lol, thanks for the reminder, that’s my new fav

  • @ahlpym
    @ahlpym 3 года назад +496

    My favourite is:
    "I think we should just be friends."
    "Mother!"

    • @thatonecrusader7209
      @thatonecrusader7209 3 года назад +15

      My favorite one is
      nock nock
      Who is there?
      ( *smack* )
      *THE DOOR*

    • @amazingadam1646
      @amazingadam1646 3 года назад +4

      True THE DOOR

    • @lightningterry
      @lightningterry 3 года назад +11

      “Ooh baby I love you baby”
      “Stay away from my baby”
      (Baby in deep manly voice)
      “But mother I love him”
      Is one of my favorites

    • @unaccompanied_minor2546
      @unaccompanied_minor2546 3 года назад

      It's all about Marmite and Desmond the moon bear

    • @mdbgamer556
      @mdbgamer556 3 года назад

      Almost the entire series has made me grin or laugh. Almost.

  • @buddyltd
    @buddyltd 2 года назад +6

    I love how in the analysis of types of ASDF jokes, the joke both preceding and succeeding his identification conform to that analysis.

  • @ManuelRiccobono
    @ManuelRiccobono 2 года назад +13

    I really can't pinpoint what makes your video great. It's just... everything.
    Please never stop.

  • @meredythwithay5187
    @meredythwithay5187 3 года назад +986

    A favorite of mine has always been:
    "Honey, why is the baby on fire?"
    "BuY mE mOrE jEwElRy"

    • @OctoHedgy
      @OctoHedgy 3 года назад +3

      I still can't understand to this day :'(

    • @jadesketch1726
      @jadesketch1726 3 года назад +10

      @@OctoHedgy comedy

    • @ionarevamp
      @ionarevamp 3 года назад +21

      @@OctoHedgy I guess the idea is that shallow gold diggers are terrible moms

    • @white_mage
      @white_mage 3 года назад +1

      @@OctoHedgy you're too young

    • @raffimolero64
      @raffimolero64 3 года назад

      jewlery

  • @sloandixon6501
    @sloandixon6501 3 года назад +596

    My favorite:
    “Oh no! A gunman!”
    “Oh ho ho, I’m gonna STAB ya!”

    • @zenyxcz4240
      @zenyxcz4240 3 года назад +12

      Yes that one is amazing

    • @Champi4Real
      @Champi4Real 3 года назад +2

      Well his mind and eyes are in the bullet on his head so if the gunman shot the bullet on his head then he would essentially die

    • @tfysv
      @tfysv 3 года назад +2

      @@Champi4Real r/wooosh

    • @the1andowenly497
      @the1andowenly497 3 года назад +4

      r/idiotsabusingreddit

    • @deadlapis6096
      @deadlapis6096 3 года назад

      Same

  • @goldenolaf20
    @goldenolaf20 Год назад +16

    This is a top tier video holy shit

  • @pihlajafox
    @pihlajafox Год назад +4

    9:35 Fun fact: In Finland you have to help people if their healt is in danger, so I guess that in some countries he the superhero would be a criminal

  • @KapitanWasTaken
    @KapitanWasTaken 3 года назад +3045

    I don't understand why but I can't stop laughing after watching the "perfect" joke. I think the Tom Scott's voice was used perfectly.

    • @fishmad122
      @fishmad122 3 года назад +129

      Tom Scott is the best celebrity get hands down

    • @Vulkanprimarch
      @Vulkanprimarch 3 года назад +92

      I really want him to put the perfect joke into the ranked sketches website and see how well it ranks! FOR SCIENCE!

    • @maname6303
      @maname6303 3 года назад +29

      Wdym “you don’t understand” your laughing because it’s the perfect asdf movie joke you answered your own question smh 🤦‍♂️.

    • @timmcdaniel6193
      @timmcdaniel6193 3 года назад +40

      I didn't realize it was Tom Scott until you mentioned it. Thank you.

    • @LsdRaccoon
      @LsdRaccoon 3 года назад +3

      BananaShake09 whoosh

  • @andrewcheng1948
    @andrewcheng1948 3 года назад +1203

    My favorite one is:
    "You're fired!"
    "You can't fire me,I quit!"
    "You can't quit,I quit!"
    "You can't quit,you're a frog!"
    "You can't frog me,you're my wife!"
    "I'm not your wife,you're MY wife!"
    "Oh hey honey,how was work?"
    "Pretty good,but I quit my job..."
    "You can't quit your job,you're fired!"
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
    Another one of me favorites is:
    "Who parked their car,on my sandwich!?"
    "I did!"
    "Hhhhbbbb (explodes)"

  • @BlackHoodaOfficial
    @BlackHoodaOfficial Год назад +4

    1:29
    1:42
    2:02
    2:16
    2:44
    What a smart way to make people watching the sponsorship without skipping.
    😂

  • @DrawnCanary
    @DrawnCanary 8 месяцев назад +1

    “How does 2020 end?”
    “It doesn’t”
    Man, you didn’t know how right you’d be.

