Coming Out (feat. JackHoward)

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Jack has a condition.
    Project Library on The Multiverse: is.gd/ProjectLi...
    Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell ( / tomska )
    Featuring Jack Howard ( / jackhoward )
    Sammy Paul ( / sammy )
    Benjamin Cook ( / ninebrassmonkeys )
    and Tim Hautekiet ( / timh )
    Cinematography and Colour Grading by Ciaran O’Brien ( / ciaranobrien )
    Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
    Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
    Co-Written and Edited by Jack Howard ( / jackhoward )
    Co-Produced by Krystal Smith ( / ohkrystalmighty )
    Microphone and Production Assistance by Daniel J Layton ( / danieljlayton ,
    and Matt Amys ( / mattamys )
    TomSka Shirts (tomskashop.com/)
    Twitter ( / thetomska )
    Facebook ( thetomska)
    Tumblr ( / thetomska )
    Secondary Channel ( / darksquidge )
    Special thanks to all the extras!

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @admiralackbar3102
    @admiralackbar3102 5 лет назад +15709

    I think that the funniest thing was the
    “Happy birthday”
    “You too”
    “That’s not how it works”

    • @SolarpunkVince
      @SolarpunkVince 5 лет назад +101

      It is how it works in the Netherlands though, we just congratulate everyone (or at least the people closest to the person who's birthday it is)

    • @hannes1734
      @hannes1734 5 лет назад +24

      Well my friend's father has has birthday on the same day as me, so when i called my friend on my birthday i told his father exactly that

    • @jpwhjg
      @jpwhjg 5 лет назад +25

      "Alright, alright, let's have some fun. When I came out to my dad he said I have no son..."
      Wtf is that to you?

    • @cadenmekhi
      @cadenmekhi 4 года назад +3

      I reference this every birthday

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 4 года назад +3

      SolarVince It truly is the only thing that’s saved me

  • @showedkiller4561
    @showedkiller4561 3 года назад +3330

    "You got a condition as well?"
    "Noop just racist"
    This is why TomSka is amazing

  • @silverhassium0622
    @silverhassium0622 5 лет назад +7354

    I mean, they didn’t try out coming in trough the chimney...

    • @swegsparky5935
      @swegsparky5935 5 лет назад +520

      Jack: *falls down chimney*
      child: santa?
      Jack: ho ho ho, i hate hos

    • @cherub_number710
      @cherub_number710 4 года назад +113

      Wait if he came through the window and was getting married, how bad would this be?

    • @silverhassium0622
      @silverhassium0622 4 года назад +142

      @@swegsparky5935 jingle bell jingle bell, fuck my ass, well

    • @silverhassium0622
      @silverhassium0622 4 года назад +60

      @@cherub_number710 on a scale of one to ten?? 69

    • @coffeejellysupremacy2199
      @coffeejellysupremacy2199 4 года назад +23

      angle a.k.a spork
      Adopted kids maybe ?

  • @janiecewarfield4955
    @janiecewarfield4955 6 лет назад +2808

    "Nope. Just racist"

  • @isabellebernard5292
    @isabellebernard5292 8 лет назад +4777

    Every single time I have to say the words 'I'm here' or anybody else says it, I automatically want to add 'I'm queer'.
    THIS VIDEO HAS RUINED ME!!!! XD

  • @hannahcurtis1680
    @hannahcurtis1680 5 лет назад +1498

    Obama,
    Oprah,
    Young Micheal Jackson...
    I’d say about a 5th of the spice girls

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 5 лет назад +59

      I just now figured out he was listing black people...

    • @zedaddy3530
      @zedaddy3530 4 года назад +8

      @@wardedthorn6523 then explain to my 1st dimensional brain,plz

    • @belauensus7979
      @belauensus7979 4 года назад +6

      Warded Thorn think the joke might also have been he was listing gay people (or rather, people who have been rumored as gay), it’s a Double Joke

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 4 года назад +14

      @@belauensus7979 Obama? He's married with children and seems quite happy to be so.

    • @belauensus7979
      @belauensus7979 4 года назад +4

      @Warded Thorn oop that was poor original phrasing on my part- i didn't mean "rumoured to be " as in "i actually believe these people to be gay", more in the sense of "it's the gossip magazine version of a meme that [x] is gay". obama is def not gay, he n his wife seem like a good couple

  • @mebezaccraft
    @mebezaccraft 7 лет назад +7734

    "Sorry for the delay, we'll all die one day!"
    "Have you got a condition as well?"
    "Yup."
    "Ah."
    "Depression"
    "Oh."

