Siskel & Ebert & Roeper - More Funny Moments While Reviewing Films

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @rampageclover9788
    @rampageclover9788 10 лет назад +39

    Siskel was such a riot...RIP to both men

  • @mattcastellanos2178
    @mattcastellanos2178 2 года назад +8

    Ebert: ".....and if she were your nurse you'd rebuild your shattered body too". Comedy gold Roger. Agree, she was in her prime there.

  • @PAKCRICFAN1
    @PAKCRICFAN1 11 лет назад +17

    R.I.P EBERT AND SISKEL YOU WILL BE MISSED

  • @ronjeremy65
    @ronjeremy65 11 лет назад +8

    Years ago before cable TV in my area, Siskel and Ebert was the best place for movie talk. Even though I may not have agreed with some of their reviews, it was a fine program. I liked the inclusion foreign films that never got much press. Rip, btw the Howard Stern scale episode displayed their sense of humor.

  • @AstonishingSodApe
    @AstonishingSodApe 3 года назад +15

    True story: I was going to watch Mission Impossible II but at the last minute I followed my brother's recommendation and bought tickets to Big Momma's House instead. I will never forgive him.

    • @AndreLuiz-iw2wg
      @AndreLuiz-iw2wg 2 года назад +1

      Tbf, Mission II is one the weakest film of the franchise

    • @AstonishingSodApe
      @AstonishingSodApe 2 года назад +1

      @@AndreLuiz-iw2wg Still better than BMH

    • @Xayjohns
      @Xayjohns 2 года назад

      As a standalone action movie, Mission Impossible 2 is okay but it's really just a John Woo movie. And Mission impossible 2 is better than Big Momma's House 2. I'll tell you that right now. One of the worst sequels ever.

    • @ilovebrandnewcarpets
      @ilovebrandnewcarpets Год назад

      MI2 worst of the franchise imo. I saw it in the theatre and there was too much blah action/motorcycle “action”
      But yah big mommas house is not good, but I did love Martin Lawrence in blue streak and black night

  • @Tesla_Death_Ray
    @Tesla_Death_Ray 10 лет назад +18

    "i dont CARE if the arm is coming out at me" hear hear!

  • @Angyali
    @Angyali 6 лет назад +12

    It's so funny and true what Ebert says about 3D!

  • @Angyali
    @Angyali 10 лет назад +34

    "And I'm gonna tell you: "3D" SUCKS! (...) And it doesn't add anything, because I don't care, if the arm comes toward me from the screen! I'm really not-really moved by that!" :DDDD
    Me neither. ^_^

    • @Hammerhead547
      @Hammerhead547 7 лет назад +2

      3D always gives me a migarine headache and nausea.

    • @cooperhaaland
      @cooperhaaland 3 года назад

      I have heard so many more people tell me specifically that 3D gives them a headache than people saying anything remotely positive about it. Personally it doesn’t give me a headache, but I barely notice it at all. It’s like going to movie theaters where the seats rumble. Neat trick, but who really cares?

  • @jamesatkinsonja
    @jamesatkinsonja 11 лет назад +7

    Underworld was directed by that Genus Roger Christian who did Battlefield Earth. Sounds like he was pretty consistent from day one.

  • @thekjd2988
    @thekjd2988 7 месяцев назад +1

    I can watch these videos again and again. Brilliant.

    • @johanoberg1157
      @johanoberg1157 10 дней назад +1

      yes but I seem to recall music? they probably removed it for copyright

    • @thekjd2988
      @thekjd2988 10 дней назад

      Yes I remember too. You’re right

  • @reddavis4808
    @reddavis4808 9 лет назад +30

    Master of disguise was horrific. I remember my kid made me rent this horror.

    • @JamesOhGoodie
      @JamesOhGoodie 8 лет назад +8

      I was working in a theater when it came out! I'm still not convinced it was a real movie and not a collective hallucination all film-goers had in 2003.
      Good news is we had fun beating up the cardboard display the studio sent us for the lobby after the film closed.

    • @Xayjohns
      @Xayjohns 7 лет назад +2

      Red Davis My mom rented this and Scooby-Doo on the same day. Some double feature. We started with the latter first, then the disastrous MoD. I was 10 and hated it.

  • @MenwithHill
    @MenwithHill 10 лет назад +7

    His 3D comments still hold up.

  • @d1664256
    @d1664256 11 лет назад +2

    The only 3D movie that amazed me was Jaws 3, because I was 8 years old.

  • @fluff975
    @fluff975 11 лет назад +2

    Roger's glow in the dark watch is cool

  • @whizwart1
    @whizwart1 6 лет назад +3

    Ukulele picks! XD

  • @jayNicks10
    @jayNicks10 9 лет назад +11

    3D DOES Suck.

