Put a sheet over myself and pretend they can't see me. Tom might not be fooled but the other two might. They might think he's seeing a ghost and I'll survive.
In tears laughing at the 'what does domesticsted mean...' bit. Perfect timing and the delay in between where Tom and Eddie are not really sure what to say is comedy gold 😂😂😂
Tom: I don't wanna f*cka dog! Me: **flashbacks to genius fixes to you're problems.* Also, Tom: A fully domesticated bear Me: **inhales* *CCCCHHHHHEEEEEESSSEEEEEBBUUUUUURRGGGEEEEERRRR!* Edit: Wow thanks for the likes.
I've only ever heard "don't yuck other people's yum" in an Alien audio novel and I'm also a northern scrub like Elliot so I have no idea where he's heard it
Can I just say that these three work off of each other SO well. There were parts of this video that I genuinely thought were scripted because of how comically well-timed their chats were :)
Ya know, the nurse never specified it had to be a daily sacrifice from the bunker's stock, and it's only to do their job, not regular tasks. Seems like they'd actually be great to have, especially once the raiders come in, since you don't need to keep sacrifices healthy, just alive. Also, it sounds like they'd know the surgeon very well, given his murder-history, so that was also a plus, I think you guys missed out here.
That was an amazing episode, holy shit! When you can see gears turning in Elliot's head you know you need to prepare, but you can't be ready for what comes next.
I was studying my Japanese in the library, decided to take a break, and watch a bit of RUclips. This is the video I picked. It was a big mistake. I had to pause it half way, because I couldn’t hold it in any longer, the bear and furry thing made me cry of laughter
4:32 i honestly thought that this was the convo: 'Our first addition, is a cute puppy who gets turned on by blood!' 'Who doesn't??' 'A delivery person, with a truck full of mcdonalds.' 'OOH'
I'm a little late to the bus, but when the three kids in a trechcoat eat toenails, that doesn't specify clippings. Just so we end up thinking about that.
*"what would you offer?"* I'm mostly useless, but I am a good cook, and I like to clean.. plus I have a habit of not dying and copious amounts of portable chargers.
It has been two years, and no one is talking about Elliot's excellent picture selection and editing for the visuals. This is a crime that must be rectified. The rocket scientist cracked me up!
Amazing content !! What a brilliant idea !! I host a small webradio show weekly and some of your ideas are often referred to in the show. We played an alternative version of the Apology Game last week and I think this one is going to be stolen as well ;) Kudos to you, guys. I've been following you for quite some years now (well, at least Tom) and guys, you rock!! Greetings from France :)
I used to be an active member on her discord and personally knew some of the artists she commissioned to do merch. it was such a punch in the gut to have these memories overshadowed by the recent and ongoing bullshit around Blair
who is hamilton
I payed two hundred dollars to learn and I still don’t know
A man who did things sometimes
you are hamilton
10 dollar American man
A guy.
"Can they talk?". The timing and delivery. Absolutely cracking up.
Ross Savill same omg
Elliot Gough, himbo extraordinaire
I still don't get the joke to this day
I love the way elliots brain works
Every goddamn time
I like how they started hyping themselves up when they kicked the kids out.
WARNING!!! I am the unprettiest RUclipsr worldwide, but somehow I have a lot of fans. Thanks for being a fan, dear Micha
AxxL what the fuck is your channel you look like a kkk.
AxxL I regret looking at your channel
@@AxxLAfriku stfu
@@AxxLAfriku your channel is one of the reasons god and satan dont come to earth
I’m so interested by the way Elliot’s brain works “it can talk?!?!?!!?”
I’m not sure I’d call it working xD
"what is a botanist?" 😂
Rupika C it’s someone who grows plants
Clone Elliot*
in the intro hes just like: why tom????
I like how they had Elliot, he ceased to exist, they let in a new Elliot, and then replaced that Elliot with a 3rd Elliot that shits water.
Good comment
Just wait till they get a 4th one to replace the Elliot that quit
@@Hello_I_Have_Appeared_Wait until they get a 5th Elliot to replace the one from the mine turtle game announcement
@@ninjayoshi8020oh you mean reb day?
