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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @anthpo
    @anthpo 4 года назад +40415

    I love how casual the acting is

    • @andrewcampbellmcdonald3530
      @andrewcampbellmcdonald3530 4 года назад +1640

      its feels like improv but somehow scripted at the same time

    • @Sulph023
      @Sulph023 4 года назад +843

      the magic of tomska

    • @blueninja012
      @blueninja012 4 года назад +426

      oh, hi! your birthday was great! I can't believe you even got the real pewdiepie!

    • @adopemehacks1072
      @adopemehacks1072 4 года назад +102

      :0 your here i love your videos!

    • @getnaenaed4222
      @getnaenaed4222 4 года назад +66

      birth happy

  • @sayhibobbi
    @sayhibobbi 4 года назад +3880

    Vampire: Can I come out?
    Tom: Already did that sketch.

  • @gnumpoetu715
    @gnumpoetu715 4 года назад +4602

    the deadpan delivery of “Oh no. This is much worse” is fantastic

    • @AriesZero
      @AriesZero 4 года назад +60

      That's just the cherry on top of this whole video

    • @snovaspectre2
      @snovaspectre2 4 года назад +87

      I especially love the
      "Im a jehovahs witness"
      " *what* "

    • @borealis327
      @borealis327 4 года назад +15

      @@snovaspectre2 This always gets me ngl

    • @shadowsoul2498
      @shadowsoul2498 4 года назад +17

      The way he said “what” got me

    • @jimboringo9958
      @jimboringo9958 4 года назад +8

      FieryPinkSapphire 9196 WOT

  • @enderslice8378
    @enderslice8378 3 года назад +7269

    "Heres your three cheeses
    WITH A FREE JESUS"
    -Line that never made the cut

    • @Turnaround72
      @Turnaround72 3 года назад +50

      New video

    • @stephaniesnedden4849
      @stephaniesnedden4849 3 года назад +133

      It's in one man 27 impressions

    • @Therealpunksheldon
      @Therealpunksheldon 3 года назад +107

      @@stephaniesnedden4849 it is, but it was originally a line in this

    • @Superbug-tf8zy
      @Superbug-tf8zy 3 года назад +42

      @@Therealpunksheldon Before the entire thing was remade, i would have paid to see that previous sketch tho.

    • @sadistfurret4205
      @sadistfurret4205 3 года назад +11

      I didn't want to have to do this but... *cheeses

  • @chrystianodell1344
    @chrystianodell1344 4 года назад +4756

    Tom doesn't want to admit it but this really happened and he's salty about it.

    • @yulianadzyurbil7937
      @yulianadzyurbil7937 4 года назад +153

      Considering that his parents were/(idk if they still are?) JW... Not only this might have happened but Tom could have been the "vampire"

    • @EddheadAce
      @EddheadAce 4 года назад +34

      This was his true upbringing

    • @godlikefish1193
      @godlikefish1193 4 года назад +17

      stabbing and all

    • @pogbox3609
      @pogbox3609 4 года назад +3

      oh my goodness are you ok dude, you’re getting spammed with bots!

    • @tourmelion9221
      @tourmelion9221 4 года назад +1

      @@pogbox3609 the poor guy

  • @waningbloom
    @waningbloom 4 года назад +1114

    “Can I come in, I want to play Wii Sports.”
    -A Jehovah’s Witness in a Vampire Costume

    • @youknow2145
      @youknow2145 4 года назад +2

      i laughed so hard in that part

    • @sushi4o2
      @sushi4o2 4 года назад +5

      The "gay" Jehovah's fitness in a vampire costume

    • @mme.veronica735
      @mme.veronica735 4 года назад +2

      @@sushi4o2 Well he might be in the closet regarding his gender identity

  • @EchoGillette
    @EchoGillette 4 года назад +23836

    This feels like it could be a clip from a full show about an average man navigating a mildly strange world.

    • @andotus7637
      @andotus7637 4 года назад +703

      We need this

    • @radhaiyer98
      @radhaiyer98 4 года назад +245

      Yes please

    • @niallpjw4412
      @niallpjw4412 4 года назад +174

      someone should make that

    • @kiirsttx
      @kiirsttx 4 года назад +67

      Yay Echo! I love your channel 💕

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 4 года назад +82

      So... Gravity Falls? The Owl House?

  • @ExplodingJellyfish
    @ExplodingJellyfish 3 года назад +4607

    Every time he said "Ye-.. No." He was technically correct.
    He wasnt a vampire
    And he wasnt in the box

    • @wolfkie637
      @wolfkie637 3 года назад +12

      @OverPower Ellis right

    • @matthewborgen5018
      @matthewborgen5018 3 года назад +10

      You right

    • @JulieWinchester
      @JulieWinchester 3 года назад +34

      I wonder how he fit a horse in that box though

    • @aperson5215
      @aperson5215 3 года назад +49

      @@JulieWinchester probably Because it was a hyper intelligent horse person... Which wouldn't make sense Because I'm a person

    • @VortexBladesX
      @VortexBladesX 3 года назад +8

      @@aperson5215 I love it 👍🐴

  • @Void_Echoes
    @Void_Echoes 4 года назад +8110

    “Why do you wanna come in?”
    “Play Wii Sports”
    That’s a compelling offer, not gonna lie

  • @truebornseeker9767
    @truebornseeker9767 4 года назад +4944

    The teeth making the actor who played the “vampire” sound more slurred just somehow makes it funnier????

    • @payne267
      @payne267 4 года назад +16

      @Aidan Hall I love the russianbadger pfp you got

    • @actorious9646
      @actorious9646 4 года назад +4

      :)

    • @williamafton2267
      @williamafton2267 4 года назад +1

      I think its Caddy from Caddicarus

    • @rageblade233
      @rageblade233 4 года назад +1

      He sounds like a less nasally sounding Glootie from Rick and Morty.

    • @timlangley7169
      @timlangley7169 4 года назад +3

      I thought he sounds like the male Holly from Red Dwarf

  • @ToastyXmmX
    @ToastyXmmX 4 года назад +4118

    Vamp: “It was a present”
    Tom: “what was it?”
    Vamp: “horse”
    In the distance: I lOvE iT

  • @sevengnomesinatrenchcoat
    @sevengnomesinatrenchcoat 3 года назад +8808

    "can i come in?"
    "no."
    "can i... come out?"
    "if you want?"
    "not ready."

