Damn imagine if Stroheim survived the Battle of Stalingrad, then hid in Argentina after Germany was defeated, then fifty years later meets up again with old Joseph and helps the Stardust Crusaders take down Dio
@Strasznik I mean, there were experiments to test how far peopel would go following orders, the results were quite impressive, now imagine that in war, of corse Nazis would do the atrocities they did, they were brainwashed into it, obviously nazism as an ideology is pure evil, but the nazis who died at war were fighting for their families mostly, not hate. Modern nazis have no excuse tho
We got to give it to mr Stroheim here Blows himself up, and becomes a cyborg specially designed to fight pillar men, proceeds to do so with a sun wielding Englishman, a secret mom, and an Italian guy, gets destroyed twice, and deals the final blow on the last pillar man, allowing an erupting volcano (which, mind you, is right next to him) to send said pillar man to space, and only dies when he fights in one of the most famous battles in history. Mad lad.
I can see the plot of battle tendency be used in a conspiracy documentary now that I think about it and now I'm just counting the days until that happens
The weirdest thing about this picture isn't even the fact that there's a guy with a machine gun on his torso. The fact that this is a nazi who is actually a good guy and a fan favourite is what makes this truly bizarre. That's JoJo for you.
I think a better representation of Stroheim would be like Hibari from KHR. Hes not necessarily "good" nor does he like Joseph, but he respects the power Joseph possesses and whenever their interests happen to intertwine, he'll assist him to no end even giving up his own leg.
I think the whole using the captured locals as guinea pigs for his vampire experiment, except one boy who actually volunteered himself to save his family, just to spite the boy's sacrifice shows that he's not a good guy at all lol.
@@_Cerb_ What he did was evil, but it wasn't to spite the boy's sacrifice. To offer oneself, in Stroheim's eyes, showed a bravery and depth of character the others lacked. He spared the one who offered his life because he felt that boy was the only one there with any kind of value.
Stroheim: Badass military haircut. Kars: Long hair like a girl. Stroheim: Doesn't even need any abs, is equipped with a machine gun instead. Kars: Boring abs made of regular flesh. Stroheim: Helped with the deaths of 6 million people in less than 60 years. Kars: Lived for thousands of years, and never even killed half that many. Stroheim: Died honourably, a proud soldier fighting for his country. Kars: Betrayed his entire race. Stroheim: The most underrated Jobro in the entire series. Kars: Universally considered the worst main Jojo antagonist out of all parts.
@@megashark1013 Stroheim: A badass who can die, and got a good fate. Kars: A sissy who got immortality, and paid the price for it by floating in space, and, if he is lucky, possibly crashing into the sun directly (Which wouldn't fully kill him, but would end his suffering.)
Stroheim has perhaps the highest vampire kill count in the series if you count all the vampires fried by the nazis as his. He also has 2 assists on pillar men.
@@cgnfake6721 At the point where Kars becomes the Perfect Being, Stroheim commands his troops to stand their ground, saying that they are the "cream of the crop" and something along the lines of "German's finest", so there were definitely some German troops mixed in.
So it's basically a cocky American, the Italian salad guy, secret mom, and cyborg Nazi fighting against four Aztec super strippers with sunlight and the best science in the world trying to protect the stone collector's red dream.
Nori Shimogawa raised in America, British heritage. His mother was the baby Erina was carrying at the end of part one, and Erina and Jonathan are brits.
I just wanted to say how amazing and genius this theme is. Let me explain. The lyrics basically repeats "Man is evil and must become eviler to become better" and "Even for the good, a noble one stands in their way. Even if they call him good all they want is to put him aside". Both quotes are from the famous german philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche from his book "And thus spoke Zarathustra". While the actual meaning of his words are still pretty debatable, it makes perfect sense when you consider that Stroheim is a nazi. See, the sister of Nietzsche misinterpreted her own brother horribly. So horribly that the actual nazis used it for their ideology. So in nazi ideology becoming more evil is to cast away all weaknesses, therefore the weak ones too, and by that man[kind] will become "better". And by any means, it's what Stroheim did. He threw away all his weaknesses by becoming a cyborg and therefore became a better human. Nazis would think of him as a "Übermensch" (Overman or Superman) . Another one of Nietzsches ideas. This is of course my own interpretation. Nevertheless it makes it the best anime theme I know.
"Don't dare to pity me Jojo. Thanks to german science I've trascended human nature and I've become a true superhuman" Stroheim tells it verbatim to Jojo when he sees him fighting Kars with all his implants exposed and recoils at the extents of the damage Stroheim inflicted on himself to beat Santana. Stroheim enters the scene as a messed up, straight up straight nazi villain. He gets scantly clad slavegirls serve him, he uses enslaved labor force, he opposes the heroes, in the manga he wants to find the secrets of the Pillar Men to preserve Hitler's life, and thus the Reich. And that's, truth to be told, quite evil. Then we see Stroheim freeing a captured kid because he was brave and telling he'll always respect bravery, he gets Jojo cut off his leg and blows himself to save future people from Santana. And even Jojo must admit that was a good act. So Stroheim thrives in doing evil, and sacrifices himself to do the right thing. But he doesn't die: scientists experiment on him and they make him far stronger. He returns on the frontlines with a bone to pick with the Pillar Men, half driven by the wish to protect his people from them, half driven by vengeance. He doesn't see himself as a maimed soldier chock full with prostheses, like Jojo sees him (and Stroheim is quick to catch his pity), but as the strongest Superhuman in the Jojo world, physically (or so he believes, as when he sees Kars at full power he has to admit he was mistaken) superior to the Pillar Men, the apex of creation, and the Hamon Users. So he was evil, he became worse, and doing so he got and went better, even helping Jojo to save humanity from the Pillar Men. Until he died in Stalingrad, and Araki off panel told it was by the hand of a Stand User. And given that Stand Users came to be between Act 2 and 3, Stroheim was easily the strongest human being before the Stand Users came, starting a new era where the deciding factor for all humanity was no more physical prowess, but Stand Mastery.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: An anime featuring muscular metrosexual guys, kung-fu based on the sun and breathing properly, four half-naked Aztec Vampire Gods, and a Nazi cyborg with a machine-gun in his chest. Love it.
I mean, he probably realized too late that powerful UV lights are only effective against vampires and not against russians with machine guns and tanks.
The wiki says "The lyrics of the song are pulled from chapters of Thus Spoke Zarathustra: A Book for All and None, a novel by German philosopher, Friedrich Nietzsche" They litteraly used Nietzche's work to make the song.
@Taser Tag Yes, but to be clear Nietzsche would have been opposed to the Nazi ideology and their use of his work. They basically used his work as a platform to be corrupted and twisted for their own agenda.
Jonthan Kent The Nazis did that well enough on their own. I mean, have you seen an SS uniform? Black leather with red and white details - even skulls here and there. It is as if they knew they were the bad guys and fully embraced it.
Jonthan Kent To be fair, Nazis looked cool as fuck regardless of how objectively evil they were. Their uniforms, rallies, weaponry, they really knew how to channel that "authoritarian, evil, fascist" aesthetic lol
I'm going off very old memories, but I remember the nazis being more epic in the manga. In general the second part seems very butchered; I know they went to india in it but that never happens. (granted I read it many years ago and watched the anime recently) Edit: After rereading part one, I actually retract my statements, memories were poor indicator
Totally thought he was a shitty character designed to be unlikeable, then he ended up being total bro tier. Then he came back and ultimately was more important than the secondary protagonist, Caesar. Best Nazi in any fiction. GermanScience/10.
Somehow people make Russians seem cool, and all they fucking did was order nonstop suicide charges. It's not hard to make Nazis, people who actually did more than just run into a wall of bullets, look cool.