@@pcake4603 Woopsie forgot that was Reb Day. I swear she looked so much like Elliot in that video.
Tomska: Hey Matthew Perry do a trick
Matthew Perry: No
Tomska: would you do it for a scooby snack?
could i BE any more convinced?
Who wouldn’t do something for a Scooby snack
I would sacrafice my firstborn for a scübi snac
A baby with survival instincts
Sound Familiar....
*Baby with a gun has joined the fight*
I'm glad that I'm not the only person to think of this
Baby with a gun - baby with a gun - baby
BABY WITH A BOMB
ITS A BABY... WITH... A... GUN!!!!
BABY - WITH - A - *BOMB*
Imagine if they'd gotten the "ugly baby" and "but they're a baby" together 😂 just a generic ugly baby
Babyception
@@goldenpants1239 uh oh
@@goldenpants1239 baby x surgeon
so....its just rik
@@undeadbredd6339 you just destroyed a baby
“It would be the endless cycle of bloodfuckery!” - Eddie “Tom’s slave” Bowlie
That might be my favorite sentence ever said
Imagine getting into the bunker and just seeing these 3 bois behind the table.
What do you do?
NUT
Scream.
Break down
Put a sheet over myself and pretend they can't see me. Tom might not be fooled but the other two might. They might think he's seeing a ghost and I'll survive.
Go back out
My favorite thing about their dynamic is Elliot literally has to put in zero effort and he can have them in hysterics
I take solace in the fact that in a parallel universe the gang drew “an ugly baby who is a baby.”
*Pushes kids outside*
Me: oh,no
*Finds a person who likes touching kids, pushes them outside*
Me: " OH NOOOOO"
This needs more likes.
I also feel bad for those kids 😥
Shadamyfan 1923 don’t worry, they’re disguised as a man in a trenchcoat
@@Max_The_Flower oh yeah. I forgot. Good thing they have that trench coat. 😃
Shadamyfan 1923 wait sec, SHAD!
NOOOO
Now we need fanfiction of them and these characters surviving the apocalypse
yES WE NEED THAT
YESSSSS BOOOI
i hate that i want to do this and i know im going to
@@somenerd2564 updates on that fanfiction
@@therealnoodledog6660 nah i gave up 5 words in
"They hunger for toenails."
I completely LOST IT at that part 😂
Same😂😂😂
My name is koshikage yira and I'm 33 years old...
The amount of laughter that came out of my mouth was not even measurable
It was 27 laughter, I measured it with my mirthoscope
I couldn’t see the video because of the tears
@@elementalsheep2672 I'm sorry, don't worry things will get better :(
Anthony they’re talking about the tears of laughter lol
Elliot: What does...... domesticated mean? *fax machine noises* Can they talk?
This feels more like choosing colonists in Rimworld
Is that an Alex kralie pfp or am I just losing my mind
Incapable of: Caring
“Matthew perry, would you go board up that window?”
“No.”
“Would you do it for a Scooby snack?”
"Hell yeah!"
Elliot's "can they talk?" is a pure 'Some Lovely Board Games' moment.
In tears laughing at the 'what does domesticsted mean...' bit. Perfect timing and the delay in between where Tom and Eddie are not really sure what to say is comedy gold 😂😂😂
This means that Canonically in the content universe, elliot is both a clone and can shit water. And I thought Tom being elliot's dad was weird
I thought tom was just Rick's dad
@@YaamFel he's both elliot and rik's dad in content lore
@@IMPofTHEGASsTATIONhe's only pretending to be Elliot's dad since he was 2
Tom: I don't wanna f*cka dog!
Me: **flashbacks to genius fixes to you're problems.*
Also,
Tom: A fully domesticated bear
Me: **inhales*
*CCCCHHHHHEEEEEESSSEEEEEBBUUUUUURRGGGEEEEERRRR!*
Edit: Wow thanks for the likes.
