Ebert & Roeper - Worst of 2005
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- Опубликовано: 6 авг 2021
- Ebert's list:
1. Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
2. The Dukes Of Hazzard
3. Dirty Love
4. D.E.B.S.
5. Son Of The Mask
6. Doom
7. Constantine
8. Undead
9. Elektra
10. Fantastic Four
Roeper's list:
1. The Dukes Of Hazzard
2. Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
3. Monster-In-Law
4. The Longest Yard
5. Stealth
6. Miss Congeniality 2
7. The Man
8. Guess Who
9. Bewitched
10. The Legend of Zorro Кино
'At least he crashes into a mountian so he can avoid the rest of the movie'
ROFL
Ebert already wasn't doing so well. I hate cancer so much.
It’s sad that he left summer of 2006. At the Movies tremendously changed when Michael Phillips, AO Scott and the two Bens filled in.
@@stefantomasi4036 I thought that Michael Phillips and AO Scott actually were a good fit, but the two Bens were terrible.
@@Xayjohns I agree with you. The two Bens had no faith to the previous segments
Poor dear man
It’s heart breaking to watch knowing the final result :(
There were 9 films worse than Fantastic 4 in 2005.
Just sit and ponder that frightening, hellish observation
Especially given how we have a worse fantastic four version that being fan4stic
I can't fathom the fact that Ebert and Roeper had to watch that abomination Son of the Mask. I see 10 seconds and I'm like "GOD NO!!" 🤣🤣
Here’s the Siskel and Ebert review of The Mask original; ruclips.net/video/VwgKCnI2hh4/видео.html
Yeah being a movie critic sounds like all fun and games until you realize you have to watch movies like Son of the Mask or Deuce Bigalow
@Sans Deity Darn right. I never even finished watching Son of the Mask. I pity anyone who had no choice.
and it wasn't even at the bottom of their lists
It was horrifying how bad the usually really good Alan Cumming and Bob Hoskins were.
RIP Roger Ebert - what an American Original!
This brings back some great memories
I can happily state that I have not seen a single one of these movies.
We still need the Worst of 2001, 2002, and 2003 to complete the series. Share them if you have them!
How about Best and Worst of 2006 and Best and Worst of 2007
@@stefantomasi4036 Ebert was gone from television by that point so I don't much care. Best of 2006 has Roeper and A.O. Scott and it's available on another site but the post-Ebert era of the show isn't very good and doesn't interest me.
@@flaccidusminimus2170 I understand. I feel the same way as you. I mostly enjoy the August 2006-Summer 2007 episodes with the various guest critics like Kevin Smith, Harold Ramis and Aisha Tyler etc. Those episodes stood out to me 💯 But my most favourite episodes of Ebert and Roeper are the ones with the red and blue theatre from September 2005 - June 2006.
Haha i have sadly seen most of these.
@@mesicek7 the worst movies displayed in this segment I’ve seen are Bewitched, Son of the Mask, Monster-in-Law, Fantastic Four, The Man and The Longest Yard. The movies from this segment to avoid are Doom, Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo, Elektra, Stealth and The Legend of Zorro. I like Dwayne The Rock Johnson, Jamie Foxx and Rob Schneider but they did poor effort in the movies that I listed. I am a big fan of their other underrated flicks
"The problem with all of these movies is that they've seen too many other movies; they're bored with themselves; they lack a sense of wonder. Everyone is so casual about the stupendous events surrounding them, and the enormous powers at their command, and their challenges are so trivial."
Very well put. If you've ever wondered why modern action/superhero movies are just kinda' eh.....this is the reason.
I was thinking the same thing!
Look who's talking. Man if Ebert can't even hear himself. Ebert may be a bit jag lagged.
They called the movie Stealth because no one saw it.
I saw stealth lol. It wasn’t atrocious. Just totally boring.
I kind of love Ebert even more now for suggesting Brittany Murphy.
Interestingly, it was Son of the Mask (on Ebert's list only) that made Richard Roeper's worst-of-the-decade list four years later, coming in at #6.
DEUCE BIGALOW: EUROPEAN GIGOLO was ever worse.
lmaoo son of the mask!
