Siskel & Ebert & Roeper - Some Funny Moments While Reviewing Films

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  • Опубликовано: 27 июл 2024
  • My 3rd installment in the series. Roger Ebert, Gene Siskel and Richard Roeper talking movies. Their bad experiences that turn out to be fun for us viewers. Sorry for not including more of Roeper in this one.
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  • @andymassingham
    @andymassingham 4 года назад +96

    "Who in the world wants to go to a lambada movie that ends with a trigonometry bee?" is one of the greatest sentences in history. Visitors from 5509, you're welcome.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 3 года назад +3

      I didn't understand what Roger said at first, because I didn't understand "bee". Now I know.

    • @avisco01
      @avisco01 3 года назад

      @@sha11235 same here.

  • @TheJoedonbakerfan
    @TheJoedonbakerfan 3 года назад +25

    "Who wants to see a lambada film that ends in a trigonometry bee?"

  • @mattdeans9873
    @mattdeans9873 3 года назад +37

    I laughed out loud. Gosh, how much better this world was with these two marvelous men in it. Thanks, boys.

    • @Blodia1990
      @Blodia1990 3 года назад +7

      I'm sad to think we never got to hear Siskel's thoughts on Batman Begins

  • @thatgoddamnpotato
    @thatgoddamnpotato 4 года назад +19

    21:20, “a cousin? A nephew? A next door neighbor?!” My favorite line.

  • @robertwiegman1
    @robertwiegman1 5 лет назад +35

    Eberts put down of Brain Candy is HILARIOUS!!!

  • @whizwart1
    @whizwart1 6 лет назад +73

    An actual excerpt from Ebert's written review of North "I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it."

    • @Dim4323
      @Dim4323 4 года назад +1

      Unquote

  • @samuelbarber6177
    @samuelbarber6177 3 года назад +6

    “George Clooney is a good looking bore.” Owwwwwwww!

  • @mattdeans9873
    @mattdeans9873 5 лет назад +26

    VERY funny stuff. Oh how I miss the personalities, knowlege, egos, talent of these two wonderful men.

  • @bryansarracino8623
    @bryansarracino8623 7 лет назад +58

    The North review is an all time classic

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 6 лет назад +7

      Especially for me, since that weekend, my father passed away from cancer. So separating from your parents is not a light thing.

    • @kf8346
      @kf8346 4 года назад +4

      I remember that I watched North as a kid. And it made so little of an impact on my child brain that I don’t know if I liked it or not.

    • @Xayjohns
      @Xayjohns 3 года назад +1

      @@sha11235 I'm sorry for your loss

    • @jaycee6556
      @jaycee6556 2 года назад

      @@sha11235 yes I’m also sorry for you loss

  • @altodomino2721
    @altodomino2721 5 лет назад +37

    Ebert was such an eloquent man. A warrior poet.

    • @bloodtimemaximusfullthrott226
      @bloodtimemaximusfullthrott226 4 года назад +3

      Alto Domino the fuck is all this warrior shit? Poet warrior? So if a guy is a good cook he’s a chef warrior? The fuck outta here with that shit. Go look up what a warrior is.

    • @benjaminmonroy8622
      @benjaminmonroy8622 4 года назад +3

      @@bloodtimemaximusfullthrott226 ok keyboard warrior

    • @cl759
      @cl759 4 года назад +2

      @@benjaminmonroy8622 ROFL

    • @WEK-kh8gd
      @WEK-kh8gd 3 года назад +1

      @@bloodtimemaximusfullthrott226 you’re another internet raging insane person. 😂

  • @spinecraft1356
    @spinecraft1356 5 лет назад +39

    "You should be embarrassed, Gene."

    • @jakemetzgar
      @jakemetzgar 5 лет назад +11

      Spine Craft “Roger, what happened to your sense of humor?” 😂

  • @gspendlove
    @gspendlove 6 лет назад +44

    There's a scene in Batman Returns where Bruce Wayne is sitting in the dark, alone, thinking, brooding, waiting. Then the Bat-Signal shines in the window and the moment's over. But that two-second scene tells us more about Bruce than the entirety of Batman & Robin.

  • @anunusualironiccircumstanc2246
    @anunusualironiccircumstanc2246 3 года назад +9

    The banter between them during the Brain Candy review is a bromance. ♥️👊🏼

  • @williamhicks7736
    @williamhicks7736 4 года назад +13

    Funny! Loved it when Gene and Roger would get on each other....

  • @avisco01
    @avisco01 3 года назад +8

    The Leonard Part 6 review is also very funny.

