Primitive Correctness (feat. Crabstickz)

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @JoshIdstein
    @JoshIdstein 9 лет назад +8169

    Whenever Tom and Chris work together, the end product is pure gold.
    Or, I guess, bronze.

    • @amybradu1767
      @amybradu1767 9 лет назад +160

      No bronze yet either, this is the Stone Age, we can't use metal yet

    • @Cooper287
      @Cooper287 9 лет назад +176

      +Aaron Idstein Saying it rocks is the best for this case.

    • @JoshIdstein
      @JoshIdstein 9 лет назад +25

      +Cooper damn why didn't I think of this?

    • @happydolphin1432
      @happydolphin1432 9 лет назад +7

      Oooh I see what you done theeeeere...

    • @powderedwater67
      @powderedwater67 9 лет назад +2

      +Aaron Idstein lol

  • @jobRobbemond
    @jobRobbemond 8 лет назад +8094

    Put on english subtitles...
    *sexy caveman carving sounds*

  • @patrickbourne3819
    @patrickbourne3819 8 лет назад +4670

    Wow an episode where everyone didn't die

    • @somegingerguy4242
      @somegingerguy4242 7 лет назад +87

      Well, if you considering time and everything, hey ALL died....Captain Buzzkill AWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

    • @SUBZERO-rd5oq
      @SUBZERO-rd5oq 7 лет назад +16

      Patrick Bourne Technically they did since they are cavemen.

    • @Scrubjay457
      @Scrubjay457 6 лет назад +11

      I'm more surprised that it's a feat. crabstickz video without being gay.

    • @Tofu21_
      @Tofu21_ 5 лет назад +2

      So true

    • @multifandommassacre2159
      @multifandommassacre2159 5 лет назад

      666 oh shit

  • @ShortneysLife
    @ShortneysLife 8 лет назад +7038

    "frustrated caveman sounds"
    "really frustrated caveman sounds"
    "ashamed caveman sounds"
    "amused and aroused caveman sounds"

    • @RED40HOURS
      @RED40HOURS 6 лет назад +45

      ShortneysLife *Banter*

    • @bromicorn
      @bromicorn 5 лет назад +39

      Sexy caveman carving sound

    • @YourHomieFrog
      @YourHomieFrog 5 лет назад +25

      angry caveman sounds
      Dead caveman sounds
      Wet slapping caveman sounds

    • @cubirk
      @cubirk 5 лет назад +5

      Thats a good joke hahahah

    • @HugeBigJohnson
      @HugeBigJohnson 4 года назад +2

      @Am Crab very spooky

  • @CharlieHankey
    @CharlieHankey 8 лет назад +9794

    Far Cry Primal looks good.

    • @travisbrun1419
      @travisbrun1419 8 лет назад +34

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ASquared544
      @ASquared544 5 лет назад +45

      I saw Primal, which immediately sent my thoughts to "Primal Aspids", and now I'm having Vietnam flashbacks

    • @Hindshell5438
      @Hindshell5438 4 года назад +12

      @@ASquared544 i..............

    • @MovableMosquito
      @MovableMosquito 4 года назад +2

      Wrong

    • @lowqualitygamer9218
      @lowqualitygamer9218 4 года назад +5

      Yeah I recently played and it was good sadly I lost to much well lost misson seven two much

  • @MAUD_IFY
    @MAUD_IFY 8 лет назад +4599

    "will there be spitroast?" "humm, maybe afterwards?"

    • @ayai5233
      @ayai5233 8 лет назад +126

      some people dont understand it tho :P

    • @MAUD_IFY
      @MAUD_IFY 8 лет назад +72

      ayai5233 and that is what i like about it

    • @huseyinkac941
      @huseyinkac941 8 лет назад +38

      ayai5233 yes as a non British I need an explanation :P may you help

    • @MAUD_IFY
      @MAUD_IFY 8 лет назад +181

      Hüseyin Kaç spitroast is a 3-way sex position.

    • @huseyinkac941
      @huseyinkac941 8 лет назад +38

      Oh god :D ahm, what about "banter!" at the end then?

  • @user-hx1nr9ru1p
    @user-hx1nr9ru1p 8 лет назад +5566

    For people who don't know what this is actually about, it's making fun of the Sun, which is a British tabloid that is known for being particularly toxic

    • @liamboi2k10
      @liamboi2k10 8 лет назад +113

      Man nobody seems to get it...

    • @Jimbo386000
      @Jimbo386000 7 лет назад +349

      I see... I never even knew that existed (I'm American). Thanks for clarifying. It's actually a lot more funny with context.

    • @dedacc1106
      @dedacc1106 7 лет назад +63

      Adi oohhhhh i get it! thanks!
      From, a once-confused American child

    • @sns1547
      @sns1547 7 лет назад +51

      i didnt know they were toxic but thats only bc i dont read newspapers at all.

    • @lavenderwalrus9875
      @lavenderwalrus9875 7 лет назад +173

      they are also known for putting naked women on page 3

  • @mollywear8339
    @mollywear8339 9 лет назад +1638

    This reminded me of horrible histories

    • @reptilected4097
      @reptilected4097 9 лет назад +32

      That show was amazing

    • @TomSka
      @TomSka  9 лет назад +210

      +Molsasaurus Thank you

    • @ThatGuyRBY
      @ThatGuyRBY 9 лет назад +4

      +TomSka was this based on their sort of style of film and comedy?

    • @mnsterHUNTERps
      @mnsterHUNTERps 9 лет назад

      true

    • @Petsinwinter2
      @Petsinwinter2 9 лет назад +1

      my only contact with that show was the episodes my high school world history teacher showed us in class.
      they were pretty good. way more detailed than one would expect them to be.