Yeah, the Nazis were MUCH more hype. One of their hypest achievements was absoultely decimating the Western Front in 1940, they killed twice as much as they died and then they spat France in the face by geting the Armistice Train Coach and signing France's surrender at the very same spot where France forced the German Empire to surrender. THEN the Nazis lost to the Soviets, but not before killing TWENTY-SEVEN MILLION of them. They were evil, but they were hype.
To bad hitler go out of control there, there is no actuall way of making the human better. We are how we are, you cant upgrade the human only if you would take sometnig from him away. He didn'T realize that
Yeah in that way but we cant change the core of the Human. The Human desires love and trust and he is going to do everything to get that love. That you cant change about the human but modifying the human, yes that is possible.
Stroheim is not a good guy,just typical-crazy Nazi soldier. He killed many people,raped Mexicans but in the end he's a helpful friend. Now that I think of it,he can be a good guy if he wants to,like Wammuu.
Imagine if Stroheim showed up in Egypt while Joseph fought Dio? Dio is closing the gap on Joseph, the music is gloom at first then changes to the Propoganda ost, than completely out of nowhere a gatling gun mows down Dio and sends him flying. We see Stroheim stading on top of a roof with his cape twisting in the wind like a dancing flame.
A British kid living in the US, his British mom living in Italy, and Italian guy, another British guy and a cyborg German soldier fighting Aztec gods in WWII using sunlight karate so the gods don't get a weird rock. Battle Tendency is the best part by far
One of the British guys had an African-American kid with him and a squad of men from an American foundation. So the British, Americans, Italians, and Germans all worked together to kill the Aztec fitness gods in 1939.
Translation of that one repeated verse you constantly hear in the song- Der mensch ist böse _All men are evil_ All the lyrics are taken straight from German philosophy, specifically the philosophy of the Übermensch, or "Over man". The Übermensch is someone that has developed their own moral code unlike that of any other human, and is therefore superior.
Superior because the philosopher in question hates religion. I love German philosophy though. It propagates all the best branches of nihilism and anarchistic thought.
Sidar Erdem It's not toxic. He hated religion, mostly Christianity, because of the mindset of spirituality. The notion of "Just live your life in the this way, and you'll go somewhere better", to him, translated into the notion of abandoning society. He disliked religion because he was passionate about society saving itself, and the philosophy--while somewhat ambiguous and having a lot of interpretations--is generally implied to be the result of his notion of mankind being its own savior. He dislikes the notion of people ignoring political, economic, and environmental problems because their religion tells them the world is fucked anyway, and they just want to wait for god to fix it. I have nothing against religion, personally, but I'd hardly call his mindset toxic.
Sidar Erdem That doesn't really work as an argument, but, whatever. I'm not trying to change your mind, just alleviate the ignorance of the situation. People believe whatever they need to in order to wake up in the morning. I don't really have any interest in wasting time arguing with people for the sake of trying to make them agree with me, If they understand, then it's fine, even if they disagree, or dislike it.
He rounded up Mexican villagers to use them for human experimentation, brutally killed one of them with a fountain pen, and ordered the execution of all but one boy because he viewed them as cowards. Also he almost sliced a woman's tongue out before he was called away.
@@sartajdhaliwal9462 Not to mention that before the Pillar Men, he got all rapey with the Mexican women. That being said, you know Araki established good character development for Stroheim when mostly every fan likes him. He's essentially a necessary evil.
Lyrics: Der Mensch ist böse (x2) Der Mensch ishe Der Mensch muss besser und böser werden Der Mensch ist böse. Der Mensch muss besser und böser werden So lehre ich So do I teach Auch den Guten steht ein Edler im Weg und selbst wenn sie ihn einen Guten nennen so wollen sie ihn damit bei Seite bringen Auch den Guten steht ein Edler im Weg und selbst wenn sie ihn einen Guten nennen so wollen sie ihn damit bei Seite bringen Der Mensch muss besser und böser werden Der Mensch muss besser und böser werden Der Mensch muss besser und böser werden Der Mensch
@@AuroraVeil_ Der Mensch ist Böse = (Hu-)Mankind is Evil, Der Mensch muss besser und böser werden = Mankind has to become better and more evil, So Lehre ich = I Preach thus, Auch den Guten steht ein Edler im Wege = A Noble also stands in the way of the Good (Good as in Morally), und selbst wenn sie ihn einen Guten nennen = And even if they (The Good) call him a Good [Person], so wollen sie ihn damit bei Seite bringen = they want to get him out of the way, Der Mensch= Mankind () = Explanation [] = Implication
ppl dont set out to do "evil", that's not it works He Saw a problem he wanted to fix,Bringing germany back to its glory days, only problem was, the means were by no means acceptable he was willnig ot go to any lengths and that was not acceptable by the other parties.
Diavolo death #1939: Diavolo gets turned into a vampire, and hears this, when UV lights turn on and he hears: "YOU UTTER FOOL! GERMAN SCIENCE IS ZE BEST IN ZE WORLD!
A Brit, an Italian, and a Nazi teaming up to fight ancient Aztec gods of fitness with the help of an old man and a milf. There's also a black guy in there somewhere.
"MECHANICUS SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE GALAXY!" -Skitarius Ranger Alpha Stroheimus JJ-1337 while firing his abbs mounted heavy phosphor blaster upon some slaaneshi Custodes traitors.
man now i wanna see him come back. like the protagonist of whatever part it is is almost dying and no one can help them,the situation is hopeless. and then DER MENSCH IST BÖSE
My absolute favorite JoBro. Much like Speedwagon to Jonathan, his initial cowardice changed to a steel resolve to help JoJo. Plus you know, German Science.
I don't exactly get what you mean speedwagon wasn't a coward he was just a mugger he didn't back down from Johnathan he just realized that he wouldn't stop/was a gentleman who was helping his father as for ou r German boi i don't exactly see him as a coward he was just trying to learn more about the pillar men and as soon as he realized what he did he was willing to sacrifice himself to destroy them
@@holm9832 Tbh alot of soldiers weren't really nazis, they just served because of pure patriotism I mean, they aren't nazis, but they are still german, and still want to fight for their fatherland
angel lopez Japanese:ドイツの科学は世界一 Transliteration: bakamonoga doitsu no kagaku wa sekai ichi English: You utter fool, German science is the best in the world
Lyrics: Der Mensch ist böse (x2) [ *The human is evil (x2)* ] = 0:00 - 0:10 Der Mensch ist böse [ *The human is evil* ] = 0:22 - 0:25 Der Mensch muss besser und böser werden [ *The human must become better and eviler* ] = 0:27 - 0:34 Der Mensch ist böse. [ *The human is evil* ] = 0:38 - 0:41 Der Mensch muss besser und böser werden [ *The human must become better and eviler* ] = 0:43 - 0:50 So lehre ich [ *So do I teach* ] = 0:50 - 0:53 Auch den Guten steht ein Edler im Weg [ *Also to the good, a noble [one] stands in the way* ] = 0:59 - 1:09 und selbst wenn sie ihn einen Guten nennen [ *and even when they call him a good [man],* ] = 1:10 - 1:16 so wollen sie ihn damit bei Seite bringen [ *they want to edge him aside that way* ] = 1:20 - 1:30 Auch den Guten steht ein Edler im Weg [ *Also to the good, a noble [one] stands in the way* ] = 1:39 - 1:48 und selbst wenn sie ihn einen Guten nennen [ *and even when they call him a good man,* ] = 1:49 - 1:56 so wollen sie ihn damit bei Seite bringen [ *they want to edge him aside that way* ] = 1:57 - 2:07 Der Mensch ist böse. [ *The human is evil* ] = 2:11 - 2:15 Der Mensch muss besser und böser werden [ *The human must become better and eviler* ] = 2:16 - 2:26 (incl echo) Der Mensch ist böse. [ *The human is evil* ] = 2:27 - 2:31 Der Mensch muss besser und böser werden [ *The human must become better and eviler* ] = 2:33 - 2:39 Der Mensch ist böse. [ *The human is evil* ] = 2:41 - 2:44 Der Mensch muss besser und böser werden [ *The human must become better and eviler* ] = 2:46 - 2:52 Der Mensch [ *Man* ] = 2:57 - 2:59 Enjoy mein fuhrer.