I was surprised that Son of the Mask was in the middle and not one of the top 2 worst. Deuce Bigalow 2 is the only one I would put at that level of stupidity.
@@willisskull2676 Never seen Deuce Bigalow 2 but the first one was funny. It seems like ever since the Farrelys and Judd Apatow stopped releasing movies, we haven't been getting that many guilty pleasure comedies. It makes me look back at even the less successful ones more fondly.
@@politefan8141 Both Deuce Bigalow movies have some really funny bits as well as some stuff that crosses some lines. I personally felt like 2 went too far in some aspects.
I fully agree comedy movies have suffered. I was just thinking today how good a lot of movies and music was 20 years ago. I don't recall the last time a comedy really appealed to me besides a couple here and there like The Wrong Missy. Guess I'm stuck in the early 2000's and loving the games and movies from that time.
I worked in a DVD shop in 2006 and a lot of these movies were renting heavily. I learned from that job that people have no taste. Or brains.
Oh wow
I believe it. I worked at Blockbuster around the same time. I couldn't bring myself to suggest some of these movies when people would ask me what to rent. The guilt still plagues me to this day.
I mean, in any year the vast majority of rentals were horrible, dumb, over the top silly movies. Seems to be more of a trend with the renting crowd. The theater visiting crowd is usually more cautious as they are spending a bit more money. Not just the ticket but the drive, the parking, the food and drink, and the dry cleaning bill after sitting in a theater seat.
Ehh... I actually enjoyed Constantine. Ah well. "If everyone liked the same thing we'd still be sitting in animal skins painting on walls"
Yes agreed...Constantine has a very solid fan following
2005 wasn't exactly top heavy but had a lot of good-very good films. Man, though.. when Son of the Mask is the #5 worst, you know it's a bad year.
2006 was almost a better year of movies
No but for me it was the dawn of a great video game era and I spent more time with that.
@@Shorty_Lickenstrue ps3 and xbox 360 were starting out good times
Interestingly, Rob Schnieder sent Roger Ebert a beautiful bouquet of flowers when he had his voice box removed from cancer.
That’s kind of him
Yeah, I believe the card read "from your least favorite actor, Rob Schneider." It was a classy thing to do.
@@Xayjohns a wonderful gesture
Yes, about a year after Schneider publicly insulted Ebert and spread false gossip about his personal etiquette. Schneider was very upset about Ebert trashing European Gigolo...but so did pretty much everyone else who saw it!
Did you hear about that story because Rob Schneider was bragging about being classy for having done it or because Ebert mentioned being grateful for it? The former would be a lot less impressive...
Despite the rough shape Roger was in at this point, the wit was still there! Sadly for poor Gene Siskel in his final six or seven months on the show, he was robbed of that sharpness that was his trademark.
Constantine was incredible
This is mine:
10. Pop Star
09. Shadowboxer
08. Bloodrayne
07. My Big Fat Independent Movie
06. The Dukes of Hazzard
05. Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
04. Son of the Mask
03. Meet the Family
02. Dirty Love
01. Chaos (David DeFalco)
I remember being pissed when Ebert included the Fantastic Four on his worst movies list as I thought he was wrong. But looking back at it, I can see why because it wasn't as good as I remember. Stealth was so bad, I couldn't even finish it and Jessica Biel's hotness wasn't enough to save the movie.
Dvd rental fees. What a throwback
When they showed the clip from _Doom_ with those horrible special effects and action scenes and that awful industrial heavy hop (or whatever you wanna call it) playing in the background, I couldn’t contain my laughter lol 😂
I hated Undead so much that I used the DVD as a clay pigeon and blew it out of the sky.
I wanted Gene Siskel to be alive in 2005 in order to be with Roger Ebert for "The Worst of 2005" episode, but I wanted WWE superstar and the XFL's Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to destroy boxer Manny Pacquiao after he was just in the Universal Pictures movie called "Doom" and Rob Schneider got a big huge slap in the face from Ebert for his role in "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo."
That was a great Reeves impersonation.