    • @random_dragon
      @random_dragon 7 лет назад +59

      That is so painfully relatable, that it's funny! 😂

    • @mebezaccraft
      @mebezaccraft 7 лет назад +39

      Random Dragon yeah, i know the feeling. about 1/3rd of my friends are going through some sort of clinical depression. im just here in the middle of it all.

    • @alibear1224
      @alibear1224 7 лет назад +3

      +mebezaccraft I'm with u on that one

    • @resveries_
      @resveries_ 7 лет назад +3

      mebezaccraft ME AS FUCK

    • @albablabla
      @albablabla 7 лет назад +2

      imEpic269 ME

  • @danterodriguez8153
    @danterodriguez8153 8 лет назад +3252

    "what's up i'm a homosexual" me entering a room

  • @WannabeWriter100
    @WannabeWriter100 7 лет назад +646

    I just can't get over Tim's little sniff at 2:21

  • @kadenlacey3205
    @kadenlacey3205 7 лет назад +1915

    "alright alright let's have some fun! when i came out to my dad he said i have no son.."
    ME

  • @TheDeathsReclaimer
    @TheDeathsReclaimer 8 лет назад +1414

    I wonder what happens if he comes out the closet?

  • @artyfly100
    @artyfly100 8 лет назад +751

    1:03 "nope, just racist!"

    • @lankthedank6931
      @lankthedank6931 7 лет назад +87

      At least he's honest.

    • @kuroyami1745
      @kuroyami1745 6 лет назад +1

      arthur staal 1:08

    • @sourwitch2340
      @sourwitch2340 6 лет назад +1

      I specifically love how he smiled saying that...

    • @h.ooked2143
      @h.ooked2143 6 лет назад

      Explain why theres no black people! Yet thats funny

    • @elfeliz
      @elfeliz 6 лет назад

      Best line

  • @caitthenerd7470
    @caitthenerd7470 7 лет назад +280

    0:45 Tim's look of disappointment is hilarious!

  • @cartoonhigh9990
    @cartoonhigh9990 9 лет назад +311

    And now Gay Marriage is legal everywhere in America.
    It's all thanks to you Tom. It's all thanks to you.

    • @bongwater4282
      @bongwater4282 9 лет назад +60

      Did you say legal? You meant MANDATORY!!!!!

    • @m.b.3285
      @m.b.3285 9 лет назад +18

      +Isaiah Thomas BUT I'M SO STRAIGHT

    • @doublepicaxes
      @doublepicaxes 9 лет назад +1

      are you saying it's bad

    • @m.b.3285
      @m.b.3285 9 лет назад +9

      dude
      go watch "pizza time"
      then come back to the thread

    • @jakefortner3756
      @jakefortner3756 9 лет назад +1

      +Ahjeofel _NA Read your comment. Laughed my ass off😂😂😂😂

  • @Ironmat98
    @Ironmat98 3 года назад +17

    I love how the party just slowly turned into figuring out how to stop his condition

  • @ethansmith1829
    @ethansmith1829 9 лет назад +462

    I thought that after he came in through the window that he was going to say "Hi, I'm Bi"

    • @FreckleBAM
      @FreckleBAM 9 лет назад

      +Ethan Smith Me too

    • @SixtySecondYoga
      @SixtySecondYoga 9 лет назад +13

      Omg that would've been a great ending!

    • @desitsalie7016
      @desitsalie7016 9 лет назад

      +Ethan Smith MEE TOOOO!!!

    • @metalheart2337
      @metalheart2337 9 лет назад

      +Ethan Smith SAME

    • @veroeoe
      @veroeoe 9 лет назад +4

      +Ethan Smith i feel like tom read this comment and is now mad at himself for not coming up with that

  • @insertnamehere4622
    @insertnamehere4622 6 лет назад +1250

    *I love it!*

  • @jeremyjohnson6629
    @jeremyjohnson6629 8 лет назад +124

    Just realized: When he comes in, he comes out.