  • @PowerGlove79
    @PowerGlove79 4 года назад +24

    Man, Bruce Willis is QUITE the fixture of these videos lol

  • @nworbrelytthefirst
    @nworbrelytthefirst 4 года назад +7

    Haha. “A friend of the other shark” cracked me up.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 3 года назад

      A better one would be it is the original shark reincarnated.

  • @errose5967
    @errose5967 2 года назад +4

    Miss these guys. Loved their show.

  • @datsun210
    @datsun210 4 года назад +14

    LOL 11:00 "Brain Candy Roger... Brain Candy!"

    • @marinerman
      @marinerman 3 года назад +6

      Ding dong man! Ding dong! Ding dong yo!

  • @1984stef1984
    @1984stef1984 5 лет назад +17

    Siskel and Ebert were gold!

  • @freeman7296
    @freeman7296 3 года назад +8

    Roger Ebert said one thing that applies to practically all movies today - everything is arbitrary

  • @jakemetzgar
    @jakemetzgar 5 лет назад +21

    Can’t believe Rob Reiner directed one of “the most thoroughly hateful movies in recent years”

  • @HumanBeanbag
    @HumanBeanbag 3 месяца назад +1

    I loved Hudson Hawk when I was little because we sang Swing On A Star in the school choir 😂

  • @NovaJake360
    @NovaJake360 7 лет назад +17

    This is amazing. Thank you. Haven't seen some of these.

  • @fabiobonetta5454
    @fabiobonetta5454 3 года назад +5

    I'm sure Gene gave Lambada a thumb up just to piss Roger off

  • @nickstadler1906
    @nickstadler1906 4 года назад +51

    In the age of the internet, there will never be another Siskel & Ebert, because there are ten thousand people who think they can be Siskel & Ebert.

    • @chriscornelius2518
      @chriscornelius2518 4 года назад +1

      That is one of the best points.

    • @nikolasmokalis3425
      @nikolasmokalis3425 4 года назад +3

      There was no Siskel and Ebert before Siskel and Ebert, they were originals. I think there are people who are passionate about movies that have made careers and personas for themselves, and none of them should aspire to be another critic

    • @fabiobonetta5454
      @fabiobonetta5454 3 года назад +1

      Oh boy, how right you are!

    • @Citizen_J
      @Citizen_J 3 года назад +1

      Mike and Jay

    • @nickstadler1906
      @nickstadler1906 3 года назад +5

      @@Citizen_J While RLM is entertaining, I doubt many people turn to their show for actual reviews and recommendations. RLM is known primarily for dunking on whatever the latest blockbuster is while, on rare occasions, making an obscure recommendation here and there.

  • @Ayanami0001
    @Ayanami0001 5 лет назад +11

    Ebert drops the ball on Brain Candy

    • @WEK-kh8gd
      @WEK-kh8gd 3 года назад +1

      He dropped it because why hold onto a movie this bad.

  • @samuelbarber6177
    @samuelbarber6177 3 года назад +7

    The greatest put down of all time: “I thought this was: Awful, dreadful, terrible, stupid, idiotic, unfunny, laboured, forced, painful, bad.” It’s just as good as: “I hated this movie. Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this movie! I hated it! Hated every single, stupid, audience-insulting moment of it!”

  • @pronkb000
    @pronkb000 7 лет назад +13

    I did a double-take when Gene casually mentioned Melora Hardin in his Lambada review. Jan from The Office knew how to get down even then!

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 5 лет назад

      Well, she was the co-star there.

  • @ResistanceQuest
    @ResistanceQuest 3 года назад +3

    The more compilations of these guys on RUclips, the better

  • @jameswilliams-of3mv
    @jameswilliams-of3mv 7 лет назад +28

    lmaooo ebert's lambada review

    • @TheSolMike
      @TheSolMike 4 года назад +1

      Gotta love Gene's face when he holds his laughs

  • @garytruthteller2606
    @garytruthteller2606 4 года назад +4

    10:25 -- But how do you REALLY feel about it, Roger? (A GENUINE LOLOL moment)

  • @Gynecologist
    @Gynecologist 3 года назад +3

    These guys were awesome!

  • @johnpark8188
    @johnpark8188 7 лет назад +8

    This is pure gold in video form. Thank you so much!

  • @peterpiperman9542
    @peterpiperman9542 5 лет назад +4

    Ebert: Spider-Man was too cartoonish😂😂😂 hahaha

  • @kevint1719
    @kevint1719 11 месяцев назад +2

    If you watched their Jaws: The Revenge review over and over for 90 minutes, it would still be more entertaining than watching the movie.