  • @mumbies
    @mumbies 3 года назад +477

    "You know who's gay?"
    "..."
    "Us."
    That one was my favorite. After he made the joke making fun of him for it is really nice.

  • @LadyKattrina84
    @LadyKattrina84 3 года назад +2063

    TomSka: "Who's letting their kids watch this stuff?!"
    Me: Slowly raises hand. "My son introduced me to these."

    • @NIDELLANEUM
      @NIDELLANEUM 3 года назад +112

      I like the fact that your son showed them to a parent

    • @bukowskifamily7728
      @bukowskifamily7728 3 года назад +23

      lol sound like my brother when we were younger

    • @pilesofkittens
      @pilesofkittens 3 года назад +47

      Dude every kid in my school watches it, today a kid on the bus showed me the suicidal muffin song

    • @VideoUser52
      @VideoUser52 3 года назад +6

      Haha

    • @rand0m_artz_
      @rand0m_artz_ 3 года назад +11

      I introduced my son to this

  • @Izzul_Animation
    @Izzul_Animation Год назад +6

    "Murder is great"
    -Tomska

    • @sedemu
      @sedemu 6 часов назад

      tomsk

  • @Mikaxu42
    @Mikaxu42 Год назад +3

    My favorite has always been
    “-Hey buddy, you wanna take this outside?
    -Sure!
    -Wow, what a lovely evening!
    -This was a wonderful idea!”

  • @AriaKyuKyu
    @AriaKyuKyu 3 года назад +562

    My favorite joke:
    -Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories
    -When did this all start?
    -Well, ahhhhhAAAAAHHH-
    Asdf Movie 8

    • @anxiousmessbugg6467
      @anxiousmessbugg6467 3 года назад +14

      Really mine is
      It's a lovely day to walk down the road and if I ever stop singing I will explode
      HEY STEVEN
      What have you done

    • @AriaKyuKyu
      @AriaKyuKyu 3 года назад +2

      @@anxiousmessbugg6467
      *BOOM*
      Haha! Is a good one

    • @dibmembrane4434
      @dibmembrane4434 3 года назад +3

      I like trains

    • @XtraNinja
      @XtraNinja 3 года назад +2

      Really hard to pick out a favourite but one parody someone did was absolutely funny.
      Patient: “Doctor, I’m afraid of doctors.”
      Doctor: “When did it-“
      Patient: “AhhhhhhhHHHH!”

    • @AriaKyuKyu
      @AriaKyuKyu 3 года назад

      @@XtraNinja xD brilliant

  • @headlesszebra9857
    @headlesszebra9857 3 года назад +416

    "people don't like murder but love suicide" i mean, fair

    • @samwai3762
      @samwai3762 3 года назад +2

      that's the Millenials summerized

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed 3 года назад +1

      126 likes
      nice

    • @headlesszebra9857
      @headlesszebra9857 3 года назад

      @@samwai3762 we are all the asdf muffin at heart

    • @samwai3762
      @samwai3762 3 года назад +1

      @@headlesszebra9857 we are the muffins, we all want..vore? NOPE WRONG VIEW

  • @lucifergraves1964
    @lucifergraves1964 2 года назад +1

    Much as I don't like that whole shade Radow legends thing this is the best integration I have ever seen and actually didn't skip through, props Tom, glad I've watched since the ASDF vids came out in my middle/mandatory school days

  • @immagical7036
    @immagical7036 3 месяца назад +1

    I rewatch the series every now and again and each time the experience is glorious

  • @coffeejellyash
    @coffeejellyash 3 года назад +776

    "How does 2020 end?"
    "It doesn't."
    "Yeah that scans."

    • @theillusionist1494
      @theillusionist1494 3 года назад +7

      Say what you will about Raid, I absolutely will not disagree with you, but I do respect that, as long as you don’t make fun of them, you’re basically allowed to just go absolutely fuckin wild in their sponsored segments.

    • @wonderchubby
      @wonderchubby 3 года назад

      What?

