Any Regrets?

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • I regret nothing! Well... Apart from starting that zombie apocalypse...
    Written and Directed by Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell ( / tomska )
    Co-Starring Dodie ‘dodie’ Clark ( / doddleoddle ,
    Co-Written by Eddie Bowley ( / eddache )
    Cinematography by Max Brill (maxbrill.co.uk)
    Edited by Elliot Gough ( / elliotexplicit )
    Visual Effects by David 'Hoolopee' Post ( / hoolopee )
    Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
    Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
    Costume and Makeup by Silvija Vil ( / 2svj7 )
    Camera Assistance by Erin Hopkins (erinhopkins.co.uk)
    Sound Recording by Karl Laeufer (karl-laeufer.com)
    Boom Operation by Matthew Baron
    Produced by Charlie Hicks and Marianne Turton
    On Set Assistance by Alex Guilford
    Featuring Sammy Paul ( / sammy ,
    Daniel J Layton ( / danieljlayton ,
    and Deepraj Singh ( / deepyraah ,
    with Evan Edinger ( / naveregnide ,
    Elliot and Silvija as zombies and Eddie as Daddy Clark
    CONTENT WARNING: Mild gore, homoeroticism, and floppy hands.
    TomSka Shirts (tomskashop.com/)
    Twitter ( / thetomska )
    Facebook ( thetomska)
    Tumblr ( / thetomska )
    Secondary Channel ( / darksquidge )
    Special thanks to Jackalope Brighton for providing some of the costumes ( / weheartjackalope )

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @meesemurger
    @meesemurger 5 лет назад +3763

    Did he just try to hammer a screw?

    • @natalyag8641
      @natalyag8641 5 лет назад +95

      yes. yes they did.

    • @josephbanks6319
      @josephbanks6319 5 лет назад +25

      Sammy is a grade A moron

    • @yvonneelmandorf7456
      @yvonneelmandorf7456 5 лет назад +9

      Natalya G Was That a Phineas and Ferb reference...cus if so...yoU ARE AMAZING

    • @Lemilie
      @Lemilie 5 лет назад +79

      Better to hammer a screw than to screw a hammer

    • @kentonbaird1723
      @kentonbaird1723 4 года назад +8

      @@Lemilie I came here to say that.

  • @cabbaged_
    @cabbaged_ 6 лет назад +1593

    In the very beginning, he's trying to nail a screw.

  • @tlamiczka
    @tlamiczka 7 лет назад +1929

    Zombie milestones:
    1968 - walking zombies
    2002 - running zombies
    2017 - kissing zombies

  • @Speedx67
    @Speedx67 4 года назад +3713

    "I regret sleeping with her dad last night!"
    If a zombie bit him yesterday and he slept with the dad last night...Did he get bitten during-?

  • @jmcbresilfr
    @jmcbresilfr 7 лет назад +4852

    I love how God says "Oh my god!" and Jesus says "Jesus Christ!".

    • @toastytoby6237
      @toastytoby6237 7 лет назад +14

      Jmc76 Same

    • @dopomaximus7083
      @dopomaximus7083 7 лет назад +33

      I had to pause the video for a few minutes because I was laughing so hard!

    • @sssophie9292
      @sssophie9292 7 лет назад +10

      Jmc76 I liked that bit too. Had a silent chuckle.

    • @the-anhpham3364
      @the-anhpham3364 3 года назад +9

      Oh thank god*

    • @liasistariani7959
      @liasistariani7959 2 года назад +4

      That’s essentially just if my name was dave i would say “Holy dave”

  • @UnPhayzable
    @UnPhayzable 7 лет назад +1913

    That's one really convenient abandoned house

    • @alexlee2581
      @alexlee2581 7 лет назад

      frezzo119 same

    • @lolageez1
      @lolageez1 6 лет назад +2

      Full of costumes and props

    • @melododie
      @melododie 6 лет назад +5

      And conveniently some helium.

  • @sananaryon4061
    @sananaryon4061 6 лет назад +6802

    "I regret what I did in the capital of Thailand"
    "Bangkok?"
    "Who told you?"
    Oh my god, quality wordplay

    • @HexIron
      @HexIron 6 лет назад +186

      Didnt realize it, thank you for that

    • @jongjocelannpenetrado1123
      @jongjocelannpenetrado1123 6 лет назад +30

      I don't get it .explain pls

    • @luminousdelight5097
      @luminousdelight5097 6 лет назад +86

      jongalongong l
      it Sounded Like "bang cock"
      thats the joke

    • @hongkyngo5010
      @hongkyngo5010 6 лет назад +14

      bang cock? what does that mean? he hit his own cock?