  • @musicuniverse1356
    @musicuniverse1356 4 года назад +6

    So I guess when you film dance sequences in a film, don't shoot from the butt up LOL. Good observation lol. I wouldn't have noticed.

  • @crystalshaw8744
    @crystalshaw8744 11 месяцев назад +1

    I love these guys!! Yes I'm a dork...lmbo

  • @thorgrootsweetrabbit2244
    @thorgrootsweetrabbit2244 4 года назад +5

    I love Hudson Hawk, it's great.

  • @jvacas4446
    @jvacas4446 4 года назад +2

    No, boredom, boredom with Benji running!

  • @jimmyl324
    @jimmyl324 2 года назад +1

    That North review is epic

  • @nickgagnon3626
    @nickgagnon3626 Год назад +1

    The North review is a classic.

  • @McDonaldsCaviar
    @McDonaldsCaviar 2 года назад +3

    Boy it sure sounded like Roeper was giving Spider Man a thumbs down

  • @jarrodhesse391
    @jarrodhesse391 4 месяца назад

    During the Brain Candy review, Siskel implies that Ebert may not have “gotten” it, and boy does Ebert get genuinely pissed.

  • @crystalshaw8744
    @crystalshaw8744 11 месяцев назад +1

    Her name is just a trivia answer...damn!!...lmbo

  • @scottshanahan3827
    @scottshanahan3827 4 года назад +2

    When I was in high school my friends and I were huge fans of kids in the hall. I couldn't wait to see brain candy...I was disappointed.

  • @untexan
    @untexan 11 месяцев назад

    Man Roger went off on Lambada, this is hilarious

  • @sha11235
    @sha11235 5 лет назад +15

    Brain Candy did not become a midnight cult film.

    • @ianmcnaney6528
      @ianmcnaney6528 2 года назад +2

      Are you sure about that?

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 Год назад

      @@ianmcnaney6528 Yes, as far as I know. You see it playing at midnight anywhere around you?

    • @nicktaylor2657
      @nicktaylor2657 Год назад

      It was a disappointment at box office

  • @sha11235
    @sha11235 Год назад +2

    I sort of agree with Roger about Spider Man. And why did you cut off some of Roger's words during the review?

  • @ChumpMaLe4u
    @ChumpMaLe4u 2 года назад +2

    every single line starts from zero and goes nowhere!!!

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 4 года назад +9

    Guessing Ebert or roper never saw the Spiderman comics

    • @mclink99
      @mclink99 Месяц назад

      Or even READ the Spider-Man comics.

  • @maxputhoff1436
    @maxputhoff1436 2 года назад +1

    Michael Caine apparently skipped the Oscars where he would have accepted an award because he was busy filming Jaws: the Revenge. The Oscars are nothing but a joke now, it's like when you give the special kids at school "good guy" trophies, but back then people still cared. Michael Caine, ahead of his time, gave ZERO shits about the stupid Oscars.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 Год назад

      At least the second time he won the Oscar for the same category, he was there.

  • @DavianSinner
    @DavianSinner 5 лет назад +6

    From what I saw here, Hudson Hawk doesn't look too bad.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 5 лет назад +1

      I think if you watch the whole film, you'll agree with everyone who hated it. I haven't seen it myself, but I think that would happen if I watched it.

    • @thorgrootsweetrabbit2244
      @thorgrootsweetrabbit2244 4 года назад +1

      I find the movie quite entertaining of course I'm a B film lover, and seek out the hidden gems like this one.

    • @williamashton9235
      @williamashton9235 11 месяцев назад

      It's not as good as an average "Moonlighting" episode.

  • @yaywhewclips242
    @yaywhewclips242 5 лет назад +3

    Yes but the director of north made some great movies: sure thing, misery,

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 Год назад

      Roger mentioned that in his print review of North. And on the tv show, with the next film he did The American President, Roger mentioned North and what he said to compare it to AP, which he loved.

  • @yournamehere6002
    @yournamehere6002 27 дней назад

    Roger was right about BRAIN CANDY

  • @clairelodge72
    @clairelodge72 Год назад

    Hudson Hawk is hilarious.