    • @ActuatedGear
      @ActuatedGear 3 года назад +2

      @@theillusionist1494 I'm gettin' me some Bleeple Bloops!!!

    • @ethyn
      @ethyn 3 года назад

      Yusra Hussein r/woooosh

    • @ethyn
      @ethyn 3 года назад

      Underscored Frisk he means that makes sense

  • @dethbreth8
    @dethbreth8 3 года назад +347

    My favorite asdfmovie joke is
    "Honey I'm pregnant!"
    *girlfriend stares in confusion*
    "I can explain"

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 3 года назад +6

      Yeah, that 1 is great!

    • @no1normal750
      @no1normal750 3 года назад +3

      wait which episode was that

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 3 года назад

      @@no1normal750 I think it was ep 4?

    • @dethbreth8
      @dethbreth8 3 года назад

      @@no1normal750 asdfmovie9

  • @chexo3
    @chexo3 2 года назад +4

    It probably helps that it went on for so long. At some point a bit of nostalgia helped it be self sustaining.

  • @Bone_Incidents
    @Bone_Incidents 15 дней назад +2

    “How does 2020 end?”
    “It doesn’t.”
    Jesus Christ this aged like the finest wine in existence

  • @beefstroganoff8345
    @beefstroganoff8345 3 года назад +472

    My favorite one is
    “I wish people we’re nice to me”
    “Your wish is..”
    *”stooped”*
    _slap_

    • @catt9918
      @catt9918 3 года назад +3

      My fave is i like trains

    • @yokaiwatcher8500
      @yokaiwatcher8500 3 года назад +9

      I like
      🎵it’s a lovely day to walk down the roads
      and if I ever stop singing I will explode🎵
      I even wrote a sequel
      🎵I’m eating a sandwich with lots of ham and if I ever stop singing I go kablam🎵

    • @beefstroganoff8345
      @beefstroganoff8345 3 года назад +3

      How about this
      🎵I’m eating some ice cream right now and if I ever stop singing I’ll go kapow!🎵

    • @blxck-mage_
      @blxck-mage_ 3 года назад

      Ok

    • @mekhie.r.duncan3825
      @mekhie.r.duncan3825 3 года назад

      @@beefstroganoff8345 correct

  • @pughat5233
    @pughat5233 3 года назад +535

    “ah you stole my lungs” “there’s not fatal injuries” t-
    tom-

    • @bridgeseller7004
      @bridgeseller7004 3 года назад +11

      He lists something before showing it...

    • @theaccountofafool6133
      @theaccountofafool6133 3 года назад +9

      Be has no lungs but still can talk/breathe so he's fine

    • @SleppyLeBo
      @SleppyLeBo 3 года назад +8

      Don't worry, lungs are only vital to Hamon Users.

    • @bl4cksp1d3r
      @bl4cksp1d3r 3 года назад +5

      Non-fatal was referring to the next in line, the carrots in the eyes

  • @Skeleton_Dork
    @Skeleton_Dork 2 месяца назад +2

    Tom just casually inventing new live-action asdf movies over the course of the video is legendary

  • @starcrashr
    @starcrashr 2 года назад +5

    "Observably well-fed" is how I'll describe my physique from now on.

  • @bryntyjermy1854
    @bryntyjermy1854 3 года назад +264

    Never thought I’d hear Tom Scott say “Oh no I’m still alive” but here we are

    • @lizs004
      @lizs004 3 года назад +2

      Thanks!!

    • @Sir.Twisted
      @Sir.Twisted 3 года назад +1

      i thought it was.

    • @alexfelgar9821
      @alexfelgar9821 3 года назад +2

      Why. Why would you butcher his name

    • @xxkewldudexx
      @xxkewldudexx 3 года назад +1

      @@alexfelgar9821 Voice typing maybe?

    • @monochaos9442
      @monochaos9442 3 года назад +1

      I'm surprised it took this long for him to say it

  • @gracefulhawk1745
    @gracefulhawk1745 3 года назад +261

    I can't be the only person who thinks "The perfect asdfmovie joke" absolutely slaps, right?

    • @GuardiansCreed
      @GuardiansCreed 3 года назад +4

      Everybody do the flop

    • @System_Anomaly
      @System_Anomaly 3 года назад +10

      It is probably better without knowing the ingredients

    • @rdarkstorm8414
      @rdarkstorm8414 3 года назад +6

      I thought it was fantastic and I giggled a bit.