    • @highwaytoheaven99
      @highwaytoheaven99 3 года назад +223

      I got that part just now, reading this comment.
      Yeah, I'm stupid.

    • @Soleial
      @Soleial 3 года назад +104

      n e i t h e r a m i

    • @sevengnomesinatrenchcoat
      @sevengnomesinatrenchcoat 3 года назад +45

      @@Soleial same ._.

    • @Laplace3060
      @Laplace3060 3 года назад +222

      The fact that he turns out to be a jehovas witness makes this funnier

    • @OctyabrAprelya
      @OctyabrAprelya 3 года назад +37

      @@Laplace3060 _Ohhhh. That's Why!!!_
      -Me.

  • @sirapple589
    @sirapple589 4 года назад +4780

    The deadpan delivery of “Oh no. This is much worse” is fantastic.
    It literally had me laughing out loud.
    You certainly haven’t lost your touch.

    • @NuSpirit_
      @NuSpirit_ 4 года назад +5

      Same here :D

    • @hzfg
      @hzfg 4 года назад +25

      @@salee9343 Yes tomska the biggest fan of fortnite montages

    • @Fin3866
      @Fin3866 4 года назад +8

      i was laughing out loud for the entire 3 minutes and 1 second of it.

    • @LordArod
      @LordArod 4 года назад +1

      This.

    • @tallname8531
      @tallname8531 4 года назад +1

      Yeah just this

  • @Joenah5
    @Joenah5 4 года назад +4354

    Since he's a Jehovah's Witness, that would explain why he wasn't ready to come out.

    • @avocadox2730
      @avocadox2730 4 года назад +141

      it’s all falling into place

    • @cybersaiyan9596
      @cybersaiyan9596 4 года назад +101

      oh, yeah. it's all coming together.

    • @Sylfa
      @Sylfa 4 года назад +35

      @@cybersaiyan9596 Pretty sure that's the opposite of what he will be doing unless he's ready to accept who he is.

    • @cybersaiyan9596
      @cybersaiyan9596 4 года назад +13

      @@Sylfa fair enough

    • @WeBlanchin
      @WeBlanchin 4 года назад +2

      Yes

  • @dejEtack
    @dejEtack 4 года назад +2402

    Remember kids: Never stab a gift horse in the mouth.

    • @wooblydooblygod3857
      @wooblydooblygod3857 4 года назад +20

      N E V E R G I F T A N O R S E I N T H E M O U T H

    • @BoltMoonSteven
      @BoltMoonSteven 4 года назад +6

      ah, I see you are men of culture as well

    • @KissedByFire16
      @KissedByFire16 4 года назад +6

      never gift a horse

    • @nerosoul2506
      @nerosoul2506 4 года назад +3

      @@wooblydooblygod3857 ah thank god for tumblr

    • @ldbonq
      @ldbonq 3 года назад

      Never gift a horse in the mouth

  • @CindyDijkema
    @CindyDijkema 4 года назад +3089

    "Can i gemme ball?"
    "Nah im 'keepin it"
    **angy stomp >:(**

    • @KushagraPratap
      @KushagraPratap 3 года назад +26

      That was so cute

    • @Dead25m
      @Dead25m 3 года назад +20

      I mean, he did break TomSka's fabergé egg, so, pretty fair honestly.

    • @papairplane
      @papairplane 3 года назад +6

      Please give him back the ball

    • @KushagraPratap
      @KushagraPratap 3 года назад +5

      @@papairplane :thatBunnySayingNoGIF:

    • @abuescalera
      @abuescalera 10 месяцев назад

      His mind: i angy ass fuk

  • @doddleoddle
    @doddleoddle 4 года назад +2785

    this is MUCH WORSE

  • @bluebirdanne5365
    @bluebirdanne5365 4 года назад +1602

    Bram Stoker's 'Dracula', 2020. A critically acclaimed adaptation.

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 4 года назад +9

      "oh no! This is much worse." - Rolling Stone

    • @Skulldude-yj9kg
      @Skulldude-yj9kg 4 года назад +1

      *BOT SPOTTED*

    • @corgs-1
      @corgs-1 4 года назад +1

      this is clearly an exact enactment of the acclaimed swedish novel by john lindqvist: let the right one in

    • @Sweg177
      @Sweg177 4 года назад +1

      The first episode was awesome ..2nd episode was meh .. and the 3rd one was worse than got season 8

    • @snipee9655
      @snipee9655 4 года назад

      @RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕЕХ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! SHES... BACK

  • @The_Cookeh
    @The_Cookeh 4 года назад +5390

    I love how (spoilers) when tom lets him in he makes him a cup of tea
    British manners at its finest

    • @somanyangles6039
      @somanyangles6039 4 года назад +222

      And the surprised way he say's "Oh Sh!t" implies he didn't even notice himself doing it.

    • @judgment5090
      @judgment5090 4 года назад +158

      It isn’t even manners, it’s just Instinct

    • @Sun_shiner11
      @Sun_shiner11 4 года назад +16

      @@judgment5090 very true

    • @geckogaming7910
      @geckogaming7910 4 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @reubnn3386
      @reubnn3386 4 года назад +2

      @@judgment5090 true dat

  • @Jorpda
    @Jorpda 4 года назад +429

    I would’ve been tempted to let him in after he said he wanted to play Wii Sports

  • @orionzspark
    @orionzspark 4 года назад +5827

    "can I come out?"
    "yes"
    "not ready"
    the gay panic

  • @Tobyrox
    @Tobyrox 4 года назад +3104

    “Can I come in”
    “No”
    “Can I come out?”
    “If you want”
    “No i’m not ready”
    *Genius*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +9

      HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening bü

    • @nah6024
      @nah6024 4 года назад +68

      of course he's not ready. He's a jehovah's witness

    • @Pixelusually
      @Pixelusually 4 года назад +20

      @@AxxLAfriku what does this have anything to do with this comment

    • @katejaceldo1162
      @katejaceldo1162 4 года назад +1

      Wait but he’s also a Jehovah’s Witness

    • @NuclearTopSpot
      @NuclearTopSpot 4 года назад +12

      @@Pixelusually He's spamming this shit all over. Has been for a while

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 4 года назад +4387

    Why can't he come in

    • @ZELDAMAN1000
      @ZELDAMAN1000 4 года назад +35

      Hehehe

    • @HuntSD
      @HuntSD 4 года назад +46

      @Benjamin Armitage Spoilers....