    • @bumpusm
      @bumpusm 6 лет назад +11

      Zanar Naryon I Did
      (PS I Live In Thailand)
      (Another PS I Didn’t Told Him That)

  • @jeremygelwicks1177
    @jeremygelwicks1177 5 лет назад +8230

    "I regret what I did in the capital of Thailand"
    "Bangkok?"
    "Who told you."
    BRILLIANT

  • @e1eventeen148
    @e1eventeen148 6 лет назад +4853

    SHE WAS MY WIFE TO BE
    BUT NOW SHES MADE OF BEES
    HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

    • @numnum3316
      @numnum3316 6 лет назад +26

      E1eventeen i thought it was how could this happen to bee

    • @humanbean4037
      @humanbean4037 6 лет назад +30

      then I MADE MY MISTAKES

    • @amadmadmadhatter276
      @amadmadmadhatter276 6 лет назад +20

      I would love to sing that in a barbershop quartet

    • @lox_ir
      @lox_ir 5 лет назад +14

      The government is bees 🐝

    • @Alexander-lh4rq
      @Alexander-lh4rq 5 лет назад +3

      just types out words from the video adding absolutely fuck all and gets 1k likes, thats how exploiting the mentally handicapped works

  • @LucasJay
    @LucasJay 7 лет назад +430

    Sammy's little "Daddy' at the end really gave this sketch what it needed

  • @erhsdtusrsrtjsrj56856
    @erhsdtusrsrtjsrj56856 6 лет назад +3127

    *acting out the bible*
    wait...wait.... i have read this
    “oh thank god!”
    “jesus christ”

  • @secret811
    @secret811 7 лет назад +1635

    Tomska is amazing

    • @jheel2119
      @jheel2119 7 лет назад +1

      he is vewwwyyyy noicee

    • @onetwothreefour3957
      @onetwothreefour3957 7 лет назад +5

      no, he's fat and doughy
      fat and doughy action man doesnt work aswell as buff and iron-chinned action man
      i want the old tomska back

    • @FlyntNukaOfficial
      @FlyntNukaOfficial 7 лет назад +2

      He's still got it!

    • @hannahconover2092
      @hannahconover2092 7 лет назад +3

      Onetwo Threefour I feel bad for him getting fat

    • @onetwothreefour3957
      @onetwothreefour3957 7 лет назад +2

      DixonTike yeah, me too : /
      and yes, he's still got it, but damn the action looks more and more silly with every kg he carries around

  • @soupcube5962
    @soupcube5962 6 лет назад +431

    I like how Jesus says thank god and god says Jesus Christ. Nice touch.

    • @illythewisp
      @illythewisp 5 лет назад +8

      You mean the other way around? 👀

    • @Haz_wizZYT
      @Haz_wizZYT 4 года назад +3

      Jesus says Oh my god

  • @dr.heinzboofenshmirtz2541
    @dr.heinzboofenshmirtz2541 7 лет назад +315

    Valentines card idea:
    I’ll be your daddy man

    • @Juhsuwah
      @Juhsuwah 6 лет назад +10

      Savage Cabbage Faaaatheerr!

    • @parkeypence5974
      @parkeypence5974 6 лет назад

      Your profile picture matches this very well.

  • @ibtastico
    @ibtastico 3 года назад +308

    the Father came down and bellowed "Jesus, I am your daddy man", to which Jesus Christ, hallowed be thy name replied "Father!" *intense kissing noises* - Matthew 6:9

  • @speckofdignity2487
    @speckofdignity2487 7 лет назад +186

    “CONTENT WARNING: Mild gore, homoeroticism, and floppy hands”
    OH NO, NOT THE FLOPPY HANDS!

    • @DEEa12Y
      @DEEa12Y 3 года назад

      *FLOPPY HAND NOISES*

  • @lpstravlers
    @lpstravlers 7 лет назад +575

    I just realized dodie said hands instead of house
    That makes more sense

  • @Justinfortune98
    @Justinfortune98 7 лет назад +298

    Man walking dead is really starting to pick up finally

    • @corvus1374
      @corvus1374 7 лет назад

      FUCK OFFFFFFFF

    • @GoffCool
      @GoffCool 7 лет назад

      Actually this is Call Of Duty related.