@@brennan-aleaderofr.p.f250 he get this translation from another video kkkkkkkkkkkk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ruclips.net/video/MhmlVvTvo0A/видео.html
Stand User: Stroheim Stand Name: 「Mr. Roboto」 Power Strength:E Speed:E Durability:E Precision:E Range:E Potential:∞ Stand Power:Robotic Enhancements to User Description: 「Mr. Roboto」 cannot be physically manifested therefore cannot be damaged by a stand. Every time the Stand User is physically damaged or presumed to be dead, 「Mr. Roboto」 gives its Stand User robotic enhancements and weapons that can give speed, power, precision, range and durability. In a way the Stand User is the Stand and 「Mr. Roboto」 is the User.
Actually the soviet union fought off against stroheim and thats what ended stroheims life. Imagine the soviets losing confidence when they say stroheim with a tummy gun
Kars science: i seek to be able to walk in sunlight
Human science: lol tummy gun
*you can't escape the tummy gun*
Tummy tommy
Chinese Science: *made in China*
@@mynameisfart7707 a german madman saying that in a demonic voice is stuck in my head. thank you
Kars science : I'll use jets of air to change my trajectory and return to Earth
Science : *Nope*
Steve Rogers is Captain America
Rudol Von Stroheim is Captain Germany
Hydra would probably want a guy like Stroheim on their team.
@@optillian4182 Hydra does not deserve Stroheim. Stroheim is just too fuckin' *SEKAI ICHI*
Fuck no. At least Steve Rogers understands that his nation is flawed af.
You mean *Hauptmann Deutschland*
Enrico Paolo Coronado I guess that works too
movie: *based on a true story*
also the movie:
I totally remember when 3 aztec fitness gods came out from a big stone and tried to kill an American, his italian gay lover, his mom and a cyborg nazi
@@Gibby-chan Operation nigerundayo from WW2
gibby-chan why does this perfectly summarize part 2
@@raydarcarter6721 because its what it is an American with a gay Italian lover
@@Gibby-chan Joseph is British.
Stroheim: A German, Speaks Japanese, Went to Italy
This man has the power of all the Axis nations
D E R M E N S C H I S T B Ö S E
Power of axis
And hes a cyborg!
he doesn't speak japanese though.... Nobody in battle tendency spoke japanese...
@@Matasuh dub?
My uncle: “I promise I won’t get political”
Also my uncle, 3 shots of tequila later:
*WHAT HE DID ON TEQUILA JOESTAR???*
You put an image in my mind, take it out plz...
Stroheim×Joseph Tequila...
ruclips.net/video/gPOLT1NThvM/видео.html
lolololololol
"WE MUST CREATE AN ÜBERMENSCH!"
"Did you die?"
"Sadly yes...."
"BUT I LIVED!"
👏👏
GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST
and twice
Ice age refrence lmao
This is literally what stroheim would say
Who needs abs when you can have a machine gun shooting 600 rounds per minute
It's just that he trained his abs so well they turned into a machinegun
i prefer to call the mg his dick.
Not so Crazy Tank,next level is a whole rapid fire nuke.
It costs around $500,000 to fire this weapon.....For 12 seconds
If Stroheim lived longer, he could have cranked it up to 900 rpm
Lmao Joseph got a Tommy Gun and Stroheim got a Tummy Gun
oh GOD!! HORY SHEITT
Take my like, you good sir!
ruclips.net/video/C2DSJZWSie0/видео.html
That actually made me laugh well done sir
30mm automatic gun that can shoot at 650rpm. I wouldnt call that a gun, i would call that a freaking automatic anti tank cannon
School: doesn’t like hitlers art
Hitler:
Every European country a few years later
Oh Neptun
Every american country: *drinking tea peacefuly upstairs*
Hitler: Oh, you don't like my art? Wait, just wait.
Some time after...
WWII!
@@Death_Korps_Officer
No that's Switzerland
@@goldenhydreigon4727 no Switzerland would be
S: *sleeps in both Wars*
Kars: **wakes up from his 2000 year slumber**
Von Stroheim: *YOU UTTER FOOL!*
Wasnt it 4... No 5000 years?
@@zamiesz2851 yes, he has waited 4, no 5000 years for this.
V3X yeah but the romans were alive when they went into the stone, they waited 5000 years but only slept for 2000
@@astolenusername7675 I was referencing a kars quote but ok
*Your living licence has expired and im here to take it
JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, the only piece of media in existence to make you say "Thank god, the Nazis are here!"
@@jonasseorum5471 what?
@@jonasseorum5471 Excuse me?
Jonas Seorum Do you work for Disney?
@@jonasseorum5471 based
@@jonasseorum5471 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jojo: almost dies
Me: hears song
*Oh thank god the nazis are here*
@Mr.Flame
Huh, so it wasn't just me... ._.
Glad I wasn't alone
[*INSERT GERMAN SOLDIERS*]
@NTF SQUAD 67 I am german but I agree to more than 100% lmao
I see you are a man of culture aswell
Dio: Why isnt my Time-Stopping working?
Stroheim: *laughs in Blitzkrieg*
BBBBBRRRRRAKAMONOGA DOIITSUNO KAGAKA SEKAI ICHI
ZA ZA ZA ZA WARUDO
ZA ZA ZA ZA WARUDO
ZA WARUDODA
SHINEI KAKYOIN
@@game_end_selfcarter8365 what's that? the dio the roadroller video?
Damn imagine if Stroheim survived the Battle of Stalingrad, then hid in Argentina after Germany was defeated, then fifty years later meets up again with old Joseph and helps the Stardust Crusaders take down Dio
If stroheim survived part 2 Germany wouldn't have been defeated
Filmmakers: "you can't make Nazi's likeable."
Araki: "Hold my tummy gun."
@Strasznik
Uhhh they were the good guys
I mean in WWI no one was the "bad guy" everyone just felt like fucking each other up but in WWII...
@Adrian Don't forget that the Mensch ist Böse. Lul
Rock&Roll Fan Filmmakers: you can’t make Nazis likeable
Araki: BRAKA MONOGA
@Strasznik I mean, there were experiments to test how far peopel would go following orders, the results were quite impressive, now imagine that in war, of corse Nazis would do the atrocities they did, they were brainwashed into it, obviously nazism as an ideology is pure evil, but the nazis who died at war were fighting for their families mostly, not hate. Modern nazis have no excuse tho
We got to give it to mr Stroheim here
Blows himself up, and becomes a cyborg specially designed to fight pillar men, proceeds to do so with a sun wielding Englishman, a secret mom, and an Italian guy, gets destroyed twice, and deals the final blow on the last pillar man, allowing an erupting volcano (which, mind you, is right next to him) to send said pillar man to space, and only dies when he fights in one of the most famous battles in history.
Mad lad.
Kyle Dilbert the OG Chad.
Finally, someone who appreciates me
*realizes that a man who was exploded was able to be revived but kakyoin not because he's a donut is pure bullshit*
Mariotron that’s because they where not in Germany
@@lolface_9363 GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!
What does this teach us kids?