    • @elizabeth5561
      @elizabeth5561 4 года назад +53

      He broke the damn egg.
      *(Turn on subtitles)*

    • @Vinegarrehottie
      @Vinegarrehottie 4 года назад +16

      Because He's a Jehovah's witness.

    • @eas7192
      @eas7192 4 года назад +17

      @@HuntSD annnnnnnnnnddddddddd thats why u dont read the comments before watching

  • @sbeb8414
    @sbeb8414 3 года назад +224

    "Have you heard the teachings of Jesus Christ?"
    *Holds up Armagedeon*

    • @thewick-j1837
      @thewick-j1837 3 года назад +7

      It's banned AWAKE! This vampire is not a good witness. Tsk Tsk

    • @taipansghost
      @taipansghost 2 года назад +1

      @@thewick-j1837 huh I dont us handing out awakes, mostly watchtowers and those small pamphlets. But then again I've been POMO for 18 years

  • @ezra6094
    @ezra6094 4 года назад +3050

    A gay Jehovah’s witness vampire? Now I’ve seen it all...

    • @stugod5000
      @stugod5000 4 года назад +81

      I smell sitcom

    • @chrishoggarth6764
      @chrishoggarth6764 4 года назад +32

      DIO

    • @anirvana
      @anirvana 4 года назад +55

      You thought it was a Jehova's Witness, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO! *WRRRRRRRYYYYY!!!*

    • @Gfreak250
      @Gfreak250 4 года назад +45

      He's only a Closet Gay Jehovah's Witness. Not actually a Vampire

    • @michaeljones8495
      @michaeljones8495 4 года назад +3

      All I need is the vampire part.

  • @golaco237
    @golaco237 4 года назад +14411

    Casual reminder that Tom was raised a Jehovah's Witness, which makes that last joke 100x better.

  • @alvinxd614
    @alvinxd614 4 года назад +1637

    Sorry, are you a vampire.
    Ye- No!
    That's like me answering a question at school.

    • @charencewong6183
      @charencewong6183 4 года назад +2

      Anna Gelnerová, are you a vampire? Sounds like you are.

    • @mercurion-e5t
      @mercurion-e5t 4 года назад +1

      Charence Wong um ye-NO I’m not a vampire at all. can i come in?

    • @pedslapchat
      @pedslapchat 4 года назад +1

      hahah same

    • @igneousorgan6435
      @igneousorgan6435 4 года назад

      When an abusive mom asks if you hate her but you remember she can beat your @$$

  • @Arofeb
    @Arofeb 3 года назад +132

    What makes this skit ending much more hilarious is that Tom was raised as a J.W

  • @AwesomeCrow-oj2zu
    @AwesomeCrow-oj2zu 4 года назад +3340

    Is anyone else questioning why Tom has christmas lights in his house.

    • @Zadamanim
      @Zadamanim 4 года назад +135

      maybe this was filmed ages ago

    • @thatbitchnoemie
      @thatbitchnoemie 4 года назад +123

      Cause he's secretly a VSCO girl.

    • @lali2796
      @lali2796 4 года назад +32

      @@thatbitchnoemie oh no I thought they were dead

    • @fran-wk3nq
      @fran-wk3nq 4 года назад +36

      Because it’s Christmas 365 days a year

    • @cannoncorn8557
      @cannoncorn8557 4 года назад +16

      Zadamanim Tom doesn’t celebrate Christmas I thought

  • @kaichi23
    @kaichi23 4 года назад +855

    This becomes significantly funnier when you know that Tomska comes from a Jehovah's witness household

  • @theguyman256
    @theguyman256 4 года назад +6828

    "Can I come in?"
    "No."
    "Can I come out?"
    "If you want."
    "Not ready."

  • @JakBaronKing
    @JakBaronKing 3 года назад +121

    This is literally an episode of “What we do in the shadows.”

  • @cerberus6987
    @cerberus6987 4 года назад +541

    "Don't stab the box :("
    *box gets stabbed*
    "You stabbed my box :c"

    • @Sumraketti
      @Sumraketti 4 года назад +6

      Yeah i watched the same video

    • @arfyThewarfle
      @arfyThewarfle 4 года назад +1

      This part was some what cute to me

  • @Com3t-JnLnn
    @Com3t-JnLnn 4 года назад +6136

    Every time he says “Ye-. No” he’s technically not lying.

  • @JRoeseph
    @JRoeseph 4 года назад +3728

    All of TomSka's sketches are top-tier. Quick, witty, creative humor. Even the """bad""" ones are still hella good. This is the kind of content I miss in my feed.

    • @miragecinemas9335
      @miragecinemas9335 4 года назад +13

      Agreed.

    • @earthtominiryu
      @earthtominiryu 4 года назад +7

      ikr!

    • @tinx713
      @tinx713 4 года назад +50

      I do miss 2008 RUclips where it was all a gold mine of simple yet hilarious comedy sketches made by amateur RUclipsrs. I’m glad TomSka is still around to fill in that void

    • @graydoor7718
      @graydoor7718 4 года назад +1

      +100 agreement

    • @minderbart1
      @minderbart1 4 года назад +1

      @@tinx713 well there is still doormonster

  • @joshplays1444
    @joshplays1444 4 года назад +5208

    "I'm not a vampire"
    "then what are you?"
    "I'm a Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the teachings of Jesus Christ"
    "Oh no this is much worse"

  • @Doubl_Troubl
    @Doubl_Troubl 4 года назад +1664

    Let’s be honest, we all thought Tom was gonna die. The ending was much scarier though

    • @Skulldude-yj9kg
      @Skulldude-yj9kg 4 года назад +11

      BOT IN THE COMMENT REPORT NOW

    • @IdaeChop
      @IdaeChop 4 года назад +11

      @@FoxBlocksHere they're a bot. They dont want to be reported, which im gonna do

    • @stormtrooper1315
      @stormtrooper1315 4 года назад +1

      Nah it was funny

    • @Tearintime
      @Tearintime 4 года назад +3

      Tom is a master of subversion

    • @richardgibson8403
      @richardgibson8403 4 года назад +1

      Amazing Username it was much worse

  • @felucca
    @felucca 4 года назад +2549

    1:00 Love how the subtitles specify what the ball breaks is a fabergé egg

    • @dextercritten6167
      @dextercritten6167 4 года назад +70

      Wow I would have never noticed that, thank you.