  • @thatsandslashguy420
    @thatsandslashguy420 4 года назад +558

    Jack: Wassup, I'm a homosexual
    Tom: Didn't even rhyme

  • @kappa3667
    @kappa3667 6 лет назад +1065

    1:14 naming black people lmao *young Micheal Jackson*

  • @someguy9344
    @someguy9344 4 года назад +437

    “Happy birthday “
    “You too”
    “ that’s not how it works”
    “ :(“
    Just everything about this video is great

  • @ellisbradley8083
    @ellisbradley8083 4 года назад +11

    I watched this as a kid. It’s funny how many little jokes you notice rewatching it years later

  • @outoforder8135
    @outoforder8135 6 лет назад +77

    Tim puts his head up. "I'm not gay!" Looks away

  • @abset987
    @abset987 9 лет назад +88

    Look at the disappointment on that guys face at 0:45

  • @joselynmartinez5063
    @joselynmartinez5063 6 лет назад +123

    "Support Gay Marriage"
    *GREAT ADVICE* Yeah but it's really great advice

  • @Bladesmessofplaylists
    @Bladesmessofplaylists 3 года назад +2

    it was amazing how invested everyone got in this i could have seen it going on for ages with different silly ideas

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 3 года назад +2

    2:27 I LOVE IT TOO!

  • @alexl04
    @alexl04 8 лет назад +20

    They should have made him say "I'm late, not straight"

  • @maybemckenna
    @maybemckenna 5 лет назад +237

    im here, im queer-
    *_and filled with existential fear_*

  • @ZaminKay
    @ZaminKay 2 года назад +1

    To this day this is one of my favorite skits of all time. I sometimes enter the room saying one of Jacks quotes...and I'm straight

  • @nonyby7419
    @nonyby7419 7 лет назад +503

    Thanks but I don't like soda, I'll have a water, when I came out to my mom she said I have no daughter

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 6 лет назад +85

      It's nice to meet you, in fact, I'm glad, when I came out to my father, he said "Hi gay, I'm dad."

    • @I_love_dr_stone
      @I_love_dr_stone 6 лет назад +10

      That's understandable, I mean, who doesn't like soda?

    • @flowerstream7309
      @flowerstream7309 6 лет назад +3

      Have you got a condition as well?

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 6 лет назад +2

      Soviet who Cuts I beg to differ. They're as bad.

    • @melware8759
      @melware8759 6 лет назад +2

      Okay guys keep collecting we´ll make a sick rap out of this

  • @reptile1677
    @reptile1677 4 года назад +252

    What if he tried entering through the closet

  • @smol_chilli_pepper
    @smol_chilli_pepper 4 года назад +1

    I watch this every time I remember it exists

  • @umjammysammys
    @umjammysammys 8 лет назад +58

    0:20 EDD!!!!!!

  • @bluemakespurple9995
    @bluemakespurple9995 6 лет назад +46

    Tomska looks so hot in the wedding part???

  • @kennymccormick532
    @kennymccormick532 7 лет назад +15

    I SAW EDDSWORLD PAINTING IN THE BACKGROUND AAAAAA

    • @bluerogers3769
      @bluerogers3769 6 лет назад

      Kenny McCormick YES I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT!!!!!!!

  • @Tutul_
    @Tutul_ 3 года назад +1

    It's exactly how it work... for my and my best friend (same birthday date).

  • @MrLuigifanboy
    @MrLuigifanboy 9 лет назад +11

    1:56 "We have an intruder!!!" "how'd he get in? In-tru-da-window?"

  • @thesnekofsneks
    @thesnekofsneks 8 лет назад +20

    The horse is my favourite

  • @mephizz7944
    @mephizz7944 7 лет назад +105

    This is actually me when I walk into a room of friends but I'm actually gay

    • @courtjester6375
      @courtjester6375 6 лет назад

      A Salty Tuna Sandwich same but I'm pan

    • @theneekofficial8829
      @theneekofficial8829 6 лет назад

      Rose Carnage So are you going to cook a “Salty Tuna Sandwich” with your pan... ik terrible joke, I am sorry.

  • @eazyplayz3510
    @eazyplayz3510 3 года назад +4

    “SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE” I truly do...love it...

  • @vintagedino9629
    @vintagedino9629 8 лет назад +31

    1:08 do I see myself a TARDIS?!

  • @whatischeese6937
    @whatischeese6937 3 года назад +4

    1:09 should'nt this get this video demonitized?

  • @galf2404
    @galf2404 9 лет назад +33

    I'm just so upset you didn't use the opportunity to say 'sorry about the broken glass, I like to take it up ass' in the last one.