  • @MynockMystery
    @MynockMystery 7 лет назад +1043

    "Spitroast?"
    "Maybe after"
    Goddammit Tom you're a genius

    • @x-arya-x
      @x-arya-x 4 года назад +13

      shit i dont get it

    • @predetor2124
      @predetor2124 4 года назад +76

      @@x-arya-x It's a 3 way sex position. (don't shoot the messenger, you asked...)

    • @randomxboxguy2078
      @randomxboxguy2078 4 года назад +16

      @@predetor2124 wow thanks Simba

    • @cuppacofi1129
      @cuppacofi1129 4 года назад +3

      Mephistopheles 10 k, It's over 9000 I mean if they're all the same gender then its DEFINITELY gay now

    • @CethIsADevil
      @CethIsADevil 3 года назад +1

      @@predetor2124 time too shoot the mesanger

  • @koeidex2986
    @koeidex2986 5 лет назад +7431

    “Disgusting mud people”
    “they prefer to be called ‘hygienically challenged’”
    *_They had us in the first half not gonna lie._*

    • @SpectreCiNW
      @SpectreCiNW 4 года назад +124

      ARRH! political correctness gone mad

    • @mr.cup6yearsago211
      @mr.cup6yearsago211 4 года назад +267

      “No, you can’t call them Mud People anymore.”
      “B-but they live in the mud.”
      Hilarious how that’s a good metaphor for the way people seem to think that the correct terms are offensive.

    • @mr.cup6yearsago211
      @mr.cup6yearsago211 4 года назад +22

      Lucia Thomas that metaphor doesn’t really work, because tell me where Americans live.

    • @DoctorPhileasFragg
      @DoctorPhileasFragg 4 года назад +20

      @@mr.cup6yearsago211America?
      I know there are two americas with several countries in each, but it's generally accepted - and more importantly what Lucia obviously meant - that "America" is short for "United States of America"

    • @mr.cup6yearsago211
      @mr.cup6yearsago211 4 года назад +46

      DoctorPhileasFragg and thus, you have proven my point. Lemme give a few more examples.
      Jocks, gamers, bookworms, trekkies, and, as I’ve already mentioned, we call people certain things depending on where they’re from, as you’ve so delightfully demonstrated, we call people Americans because they’re from the United States of America.
      In the same vein, we have the terms English, Mexican, Japanese, etc.
      We name groups of people based on one trait all the time, especially with regards to where they live, as with the caveman calling them Mud People because they live in the mud.

  • @Nintenja889
    @Nintenja889 9 лет назад +1708

    BBC sponsor?! Great job!

    • @maxresdefault_
      @maxresdefault_ 9 лет назад +52

      +That Nintenja You Know acctually, this was on TV.

    • @XZhyperZX
      @XZhyperZX 9 лет назад +25

      He made this and some others for the bbc

    • @Deadi12
      @Deadi12 9 лет назад +21

      +That Nintenja You Know I know I was shocked they let this go through.

    • @CorrvenGill
      @CorrvenGill 9 лет назад +11

      +Deadi22 It's not the US that's why it did.

    • @Deadi12
      @Deadi12 9 лет назад +2

      Desterminator the us lets that kind of thing happen all the time what I was shocked about was that the BBC of all things would sponsor it.

  • @AnimatedTerror
    @AnimatedTerror 3 года назад +196

    One of my favorite bits about this is when Tom mentioned that the makeup they had on for the sketch looked like blackface and he and Chris panicked and pulled it off.
    That dirt on their face is the remains of accidental blackface. And given the subject matter of this video I think that makes it even funnier !

    • @destinyvoltaire
      @destinyvoltaire 2 года назад +1

      Where does Tom talk about this, I'd love to listen to it.

    • @SkyKidShyKid
      @SkyKidShyKid 2 года назад +6

      @@destinyvoltaire On his second channel, "fun facts & fuck ups" is the video you're looking for.

  • @crabstickz
    @crabstickz 9 лет назад +8795

    This is all a bit sexy for the beeb isn't it? woof

    • @ThePoptartster
      @ThePoptartster 9 лет назад +59

      +crabstickz Are you the guy that gave Mr Weebl the kazoos?

    • @TomSka
      @TomSka  9 лет назад +709

      Please respect my restraining order x

    • @lucyd1054
      @lucyd1054 9 лет назад +14

      +TomSka AHAH

    • @Madblaster6
      @Madblaster6 9 лет назад +20

      +TomSka nooooo! You two need to make wore colabs!

    • @Nagara94
      @Nagara94 9 лет назад +4

      chris i miss your blogs

  • @EGRJ
    @EGRJ 8 лет назад +6389

    The irony is that both sides of the debate might think this is on their side.

    • @Oddi0
      @Oddi0 8 лет назад +386

      I think you mean, "The genius."

    • @taliyeth
      @taliyeth 8 лет назад +155

      Majority of what I've seen were people complaining about how it was on the opposite side.
      Also, this comment's entirely pointless, sorry.

    • @saxa-uta
      @saxa-uta 8 лет назад +67

      TomSka Nailed it.

    • @CapnShades
      @CapnShades 7 лет назад +86

      I'm not gonna say which side I'm on (because at this point "tolerant" people will immediately shut me down), but I have noticed that one is just a _bit_ more ridiculous-looking than the other in this skit.

    • @JommerMan
      @JommerMan 6 лет назад +19

      Ace in the Hole month late but I completely agree, *not saying which side I agree with either*

  • @themandownstairs4765
    @themandownstairs4765 4 года назад +588

    "actually, it's adam, eve, AND steve. they're having a barbecue tonight."
    "spit roast?"
    "maybe afterwards."
    well now I can never show my family this video, thanks

    • @ass4ssinang3l97
      @ass4ssinang3l97 3 года назад +8

      You were gonna show them the video?? Even after the end??

    • @mcpopcorn3195
      @mcpopcorn3195 2 года назад +7

      why not?
      i dont get the spitroast joke....