  • @JGT-yd2wx
    @JGT-yd2wx 3 года назад +63

    the fact that they find the fact that she hasnt seen star wars more suprising than a zombie bite is accurate

  • @puski5012
    @puski5012 7 лет назад +803

    The quote is actually "No, I am your daddy man"...

    • @SalwaSmilez
      @SalwaSmilez 7 лет назад +14

      MANDELA EFFEEEECCCCTTTTT

    • @ognok6698
      @ognok6698 7 лет назад +6

      nope, it just wouldn't make sense without context so people changed it xddd

    • @kpagel2001
      @kpagel2001 7 лет назад +1

      Mandela effect

    • @vivianhawkins7980
      @vivianhawkins7980 7 лет назад +1

      Puski Fatherrrrr 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rea_keebz
    @rea_keebz 7 лет назад +164

    That was… um… _a lot_

  • @matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471
    @matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471 6 лет назад +613

    Better love stories than 50 shades of grey

  • @swiftgoose1941
    @swiftgoose1941 4 года назад +1812

    content warnings:
    mild gore
    homoerotiscm
    *floppy hands*

  • @FBI-ov7lb
    @FBI-ov7lb 7 лет назад +933

    *I regret living*

  • @ArnovanZelst
    @ArnovanZelst 7 лет назад +3265

    My zombie daddy: a love story

    • @lillycarney34
      @lillycarney34 7 лет назад

      Arno goes Online I would read it 😂

    • @the-chillian
      @the-chillian 7 лет назад +4

      As opposed to the Bible, which is all about a zombie son.

    • @foxelexofiv5349
      @foxelexofiv5349 7 лет назад +3

      Still a better love story than Twilight

    • @the-chillian
      @the-chillian 7 лет назад +1

      Foxy Fedora A zombie meme is strangely appropriate.

    • @rayhaana.3153
      @rayhaana.3153 7 лет назад

      Arno goes Online daddy-man

  • @Artcat932
    @Artcat932 4 года назад +107

    “I am your daddy man.”
    “FAR-DER!1!1!”
    **kissing intensifies**
    The best part of this entire video.

  • @DynamiteChris006
    @DynamiteChris006 5 лет назад +2263

    Military:Where did these zombies even come from?
    Tom: They came from *The Hole*

    • @tentilol
      @tentilol 5 лет назад +35

      Christian Stanley *DRAMATIC STING*
      *Meanwhile in a parallel universe where gravity is reversed*

    • @mikedantonio4731
      @mikedantonio4731 5 лет назад +14

      Ryeun Miguel meanwhile in a parallel universe where the hole doesn’t know where the humans came from

    • @funnier_in_enochian2375
      @funnier_in_enochian2375 4 года назад +6

      @@mikedantonio4731 OK you just made me choke on air 😂😂😂

    • @annejoyce5543
      @annejoyce5543 4 года назад +4

      What's that?
      Hole person

    • @thatoneguywiththatonename
      @thatoneguywiththatonename 4 года назад +7

      I can Imagine him being questioned..
      Military guy: Where did the hole come from?
      Tom: I don't know, I just woke up one day, **slurps coffee** then there was a hole..
      Military guy: Oka.. HEY, Where'd you get that coffee?

  • @alyshamacdonald4785
    @alyshamacdonald4785 5 лет назад +198

    1:40 : Starwars in a Shellnut

  • @officiallyshroomie
    @officiallyshroomie 4 года назад +3539

    At the end of the bible one
    God: "oh thank god"
    Jesus: "jesus christ"

  • @0ssified
    @0ssified Год назад +11

    2:04 that ain't no "Breaking Bad", that's "Banging Dad"

  • @melaniemurphyofficial
    @melaniemurphyofficial 7 лет назад +3131

    S A M M Y

    • @AlexDoge20
      @AlexDoge20 7 лет назад +2

      I WAS HYSTERICAL

    • @azurehaiku
      @azurehaiku 7 лет назад

      trick ster what the actual FUCK

    • @azurehaiku
      @azurehaiku 7 лет назад

      a girl doing a strip dance

    • @samcherws
      @samcherws 7 лет назад +3

      i read this the way sammy said "fa-ther"

    • @crba1725
      @crba1725 7 лет назад +1

      Melanie Murphy You are very beautiful.

  • @georgus1187
    @georgus1187 6 лет назад +3076

    Anyone else notice that Jesus said “Jesus Christ” and God said “Thank God” when they didn’t have to kiss

  • @anexoticpancake7464
    @anexoticpancake7464 6 лет назад +271

    Welp. This is now in my watch history.