  • @avalon7531
    @avalon7531 7 лет назад +58

    i genuinely feel like this is how dan would come out

  • @TwilightTheCabbit
    @TwilightTheCabbit 9 лет назад +26

    Welp, I have SEVERAL new sayings to spout out when I enter a room.

  • @crazedrambling16
    @crazedrambling16 4 года назад +1

    I just realized that the gay guy in this video (Tim) *was the guy who voiced Edd in Legacy.*

  • @tyalex_1044
    @tyalex_1044 8 лет назад +37

    Jack: hello hello me again I like men
    Tim: Looks up hopefully
    Jack: I DONT. women is what I meant to say
    Tim: thinking "why is it never true

  • @rachel1274
    @rachel1274 4 года назад

    I love how the party guests get more and more invested in solving the problem

  • @soulvey
    @soulvey Год назад

    I don’t know why this has come to me TEN YEARS after being made but I loved it.

  • @BreakTheCode115
    @BreakTheCode115 10 лет назад +60

    1:04
    XD "nope just racist"

  • @Office.person
    @Office.person 4 года назад

    This is 7 years old and it still got referenced and asdf movie 12

  • @johnee1453
    @johnee1453 3 года назад +1

    Seeing Tom without a beard freaks me out.

  • @whatthedo4832
    @whatthedo4832 3 года назад +1

    0:59 best part

  • @trashdanarts
    @trashdanarts 3 года назад +2

    All of the rhymes were hilarious 😂

  • @maxj3775
    @maxj3775 10 лет назад +53

    Who else thought he was gonna say: "Hi I'm bi"

  • @Docta_Fuze
    @Docta_Fuze 3 года назад

    7 years and I just got that when hes coming in hes coming out

  • @sashaenglebert
    @sashaenglebert 3 года назад +2330

    Remember that, somewhere in the church, there is a woman with a bride dress hiding from the shot AND the priest

    • @Omega6T
      @Omega6T 3 года назад +27

      Yep

    • @trashdanarts
      @trashdanarts 3 года назад +292

      Yeah because gay marriage wasn’t legal yet so when they went on set they had the bride there just in case the priest came in. At least I think that’s what happened

    • @unsubfrommeplease5527
      @unsubfrommeplease5527 2 года назад +21

      Which video did tom say this again?

    • @trashdanarts
      @trashdanarts 2 года назад +93

      @@unsubfrommeplease5527 Fun Facts and F**k ups

    • @zuzanabartekova4823
      @zuzanabartekova4823 2 года назад +6

      @@trashdanarts not "just in case", the priest was there, and then he left. He was probably making extra sure no fake gay weddings were being filmed there, because Tom asked him before and was turned down. If the priest wasn't a moron, there would be no need for the fake bride, but he was a homophobe for as long as he could be (that being at least until gay weddings were legal)

  • @emiluhrbrandscioldann3097
    @emiluhrbrandscioldann3097 8 лет назад +4547

    He should have came out of the closet

  • @boopy6430
    @boopy6430 3 года назад +320

    Props to Tom speedrunning that last scene in the chapel and nearly falling and breaking his neck to get the shot when the priest wasnt in the room. It was well worth it.

    • @sammybammy3900
      @sammybammy3900 3 года назад +14

      Ayy u watched fun facts and fuck ups aswell

  • @ItsMeLarky
    @ItsMeLarky 4 года назад +893

    1:17
    "Dad, I'm gay!"
    "I have no son."
    *GASP*
    "This isn't my house!"

    • @Idavori
      @Idavori 3 года назад +5

      I reconize that but i forgot from what

    • @jeremycrouch4356
      @jeremycrouch4356 3 года назад +13

      @@Idavori one of the asdfmovies, 13 if I remember correctly.

    • @Idavori
      @Idavori 3 года назад +2

      @@jeremycrouch4356 oh yea

    • @mujiescomedy279
      @mujiescomedy279 Год назад +2

      Across the spideverse spoilers
      That’s basically what happened in the movie

    • @VioletTheCreature
      @VioletTheCreature 3 месяца назад

      "I LOVE IT"
      -Horse guy

  • @shayethoroughman9578
    @shayethoroughman9578 8 лет назад +3728

    And, yes, but what a shame
    What a shame the poor grooms bride is a horse.

    • @benquick6581
      @benquick6581 8 лет назад +11

      Oh my god! Fuck yea! You're awesome!

    • @catdiscducks
      @catdiscducks 8 лет назад +53

      It's much better to face these kinds of things, with lots of open homosexuality!