THE GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE WORLD'S FINEST!
SEKAII ICHIII!
There's two Dio now
BRRAAAKAAMONGA
Weren't you basically dead at that point?
This teaches us that the name of the anime should be JewJew's Bizzare Auschventure.
Nobody:
History Channel at 3 A.M:
Really good one ! 👍
I can see the plot of battle tendency be used in a conspiracy documentary now that I think about it and now I'm just counting the days until that happens
Xdxd
Holy crap, do they show this weird stuff on history channels in other countries too? I'm from Russia and I thought it's only our problem
@@VasilyMusic yep, ancient aliens is everywhere. Dread it, run from it, it finds a way
The weirdest thing about this picture isn't even the fact that there's a guy with a machine gun on his torso.
The fact that this is a nazi who is actually a good guy and a fan favourite is what makes this truly bizarre.
That's JoJo for you.
Stroheim best boy, but a "good guy"?
I think a better representation of Stroheim would be like Hibari from KHR. Hes not necessarily "good" nor does he like Joseph, but he respects the power Joseph possesses and whenever their interests happen to intertwine, he'll assist him to no end even giving up his own leg.
I think the whole using the captured locals as guinea pigs for his vampire experiment, except one boy who actually volunteered himself to save his family, just to spite the boy's sacrifice shows that he's not a good guy at all lol.
It's not like they weren't good Nazis. They where literally millions (both in military and civil xd)
@@_Cerb_ What he did was evil, but it wasn't to spite the boy's sacrifice. To offer oneself, in Stroheim's eyes, showed a bravery and depth of character the others lacked. He spared the one who offered his life because he felt that boy was the only one there with any kind of value.
The Chad Stroheim vs. The Virgin Kars
Stroheim: Badass military haircut.
Kars: Long hair like a girl.
Stroheim: Doesn't even need any abs, is equipped with a machine gun instead.
Kars: Boring abs made of regular flesh.
Stroheim: Helped with the deaths of 6 million people in less than 60 years.
Kars: Lived for thousands of years, and never even killed half that many.
Stroheim: Died honourably, a proud soldier fighting for his country.
Kars: Betrayed his entire race.
Stroheim: The most underrated Jobro in the entire series.
Kars: Universally considered the worst main Jojo antagonist out of all parts.
@@megashark1013 Stroheim: A badass who can die, and got a good fate.
Kars: A sissy who got immortality, and paid the price for it by floating in space, and, if he is lucky, possibly crashing into the sun directly (Which wouldn't fully kill him, but would end his suffering.)
@@megashark1013 do people really hate kars that much? i liked him a lot lol
@@carlos-zy7vx He's a great villain, a 7.5/10. But all the Jojo villains are so good, that he's got some seriously tough competition.
@@carlos-zy7vx same bro
The history channel at midnight:
Lol
I _wish_ the History Channel was this interesting.
Man it used to be history channel, discovery and nat geo had the coolest stuff
‘“listens on playlist”
‘Propaganda comes up’
Duolingo: *TIME FOR YOUR DAILY LESSON*
*That's scary as hell*
For a second I though you were going to say
Diolingo
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!
Yare yare daze
daily German lesson
Stroheim has perhaps the highest vampire kill count in the series if you count all the vampires fried by the nazis as his. He also has 2 assists on pillar men.
Those werent germans, those people were speedwagons team. The only german/ and or nazi there was von stroheim
@@cgnfake6721 BUT IT WAS GERMAN SCIENCE!
*THE WORLD'S GREATEST!*
@@cgnfake6721 there was both the speedwagon special forces and the German Elite working together to destroy the vampires
his k/d is insane.
@@cgnfake6721 At the point where Kars becomes the Perfect Being, Stroheim commands his troops to stand their ground, saying that they are the "cream of the crop" and something along the lines of "German's finest", so there were definitely some German troops mixed in.
"They told me I could become anything I want...so I became the most badass vampire exterminator cyborg nazi in the world."
battle tendency everyone
What a professional...
"I became the ONLY badass PILLAR MEN exterminator cyborg nazi in ZA WARUDO"
*Proceeds to get cut in half by a 10000 year old Aztec*
Major from Hellsing: Are you sure about that?
When you now realize Hitler is technically a Jojo reference
@William Lacy the Naz-G E R M A N S O L D I E R S
*I L O V E T H E M G E R M A N S O L D I E R S*
actually everything is a jojo reference bc of diavolo's infinite deaths
No jojo is a hitler reference
We don't compare Our fave German bro cyborg to that mustachioed manchild
So it's basically a cocky American, the Italian salad guy, secret mom, and cyborg Nazi fighting against four Aztec super strippers with sunlight and the best science in the world trying to protect the stone collector's red dream.
jojo's bizarre adventure.
Actually Joseph is British. But other than that you're pretty much spot on. Its quite a Bizarre Adventure.
@@gee_kaz i dunno about that he DOES pull a tommy gun out from behind him. seems american to me
Nori Shimogawa raised in America, British heritage. His mother was the baby Erina was carrying at the end of part one, and Erina and Jonathan are brits.
@@fireblast133 ah right
"The nazis are always the bad guys"
Stronheim: *HOLD MY MACHINE GUN*
Tentaclos VP
Von Stronheim: „Halt mal mein MG 42!“
Sorry, Meme in German are terrible... 🤗
**Holds stomach.**
haha i'm the 88th like
"Hold my machine gun"
...The fact that the machine gun is placed above his crotch concerns me
+@@archise3191+ May Khorne bless your comment and pass the ammunition!
That moment when you remember the Japanese were apart of the Axis Powers
Araki has some explaining to do
Elmas RobotAlien he’s probably forgotten by now
Omg and they had an italian too
delgande Looking at Battle Tendency very suspiciously now
I'll never forgive the Japanese!
I just wanted to say how amazing and genius this theme is. Let me explain. The lyrics basically repeats "Man is evil and must become eviler to become better" and "Even for the good, a noble one stands in their way. Even if they call him good all they want is to put him aside". Both quotes are from the famous german philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche from his book "And thus spoke Zarathustra". While the actual meaning of his words are still pretty debatable, it makes perfect sense when you consider that Stroheim is a nazi. See, the sister of Nietzsche misinterpreted her own brother horribly. So horribly that the actual nazis used it for their ideology. So in nazi ideology becoming more evil is to cast away all weaknesses, therefore the weak ones too, and by that man[kind] will become "better". And by any means, it's what Stroheim did. He threw away all his weaknesses by becoming a cyborg and therefore became a better human. Nazis would think of him as a "Übermensch" (Overman or Superman) . Another one of Nietzsches ideas. This is of course my own interpretation. Nevertheless it makes it the best anime theme I know.
Thus spoke the one with straight facts.
Underrated
Amen to this
"Don't dare to pity me Jojo. Thanks to german science I've trascended human nature and I've become a true superhuman"
Stroheim tells it verbatim to Jojo when he sees him fighting Kars with all his implants exposed and recoils at the extents of the damage Stroheim inflicted on himself to beat Santana.
Stroheim enters the scene as a messed up, straight up straight nazi villain. He gets scantly clad slavegirls serve him, he uses enslaved labor force, he opposes the heroes, in the manga he wants to find the secrets of the Pillar Men to preserve Hitler's life, and thus the Reich.
And that's, truth to be told, quite evil.
Then we see Stroheim freeing a captured kid because he was brave and telling he'll always respect bravery, he gets Jojo cut off his leg and blows himself to save future people from Santana. And even Jojo must admit that was a good act.
So Stroheim thrives in doing evil, and sacrifices himself to do the right thing.
But he doesn't die: scientists experiment on him and they make him far stronger. He returns on the frontlines with a bone to pick with the Pillar Men, half driven by the wish to protect his people from them, half driven by vengeance.