*you're
@@thephoenixsystem6765 Pretty sure they're saying that the problems belong to you in the Sentance
Anonymous Beholder unexpected far cry 5 reference lol
RescueRex70 Nah, video was titled with “you’re”. It was good comedy
And I also thought of Cheeseburger. He was a good boi
@@zoeyanonschild6891 Oh didn't remember that the title was you're lol
“It’s an ugly baby with skills in survival”
“Maybe they could team up with the hunter”
Baby with a gun?
I need a movie of the action duo nudist hunter and ugly survivalist baby
Dude that’s just hunt for the wilder people
Peaceout Entertainment lmao that's what I was thinking
That's death stranding lmao
My first thought was Detective Baby legs from Rick & Morty.
no one, absolutely no one:
elliot's shirt: HOOS OGS
dakfsdkfdslf that format makes absolutely zero sense in this context.
Choose dogs
Whose ogs
"the world is ending"
well this sure aged _well_ didnt it-
The earth is still here is it not?
@@evildoggo22 Is it?
I think so
@@evildoggo22 nope
Then what planet am I on?
I've only ever heard "don't yuck other people's yum" in an Alien audio novel and I'm also a northern scrub like Elliot so I have no idea where he's heard it
Maybe he also is aware of this audio novel
I think I might've heard it in a jacksfilms' yiay episode
Am from Yorkshire, it's common in kink circles online.
I fully lost it at elliot's "...can they talk?"
nice pfp
Don't you mean eliot's clone?
@@loucar10 You mean the one who shits out water?
Me : Yes , good #content where no one talks about Smash
Elliot : Yet another Fire Emblem Character
*War Flashbacks*
"Can they talk" killed me xD I'm honestly crying with laughter x'D
I’d love the pages of these prompts to play this myself lmao
The way Elliot delivered 'can they talk?' fucking gets me evertime
"there's nothing inherantly wrong with toutching kids"
tomska 2020
📸
the title: WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES
me, a theatre kid: *WHO LIVES, WHO DIES, WHO TELLS YOUR STORY!*
*dramatic gasp towards the audience
“There is nothing inherently wrong with touching kids”
-Tomska, January 28th 2020
10:07 I have been looking for this clip for MONTHS Elliot is the funniest man alive
Just had a quantum mechanics test that ruined my mood. Thank you for being there when I need you the most
It was destined
Elliot: "Whot... does domesticated... mean... Can they talk?" *Burst out laughing*
The weirdest cast for The Walking Dead.
I really want to see someone write this now
Can I just say that these three work off of each other SO well. There were parts of this video that I genuinely thought were scripted because of how comically well-timed their chats were :)
This is Cards Against Humanity: Brexit Edition
Tom's T-shirt in this video has not aged well.
The pause before “can they talk” and also Elliot thinking that’s what domesticated means is so hilarious
I would like fan art of this scenario. Somebody (who is skilled in art) please do this. This needs to be shown to the world.
0:22 this aged wonderfully now.
I think this may classify as the most hilarious episode of content ever.😂
the absolutely horrific timing of when this video came out is incredible
Ya know, the nurse never specified it had to be a daily sacrifice from the bunker's stock, and it's only to do their job, not regular tasks.
Seems like they'd actually be great to have, especially once the raiders come in, since you don't need to keep sacrifices healthy, just alive.
Also, it sounds like they'd know the surgeon very well, given his murder-history, so that was also a plus, I think you guys missed out here.
Remember everybody to call the police the next time someone tries to yolk your yum.
When Elliot said can he talk, i just imagined a bear saying:
'Hello! Ma names jim.'
You have been smashing it with these last few Contents, love it
Game: "twitch streamer"
Elliot: * puts up THE non-twitch streamer *
Who tells our story
I know that we can win
How to ruin your career 101 with tomska: 11:35
Title “who lives and who dies”
Me: Who lives who dies who tells your story!
6:54 When I say this sentence gave me whiplash I mean I stumbled in my own bathroom when I heard this
I love these videos because they got that feeling of just a couple of fun and creative friends having fun and being funny
Rockets and Hitler? that sounds suspiciously like Wherener von Braun.
My thoughts exactly. He would just build V2s
or just a good half of the US Science division in general.