    • @catdiscducks
      @catdiscducks 8 лет назад +4

      +Phoebeisaphangirl PHAN IS LIFE

    • @bundy5491
      @bundy5491 8 лет назад +2

      +Shaye Thoroughman You. Are. Awsome.

    • @amazingbellaisnotonfire9706
      @amazingbellaisnotonfire9706 8 лет назад +1

      I LOVE U!!! OMG

  • @catticusm4369
    @catticusm4369 8 лет назад +12872

    when he came through the window I expected 'hi; I'm bi'

  • @Clownkissrr
    @Clownkissrr 3 года назад +3904

    " *you got a condition too?* "
    " *Nope, Just Racist* "
    Me: *CHOKES ON LITERAL AIR*

  • @wakipaki7381
    @wakipaki7381 4 года назад +219

    I just love the idea of this house party slowly grinding to a halt so all the guests can gander at this dude's dilemma and then go crazy about it.
    Like that one clip of the bar that goes wild because the screensaver hit the corner.

  • @sarav3261
    @sarav3261 7 лет назад +31841

    EVERYTIME HE CAME IN, HE CAME OUT. HOW GENIUS IS THIS.

    • @SavageLynelButtPlug
      @SavageLynelButtPlug 7 лет назад +472

      "cames in"

    • @danmorales3254
      @danmorales3254 7 лет назад +98

      See V but you aren't.

    • @Yung_Cider
      @Yung_Cider 7 лет назад +347

      THIS VIDEO IS ALMOST 4 YEARS OLD AND I JUST NOTICED IT WTF

    • @victoriale7686
      @victoriale7686 7 лет назад +47

      See V I LIKED THIS AND IT BECAME 666 I CANT

    • @Dommelien
      @Dommelien 7 лет назад +90

      i never thought of this. this video is now even more awesome.

  • @catalina1325
    @catalina1325 5 лет назад +3198

    1:17 alright, alright, let's have some fun when I came out to my dad he said I have no son

  • @rileysilver1744
    @rileysilver1744 7 лет назад +3871

    "Me again! I like men!"
    *Tim looks up in hope*
    "Wo-men"
    *Tim looks down in utter disappointment*

    • @robert201095
      @robert201095 6 лет назад +35

      I saw that

    • @pjamas4531
      @pjamas4531 6 лет назад +12

      LOL

    • @twinx_bar
      @twinx_bar 6 лет назад +39

      Awh, poor Tim 😂

    • @deeprested1468
      @deeprested1468 6 лет назад +3

      Riley Silver u have my real name

    • @Ddarkan
      @Ddarkan 6 лет назад +11

      Riley Silver I never noticed that! Good eye.

  • @L0c0Glono
    @L0c0Glono 4 года назад +626

    “Me again, I’m into men”
    *Tim turns around happily*
    “EGHHH W-Women is what I meant to say”
    *Sad Tim*

  • @dani-bw4cr
    @dani-bw4cr 6 лет назад +3178

    0:42 I just realised how happy that guy looked when Jack said "I like men" and how disappointed when he said "WOmen is what I ment to say"

  • @angelicaschuyler7365
    @angelicaschuyler7365 5 лет назад +10982

    I love how at about 45 seconds in Jack says he likes men and Tim turns around excitedly, but then he says that he meant women and Tim’s face gets disappointed and he turns back around nervously

  • @youtubehandl
    @youtubehandl 3 года назад +1457

    obviously they didnt try
    coming out of the closet

  • @kells._259
    @kells._259 5 лет назад +5632

    "whats the haps? I hate the blacks."
    Tom- "have u got a condition aswel??"
    "*NoOpE jUsT rAcIsT.*"

  • @Carrie
    @Carrie 7 лет назад +5901

    How had I never seen this?!

  • @solarianv3
    @solarianv3 5 лет назад +8057

    “Do you got a condition”
    “Nope, just racist”
    Me: *L I T E R A L W H E E Z E*

  • @niimpyt
    @niimpyt 4 года назад +1524

    When I came out to my dad, he said “I have no son.”
    “THIS ISN’T MY HOUSE!”