    • @mcpopcorn3195
      @mcpopcorn3195 2 года назад +23

      nvm found out and i regret asking

    • @CheeseMiser
      @CheeseMiser 2 года назад +3

      I dont get it, what is spitroast

    • @Kimurasensei75
      @Kimurasensei75 2 года назад +2

      @@CheeseMiser Think of an actual spit roast (meat turning over a fire) then replace the meat with a woman and the crank handles with dicks. You're welcome.

  • @Fennoman12
    @Fennoman12 9 лет назад +2407

    "Spitroast?"
    "Maybe afterwards"
    Oh man this is great. Also, don't Google that.

    • @KCStyleZ001
      @KCStyleZ001 9 лет назад +101

      +Fenno You realize that spitroast is also another way to cook an animal right?

    • @zljmbo
      @zljmbo 9 лет назад +110

      +Fenno why not?
      ...oh god

    • @minecraftermad
      @minecraftermad 9 лет назад +2

      +Fenno already did... wanna know my age?

    • @Fennoman12
      @Fennoman12 9 лет назад +68

      KCStyleZ001 Yeah that was kind of the joke in the video...

    • @kathleencaitlyn
      @kathleencaitlyn 9 лет назад +39

      +KCStyleZ001 ... that's the joke

  • @kateemma22
    @kateemma22 8 лет назад +4159

    Chris' character is far too sensible and forward-thinking for even the modern day Sun.

    • @tomcunningham9250
      @tomcunningham9250 8 лет назад +15

      agreed

    • @kateemma22
      @kateemma22 8 лет назад +7

      ***** Have you read The Sun?

    • @kateemma22
      @kateemma22 8 лет назад +5

      ***** The Sun newspaper.

    • @RematodeRanger
      @RematodeRanger 7 лет назад +36

      have you read any British news that isn't this shit though? the best we have is BBC and even that is pretty awful

    • @PhoenixValkyrie
      @PhoenixValkyrie 6 лет назад +6

      This still holds true two years later...

  • @Rebecca_asx
    @Rebecca_asx 8 лет назад +885

    The comment sections for Tom's videos are my favourite places on the Internet.

    • @Sol_Badguy_GG
      @Sol_Badguy_GG 8 лет назад +5

      You're cute

    • @connorhale3842
      @connorhale3842 8 лет назад +6

      Except when they are filled with "The Hole" jokes.

    • @alexlomas9711
      @alexlomas9711 8 лет назад +56

      +Connor Hale Where else do you put 'the hole' jokes.
      ....
      ....
      ....
      In the hole...

    • @JonJoLen
      @JonJoLen 7 лет назад +1

      Rebecca I keep forgetting that British citizens spell world differently. I started laughing when I realized favourite is how it’s spelled over there

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 5 лет назад +1

      @@JonJoLen
      So do some Canadians! (i.e. myself)

  • @LilDeuceDeuce
    @LilDeuceDeuce 9 лет назад +734

    THANKS O-TOM-A

    • @kazu0kaz1
      @kazu0kaz1 9 лет назад

      +LilDeuceDeuce Booooooooo

    • @edwardrobinson2853
      @edwardrobinson2853 9 лет назад

      +LilDeuceDeuce Thanks for the music Todd

    • @FREENETFLIX2013
      @FREENETFLIX2013 9 лет назад +2

      thank you for being born

    • @RileyBaldock
      @RileyBaldock 9 лет назад

      +LilDeuceDeuce Where can I find the outro?

    • @ilayLoL
      @ilayLoL 9 лет назад

      doctor monster please

  • @nakada1996
    @nakada1996 9 лет назад +600

    Who wouldn't love two gatherers am I right?

    • @nakada1996
      @nakada1996 9 лет назад +26

      ***** I'm stronger than an ant...if an ant was this big.....

    • @yourboi1842
      @yourboi1842 9 лет назад +7

      I see someone with that picture every day

    • @nakada1996
      @nakada1996 9 лет назад +12

      +Kappakappa duk if you're into that...

    • @someweeb3650
      @someweeb3650 9 лет назад +4

      +Trung Tran we need an animated adaptation, lets call it "yuri"

    • @ScarletHasAKnife
      @ScarletHasAKnife 8 лет назад +4

      +Some Weeb
      Yes. And lets make it more accepted then two hunters because we are men.

  • @alijuandero1370
    @alijuandero1370 2 года назад +220

    "its not adam and steve"
    "well actually its adam, eve and steve, they're having a barbeque and you should come"
    "ooh, spit roast?"
    "maybe afterwards"
    that was the best

    • @klaasnerincx3212
      @klaasnerincx3212 Год назад

      i dont get the joke... can you explain it? i know its been a year

    • @alijuandero1370
      @alijuandero1370 Год назад

      @@klaasnerincx3212 I can definitely explain. It's a sex joke that's talking about threesomes

    • @brrrrrr
      @brrrrrr Год назад +1

      ​@@klaasnerincx3212a "spit roast" is a position where a woman has her torso facing down, one man in the rear and one man in the front, both men supporting the woman

    • @klaasnerincx3212
      @klaasnerincx3212 Год назад +2

      @@brrrrrr oooooooooooooooh, thanks you internet stranger

  • @gabriel-dx9hw
    @gabriel-dx9hw 8 лет назад +215

    "I couldn't help but notice what you put on page three"
    Me: "HE SAW PAGE THREE COLIN"

  • @Juliana-wk9yu
    @Juliana-wk9yu 8 лет назад +491

    "Its Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve." "Actually it's Adam, Eve, and Steve. They're having a bbq after this."

  • @JCstock
    @JCstock 8 лет назад +590

    That fucking spitroast joke though.