  • @johnnyskinwalker4095
    @johnnyskinwalker4095 5 лет назад +11

    Agreed with Ebert about Spider-Man the CGI stuff was terrible

    • @Blodia1990
      @Blodia1990 3 года назад +2

      At times it was great but others, especially the scene with the kids and the goblin, were TERRIBLE wow lmaooo. Spider-man 2 had AMAZING cgi

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 3 года назад +2

      @@Blodia1990 I supposed it got better as it went along. But the overuse of CGI was disappointing to see from someone like Sam Raimi who did such good practical effects in other movies.

    • @Blodia1990
      @Blodia1990 3 года назад +2

      @@johnnyskinwalker4095 It was indeed sad to see Raimi relying on CGI so much but it is practically impossible to practically have a stuntman fly through the skies without a huge risk of serious and life threatening injuries.

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 3 года назад +2

      ​@@Blodia1990 I think some things could be worked out better with minimal CGI. Like the helicopter work in Darkman, it was all stunt work with a real guy hanging from a rope. Not to mention in the movie The Fly they had Jeff Goldblum sticking to walls as a human-fly and there was no CGI there, it was all practical, they had build a whole room that they would move around and the effect was stunning on screen.
      I think with the Spider-Man movies, it is mainly because Raimi did not have the freedom that he could have had on movies that he imagined himself, these were big movies and when you jump into that, you have to accept their rules. And it was easier as a big production to just go for the CGI and that's it. (Although I have noticed that in Amazing Spider-Man, they used stunt work more for Andrew Garfield and it already looked much better, (even though it was a bad movie))

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 3 года назад

      I had problems with the parts where buildings fall down. So soon after 9/11, it bothered me.

  • @eggsntaters5144
    @eggsntaters5144 Год назад

    Brain Candy is genius.

  • @Mr21scott
    @Mr21scott Месяц назад +1

    Nobody cares now, but it's not "North by Northwest" SMH. THAT'S a classic; the movie was called "North".

  • @stephenkissane4268
    @stephenkissane4268 4 года назад

    They enjoyed Jaws the revenge

  • @Subzeppelin1
    @Subzeppelin1 6 месяцев назад

    9:11 looks like Dr. Rachel Levine

  • @Clay3613
    @Clay3613 7 лет назад +14

    Ebert was so wrong about Spider-Man, good thing he liked SM2.

    • @joejay4646
      @joejay4646 5 лет назад +2

      He was completely correct about both movies SM2 > SM1

    • @BL-mf3jp
      @BL-mf3jp 2 года назад +1

      @@joejay4646 SM1 is a perfect superhero movie. Aside from some CGI looking a little dated, it's a perfect superhero film.

  • @natalieps2387
    @natalieps2387 4 года назад +4

    The hudson hawk film was a down period for bruce willis until his career with Travolta was resurrected by by pulp fiction.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 3 года назад +1

      Bruce came up with the damn story himself!

    • @jlobiafra
      @jlobiafra 2 года назад +1

      Hudson hawk was his first bomb as a lead which then lead to a couple of more bombs death becomes her and color of night. But I wouldn't say it was much of a down period seeing that die hard 2 came out one year earlier than hudson hawk and the last boy scout came out the same year as hudson hawk, both had commercial success

  • @stevenhochlander1630
    @stevenhochlander1630 Год назад +1

    Jaws the revenge was absolutely horrible.

  • @matthewlieberman9535
    @matthewlieberman9535 2 года назад

    I remember being disappointed when I saw "Batman & Robin". A true bummer.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 Год назад

      Gene mentioning the thing about Poison Ivy: That wasn't the point anyway about the victims scratching. She had lethal lips.

  • @jaketurner61
    @jaketurner61 7 лет назад +8

    North. One of the most atrocious misfires I have ever seen. This tried to use wit as a disguise to its colossal cold hearted plot device. Now. Irreconcilable Differences. That's a far better movie about this subject. Batman and Robin, better used as a dangerously idea of a drinking game using puns. Yikes! Jaws: The Revenge...in my top 40 worst films ever.

    • @markdaniels7174
      @markdaniels7174 6 лет назад +2

      North: hard to believe it came from Reiner, who's got one of the best track records for excellent films. Batman&Robin: well, at least Alicia Silverstone looks hot, squeezed into that leather costume. Thumbs down to the movie; penis up for the deposit into my Spank Bank.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 6 лет назад

      And do you know who made her film debut in that film? Scarlett Johansen.

    • @thorgrootsweetrabbit2244
      @thorgrootsweetrabbit2244 4 года назад

      Jaws the Revenge is the mother of all the roaring sharks that came after, a movie way ahead of its time.

    • @Xayjohns
      @Xayjohns 3 года назад +1

      North is absolutely atrocious.