    • @felucca
      @felucca 4 года назад +11

      @@dextercritten6167 ❤

    • @elizabeth5561
      @elizabeth5561 4 года назад +58

      Fun fact: Fabergé eggs don't break on impact that easy, since gems are extremely hard

    • @energeticcreeper7969
      @energeticcreeper7969 4 года назад +37

      this made me notice that whenever wii is in subtitles it has the tm symbol on it.

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 4 года назад +14

      @@elizabeth5561 the enamel is more breakable though.

  • @starcode5000
    @starcode5000 4 года назад +3149

    Vampire: Can I come out?
    Tom: If you'd like
    Vampire: Not ready
    So dumb yet so clever

  • @kellybelly5045
    @kellybelly5045 4 года назад +74

    *puts on a fake mustache*
    “hello it’s someone else, can i come it?”
    i lost it

  • @Mr_Kaboum
    @Mr_Kaboum 4 года назад +1939

    That's why you should never put a "welcome" door mat in front of your house.

    • @RiverNunu
      @RiverNunu 4 года назад +25

      Mr_Kaboum should have "don't come near this door" door mat

    • @wooble-
      @wooble- 4 года назад +7

      Underrated comment

    • @ilikechez5775
      @ilikechez5775 4 года назад +17

      Mine says "leave" in all lowercase

    • @smaryyyyyyy
      @smaryyyyyyy 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 4 года назад +1

      Unless you write "except vampires" in tiny tiny rice-grains just underneath.

  • @africheeseyoutube
    @africheeseyoutube 4 года назад +1877

    Tomska will be cancelled for disrespecting a wii like that.

    • @Christian64
      @Christian64 4 года назад +14

      #tomskaisoverparty

    • @cybermorse
      @cybermorse 4 года назад +13

      You know Tom WAS a Jehovah’s Witness right?

    • @typicalfurry2747
      @typicalfurry2747 4 года назад +1

      @@cybermorse what?

    • @cybermorse
      @cybermorse 4 года назад +7

      generic username he’s said so him self in the past

    • @typicalfurry2747
      @typicalfurry2747 4 года назад +1

      @@cybermorse when

  • @melissaforward9447
    @melissaforward9447 4 года назад +1016

    I'm actually really sad the vampire chucked the Wii, I hope it's okay.

    • @someguyinamechsuit7062
      @someguyinamechsuit7062 4 года назад +62

      It was probably broken to be in with, that's usually most of the things that get destroyed in his sketches are broken to begin with

    • @oLilRuntz
      @oLilRuntz 4 года назад +14

      Or there couldve been a cushion or something soft to catch it.

    • @thysponge55
      @thysponge55 4 года назад +14

      @@oLilRuntz Like Elliot

    • @Link3000XD
      @Link3000XD 4 года назад +6

      i actually worry about that poor wii too. also isnt that laminat-ground there? the wooden ground might get dmg from too x,3
      so i reallyyyyy hope the wii is safe and sound ;W;

    • @japanrocksgousa
      @japanrocksgousa 4 года назад +1

      Trust me. Its fine.

  • @abzolutelynothn
    @abzolutelynothn 3 года назад +165

    "Play Wii Sports."
    "I don't have a Wii"
    "I do"
    *yeets Wii into house*
    *You ducking monster*

  • @PossumGamer
    @PossumGamer 4 года назад +668

    "You should leave"
    "Ok"
    ...
    "Hello I'm someone else can I come in?"
    Genius.

    • @juanmoore7971
      @juanmoore7971 4 года назад +2

      I would have fell for it

    • @Bareezio
      @Bareezio 4 года назад +1

      I dunno the other guy doesn’t look like a vampire I think you should let him in

  • @shadowwarrior2772
    @shadowwarrior2772 4 года назад +873

    WHAT THE-
    Actually, I shouldn't even be surprised by now.

    • @AjREDD24
      @AjREDD24 4 года назад +1

      Dude... I know...

    • @lthereader5670
      @lthereader5670 4 года назад +3

      whOOOOOOOOwww your profile picture is so similar i though you were me from the future!

    • @shadowwarrior2772
      @shadowwarrior2772 4 года назад +2

      @@lthereader5670 what if I am you from the future?

    • @lthereader5670
      @lthereader5670 4 года назад +2

      Shadowwarrior 27 future me would be careful enough to not make past myself suspicious with such thoughs by commenting this reply. Probally wouldn’t want to get in a paradox with myself.

    • @shadowwarrior2772
      @shadowwarrior2772 4 года назад +2

      @@lthereader5670 welp got me there.

  • @Wollump
    @Wollump 4 года назад +984

    Tom probably wrote this in ten minutes and it’s still just fucking GOLD.

    • @sundae1795
      @sundae1795 4 года назад +38

      You have a very unfortunate reply section.

    • @germanvisitor2
      @germanvisitor2 4 года назад +1

      Often it is harder to get inspired than do the actual work with creative stuff.

    • @prdak0546
      @prdak0546 4 года назад +5

      This comment section looks like I'm on Instagram...

    • @RedMediaStudios
      @RedMediaStudios 4 года назад +4

      @@prdak0546 As a redditor, this comment section here is cancer

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 4 года назад

      While drunk.

