First Contact (feat. Daniel Howell)
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- Опубликовано: 20 авг 2024
- You stole my heart. Please give it back. I need it to live.
Featuring Daniel Howell ( / danisnotonfire )
Written and Directed by Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell ( / tomska )
Produced by Fleur Brooklin Smith & Marianne Turton (www.flipsidetal...)
Co-Written and Production Assistance by Eddie 'Eddache' Bowley ( / eddache )
Cinematography and Colour Grading by Ciaran O'Brien ( / ciaranobrien )
Editing and Camera Assistance by Elliot Gough ( / elliotexplicit )
Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
Visual Effects by David 'Hoolopee' Post ( / hoolopee )
Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
Production Assistance by Charlie Hicks
Gaffer by Christine Alexander ( / good_grief94 )
Camera Assistance by Austin Phillips ( / ozzzzzy1 )
Sound Recording by Taz Fairbanks ( / tazfairbanks )
Make-Up and Costume by Silvija Vil ( / 2svj7 )
with NeonFiona as A Woman ( / neonfiona )
Daniel Dobbs as The Goofy Grey Guy ( / danieldobbsmusic )
and Megan, Rob, Millie, Kirsty, Connor, Liam, Georgie, Harris, Shahenshah, Ella, David, Matt, Hattie, Chloe, Noor, Gerald, Jake and Erin as Party People
CONTENT WARNING: Blood, groping, a fairly sexist and undeveloped female character, goopy gore.
TomSka Shirts (tomskashop.com/)
Twitter ( / thetomska )
Facebook ( thetomska)
Tumblr ( / thetomska )
Secondary Channel ( / darksquidge )
DAS VEWY NICE
Draw My Life Lol
dEAD
Draw My Life OH MAH GAJD I LOVE UR CHANNELL AH
Draw My Life yas
Draw My Life
Hi I'm Tom
how to know this is fictional:
Dan is giving advice on how to socialize
try two guns
trashy katla nice like bot
trashy katla yup. He did kinda change though.
Luc- Hart- funny how i don't have a like bot
trashy katla oh really, 1.8k likes with 2 replies that aren't you? That's obviously not a like bot or anything...
Of course, the classic,
“Do you want kids? Cos I’ve got a whole bag of ‘em.”
Are you free tonight? Cause I don’t have money
@@Pip200ne*Slaps Tom*
@@fandomz-uv1xz We're forgetting how he wacked the bag when the children were crying.
cos who doesn't?
"Stop it!"@@Jazzified1541
"Are you free tonight,because I don't have any money."
With a line like that,Tom got what he deserved
I realised that when i read your comment
420 likes. nice
That was better than the others
@@justpaul5213U mean 1.6k?
physical assault which is illegal?
The weirdest thing about this video is not the alien but the fact that dan is teaching someone else how to socialize
And seeing a picture of Ted Cruz on the the paper at 1:43. That's also weird.
Literally
Amelia H ikr
that's not weird. it's just a dead meme at this point
Amelia H IMAGINE? DAN!
“How do you think she feels?”
*squishy*
I was looking for this exact comment
@@lastscare9410 so was i xD
@@lastscare9410 same
Lesbians be like
@@lastscare9410 Me too
"I'm so upset."
"Well, how do you think she feels?"
"Squishy..."
Well, he isn't technically wrong, but completely not right.
I died at that part -
Tom: *reaches out for a handshake*
Dan: *Proceeds to accept it*
Also Dan: NO NOT TO ME
100%
the british dont refuse an introduction that would be the height of bad form
It's natural instinct.
Dan: *reaches for nothing*
Random arm: *materializes*
Tom used his telekinetic powers and lifted Dan’s arm up to shake it
"Well how do you think she feels?"
*_ˢ qᵘⁱ ˢʰ ʸ_*
I want to like this but it's going to ruin the 69
👍
@@amongsus6927 it's been ruined you can like it now
@@macje1778 :(
How did you do that effect?!
@@amongsus6927 lmao
We’ve all had those moments when we’re holding a gun for a friend and everyone assumes it’s ours.
Hate it when the police take them away too
Yep
*laughs in New Zealand gun laws*
Last night in a nutshell
Especially when your in a school than you hear pumped up kicks and your like " oh yeah that's the good stuff" and whilst dancing you shoot a couple of kids
“Where are my thumbs?!”
“In the hole.”
