Rejects (feat. Daniel Howell)

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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

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  • @souploop2088
    @souploop2088 5 лет назад +6725

    Me talking to my crush
    *”Did your hair....lOSe WEiGHt”*
    *”Did you get.....ArmS”*

  • @hayleyruddofficial
    @hayleyruddofficial 8 лет назад +8253

    "Did...your...hair...lose weight?"
    Yes, yes it did.

  • @danayanmiew9648
    @danayanmiew9648 5 лет назад +9410

    My favorite quotes:
    ”Did your hair lose weight”
    “Did you get new arms”

  • @blackoutlol2857
    @blackoutlol2857 3 года назад +6962

    0:42 “what are all these dead bodies doing here?” “Honestly not much” most underrated joke in this video.

  • @lpsrorifilms
    @lpsrorifilms 7 лет назад +6002

    "I turned the real Dan into a chair," "what?" "I call him chan."
    *screaming*
    this is the best video ever!

    • @blythecollins1420
      @blythecollins1420 7 лет назад +46

      LPS rori Films *H* *A* *M*

    • @ElijahBagel
      @ElijahBagel 7 лет назад +3

      LPS rori Films I have to agree with you.

    • @lpswhiskers
      @lpswhiskers 7 лет назад +9

      The lpstuber phandom. Yes.

    • @ace-of-space2004
      @ace-of-space2004 7 лет назад +7

      LPS rori Films imagine if chan wanted to get revenge, he would evolve into *y a n d e r e c h a n*

    • @AquaticLotus7552
      @AquaticLotus7552 5 лет назад +2

      HAM

  • @yeeyeehaircut4788
    @yeeyeehaircut4788 8 лет назад +2418

    "Did your hair...lose... -weight?" IF TOM ISN'T ME TRYING TO SOCIALIZE

  • @kormagogthedestroyer
    @kormagogthedestroyer 3 года назад +6151

    It’s amazing how suicidal Dan lasted the longest of all the Dans

    • @MasterIsabelle
      @MasterIsabelle 3 года назад +72

      Logic 200

    • @krystalizeddoofus
      @krystalizeddoofus 3 года назад +22

      probably looking for the perfect thing to off himself,can relate with clothing

    • @inverted925
      @inverted925 3 года назад +32

      Yes

    • @SETH-SOUP
      @SETH-SOUP 2 года назад +220

      Took him time to find the gun, he is also forget where the gun is dan

    • @EyeSky420
      @EyeSky420 2 года назад +55

      Actually, Phan survived the longest

  • @LuisTorres-gj5sb
    @LuisTorres-gj5sb 5 лет назад +3943

    Dan: Is that all of them?
    Tom: well there suicidal dan
    *Gun shot*
    Tom: yep that's all of them

  • @marissaturner7289
    @marissaturner7289 6 лет назад +888

    Starring :
    Thomas Ridgewell
    Dan Howell
    Span Howell
    Chan Howell
    Phil Lester

  • @ohyeahiexist8979
    @ohyeahiexist8979 4 года назад +5666

    “What are all these dead bodies doing here!?”
    “Honestly not much.”
    Best quote

  • @keode
    @keode 2 года назад +806

    I actually never realised quite how much clever writing goes into these.
    Even a line such as "That is a nice chair, let's just look at it" serves multiple purposes. It comes organically from Tom trying to distract Dan from the body, sets up the joke of the second body falling from behind it, and introduces the chair to the audience for the twist at the end of the video

    • @Tk-nf2xd
      @Tk-nf2xd Год назад +3

      Organically?

    • @keode
      @keode Год назад +19

      @@Tk-nf2xd Maybe "Naturally" would have been a better word to use

    • @Tk-nf2xd
      @Tk-nf2xd Год назад

      @@keode possibly

    • @ardnegoyamrahs6177
      @ardnegoyamrahs6177 Год назад +4

      It's like arrested development

    • @JetstreamSam379
      @JetstreamSam379 Год назад +14

      And it also works because what Tom wanted to tell Dan was that the Chair WAS the orginal Dan, so Tom is attempting to explain to Dan what he wanted to tell him in the first place.