Super good 👍
Truly was lmaooo
@@Blodia1990 😂 I would’ve loved to see Richard do more celebrity impersonations
@@stefantomasi4036 Yeah I bet he would be good at them. His Reeves was spot on lmaooo
@@Blodia1990 i can picture him doing Owen Wilson or someone lol
7:03 I had that on DVD as a kid- I couldn't even FINISH it when I first saw it! :0
I feel the same way. It’s sucky when certain movies are hit and miss
Hell i saw the dvd for racing strips i was so scared by it didn’t even watch it
My favourite part of this is the critique on Son of the Mask
I feel like I've committed a sin at some point and my punishment is to be constantly reminded that the longest yard exists. I loved the film as an 11 year old but almost jumped from a window out of shame after seeing it again many years later. Every time I start to forget, someone mentions it
@Weener Schnitzel Grown Ups 2 is a disappointment in my eyes
The Longest Yard is hilarious what are you ashamed of? U make it sound like u loved Jack and Jill or Grown Ups 2. The film is not even close to one of Sandlers worst films
I thought it was absolutely hilarious when I saw it, but it has been a while.
Ok but Monster in Law is one of my fav guilty pleasure comedies
I love Richard's Keanu Reeves voice. I need to see more reviews of his movies.
I’m in the same boat as you. I want to watch more Ebert and Roeper videos that I haven’t seen in a long time
I loved Constantine and DOOM. I also liked Stealth...Jessica was hawt.
Proud to say that I didn't see one of these and that I remember almost none.
I use it as a recommend list.
Here are my list of the worst movies of 2005.
10. King's Ransom
9. Are We There Yet?
8. Aeon Flux
7. Alone in the Dark
6. Yours, Mine, and Ours
5. Cheaper by the Dozen 2
4. Dirty Love
3. Son of the Mask
2. Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
The worst movie of 2005
1. The Dukes of Hazzard
"Are we there yet" was painful!
Boy I can’t believe all those came out that year. 2005 is when pop culture nosedived and never came back
You can tell Ebert was sick with his jaw ....
Iol at roper laughing as ebert describes the constitute plot
Guess Who with Bernie Mac was actually pretty good
Yes it was. A bit more funny and charming than My Boss’ Daughter and Just Married
No
Damn I MISS the 2000's.
The Legend of Zorro is a crushing disappointment after the excellent Mask of.
I agree, I loved the first movie but Legend was dog s@@@.
Had the worst villain ever in my opinion, with his demise featured the most hilarious scream in a motion picture XD
how was Son of the Mask not number one on both lists
In their original review of it on this program, Roeper said it was the closest he had ever come to walking out of a movie in a theatre. That suggests it was a far more painful experience for him than anything else he discussed on this episode.
2000 - 2009 was a *very* interesting era for movies. Like some of the best were made but at the same time they weren't afraid to make cheesy movies with ridiculous premises. Its also the last time i remember comedy movies getting heavily pushed in the mainstream, that almost never happens anymore
I have to give credit for Constantine and Elektra for being creative, and trying something different. They were at the very least interesting and visually done well. They stimulate the eyes and the imagination rather well, just not the brain.
Roeper's phony cackle is the worst of 2005.
6:40 - Roger, "Doom" wasn't "basically" a video game, it was based *on* a (pre-existing) video game!
You remember where you were when these films came out, that's the interesting part.
Ebert and Roeper on a channel called Flaccidus Minimus. Sometimes i wish RUclips was a real place.
How is “Son of the Mask” not on Roeper’s list. I thought I’ve heard him say it’s one of the worst of all time.
Indeed, he said during their initial review that it was the closest he had ever come to walking out of a movie! Although, because it was a February release, perhaps he either forgot about it or the passage of time diminished his animosity.
I think these shows made much more sense in earlier years when the hosts didn't waste time *ranking* the year's worst (who really cares?) and instead divided the year's greatest offences into trends and categories, only singling out their individual choices for #1 Worst.
ruclips.net/video/-iZ9suJXJTk/видео.html scroll to 1:20 on the link attached to see the bits of the actual review of Son of the Mask. I apologize if it’s brief
We waited 11 years... For that?!