He doesn't see himself as a maimed soldier chock full with prostheses, like Jojo sees him (and Stroheim is quick to catch his pity), but as the strongest Superhuman in the Jojo world, physically (or so he believes, as when he sees Kars at full power he has to admit he was mistaken) superior to the Pillar Men, the apex of creation, and the Hamon Users.
So he was evil, he became worse, and doing so he got and went better, even helping Jojo to save humanity from the Pillar Men.
Until he died in Stalingrad, and Araki off panel told it was by the hand of a Stand User.
And given that Stand Users came to be between Act 2 and 3, Stroheim was easily the strongest human being before the Stand Users came, starting a new era where the deciding factor for all humanity was no more physical prowess, but Stand Mastery.
@@DrTofu83 And the stand of that Russian soldier? Rasputin.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: An anime featuring muscular metrosexual guys, kung-fu based on the sun and breathing properly, four half-naked Aztec Vampire Gods, and a Nazi cyborg with a machine-gun in his chest. Love it.
And that's only part 2
Joke Of The Day Shpeeeeeeeeeeed Wagoooooooooown.
Speed Weed is best grill.
part 2 best part
Speed Wagon is my waifu :3
There's sexy ass punching ghosts later on
When you’re fighting the kid in a wheelchair so he stands up to fight back
What is this, SMT IV?
Don't fuck with this Horse Rider.
He got Jesus and Anime on his side, oh shit run.
That’s to bizarre to be an enemy stand!
Is it me or this is a test?
When this theme begins playing in Battle Tendency is the equivalent of Giorno's Theme playing in Vento Aureo
not wrong
@joseph morel yeah the pillar man theme was truly something else
@joseph morel but pillar men theme is overpowered by this theme a few times
Oh dude when Joseph was in the plane and his theme started to play, so fucking hyped.
@CIA p4 Josuke
Part 2 should've just been called "And suddenly, Stroheim."
I mean...yeah. that could be the tagline of Battle Tendency
*A wild stroheim has appeared*
"What are you listening to?"
"Nazi electronic"
"oh"
Same
YES!
nazi electro is the SEKAI ICHI music in ZA WARUDO
Pffft
Do you even Dj Himmler, bro?
Ft. Fegelein
GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE WORLD'S FINEST!
BRAKA MONOGA!!
“SpeeeeeedwagoOOOONn”
sorry about what happened to you in the battle of Stalingrad
Wie ist es so im Krieg?
Sekai ichi
I seriously can't comprehend the fact that he died in Stalingrad
Is it true he actually got killed by a Stand user ?
@@felixdumbravescu2725 I think not
@@felixdumbravescu2725 probably was killed by at least 200 Russians shooting at him at the same time
enmanuel castillo at least 200 T34 tanks
I mean, he probably realized too late that powerful UV lights are only effective against vampires and not against russians with machine guns and tanks.
I’m not a Nazi, but von Stroheim is my favorite character.
Look up the Lavon Affair, the USS Liberty Incident and the Kalergi Plan
Ha nazi
Sniph me cri
Also look up the Dancing Israelies, the Clean Break Memo, the Samson option, the owners of every major media company in the US, etc. etc. 🤔
Gaming will NEVER be good again
based
The wiki says "The lyrics of the song are pulled from chapters of Thus Spoke Zarathustra: A Book for All and None, a novel by German philosopher, Friedrich Nietzsche"
They litteraly used Nietzche's work to make the song.
bro that's my favorite book of Nietzsche's...didn't even know but now I love this song 100x more lol.
This song was designed to make me replay it
Isn't that the guy who invented the concept of the Übermensch?
Yes.
@Taser Tag Yes, but to be clear Nietzsche would have been opposed to the Nazi ideology and their use of his work. They basically used his work as a platform to be corrupted and twisted for their own agenda.
DNA TEST: *shows I’m 12% german*
Me and my brother:
Waiting for your 12% Italian part to see you and your brothers play giorno's piano theme
yeah, about your brother...
And ich bin 100% DEUTSCH
Plot twist: you're brother doesnt have the 12% of German blood
@@_-ghostfps-_8651 I'm half Italian and half German, I get the best of both warudos
Hirohiko Araki is the only person in the world who can get away with making a Nazi look cool.
Kouta Hirano would like a word
Jonthan Kent The Nazis did that well enough on their own. I mean, have you seen an SS uniform? Black leather with red and white details - even skulls here and there.
It is as if they knew they were the bad guys and fully embraced it.
Jonthan Kent
To be fair, Nazis looked cool as fuck regardless of how objectively evil they were. Their uniforms, rallies, weaponry, they really knew how to channel that "authoritarian, evil, fascist" aesthetic lol
@@_Cato_ thats what happens when you get fucking hugo boss to design your uniforms.
A fact that Hugo Boss very much would like everybody to forget lul
Stroheim died from his only weakness: *Communism*
He did not die
He achieved heaven unlike Dio
Gay commies 😠😠😠
Darn them commies
I know very sad
Probably from a stand user. There is no other way anyone could defeat this much CHAD energy.
JJBA Battle Tendency: The only show to make you say "Oh thank god, the Nazis are here!"
good thing the nazis showed up shit was about to go down
I'm going off very old memories, but I remember the nazis being more epic in the manga. In general the second part seems very butchered; I know they went to india in it but that never happens. (granted I read it many years ago and watched the anime recently)
Edit: After rereading part one, I actually retract my statements, memories were poor indicator
Munashiimaru Part 2 feels butchered? It's the best part.
Kunt It's still a great series, but they haphazardly cut up the manga to make it.
You made my day ... ^^ !
You: Angers the german kid in class
German kid: *PROPAGANDA STARTS PLAYING*
German Kid: (laughs maniacally) Bwaaaaakkaaa Monogaaaaa! Doitsu no kagaku wa sekai ichiiiii!
@@sushimuncher282 that doesnt sound german more anime-ish
@@fabricatortheddius7107 because it is japanese. It's a line Stroheim says in the Anime
@NoobMaster69 You: Angers the quiet kid in class
The quiet kid: *Killer Queen: Bites da dusto*
the omnissiah would be proud
Totally thought he was a shitty character designed to be unlikeable, then he ended up being total bro tier.
Then he came back and ultimately was more important than the secondary protagonist, Caesar.
Best Nazi in any fiction. GermanScience/10.
+LoudWaffle What about the Major from Hellsing?
Brother Malachai
Good character but not nearly as bro-tier as Stroheim.
+LoudWaffle Stroheim is SEKAI ICHIIIII !
+LoudWaffle Once he came back as a cyborg nazi all I could think was "WTF why is the nazi one of the better characters in this part?"
Danny St. Clair
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure season 1.
The second arc is titled Battle Tendency, which is where this music plays.
As a german and a jojo fan, I find that this truly awakens the inner stroheim hidden within my body.
Can related within a spiritual level 😔
MUSS. UNTERDRÜCKEN
Dubheim: Yuu uttah foooowl
Subheim: BRRRRRRRRRRRAKKA MONOGA
Subheim sounds oddly sexual
Both are amazing
Sub is better
Van Kaizer both
Van Kaizer are
Who would win?
An Aztec God ?
Or one proud German boi?
rockshawen *BAKA MONOGA*
The funny thing of this is that... the Aztec God won xD
One proud german boi with a British boi
German Boi. :3
@@EnrocaLaRoca um, he lost
Best anti-hero ever.
GERMAN ANTI-HEROES ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD!
+James Turner (JustYourModernGamer) GERMAN ANTIHERO IS SEKAI ICHIII!