    • @fredovahkiin3173
      @fredovahkiin3173 8 лет назад +8

      Just got the joke having watched it again several months later xd

    • @tk0192
      @tk0192 8 лет назад +1

      hahaha this is me right now.

    • @blackbox5861
      @blackbox5861 8 лет назад

      Freyr i

    • @drafarieninga123o
      @drafarieninga123o 8 лет назад +6

      for those who don't get it, a spit roast is a sexual position with 3 people, where the first person is anally or vaginally penetrated, and the person who is being penetrated the third persons dick

    • @jonnym610
      @jonnym610 8 лет назад +15

      drafarieninga123o you just wanted an excuse to write about spitroasting

  • @ze_rubenator
    @ze_rubenator 9 лет назад +396

    Do you know what offends me? The Sun. What an atrocious excuse for a newspaper.

    • @toastinator12
      @toastinator12 9 лет назад +41

      +Ze Rubenator you think that's bad, try the huffington post

    • @Eira_
      @Eira_ 9 лет назад +98

      You know what offends me? The Sun.
      stopping me from looking at the sky, what a prick.

    • @JackalStandard
      @JackalStandard 9 лет назад +11

      +toast I bet I know what they're huffing at that post.

    • @ZandorClegane
      @ZandorClegane 9 лет назад +1

      I don't even bother with newspapers like the sun anymore. I never did

    • @mattg.1386
      @mattg.1386 9 лет назад +1

      Personally, I prefer the moon. It's so much more better than the sun

  • @mossfoster5317
    @mossfoster5317 9 лет назад +636

    ''Maybe a spitroast afterwards'' I'm surprised the BBC let you do that xD

    • @fiqirr
      @fiqirr 9 лет назад +75

      either they didnt get it or they are cool people

    • @mossfoster5317
      @mossfoster5317 9 лет назад +85

      the one who nocks Or it's after 9'o clock
      Anything can happen after 9

    • @KaeVF
      @KaeVF 9 лет назад +7

      +Moss Foster But it's 8:45. That will the BBC do now ;_;

    • @ChuckNorrisIsNothing
      @ChuckNorrisIsNothing 9 лет назад +2

      +Moss Foster Come on. You hear what they let Jonathan Ross get away with.

    • @kabhes9040
      @kabhes9040 9 лет назад +2

      +Moss Foster what does a spitroast mean?

  • @Abominatrix650
    @Abominatrix650 4 года назад +28

    Nearly anything involving prehistoric humans is gold but you took what was already gold and took it a step further! Well done, Tom!

  • @DavidToons
    @DavidToons 9 лет назад +330

    Tom makes a pretty good caveman I've gotta say.

    • @DavidToons
      @DavidToons 9 лет назад +2

      Fantastic work by the way Tom! So cool you worked with the BBC!

  • @Alexaflohr
    @Alexaflohr 9 лет назад +43

    I'm impressed that they managed to cut tablets that thin. That is some advanced stonework right there.

  • @Hutch2Much
    @Hutch2Much 6 лет назад +546

    “except for two gatherers, that’s pretty hot”

    • @spacecookiez5045
      @spacecookiez5045 4 года назад +61

      Every straight man😂😂😂😂

    • @limbsmith
      @limbsmith 4 года назад +11

      @@spacecookiez5045 now that's what i would call heterophobia if homosexuality was a thing

    • @cuppacofi1129
      @cuppacofi1129 4 года назад +32

      pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease if _what_

    • @limbsmith
      @limbsmith 4 года назад +6

      @@cuppacofi1129 well i mean all mammals are bisexual obviously so like homosexuality isn't really a thing it's just a made up reason for conservative idiots to hate somebody and probably the most dumb and annoying way to feel like a special snowflake for 14yo girls who don't have anything special about them

    • @limbsmith
      @limbsmith 4 года назад +3

      @@gothofgapefuitton8252 it would be better for everyone if you learned to read properly. sorry if it sounded passive-aggressive.

  • @plank2490
    @plank2490 9 лет назад +810

    "its not the 9050-BC anymore...
    These days we ask women"
    ".Before we bludgeon them"

    • @yourboi1842
      @yourboi1842 9 лет назад +1

      Not me

    • @captaincatastrophe5143
      @captaincatastrophe5143 9 лет назад

      +Avi Cohen Your Profile Pic was on the Imgur FP today. Hello Fellow Imgurian.

    • @plank2490
      @plank2490 9 лет назад

      hellow!
      sorry but i dont recognize you

    • @JamsBrosOfficial
      @JamsBrosOfficial 9 лет назад

      69 upvotes...
      Coincidence?
      I think not.

    • @ZlashQu
      @ZlashQu 9 лет назад

      +Avi Cohen Amazing. Did you watch the video as well?

  • @mouseboat
    @mouseboat 8 лет назад +717

    "spit roast?" "maybe afterwards" see THIS is why i love tomska omg

    • @LordFakeGodz
      @LordFakeGodz 8 лет назад +14

      sex joke, always the best

    • @MisterBlueSkyProductions
      @MisterBlueSkyProductions 8 лет назад +4

      Jamie I don't get it...

    • @ViktorAdriaansens
      @ViktorAdriaansens 8 лет назад +32

      adam, eve & steve.
      That's two males and a female.
      A "spitroast" requires a configuration as such.
      Funny.

    • @jncubed1287
      @jncubed1287 7 лет назад +25

      Viktor Adriaansens you mean two hunters and a gatherer?

    • @ghetoknight7801
      @ghetoknight7801 4 года назад +2

      what is a spit roast exactly?

  • @TheShutdownn
    @TheShutdownn 8 лет назад +162

    I didn't get the page 3 joke before... Until I had to write a 1.5k word essay on Rupert Murdoch.Huh.