I think they try to not overlap too much so they can have 20 films in total, so they likely agree on a few but share the “glory” for the TV show.
The longest yard was a good movie
I like that indie Aussie, zombie, movie The Undead. Sometimes movies have to be cut a little slack considering they have small budgets.
I never saw any of these MOVIES.Thank God.
Dukes of Hazzard may have been a bad show, but it was among the most popular shows in America. My family members loved that show especially Cooter.
What does that tell you about America?
The baby come to mommy bit was pretty funny.
The problem with constatine he dosnt act anything like the charecter from the comic, and matt Ryan nailed it.
Thank you
At first I was ready to start complaining about how this show would suck with Roeper instead of Siskel but after watching the reviews for Son Of The Mask I decided to stop bitching. Nothing worst than a sequel without Jim Carrey
13:37 -Okay, I thought this was a trailer to a Coen brothers movie...
If only Gene Siskel didn't pass away...
I would've loved to have been able to hear his take on films in the mid-2000's, for example.
Nothing against Richard Roeper, but, he's no Gene Siskel.
Shutup
Yikes. I remember most of these coming out when I was a kid and either seeing them or hearing about how bad they were. It’s crazy that these were all in the same year. When Fantastic Four was only listed at #10; I thought 2005 must have been a really brutal year for bad movies.
First time watching this video and I'm going to predict some of the movies that will appear on the lists: The Skelton Key, The Wedding Date, The Dukes of Hazzard, The Ringer and Son of the Mask should be mentioned.
The Legend of Zorro was a huge letdown because I really enjoyed the 98 movie. Fantastic Four was average and I always liked Constantine even if it has very little to do with the comic. I would put Son of the Mask as the worst movie, there isn't one laugh or anything good coming from that movie.
Fantastic 4 is indeed a great movie
@@stefantomasi4036 no
I hate Legend of Zorro how it was too cheesy like Batman and Robin, his son being annoying, the villain being too dumb, and the writers who would go on to write the 2017 Mummy reboot 🤢
@@unholyperiodza5442 another messy reboot that came out that year was Jumanji. Jumanji 1995 is way better. Why can’t these originals be left alone as originals?!
@@stefantomasi4036 Don't know but at least the writers of the Mummy reboot didn't write the Jumanji reboot, they wrote the Michael Bay Transformers sequels and the Amazing Spiderman 1 and 2.
I felt that the 2000’s marked the decline in film. Not saying that there weren’t some fantastic movies in there. I think filmmakers became lazy and started depending too much on cgi special effects rather than good scripts and acting.
If you limited yourself to American movies and mainly watched blockbusters, that would be a reasonable conclusion.
I would say the late 2000s was a major drop off for American movies.
8:08 Miss Congeniality 2
Surprised no mention of "The Amityville Horror "
Fair point. I find it strange that Ebert wasted time singling out "D.E.B.S." and "Undead". Fast-faders that were barely released, died quickly at the box-office, and that few people had heard of even in 2005. This appears to violate his longstanding rule with Gene Siskel that it wasn't fair to use this annual special to pick on small, obscure movies, only big budget affairs or big star vehicles. "The Amityville Horror" was a major studio movie and (apparently) godawful, with a 1.5 star review from Ebert. It would have been a more appropriate choice for this program.
@@flaccidusminimus2170 in another segment of worst movies, Roger Ebert was going to list Thunderbirds but chose not to as he thought it wasn’t perfect for his worst films list
@Morse Team America World Police came out in 2004
Nah, it was at least better than Amityville 3D.
Least Ryan Reynolds didn't scream like a girl compared to that guy who got his face fried in 3D.
Constantine is a great movie and one of KR best roles. Perfect asshole who doesn't emote, doesn't give a "damn" about anyone but himself. The Devil portrayed in this movie is one of the best ever even though its a short, the fallen angel also..... Roeper doing the Bill and Ted mocking, he didn't sound like that at all and it is just low hanging fruit.
Be Cool was also terrible, but had too much competition for a Bottom 10 list.
How so?
