Do I Hate asdfmovie?
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- Опубликовано: 10 май 2018
- A little look back on asdfmovie and my relationship with it
The Muffin Song ( • THE MUFFIN SONG (asdfm... )
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Edited by Elliot Gough ( / elliotexplicit )
Music by Yoav 'LivingTombstone' Landau ( / thelivingtombstone )
"I'm proud of 19-year-old me for making a gay joke that wasn't homophobic."
When you were so bad back then that you are thankful that for once your 19 year old doesnt do a bad
2009 was one hell of a cursed year
@@otavio048 more cursed than 2020?
@@katherinewilson1444 Internet wise kinda
Surprising, am I right?
“Hey wouldn’t it be funny if I got hit by a train?”
yeah i honestly got scared when tom said that-
SoupIsEdgy +suisidal
Comedy gold
"I like trains"
*FYOOOOOOOOOOOOM.*
How ironic I got hit by a train!
It’s all fun and games until you encounter the kids who speak in asdf movie quotes
I am a stegosaurus who likes trains and wants to die die die because I have brain damage. Hello, mine turtle! **dies** Yay!
@@JJPMaster I fear you
@Tristan Energy Whoa I don't know why but you seem like a really cool and epic person.
My mouth tastes of teeth hmm
Oh god...
“PIE FLAVOR” will forever be one of the best lines in comedy
*shreds*
*epic guitar riffs*
"Please dont credit me, I dont want to be associated with your work"
That killed me.
2 more likes and there are 669
1 more like and there is 669
0 more like and it’s 669 likes
1k here.
1,1k here
Tom, the Salad Punching joke is solely responsible for my most intense laugh session ever. My fave joke by far. The anger, the screams, the absurdity just overwhelms and its awesome.
*_Y E S_*
Alien attack was my longest laughing session. Me and my friends watched the video over and over, laughing, for about 15 minutes
@@tubb1 Throoowww the CHEEEESE!!!
I love it too 😂
My favorite too it's my kinda humor
The “honey why is the baby on fire?” Is actually my favourite asdf movie of all time.
BUY ME MORE JEWELRY
And for me it is A,B,C,D,E,F,Gun
@@corinthgatchalian6009BANG
"I feel like I could comedically evolve."
Also Tom's asdf movie 11:
*B U T T*
ChrisMD
you try to to come up with enough jokes to fill 11 videos without running into a dry spot like that
12*
I love the video, butt-
@@nottavegan7311 *11
I also loved What's That Behind your Ear?
It's a Hearing Aid.
WHAT?
That was really funny and would fit within a party trick.
Congrats it was put in asdf
@@yeahyeah4914 no this was him saying he liked the joke from asdf
Yeh
WHAT
That was my favorite joke
"I'm not suicidal"
"hEY wOuLDn'T iT Be FuNnY iF I GoT hIT bY a TrAIn"
I like trains
I LIKE TRAINS
🚞 = *_Z O O M_* =
@@alyssasbowlofsoup1046 train go zoom
I like Trans
“I believe my friend Dan wrote that joke”
So this was before you turned him into a chair.
H A M
what...?
Samsonator He’s referencing a skit Tom Ska has made with Daniel Howell. U should watch it because it’s really funny
Jack Marston I see. What’s it called?
Samsonator Rejects
Barber Shop quartet Dan
Ow ow ow owwww
My favorite joke is:
“Oh no, a gun man!”
“Hoh hoh ho, I’m gonna *stab* ya”
*i like trains*
@@conic2721 NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
@@conic2721 what if someone finds out saying I hate trains protects them
@@berzec i hate trains
@@berzec but i like planes
2007 was a much simpler time
StickMaster500 STOP BEING EVERYWHERE
StickMaster500 I remember you from NISLT's channel
dude,i see you evreywhere,ARE YOU STALKING ME 24/7,OH GOD,HELP ME,CALL 911 HES AT MY WINDOW,PLEASE STOP BEING AT MY WINDOW,OH GOD JESU-
Back when Tom had a slim enough face to put on a logo...
Technically, any era of the past is simpler than the following. That is because we all evolve, we all change, and our expectations grow along the way. That's why some jokes feel like they aged terribly, even though it's all subjective.
6:15 “Screw gravity doesn’t land” just like the guy who floated away
Kirby950 10/10
Too fucking clever mate
Ba-dum-tss
Kirby950 Thought that too
“i LiKe TrAiNs”
Yeah, so that was my favorite-
*train comes and runs me over*
Alex_2_Wavy lol
Your dead? Can you still talk?