    • @quinintheclouds
      @quinintheclouds 8 лет назад +10

      I only got it because of KickThePj's Forever Train (both these guys are in it, plus loads more youtubers)

    • @bentaylor473
      @bentaylor473 8 лет назад +2

      This future is screwed

    • @TheShutdownn
      @TheShutdownn 7 лет назад +19

      ***** There is a newspaper called THE SUN and the page 3 has topless women.or had.don't really know the current situation

    • @TheShutdownn
      @TheShutdownn 7 лет назад

      np

    • @hohohomofos5124
      @hohohomofos5124 7 лет назад +3

      Unrelated but I found out I'm related to him. Good old great great great Aunty in laws son in law(... or something?) Rupert...

  • @spartacussmith7070
    @spartacussmith7070 9 лет назад +370

    Modern days: Everyone stays at home on phones and stuff.
    Late 20th century: Everyone stays at home on NES and sews 'n stuff.
    Early 20th century: Everyone stays at home on the trains. And the Jews stayed inside.
    Columbus days: Everyone stays at home reading.
    Middle Ages: Everyone stays home avoiding the plague.
    1 BC Days: Everyone fears God and stays home and writes stuff on walls.
    Prehistoric Days: Everyone stays at the fire all day.
    Next time someone says all people ever do now is stay inside, just know that the entire human race was like that.

    • @Henbush8
      @Henbush8 9 лет назад +50

      I love the person who invented houses.

    • @EzioHanitore
      @EzioHanitore 9 лет назад +77

      Didn't realize everyone lived on trains

    • @dm4884
      @dm4884 9 лет назад +48

      +EzioHanitore I like trains

    • @AurageyserOrion
      @AurageyserOrion 9 лет назад

      +dm24446 what have y-(get run over by a rouge train)... done...

    • @wololo3781
      @wololo3781 9 лет назад +9

      This is so stupid, i don't even...

  • @lucasmaas
    @lucasmaas 9 лет назад +872

    SPITROAST TOOK ME A FULL SECOND TO GET OMG

    • @2blackup
      @2blackup 9 лет назад +8

      +Lucas Maas i didn't get it?

    • @lucasmaas
      @lucasmaas 9 лет назад +84

      thats okay, you'll understand when youre older.

    • @OnyxTTV
      @OnyxTTV 9 лет назад +5

      Took me a moment too, but I got it. And I laughed like a moron when I did.

    • @cosmicthistle4269
      @cosmicthistle4269 9 лет назад +19

      +Lucas Maas what do you mean by ;"older"
      nvm, i found out what spit roast means in urban dictionary, and understand it with the two gatherers and a hunter thing. lol

    • @boghund
      @boghund 9 лет назад

      I didn't get it and I'm old please tell me

  • @hollyrose1581
    @hollyrose1581 5 лет назад +95

    "Spitroast?"
    "Hmmm Maybe afterwards"
    All your poor innocent children who dont understand

    • @Whaiesh3827
      @Whaiesh3827 5 лет назад +12

      Kids won't get anything in this video lmao, advanced humour at its finest

    • @HeyLilMarvin
      @HeyLilMarvin 4 года назад

      Yeah I don't get it plz explain

    • @cuppacofi1129
      @cuppacofi1129 4 года назад +5

      HeyMediumSizedMarvin spitroast is a sex position. One penis in the mouth, the other in the _back_ . Like a pig on a spear, except the spear is two penises

    • @trashdragon6289
      @trashdragon6289 4 года назад +2

      CuppaCofi dude. You’ve scarred this kid.

    • @HeyLilMarvin
      @HeyLilMarvin 4 года назад +1

      @@trashdragon6289 hes made my life better

  • @AlphaBeastHD
    @AlphaBeastHD 9 лет назад +80

    The 'spitroast' joke was absolutely fucking brilliant - credit to whoever created that one!

  • @yoihavecurls993
    @yoihavecurls993 9 лет назад +381

    now awailable on tablet

    • @reptilected4097
      @reptilected4097 9 лет назад +30

      10/10 spelling

    • @yoihavecurls993
      @yoihavecurls993 9 лет назад +5

      +_soph.x thank you thank you xD

    • @yoihavecurls993
      @yoihavecurls993 9 лет назад

      +Meta pck *available

    • @domoniche1
      @domoniche1 9 лет назад

      +Meta pck you can edit your own comments BTW. Just click the arrow on the top right of your comment.

    • @yoihavecurls993
      @yoihavecurls993 9 лет назад +1

      +Vorox3 thank you for the info but im on my phone and it sometimes doesnt let me edit :P

  • @CaptainMeep-zl4qq
    @CaptainMeep-zl4qq 5 лет назад +443

    What year is it
    It’s 9050 bc
    What does bc stand for
    Before Christ
    Who’s Christ
    God knows

  • @King_Cyn
    @King_Cyn 8 лет назад +55

    Oh god that spitroast joke was just perfect

    • @salmaanwalker3242
      @salmaanwalker3242 8 лет назад +1

      +NeptuneMS385 I dont get it

    • @gandaruvu
      @gandaruvu 8 лет назад +8

      +name _ (listen2myfiremixtapefam) it has something to do with the fact that there's adam, eve, and steve. so 2 men and 1 woman. You know, man, woman, man.

  • @IsaacAutumn
    @IsaacAutumn 8 лет назад +436

    Back when crabsticks was alive

    • @josh.cohenmusic
      @josh.cohenmusic 8 лет назад

      huh?

    • @HEWHOTAWNS
      @HEWHOTAWNS 8 лет назад +8

      Didn't you hear? He died in a heart attack

    • @cynthiabelmares3130
      @cynthiabelmares3130 8 лет назад

      +Isaac Thornell really

    • @MasterslimFTW
      @MasterslimFTW 8 лет назад +3

      his twitter is still active, and he made a new instagram account so i guess it was some lies

    • @lordsavage2260
      @lordsavage2260 8 лет назад

      That's not funny he just died look it up

  • @anthony-uu9ur
    @anthony-uu9ur 5 лет назад +22

    Gives me nostalgic horrible histories vibes! Love the video Tom, hilarious!