"When the rockets go up, who cares where they come down?
That's not my department!" says Wherener von Braun.
@@joenathan8594 uh what?
@@sadham2668 look up operation paper clip
me: *theater nerd*
me: *reads title*
me: WHO TELLS OUR STORYYYYYYYY
same, i couldn't help it
ELIIIIIZA
10:39 bear with OC. I will hug and keep
That was an amazing episode, holy shit! When you can see gears turning in Elliot's head you know you need to prepare, but you can't be ready for what comes next.
I can't believe this is the last video where Elliot (1) appeared.
I was studying my Japanese in the library, decided to take a break, and watch a bit of RUclips. This is the video I picked. It was a big mistake. I had to pause it half way, because I couldn’t hold it in any longer, the bear and furry thing made me cry of laughter
we accidentally the whole world :(
I'm never eating lunch and watching content, at the same time, again
Me: *sees the title*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: WHO TELLS THEIR STOOOORYYYYYYY
6:12 the greatest sound in humanity
4:32 i honestly thought that this was the convo:
'Our first addition, is a cute puppy who gets turned on by blood!'
'Who doesn't??'
'A delivery person, with a truck full of mcdonalds.'
'OOH'
i'd like to mention that with the options they had, one of the people could have been "an ugly baby but they are a baby"
I'm a little late to the bus, but when the three kids in a trechcoat eat toenails, that doesn't specify clippings. Just so we end up thinking about that.
14:54 "A soul for a soul."
“I think they count as one cause they’re in a stack”
If only they knew how close to being correct they were as to the state of what would become 2020.
it’s 4:30 AM, the perfect time to watch CONTENT
Elliot's mind is a beautiful thing 🤣
Tom's shirt is definitely something
“We predict that the world will end this Friday” *they knew*
Video: *exist*
Covid: "My time has come"
can we just admire Eddie's laugh tho?
14:46 you fool this is how your arch nemesis came to be BABY WITH A GUN.
Waiting for the hamilton references in the comments
"oh like a spit valve on a trombone-" ah yes someone of band culture I see
*"what would you offer?"*
I'm mostly useless, but I am a good cook, and I like to clean.. plus I have a habit of not dying and copious amounts of portable chargers.
It has been two years, and no one is talking about Elliot's excellent picture selection and editing for the visuals. This is a crime that must be rectified. The rocket scientist cracked me up!
I'll do rad tattoos and cover the bunker in awesome art.
But I become feral when not provided with tea and pasta daily.
To quote CGP Gray: if it's at a farm, it's domesticated; if it's at a circus, it's trained.
1:16 _ahhh, the correct use of _*_whom'st'd've_*
Amazing content !!
What a brilliant idea !!
I host a small webradio show weekly and some of your ideas are often referred to in the show. We played an alternative version of the Apology Game last week and I think this one is going to be stolen as well ;)
Kudos to you, guys. I've been following you for quite some years now (well, at least Tom) and guys, you rock!!
Greetings from France :)
7:06 this is funnier when you realise that this happened in that room without music or editing lmao
Imagine Charlie’s reaction
i hope there's a part 2 to this, this is amazing
"They will come back covered in blood"
13:58
Dog seems to like that.
Elliot foreshadowing 4 years in advance
"Would Mathew Perry do it for a scooby snack?"
Haha - prescient.
But what we didn't know is that people would kick themselves out of the bunker.
Eddie : "a fully domesticated bear"
Me : "so detective Tanya bear but doesn't just mangle Tom's partners to death"
Well this video has become more relevant than ever.
11:50 _really_ hope those kids in the trenchcoat have skedaddled by now
I will be adding 'not to yolk your yum' to my lexicon.
I just noticed the shirt Tom was wearing. It's such a shame that The Illuminaughtii turned out to be such a lousy human, because that is nice merch.
I used to be an active member on her discord and personally knew some of the artists she commissioned to do merch. it was such a punch in the gut to have these memories overshadowed by the recent and ongoing bullshit around Blair
Apparently he ruined the shirt while making art so yeah
Thankfully, that's not an Illuminaughtii shirt!