"Haha! He's fat and suicidal, I wonder where that..."
"Mmh....."
Comedy right 😂😂
me
Wow...U SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN
Ha ha haaa...
*C O M E D Y*
@@samwai3762 really
the punching your salad joke doesn't have a
PUNCHLINE
Ollie Embourne Eyyyyyyy👉👉
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Wow, this pun is actually funnier than the joke itself
Ollie Embourne aaaayyyyyyy
HA GET IT😂😂
Why did i forget it was sandwich.
I thought it was "Who parked their car on my car?"
I take it you only watched ultrasdf for the longest time.
I’ve always had it stuck in my head as “Who parked their car on my bagel?” And I DON’T understand why.
Now i will animate that.
Same
IT’S YOU
(Hey, youu)
Honestly after so many years hearing “screw gravity”, “f*ck gravity” just doesn’t land at all to me
Same
The way he says, *"WhO pArKeD tHeIr CaR.. ON MY SANDWICH?!!"*
Gets me every time 😂😂😂
I did!
so if I got this right
Tom repeatedly have a mother tell her young child that they should say "they wanna die"... thats neat
XD
Haha
Haha
Haha
Haha
Haha
I always wanted Desmond the moon bear to be standing on the moon while the little girl that got punted to the moon flys by
I thought desmond was the bear who ate the girl who was drawing a bear and then the girl, now inside the bear's stomach says "I wanna go to the moon!" and then gets kicked to the moon, propelling Desmond with her
Catto Birdi woah that's deep
Go watch ASDFmovie YTPS
But better, I always want do the flop guy to go go into space and just make him say EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP and then Desmond the moon bear falls with a whistle down to earth hit the pony with the girl that got punched to the moon riding the pony and then Desmond falls on the two and then they land on a mine turtle and pretty much rip the earth
Vlad Abramov please no.
My favorite joke in the entire series is
“Hey man nice hat”
“Thanks!”
“I was being sarcastic”
“Well I stole your face!”
[faceless facepalm]
Miitopia
Hey man nice hat!
My standard for humor is so low because I still laugh at all the jokes... Yes, all of them
If you want math joke.. You can count on me! :D
What's the difference between math class and meth class?
-
Math is less addicting!
ASZ - The MoonWalker you can *count* on me
h a
Ba dum tss
Same and I don’t laugh or like new jokes.
same
From one writer to another: many of your jokes may seem predictable or lame to you because you wrote them and you’ve been seeing them over and over before the release. An audience member who is seeing it for the first time won’t have that bias and will just enjoy it for what it is.
"Food always tastes better when someone else makes it"
Pix, opinion not fact.
I'm a piano player and the same thing happens to me when I write a song, play it a couple of times and than hate it.
Very true your always your greatest critic spotting flaws no one else would ever notice and hating what you make but others would love.
i see my acting as painfully mediocre and editing as scitsafrenic yet all i ever get is praise unless i outright fail at something.
6:17 Lmao Was That Intended?
"Screw Gravity Just Doesn't Land"
I loved the
I wish people would be nice to me
Your wish is
STUPID
*slaps*
Abby The Cat Lover Such a dainty slap.
*Stoopid
STOOPED
I like that one but I’ve always felt like the stupid had a weird delivery
That slap was unimpressive, I seen bigger ones
*Slap of the decade flashbacks*
I love how he actually laughs at the “but it’s Opposite Day” joke, because I quote that at least 3 times a week.
I really enjoyed this...for some reason asdf3 is still my favourite, and I can’t tell if that’s just because I saw that one first so it made the strongest first impression on me
It's the same exact thing for me too!
When are you gonna upload again?
My favorite song from asdf movie is beep beep I'm a sheep. It's catchy
Holy shit it’s you
Same, you where the one who actually who turned me on to it
My favourite joke:
"Oh"
Okay theres 150 likes but no replys,
Now there’s Officially one reply
Crystal • Cookie now there’s 2
Cat code 3
Sleepy Deer 4
Hyperspeed ! 5
The "I'm punching your salad" joke is probably one of my favorites and i don't know why
Same, its literally just, a random man punching someone else's salad
It's the scream
I am on the AS, and take things super literally, so the:
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there??”
💥BAM💥 “T H E D O O R”
Just...... really resonated with me. Thank u.