+James Turner (JustYourModernGamer) +ticci toby Underrated posts
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doenst look like. he saved joseph lmfao
Imagine Stroheim was still alive and then he kills DIO with a UV light
But Can’t DIO stop time?
@@jocelynsoriano0418 DIO takes a few seconds to stop time (at least in the anime adaptation) which definitely isn't as fast as light
@@42LMS lol and on top of that he has to do his monologue to sound cool
@@jocelynsoriano0418 I'm sure German Science would already learnt to stop time by 1988
@@carlneoh5843 nah that's impossib-
Pls no r/whoosh
NO-
So like.... Is the Nazi salute a Jojo pose now?
Yes
unfortunately so
nah, but Stroheim rockin the torso gun defintely *IS*
Oh well. We can do that JoJo salute.
Don’t forget to say « YOU UTTER FOOL ! GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE WORLD’S FINEST! ».
It is called roman salute
The virgin “Awaken”
Vs.
The Chad “Propaganda”
Vs
The ultamate lifeform Avalon
@fork knife the god over everything: Oingo Boingo ED
@@oloseburn2471 the god over gods of everything: _speedwagons theme_
The god over gods over gods of everything: [Pizza Mozzarella]
Ultimate Lifeform over heaven over heaven over heaven over heaven Silver Twist
Jojo. The weirdest show that somehow makes nazis the hype at thing ever
Somehow people make Russians seem cool, and all they fucking did was order nonstop suicide charges. It's not hard to make Nazis, people who actually did more than just run into a wall of bullets, look cool.
Yeah, the Nazis were MUCH more hype. One of their hypest achievements was absoultely decimating the Western Front in 1940, they killed twice as much as they died and then they spat France in the face by geting the Armistice Train Coach and signing France's surrender at the very same spot where France forced the German Empire to surrender. THEN the Nazis lost to the Soviets, but not before killing TWENTY-SEVEN MILLION of them.
They were evil, but they were hype.
The nazis were the HYPEST
To bad hitler go out of control there, there is no actuall way of making the human better. We are how we are, you cant upgrade the human only if you would take sometnig from him away. He didn'T realize that
Yeah in that way but we cant change the core of the Human. The Human desires love and trust and he is going to do everything to get that love. That you cant change about the human but modifying the human, yes that is possible.
No one:
7 year-old boys with nerf guns when a girl approaches their fort:
Dew it.
Stew it
Chew it
Lewd it
I'm stealing my brother's nerf gun now he shot me once and it felt like I did the Kakyoin challenge
Before watching Jojo when i first saw this guy i was 99% sure he was gonna be a bad guy
i was wrong
When he had Speedwagon I actually thought he was evil
Stroheim is not a good guy,just typical-crazy Nazi soldier. He killed many people,raped Mexicans but in the end he's a helpful friend. Now that I think of it,he can be a good guy if he wants to,like Wammuu.
@@kiloklavdi1185 so you let the small hats tell you who is good and bad then
He is not good guy or bad guy.
He is Stroheim.
He still Was a Bad Guy. He just turned into an Anti Hero/Villian. It's really Sketchy🤣
How to scare Kars: this theme
Even the ultimate being is afraid.
@@duke9260 Germans could scare the living shit out of anything
@@modernscream1606 their science,after all,number one in the world
Kars: *Play aztec dubstep*
Clara Lavina *happy flamboyant German noises*
Strohiem is freaking legend.
its that german machine perfection that made him so
GLORY TO GERMAN TECHNOLOGY THE ENVY OF THE WORLD
Stroheim is the fucking skrong
Imagine if Stroheim showed up in Egypt while Joseph fought Dio? Dio is closing the gap on Joseph, the music is gloom at first then changes to the Propoganda ost, than completely out of nowhere a gatling gun mows down Dio and sends him flying. We see Stroheim stading on top of a roof with his cape twisting in the wind like a dancing flame.
It's either they had something similar to mechanical body of Stroheim or it was work of stand user.
Can't exclude 1k vs 1 scenario as well tho :D
MM Bless or he ended up kanking hundreds for bullets to allow comrades to retreat.
Also can't rule out AT rifles or artillery.
An American, an Italian and a Nazi join up to fight Aztec super-vampires. Winston Churchill must be very confused right now
And also that American was technically British that live on america
And they also speak Japanese
Technically, this takes place before America got involved in the war.
@@k1tsun386 and is fighting in italy
An American, an Italian, and a German walk into a bar...
when you manage to kill a heavy as battle-medic
Medic: *salutes*
Jawol
I see we have a man of culture here.
GERMAN MEDICINE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD
*loud German noises*
stroheim, are sure this will work?
stroheim: I have no idea
and zat is how ze medic lost his medical license.
L'ets go pratice médecin
Ilyas Basuki *za warudo
Ilyas Basuki thx from a german
*Gets backstabbed before he pops über*
A British kid living in the US, his British mom living in Italy, and Italian guy, another British guy and a cyborg German soldier fighting Aztec gods in WWII using sunlight karate so the gods don't get a weird rock. Battle Tendency is the best part by far
Two words: pizza mozzarella.
The most bizarre one is part 8, though.
it was actually before WWII not in WWII
part 2 takes place in 1938, WWII started in 1939
Still, he was a nazi, Hitler was already ruling over Germany.
Also, at the end Joseph said "looks like war with the germans"
One of the British guys had an African-American kid with him and a squad of men from an American foundation. So the British, Americans, Italians, and Germans all worked together to kill the Aztec fitness gods in 1939.
"2020 can't get any worse"
Hitler coming back in 2020:
wait thats bad....?
That would be so cool
@Samasaurus WHAT THE
@Samasaurus Back in black
played this while playing minecraft....
the creepers teamed up with me
💙😂
Sam3
"You utter fool! Creeper explosions are the best in the world!"
It is confirmed Creepers are german
*make the creepers explode then remake the remaining parts to make the creeper then implant a nuclear bomb*
Translation of that one repeated verse you constantly hear in the song-
Der mensch ist böse
_All men are evil_
All the lyrics are taken straight from German philosophy, specifically the philosophy of the Übermensch, or "Over man". The Übermensch is someone that has developed their own moral code unlike that of any other human, and is therefore superior.
Superior because the philosopher in question hates religion.
I love German philosophy though. It propagates all the best branches of nihilism and anarchistic thought.
Sidar Erdem It's not toxic. He hated religion, mostly Christianity, because of the mindset of spirituality. The notion of "Just live your life in the this way, and you'll go somewhere better", to him, translated into the notion of abandoning society. He disliked religion because he was passionate about society saving itself, and the philosophy--while somewhat ambiguous and having a lot of interpretations--is generally implied to be the result of his notion of mankind being its own savior.
He dislikes the notion of people ignoring political, economic, and environmental problems because their religion tells them the world is fucked anyway, and they just want to wait for god to fix it.
I have nothing against religion, personally, but I'd hardly call his mindset toxic.
Sidar Erdem
That doesn't really work as an argument, but, whatever. I'm not trying to change your mind, just alleviate the ignorance of the situation.
People believe whatever they need to in order to wake up in the morning. I don't really have any interest in wasting time arguing with people for the sake of trying to make them agree with me, If they understand, then it's fine, even if they disagree, or dislike it.
Of course my post about fucking song lyrics turned into a religious debate.
Drakkona123
Welcome to RUclips! I appreciate your post, at least.
People: Stardust Crusaders was better because it had stands.
Me: BUT DID IT HAVE A CYBORG NAZI???