  • @I_do_stuff_like_games
    @I_do_stuff_like_games 3 года назад +106

    1:24
    *it hurts to watch that*

    • @froggyfresh08
      @froggyfresh08 2 года назад +16

      Wii’s are immortal. A RUclipsr I watch, threw a wii off a balcony for a skit and it still worked

    • @crytstalcrust
      @crytstalcrust 29 дней назад

      or they put a mat there

  • @TheWangspangler
    @TheWangspangler 4 года назад +545

    If he's being an old school vampire, he could also do this during the day

    • @kellennicholson4488
      @kellennicholson4488 4 года назад +16

      He'd also be a big fan of Garlic

    • @krunschold
      @krunschold 4 года назад +12

      But sharp objects over the doors and windows would be a Problem and hinder him

    • @jefv6953
      @jefv6953 4 года назад

      Old school vampires can be outside during the day?

    • @coolboyeagle9281
      @coolboyeagle9281 4 года назад

      He isn’t a vampire though

    • @Inc0rrecct
      @Inc0rrecct 4 года назад

      Robert Swegel exactly

  • @somegraperock9237
    @somegraperock9237 4 года назад +1753

    "Can i... Come out?"
    "If you want."
    "Im not ready."
    Reverse psychology works folks.

    • @JoanDarden
      @JoanDarden 4 года назад +13

      @elana playz As a pansexual, that joke is still very funny XD

    • @Bloopgloink
      @Bloopgloink 4 года назад +8

      @@JoanDarden as a polysexual this is still still funny

    • @lizlee8715
      @lizlee8715 4 года назад +1

      @elana playz same here and I can heavily relate.😅

    • @Sun_shiner11
      @Sun_shiner11 4 года назад +3

      As an asexual that joke is really funny

    • @godlyhax4172
      @godlyhax4172 4 года назад +2

      As a sexual that joke ie very funny

  • @missScarlatine
    @missScarlatine 4 года назад +317

    The joke is even better when you know Tom was raised as a Jehova's witness

  • @DeathCat9
    @DeathCat9 3 года назад +382

    "You're in the box, aren't you?"
    "No"
    "So you wouldn't mind if I stabbed the box"
    "Please don't"

    • @kfchero2
      @kfchero2 3 года назад +13

      Because your in the box

    • @skeloluke4967
      @skeloluke4967 3 года назад +10

      @@kfchero2 ye-, no!

    • @kfchero2
      @kfchero2 3 года назад +12

      @@skeloluke4967 alright
      *stabs box*

    • @Evan_2-the_sequel
      @Evan_2-the_sequel 3 года назад +13

      “Oh god”
      “What”
      “You stabbed my box.”

    • @hewnootron2769
      @hewnootron2769 3 года назад +8

      @@Evan_2-the_sequel oh

  • @clickpause8732
    @clickpause8732 4 года назад +1131

    Vampires should just be like: “Sorry, can I use your bathroom?”

    • @darthgonkdroid
      @darthgonkdroid 4 года назад +11

      Its only in Scotland i think he is in England

    • @Starlightbooper
      @Starlightbooper 3 года назад +33

      plot twist: you have an outhouse

    • @KuroRyuShiro
      @KuroRyuShiro 3 года назад +19

      ....I think they still need to phrase it like "Can I come in and use your restroom"

    • @alastorbutwithagun
      @alastorbutwithagun 3 года назад +3

      "no"

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 3 года назад +4

      @@KuroRyuShiro Actually the phrasing of the request doesn't typically matter as the request itself is optional. All that matters is that the vampire is invited in. The phrasing is just a way to get invited in. So while telling a vampire they can use your bathroom won't work since its not an actual invitation it does open the door to the one inside inviting you in to use the bathroom.

  • @randomralsei3145
    @randomralsei3145 4 года назад +2071

    Vampire: Have you heard of the teachings of Jesus Christ?
    *Pulls up Armageddon*

    • @inanis9801
      @inanis9801 4 года назад +59

      Its even more mad when you relise toms parents where Jehovah's Witnesses.

    • @SquidwardsArchive
      @SquidwardsArchive 4 года назад +23

      this is much worse

    • @avaszekely1841
      @avaszekely1841 4 года назад +10

      "I've connected the dots" "you didn't connect nothing" "I've connected them". (Btw I do am a Jehovah's Witness I just thought of the is meme when I saw your comment)

    • @Twisty708
      @Twisty708 4 года назад +4

      Thats not jehovah thats just Catholicism

    • @vociferatio
      @vociferatio 4 года назад +3

      @@Twisty708 it's basically all the same thing anyways

  • @rockyloco5042
    @rockyloco5042 4 года назад +1034

    usually hearing this i would say "im an ex witness I approve this joke" and then I remembered tom was raised as a witness too and started to laugh hysterically, like it was a inside joke

    • @frostbite2040
      @frostbite2040 3 года назад +29

      I’m a wittness and did not know he was a wittness personally I don’t mind all the jokes you can tell it’s sarcastic

    • @shadowcween7890
      @shadowcween7890 3 года назад +34

      @@frostbite2040 Your use of present tense means I should clarify that he is no longer one, but did grow up as one

    • @AliensAreNoobs
      @AliensAreNoobs 3 года назад +46

      I was raised as one too. Rough times. Also: pretty sure he’s not sarcastic there pal.

  • @JohnnyZ3710
    @JohnnyZ3710 2 года назад +45

    I expected a big NOOOO at the end, but Tom's deadpan reaction to the punchline was actually perfect

  • @bluest_of_berries7212
    @bluest_of_berries7212 4 года назад +1128

    "Oh no this is much worse."
    Me seeing 2020 after deciding 2016 was the worst year of my life.

    • @syren2390
      @syren2390 4 года назад +9

      OH MY GOD, AGREED!

    • @D.A.R.C.I.
      @D.A.R.C.I. 4 года назад +2

      and 2017, and 2018, and 2019... ok maybe not the year that started off with Hollyweed. what year was that again?

    • @b1ngussy
      @b1ngussy 4 года назад +1

      Honestly it still is...

    • @nickspencerfishingrodd2383
      @nickspencerfishingrodd2383 4 года назад

      ooof

    • @bigredwolf6
      @bigredwolf6 4 года назад +1

      What happened in 2016 that was so bad?