  • @toamastar
    @toamastar 8 лет назад +60

    hhohohohohohoho Banter. i fucking died.

  • @j.thorgard
    @j.thorgard 9 лет назад +99

    I don't want to take away from this great skit, but does anyone else think crabsticks looks like Russel Brand.

    • @yumyumtorilla
      @yumyumtorilla 9 лет назад +1

      +John Thorgard true

    • @MarcusKhaos1
      @MarcusKhaos1 9 лет назад +8

      I thought he looked a little like Orlando Bloom

    • @mariamabah9657
      @mariamabah9657 8 лет назад

      He does indeed.

    • @soowormy
      @soowormy 8 лет назад +1

      Omg I was just about to put that but then saw this first

  • @Agarricus
    @Agarricus 2 года назад +7

    This runs exactly like a (slightly dirtier) horrible histories sketch, and is spectacular for that exact reason

  • @imacds
    @imacds 8 лет назад +460

    I feel like the genius of this sketch is the fact that it does not simply assign a qualifier (Good/Bad/Pineapple) to the word "political correctness", but instead provides an extremely constructive criticism of it. This sketch illustrates the reality of political correctness as well as some of its pros and cons.
    For the pros, it illustrates how "times are changing" and how we are progressing generally to be more tolerant as a society, raising the standard for what we tolerate as acceptable behavior in regard to how we talk of others.
    For the cons, however, is the cold hard truth that simply blocking the speech does not make the beliefs go away. Even worse, and this is my interpolation, blocking the speech may mask and protect those with bigoted beliefs from ever receiving the criticism they deserve. By allowing them to remain bigoted in secret, we are merely hiding these people. We are not really becoming better as a society but are just moving the things we don't like from the public sphere to the private sphere.
    That is my take on this. Really nice skit, a very good mix of satire and current events told in a very good tone. People on both sides enjoy this skit, which is a testament to a job well done.

    • @oliviagottsman9988
      @oliviagottsman9988 8 лет назад +31

      +imacds I believe this is a great perspective!
      The Boss himself is shown to not be fully behind the views he is telling the Newspaper writer, he is merely telling him what the acceptable behaviors are. A better understanding of WHY certain behaviors are unacceptable would make a greater impact.

    • @Bob-np2uc
      @Bob-np2uc 7 лет назад +10

      imacds
      I dunno, they seemed to portraying political correctness as a pretty pineapplly thing to me.
      *UNSUBSCRIBED*

    • @DudeHead
      @DudeHead 7 лет назад +5

      Bigot:
      A person who is intolerant toward those holding different opinions.
      If I believe that "gay" people are nature's new form of natural selection for humans, but I treat them the same way as everyone else, do I have "bigoted beliefs"?

    • @noodlesinabowl3682
      @noodlesinabowl3682 7 лет назад +2

      Dude Head no

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 6 лет назад

      Cubba Great comment!

  • @Spike-Prime
    @Spike-Prime 9 лет назад +6

    Love it, Tom :D
    I'm a fan of most of your work, and I'm always happy to see you play off other people like this. You seem to do your best work with people like Chris, because your chemistry sells it really well, and you've both got a great talent for comedic timing.

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 8 лет назад +245

    Horrible Histories

  • @sleeping885
    @sleeping885 8 лет назад +126

    'Spitroast?'
    'Maybe after..'

    • @trashboy1420
      @trashboy1420 5 лет назад +3

      slumbers
      ARRGH! I WANT TO LIKE BUT THE 69 LIKES YOU HAVE IS JUST TOO PERFECT TO RUIN!!!

  • @jihef03
    @jihef03 9 лет назад +1902

    Sooo the message of this video is that being politicaly correct is pointless because deep down, we all want to see naked women?

    • @Neino42
      @Neino42 9 лет назад +86

      would be the truth you know

    • @degiguess
      @degiguess 9 лет назад +29

      Yes.

    • @ryanclarke8608
      @ryanclarke8608 9 лет назад +86

      No story is any1 can write the sun

    • @sammorris4722
      @sammorris4722 8 лет назад +26

      Perfect, page-3 girls and lad mags need to carry on, screw the feminist whining about them being objectified.

    • @digdown7955
      @digdown7955 8 лет назад +20

      +jihef03 Does there really need to be a message?

  • @elytra0110
    @elytra0110 4 года назад +7

    Bruh I've watched this many times and I yet realized how Tom mimicked the "hit her head" "drag her home" "claim 'ownership" actions with his movements on 0:40 X"D

  • @RichardDuryea
    @RichardDuryea 9 лет назад +69

    I do find it odd that people constantly use the year as some kind of excuses for social progress. As if that has any significance.

    • @anguspangus
      @anguspangus 9 лет назад +22

      I mean come on, IT'S 2015 PEOPLE.

    • @RichardDuryea
      @RichardDuryea 9 лет назад +2

      Exactly

    • @VestinVestin
      @VestinVestin 9 лет назад +17

      +Richard Duryea I think their idea is the following:
      1* What they believe in is objectively good
      2* What they disagree with is objectively bad
      3* The world is changing so as to replace that which is bad with that which is good
      Take all of the above, and you can imagine them seeing it as the Huge Progress Bar in the Sky. The direction is obvious and inevitable, all that matters is speed. That's why their question amounts to "how long do we have until Utopia?" and "Can we go any faster?".
      The moment you manage to introduce them to the idea that things can also go from good to bad and from present to merely different they will suffer a nervous breakdown...
      *****
      It works in micro-scale, though. "Come on, it's 7AM! Wake up, people!".