*Zooms in on hole and plays dramatic tone*
“How did they get in the hole”
“Through the orb”
Where did the orb come from the hole
*ominous music sting*
*Insert Zooming into the hole* 🕳️
3:22 *inaccurate* . We all know the Righteous Bison is completely useless.
so true valve needs to fix it
Must’ve had low hp from talking to people
The fact that Tom didn't know it was the righteous bison makes it funnier
tf u talkin about the bison is simply the best weapon
@@memesmemes300 Nah man the best weapon of all time is the classic
i don't remember this episode of doctor who
Frank the fuqen toilet 😂
Frank the fuqen toilet Lol
Frank the fuqen toilet
Totally would watch it XD
Actually it's a deleted scene from Galaxy Quest
Frank the fuqen toilet STOP 😂😂
It's funny that Dan is being portrayed as having knowledge of social interactions ;)
Ben Sturrock lmao true
I didn't know dan was so bad at social interaction that he brings two guns and a bag of children to impress someone😂
Ella Dan is the one who had the box on his head at the end, not Tom, the one trying to talk to Fiona
tree lol I know who Dan is
This dan is a clone
socially comfortable Dan
I have watched this so many times and never noticed that at 0:19 the beer Dan gets Tom after asking "another rough night?" is called "rough night beer"
Omg ur right
The girl must have been SUPER into Tom to let him try so many times
How the hell is there no replies?
@@blueblurfan6303I dunno
@@QuietDust me neither.
dan: gives social advices
also dan: wears a "don't talk to me" cardboard box over his head
Simpatico ` It's dan
Simpatico ` It's Dan
dan is literally me in every social situation
same tbh
When dan had that on his head I was screaming "MEEEE!!!!!"
"How do you think she feels"
" *squishy* "
Foreshadowing
😂
:D
Damn, with Tom's gun obsession, you'd almost assume he's American.
Not to mention the way he pronounces half of his words in an American accent
“How do you think she feels?”
“Squishy.”
"How do you think she feels?"
*"Squishy.."*
Mj same
Mj Missed opportunity- SQUIDGEy?
That bit killed me😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Hey this comment was a BUST!!!
"I panicked." haha!
IClimbedOutTheBackDoorAndLeftAMark OMG SHXJDJDKRSKDKCJDJD
IClimbedOutTheBackDoorAndLeftAMark EVERYONE KNOWS ITS YOU MISS JACKSON
IClimedOutTheBackDoorAndLeftAMark shame on you, Miss Jackson
Top10Archive HOLY SHIT!! YOU ARE THE REAL FLIPPING DUDE---
If looks could kill thEN YOU MUST BE THE ZODIAC KILLER! IVE FOUND YOU!!
Me talking to a murderer who just stabbed me: “Are you TomSka? Cause you make me die on the floor”
Dan: where did the aliens come from?
Tom: came from the hole
HOLE MUSIC
*ominous music sting*
bwaaaaam
Where did that music come from?
'What was that?'
'A bust'
GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL
When the two jokes where put so close together, I thought it was unplanned.
How do you think she feels?
"Squishy"
Lungs in orbit
I thought he said "I bussed"...
Squishy
SQUSHY
"How do you think she feels?"
"Squishy"
I laugh so hard every time
Bust
Knoven •-• ._.
The weapon that the alien has looks like the bison from tf2
it is the bison
“Well, now that I’ve broken the ice...AHHHHH!”
Dan giving socializing tips?
What parallel universe is this??
And we can see how it ends...
What kind of AU is this ? Am I on the weird side of the Internet again ?
In a parallel universe where dan Howell is sociable
Internet support group live
I think he is confident and sensible he just doesn't enjoy socializing for long periods of time
so which type of clone is that dan?
Social Advice Dan?
Social
Advice
Dan
SAD
Plushnerd the one clone that escaped
Hazel The Hazelnut true
the clone that doesn't know how to throw
I call him SoAd-Dan
3:23 he’s using the riotous bison, what a legend!
And this is true documentation why the bison needs a buff
this is actually a factual documentary about what would happen if tom and i went to a house party
Send me that relatable box pls
Daniel Howell this is also me at parties
I have a feeling this sketch was created by experience....
Daniel Howell youre brilliant omg, fantastic job on this
Papa
This Dan is a clone, called “date advice Dan”
I need a clone called "friend-advice-Dan" XD
I need Dan advice Dan
JamesTheFox another dan clone
JamesTheFox dadan
DAD?
Tom: * gets splashed with water *
Also Tom: No! Mom come back!
7 years and still gold. TomSka please start making that kind of videos AGAIN
"How do you think she feels?"
'Squishy...'
reddonkey frickin awesome line
reddonkey I cannot get over how he said that line.
''What was that?''
''A bust''
Do you guys get it? Bust?