  • @comicallylargecannon56
    @comicallylargecannon56 4 года назад +15669

    Only Tom can fire 10 bullets from a 6-shot revolver

    • @CleverFrenchName
      @CleverFrenchName 4 года назад +418

      InaccurateArcher while jokers stuck with 8 shots from a 5 shot revolver

    • @Reminiscence_Bacon
      @Reminiscence_Bacon 4 года назад +136

      *Uh oh shit*

    • @stover8011
      @stover8011 4 года назад +126

      Barbershop quartertet Dan counts as one bullet

    • @gamer_cap_me
      @gamer_cap_me 4 года назад +74

      where are the bodies william

    • @a_randomperson939
      @a_randomperson939 4 года назад +59

      10 shots from a 6 shot revolver

  • @naomileigh9465
    @naomileigh9465 8 лет назад +2214

    DAN YELLING DRINK BLEACH IS MY AESTHETIC

    • @sleepyenby8036
      @sleepyenby8036 8 лет назад +2

      sAME

    • @alisongold9448
      @alisongold9448 8 лет назад +8

      I think you mean terrible advice Dan

    • @kenzieze4022
      @kenzieze4022 8 лет назад +2

      Same

    • @FangtasticASMR
      @FangtasticASMR 8 лет назад +1

      +Naomi Leigh I definitely did not play it at least 30 times....uhmm

    • @lunebug00
      @lunebug00 8 лет назад +1

      +Naomi Leigh sAME OMG I PLAYED IT 50 TIMES

  • @ishipitlikefedex2610
    @ishipitlikefedex2610 6 лет назад +3647

    "ham" *throws ham in face*
    _distraction 100_

  • @zeroopolis5738
    @zeroopolis5738 3 года назад +3282

    If you turn on the subtitles when Tom is shooting Spanish Dan, it says: “Gets shot in spanish”

  • @Adrian-le4se
    @Adrian-le4se 6 лет назад +4718

    Is that all of them?
    Well, there's suicidal Dan, but... *Distant gunshot* Yep, that's all of them.

    • @tacodude2687
      @tacodude2687 5 лет назад +244

      I know that suicide is a very serious and dark topic but the suicidal Dan moment was hilarious

    • @thething2723
      @thething2723 5 лет назад +124

      It's a good light joke of a dark and heavy subject

    • @iris9202
      @iris9202 5 лет назад +90

      Oof, looking back now

    • @ellen-mc1hc
      @ellen-mc1hc 5 лет назад +65

      @@iris9202 i know oh my god. if dan didnt want it in there i dont think he would have allowed it but still i feel terrible

    • @ttalgii6631
      @ttalgii6631 5 лет назад +26

      oh shit-

  • @Jacob-fv8uo
    @Jacob-fv8uo 6 лет назад +5410

    Dan: “What are all these dead bodies doing here”
    Tom: “Honestly not much” 😂😂😂

  • @Lex_11000
    @Lex_11000 4 года назад +3235

    “Remember if a strange man offers you candy, there’s probably more in his car” *shot* “Ah...drink bleach” I’m dying XD

  • @vynashe4442
    @vynashe4442 3 года назад +225

    "Is that all of them?"
    "Well there's suicidal Dan...*BANG in next room* Yep that's all of them."
    That fucking killed me.
    But seriously suicide may be funny, but it's no joke. Please ask for help, don't do the unthinkable.

    • @EzDyt
      @EzDyt 2 года назад +15

      Huh, how coincidental! It killed Suicidal Dan too!

    • @gonegirl000
      @gonegirl000 Год назад +8

      I DID NOT REALIZE HE WAS IN THE NEXT ROOM OMG--

    • @NubbyDubby
      @NubbyDubby 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@gonegirl000where did you think he was? Outside?

  • @lqtch
    @lqtch 5 лет назад +5587

    Dan: Why did you clone me twice?
    Tom: *Yes*

  • @tashbrislane6525
    @tashbrislane6525 7 лет назад +3506

    "Did your hair lose...weight?" "Did you get..new...arms?" "That is a nice chair...lets just...look at it" basically me trying to socialise 😂

    • @annabanana4478
      @annabanana4478 7 лет назад +2

      Tash Brislane same

    • @spyderpig991
      @spyderpig991 7 лет назад +1

      Tash Brislane SAME!!! Lmbo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gothicGumshoe
      @gothicGumshoe 7 лет назад +4

      Tash Brislane
      ...Same

    • @adrianahleonhardt475
      @adrianahleonhardt475 7 лет назад +10

      same..except I stutter like: "d-did..y-your hair..loose um..w_weight?", "d-dod you g-get...n-new...uh..arms..? and the best of all wich I have said many times "th-thats a n-n-nice..um..chair..lets j-just l-lo-look at I-it.."

    • @bee520
      @bee520 7 лет назад +1

      Tash Brislane What killed me though, was right after that where he threw that ham xD

  • @ameliasburrito1834
    @ameliasburrito1834 7 лет назад +2241

    Phil tho. dan: "was that another clone?" Dan you should know what you look like.

    • @kenz8902
      @kenz8902 7 лет назад +215

      Only Chan knows

    • @rekiobsessed
      @rekiobsessed 7 лет назад +5

      Poptart Trash 665 likes not today yt

    • @luciebrown6263
      @luciebrown6263 7 лет назад +5

      Toy lexa not todayyy

    • @soph1062
      @soph1062 7 лет назад +23

      Poptart Trash yeah I called him phan

    • @magicman3669
      @magicman3669 5 лет назад +3

      Not-So-Much-Dan-Dan?