Another AS here! I think an asdf14 joke fits spectrum humor _perfectly_ :
"WHERE'S MY WIFE??? Oh there's my wife.
"WHERE'S MY KEYS??? Oh there's my keys."
"OKAY I'm OFF TO WORK! (kiss wife).... Where's the DOOOOOR???"
Uhhh. Autism supplements?
@@SpiderSpiderOnTheWallautism spectrum
@@SpiderSpiderOnTheWallhuh
“Screw Gravity just doesn’t land” lol
Mikaekae Ahhh I get it. He doesn’t land because he screwed gravity, right? I think?
ma fav asdfmovie joke:
YO BRO LOOK AT MY NEW DOG
YEAH ITS PRETTY COOL...OHHHHH THERES NO DOG
WOOOOO
WAAAAA
That's literally in the video
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
I can here the words just by a small glance.
My New Account
b r u h
My New Account did you read the comment?
When I was in elementary school I remember everyone saying "Everybody do the flop!" And now everyone's singing the muffin song. I just want you to know how much your art influenced my childhood 😊
It's ironic how those scenes were cut off since they weren't ''funny enough'', but the "Who parked their car on my sandwich?" Joke is more iconic than most of the scenes that actually made it into the final video
Does anybody remember?
Oh! A butterlfy!
She's mine now John
Skiller 1254 me
I get the refrence.
It's a refrence to an ASDFMovie extra, Marmite is terrible.
Skiller 1254 iii
I remeber it
asdfmovie9
6:18 "Screw gravity just doesn't LAND."
Good one Tom.
Dr _ Nomz I JUST GOT IT
The best ones are the ones where it's really not possible to describe exactly why it's funny. The 'look at my new dog' one is a perfect example. If there had been no yelling, or the yelling was slightly different, or the animation for the yelling was different, the whole thing would just fall absolutely flat but somehow, it came out as one of the funniest sketches. Same with 'Oh.'
Tom: the i like trains joke
RUclips subtitles: *i lIKe tRAinS sTrOkE*
TomSka: _ isn't funny
Me: laughing
Yeh
Ehhh he's not rly funny tbh he sorted died after a while
Fat Tracer I agree, he kinda died, but hes still funny.
sAmE
Me to bro me to.
ASDF 11 is gonna be 0.03 seconds long and you have to astral project your consciousness 7 times into your neighbour's dreams to get trough the 72 layers of irony to understand the jokes
*InFuckingseption*
Finally, a reason to use the slowest speed on playback
Which will all lead back to Tom and his depression.
The art of layering in this comment is astounding
8:05
Tom: I don't have imposter syndrome anymore
also Tom: 14:00
ayy you got a license for that
you'll never take me alive
*blerp blerp*
R I P Trumpet Boy
blerp blerp ?
111 likes. Imma ruin it with a like
@@Tekni blerp blerp
*WE SPEAK IN TRUMPETZ*
pie flavored pie is still my favorite gag after all this time, just so needlessly extreme and action-packed. action that's packed into a single slow-mo reveal
Man, this brings me back! My friends and I in high school would memorize the entire videos and just make the jokes at eachother all the time!
Speaking of which, why do you hate the "I am punching your salad" joke? That was one of our favorites to quote!
For reference, our favorite joke of all of them was "Now son, don't touch that cactus!"
I like that joke too
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! *drops the fucking baby*
Fun fact: it was originally gonna be I am punching your son, but due to self censorship he edited it to salad
I used to download all of the asdf movies and keep em offline on my phone. Me and my friends would secretly watch it in class under the desk when the professor wasn't looking.
atleast u appriciate hes work
Favorite joke:
Have you seen mah lemons?
I vant mah lemons
The girl: 😳
@@lazuliisanidiot she gets turned on
I remember thinking the "I am punching your salad" joke was the funniest thing in existence.
1900 - there’s gonna be cars that fly
2019 - A suicidal MUFFIN
Fairly sure that the muffin wasn't made this year
-Winden- you’re right
Who wants a muffin
1900 - Theres gonna be original comments!
2019 - This
Cars didn't exist
I still get a laugh out of the OG asdfmovie, inspired the HELL out of me to make RUclips cartoons. And it only got better and better.