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET 1.2K LIKES!??!
Director: how much of Dan Howells personality do you want this?
Tom: yes
tom is the director
So,is tom just talking to himself
Hi Connor.
Elliott Mazardy 28 STAB WOUNDS!
@@bromicorn ...
yeah.
Dan : HOW DO YOU THINK SHE FEELS!?
Him: shqueeshy
Me : *W H E E Z E*
I actually cackled
@@ConfusedOxygen ikr 😭
“What was that?”
“A bust”
Tom is a genius
when you know it's fictional :
anthony padildo gives dating advice
YOU RIGHT!! XDDDDDDDDDDDD
hannah You like jazz?
hannah IM CRYING WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE HELP
hannah 1k like 😊
This is actual original content, you can never guess what will happen next.
That's why Tomska's videos are the best, they are random and have alot of dark humour:D
Gun?
*Two guns?*
I like how he actually took all he pick up lines seriously
"maybe you should stop socialising, everyone hates you" me at myself
Dan Howells gay ass nails u too?!
ur username gives me life btw
Dan Howells gay ass nails i dont know whats more relatable. Your comment or your handle
same
Dan Howells gay ass nails true
Dan stands awkwardly in the corner....starts giving out good advice...ends up with two guns....
Yep defo Daniel
why was I not surprised
3 guns, actually, unless he gave back the first one.
I love the captions
The subtitles at the intro are so relatable
A month without uploading
He comes back with a dan
ya Dan of all people
So prepare for the aliens to attack and by that I mean kiss
Angelix first thing first your both adorably smol
Its cute you look like a couple and what? You just missed phil
Niceeeee
Dan: how do you think she feels?!..
Tom: *squishy*
Lol
rainbow pugzilla I literally can't stop laughing
Literally
Send help
don't worry i will call lol hotline
rainbow pugzilla I was your 666th like
cool 666th liker
God, i love these twists.
"maybe you shoudl stop trying to socialized, everyone hates you" that sounds like such a Dan thing to say both that and "there's plenty of fish ion the sea but some of them will die alone"
omg when Dan "threw" the gun at the alien
"I CAN SAVE THE DAY!"
(has two guns)
*THROWS GUN*
This would be me.
(every person in britain)
Sarcastic Sparkle or me
Sarcastic Sparkle this has 666 likes
Can we have a moment for the sound designer on this it’s FUCKING PERFECT
1:41 why’d this come up on my recommended again the day after the zodiac killer was found
"hey, do you want kids? cuz I got a whole bag of 'em right here."
" *sigh*... what about 2 guns?"
_meraki saudade_ I’m laughing at the kids joke
*slap* "stop it"
Well now that Ive, broken the ice
3:07 kiras theme starts playing
when you realise your sitting on the same chair as tomska had in 1:20
D.- What was that?
T.- A bust.
Clever Tom.
SirEriol I don’t get it, please esplain
@@the_deadcrafter8223 A bust is bewbs
More like cleavage Tom amirite fellas e.e
@@zahidmagana7732 Ladies and gentlemen...
We've found a genius..
*claps* good one
@@septimistic Oh, thanks good sir
I love how the poster for the Zodiac Killer has a picture of Ted Cruz on it.
ted cruz is the zodiac killer
zubercharge this was the funniest joke of the whole sketch for me 😂
"well how do you think she feels?"
S Q U I S H Y
Absolute best video I've seen from you
How to steal a chair 101
1. Ask if the seat is taken
2. Proceed to steal chair
3. Now you have a free chair!!
bunny adorbs ok cool thanks
even if they say "yes it is taken"
c-c-c chair no no NOOOOOO
Tomska is one of the masters of sketch comedy - this was fucking great
It's more like sketchy comedy :)
The BlueDodo More like Squishy Squidgy Comedy
“If at first you don’t succeed, try try try a gun”
"How do you think SHE feels?"
*SQUISHYYY*
Me: "that's my socialising quota up for the month"
"Hi I'm Tom"
"Hi I'm Tom"
-
"How'd she feel?"
"Squishy"
-
"Try try try a-"
"Try a gun"
-
TOM STOP IT
IM DYING
*relateable*
squishy...
razzburritas % 1
It was, "How do you think *she* feels?"
razzburritas % 1 my fav parts
2:11 "I like my women like I like my coffee"
"oN mY PeNiS wOoOOaaAaAaHHhH"
"How do you think *she* feels?"
"s q u I s h y. . ." I almost lost my shit laughing
Danisnot...very good at saving the day.