@@stefantomasi4036 your question is kinda vague. Im gonna guess you meant "how so did it have too much competition" and my answer is all the others are REALLY bad. Like loud, epic, in your face bad. DEBS, son of the mask, doom, Elektra, Fantastic Four, Monster in law, Miss Congeniality 2, The Legend of Zorro. All horrible rotten movies in terms of plot, acting, and even minor stuff like the camera angles and sounds.
Be Cool was just lazy, like it was full of self referential meta humor before it became popular, but thats boring and not inspired, and in some cases groan worthy. But its not big loud epic bad, like Battlefield Earth.
@@Shorty_Lickens I think Battlefield Earth is the worst. As for recommendations involving John Travolta or other crime comedies that are underrated, I recommend Swordfish with Hugh Jackman and as for crime comedies, I recommend Made with Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau and a music one by the name of In the Mix. It’s with Usher and Emmanuelle Chriqui, it’s got a vibe of The Bodyguard
"I'd recommend watching it without looking at the screen"
2005 was rather dire for films based on comic books. After the masterful Spider-Man 2 the year prior, the 2005 Fantastic Four, while not terrible, just doesn't cut it.
The start of superhero film overload....
Guess who the 2005 remake of the sweet 1967 the late Spencer Tracey and late sidney poitier classic was made 17 years before poitier passed away, thankfully he did not want to see this one.
I’m here after hearing Poitier’s passing
The '00s are a period I feel absolutely no nostalgia for whatsoever
The Longest yard did really well I remember the theater being packed
Maybe in its opening weeks, but overall it only earned a modest profit. Seems to be one of his least hated comedies though.
@@flaccidusminimus2170 don't know about theatre return but that has to be one of his biggest successes from the rental game. Must have sold so many tapes and dvds
I remember elecktra locking dated when it came out.
🦃 2005, Year of the turkey.
fantastic four? I OBJECT! that had Jessica alba in an incredibly sexy, scantily clad scene, therefore it was AMAZING and broke historic grounds!
In going through these "worst" compilations from the early '80s on, it's apparent that the worst movies keep getting worse with each passing year.
13:29 that laugh
Love that chuckle 🤭
Nice to remind yourself sometimes that every year, every decade, there are terrible movies being made, not just in recent times. 😀🇸🇪
I just watched the worst movies of 2002 segment and that one had a lot of awful movies whereas this segment, the 2004 one and the one from 2006 had underrated flicks
Of course, but the best of the 90s for example was far superior compared to the 2000s or especially the 2010s.
Ahhh the 2000's. The worst decade.
Burt Reynolds making yet another appearance on the Worst of lists😂😂😂.He’s gotta be the most frequent flyer. Some enterprising commenter should compile that list.
Fantastic four is not one of the worst movies
It’s an instant classic. So awesome!
So better than Fant4stic
Not at all. I like both of the 2000s F4 movies.
Never even heard of Undead until now, and I'm a zombie enthusiast lol...Also, I liked Constantine, not fantastic, but enjoyable enough
Last time Roger was on the show to do the worst list, sadly.
Yes that’s right. He left the show summer of 2006. Jay Leno came in late July 2006 and other guest show critics kept on filling in. Beginning of Fall 2007 til the end of the Ebert and Roeper series portion of At the Movies, Michael Phillips and AO Scott started doing more episodes with Roeper
Any film that doesn’t allow Jessica Alba to showcase her full acting ability..is doomed to failure!
Also, The Love Guru is an underrated movie with Jessica Alba
Richard Roeper said it, best at 17:03-17:14...
I agree.
Ebert & Roeper were both right that "The Dukes of Hazzard" film in 2005 was terrible, but shame on them for trashing the original television series on CBS. That was a great series!! I guess not everybody has the same taste on television.
Sorry, I meant the same taste in television.
