Around the time when your sister or step sister holly your nephews mom married a japanese man thats when i got jealous and cheated on your step mom and thats how i met your mother
When the quiet kid hums this in class while polishing his robotic arm and then clicks his fingers and yells "GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!" and blinds over 75% of the class present with a UV light.
If you think about it then the 2 arnt that different. Both had a dark past but then helped a jojo the best they could and most importantly: DEUTSCHE WISSENSCHAFT IST DIE BESTE DER WELT!!!
On a serious note history really is full of liars, and true history is so much more interesting than the truncated and heavily editorialized parts that they teach in schools. Like did you know there was a legit humanitarian Nazi who called out the atrocities commited in Nanking, you won't learn about him in any conventional history textbooks. Gotta oversimplify morality for the plebs lest they start thinking for themselves.
Imagine you go to Argentina to investigate if nazis truly hid there, and mecha Hitler appears behind you as this theme plays in the background because you discover too much
Honestly, both are badass. Pillar Men's theme mainly gives me the vibe of someone who is going to kick your ass, while Strohiem's gives me the feeling of no matter how much you try, you will never succeed in making him buckle a knee.
I did German at GCSE, and we had to know a little bit about the history, why didnt my German teacher tells us about stroheim, when I went to Berlin in 2018, we learnt quite a bit about the nazi's and what the did, but it never mentioned them fighting Aztec gods.
I mean, that one donald duck short that people shit so much on for showing donald as a nazi was actually an anti nazi propaganda, wich was shown at the end of the episode that everybody probably didn't see
Not every dictatorship is Fascist lol. Fascism is defined first and foremost by a modernist attempt to reshape society in image of long-past times, like Mussolini tried to reform the Roman Empire, Hitler taking inspiration from old Reichs and Germanic paganism, and so on. This is not what Chinese do at all. Please stop using Fascism as term for every regime you don't like, it ends with Putin calling Ukraine Nazi because... uhhh... everyone hates Nazis right?
Virgin Caesar -Have family Issues and Revenge Issue -Died by Divine Sandstorm while his body pretty much intact -Needs Hamon to be relevant Chad Stroheim -Literally helps and form a bond with Joseph despite their status formerly as enemy -Explode himself to fight Santana and still lives and become a literal one man army -What is Hamon? German Technology is the best
My granduncle was a german infantry men in ww2 from 1939 to 1945 and had a habit to get sorayed by mg bullets and keeped going on.He died 1945 when he rescued his younger brother he got shot twice with a PTRS .Ps the brither was dead already and he was on a shit ton of drugs and used his mg as a club quite scary to be related to such amonster .Obviosly i am Stroheim fan.Because i can kinda see how he represents my granduncles exceot they wanted to protect the people at home and nothing more
@@peterwolf8395 I now see why my ancestors were so scared of the German people they advocated the territorial dismemberment and genocide of Germany. Guess the religion.
@Cristofer Andrade Interestingly enough there was a a nazi who actually called out the crimes against humanity perpetrated in Nanking and is still considered something of a folk hero in that region. History is weird like that, just like humanity.
@@GodOfOrphans History is just a conglomerate of perceived views and interpretations. Some of them are facts, but who can definitely say what exactly George Washington as an example was thinking? Maybe he was a despicable murderous madman? Could be. Noone knows, and if someone could know, it´s just their own view, not necessarily a fact. The same reason why a nazi can be perceived as a folk hero in a certain region in the world, or why Africa is seen as this poor war-ridden country that´s being helped instead of it being sabotaged and plundered by its perceived "saviors".
@@H-H777 A Soviet Cyborg drunk on a couple liters of Vodka armed with Kalashnikovs and a 31.5 caliber main cannon of a Soviet T-34. Shielded from the harsh Russian winters and bullets by a thick barbarous bear cloak carved out of brown bear hide.
Let's see. The universe-No. 'Cause pucci reset it. Dogs- Araki kil them. World war- No this is the theme of the world war II. Zipper-No Sticky fingers. lol I give up.
@@mr.ogrelord9311 could you please explain what does that mean? I've seen things like chaotic good and shit all over internet and I still have no idea how it works
Literally, the greatest and most reliable side protagonist there has ever existed in the entire Jojo arc. I never thought I would ever end up to look up proudly at a Nazi's questionable actions he may have done during his lifetime, lmao. At least, until comrade Stroheim changed , by assisting our hero, Joseph Joestar in eliminating three *literal Aztec gods.* He's the definition of PURE MENTAL WILL* personificated. An absolute war machine, an ideal WW2 soldier. Not even losing half his lower body managed to defeat him from fulfilling his purpose. He came back incredibly stronger as a cyborg, specially built and engineered to fight against the Pillar Men. He was a noble man, proud of his dedication, loyalty to his purpose and to the German Nation. He wasn't necessarily a good person and may believed in the aryan race but he still fought for the ENTIRE humanity and deep down, we know he'll be remembered for that amongst us fans. A geniusely written character. He was evil but lawful and put aside his differences with the people he should consider his enemies due to the WW2, in order to fight together for a bigger cause, mankind's survival. Utterly brilliant. He even felt devastated when he considered Joseph dead. Talk about character development. He had guts of steel. Both literally and figuratively. A LITERAL UNIT. "So lechre Ich..." 50% machine, 50% human, 100% soldier, *100% German.*
More like 80% machine. When he returns back as a Cyborg, his arms, legs and lower torso is fully mechanized. Dont forget the machine gun in his stomach. After that, his left eye is shown to be mechanic as well. At the time he dies, which is the battle of Stalingrad, He has 4 weapons stripped to his back, meaning only human part he has left is probably his brain.