  • @Ehero700
    @Ehero700 4 года назад +229

    *"Hello I'm someone else, can I come in?"*
    "Why'd you wanna come in?"
    *"To play Wii Sports"*
    Sounds legit.

    • @SparkyTM
      @SparkyTM 4 года назад +2

      this is legitness

    • @MoodyMooMoo
      @MoodyMooMoo 4 года назад +1

      I like how he rang the doorbell after introducing himself lmao

    • @weebslime
      @weebslime 4 года назад +2

      I'll let that guy in

    • @The_Tiny_Ocelot
      @The_Tiny_Ocelot 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, I'd do that

    • @MoodyMooMoo
      @MoodyMooMoo 4 года назад

      vGodFN bullshite

  • @yearls
    @yearls 4 года назад +741

    I know this is a sketch, but I feel like Tomska would do this irl.

  • @eatin.moonlight
    @eatin.moonlight 4 года назад +302

    "Can I come out?"
    Of course there would be a gay joke-

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 3 года назад +26

      The joke is that as a JW, him being not ready yet to come out...

    • @blastslash7408
      @blastslash7408 3 года назад +2

      seriously.

    • @TyphoonStorm47
      @TyphoonStorm47 3 года назад +7

      And I good one too

  • @grapefruit03
    @grapefruit03 4 года назад +262

    "Thanks for getting my ball"
    "You're welcome"
    ":)"
    "wait-"

  • @lizlee8715
    @lizlee8715 4 года назад +434

    "Can I come in?"
    "No"
    *Understandable have a nice day*

    • @Kiwi_bird_8
      @Kiwi_bird_8 4 года назад +12

      Understandable, can I come in?*

  • @BlahajBeholder
    @BlahajBeholder 4 года назад +1777

    “Have you ever heard of Jesus Christ?”
    “Oh no this is MUCH worse!”

    • @powercore1987
      @powercore1987 4 года назад +46

      As a Christian I must agree, I would rather be a vampire then a Jehovah's witness

    • @Hervoo
      @Hervoo 4 года назад +13

      As Christian I must agree too. WE NEED TO MAKE NEW CRUSADE IN NAME OF OUR SAVIOUR!

    • @hollowgab6531
      @hollowgab6531 4 года назад +4

      @@Hervoo we need TO GET BACK JERUSALÉN

    • @wisconsin50
      @wisconsin50 4 года назад

      w a t

    • @bongle_dongle747
      @bongle_dongle747 4 года назад +1

      Yeah that is what they said

  • @connorclub6244
    @connorclub6244 Год назад +20

    "Can I come in?"
    "No"
    "Can I... come out?"
    "Sure"
    "Not ready."
    Best line ever.

  • @thediam0nddrag0n78
    @thediam0nddrag0n78 4 года назад +218

    Anyone: *Says something about a horse*
    My head: I love it

  • @user-bt3dg2kh4q
    @user-bt3dg2kh4q 4 года назад +1550

    "I'm not a vampireI’m a Jehovah’s Witness!”
    Tom: 0-0 oh no

  • @sherry9184
    @sherry9184 4 года назад +316

    "Alan, are you a vampire?"
    "What? No."
    "Yeah me neither, can I come in?"

  • @themonsterunderyourbed.7620
    @themonsterunderyourbed.7620 9 месяцев назад +8

    Whenever he grabs the fake moustache off, the -vampire- tries to bite him, which, with the twist at the end, implies to me that he just likes biting people.

  • @comrade_rusky1164
    @comrade_rusky1164 4 года назад +487

    "Oh no this is much worse" is even funnier considering Toms religious upbringing

    • @kalevala1778
      @kalevala1778 4 года назад +3

      absoloote madlad I know NOTHING

    • @dudewholikescheese7892
      @dudewholikescheese7892 4 года назад

      Ha ha yeah

    • @JoeMama-dk6xr
      @JoeMama-dk6xr 4 года назад +20

      As a christian i can testify that jehovah's witnesses are annoying af

    • @ShinjiSings
      @ShinjiSings 4 года назад

      Exactly my thought.

    • @gravitygas3891
      @gravitygas3891 4 года назад +13

      @@JoeMama-dk6xr As a former Jehovah's Witness, I can testify that this is true.

  • @tylerheineman2393
    @tylerheineman2393 4 года назад +1029

    “I’m not a vampire, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness!”
    Tom: *You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?*

  • @whimzy3256
    @whimzy3256 4 года назад +1809

    Why is nobody talking about the fact that Tom has Christmas lights in August

    • @vaporeonpscoral5446
      @vaporeonpscoral5446 4 года назад +47

      I was JUST thinking that! I've watched this video 6 times in the past 4 days.

    • @Mcaark
      @Mcaark 4 года назад +43

      Alright Scrooge. Prepare to get visited by the Ghost of MINDING YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS.

    • @auskid4377
      @auskid4377 4 года назад +18

      @@Mcaark dude chill

    • @danielkitchen5313
      @danielkitchen5313 4 года назад +21

      bruh who takes their decorations down before september? phhht amateurs.

    • @raceris7309
      @raceris7309 4 года назад +10

      Could be for decoration purposes, nothing more.

  • @redx2gaming69
    @redx2gaming69 3 года назад +31

    2:26 amazing acting

  • @michaeltyson0588
    @michaeltyson0588 4 года назад +473

    "I'm a Jehovah's Witness!"
    "What?"
    "Have you heard about the teachings of jesus christ?"
    "Oh no! This is much worse."
    I absolutely love how he said that with no expression

    • @rapeisnatural
      @rapeisnatural 4 года назад +7

      Thanks mate, I really couldn't tell what he said.
      You really saved my life.

    • @itsyaboyzd9372
      @itsyaboyzd9372 4 года назад +5

      I think his parents were Jehovah's witness'

    • @ToothedKrux
      @ToothedKrux 4 года назад +4

      @@itsyaboyzd9372 yeah, he talked about it once, and also explained that his upbringing is basically the reason why he hates christmas now.

  • @PianoVampire
    @PianoVampire 4 года назад +299

    As a fellow vampire I approve of this sketch!

    • @AmitYoel
      @AmitYoel 4 года назад +1

      HmMMmmmMMMM

    • @EpikEthann
      @EpikEthann 4 года назад +2

      Lol your verified.

