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- Опубликовано: 24 июл 2024
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Over TWO hours of the top posts from r/Minecraftmemes Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
Robin ► / @itsboobin
Jack ► / @jaymick
Lexi ► / @thelexikitty
Robin | run as fast as you can: 00:00:00
Jack | Houston sucks!: 00:11:43
Robin | NOT LIKE THIS: 00:29:36
Jack | what...????? - jack: 00:44:44
Lexi | click to drip: 00:57:45
Jack | how do you make a bedrock: 01:05:01
Robin | NO FISHING: 01:20:01
Jack | minecraft biomes be like: : 01:29:53
Robin | do it: 01:41:01
Jack | hmmmmmmmm: 01:50:48 
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For the "I dyed my bed red" one, its because originally beds only came in red, until they added dyed ones.
Yeah. I remember 1.12 vividly (no pun intended) and now we’re waiting for 1.21. Crazy how time flies
@@Firesword610how the hell did they “miss the joke”
They literally just explained the joke for people who didn’t get it
@@killedbycrit yeah I remember when 1.12 was the newest version
@@whoisanarnbI remember full release 1.8
0:35
"no adult plays Minecraft"
HermitCraft: are we a joke to you?
Also worth remembering is that despite his preference for children, Dream is also an adult.
Every Minecraft hardcore RUclipsr is also a adult
The life series:
Old Minecraft RUclipsrs that still play Minecraft:
Philza Minecraft has a wife.
"I kill glow squids for fun."
"Dude that's so mean. What did they do to you?"
"They won the mob vote."
11:11 having one llama on the roof and one in the ground really sells it
0:46 toby fox: lets make an achievement for donating hundreds of gold to a dog
Do you mean Temmie?
@@andistansbury4366 no no, a dog.
It was one of the console achievements i believe.
PS4 Achievement "Dognation Level 20"
@@andistansbury4366 the dog shrine in the play station versions
undertale is all progression achievements except for the dognation ones
10:20 fun fact, in the files of older Minecraft versions, this pointerless compass is what it looked like in items.png
11:17 👏SPOT👏 ON👏PERFORMANCE
A neat trick I found for backtracking out of a large cave system is that if place my torches on the left hand side of the wall and save an iron pick I can dig my way back to the surface.
Mending
I mean this is basically what we used back in the day before coordinates, always place torches on the right side so when you walk back you know where to go
same
9:25 this meme has inspired a joke where, in every world where I actually get around to building a house, there's one room that's made entirely of furnaces. it's always a fun project, and it makes you appreciate cobblestone a lot more!
1:21 I remember years ago around 2018, there was a video leaking the caves and cliffs update. I remember it clearly having alex and Steve exploring the caves with the exact video they used in Minecraft live. There was a real Minecraft leak but now I can’t find it
10:28 mixed slabs already exist, push a slab onto another slab at the world border
Reminder to all viewers: This is a complication of videos that were covered by multiple people on the Emkay channel
Compilation*
gammer@@whoisanarnb
Idk it seems pretty complicated to me
Hope it wasn’t too complicated
I can't spill@@expgaming3658
"We want all hostile mobs to be fictional"
Are spiders not real?
The silverfish post is real. I have explained to more than 10 people that silverfish are a real thing and they're quite comon. That's a lot, since I don't like starting conversations.
no
well, GIANT SPIDERS in the same way minecraft has them aren't
Have you ever heard of a goliath birdeater. The name says it all.
@@archamedies616 ever been to Australia?
22:32 Big oven trying to make all households have more than one oven.
Meanwhile: Markiplier has 5 ovens. none of which are an air fryer.
7:47 Make a totem farm and bring them all back.
9:22 - “I AM A WOMAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!” 😂
7:22 for anyone wondering, let me explain:
For example: 22w13a
the first number is the year, so it would be 2022
"w" means week, so it would be week 13, the 13th week of the year
the last letter is the version of the snapshot, in this example, it would be 1, since a is the 1st letter of the alphabet
THANKS
Why does this make so much sense?
Thank you
67w93a
@@Fungicide 93rd week of the year?
My only problem with keep inventory is that I play on bedrock..