    • @rosario508
      @rosario508 9 лет назад

      +Jay Nicks Did you see Beowulf? I thought that it looked really great with the combination of 3D and motion capture.

    • @jayNicks10
      @jayNicks10 9 лет назад

      Ross Cicero I have not.

    • @CelestialWoodway
      @CelestialWoodway 6 лет назад

      I only like 3D Imax like scene of flying over a mountain or space or something like that in a science or nature documentary.

  • @sha11235
    @sha11235 9 лет назад +2

    Big Momma's House is a minstrel show.

    • @reneedennis2011
      @reneedennis2011 5 лет назад +1

      Yup. That's why I never watched it. The trailer turned me off.

  • @cl759
    @cl759 4 года назад +2

    Striking distance was just fine for what it is.

  • @marzilyas
    @marzilyas 11 лет назад +2

    "I like the dog! I like the dog!"

  • @fluff975
    @fluff975 11 лет назад

    Haha exactly! I did block that person and all of his friends, but they actually stalked my channel and searched through my feed and kept finding ways to find my comments and bully me. They're really insane. But I've been ignoring them and they went away so its all good now

  • @ShyGuyTravel
    @ShyGuyTravel 2 года назад

    To be fair, that Steve Seagal movie looks pretty funny

  • @davidsh752
    @davidsh752 10 лет назад +1

    Come on Ebert! It should've been Scooby Deux.

    • @futuremovieactor
      @futuremovieactor 9 лет назад

      David SH I think the original title was Scooby Too.

    • @Hellraiser0601
      @Hellraiser0601 3 года назад +1

      I think he was going for the "doodoo" joke.

  • @sha11235
    @sha11235 11 лет назад

    That Larry Bishop can't do crap. He has Mad Dog Time, Underworld, and Hell Ride.

  • @idklol4197
    @idklol4197 2 года назад +1

    i saw spy kids as a kid and i didnt know who sylvester stallone was back then, but even then, i remember his shitty line reads cringing me out lol

  • @Rusty3659
    @Rusty3659 Год назад

    Talented and Martin Lawrence should NEVER be used in the same sentence!

  • @fluff975
    @fluff975 11 лет назад +1

    thank you. this person you responded to (and i know this was a year ago lol) has been saying awful things to me and calling my videos that i made when i was 9 or 10 gay and the worst shit ever and (loling) while he said it. He's done this continuously and he makes me sick.

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 9 лет назад +1

    Matthew lillard dose sound like shaggy from the cartoons which is awesome because he was in be cool scooby doo

  • @sha11235
    @sha11235 9 лет назад +1

    And Larry Bishop also did Hell Ride.

  • @AJARyan-yn2uv
    @AJARyan-yn2uv 11 лет назад +2

    The only film I saw where the 3D was actually good was life of pi

  • @jaketurner61
    @jaketurner61 7 лет назад +2

    Striking Distance is something that Steven Seagal probably said no to and they threw money at Bruce Willis. It's such a predictable and laughable experience. Master of Disguise...yipe! Big Momma's House...Mrs. Doubtfire as a FBI agent, enjoy some chuckles, but the ending was A HOWLER. Hard to Kill is a "so bad, it's good" movie with badass action sequences, but after that the dialogue and bad acting is truly hilarious. Scooby Doo (Why?) brought back the most hated character of the show...Scrappy-Doo and the second is truly unwatchable. After I sat through Mad Dog Time...came to the conclusion I never want to watch anything to do with Larry Bishop. These are true film critic legends.

  • @rmjmoviereviews6876
    @rmjmoviereviews6876 Год назад

    So what did they give Hard to Kill?

    • @SuperRod88
      @SuperRod88  Год назад

      2 thumbs down.

    • @rmjmoviereviews6876
      @rmjmoviereviews6876 Год назад

      @@SuperRod88 Wow! As much as I loved them. Sometimes they acted like sissies.

  • @andreww1212
    @andreww1212 11 лет назад

    He's right about 3D. I regret seeing Tron: Legacy in 3D. Made all of the colors washed out, movie was dark. It only had a bit more depth. I would have rather seen it in 2D.

  • @Angyali
    @Angyali 11 лет назад

    If it wasn't for Ridley Scott and the talented cast, The Counselor this year would've been nothing more than what Ebert said about Underworld.

    • @215jmo
      @215jmo 10 лет назад

      Yeah that film really straddled that line. I think the direction and the acting as you say stopped it from being too ludicrous

    • @Angyali
      @Angyali 10 лет назад

      Jordon Morgan Actually I think The Counselor is a good movie, but it's pretty uneven in the criterias of a movie. Scott actually managed - along with the cast and the technical crew - to make it into sort of a modern day western. It actually became dramatic towards the end, so I gave it Thumbs up.