    • @deskbop
      @deskbop 4 года назад +5

      This sentence along with the profile picture. Gold

    • @poopie41
      @poopie41 4 года назад +3

      Is this what you post on EVERY video

  • @ivebeeenthinkntomuchl8627
    @ivebeeenthinkntomuchl8627 5 лет назад +5413

    Dodie making a “bisexual isn’t real” joke before coming out as bi

    • @Lemilie
      @Lemilie 4 года назад +318

      Well he said biracial didn't he?

    • @snovaspectre2
      @snovaspectre2 4 года назад +319

      @@Lemilie no duh, it was a joke referencing bisexuality

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 4 года назад +391

      @@snovaspectre2 yep, a joke mocking the "bisexuals aren't real, more like greedy" bs

    • @jonnypayne598
      @jonnypayne598 4 года назад +8

      @@snovaspectre2 was it?

    • @johnhill1034
      @johnhill1034 4 года назад +4

      Ivebeeenthinkntomuch YT he said biracial idiot

  • @nicholask7566
    @nicholask7566 6 лет назад +3390

    Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one who hasn't seen Star Wars or Breaking Bad

    • @porrasm
      @porrasm 6 лет назад +137

      Nicholas Kunst Well you have now.

    • @aresjones4761
      @aresjones4761 6 лет назад +10

      Go away.

    • @alissawilliams3435
      @alissawilliams3435 6 лет назад +22

      Nicholas Kunst same.But I am 11,so that explains the latter...

    • @imthesenate6468
      @imthesenate6468 6 лет назад +15

      @@alissawilliams3435 I saw every star wars when I was 11 so that's no excuse

    • @zlaxxi
      @zlaxxi 6 лет назад +6

      @Lone Wolf you what?

  • @wunwun3
    @wunwun3 4 года назад +31

    2:52
    Mine Turtle: Hello!
    Everyone: OH NO
    *Boom*

  • @christopherramsey7027
    @christopherramsey7027 7 лет назад +128

    Do you realize that both of the last two videos have ended with a makeout scene?

    • @Kal0nji
      @Kal0nji 6 лет назад +6

      Christopher Ramsey I just realized that,Tom making out with an alien and Sammy making out with Dodie's dad .-.

  • @AmiYamato
    @AmiYamato 7 лет назад +492

    I've never seen a TomSka video.

    • @vidoodles
      @vidoodles 7 лет назад +9

      Hi Ami! I know you from your collab with Tom! Love your videos!

    • @K0tasan
      @K0tasan 7 лет назад +8

      ive never seen a ami yamato video

    • @gabe5499
      @gabe5499 7 лет назад +4

      Seriously?

    • @pengkemmanuelsylvester3746
      @pengkemmanuelsylvester3746 7 лет назад +14

      Ami, I am your daddy-man

    • @mochigirl8055
      @mochigirl8055 7 лет назад +2

      Gabe Hey She's joking. They made a video together.

  • @karamellies
    @karamellies 4 года назад +244

    *wait what*
    *YOU’VE NEVER SEEN STAR WARS*

    • @888fuxfate2
      @888fuxfate2 4 года назад +1

      Yeee

    • @F1Z5Y
      @F1Z5Y 4 года назад +1

      My friend has never seen Star Wars. Nothing to be ashamed of.

    • @somethingnotraecist
      @somethingnotraecist 4 года назад +1

      Yes No One Got Bit

    • @karamellies
      @karamellies 4 года назад

      *Dipper Pines* I have only seen bits of it

    • @pdh__
      @pdh__ 4 года назад

      I have never seen starwars

  • @LaughOverLife
    @LaughOverLife 7 лет назад +825

    I regret not commenting a better comment about what i regret regretting

    • @meh5955
      @meh5955 7 лет назад +1

      Laugh Over Life whoa...

    • @danielleweston555
      @danielleweston555 7 лет назад +1

      SERIOUSLY?!?

    • @CZPickle
      @CZPickle 3 года назад

      You regret regretting what comment you initially regret not writing in which you regret about this video called any regrets

    • @hydronicnerd1839
      @hydronicnerd1839 3 года назад

      @@CZPickle .

    • @hydronicnerd1839
      @hydronicnerd1839 3 года назад

      @@CZPickle
      .

  • @Milmiskew
    @Milmiskew 7 лет назад +869

    Ok, see you in another 2 months.

    • @spyderpig991
      @spyderpig991 7 лет назад

      Milmiskew Marking the calendars

    • @rasp_rock6797
      @rasp_rock6797 7 лет назад

      Milmiskew funny....