    • @joshsimone
      @joshsimone 4 года назад +2

      Can I come in?

    • @NerdChorus
      @NerdChorus 4 года назад +1

      Yep a verified vampire

    • @moodymoosh
      @moodymoosh 4 года назад +5

      He's not a vampire he's a Jehovah's witness

  • @sylesdeas_8502
    @sylesdeas_8502 4 года назад +798

    Tomska looks like he’d be a fun dad

    • @gbl148
      @gbl148 4 года назад +31

      *vietnam flashbacks to Crybaby*

    • @sylesdeas_8502
      @sylesdeas_8502 4 года назад +10

      GBL to be fair... he thought she had the baby

    • @cherylbohman6518
      @cherylbohman6518 4 года назад +16

      @@crafteen9776 *IT'S A BABY! with a gun!*

    • @sylesdeas_8502
      @sylesdeas_8502 4 года назад +3

      michaelflash123's stuff hmmmm... nah he doesn’t look like he’d be all that fun dead. He’d probably just lie around all day.

    • @awesomecoolness8926
      @awesomecoolness8926 4 года назад

      Or a teacher

  • @SerathDarklands
    @SerathDarklands Год назад +7

    I watch this every time it appears on my recommended page, and it's _still funny._

  • @Enraged.
    @Enraged. 4 года назад +283

    “can I come out?”
    “If you want to.”
    “I’m not ready.”

    • @tamirtet9796
      @tamirtet9796 4 года назад +10

      ah yes i see you also watched the video

    • @ral5882
      @ral5882 4 года назад

      @@tamirtet9796 a capital choice .

    • @benlowe1701
      @benlowe1701 4 года назад

      Makes sense if he's a JW....

  • @skorrs
    @skorrs 4 года назад +2311

    "Can I.. come out?"
    "If you want."
    "Not ready.."
    Greatest thing I've ever heard this year

    • @cakeboy7782
      @cakeboy7782 4 года назад +9

      Me too

    • @PotaraP
      @PotaraP 4 года назад +6

      Trish, get back in the turtle! The boss is here and you didn’t do the stand arc yet!

    • @skorrs
      @skorrs 4 года назад +1

      Sorry Bruno

    • @PotaraP
      @PotaraP 4 года назад +1

      Crazy It’s alright Trish, just be- *donuted*

    • @jensonswinfield3917
      @jensonswinfield3917 4 года назад

      Same

  • @Plebasaurus5179
    @Plebasaurus5179 4 года назад +136

    “Why’d you want to come in?”
    “Play Wii Sports”
    “I don’t have a Wii”
    “I do”
    *chucks Wii*
    Made me laugh so much, glad for more videos

    • @Plebasaurus5179
      @Plebasaurus5179 4 года назад

      vGodFN stop trying to get people to click your videos, he obviously didn’t

  • @thegamematt7536
    @thegamematt7536 3 года назад +19

    “Can I come in?”
    “No.”
    “All right, I’m someone else, can I come in?”

  • @liger-9990
    @liger-9990 4 года назад +94

    “Oh hello I’m someone else can I come in.” What you don’t realise is that’s when the vampire was switched out for the Jehovah’s witness.

    • @renamamiya6423
      @renamamiya6423 4 года назад +8

      That makes sense

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 4 года назад +5

      Oh dude that's an excellent plot twist

  • @jukmifggugghposer
    @jukmifggugghposer 4 года назад +1002

    Okay but this is actually kinda clever. The vampire answers “ye- no” to “are you in the box”, and it turns out he wasn’t in the box. He also answers “ye- no” to “are you a vampire” at the very beginning of the sketch, and in the end, it turns out he actually wasn’t in the box. That’s pretty cool.

    • @UltraBatshift
      @UltraBatshift 4 года назад +49

      You said he wasn't in the box, twice.

    • @moonpanzor
      @moonpanzor 4 года назад +81

      Well he wasn't

    • @ghousty335
      @ghousty335 4 года назад +7

      Nice explaining the joke

    • @giggabiite4417
      @giggabiite4417 4 года назад +31

      Yes, but sadly he’s still in the closet, not ready yet

    • @SwissSauce
      @SwissSauce 4 года назад +14

      this comment hurts to read

  • @Magmabot16
    @Magmabot16 4 года назад +175

    "Oh no, this is much worse." That absolutely killed me.

  • @N-cromancer
    @N-cromancer Год назад +4

    I love how the subtitles insist that the second ball broke a faberge egg

  • @iangametion
    @iangametion 4 года назад +309

    "oh no this is much worse"
    The Dead Face Of Saying That

  • @giantpinkcat
    @giantpinkcat 4 года назад +508

    Tomska: *Breathes*
    Everyone: hE bAcC

    • @CarlHedgehog
      @CarlHedgehog 4 года назад +1

      I like that Darksquidge guy he looks like Tom

    • @nibsin
      @nibsin 4 года назад

      E

    • @YourWaterDispenser
      @YourWaterDispenser 4 года назад

      𝔼

    • @XtraNinja
      @XtraNinja 4 года назад

      I mean he was back when he released an animation video with Jacksepticeye.

    • @giantpinkcat
      @giantpinkcat 4 года назад

      @@CarlHedgehog
      Maybe he IS Tom. Just maybe...

  • @iknowcomedy
    @iknowcomedy 4 года назад +392

    "Oh no, this is MUCH worse!"
    TomSka never disappoints

    • @Spaceboi-256
      @Spaceboi-256 4 года назад +2

      That twist and punchline turned this from an entertaining RUclips video to solidly one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen

  • @pigeon_stab
    @pigeon_stab 3 года назад +783

    "Can I come out?"
    "Sure"
    "Not ready yet"
    My gay ass finds this funnier than it is

    • @vanilla1749
      @vanilla1749 3 года назад +10

      Same.

    • @John_Buckson
      @John_Buckson 3 года назад +13

      Plus he's a Jéhovah witness

    • @9jettube
      @9jettube 3 года назад +5

      It's weird how your friend is a literal ass.

    • @pokeoh1831
      @pokeoh1831 3 года назад +2

      Never knew donkey's could have sexualities. Ya learn something new every day huh?