  • @dimash_kasenov1874
    @dimash_kasenov1874 2 года назад +69

    It's so nice to see Tom to be worried over a friend noticing that their hair is getting lighter and start to have a iron deficiency. Tom is such a good friend.

  • @samanthabeattie7208
    @samanthabeattie7208 5 лет назад +1189

    Dan: *I need Answers*
    Tom: ok I -lied- I do have ham
    Me: tOm HoW dArE yOu LiE

    • @shadowdragon7997
      @shadowdragon7997 5 лет назад +1

      Right I mean the HAM MAN THE HAM

    • @jayce2507
      @jayce2507 5 лет назад +3

      _why he gotta lie like that?_

    • @maria50249
      @maria50249 5 лет назад +1

      lying makes you go to hell

    • @jayce2507
      @jayce2507 5 лет назад

      @@maria50249 not all people believe that

    • @maria50249
      @maria50249 5 лет назад +1

      @@jayce2507 sorry that was meant to be a reference to danandphilcrafts

  • @kaitbear
    @kaitbear 5 лет назад +1886

    Suicidal Dan.
    Frick.

    • @heyrachee
      @heyrachee 5 лет назад +12

      Woops

    • @rinnittt
      @rinnittt 5 лет назад +10

      damn

    • @gachacraystallised5889
      @gachacraystallised5889 5 лет назад +6

      B A N G

    • @The_Y33TER
      @The_Y33TER 5 лет назад +2

      afangirluwu do you mean fuck

    • @thespaceman5808
      @thespaceman5808 5 лет назад +10

      “Is that all the clones?” _Well, there is Suicidal Dan, but, err...._ *distant gunshot* _Yep, that’s all of them._

  • @FunnyOrDie
    @FunnyOrDie 8 лет назад +11251

    Yeah, but who cloned all the slices of ham?!?

  • @CJK_781
    @CJK_781 Год назад +27

    The fact that all the Clones are Individually put in the description is the Icing to this perfect cake

  • @stinkydramakid1604
    @stinkydramakid1604 7 лет назад +2443

    "I live here."
    not anymore

  • @shanemarinarvaez2225
    @shanemarinarvaez2225 8 лет назад +3018

    The Spanish Dan (Span) reminded me of "Daniel the Spaniel" from Internet Support Group 7 😂😂

  • @infiresphan
    @infiresphan 6 лет назад +646

    I love how Dan just doesn't react to Tom coming into his home, unannounced. Like, does this happen frequently?!

    • @kayliehughes558
      @kayliehughes558 6 лет назад +27

      Probably you never know with Tom

    • @mx-milk8803
      @mx-milk8803 6 лет назад +8

      Probably Roommates.

    • @gardengnome5267
      @gardengnome5267 6 лет назад +2

      Tbh probably

    • @izzyplayz7867
      @izzyplayz7867 6 лет назад

      Maybe it's just okay for Tom to illegal illegally and make it legal for only legally legal Toms.

  • @_PrinceDionysus_
    @_PrinceDionysus_ 3 года назад +1013

    It would've been funnier if they called him Danish.

  • @JunkJester6131
    @JunkJester6131 4 года назад +2197

    Theory: Tom comments on Dan having "new arms" because he was originally also a clone reject created without arms and Tom finally gave him some arms without Dan noticing.

  • @crabstickz
    @crabstickz 8 лет назад +15972

    Can i get a couple of those Dan rejects? I have an idea...

  • @maxter0842
    @maxter0842 4 года назад +2233

    Dan: I’m calling the police
    Tom: *ham*
    Dan: In shock
    Tom in his head: did that work?

    • @maxter0842
      @maxter0842 4 года назад +12

      0:45

    • @lolasmommy17
      @lolasmommy17 4 года назад +8

      HaM

    • @Rexis757
      @Rexis757 4 года назад +6

      Orion: choose your two weapons tom
      Tom: Ham and gun

    • @amurape5497
      @amurape5497 4 года назад +2

      well, it actually worked, he didn't call the police...

  • @Baark0
    @Baark0 3 года назад +80

    i know its supposed to be bad advice, but i love how it sounds like really bad advice dan is telling him to drink bleach because he shot him

  • @phantrash2938
    @phantrash2938 7 лет назад +2199

    aw tom changing the title to daniel howell is so considerate you are a wonderful human being

    • @yssagaile
      @yssagaile 7 лет назад +34

      Phan Trash ikr

    • @Saughder
      @Saughder 7 лет назад +5

      Phan Trash honestly

    • @aquariaaaa
      @aquariaaaa 7 лет назад +48

      Phan Trash Hamiel Hamwell

    • @ProbablyH1
      @ProbablyH1 7 лет назад +1

      I hadn't noticed until now but yea nice touch

    • @HectorGutierrez711
      @HectorGutierrez711 7 лет назад +3

      Phan Trash why?