It's stands, bbbbbbbraka mono ga
DoubleOK oh lol didnt even realise
Yes well no
it's confirmed, Araki was on drugs while making JoJo
In all seriousness, I do prefer Part 2
Stroheim was a good guy, but that doesn't mean he is a *good* guy
He is good :
@@ahmadmohammed9806 #lovinthenazis😳
He rounded up Mexican villagers to use them for human experimentation, brutally killed one of them with a fountain pen, and ordered the execution of all but one boy because he viewed them as cowards. Also he almost sliced a woman's tongue out before he was called away.
@@ianfinrir8724 he is good guy but doesn't mean he is *good guy*
He is the best guy.
Imagine if Hitler lives and read the Part 2 of JoJo.
"Trust me, mein Fuhrer, UV lights are essential to taking over France"
*what do you mean, “Lives”*
*sees how much destruction the Pillar Men caused*
Hitler: Perhaps seeking to become ze master race vas a mistake.
Creators Hub
as in, to be in the state of being alive
I was the 69 th Like
goal: hate nazis for killing tons of innocents
obstacle: rudol von stroheim
Rudol is still evil, just also helpful. Remember when he killed al those people to awaken Santana?
@@sartajdhaliwal9462 Not to mention that before the Pillar Men, he got all rapey with the Mexican women. That being said, you know Araki established good character development for Stroheim when mostly every fan likes him. He's essentially a necessary evil.
Obstacle: Wooden Doors 😎
@@gumgrapes that's his Stand
@@gumgrapes
Based
Lyrics:
Der Mensch ist böse (x2)
Der Mensch ishe
Der Mensch muss besser und böser werden
Der Mensch ist böse.
Der Mensch muss besser und böser werden
So lehre ich So do I teach
Auch den Guten steht ein Edler im Weg
und selbst wenn sie ihn einen Guten nennen
so wollen sie ihn damit bei Seite bringen
Auch den Guten steht ein Edler im Weg
und selbst wenn sie ihn einen Guten nennen
so wollen sie ihn damit bei Seite bringen
Der Mensch muss besser und böser werden
Der Mensch muss besser und böser werden
Der Mensch muss besser und böser werden
Der Mensch
now THIS is why people study german
This deserve more likes
What does it translate to I have to know
@@AuroraVeil_
Der Mensch ist Böse = (Hu-)Mankind is Evil,
Der Mensch muss besser und böser werden = Mankind has to become better and more evil,
So Lehre ich = I Preach thus,
Auch den Guten steht ein Edler im Wege = A Noble also stands in the way of the Good (Good as in Morally),
und selbst wenn sie ihn einen Guten nennen = And even if they (The Good) call him a Good [Person],
so wollen sie ihn damit bei Seite bringen = they want to get him out of the way,
Der Mensch= Mankind
() = Explanation
[] = Implication
@@TheR423r thank you my kind sir
Teacher: our next lesson is gonna be science!
the German transfer student:
*BBBBBRRRRRAAAAKKAAMMONOGA GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE WORLD’S FINEST!*
this German kid already know... that German sience is world finest
I remember when part 2 started I thought the nazi's would be enemies
Instead they became a group I was cheering for
something I thought i would never do
Only JoJo's Bizarre Adventure could make me cheer for nazis.
You remember WW2?
You Remember Kars?
ppl dont set out to do "evil", that's not it works
He Saw a problem he wanted to fix,Bringing germany back to its glory days, only problem was, the means were by no means acceptable he was willnig ot go to any lengths and that was not acceptable by the other parties.
Diavolo death #1939:
Diavolo gets turned into a vampire, and hears this, when UV lights turn on and he hears: "YOU UTTER FOOL! GERMAN SCIENCE IS ZE BEST IN ZE WORLD!
*the fact that this is actually canon though*
@@SirLamington and infinite other stroheim-related deaths
@@SirLamington anything is canon if Diavolo dies
You missed the chance to call it ZA WARUDO!
Vurld*
"The Human must become better and eviler" _-Friedrick Nietzsche_
Pillar men: for the last time, BULLETS CANT HURT US
Stroheim: hehe gun go brrrrrr
GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD
+Bawesome Kid NO GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD
GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN...The World! Time,stop! (*time stops*)
9 Seconds have passed! Time resumes!
+Bawesome Kid Stroheim:WAGGAA!
+Bawesome Kid SEKAI ICHI
+Bawesome Kid You mean German Soccer :D
"OH THANK GOD!!! The Nazis are here to save the day......"
JoJo is the first and only THING that will make me say that
antonio patron What about a new Indiana Jones where it's back around the 30's and 40's instead and of Russians and aliens it's another Holy artifact?
A goofy British fights with an Italian charmer some posing godlike elders with the help of a cold woman and Lt Rudol von Guile.
I love this anime.
Two gay losers learn sunshine Kung fu to fight the Mayan gods of fitness with the help of a nazi and a milf.
Sgt. Salisbury Even more accurate xD
* Nazi cyborg
A Brit, an Italian, and a Nazi teaming up to fight ancient Aztec gods of fitness with the help of an old man and a milf. There's also a black guy in there somewhere.
Guile is a ripoff.
Jojo fans: Ceaser was the Jobro of Part 2
Me, an intellectual:
Smokey be like:
Am I a joke to you?
Did we all forget about SPEEDWAGON?
@@hersheylindon7677
That'd be part 1
@@THEsauceboi6billion He is alive in are hearts
There are way to many jobros in part 2 lol
"MECHANICUS SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE GALAXY!"
-Skitarius Ranger Alpha Stroheimus JJ-1337 while firing his abbs mounted heavy phosphor blaster upon some slaaneshi Custodes traitors.
+Dzaga Maga It's some serious fucking Heresy is what it is.
This was so heretical, even the commissar shit himself
I knew I'd find my good old 40k if I scrolled down far enough.
Girls locker room: Omg did you see Matthew? He's so cute
Boys locker room:
YOU UTTER FOOL! **far off corner of room:** WRRRRYYYYYYY!!!
@@donaldchandler2520 Other corner: *NO PLANE CRASH CAN KILL JOSEPH JOESTAR*
You spelled Rudolf wrong
Someone proclaiming they have a dream down the lockers
*Pumped up kicks starts playing*
*stroheim’s theme plays*
Joseph: Alright this technique has been taught down for generations in the joestar family.
*joseph joestar left the chat*
NIGERUN DAYO!!
Reason they said he “died” in war is because JoJo’s supposed to beat DIO and he went along with it
man now i wanna see him come back.
like
the protagonist of whatever part it is is almost dying and no one can help them,the situation is hopeless. and then DER MENSCH IST BÖSE
@@imperialguardsman5726 Imagine:
Die kakyo- *DER MENSCH IST BÖSE*
(When the nazis show up to take care of the zombies)
*NAZIS ARE HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD!!!!*
+Malocous To save.....ZA WARUDO!!!
+ARandomGuy Toki wa tomare...
+RemixExtender LOADO LOLLLAR DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+ARandomGuy Takamura pls
+Diacraft Same.
My absolute favorite JoBro. Much like Speedwagon to Jonathan, his initial cowardice changed to a steel resolve to help JoJo.
Plus you know, German Science.
I don't exactly get what you mean speedwagon wasn't a coward he was just a mugger he didn't back down from Johnathan he just realized that he wouldn't stop/was a gentleman who was helping his father as for ou r German boi i don't exactly see him as a coward he was just trying to learn more about the pillar men and as soon as he realized what he did he was willing to sacrifice himself to destroy them
Isaac Woolley minus the fact he was a Nazi
I don't know if I like him or Okuyasu more.
@@holm9832 Tbh alot of soldiers weren't really nazis, they just served because of pure patriotism
I mean, they aren't nazis, but they are still german, and still want to fight for their fatherland
when THE FUCK was stroheim or speedwagon but mostly stroheim a coward
He was more brave than Joseph at first
Hanz.