    • @Zukooooooooo
      @Zukooooooooo 7 лет назад +1

      you could watch his weekly blogs

    • @starsontheshore1324
      @starsontheshore1324 7 лет назад +3

      actually this was the end of the hiatus lol, he’ll be putting out more sketches a tiny bit more frequently

    • @weirdTedE91
      @weirdTedE91 7 лет назад +3

      With another sketch ending with making out?

  • @samgrant6792
    @samgrant6792 7 лет назад +170

    "OH FUCK OFF"....a few seconds in and im already laughing my ass off

    • @HappyPotat
      @HappyPotat 7 лет назад +1

      If the apocalypse happens I want to be this man.

  • @addamazeing
    @addamazeing 3 года назад +26

    I NEVER realized at 3:56 he says "oh, daddy"

  • @con0852
    @con0852 6 лет назад +335

    How shawn of the dead should have ended

  • @bonelesslad
    @bonelesslad 3 года назад +155

    “I regret what I did in the capital of Thailand...”
    “Bangkok?”
    “Who told you?”
    That is the funniest line in this XD

  • @cffee3288
    @cffee3288 5 лет назад +81

    _”any regrets?”_
    Me: you’re already looking at it.

  • @crackcocanius584
    @crackcocanius584 3 года назад +57

    “Never seen fan fiction”
    “Are you kidding me”
    I think it’s for the sake of sanity we resign in showing her

    • @arrielradja5522
      @arrielradja5522 2 года назад +2

      Well there is non sexual good fanfic
      Recomendation:
      Life in konoha anbu

  • @vinnypoohanimations
    @vinnypoohanimations 7 лет назад +420

    Don't need to say WTF... This is just TomSka 🌞

    • @vinnypoohanimations
      @vinnypoohanimations 7 лет назад +2

      Le roi de l'humour abstrait 👑☝️💋 MUAH

    • @chloot
      @chloot 7 лет назад

      Vinny Pooh i.

    • @RuleOneOfficial
      @RuleOneOfficial 7 лет назад

      ruclips.net/channel/UCi_pA4fcVwVCv_d4qqBOWOQ?view_as=public Oh yes another one!

  • @f0x23
    @f0x23 7 лет назад +147

    that turned gay really quickly

    • @zonetropper
      @zonetropper 7 лет назад +1

      ?

    • @funny5714
      @funny5714 7 лет назад +3

      Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to survive the apocalypse

    • @f0x23
      @f0x23 7 лет назад

      r u homophobic? its the future

  • @diacomical3459
    @diacomical3459 7 лет назад +193

    @0:06 Nailing a screw with a hammer.... Nice :D

    • @matthewsayer3364
      @matthewsayer3364 7 лет назад +20

      Yes, because when boarding up a door as an undead horde tries to break it down to tear the flesh off your bones, one must make sure to follow the appropriate woodworking practices.

    • @SkyAce200
      @SkyAce200 6 лет назад +28

      Guess they were already screwed

    • @That1AwkwardDude
      @That1AwkwardDude 6 лет назад +1

      Matias Dos Santos Lmfao good one 😂😂👌🏻👌🏻

    • @lanky_leon1549
      @lanky_leon1549 6 лет назад +3

      Matias Dos Santos he nailed it 😛

    • @Rhepli
      @Rhepli 6 лет назад +1

      Leonator, nah he screwed it up

  • @Di_616
    @Di_616 4 года назад +49

    Description:
    "I regret nothing!...except for starting the zombie apocalypse"
    What

  • @layeredchip3220
    @layeredchip3220 7 лет назад +616

    Perfect as awesome Tom. Perfect as always.

  • @mikaelastradling6637
    @mikaelastradling6637 7 лет назад +138

    Where did those zombies come from?
    The Hole.

    • @sayhibobbi
      @sayhibobbi 7 лет назад +6

      *hole noises*

    • @Bookmaster19
      @Bookmaster19 7 лет назад +3

      Bwwaaaaaaaah

    • @luketonyford
      @luketonyford 7 лет назад +2

      Sips coffee

    • @jojogape
      @jojogape 7 лет назад +1

      Thank you for reminding me it was a thing. Rewatching rn,

  • @MOTHERWELL4LIFE
    @MOTHERWELL4LIFE 4 года назад +76

    Wait what?
    *Y O U N E V E R P L A Y E D T U B E R -*

    • @UDSArchive
      @UDSArchive 4 года назад +1

      You know it’s fun right?