  • @evilwalter1038
    @evilwalter1038 5 лет назад +2680

    Plot twist that's still haunts me:
    *He does have ham*

    • @blagelaglaze5776
      @blagelaglaze5776 4 года назад +41

      RUclips police Yo I hate it when a plot twist hunts me.

    • @smokeybacon6194
      @smokeybacon6194 4 года назад +15

      Wow you idiot. The plot twist is that they’re all played by Dan

    • @ShadowLavish
      @ShadowLavish 4 года назад +10

      Smokey Bacon r/whoosh

    • @smokeybacon6194
      @smokeybacon6194 4 года назад +7

      Dr. Lavish I was being sarcastic

    • @fazedlocseryu5093
      @fazedlocseryu5093 4 года назад +3

      Smokey Bacon suuuureeee

  • @heidiwalton4908
    @heidiwalton4908 8 лет назад +1196

    Friend: "Whats in the living room...... DEAD BODIES?!". Me: "Well i guess it's not the living room anymore". Friend: -facepalms-. Me: -laughs insanley-

    • @lonelyjoe3762
      @lonelyjoe3762 8 лет назад

      lol

    • @acesquare30
      @acesquare30 8 лет назад +3

      *claps*

    • @heidiwalton4908
      @heidiwalton4908 8 лет назад +1

      +Rhinocerawesome. tomska: did you get new.... arms? wow.. nothing else he could have said

    • @valentine7024
      @valentine7024 8 лет назад

      +Heidi Walton I WOULD DO THIS

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 8 лет назад

      +Heidi Walton That is excellent. I'll use that.

  • @gav7692
    @gav7692 3 года назад +74

    "Well, there is suicidal Dan, but-"
    *bang*
    "Yep, that's all of them"

    • @dereck386
      @dereck386 3 года назад +2

      "Thank God, you know if you have something to say you can just say it to me. We've all bottled up our feelings to the point where we feel like our only option is to murder a bunch of clones, but you can just talk to me. Okay?"

  • @alexishanley9378
    @alexishanley9378 8 лет назад +5723

    I think I've found my new favorite video on the internet and I won't regret it

  • @reese5453
    @reese5453 8 лет назад +251

    "What are all these dead bodies doing here?!"
    "Honestly, not much."
    Omfg, why am I laughing so much?

    • @cezzv
      @cezzv 7 лет назад +6

      Reyna M. This is my favorite joke in the hole video

    • @reese5453
      @reese5453 7 лет назад +4

      Skwisgaar it's my fave scene aside from Span's appearance 😂

    • @lialoe6602
      @lialoe6602 7 лет назад +1

      it's the worst joke oml but that's why it's my favourite lmao

  • @eggcece
    @eggcece 8 лет назад +2397

    BLOOPERS PLEASE

  • @CherryBirthdayCake
    @CherryBirthdayCake 9 месяцев назад +4

    "Really? They all look the same to me."
    The fact that it took me EIGHT YEARS to get that--

  • @Artistic_
    @Artistic_ 7 лет назад +720

    Span:"Hola"
    *Tom shoots*
    Span: „oh...adíos“
    *R.i.p Span*
    *"Hola...Adíos"*

    • @thecobblesurfercobble8334
      @thecobblesurfercobble8334 7 лет назад

      Jani_Bunny :3 i

    • @Borgoride
      @Borgoride 7 лет назад +6

      Gets shot in spanish

    • @morninpotato9900
      @morninpotato9900 7 лет назад +1

      Ewan Croft there is really no difference just because the "I" has a fancier dot above it. Really. No difference 😐

    • @robylopezvi
      @robylopezvi 6 лет назад

      Ewan Croft It’s “adiós” the accent goes on the “O”

    • @robylopezvi
      @robylopezvi 6 лет назад

      Mornin Potato it’s not a fancy dot, in Spanish it changes the way you say a word like “Papa” means potato but “papá” means dad

  • @menhed5805
    @menhed5805 5 лет назад +2224

    “Hola!!” *Gets shot* “Adios!”

    • @Napsta115
      @Napsta115 4 года назад +33

      @John O'Neill Span Won't be forgoten

    • @Napsta115
      @Napsta115 4 года назад +7

      @John O'Neill tom called him span

    • @Napsta115
      @Napsta115 4 года назад +5

      @John O'Neill oh lol sorry xD

    • @kingpeachpunk8046
      @kingpeachpunk8046 4 года назад +14

      In the captions it says 'gets shot in spanish'

    • @juliagulia3617
      @juliagulia3617 4 года назад +2

      1:11. ⟵(๑¯◡¯๑)

  • @oof1664
    @oof1664 8 лет назад +644

    "WHAT ARE ALL THESE DEAD BODIES DOING HERE?"
    "Honestly not much."