GET THE UV AMPLIFIER
ZE UV AMPLIFIER*
Mensch, Hans Peter Jürgen Dieter Meier , beeilen sie sich doch !
Kars: [Laughs in Red Stone of Aja]
Joseph: [Cackles in Volcanic Eruption]
Dio: time stop 9 sec
Stroheim: our scientists have made a time machine that stops time for 10 sec !!!
*World War 3 about to start*
Germany:
Germany after remembering third times a charm
I am the 69th like, praise me
*DeR mEnScH iSt BöSe*
@@whitegorilla1368 this made me chuckle.
EmperorDeath232 no
This song is Reich up my alley
Rusty Shakleford its a rausing melody
I did Nazi that pun coming.
***** if my führer sees this thread hes gonna kill me!
+Commander Convoy (FullmetalConvoy) Did jew not? Me neinther!
This disrupted my concentration
camps *yeah that didn't work*
50% German, 50% Machine, 0% Human.
100% The best in the world
@@ondry8780 best in ZA WARUDO
Are you saying that germans aren't human ?
@@iamaveryoldman4026 exactly what I was about to say
so basically 100% machine
"Led Zeppelin" would be the perfect Stand name for Strohiem, change my mind
But the zeppeli are based of that
[PANZERMENSCH] would be better
Ghost devision -SABATON
Rammstein
@@indrickboreale7381 das wäre episch
Remember when the Soviet anthem was the best?
*now we have German science*
Also is it weird that I listen to this regularly and enjoy it?
Jä
*AUCH DEN GUTEN STEHT EIN EDLER IM WEGE!*
>Thinking it's weird to enjoy this theme
"YOU UTTER FOOL!!"
@@Demospammer9987 do you mean
"BBBBBRRRRRAKAMONOGA"
No, not one bit
Battle Tendency had the best osts out of all the Jojo parts
Part 3 and Part 4
So, in short, they're all ultra gud?
Ayayayaya
@@griffin5017 JoJo ost is best in the woorrrld
Other than part 4
*B-B-B-B-B-BAKA MONO GA*
hmm ok *gets run over by Kars*
Actually it's BBBBBBBBBAKA MONO GA
Shh
What does that mean?
angel lopez
Japanese:ドイツの科学は世界一
Transliteration: bakamonoga doitsu no kagaku wa sekai ichi
English: You utter fool, German science is the best in the world
Someone: you can't rapidly distort history, it leads to misinformaton
Civilization 5 Gandhi:
Plot twist: Gandhi's nuclear weapons are the one that kills Stroheim, as Peter is allied with Gandhi at that time.
Smile
Sweet
Sister
Sadistic
Surprise
Service
SEKAI ICHI!
GERMAN ENGINEERING IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!
Or SchutzStaffel
Bbbbbaka mono ga!
BRRRRRAKAMONOGA!!!!!
Schwerer Panzerspähwagen 7,5 zentimeter Sonderkraftfahrzeug 234/2 Kanonenwagen
OH STROHEIMU !
"Only one guard left in Area 51!"
Me: *happiness noise*
*PROPAGANDA starts playing*
Me: *fear noise*
The Minecraft player, the Terraria player and the Age of Empires player: *Ayayayay*
@@M0mazosMissy Guard: BBRRRRRAKAMONOGA! DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI IICHIIIIII!
GERMAN DEFENSE IS NUMBER ONE!
@@RobedRed ZA WARUDO!
*_BBBBBRAKAMONOGAAAAAAAAA!_*
*DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI!*
Lyrics:
Der Mensch ist böse (x2) [ *The human is evil (x2)* ] = 0:00 - 0:10
Der Mensch ist böse [ *The human is evil* ] = 0:22 - 0:25
Der Mensch muss besser und böser werden [ *The human must become better and eviler* ] = 0:27 - 0:34
Der Mensch ist böse. [ *The human is evil* ] = 0:38 - 0:41
Der Mensch muss besser und böser werden [ *The human must become better and eviler* ] = 0:43 - 0:50
So lehre ich [ *So do I teach* ] = 0:50 - 0:53
Auch den Guten steht ein Edler im Weg [ *Also to the good, a noble [one] stands in the way* ] = 0:59 - 1:09
und selbst wenn sie ihn einen Guten nennen [ *and even when they call him a good [man],* ] = 1:10 - 1:16
so wollen sie ihn damit bei Seite bringen [ *they want to edge him aside that way* ] = 1:20 - 1:30
Auch den Guten steht ein Edler im Weg [ *Also to the good, a noble [one] stands in the way* ] = 1:39 - 1:48
und selbst wenn sie ihn einen Guten nennen [ *and even when they call him a good man,* ] = 1:49 - 1:56
so wollen sie ihn damit bei Seite bringen [ *they want to edge him aside that way* ] = 1:57 - 2:07
Der Mensch ist böse. [ *The human is evil* ] = 2:11 - 2:15
Der Mensch muss besser und böser werden [ *The human must become better and eviler* ] = 2:16 - 2:26 (incl echo)
Der Mensch ist böse. [ *The human is evil* ] = 2:27 - 2:31
Der Mensch muss besser und böser werden [ *The human must become better and eviler* ] = 2:33 - 2:39
Der Mensch ist böse. [ *The human is evil* ] = 2:41 - 2:44
Der Mensch muss besser und böser werden [ *The human must become better and eviler* ] = 2:46 - 2:52
Der Mensch [ *Man* ] = 2:57 - 2:59
Enjoy mein fuhrer.
@Rehman Arif it took me so long making this xd
MORE LIKES PEOPLE
Really good man I appreciate it
thx 4 the translation
@@brennan-aleaderofr.p.f250 he get this translation from another video kkkkkkkkkkkk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ruclips.net/video/MhmlVvTvo0A/видео.html
As a German I can confirm that we sing this at school in the morning.
This.
@Eamon Graham Quinn
My grandpa was Hitler
Y O U
U T T E R
F O O L
*GERMAN OSTS ARE THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD*
BRRAKAMURUKA DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI
Stroheim is German but he speaks Japanese?
@@game_end_selfcarter8365 the language is not canonical
@@game_end_selfcarter8365 You are British and you speak Japanese
Rolf
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Remember one thing people:
German science is the *BEST*
SEKAI ICHIII
Yes
And if someone says no,
you shout straight from your soul: BRRRAAAAKA MONAGAAA!!!!
Not best, world's finest
It not best it's SEKAI ICHI
GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE FINEST IN ZA WARUDO
Stand User: Stroheim
Stand Name: 「Mr. Roboto」
Power
Strength:E
Speed:E
Durability:E
Precision:E
Range:E
Potential:∞
Stand Power:Robotic Enhancements to User
Description: 「Mr. Roboto」 cannot be physically manifested therefore cannot be damaged by a stand. Every time the Stand User is physically damaged or presumed to be dead, 「Mr. Roboto」 gives its Stand User robotic enhancements and weapons that can give speed, power, precision, range and durability. In a way the Stand User is the Stand and 「Mr. Roboto」 is the User.
That sounds legitemately amazing
So it's like stray cat but as a continuous improvement rather than a one and done
Stand name is German Science. But the copyright sub name it German Engineering.
@@KILLERMEXICAN210 That's most likely going to happen
More accurate stats:
Destructive Power: A
Speed: Null
Range: E
Precision: Null
Durability: A
Development Potential: Infinite
Imagine facing this guy on the battlefield.
Just Say German Sicence is The Best in The World and he'll Spare You
Yeah that’s a good idea.
Imagine defecting and fighting alongside this guy on the battlefield.
@@anonymousjr1140 epic
Actually the soviet union fought off against stroheim and thats what ended stroheims life. Imagine the soviets losing confidence when they say stroheim with a tummy gun