    • @215jmo
      @215jmo 10 лет назад

      Indeed. I thought it had its merits as well

  • @chapmanzon6762
    @chapmanzon6762 11 лет назад

    what did he say?

  • @RugbyDark
    @RugbyDark 8 лет назад +1

    The image distortions are creepy af

  • @phxsns1
    @phxsns1 12 лет назад +1

    Beyond the Valley of the Dolls is something of a cult classic.

    • @monkeyballs512
      @monkeyballs512 Год назад +1

      I’m sure you knew this, but Roger wrote the screenplay for that film. It wasn’t mentioned in the video, so it’s interesting that you brought it up without supplying that context

    • @phxsns1
      @phxsns1 Год назад

      @@monkeyballs512 I wish I remembered the context of my comment, haha. Not sure if I was replying to someone or what.

  • @stefanmovieflixtomasi
    @stefanmovieflixtomasi 3 года назад +1

    6:29 my favourite worst movie review of this show.

  • @BilbusWilbury
    @BilbusWilbury 11 лет назад +1

    Half of the comments below are so petulant and moronic (among other things) that I feel shamed for the people who wrote them. Who cares what they dressed like? or if they (or anyone else who likes them) is 'uncool'?...... RIP Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel... your voices, and writing, will be terribly missed by many.

  • @lanajack9205
    @lanajack9205 11 лет назад

    I LUV Bruce Willis and Dana Carvey but I agree with the commentary on Master of Disguise and Striking Distance. And I'm with him on 3D sucking. "I don't care if the arm comes toward me from the screen. I'm not really moved by that."
    I Don't mean Any offense to people who like 3D. Everyone's eyes r different.

  • @SamJohnsonAZ
    @SamJohnsonAZ Год назад

    Scooby doo movie was freaking awesome

  • @phxsns1
    @phxsns1 12 лет назад

    But he doesn't have cancer anymore... you said he still did, though.

  • @criticalbil1
    @criticalbil1 Год назад

    Lingers in a coma for 7 years!!

  • @phxsns1
    @phxsns1 12 лет назад +1

    Roger's cancer free.

  • @09rja
    @09rja 6 лет назад +1

    Hard to Kill was ridiculous.

  • @lanajack9205
    @lanajack9205 11 лет назад

    U need to block people like that. ;) He's using u like a rag to wipe his snotty nose on.

  • @mrbrandonmartin388
    @mrbrandonmartin388 12 лет назад

    ha ebert says 3d sucks and its still correct today.

  • @docdave15
    @docdave15 12 лет назад

    at least I'm not thrilled by someone getting cancer like a sicko. I certainly hope in day to come you become a better person. Also being a nerd isn't a bad thing you're a nerd as well just for different things.

  • @Hallinilla9
    @Hallinilla9 12 лет назад +1

    Who ever said the movies were reality?

  • @Rabscuttle02
    @Rabscuttle02 11 лет назад +1

    I HATE HATE HATE 3D

  • @NoxDeus11
    @NoxDeus11 12 лет назад

    No, psychosis caused that man to do what he did. Don't blame movies for intrinsic human problems, unless you're a troll. In which case, you still fail.

  • @boomvipers7253
    @boomvipers7253 12 лет назад

    Like all of Ebert's way kewl cartoon watching fanboys, we need this handsome man's direction on which film to see

  • @kellygreen5556
    @kellygreen5556 12 лет назад

    Who the hell picks their clothes? An undertaker?

  • @cantina4celly
    @cantina4celly 11 лет назад

    Both "Underworld" films were garbage.

  • @josephpanzarella1417
    @josephpanzarella1417 Месяц назад

    I stopped watching the show after Gene Siskel died. The chemistry was all gone after that.

  • @Dottiecurran
    @Dottiecurran 12 лет назад

    I agree Clem

  • @Pingaheimer
    @Pingaheimer 12 лет назад

    3d is pointless.

  • @Jim73
    @Jim73 6 лет назад

    The video encoding on this is the worst I have ever seen on RUclips. Congrats, SuperRod88

    • @SuperRod88
      @SuperRod88  6 лет назад +5

      You're welcome. If I'm not going for the gold medal, I'm always striving for getting nothing but at least I'm in the competition. And in the words of a failed film director: "I'm doing the best with what's available".

  • @hughlingard
    @hughlingard 7 лет назад

    not so much funny; just honest.

  • @davidporter671
    @davidporter671 Год назад

    Master of Disguise is funny

  • @cantina4celly
    @cantina4celly 11 лет назад +2

    Both "Underworld" films were garbage.