  • @Jan_Koopman
    @Jan_Koopman 3 года назад +60

    I can't believe that Tom would do that! Seriously, what kind of person does that?
    If you do have ham, don't lie about it!

  • @bipolarbear1249
    @bipolarbear1249 4 года назад +825

    “What are all these dead bodies doing here!”
    “Honestly, not much”
    Every line of this is genius

    • @fyrentenimar
      @fyrentenimar 4 года назад +13

      Still my favourite smartass reply to this kind of question.

  • @ddity5604
    @ddity5604 6 лет назад +721

    0:00 - 0:25
    actual footage of me trying to start a conversation

  • @inallcaps1715
    @inallcaps1715 8 лет назад +738

    "Remember kids! If a man offers you candy, there's probably more in his car!"
    I quote that far too much.

  • @Unidentified952
    @Unidentified952 Год назад +7

    “What are all these dead bodies doing here?!” “Nothing much, honestly.”
    And all these others lmao. Just. The whole fuckin skit.

  • @danielm7412
    @danielm7412 8 лет назад +7111

    Hamisnotonfire

    • @mhyuzuki
      @mhyuzuki 8 лет назад +37

      +The Amazing Spider-Dan spanisnotonfire

    • @pallipalander
      @pallipalander 8 лет назад +14

      Flopisnotonfire

    • @kyleebrown3673
      @kyleebrown3673 8 лет назад +3

      Love your username!!!

    • @maxh6992
      @maxh6992 8 лет назад +3

      +The Amazing Spider-Dan OHMYGOD WHY

    • @maxh6992
      @maxh6992 8 лет назад +1

      +The Amazing Spider-Dan Haaaaaaaaaaaaammmmm Daniel...

  • @NachosForFree
    @NachosForFree 7 лет назад +447

    At the end:
    Tom: That's Phil-Dan. I call him Phan.
    Dan: ...

  • @pablorobotham8803
    @pablorobotham8803 6 лет назад +559

    Tom: (throws ham)
    dan: ...i want answers
    Tom: ok i lied i do have ham
    Dan: About the bodies!!
    Tom: ohhh
    My other favorite part
    Dan: why did you clone me twice?
    Tom: yes. Twice
    Span: hola
    Tom: (shoots span)
    span: adios

  • @androidaxolotl8311
    @androidaxolotl8311 3 года назад +7

    "Hola!"
    *gets shot in Spanish*
    "Adios!"
    Best scene ever.

  • @emmablackery
    @emmablackery 8 лет назад +3395

    SO GOOD

    • @elliemcmullen8978
      @elliemcmullen8978 8 лет назад +3

      AGREED

    • @kalistaweymouth3006
      @kalistaweymouth3006 8 лет назад +2

      +emmablackery OH MA GERD ERMA

    • @hannahcurtis1680
      @hannahcurtis1680 8 лет назад +3

      OH HEY EMMA NICE TO SEE YOU POPPING UP!!!! I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCH. Help I spat everywhere with laughter at this video...

    • @gNatflaps
      @gNatflaps 8 лет назад +8

      +emmablackery The three of you guys should do a collab. You, Tom, and Chan.

    • @toad5917
      @toad5917 8 лет назад +2

      AGREED

  • @nixtheclause9984
    @nixtheclause9984 5 лет назад +358

    Plot twist-dan wasn’t the chair, that was a clone, Dan was the ham all along.

  • @HiHello-jm8oy
    @HiHello-jm8oy 7 лет назад +460

    I like how they still mention Phil because Dan and Phil are stuck to each other like glue.

  • @handlesarecringe957
    @handlesarecringe957 3 года назад +23

    The most impressive thing here is the 10 shots out of a 6-shot revolver

  • @shinydust4690
    @shinydust4690 6 лет назад +618

    Spanish Dan had a really short life span ;)

  • @sniper9395
    @sniper9395 4 года назад +2566

    nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    UK subtitles: *gets shot in spanish*

    • @elainad6728
      @elainad6728 4 года назад +52

      Hola!
      *gets shot in spanish*
      Adios!

    • @collateralPersonified
      @collateralPersonified 4 года назад +29

      It also says “Another juicy ham slap”

    • @mattwades2627
      @mattwades2627 4 года назад +20

      bruh im spanish
      spanish: bruh soy español

    • @1hesperiidae
      @1hesperiidae 4 года назад +4

      Im glad im npt the only person who saw that

    • @m0r4d06
      @m0r4d06 4 года назад +2

      @@mattwades2627 same

  • @chrish.950
    @chrish.950 8 лет назад +2345

    Wait... "Doesn't understand the human body Dan", "Really bad advice Dan", "Secretly Asian Dan" and "Suicidal Dan" aren't just... Dan?