    • @RichardDuryea
      @RichardDuryea 9 лет назад +11

      That's the best explanation I've ever heard for this. Thank you so much.
      It also kina sounds like they have some kind of a deadline to fulfill.

    • @Narwails
      @Narwails 9 лет назад

      Because society is apparently not changing fast enough.

  • @benhuggyhes3148
    @benhuggyhes3148 8 лет назад +48

    This is the kind of political correctness that I like. You know, don't be a shit.

    • @gonegirl000
      @gonegirl000 2 года назад +4

      i mean...that's what political correctness is

  • @PurpleBroadcast
    @PurpleBroadcast 3 года назад +10

    0:59 he said BC meaning he knows who and when Jesus is gonna be born, hes a time traveler

  • @HosiaOfficial
    @HosiaOfficial 9 лет назад +34

    Fun Fact: Tom is an Executive Producer for Dont Hug Me I'm Scared 5

  • @alexhando8541
    @alexhando8541 3 года назад +15

    1:48 *Holy moly* that was subtle

  • @sunfreckledmoonchild
    @sunfreckledmoonchild 8 лет назад +31

    Oh my god this is at least my seventh time watching this and I JUST got that spit roast joke. I'm so angry right now.

    • @sourwitch2340
      @sourwitch2340 6 лет назад

      Sunfreckle All hail Sunfreckle, son of our praised sun god and name giver to the second magazine of the stone age. But, but, bolindanats.

  • @nicola7021
    @nicola7021 8 лет назад +78

    "Spitroast?" "Maybe after."

  • @Fishfoe
    @Fishfoe 8 лет назад +7

    "They're having a barbecue tonight. You should come."
    "Spitroast?"
    "Maybe afterwards."

  • @user-fy4zc9rs5e
    @user-fy4zc9rs5e 3 года назад +6

    0:28
    "Now available on tablet"
    Im so happy we don't need to come to that dirty wall again, especially when raining, the mud people come out when raining ugh...

  • @moviespoiler1137
    @moviespoiler1137 9 лет назад +201

    Flagged for nudity.

  • @callumlangley6717
    @callumlangley6717 8 лет назад +142

    Omg that spitroast joke xD

    • @jin5437
      @jin5437 5 лет назад +1

      okay, seriously, I don’t get this joke

  • @jackcutter2
    @jackcutter2 4 года назад +29

    "spit-roast?"
    "No. Maybe after"
    Oh god.... Only the unpure know

  • @Lilygreen2
    @Lilygreen2 8 лет назад +10

    "Maybe afterwards"
    That's the hardest I've laughed at tomska in a while

  • @the-chillian
    @the-chillian 9 лет назад +8

    "Two gatherers, that's pretty hot." "Obviously."

  • @notasgood459
    @notasgood459 8 лет назад +81

    This is my favourite anime

  • @yasifitzy8354
    @yasifitzy8354 8 лет назад +2271

    'it's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve'
    you need to Adam and leave

    • @text-8364
      @text-8364 8 лет назад +141

      How does one Adam?

    • @yasifitzy8354
      @yasifitzy8354 8 лет назад +70

      +max dawe ... I have no explanation for this

    • @timebomb4562
      @timebomb4562 8 лет назад +56

      +max dawe one can harvest adam by killing little sisters yes i'm bringing bioshock into this

    • @tychohero
      @tychohero 8 лет назад +45

      +Yasi Fitzy how about "fuck Adam, and leave."

    • @SnowyDragoon
      @SnowyDragoon 8 лет назад +3

      +ben hasler profile pic checks out.

  • @TheMrbiggs
    @TheMrbiggs 8 лет назад +31

    When he said banter I fucking died

  • @wybie2427
    @wybie2427 5 лет назад +19

    "Actually it's Adam, Eve and Steve"
    That sounds like a line from "Steve" by alec benjamin, the line is "There was Adam, there was Eve and there was Steve"

  • @coupledyetivonvanderburg5385
    @coupledyetivonvanderburg5385 9 лет назад +95

    Simple but well crafted satire against PC culture. I approve.

    • @coupledyetivonvanderburg5385
      @coupledyetivonvanderburg5385 9 лет назад

      Seesamu Caik "Politically Correct"

    • @GemmaBee14
      @GemmaBee14 9 лет назад +39

      This isn't against PC culture...

    • @coupledyetivonvanderburg5385
      @coupledyetivonvanderburg5385 9 лет назад +10

      BIPPITY BAP BOOP BOP
      Of course it is. It is hyperbolic and forms a caricature of the PC sort. It is very clearly satire. It bleeds so much irony, you could craft an aircraft carrier out of it.

    • @monkeydude952
      @monkeydude952 9 лет назад +2

      +Coupledyeti Vonvanderburg (Coupledyeti6) On the other hand. SJWs are very could at taking the piss out of themselves. Have you ever heard that short "#FullMcintosh" song? It was originally in a video mocking GG and the guy who sung it was also social justice cancer.
      We don't have to lift a finger, they just make fun of themselves lol.

    • @SuviTuuliAllan
      @SuviTuuliAllan 9 лет назад

      +Coupledyeti Vonvanderburg (Coupledyeti6) dude u so wrong I hope you won't get triggered by this but you are wrong

  • @muun6834
    @muun6834 8 лет назад +17

    That end bit with page 3...I just can't stop laughing

  • @BriceInkling138
    @BriceInkling138 4 года назад +3

    You and the BBC have put on a show, TomSka. Amazing work!

  • @SamSpen
    @SamSpen 9 лет назад +4

    Im glad you and chris are doing more colabs. Its great x

  • @crazwizardlizard
    @crazwizardlizard 8 лет назад +63

    spitroast? maybe afterward
    this joke is so subtle i love it!