  • @dreamscometrue.7647
    @dreamscometrue.7647 8 лет назад +2805

    "Hello, it's me again, i like men...women."
    - Dan Howell || his entire life

  • @thevagabond1314
    @thevagabond1314 4 года назад +141

    I love how Tim teleports between cuts at 1:46

  • @danielharrhy9894
    @danielharrhy9894 8 лет назад +2149

    "Nope, just racist" xD

    • @Gabrielbarsch
      @Gabrielbarsch 8 лет назад +13

      jews-t racist

    • @nicspinks
      @nicspinks 8 лет назад +3

      this isnt dota

    • @MariaGarcia-vm8gz
      @MariaGarcia-vm8gz 8 лет назад +1

      +Gabriel Barsch What are you doing here ! ? Also , LOVE your videos !😃😃😃

    • @NA-fz5sd
      @NA-fz5sd 8 лет назад +63

      I love the way he says it though. I mean I frikkin hate racists I just love the way he said it

    • @adambarker1720
      @adambarker1720 8 лет назад +71

      "About a fifth of the spice girls"

  • @zachchase9519
    @zachchase9519 9 лет назад +739

    What if he walked into a closet?

    • @antonen2012
      @antonen2012 9 лет назад +21

      Zach Chase The universe would explode

    • @radiophobia1974
      @radiophobia1974 9 лет назад +1

      Zach Chase I see what u did there :3

    • @PikachuDenki
      @PikachuDenki 9 лет назад +18

      Zach Chase "You may not know it, I'm in the closet."

    • @radiophobia1974
      @radiophobia1974 9 лет назад +12

      ***** The universe would *Implode*

    • @kalpic11
      @kalpic11 9 лет назад +1

      +Zach Chase genius

  • @Jackaloper
    @Jackaloper 5 лет назад +1541

    I like how at the end its just support gay marriage. Also happy pride month

    • @kestrelkreates8496
      @kestrelkreates8496 4 года назад +17

      pride month is the same as mt birthday month. just as well, im gay too (Yes i know its only may)

    • @DumbDumbanimations
      @DumbDumbanimations 4 года назад +11

      It’s now pride month 2020 :)

    • @Jackaloper
      @Jackaloper 4 года назад +7

      @@DumbDumbanimations Jesus Christ you're right. I didn't even remember writing this comment. But this is probably the most insane, fucked up pride month I've seen

    • @DumbDumbanimations
      @DumbDumbanimations 4 года назад

      Invisible yeah 😕

    • @Jackaloper
      @Jackaloper 4 года назад +4

      @@DumbDumbanimations kinda crappy tbh. I can't even leave my house because of how aggressive the protesters are in my area either. Also, I really like your animations dude! Keep up the cool work^^

  • @ARGhostie
    @ARGhostie 2 года назад +43

    I first watched this when I was 13 or 14? It's always stuck with me. It was probably the first piece of media I ever saw treating gayness like this - so _casually,_ while sacrificing none of the humour. It genuinely made an impression on my mindset, making me start to realise being gay isn't dramatically important thing to tip-toe around and judge every involved person's words and actions carefully. It's just normal, something that can be good-humouredly poked fun at like this.
    I still love how the joke isn't even romantic, it's much more clever than that.

  • @maddylondregan1631
    @maddylondregan1631 8 лет назад +721

    "Happy birthday"
    "You too"
    "That's not how that works!"
    "Oh"
    Am I the only one that does this irl??

    • @lucando6200
      @lucando6200 8 лет назад +1

      +Maddy Londregan me

    • @TheSchokodragon
      @TheSchokodragon 8 лет назад +3

      +Maddy Londregan "I say 'You too' when a waiter at a restaurant tells me to enjoy my meal...

    • @maddylondregan1631
      @maddylondregan1631 8 лет назад +1

      +TheSchokodragon same

    • @jemDarpole
      @jemDarpole 8 лет назад

      +Maddy Londregan nope

    • @malliewa
      @malliewa 8 лет назад +1

      +Maddy Londregan nope, I do that with my best friends

  • @juliac6171
    @juliac6171 5 лет назад +2586

    Jack: “I’m here I’m queer”
    Me: IM fiLLeD WItH ExiStENTial FeAR
    Jack: no I’m not
    Me: oh

    • @izzysavage4634
      @izzysavage4634 5 лет назад +31

      Dan and Phil stans are everywhere

    • @kaliyanelson6106
      @kaliyanelson6106 4 года назад +39

      "I'm here, I'm queer, and I'm ready to dissappear!"

    • @emmyjemmy4208
      @emmyjemmy4208 3 года назад +15

      I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT

    • @yankedoodles6200
      @yankedoodles6200 3 года назад

      I'm happy I'm not the only person who thought that

    • @antoniopraide6855
      @antoniopraide6855 3 года назад +1

      Congratulations, you have now reached your 666th like.