  • @obi8061
    @obi8061 Год назад +4

    Watched this when it first came out 7 years ago, and multiple times since, and I am just now getting the
    "they all look the same to me" bit

  • @dipper5365
    @dipper5365 6 лет назад +1260

    So we have
    Span,
    Doesn‘t-understand-the-human-body-Dan,
    Really-bad-advice-Dan,
    Racist-Dan,
    Secretly-asian-Dan,
    Barbershop-quartet-Dan,
    Suicidal-Dan,
    Chan and
    Dan

    • @andrewmetasov
      @andrewmetasov 6 лет назад +40

      And ham

    • @WILL_DPW
      @WILL_DPW 6 лет назад +2

      @Michaelflash123s stuff to pronounce testicles in Chinese it's literally 'dandan'. 'dan' pronounced is egg. So 'dandan' is 2 eggs...so...

    • @user-pe8uk4mi8y
      @user-pe8uk4mi8y 6 лет назад +2

      Don't forget phan

    • @townofclouds
      @townofclouds 6 лет назад +2

      What about Dan that looks like Phil?

    • @mabzgonmad
      @mabzgonmad 6 лет назад

      Dipper how could u forget. Dan kun

  • @PaisanoTF
    @PaisanoTF 5 лет назад +5309

    Looks like span (Spanish dan) had a short life-*SPAN* HAHA

  • @themandownstairs4765
    @themandownstairs4765 4 года назад +435

    "Secretly Asian Dan."
    "They all look the same to me."
    *breaks the fourth wall* "WOAH."

  • @jamesplayzreviews
    @jamesplayzreviews 2 года назад +3

    "You know you can just talk to me, we've all had that feeling where we bottled up our emotions until we feel like we need to kill a whole bunch of clone"
    I like how specific he was being

  • @dissapointment.
    @dissapointment. 4 года назад +3236

    “hola”
    *gets shot in spanish*
    “ _oh adios_ “
    “well theres suicidal dan but uh”
    *gunshot*
    “yup thats all of them”

    • @pshekchik
      @pshekchik 4 года назад +38

      What if suicidal dan just clined himself to kill him. So, there is 1 more killer dan, who is going to turn Tom in the sofa and close the hole

    • @alextodoroki8672
      @alextodoroki8672 4 года назад +7

      One of the best quotes ever lol

    • @StarDustBunnies464
      @StarDustBunnies464 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @אילןדרל
      @אילןדרל 4 года назад +1

      good job quoting the video, very original.

    • @tacticaldroid9189
      @tacticaldroid9189 4 года назад +1

      @@pshekchik Dun dun Duuuun!!!

  • @SleevesYT
    @SleevesYT 6 лет назад +384

    Me socializing: What is a living room? Have you got new arms?

    • @AnnaJoyce24
      @AnnaJoyce24 5 лет назад +2

      Did your hair lose weight?

  • @JetInAJar
    @JetInAJar 5 лет назад +1829

    Suicidal Dan... man that got me.

    • @tareqn.gaming1622
      @tareqn.gaming1622 5 лет назад +7

      Wow. 353 likes and no repli- oh no I ruined it.

    • @JetInAJar
      @JetInAJar 5 лет назад +5

      Tareq N. Gaming Wait, I had 353 likes? Wtf?!?!?

    • @jacksplayz5466
      @jacksplayz5466 5 лет назад +12

      ok im sorry, but i’m a bit new to TomSka’s awesome channel and his friends, like what about it exactly? don’t tell me dan commited suicide....

    • @sophief.185
      @sophief.185 5 лет назад +30

      @@jacksplayz5466 In his Basically I'm Gay video, he admitted that he attempted suicide when he was younger:(

    • @jacksplayz5466
      @jacksplayz5466 5 лет назад +23

      thats really sad. i am so glad that the attempt failed, and congratulations to him for coming out

  • @roland.w
    @roland.w Год назад +2

    This has the greatest twist ending in all of cinematic history!
    This is just _perfect_

  • @obird1324
    @obird1324 6 лет назад +410

    If you go to the description, it says
    “Phil Lester, As Phan”
    Nice

    • @nova7319
      @nova7319 6 лет назад +10

      And then the top comment (currently) says "Married Dan: Dan Lester" after a bunch of puns about Dan's name.