It disables achievements
well I can't do anything but here's some cheese
i played bedrock to this sucked
Im playing on bedrock too and its suffering its fun only with friends
I don't know how to log in for my Microsoft account on bedrock so i cant earn achievements anyways :(
@@CheeseSummoner Nooo- N-N-NOT THE CHEESE. AAAAAAAHHHHHGGG
40:38 - Everybody knows Ward is the best C418 disk.
4:23 i love the spider one, that's a good prank. Time to troll heheheheHEHEHE
"Baby ghast exists, now what" Me: poke the soft spot on it's head
yes
It's whole head is the soft spot
Can we talk about how amazing Robin's Grunkle Stan voice is at 1:28:18
Fr
30:14 and those freakin laser snipers they call bows and arrows
I choked on my muffin when I heard this
4:39 yes it is very important I need to make my horse indestructible.
ngl i would watch the emkay crew play minecraft with the simple voice chat and a few other thing. id think its be funny to watch and see what they build
YES I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE
this right here oh my GOD
Those few techno references got me right in the heart
can you reply with timestamps because i'm not searching for them in a 2 HOUR VIDEO
Bro fr 😭 like I was half listening while drawing and I heard Techno blades name and perked up
Tru bruh they hit hard
@@ilikotsagareishvili9364no
this is a smart person.
The back you learn something to do every day is really true. I didn’t know there was a new secret room in the desert temple. I just got Minecraft. I need to check that out now.
2:56 Bro I have that dog picture! XD 😂😂😂
SAMURAI DOG!!!
The way Robbin pronounces Grain as gree-arn kills me-
this is sarcasn right?
@@niilaw no
grian is supposed to be pronounced gree-an
@@niilaw yeah, Ik, be robin says it “gree arn” and exaggerates the r
@@RAJF24mk
4:06, gold can make golden carrots, the best food for general use, gold armor pieces also can make normal piglins not aggro you, and they can be used for IIRC light pressure plates which probably have some use these days
Yes! Also I use clocks when underground now because.... phantoms
Also bartering with piglins and powered rails.
2:05 it’s pronounced like al-lay
When people say they got Minecraft for $10:
What if I told you it could be free
In the Dogé one, I like how Dinnerbone is literally the buff Dogé, but upside down!
You guys should do r/distressingmemes, the subreddit's title explains it all
Most of it is too not-kid-friendly to have on the channel tho :/
r/distressingmemes users when they get schizophrenia _(it was nothing like the memes)_
56:57 the correct answer is the the 3 railway engines! Also if you do every impression, you are a legend. The grunkle Stan impression was the most believable. I had to replay it 3 times to see if it was the real actor or you.
30:01
Robin: ‘Gree-on’
Me: *YHS flashbacks*
Incredible how this man can never notice the same meme being in here four times, and react to every one like he's never seen them before.
It’s not one person, this is a compilation of a bunch of episodes, it’s a lot of different people, Damien, Jack, Robin, Lexi. (Note, not all of these people were in this compilation)
I understand your confusion, their voices are oddly similar
this is multiple different narrators
For the achievement one at 0:52 , I thought the people would like to know there's an achievement in Borderlands 3 called Florida Man obtained by blowing yourself up with your own grenade.
I remember on my kindle I was just playing Minecraft and then the texture update took place. I was so confused but just accepted it.
I had babysitters when my mom had to work. The 2nd to last one's name was Kristina, and had to move because her boyfriend was in the military. On the last time she babysitted us, before we went to sleep, I asked if she could make a house on Minecraft using my kindle. I still have that world, and I have a copy.
6:32 as someone who plays both, this is the best meme i’ve seen in a while.
19:00 it says never gonna give you up
Edit: of course as soon as I type this and press play he tells the joke
It just happened to me to
I didn't even get to figure it out before it played the music, upsetting
7:03 A minecraft world is about 60,000,000,000 (60 billion) blocks wide and long and 384 blocks tall. This means that there are about 1.38240000E+24 (~1.4 septillion) coordinates in the average minecraft world. If it took you one second per coordinate (which is very fast) it would still take you 4.38056126E+16 (~43.86 quadrillion) years to say them all. The universe is believed to last for about 1,000,000,000,000 (100 trillion) years, this means that it would take you around 43,805 times longer than *our universe will exist* to say them all.
I think that I'm correct but tell me if I'm wrong.
(facepalms not even 10 words in) WHY DOES IT SAY BILLION???