    • @Evlampiy
      @Evlampiy 4 года назад +1

      I'm not supposed to give my opinion

    • @THAT_FnafKid
      @THAT_FnafKid 4 года назад

      What?

    • @UDSArchive
      @UDSArchive 4 года назад

      @Frosted Elf You fool, you broke the chain and will now be sacrificed to the ranch

    • @kyuiki
      @kyuiki 3 года назад

      Pewds. Im your father.

  • @abledbody
    @abledbody 7 лет назад +61

    Pff, "Oh thank god", "Jesus Christ", 2:31

  • @minervajeanlupin8755
    @minervajeanlupin8755 7 лет назад +194

    When I die, I want this to be the last video I watch

  • @maurymod92
    @maurymod92 7 лет назад +357

    Where's the Zombie? There's the Zombie!

  • @AndreloXR
    @AndreloXR 6 лет назад +31

    Tomska's skits are something else tbh. They are so fucking stupid, yet so fucking clever at the same time!!! I love it!
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    • @bruhwhat2208
      @bruhwhat2208 6 лет назад

      Sir0cks I wouldn't say "clever" silly, more like

    • @AndreloXR
      @AndreloXR 6 лет назад

      I hate you

    • @bruhwhat2208
      @bruhwhat2208 6 лет назад

      XD well, the silliness makes it funny

  • @funny5714
    @funny5714 7 лет назад +194

    Come on, Star Wars had enough incest, without this, don’t make it worse.

  • @pootard3538
    @pootard3538 7 лет назад +523

    *SORRY I WAS EATING A MILKY WAY*

    • @hleghe810
      @hleghe810 7 лет назад +2

      That one gear doctor from Rick and Morty ?

    • @pootard3538
      @pootard3538 7 лет назад +6

      It's a reference from a commercial based on Milky Way, a REALLY bad one...

    • @ethanphilpot7643
      @ethanphilpot7643 7 лет назад

      That one gear doctor from Rick and Morty
      So just like every commercial today?

    • @pinkietrigger7468
      @pinkietrigger7468 7 лет назад

      That one gear doctor from Rick and Morty I'M EATING A KIT-KAT RIGHT NOW

    • @Miau7997
      @Miau7997 7 лет назад +1

      Go back to 20fadhils comment section babe💋

  • @BeansBem
    @BeansBem Год назад +2

    "Jesse, I am your daddy man!"
    "Faaadahh." man this got me dead

  • @Oonggaboong
    @Oonggaboong 7 лет назад +83

    The quartet bees in helium is so hillarious,,, ^^

  • @LukaLehmann
    @LukaLehmann 3 года назад +19

    0:55 After 3 years, I finally get the joke

    • @LukaLehmann
      @LukaLehmann 3 года назад

      @THE SHiNGAMi Tom says he regrets what he did in the capital of Thailand: Which if you didn’t know is ‘Bangkok’. When Sam says ‘Bangkok?’ And Tom asks ‘Who told you?’ The joke here is that Tom ‘Banged his Kok’ in ‘Bangkok’. And when Sam says ‘Bangkok?’ Tom thought that Sam knew that he ‘Banged his Kok’ in ‘Bangkok’.

    • @OJB437
      @OJB437 3 года назад

      @@LukaLehmann wtf

    • @LukaLehmann
      @LukaLehmann 3 года назад

      @@OJB437 What? That IS the joke.

    • @OJB437
      @OJB437 3 года назад

      @@LukaLehmann yeah its random and funny 😂

    • @hunbenny
      @hunbenny 2 года назад

      It's more like he bangged a cock, as a slang for male bird, in this context, a person with a penis.
      And there is a legend, that sometimes, it's too late to find out, that your Thai prostitute has/had a penis. Probably Tom did find it out the 'hard' way. Pun intended.

  • @rollingcoasters2311
    @rollingcoasters2311 7 лет назад +71

    3:14
    I've made my mistakes, got nowhere to run, this night goes on...

  • @yeeyee452
    @yeeyee452 7 лет назад +740

    could be gayer

  • @elephantofdestiny8628
    @elephantofdestiny8628 7 лет назад +108

    A good old classic Tomska sketch. I love it!