    • @JCoopsters
      @JCoopsters 6 лет назад

      oof

    • @andreapiedrahita3403
      @andreapiedrahita3403 6 лет назад

      OBird u

  • @greenwinged
    @greenwinged 7 лет назад +285

    I love how many times Tom credits Dan in the description, as each Dan clone

    • @felinoire7
      @felinoire7 7 лет назад +10

      SnowyCreeper1104 and Phil as Phan lol

    • @guso.2587
      @guso.2587 7 лет назад +7

      Phil as Phan ahaha

    • @ace-of-space2004
      @ace-of-space2004 7 лет назад

      SnowyCreeper1104 and then there's just "Phil Lester"

  • @Derpydude58
    @Derpydude58 5 лет назад +3286

    Dan: what are all these dead bodies doing here?
    Tom: Honestly not much
    Genius

  • @8bitbumps
    @8bitbumps 3 года назад +12

    0:06 I feel like the reason he said those weird things is because he forgot he wasn’t a reject.
    Ham quote: sentient ham with the personality of Dan.
    Hair weight loss quote: Dan with a very large amount of hair.
    New arms quote: Dan with snake arms.

  • @clowdyglasses
    @clowdyglasses 5 лет назад +3333

    Captions: HOLA! [dies in spanish]

    • @ejw2354
      @ejw2354 5 лет назад +43

      adios

    • @froggyflonk
      @froggyflonk 5 лет назад +38

      [cries for Spanish compadre in Spanish]

    • @lilredstrawberriez
      @lilredstrawberriez 5 лет назад +15

      [Muffled screaming]
      [Actual screaming]

    • @scarletpersecut
      @scarletpersecut 5 лет назад +12

      Mr. Clowdy (gets shot in Spanish*

    • @JoeMama-mi2ht
      @JoeMama-mi2ht 5 лет назад +15

      I went to go turn on the captions to see it, and i saw different types of options for captions. And one of the them was "English (United Kingdom) With Extra Jokes"😂

  • @bottomfeederfishy
    @bottomfeederfishy 8 лет назад +1482

    if you look in the description, you will see who Phil played. you're welcome.

  • @caeli6746
    @caeli6746 8 лет назад +821

    In the description it says "Phil Lester as Phan" your welcome

  • @gabrieljvelez-perez9275
    @gabrieljvelez-perez9275 5 месяцев назад +1

    “DAN! DAN! HAM!!! [Captions(It’s funny. Laugh.)]”. I couldn’t stop thinking about it since yesterday, which shows how good it is. 😂😂😂😂

  • @vee6087
    @vee6087 5 лет назад +672

    "Well, you know when you wanna tell someone something but you dont wanna hurt their feelings so you kinda bottle it all up inside until it slowly but surely turns into an overwhelming desire to kill them?"
    ...
    "Obviously."

  • @Leadley
    @Leadley 8 лет назад +395

    AMAZING.

  • @pffft5679
    @pffft5679 8 лет назад +428

    HE WAS A DAN FAN AT HEART ITS CLEAR
    HE SEARCHED AND FOUND A DAN HAIR
    HE SPENT TEN LONG YEARS TO BUILD A CLONING MACHINE
    AND NOW HES ACOMPLISHED HIS WONDERFUL DREAM
    TO MAKE A HOUSE OF DANS
    its a house of dans

    • @melaniemendez5549
      @melaniemendez5549 8 лет назад +32

      house of memories
      house of wolves
      house of gold
      and now
      house of dans.
      meant to be

    • @beafirwork
      @beafirwork 8 лет назад

      Julian Yang but he killed them all 😂

    • @Forgotten_Jade
      @Forgotten_Jade 8 лет назад +1

      Melanie Mendez House of Devils
      House of kings

    • @zeecaptainz
      @zeecaptainz 8 лет назад

      Julian Yang IT'S A HAN

    • @anastasia8408
      @anastasia8408 8 лет назад +3

      Melanie Mendez
      House of Dans by Fall Out Boy

  • @dexter-15
    @dexter-15 3 года назад +3

    Dan: is that all of them?
    Tom: well there is suicidal Dan but uu-
    *Gunshot*
    Tom: Yep that's all of them

  • @samisweird5973
    @samisweird5973 7 лет назад +1568

    "Did your hair loose weight?"
    "Did you get new arms?"
    Me too 😂😂😂

  • @395-z9g
    @395-z9g 6 лет назад +432

    “What’s in the living room?”
    “What is a living room? Did you get new... arms?”

    • @jakebello7988
      @jakebello7988 6 лет назад +7

      Gacha Misty “Move out of the way!”
      “Noooo...”

    • @EatFrozenPlastic
      @EatFrozenPlastic 6 лет назад +4

      Did your hair lose..weight?

    • @midnlqht1121
      @midnlqht1121 5 лет назад +6

      Jake Bello “AAAH!”
      “AAAAH! THAT IS A NICE CHAIR! Let’s just look at it.”

    • @TellNoVision
      @TellNoVision 5 лет назад +3

      @@midnlqht1121 *clone slowly falls behind chan* ….so nice

    • @mexicanmedic2.040
      @mexicanmedic2.040 5 лет назад +2

      I saw the the body already Tom I'm gonna call the police *slowly raises phone*

  • @Nubble
    @Nubble 4 года назад +4960

    Alternate ending
    “I turned the real dan into ham”
    “WHAT”
    “I call him Dam”
    “SCREAMS IN HAM”

    • @nell3043
      @nell3043 4 года назад +55

      THIS WOULD BE AMAZING

    • @herbfollower5165
      @herbfollower5165 4 года назад +34

      Ahamhamahammmm!
      (A-ham-ham-ahammm!)