    • @phillipsbl
      @phillipsbl 3 года назад +2

      Nah it's amazing

    • @BaygelTheDog
      @BaygelTheDog 3 года назад +2

      i thought that was the joke

  • @jvgreendarmok
    @jvgreendarmok 2 года назад +3

    "Play that one" has the advantage of some great slapstick timing and a catchphrase from another TomSka character.

  • @caileanm2009
    @caileanm2009 Год назад +1

    Going to admit wasn’t expecting to see the LegalEagle channel but that was awesome

  • @mukke9728
    @mukke9728 3 года назад +460

    My favourite sketch is probably the “You know who’s gay? Us.” It is unexpected in a certain way, has reoccurring characters and brings joy.
    Though I have to say the perfect joke was also very good indeed.

    • @Bogalog
      @Bogalog 3 года назад +1

      Muffin

  • @rosewinter4818
    @rosewinter4818 3 года назад +843

    “aw look at the little baby”
    **baby giggles**
    “and now look at the big baby”
    “wah”

  • @b_megamaths
    @b_megamaths 4 месяца назад +1

    i honestly didn't realize more than half of your cameos were cameos. you got some very cool people for those

  • @frogqueen9738
    @frogqueen9738 Год назад +4

    9:30 Depending on your career or situation it could technically count as neglect, which could get you a murder charge if you neglected to save a life, despite having full ability to.

  • @OmegaQuinn
    @OmegaQuinn 3 года назад +1292

    “Alan are you a cow?”
    “What? No.”
    “YeAh mE nEItHeR, yOU wAnnA go SkATebORDS”

  • @masonkaplan9311
    @masonkaplan9311 3 года назад +808

    Knowing that the little girl who got kicked to the moon ate desmond the moon bear has officialy ruined my childhood.

    • @TheoTheCoolest
      @TheoTheCoolest 3 года назад +10

      Same

    • @tmuller9905
      @tmuller9905 3 года назад +27

      And it made mine better

    • @elektroduck446
      @elektroduck446 3 года назад +13

      When he said that I was like
      :O

    • @aymz.33
      @aymz.33 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @RBJ_Eternauta
      @RBJ_Eternauta 3 года назад +4

      "Nooo, Desmond...! You was my favorite, why did you have to die"

  • @Srcsqwrn
    @Srcsqwrn 2 года назад +2

    That stairs joke is still one of my favourites from this series. Amazing.

  • @C.D.B.E.E.
    @C.D.B.E.E. 11 месяцев назад +1

    When the top 10 list played i was able to quote all of them
    I freaking love ASDFmovie

  • @restorasenrisei9991
    @restorasenrisei9991 3 года назад +281

    The funny thing is. That 'perfect joke' is actually really good. It wasn't a disappointing comic used for a punchline to the video.

  • @briflow
    @briflow 3 года назад +467

    "honey do you like my new shoes?"
    "you are a chair darling."
    "I CAN DREAM HAROLD-"
    i STILL use "i can dream harold" to this day in everything i do

    • @xyphious
      @xyphious 3 года назад +1

      Yes. Perhaps my favorite sketch

    • @mattalegi286
      @mattalegi286 3 года назад

      69th like

  • @alexpvzplayer6659
    @alexpvzplayer6659 10 месяцев назад +1

    The ad break was genuinely so good that I didn’t skip it lmao

  • @fuckityo
    @fuckityo Год назад

    I wasn't expecting this to be so well thought out... well done

  • @marretjep
    @marretjep 3 года назад +773

    can we all just agree that Tom Scott was the perfect contender to be voicing the 'falling on a guy-speaking to a dog-committing suicide-man' simply because of the analytical nature of this video?

    • @KapitanWasTaken
      @KapitanWasTaken 3 года назад +14

      Thank you! I didn't know how to put it the words but you did.

    • @Boredman567
      @Boredman567 3 года назад +24

      Also I never realized that you can't say Tom Scott without saying Tomska

    • @lazergurka-smerlin6561
      @lazergurka-smerlin6561 3 года назад +4

      @@Boredman567 I didn't know anyone pronounced an a like an o but now I do

    • @lizziethewitch7770
      @lizziethewitch7770 3 года назад +2

      @@lazergurka-smerlin6561 might be american? Not sure either

    • @fireflames09
      @fireflames09 3 года назад +3

      It was the PERFECT cameo!

  • @Nobody134
    @Nobody134 3 года назад +523

    My personal favorite:
    “Honey, have you seen the baby?”
    “No, I think he’s outside.”
    “You fool.”