  • @thefirstgamer3371
    @thefirstgamer3371 3 года назад +3

    “LUKE- I AM YOUR DADDY MAN”
    *proceeds to make out*
    *gold*

  • @john.j5736
    @john.j5736 7 лет назад +173

    Eh
    Better love story then twilight

  • @_kdawg_
    @_kdawg_ 7 лет назад +253

    Chrush: Hey
    Me: *FATHER*
    Chrush: ??
    Me: *eyebrow raising*

    • @aurawraxd
      @aurawraxd 7 лет назад +9

      Kristen Davis I AM YOUR DADDYMAN

    • @_kdawg_
      @_kdawg_ 7 лет назад +1

      1:43 2:03 2:24

    • @tabascosauce3168
      @tabascosauce3168 7 лет назад +6

      what’s a chrush

    • @musingsofasquidlover2112
      @musingsofasquidlover2112 7 лет назад +3

      It's a "rare species of bird commonly found in the Aleutian Islands region. It makes nests only out of blue materials and its call sounds similar to that of the Alaskan windebaggan (my personal favorite bird species). Unfortunately, due to rising wind levels, the chrush is experiencing severe habitat loss and ornithologists forecast it will be extinct by 2023 if nothing is done to prevent its decline."
      I ripped this from Wikipedia, but I'm actually working with a group called Chrush Rehabilitation and Wilderness Deprivation Anti-advancement Division, or CRAWDAD. Just got back from holding a seminar for locals on how not using Windex or similar cleaning products on their windows could help raise the chrush population by 4.2% in the next seven months. Seems small, but everything helps at this point!
      Anyway, I was quite happy to see another chrush lover. The joke is because they don't actually say "hey", it would take you by surprise. And due to the green argyle pattern of their feathering, you would then be so taken aback as to think it was your dead father come back as a chrush to chide you for being a failure to his legacy that you would call it "father". ROFL! I'm sure the joke went over many of the less educated RUclips commenters' heads, which is why I took it upon myself to explain.

    • @tabascosauce3168
      @tabascosauce3168 7 лет назад +1

      Musings of a Squid Lover thank you so much for taking the time to write out such a thorough reply I am now a better educated person because of it

  • @andygrvs
    @andygrvs 5 лет назад +31

    Did they really kiss?
    *JUST FOR THIS?!*

  • @jeffrygirard6992
    @jeffrygirard6992 7 лет назад +54

    Was he hammering a screw

    • @ThePCguy17
      @ThePCguy17 7 лет назад +2

      It's the all new Kinetic Screwdriver™

  • @emeline_4
    @emeline_4 7 лет назад +140

    I always forget how many thoughtless assholes there are out there until I read a RUclips comment section. This sketch is damn funny Tom

    • @jackrags6984
      @jackrags6984 7 лет назад +1

      ? How do you find this funny

    • @emeline_4
      @emeline_4 7 лет назад +14

      Actually my point wasn't very clear, everyone is entitled to their own opinion (and to not find it funny), I'm just pissed when people say it in a such a dick way, or make comments totally unrelated to the content of the video (like completely useless comments on Tom's appearance)

    • @-.-._1182
      @-.-._1182 7 лет назад

      Emeline same

  • @DudleyDudders
    @DudleyDudders 7 лет назад +168

    Can't wait for baby Rick to grow up and see a video of his dad making out with Sammy in zombie make-up

  • @carlosantiagomontanorodrig7304
    @carlosantiagomontanorodrig7304 4 года назад +10

    0:46 My favorite part

  • @darcyjanej
    @darcyjanej 7 лет назад +124

    Sammy getting all the boys ;p

  • @nancyolej
    @nancyolej 6 лет назад +66

    I regret not watching this sooner.

  • @linkibear8644
    @linkibear8644 Год назад +3

    He comes out, then when they recreate star wars, he comes out for real.

  • @ethanisreal1656
    @ethanisreal1656 7 лет назад +69

    That star wars scene was beautiful

  • @richmondpeg
    @richmondpeg 5 лет назад +12

    0:16 Tom: **Uses Shotgun**
    Shotgun: **Only shoots one zombie at a time**
    You do know shotguns scatter bullets right?

    • @reyernestambayec1686
      @reyernestambayec1686 5 лет назад +5

      What if he was using slugs? Or I'm still wrong

    • @drchicken2477
      @drchicken2477 4 года назад +1

      @@reyernestambayec1686 Was just about to say this.

  • @harzaid7289
    @harzaid7289 7 лет назад +45

    1:46 oh shit :v

    • @JulianSlime
      @JulianSlime 6 лет назад +2

      That's what really happened in star wars

  • @annacline6349
    @annacline6349 5 лет назад +27

    1:28
    I think we know who bit him

  • @kittykai8852
    @kittykai8852 5 лет назад +68

    2:14
    Maybe now's a good time to...
    BE MORE CHILL!
    U know what, I've never seen it.
    HOW COULD YOU NOT HAVE?!?!
    Person dressed as Michael: Jeremy, I am your daddy man..
    Person dressed as Jeremy: Father....