@@thanhtamnguyenthi7073 its not its 60 million by 60 million
@@thanhtamnguyenthi7073 because that is.. accurate? The only exception I can think of is legacy console editions.. maybe.
Do you mean 60,000,000 from 0,-64,0 or 60,000,000 from corner to corner? Because if the former, the equation is actually 120,000,000×384×120,000,000
Oh my god that is insanity
5:00 I loved the meme, but the "why are you reading the watermark" in the corner almost got me
1:40 about exact tempo for straight flying lol
10:15 oh no if one witch hunt's another witch then grab your popcorn
Old thing I used to do in Minecraft was make sand and gravel unable to fall.
Worked like a charm!
I miss this, it was so useful
The achievement percentages are for Bedrock Edition, where you only get achievements if you play in survival without cheats. The 33% of people only play creative (or servers, or with keepInventory (which counts as a cheat))
I usually place like 5-10 torches around the entrance to any fork in my path while walking through a cave so there's no way to mistake which way is back.
42:28 Why does robin think we are all flat earthers?
1:14 torch side method doesn't work anymore the caves are too big and twisty and interwoven
The bedrock wither, the scarier one, has double the health of the Java wither, with other, extra attacks.
6:41 this is unrelated but I love how they put shadow of the colossus in there, it's such a forgotten game that I don't see people talking about much anymore.
14:40 Infinite blaze rods here I come!
1:28:20 I burst out laughing at the Stan impression, it's so perfect
love how i watched the entire video without skipping
my head hurts
1:05:22 seems like the perfect time to record an audio and make it into a video to send to my servermates
4:09 Golden carrots, piglin trades, golden apples can also be used to cure villagers, night vision potions from golden carrots, powered rails.
0:29 thats the orginal bed color
4:11 theres also powered rails, clocks, golden carrots, glistering melons, armor trims, blocks for beacon, piglin bartering, armor to not piss of piglins, shall I continue?
13:44 i like how there are so many wither storm memes but no minecraft story mode memes
14:40 one rod means infinite rods. Mine log, turn log into 4 wood, 4 wood into 8 sticks. One rod into 2 powder. 2 powder and 2 stick into 2 sticks I don’t think I need to keep going
Only 10% Lexi? Unacceptable
Noo we love robin and lexi
One thing to note, hardcore is really easy to cheat. If you die, all you need to do is go to spectator mod, open to Lan to enable cheats, and then change the game mode back to survival using cheats. If your death is really bullshit, most players won't even consider this actual cheating, but anything past that and people will judgmentally glare at you.
3:05 To me, this means you are giving the clay to the villager, and then he smelts it and gives it back to you for free. 😂
6:34 bro so true, like 30 minutes in terraria would get you at most 2 accessories
1:40 he doesnt know
He really needs to know…. Anyway imma DASH out
Omg idk why but i felt so annoyed by that
S T R A I G H T F L Y
Remember, Instant respawn lets you respawn in hardcore
Q
Fun fact about minecraft: It used to be possible to CRAFT ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES, All it took was The same recipe as Golden apples, but instead of Gold Ingots, you used Gold BLOCKS, So A Apple in the center, surrounded on ALL sides by Golden Blocks in the crafting table
People be like: Sniffer will bring lore, an archeology update, an ancient times update, new plants which'll give you 700 thousand effects, a new house and a car.
What sniffer actually gave: Useless stew and decorations and the archeology update just gave us A BUNCH OF USELESS SLABS.
15:51 It is. Chewtle and Drednaw are snappers, pretty much.
Aren't they based on snapping turtles?
@@MinTea14 IIRC, yes. Hence the comment that a snapping turtle is in Pokémon. I was on mobile, so I used "snapper" to shorten it.
7:43 the jeb sheep
19:03 OH MY GOD I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD IT...
I CAN'T BELIVE I GOT RICK ROLLED BY SOME FUNKING CUBES
8:29 probably becuase they only play in creative so they get no achievements
6:33 Not true, actually. By this point a good player should know to grab some of that sweet loot from the Corruption or Crimson - having a Musket or the Undertaker is really helpful so early on. Also, speedrunners nowadays skip it all together and just use a funny statue head to get a Zenith pre-boss.
Man, i remember when pocket edition had barely any redstone things, not even repeators.