  • @sebbyboy1420
    @sebbyboy1420 5 лет назад +9085

    Jack: "I can't enter a room without telling everyone I'm gay"
    Me: same

    • @purplevr8727
      @purplevr8727 5 лет назад +195

      I have to say I'm gay then clarify I'm bi

    • @sebbyboy1420
      @sebbyboy1420 5 лет назад +12

      @@purplevr8727 lol

    • @dandaves9792
      @dandaves9792 4 года назад +77

      That's pretty obnoxious

    • @sebbyboy1420
      @sebbyboy1420 4 года назад +31

      @@dandaves9792 ok boomer

    • @dandaves9792
      @dandaves9792 4 года назад +31

      @@sebbyboy1420 actually I'm a millennial but what evs.

  • @forestwizard3663
    @forestwizard3663 5 лет назад +4504

    I wish I had the confidence to announce my gayness when I enter a room.

    • @igorurban6080
      @igorurban6080 5 лет назад +57

      Dude just use some lines from this sketch(This is an opinion of a staight teen)

    • @Spookykirby
      @Spookykirby 5 лет назад +47

      I do this. My grandma really doesn't like it

    • @SonicTimewarp
      @SonicTimewarp 5 лет назад +25

      Maybe you have the opposite condition where you announce you’re straight every time you enter a room

    • @forestwizard3663
      @forestwizard3663 5 лет назад +22

      @@SonicTimewarp nah, I just shut up and hope people don't see and judge me even though I perpetually feel like they are lmao.

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 5 лет назад +2

      Same tho.

  • @neumo5005
    @neumo5005 3 года назад +84

    What if Jack tried coming in through...
    *THE HOLE*

    • @ThePurrpetrator
      @ThePurrpetrator 3 года назад +3

      He already did that when he was born

    • @Iate20bricks
      @Iate20bricks Месяц назад

      *exit as a woman * lets' dance i'm trans

  • @beckhaynes4448
    @beckhaynes4448 8 лет назад +324

    this video has ruined me. everytime i walk in a room i say "im here" but bc of this i always have the urge to say "im queer" after. im not even gay. why

    • @aino333
      @aino333 7 лет назад +44

      you have the same condition

    • @mothboy14
      @mothboy14 7 лет назад +29

      Brooklyn Haynes omg it's spreading

    • @lebiram3432
      @lebiram3432 7 лет назад +2

      Lol!! 😂😂😂

    • @foxalitee
      @foxalitee 7 лет назад +1

      I'd say hi I'm bi

    • @foxalitee
      @foxalitee 7 лет назад

      Because I am

  • @alexanderknox9555
    @alexanderknox9555 7 лет назад +207

    hahha the guy on the right at 0:44 looks so disappointed that he's not gay.

    • @alexanderknox9555
      @alexanderknox9555 7 лет назад +29

      and its the same guy he makes out with later

    • @ulten516
      @ulten516 7 лет назад +18

      +Alexander Knox That person is Tim. The gay guy he's introduced to at the beginning.

  • @wafflecrisp76
    @wafflecrisp76 4 года назад +211

    Priests then: I have killed thousands of witches and worshiped god.
    Priests now: 1:30

    • @astoriaart5600
      @astoriaart5600 3 года назад +11

      well if you forget the racism, the "witch"(so really any smart women or people of science) murdr, the inquisition, the paedophilia, and the fact that they always were homophobes , etc,... but sure

    • @ineedsomemilk7365
      @ineedsomemilk7365 3 года назад

      Man, it's not true but this is funny

    • @piffny6666
      @piffny6666 3 года назад +1

      @@ineedsomemilk7365 it really is

    • @piffny6666
      @piffny6666 3 года назад

      Yes!

    • @sweetcolor9612
      @sweetcolor9612 7 месяцев назад

      good

  • @raymond5705
    @raymond5705 7 лет назад +502

    wtf why don't *_I_* have the guts to be this open about it?

    • @SavageLynelButtPlug
      @SavageLynelButtPlug 7 лет назад +30

      Maybe you shouldn't hate the blacks in the first place.