  • @Citizen_J
    @Citizen_J 3 года назад +2

    Brain Candy is a classic. Ebert is waaaay off. KitH are geniuses

  • @GaryPhelpsII
    @GaryPhelpsII Год назад

    HudsonHawk was just ahead of it’s time; when I heard everyone trashing it, I knew I had to see it. 😊

    • @GaryPhelpsII
      @GaryPhelpsII Год назад

      James Coburn was fantastic in that…

  • @jamesb.8940
    @jamesb.8940 7 лет назад +2

    Shark 4 wants revenge for the deaths of the previous 3 - sounds reasonable enough. If they were close relatives of 4, that would be 3 very good reasons to want revenge. Problem solved.

    • @thefonzkiss
      @thefonzkiss 6 лет назад +2

      James Cameron they’re sharks you fucking mong.

    • @thorgrootsweetrabbit2244
      @thorgrootsweetrabbit2244 4 года назад

      @@thefonzkiss Sharks are curious animals that denotes intelligence, they're not mindless killers.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 Год назад

      At least there has never been a fifth shark wanting revenge.

  • @Grandizer8989
    @Grandizer8989 2 года назад

    14:52 first use of the word emoting on TV, years before we would have hundreds of emoji’s at our fingertips

  • @acrovader
    @acrovader 5 лет назад +5

    Hudson Hawk is so annoyingly awful.

  • @maxputhoff1436
    @maxputhoff1436 2 года назад +2

    The 1st Raimi Spiderman sucked ASS. There, I said it.

    • @ead630
      @ead630 5 месяцев назад

      Everything to do with Uncle Ben is not just good but excellent. I don't mind the rest of the movie but come on, suck is a strong word

  • @kf8346
    @kf8346 4 года назад +2

    Brain candy is one of my favorite movies ever. I’m not exaggerating. I bought three copies of the dvd just so I could give two of them away. When I was in college, I used that movie like therapy. I watched it when I was overwhelmed by being a molecular cell biology major at Berkeley, just like how I sat at the feet of the trex skeleton and talked it through my neurosis. . . Brain candy is, in my opinion, the best movie I have ever had to get me through my own life. It is way more than a movie. It is a personal therapist at the price of a dvd. I love brain candy. I have agreed with ebert in other reviews. But this one is way over the line. I simply cannot respect anyone who does not like brain candy. It is the sort of movie that says way more about who is watching it than the film itself. Ebert just killed his reputation. I watch brain candy at least once a year just to maintain my own sanity.

    • @booknooky9436
      @booknooky9436 3 года назад +2

      So do you agree with Ebert's assessment? You're unclear

    • @WEK-kh8gd
      @WEK-kh8gd 3 года назад +2

      Are you serious? You’re favorite movie is Brain Candy? You know there are other movies right? Like... good ones too.

  • @maxputhoff1436
    @maxputhoff1436 2 года назад +1

    "Maybe I'll watch Brain Candy again in the 21st century." Put your money where your mouth is, Rog! Review this movie again today and tell me it isn't funny! Oh, oh, you're dead?! A convenient excuse.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 Год назад +2

      He had about 13 years to watch it again, but I guess he didn't.

  • @oobrocks
    @oobrocks 3 года назад +1

    This isn't funny at all to me but interesting

  • @ty22guy
    @ty22guy 4 года назад +1

    Batman and Robin and Batman Forever are far and away much greater films that any of the 3 Chris Nolan piles of trash.

    • @studbstrd3589
      @studbstrd3589 4 года назад +2

      I don’t know if you’re trolling or just simple.

    • @ty22guy
      @ty22guy 4 года назад +1

      @@studbstrd3589 Take a guess.

    • @studbstrd3589
      @studbstrd3589 4 года назад

      Tyler Waters both!

    • @studbstrd3589
      @studbstrd3589 4 года назад +1

      Tyler Waters personally, I prefer Burton’s Batman movies to Nolan’s or Schumacher’s. While I do like quite a bit of Schumacher’s movies, his writing and directing can’t really compare to Nolan’s...especially with the Batman movies. But that really doesn’t excuse my two previous comments which were kinda rude. Sorry about that...I’m in one of those moods. Cheers man, keep well.

    • @ty22guy
      @ty22guy 4 года назад +2

      @@studbstrd3589 Haha no worries. I was obviously being sarcastic. Nolan's movies are the best Batman movies IMO, although the Burton ones aren't bad. Batman and Robin and Batman Forever aren't even watchable.