Daniel HowdoIsavethedayIdontknowhowtodothishelpme
Actually its Dani Snot
At 2:57 Dan's wearing a box that says "don't talk to me" hint for his merch maybe?
It really was, woah
O_O but I want the box.
It’s actually he doesn’t wanna socialize since he said his socializing quote which he can’t socialize after
TomSka has some seriously funny humor. I keep rewatching on times I need a pick-me-up. Thanks TomSka! Keep being funny!
I love that there was the righteous bison
R.I.P. Fiona, the most patient girl on the planet.
Dylan Entwistle or forgetful
@@thecrowlady13Eda!
i'm just laughing cuz we all know dan doesn't actually know anything about socializing
he does its just for show that he doesnt...
Ewan let people enjoy things
Ewan someone said it
or, maybe he isnt awkward anymore and just acts like it?
or a clone
2:03 Ha same
Really? Same!
Really? I have a shipment case full of them.
Dan is literally my spirit guide
Alexandria Charron aGrEeD
"Are you free tonight? Cuz I don't have any money"
*slaps*
"I deserved that"
Nice one dude😂😂😂
F me now is pretty gud
A YEAR LATER AND I FINALLY GET IT
This line is a grade A roast.
Feather took you nearly 2 years to get a prostitute joke? eh, can't blame you.
Lumine You are the Anti-Christ! Your likes are 666! We’re fucked!
did dalien grow up?!
dil please don't cheat on tabitha
Dil Howlter OMG
Dil Howlter DAN GET YOUR SON
Le Alien*
WalxZ no... dalien
3:32
i cant stop laughing
Dans ability to show no effort or care in the sketch and still be funny is very admirable.
Squishy 😂😂
Squishy 😂😂
Kaytlin Bazan I READ THIS THE MOMENT IT HAPPENED 😂😂
stolen jimmy carr joke
GEE WAY ? IN YOUR PIC
+Ashley Doleman
MCR
HI
"The lesson here is there are plenty of fish in the sea but some of those fish will die alone... Or get eaten by bears"
*amazing advice Dan* 👏
coughs dans nickname is bear bish whats dan saying now
It could be a random quote,or he could be talking about bears eating salmon that swim upstream
i like how dan laughs after he says squishy
Tom is my spirit animal.
Aye it's my boi padildo
Deadly Potato aha.
Deadly Potato 😂😂
Deadly Potato oml haha
I just clutched my stomach to stop laughing omg 😂
Deadly Potato OH FUCK YOU.
Omg dans wearing the top that he made Phil wear in PINOF 9
Dan And Phil Fan Called Eleni the one where he looked like a “vampire” 😂
Amandaت EXACTLY he looks like a vampire
Dan And Phil Fan Called Eleni WOW
the blue diamond wolf I love that top so much
I know, I got so happy when I saw it. Idk why but I love that shirt
Righteous Bison Moment
0:53 jezza be like
DAN AT THE END IM-
Plot twist: Phil played the alien
nah cuz phil would be taller
Mizz Neon i know that
Mokey Male daniel dobbs actually did (ik it was a joke but)
Mokey Male HAHAH
*Daniel Dobbs
just about my favourite TomSka sketch ever.
WHY IS N0 ONE TALKING ABOUT HIM SLAPPING THE BAG OF CHILDREN
You took advice from Daniel. Of course you couldn't get the girl
KelseyRose Manuel I'm sure he could find a guy though😂 (plz don't crush me internet, I know that dan doesn't have a label and he finds both guys and girls attractive please don't sue me or kill me)
Kayla Novas that disclaimer made the comment 😂
Anthony not Daniel...
KelseyRose Manuel fjjsjfkdhfkkdjmkrjf
Alex Hopkin-Spratt ik all comments need disclaimers bc demon phannies will murder you😂 but yea 😂
*Dan* giving love advice
*Me* Laughs hysterically, cries, rolls all over the floor
Louise Leech
He met the love of his life at 18 and managed not to fuck things up for, what, eight yers now?
Dude, I'd take ALL the love advice from Dan.
Мария Дементьева --- You are correct. *#Phan** confirmed*
You're making me feel things stop
I mean he's got the man of his dreams
Gotta love how he cannot y’all to people but he has first contact with a alien and some how instantly can make out
"Well, how do your you think she feels?"
*S Q U I S H Y*
my socializing quota same
Sepia Smith same btw I'm curious what is flag is that for
"there are plenty of fish in the sea but some of those fish will die alone or get eaten by bears" - dan howell
Deep?
kpopity bopity Daniel*
b1acksteve No, most fish eaten by bears swim in shallow rivers.
Humans aren't my taste