F O O D
VTAnimation 100th like
VTAnimation HEY GO BACK TO ANIMATING
VTAnimation that’s some smooth advertising
untill it reached asdfmovie 10 and now it just suckss... the old ones are still awesome tho
The trumpet joke is the best one out of all of them. The way the trumpet taps out a stiff faceless boy is one of the funniest things I had ever seen.
“Were people’s standards just that low back then?”
If I am correct, that was humor back then, so probably lol.
Has Tom reached the pinnacle of self awareness?! Has Tom become sentient?!
normie twice removed
Of course not, everyone knows that Tom is just a computer program.
+
I read it as "Has Tom reached the pineapple of self awarness?!"
normie twice removed (Terminator theme starts playing)
Well he knows almost everything
Omfg please tell me I'm not the only one who never realised it was vsauce doing the carrots line 😂😂😂 wtaf
Definitely not
his voice sounds so different in this! i've been following them for years and i just realized it is him!
Jay Blayk I didn't know up until you said so
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"THE DOOR!!"
I actually use it sometimes,
I just love how quotable everything is! It makes for endless laughter among friends who also have seen the series!
same!!! i quote some of these, even translated into my native language, pretty often 😂
among, AMONG!!!?!!
@Ueki - Amogus
When me and my cousins play ultimate chicken horse we always rush to get the door and when it kills someone we quote asdf
6:17
“F**k gravity is a better line, screw just doesn’t _land.”_
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED WHAT HE DID THERE-
Yeah, it did got _grounded_
*i'll just shut now*
3:12 I have to agree. 'Pie flavour' is possibly the most timelessly funny.
1st reply idk
The first time I watched asdf movies was when I was 7. I remember asking my mum, ‘Hey mum, what’s a homosexual?”.
I was banned from the computer.
Thanks Tom.
Josie Jones
HAHHAHA
this is why u never ask ur parents, ask your friends
XD
DIAMONDEMERALD17
They said when they were *7*
?
Format for video
Tom Hates Joke
Me: that was one of my favorites
9:20 it took me years and I didn’t understand that joke until right now
I DIDNT KNOW VSAUSE VOICED THE CARROT JOKE, WHAAAATTT I learned so much about asdfmovie in this video
"You're adopted!" is definitely my favorite. It is so uncalled for but it's true! What about that close-up to pup's shocked face along with sad piano sound... my goodness do I love it.
i used to say that to my dog when he did something bad insted of yelling at him. he got so sad and went to bed
15:24 I did not recognize Mark's voice earlier.
Tomska: I made a minute and a half short out of someone thinking a gun was a camera.
Also Tomska: decides to turn one joke into 5 minute skits.
Some Things Never Change.
I love asdfmovie except for the kids in my school who say “I aM a SteGoSauRus” all the time and “I lIkE tRaiNs”
say im hungry
Shauna Emery I’m hungry.
@@spqcestarlight1673 hi hungry im dad
Shauna Emery *gets out glock*
It's just a shared piece of humor among people. :) Nothing wrong with it
Tom, your 2007 randomness is an important part of my childhood, and I'm sure lots of other's in the comment section.
"Hey, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?"
"17 Again?"
"Yeah."
"It's on the shelf."
"Oh. Thanks."
I actually enjoy the randomness of asdf you need to start believing In your own content more
"Jimmy, take out the dog"
"Yes, mother"
"For a walk, Jimmy.."
It allways gets me.
I did a placement in a hotel in Lanzarote in 2013. The pay was crap so I signed up to the hotel's babysitting service for extra money because that paid €15 an hour. The first child I babysat was 12 and told me about asdf movie (or A S D F movie as he called it) and sang me the entire I Like Trains song. As someone who had heard of but never watched any of asdf movie it was a pretty bizarre experience.
what an amazing child you babysat
computerguy19 Wow some people send 12 year old children to be babtsitted? That's like feeding 6 year old child feeding breast milk
Bonk Well first of all he was in a hotel in a foreign country so It's not the same as being left at home really.
But also he he had a little sister, she was just asleep at this point.
HarrietTwelveThree Oh ok
I say A S D F Movie too
But I think that’s because in French, saying Asdf Movie sounds like saying Bgrfjk
It sounds better in english
I always thought the “tie is evil and its going to kill me.” Was “help my diabetes is evil and going to kill me.” Or diet was gonna kill him
React to the entire series cutting nothing out
The Delivery of "... Mother". Is still by far my favourite thing from any asdfmovie.
That makes me laugh every time.
I actually find "screw gravity" sort of smoother than "fuck gravity". So in a mind of one meaningless viewer, you made the better choice.