    • @raymond5705
      @raymond5705 7 лет назад +3

      ...what

    • @kirra6170
      @kirra6170 7 лет назад +1

      All My Best Friends Wear Turtlenecks umm I think they mean about their sexuality

    • @raymond5705
      @raymond5705 7 лет назад +1

      Kirra S Yeah.. I meant that I'm pansexual and still in the closet. (kinda. I came out to some of my family ^^ )

    • @SavageLynelButtPlug
      @SavageLynelButtPlug 7 лет назад +5

      I was joking, I know what you meant.

  • @SixtySecondYoga
    @SixtySecondYoga 9 лет назад +606

    "I'm just here, I'm not gay"
    Dan Howell.

  • @cheese4g
    @cheese4g 7 лет назад +2289

    Does it make me a bad person if the racist guy is my favorite character in this sketch? Just for his facial expressions, I promise.

  • @asterliketheflower6060
    @asterliketheflower6060 4 года назад +60

    *I’m gonna send this to my mom to confuse her.*

    • @jigokunohi6538
      @jigokunohi6538 3 года назад

      How did she respond?

    • @huothedutchie292
      @huothedutchie292 3 года назад

      @@jigokunohi6538 It's been a year man, he's dead prob

    • @jigokunohi6538
      @jigokunohi6538 3 года назад +1

      @@huothedutchie292 let’s host a funeral.
      Because we don’t have a body tho, we have to go make a body.

  • @airtimeaddict5617
    @airtimeaddict5617 5 лет назад +582

    2:18 Companies 1 millisecond after pride month ends

    • @No-uy2sm
      @No-uy2sm 4 года назад +81

      Actually you'll find it's 1:30

    • @Pablo_Martin_aa
      @Pablo_Martin_aa 4 года назад +9

      @@No-uy2sm so true

  • @harakin91
    @harakin91 5 лет назад +2556

    asdfmovie deleted scenes
    Guy 1: hey, do you know who's gay?
    Guy 1 marries guy 2
    Guy 1 : Us

    • @wolfiegamerhowls4
      @wolfiegamerhowls4 4 года назад +3

      Where’s that audio from? I want to make an animation with that

    • @melpomenethemuse
      @melpomenethemuse 4 года назад +1

      WolfieGamerHowls an asdfmovie

    • @wolfiegamerhowls4
      @wolfiegamerhowls4 4 года назад +3

      Lucid Dreamer oh god there’s a lot of them, which one?

    • @melpomenethemuse
      @melpomenethemuse 4 года назад

      WolfieGamerHowls you can find it at the end of the video titled “asdfmovie: deleted scenes”. Hope that helps :)

    • @melpomenethemuse
      @melpomenethemuse 4 года назад

      WolfieGamerHowls or you could just look up “hey you know who’s gay us” and you’ll find a video with just that audio.

  • @EdgyEdG
    @EdgyEdG 4 года назад +42

    What makes this even funnier is how in the scene by the stairs, he enters the room and immediately leaves after loudly proclaiming that he’s into dudes

  • @cakeday4058
    @cakeday4058 5 лет назад +5396

    me: "dad what does gay mean"
    Dad: " it means your happy"
    me: "are you happy?"
    Dad: "no, I have a wife"
    sorry mom...

    • @yee1461
      @yee1461 5 лет назад +162

      IF YOU MADE THIS UP IM VERY PROUD OF YOU

    • @ellabella7621
      @ellabella7621 5 лет назад +48

      @@yee1461 love your username

    • @yee1461
      @yee1461 5 лет назад +28

      Ella Bella thanks! 😊

    • @derrilazkia1002
      @derrilazkia1002 5 лет назад +23

      It was indeed mean "happy and or cheerful", but in the 1920s

    • @gersomvanslooten9456
      @gersomvanslooten9456 5 лет назад +17

      Remember the Flinstones? They had a gay old time.

  • @Lenwardo
    @Lenwardo 10 лет назад +690

    SUP FOLKS IM INTO BLOKES

    • @Lenwardo
      @Lenwardo 10 лет назад +15

      JK JK JK D:

    • @1UnoriginalUsername
      @1UnoriginalUsername 10 лет назад +54

      Eddie Walker We understand. It is just a condition.

    • @Lenwardo
      @Lenwardo 10 лет назад

      1UnoriginalUsername whaaa????? It was a joke

    • @AshleySef08
      @AshleySef08 10 лет назад +22

      Eddie Walker you can't hide the truth inside

    • @Lenwardo
      @Lenwardo 10 лет назад

      ***** >:( shut up

  • @izzylapis
    @izzylapis 8 лет назад +628

    What's up
    I'm a homosexual