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 5 лет назад

      I don't get it

    • @ZombifiedBuizel
      @ZombifiedBuizel 5 лет назад +5

      the next guy A spit is a metal rod you use to cook food over a fire. So spitroasting is cooking something on a spit. The other meaning which the joke refers to is a sexual act where a person takes it from both ends. In otherwords when you spitroast a pig you’re shoving the rod through the mouth and out the anus which is essentially what the sex act looks like.

  • @MicrowaveCosmicToast
    @MicrowaveCosmicToast Год назад +6

    He went from a teenager voicing in an animated show inside his room to being on television.

  • @purpleshadow11
    @purpleshadow11 8 лет назад +5

    God damn it, no matter how many times I watch this I always giggle like an idiot at the 'spit roast' joke

  • @KillAuraV1
    @KillAuraV1 8 лет назад +202

    Actually hunter gatherers were less sexist than their settled agricultural counterparts

    • @quinintheclouds
      @quinintheclouds 8 лет назад +9

      true!

    • @cly-9128
      @cly-9128 5 лет назад +4

      How the hell do you evem know this nigga

    • @patpux
      @patpux 5 лет назад +12

      Cly - I like how you “””””revive””””” a semiacedemic conversation with the n word.

    • @cartoonishidealism582
      @cartoonishidealism582 4 года назад

      NERD

    • @cuppacofi1129
      @cuppacofi1129 4 года назад

      CartoonishIdealism the 8 year old ladies and gents

  • @emmax8333
    @emmax8333 8 лет назад +39

    Accurate representation of The Sun.

  • @macarila357
    @macarila357 9 лет назад +5

    TomSka subtitles are the best

  • @billygoatideas
    @billygoatideas 9 лет назад +6

    Next thing you know they'll want 'safe caves', 'trigger warning-calls' and they'll blame things that go wrong in other caves on their cave's foreign policy

  • @kirbit5909
    @kirbit5909 3 года назад +6

    This video aged well

  • @V4lkyrie13
    @V4lkyrie13 9 лет назад +35

    I'm just here to get in the spirit for the new Far Cry :p

    • @TheAlienFleet
      @TheAlienFleet 9 лет назад

      YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @Zappygunshot
      @Zappygunshot 9 лет назад

      +Val Kyrie Interesting, how it ended up being Far Cry that took up AC/BC's theme.
      For those who don't know what I'm talking about, look BeatDownBoogie - AC/BC.

    • @pontus3433
      @pontus3433 8 лет назад

      +Val Kyrie HAVE YOU SEEN THE ANIMATIONS

  • @sanholo2776
    @sanholo2776 8 лет назад +25

    "spit roast?"
    "maybe later"
    haha

  • @andreotti7990
    @andreotti7990 5 лет назад +1

    It's amazing the way how you explain these serious contents in a funny video

  • @finerz321
    @finerz321 8 лет назад +11

    Spit roast?
    Maybe afterwards

  • @GoldfishEmpire
    @GoldfishEmpire 5 лет назад +10

    🌎🌍🌏
    Map of the MIGHTY UNIVERSE, I think...

    • @cuppacofi1129
      @cuppacofi1129 4 года назад

      to them it was probably more like 🏝

  • @thegoldenbro78
    @thegoldenbro78 3 года назад +2

    "Spit roast?"
    "Maybe afterwards"
    *Miniacal laughter*

  • @allecandy9508
    @allecandy9508 4 года назад +3

    I can't wait to have my own 2 gatherer family !!

  • @cman9730
    @cman9730 4 года назад +5

    My 5th time watching and I’ve only just noticed there’s another person in the background

  • @redletto1511
    @redletto1511 4 года назад +1

    The amazing thing isn't these old videos and good content, but it can be found on BBC Comedy

  • @icecreamkeown
    @icecreamkeown 7 лет назад +19

    I keep forgetting the "Banter!" part and it just catches me off guard.

  • @TheRyxas
    @TheRyxas 9 лет назад +4

    "Now available on tablet."
    .... That's it. My sh*t is officially lost. xD

  • @doiknowyou8807
    @doiknowyou8807 3 года назад +2

    "Spitroast?"
    "Maybe afterwards"
    God I hate my innocence years ago.

  • @matthewmacmaster730
    @matthewmacmaster730 8 лет назад +6

    Adam Eve and Steve, What is this Zoolander 2

  • @amyblack6097
    @amyblack6097 8 лет назад +5

    you two should make more sketches they are the best 😋👍

  • @02protoman
    @02protoman 3 года назад +1

    Whenever you guys work together it’s awesome

  • @Domi_XV
    @Domi_XV 3 года назад +3

    1:21
    Did you say family?
    _Bangaleros Intensifies In The Background_

  • @MrJacques23
    @MrJacques23 9 лет назад +6

    Society certainly has changed, though The Sun is still run by cavemen.

  • @laurenbruges8784
    @laurenbruges8784 4 года назад +1

    ‘Spit roast?’
    ‘Maybe afterwards’
    I cannot believe how funny this line is

  • @OfficialBobCorp
    @OfficialBobCorp 9 лет назад +4

    Banter, pronounced Bun-tah in classic cave-tongue is a word that originates from ancient Ugg times. The first use of "banter" came from historic cave-person Sir Richugg Uggsworth, who would use the word to describe whenever he had just finished a rather delicious meal at the local chicken restaurant with his posse of lads. The word comes from "Bun. Ta.", where folks would ask for a bread-roll before they left a restaurant, following this statement with "ta" as an act of thanks. According to ancient wall art, a waiter once slipped when presenting the bun and fell into Uggsworth, who then mashed the words together to create "banter". Today, it is used to describe whenever someone does something even remotely funny that could be deemed as offensive. To prevent something from being offensive, using the word "banter" will remove all harsh tones from the previous phrase. This way, you can safely offend the mud people but deem everything a joke, simply by using the word "banter". A classic form of recovery if your audience does not find you as amusing as you want to appear.