Also, it'd be awesome if you remade those cut and "censored" jokes and published them, maybe to this account, if not to the primary. I want to see that "I wonder if my baby can fly" animated.
TehAnonymous same I wanna see baby not fly
asdfmovie: the lost jokes
🎵 What a lovely day to walk down the road and if I ever stop singing I will explode 🎵
Hey Steven!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
(Explodes)
*rode*
Pomeranianz•v• Samz omg I am so stupid how did I not realize that! I’m fixing it now, thanks for pointing it out
Np!
“But its Opposite Day.”
@@EmbeddedWithin frick
_explosion_
7:31
I want to see that minute and a half version
“To prove that i dont hate asdfmovie...”
...YES!
“Ive decided ill go through them”
s h i t
Braydon why shit
@@dontspikemydrink9382 and we would never find out
6:19 this just in: gravity joke doesn't land
Boop b u r n
Ha!
Omg...
you are disgusting
XD that is very very good!
3:35
‘Hey wouldn’t it be funny if I got hit by a train?’
6:43 Unironically good Egoraptor impression
THROW THE C H E E S E
Everytime the film impedance day is on!
But its oppisate day
I hate cheese...if you want to know why you have to check Nickelodeon UK...
What is the name of the anime on ur profile pic
Kaylee Rules and likes to Game I hate cheese because I call it the “Too much cheese taste” if you don’t know I made it up. It’s basically is that it’s just a getting sick of cheese thing. And it tastes horrible
HeY WoUlDnT It Be FuNnY iF I GoT HiT By A TrAiN....
Oh nuu
Wat is wron wit chu?
@@xeleicum_8737 r/woooosh
I like turtles
That sounds really boring.
I USE MY HAIR TO EXPRESS MYSELF.
Fun fact! I remember for a short time when I was younger, my mom banned me from quoting asdfmovie because I kept doing it over and over again. She only allowed the 6th one because she fell on the excuse that it was ‘too violent’ and asdfmovie6 was apparently the ‘clean’ one. To this day, the 6th episode in particular just feels different due to how much times I’ve rewatched it compared to the others
I never even noticed that was Egoraptor, same with how I never noticed most of the other people you had in the show till later on.
To be honest i actually thought you were depressed
Thank god you aren't
He isn’t now, but he was. I’m glad he isn’t now too. : )
"A fat person who is suicidal. I wonder where I thought of that . . ."
he is, he's just taking meds
Jeremy Boateng he's hard a rough path.
But he pulled through it.
Dude hope you are ok! Since 2007 I follow these works
asdf movie is gonna be 10 years old? whoa time goes quick. bye bye childhood haha
Are you ever tired of being random?
....
*Me Neither*
"The Puppy has a knife"
Where'd I heard that before
Put the "I wonder if my baby can fly," in asdfmovie 11
yeah! fuck the youtube algorithm!
Tom laughing at his own jokes is a whole aesthetic
It's so pure
Calvatron Like incest. I mean family-friendly happy times.
The best thing was edd saying
*i like trains*
"Can you hold my baby?"
" *No apparently not* "
That’s the spiritual successor to the “I wonder if my baby can fly.” joke he self-censored out
Even though the jokes are so stupid, I still laugh every single time.
Jershea Ventosa Me too ;)
Same
Yes?
On the 11th anniversary, make "The ASDF movie I wanted to make" where you use all the better versions of the jokes, like "Hey can my baby fly?" And the better version of "Beep beep I'm a sheep"
Spudwood yES
Spudwood yes
A bit late: the 10th anniversary was 2017 xD
Brad Wright I meant 11th XD
And the ****** gravity instead of screw joke!
16:05 my phone fell when he said oops
*Who got this recommended 2 years later?*
5 years later, but yeah.
The "is this you?" - joke is probably my favourite one of the whole series, idunno why
Hello!
"I am punching your salad!" is legitimately so bad, it's good, for real. If you must accept appreciation of this joke, feel free to take it like that.
John Wozniak Go Bills!
John Wozniak yeah punch my salad was me and my friends' favorite one
I kept thinking it was "I am punching your son!" I thought it was pretty funny.
Aah!
So asdfmovie is the thing that makes me...
*_SAY REALLY DEPRESSING THINGS IN OPTIMISTIC TONES!_*
I remember the seeing the homosexual joke when I was younger, and having NO clue what was so funny.