    • @pigeon_stab
      @pigeon_stab 3 года назад +2

      @@pokeoh1831 i don't know if you're insulting me but i thought you were talking about the shrek donkey also it's "donkeys" Not "donkey's"

  • @3up3rn0va
    @3up3rn0va 4 года назад +210

    I was expecting a darker twist but this is much better 😂

    • @catalin66
      @catalin66 4 года назад +13

      He stabbed a horse

    • @georginho36
      @georginho36 4 года назад

      Catalin Rotariu i love it!

    • @peteriusfisherius6292
      @peteriusfisherius6292 4 года назад

      @@catalin66 are you shure that wasnt a person imitating a horse?

    • @monstrousamigo
      @monstrousamigo 4 года назад +1

      @@peteriusfisherius6292 nope ir probably just a horse from parallel universe

  • @stillcanteatsoup
    @stillcanteatsoup 4 года назад +1408

    The real funny part about this is how they're so calm throughout the video.

    • @polariee
      @polariee 4 года назад +4

      ikr

    • @cnvasdf
      @cnvasdf 4 года назад +18

      Or how Tom was actually raised as a Jehovah's Witness lmao

    • @mateololero4091
      @mateololero4091 4 года назад +7

      That's the charm they have, like how if you erase drama on danger situations it makes them better, like in "baby with a gun"

    • @bloodhound3318
      @bloodhound3318 4 года назад

      420

    • @Shaw_Pao
      @Shaw_Pao 4 года назад +1

      Exactly why it is funny

  • @petalstoashe4737
    @petalstoashe4737 4 года назад +111

    "Can I come in?"
    "No."
    "Can I come out?"
    "If you want"
    Carmilla, 1871

    • @Vesperx_
      @Vesperx_ 4 года назад +2

      "not ready"

    • @borninnl
      @borninnl 4 года назад +1

      Ha, nice.
      Weird book though.

  • @skyllalafey
    @skyllalafey 2 года назад +3

    "ball bouncing into distance and breaking a Fabergé egg" in the closed captions... I love easter eggs involving eggs

  • @evo_is_confused
    @evo_is_confused 4 года назад +206

    Tom's Jehovah's witness upbringing makes this so much more powerful

  • @ichaysei
    @ichaysei 4 года назад +765

    People: talk about the "ye-no" part of the box.
    Tom's trojan horse reference (wooden horse/"wooden" box containing a horse): Am I a joke to you?

    • @YesNo-mi8ke
      @YesNo-mi8ke 4 года назад +3

      You have a two hour comment cooldown

    • @somerandom8281
      @somerandom8281 4 года назад +1

      thats clever

    • @YaamFel
      @YaamFel 4 года назад

      It's a cardboard box not a wooden box

    • @ichaysei
      @ichaysei 4 года назад +2

      @@YaamFel Cardboard which is made from paper which is often made from wood chippings

    • @mateololero4091
      @mateololero4091 4 года назад

      No, that's why they don't make comments about it

  • @carriejones2827
    @carriejones2827 4 года назад +476

    “I wanna play wii sports”
    “I don’t have a wii-“
    *”I DO”*

    • @kinosmead
      @kinosmead 4 года назад +2

      Wii would like to play

    • @largeguy
      @largeguy 4 года назад +1

      That IS what he said
      Congratulations

    • @DewMan001
      @DewMan001 4 года назад +5

      I do want to note he had just the Wii and none of the wires. So...

    • @Blusuri
      @Blusuri 4 года назад +3

      The fact that he threw the Wii kinda made me just die inside
      - Former Wii user

    • @blax140
      @blax140 4 года назад

      the joke is funnier the second time jk its not so stfu

  • @mr.glitch6781
    @mr.glitch6781 2 года назад +18

    2:37 please keep coming up with stuff like this

  • @xxflavioxx
    @xxflavioxx 4 года назад +3369

    I'm sorry, who was that guy with a mustache? I don't understand.

    • @Pancakeli
      @Pancakeli 4 года назад +199

      And he just disappeared so quickly when the other guy came back
      I wanna know more about this moustache man character

    • @melonmusk1179
      @melonmusk1179 4 года назад +38

      Moustache man is protector of asdf series.İf he go,all world will forget asdf series.

    • @melonmusk1179
      @melonmusk1179 4 года назад +12

      @Noah Leopold Mustache man:The Protector of ASDF
      Coming soon..

    • @NightOwl1504
      @NightOwl1504 4 года назад +10

      Flavio Rodrigues its a cameo from mustachio manson.

    • @pranavflame
      @pranavflame 4 года назад +18

      He is the third "Spanish Dub" guy from Literal Drinks ft. Crabstickz

  • @brehore
    @brehore 4 года назад +784

    "Im a Jeovah's Witness."
    Tom: *flashbacks to hello hellhole. the six months are OVER*

    • @The_Cloud-kd8ki
      @The_Cloud-kd8ki 4 года назад +5

      Wait but does that mean Tom is a Jehovah's witnesse

    • @flamestrike1935
      @flamestrike1935 4 года назад +24

      @@The_Cloud-kd8ki Yes. Originally Tom Ridgewell grew up with both of his parents being Jehovah Witnesses. You can see more of this in Tomska's second channel *Darksquidge* on a video called *The Complete Life of Me.* This was also the reason why Tom (the character in Eddsword) does not like Christmas or anything about Christmas since it's based off of the Jehovah Witnesses religion not believing in holiday's (that includes Christmas.).

    • @The_Cloud-kd8ki
      @The_Cloud-kd8ki 4 года назад +4

      @@flamestrike1935 so that is why he has a watch tower

    • @megashima
      @megashima 4 года назад +4

      @@flamestrike1935 *Was* a Jehovah's witness I think. Isn't he not one anymore?

    • @petalkats4620
      @petalkats4620 4 года назад

      Oh yea-

  • @theoffensivelemon2515
    @theoffensivelemon2515 4 года назад +156

    You shouldn't have let him in, Tom.

  • @danielmoran1891
    @danielmoran1891 Год назад +5

    The Trojan Horse joke was so subtle, well good.