    • @hiiisbus0631
      @hiiisbus0631 4 года назад +33

      ham DAM Dan
      it was foreshadowed

    • @ostaveret1061
      @ostaveret1061 4 года назад +2

      Please

    • @danielstewart3034
      @danielstewart3034 3 года назад +15

      I have a better alternate ending: I turned the real Dan into this gun

  • @derheiligestahlhelm
    @derheiligestahlhelm 3 года назад +2

    The way the Dan clone behind the chair just falls slowly kills me every time.

  • @redhood6186
    @redhood6186 7 лет назад +324

    [gets shot in spanish]
    Didn't know that was possible.

    • @drac3650
      @drac3650 7 лет назад +1

      [responds in Spanish]

  • @zeleniatdq
    @zeleniatdq 4 года назад +527

    _”What is a living room...?”_
    Hah, it’s funny. Cuz all the bodies are dead.....

  • @TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast
    @TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast 4 года назад +3587

    Imagine if it ended like:
    "Hey gu-"
    *BAM*
    "Was that another clone?"
    "No."
    "Ok- Wait what!?"

  • @Enivri
    @Enivri 6 месяцев назад +17

    Suicidal Dan lasted longer than the rest of them

  • @r0wan_onpawz
    @r0wan_onpawz 4 года назад +2028

    “Did you get new..... *arms?* “
    “Did your hair lose.... *weight?* ;w;”

  • @hecatesgf9034
    @hecatesgf9034 8 лет назад +1404

    Spanish Dan
    Span
    Mexidan
    Daniel the Spaniel

  • @Sienna-mt5vn
    @Sienna-mt5vn 7 лет назад +2005

    I guess the living room is now... the DIEning room!

    • @ME-dj9yh
      @ME-dj9yh 7 лет назад +4

      SiSi D yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    • @user-dq1jl4pb9d
      @user-dq1jl4pb9d 7 лет назад +5

      SiSi D but the dining room is wear you eat...

    • @beanosben2093
      @beanosben2093 7 лет назад +3

      SiSi D cringy af

    • @DubGaro
      @DubGaro 7 лет назад +7

      Or: I guess it's not the living room anymore.

    • @bluetiger0574
      @bluetiger0574 7 лет назад +2

      SiSi D Hoi tEMmy

  • @skullmastergamer
    @skullmastergamer Год назад +1

    1:34 “Hey, say that to my face!” *Holds up elbow*
    Why did I laugh at this so much

  • @acaziahkawasaki1082
    @acaziahkawasaki1082 7 лет назад +500

    "Phil Lester as Phan"? TomSka wants to kill us doesn't he.

    • @acaziahkawasaki1082
      @acaziahkawasaki1082 7 лет назад +1

      TomSka doesn't actually say it.... he just put it in the description. You know, now that I'm thinking about it, I bet either Dan or Phil suggested him doing that...

    • @acaziahkawasaki1082
      @acaziahkawasaki1082 7 лет назад +19

      Kai The wolf That's it, Phil tops confirmed! 😂 (And if you didn't get it, this is a joke.)

  • @morganbodhi9492
    @morganbodhi9492 8 лет назад +1036

    Random slightly personal story: I randomly said "say that to my face" and pointed to my elbow in science class last year and this girl noticed and we did that for a while and then I showed her the video and long story short we got to be great friends bc of that and now we're dating so yep. If you were actually curious enough to read this whole comment I salute you

  • @safiyyaha8871
    @safiyyaha8871 8 лет назад +907

    ham overload. ham overdose
    guys this is giving me pinof throwbacks

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 9 дней назад +1

    “Well there’s suicidal dan, but uh…”
    As someone who has struggled with The Thoughts that joke always sends me 😂

  • @bloody.halloween
    @bloody.halloween 6 лет назад +526

    "And remember kids if a strange man offers you sweets there's probably more in his car"
    Me: LOL I'M DYING

    • @angelferrer1
      @angelferrer1 6 лет назад +5

      Covfefe 1999 i thought it was remember kids, don't cry CRAFT!😂

    • @sequxi
      @sequxi 6 лет назад +7

      As he dies.. “DRINK BLEACH-..”

    • @momota8067
      @momota8067 6 лет назад +2

      I am the Hundredth like

    • @sayhibobbi
      @sayhibobbi 6 лет назад +1

      No you're not. But the clones are.

    • @pickles4613
      @pickles4613 6 лет назад

      *oOh, i liEk cAndY!!*