@@brianforbes8325 there were a couple of bad movies based on TV shows and the worst one IMO is The Brady Bunch Movie
@@stefantomasi4036 I agree that The Brady Bunch Movie was a stinker, and so were
some others based on TV shows. I would make an exception for the 1993 film version of "The Fugitive" with Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones. That was well done, and Tommy Lee Jones' performance in particular was brilliant, as his character (the Federal Marshal pursuing Ford, the fugitive) changed subtly during the story in regard to his attitude towards the fugitive. But I would still say that the concept of adapting a classic TV show to the big screen is usually a losing proposition. It is as bad as remaking a classic film that shouldn't be remade, and we have regrettably seen a lot of that through the years! Shame on Hollywood for most remakes -- I say most, not all.
@@brianforbes8325 The Fugitive is a great one indeed! Spot on about everything you said
@@brianforbes8325 and of course the addams family movies
Constantine was ok.
I still enjoy the dukes
8:00 Roeper’s criticism of Dumb and Dumberer was a bit unfair here considering it was a prequel with the characters in high school therefore recasting made sense
He probably meant that they should have cast superior actors who could convince you of being Carrey/Daniels antecedents, but it didn't quite come out that way.
@@flaccidusminimus2170 I get what you mean.
No one said they had to do a prequel with younger versions though, I'm sure it had to do with Carrey and Daniels being too busy probably.
Some great films in the 2000s but daaaaaamn the bad ones really were unwatchable.
The difference between other decades is the bad movies cost as much as Titanic.
Son of The Mask was only number 5?
Wow
Roeper is good at identifying good movies but not at identifying bad ones.
Undead is a blast. Solid horror comedy with a cool main character.
I really don't know what the Hell happened to the american cinema at the beginning of 00s years. Feels like all the trash that nobody wanted to do in the previous decade was finally released. Worst moment for cinema: 2000-2006
Constantin was a great movie.
The classic back-and-forths between Siskel and Ebert was actually great TV in and of itself. They had to stand each other, they didn’t have any other choice. Roeper on the other hand was hand-picked by Ebert himself, and it shows. More lapdog than critic. And somehow excrutiatingly smug.
You say that like Ebert and Siskel wasn't smug themselves
Considering the current Marvel flops i honestly wouldn't mind another 2005 Fantastic Four. I can't say the same for Silver Surfer. I legitimately cannot remember anything about that movie. Wait i thought people liked the Keanu Reeves John Constantine movie? I remember hearing rumors they wanted to make that movie cannon
My list
The Honeymooners
Son of the Mask
The Fog
The Man
Miss Congeniality 2
Are We There Yet
Rebound
Be Cool
Bewitched
Doom
Dirty Love
Alone in The Dark
Munich
XXX State of the Union
Good Night & Good Luck
Doogal
Stealth
Fantastic Four
I guess Ebert didn't want to give Chaos the satisfaction of being mentioned on this show.
He did right, that movie was pathetic , PATHETIC, the director punishing his audience for seeing his film, ill say it again: PATHEEEEEETIIIICCCC
@@marcelineetyvan3665 It may be the worst movie ever made.
@@williamhowe1 funny thing that The virgin spring, a Bergman film, used that story before, elevating the material and making it a fantastic film, this movie had no fucking excuse to be made and i hope it stays dead and buried in a cement coffin in another planet where that shit BELONGS.
@@williamhowe1 which Chaos movie from 2005 are you referring to? The horror thriller one or the action thriller one with Jason Statham, Ryan Philippe and Wesley Snipes
@@stefantomasi4036 The horror movie.
"Constantine" is fucking awesome.
Fantastic Four (2005) really wasn’t that bad. The cast carried it to being a solid movie IMO.
Watching this, I can only imagine how much Ebert would have hated the FF reboot if he lived to see it.
I agree with you about the Fantastic Four (2005) version. However, I hate the 2015 reboot.
I actually like both of the Tim Story Fantastic Four movies.
@@Xayjohns 👍
One of his quotes from that review probably would have been a book title
@@stefantomasi4036m0r0n
What's the 437 reference?
The reference at 4:37?
@@stefantomasi4036 no when Richard Roeper said: “Or at number 437 if you’re going the other way.” That was when they recapped their Top 10.
@@CJmovie92 Presumably the 437th 'best' movie, if he'd watched 447 movies that year - going the other way as he said.
“Aging” Antonio Banderas? He is still a Daddy in 2024! These dudes were TOO wrong!