    • @medossadebt3840
      @medossadebt3840 3 года назад +7

      Pfft like u have parents Lmao

    • @vinnster4151
      @vinnster4151 3 года назад +4

      medoss adebt THAT SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN FUNNY BUT IT WAS HAHAHAHA

    • @TumbleHood
      @TumbleHood 3 года назад +1

      Mine too

    • @invest-i-gator8896
      @invest-i-gator8896 3 года назад

      Mine was oh no you spilled your milk you’ve killed us all one

    • @JackAttack65
      @JackAttack65 3 года назад

      You fool
      *I have 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS*

  • @shavranotheferanox7809
    @shavranotheferanox7809 9 месяцев назад +1

    how did i only now realise he got tom scott to voice the charecter in the perfect joke?

  • @ProbablyBacon
    @ProbablyBacon Год назад +3

    I feel like the perfect asdfmovie would just be a guy observing bread and being really confused

  • @zealiketea
    @zealiketea 3 года назад +501

    "Babies can't walk, but this one's technically not walking, he's just flailing in a direction."
    best line of the video

    • @lenzo1gaming
      @lenzo1gaming 3 года назад +1

      But what is walking if not flailing in a direction?

  • @JayDeeIsMyName
    @JayDeeIsMyName Год назад +4

    Hearing TomSka calling it "As-Dif-Movie" is like a historical moment in itself. I've known about it for years, yet I always called it A-S-D-F-movie.

  • @SuperGamersgames
    @SuperGamersgames 3 года назад +1997

    Not gonna lie, that was the most perfect asdfmovie joke ever.

    • @gabytole1305
      @gabytole1305 3 года назад +37

      I like a lot of them, but even I have to admit it is pretty good. Definitely top 5

    • @itsjustcam247
      @itsjustcam247 3 года назад +26

      And Tom bloody Scott!!

    • @MoKuZai
      @MoKuZai 3 года назад +7

      maybe if it started with the guy jumping off the building saying a funny quote

    • @harryj6876
      @harryj6876 3 года назад

      I agree

    • @TheRainbowZip
      @TheRainbowZip 2 года назад

      Of all time

  • @Forgemane
    @Forgemane 3 года назад +478

    My favorite is
    "Honey, I'm pregnant!"
    Camera pans over to her girlfriend.
    "Uhhh, I can explain."

    • @benedictdakirby9919
      @benedictdakirby9919 3 года назад +15

      Or
      Hungry: hi dad im hungry
      Dad: hi hungry, im dad
      Hungry: why did you name me this way?

    • @tree_ee
      @tree_ee 3 года назад +1

      Those are two of my favourites

  • @-syntaxerrorguy7-10
    @-syntaxerrorguy7-10 Год назад +4

    My favourite asdfmovie sketch was definitely "egg"

  • @kellanlevi5663
    @kellanlevi5663 2 года назад +1

    Tomska content is fun bc it's fun to watch people talk about things they like and goddamn does Tom like talking about himself

  • @quasarm825
    @quasarm825 3 года назад +702

    My favorite is:
    “Dad, I’m gay”
    “I have no son”
    “ *GASP* This isn’t my house”

    • @phxed
      @phxed 3 года назад +11

      One of the best up there, with the "you're fired, you can't fire me I quit" etc.

    • @quasarm825
      @quasarm825 3 года назад +6

      @@phxed exactly, asdf 12 was an instant classic

    • @neonblade8591
      @neonblade8591 3 года назад +2

      @Mario AWOOOOOOOOO

    • @neonblade8591
      @neonblade8591 3 года назад +1

      @Mario omnomnomnomnomnomnom

    • @leonfergozi
      @leonfergozi 3 года назад

      299 like you are very welcome,300 like

  • @davinurfer183
    @davinurfer183 3 года назад +364

    “Which according to the Geneva Convention, makes me a war crimina- oh”

    • @First_LastName
      @First_LastName 3 года назад +3

      Geneva Convention?
      More like Geneva Suggestion.😎
      (I didn’t create this joke tho)

    • @davinurfer183
      @davinurfer183 3 года назад

      First & last Name it is only a suggestion if your suggesting you wanna be killed

  • @ari-ginsberg
    @ari-ginsberg 2 года назад +2

    That's actually the best one I've ever seen I actually belly laughed at that shit. Fucking perfect. You actually did it.

  • @ThatDiamondGuy1565
    @ThatDiamondGuy1565 Год назад +2

    We need a compilation of every youtuber cameo in asdfmovie!

  • @BlackGryph0n
    @BlackGryph0n 3 года назад +1244

    Beep Beep... Thanks for not killing the sheep. ^^;