    • @whoopsiedoodles9078
      @whoopsiedoodles9078 5 лет назад +7

      Boyf riends shipper I see :D

    • @tannerdodson3556
      @tannerdodson3556 4 года назад +2

      I read the book and that happens at least twenty times per chapter

    • @M4teusSemH
      @M4teusSemH Год назад +2

      Maybe five nights after that we'll meet freddy
      Remember thet game Fnaf?
      Never played it
      OH COME ON-
      Micheal,i am you daddy man
      Fathuuuuh.......
      *KISSES*
      *vomits*

  • @KitAndrewLardizabal
    @KitAndrewLardizabal 5 лет назад +2

    Help me I can’t stop rewatching this video
    It’s just soooooooo good

  • @Math_Ematik
    @Math_Ematik 7 лет назад +6

    -Where did all those zombies come from ?
    -From the Hole [Hole sound]

  • @thekingofcontent7539
    @thekingofcontent7539 3 года назад +3

    Watching them re-enact things is better than the original stuff

  • @justingarrett2239
    @justingarrett2239 7 лет назад +106

    Any regerts?

    • @jackrags6984
      @jackrags6984 7 лет назад +5

      Justin Garrett - watching this video

    • @memeselk693
      @memeselk693 7 лет назад +12

      Justin Garrett regerting not knowing how to spell regert

    • @justingarrett2239
      @justingarrett2239 7 лет назад

      Memeselk that milky way commercial tho😂 no regerts!

    • @sssophie9292
      @sssophie9292 7 лет назад

      Justin Garrett that's funny you should comment that, as I know quite a few people have had that tattooed

    • @ObinnaWGMI
      @ObinnaWGMI 7 лет назад

      Justin Garrett no ragrets

  • @Nico-xq9vn
    @Nico-xq9vn 6 лет назад +80

    I am your daddy man

  • @testentity1.0gaming95
    @testentity1.0gaming95 2 года назад +3

    "OH FUCK OFF!" What a great response to a zombie attack.

  • @jyeedwards8049
    @jyeedwards8049 6 лет назад +24

    When Tom said “*MOVE!*” I thought he said “*MOO!*”

  • @iidanielii1571
    @iidanielii1571 7 лет назад +22

    “Garfield maybe..”

  • @cherridrums320
    @cherridrums320 4 года назад +11

    "I regret dying a virgin"
    Imagine if someone said that

  • @ericchan5396
    @ericchan5396 7 лет назад +80

    Son : Father, how are baby born?
    Dad : Well, when a man loves another man...
    "I'm your daddy-man!" "Father!"
    *start making out*

  • @MellowMakings
    @MellowMakings 4 года назад +2

    0:08 Why is this the best “Fuck off.” I’ve ever heard.

  • @dwuddle
    @dwuddle 7 лет назад +368

    Could be gayer

  • @isabelah3023
    @isabelah3023 7 лет назад +56

    Wtf
    *falls over laughing*

  • @littlemilord139
    @littlemilord139 7 лет назад +44

    I think i need to see bloopers from it 😂

    • @Michaelosophie
      @Michaelosophie 7 лет назад +5

      Little Milord I thought these were the bloopers..

    • @jourdanwolf
      @jourdanwolf 7 лет назад +1

      Partially it's in Last week check it out :p

    • @littlemilord139
      @littlemilord139 7 лет назад +1

      Jourdan Wolf i saw them 😄

  • @DapperFrog
    @DapperFrog 5 лет назад +2

    I like how the warnings start of as actual warnings and then joke.

  • @el7836
    @el7836 7 лет назад +92

    I am so confused

  • @wat007
    @wat007 7 лет назад +130

    Hot

    • @ifuzegaming
      @ifuzegaming 7 лет назад +2

      wat007 - Mobile Gaming Videos
      Ummm...
      Did u search zombie p....... nvm

    • @kokussnuss85
      @kokussnuss85 7 лет назад

      well played

    • @wat007
      @wat007 7 лет назад

      iFuze ;)

    • @wat007
      @wat007 7 лет назад

      OX-MAN17 :)

    • @rellarella0305
      @rellarella0305 7 лет назад

      ...Mobile Gaming Videos...

  • @aperson8966
    @aperson8966 4 года назад +15

    3:07 XDD