Jack:"how much did you pay for Minecraft?"
Me:F R E E
A really easy thing i like to do in order not to get lost while caving is to always carry a notebook on me with all cordinates to important landmarks: Home, Cave, Village, Nether Portal, End Portal, etc. You can also make a seperate notebook for the Nether and the End, however i would strongly encourage having multiple copies of the same book incase you die and loss it.
if blaze rods are [rods] and ender pearls are eggs, then is a blaze powder sperm and an eye of ender an embryo?
The ender pearl is an alien pearl
Fun fact: pearls form when something enters the clam's mouth
And the shulker is the closest to a clam in minecraft (hard shell with soft creature inside) AND every now and then an endermite (the thing that entered the clam/shulker's mouth) poppes out of the pearl
7:57 A friend of mine fell in the end without anything, and apparently somehow punched the dragon to death with his fists without destroying a single end crystal
24:19 Tell me you've never played Skyblock without telling me you've never played Skyblock
1:28:55 Minecraft Wii U
Cool. I’m scared of your friend.
@puppythewingedwuskyshepered
@@Spearmint4 He says "Heh"
@@minecraftexpertstudios7368 cool. I don’t want to meet your friend because I’m scared of them. This isn’t a threat, I’m just very terrified of your friend.
Me to the how many war crimes have you committed in minecraft: I’ve lost count
I have a couple mods that give use to the nether star for creating end game tools and weapons. To make all 4 tools (aside from hoe) you need to smelt four "dark netherite sword" which are made with netherite blocks and that singular sentence just brought back a week of painful memories. Grian's TNT method helped, yes but good god was it painful.
why do kids say first what the hell
first reply
second reply
third reply
Fourth reply
stopping this chain in its tracks rn, no matter how much you try to fix this it will never be perfect again.
I am happy to announce that, after a long time of saving up money, I can no longer relate to the "My Computer Bad" memes. And I wish you the best
The wither in bedrock is a literal monster to fight. It attacks faster, has a bigger explosion radius, wayyy more health, shoots more often, does 2 hearts more damage, and it doesn't get stuck underneath the end portal in the end.
16:07 I blame Jack for the sniffer winning and being absolutely useless
8:01 killed me 💀💀💀
This channel truly mines us some diamond content here :D
44:21 The Wither has 600 Hearts in Bedrock but only 150 in Java, It moves so much more in bedrock, You can't just trap it in a cave and kill it easily, It will spawn 4 wither skeletons when it reaches to half of it's health. That's All I remember right now. I will update it if I remembered anything.
3:23 some of the mob vote losers like the crab are being added anyways, this might mean that the mobvotes could be coming to an end or just a vote for who gets added first
4:59 i read the watermark because yes.
11:56 that "✨Shut upp✨" Was glorious
I want the “feed the machine” mob vote thing to happen again, but this time it would work
2:15 the allay is useless because it’s just a hopper that can only hold one item, and the copper golem is amazing
Netherack
Emerald
Vine
Emerald
Redstone
Gold
Oak
Netherack
Netherack
Andesite
Gold
Iron
Vine
Emerald
Yellow
Oak
U
U
Prismarine
It's "N E V E R G O N N A G I V E Y O U U P"
What would you rather have?:
Sniffer: Seeds, flowers,... Ok
Rascal: Play hide and seek and you'll get a enchanted Pickaxe!
Tuff Golem: I'll hold that for you!
i would have rather gotten the tuff golem because they are cuter than the massive six legged grass tortoises and the goblin rogues
1:34:31 The weirdest thing about this is the Influx Waver, Arkhails, and Diamond Bunny all from Terraria.
this meme came a lil bit late
1:56
We have 2 hours? Crazy
crazy? İ was crazy once... they locked me İn a room. a rubber room full of rats. and rats make me crazy
@@Zachyshowscrazy?I was crazy one!they locked me in a room.A rubber room.A rubber room with rats.And rats make me crazy.
As you dig down, once you're lost either dig straight up or
/gamemode sp (spectator for newer versions)
8:23 it’s probably because a lot of players only play creative, have only made worlds with cheats on, or only play servers, all of which remove achievements from being unlocked
At 10:06 what about spiders they are not fantasy characters?
But the spiders are big tho
But you should kill silverfish. because