Stroheim : - Is German - Speaks Japanese / English in the Dub - Was in Mexico with an English man - says "SpeEedwaGOnnn" with a french accent - Has fought a *Column Fellow* in Switzerland / Italy with a 19 year old British man - dies at Stalingrad *Mr. WorldWide*
Maybe the French accent that part was supposed to hint that he (or his family) origenates from elsace lothraine, a area that switched between german and French teritory quite a lot (such as 1690s 1871 1919 1940 and 1945)
this could mean Polnareff is Stroheim reincarnated. I mean, they both have flat tops too. And they both upgrade somethin of theirs. Strohiem, his body and Polnareff, his stand.
1:20 i rewinded this part like 17000 times. I love how when a group is singing, you can just hear certain people absolutely stand out in certain parts. I could not get enough of that one guy's high note saying "damit" and also the whole way they pronounced "seite", it was beautiful
@@stolaslikestea6169 if I was a German cyborg I would retake the Rheimstain base in Germany and form the Tecno-Germanic Empire and Nuke Italy and Allie with Japan
Stroheim is my favorite character from part 2, ive watched jojo multiple times and every time Stroheim shows up and his badass theme starts playing it's always an amazing moment in my opinion he has one of the best theme songs out of anything ever
@Kaori Miyazono I mean words like mensch and böse I noe from this song but words like ist Der and und are from duo, (unfortunately this song ain't about family or greetings ;-;)
I can imagine the medic with his team behind him on upward just walking towards the last red which is a heavy and after finding said heavy medic becomes super buff and then lifts him up after shooting him to one health with the cross bow and then kicking him off the cliff in a cinematic way
Araki does this alot where a character will have a totally different personality after their first encounter with the JoJo of the part Speedwagon: from London street rat robbing people to basically robin for Johnathon Stroheim: nazi to cyborg hero with balls of steel before they got blown off Polnareff: edgy revenge story to polnareff Rohan: licking spiders to koichis dad Buccaraitti: face licking mad man to mommy of the group I. S e n s e. A. P a t t e r n
Well, except nothing in Stronheim's behavior indicates that he stopped being a Nazi. Still the ultra-right "Deutschland Uber Alles" worldview, still the low regard for safety of the people around him, unless they matter. The fact that he realized the vampires to be the bigger threat and cooperated with a neutral power to ensure his country's safety didn't stop him from going to Stalingrad.
Power: German Science Speed:German Science Presicion: German Science Potential: German Science Durability: what do you wait? SEKAI ICHI, is the finest science (German Science means in Taka Taka The World Finest technology)
@@mollyeee2384 very far off actually, eniugh ti understand but you can definetly tell, how they pronounce stuff lick ich as ish instead of ick is the most obvious tell
This is what ppl cant understand... David Productions has nothing to do with OST, its all belonging to Taku Iwasaki the composer, the studio was just a union of staff
@@kingdomofentertainment5513 while listening to it in the anime, I couldn’t understand it while Stroheim was talking. When I listened to this just the soundtrack by its self that’s when I noticed that it was in German and it took me 5 listens to notice it
@@kingturt2112 that pretty much in the name "Volkswagen". Which means car for the people. As of the Käfer, the correct name in English is the VW Bug. The beetle is the modern variant.
I like how if a JoJo fan just casually brought up that they love the theme of the protagonist’s friend who is a nazi german cyborg people would be very concerned
The Virgin French science: Can’t even make good enough legs for walking. Note this was in the early 2000s. The Chad German engineering: Literally reincarnated a man as a cyborg after he blown himself up and made that man a literally walking weapon. Note this was during the 30s.
@@mizukikatsuart Im quite worried about the quality of the dun since Germany has strict rules against showing Nazi symbolis especially when portaying them in good light. Maybe we will Finaly have the true "Deutsche Wissenschaft ist die der Welt" or we will have some poor bastardisation of what we know him to be.
@@lenschwedt9646 it's sad because it's just an anime, but yeah we know the rules :( also they could censure everything "bad", like nazi symbols, but gooosh Stroheim is the best character and jobro here and if I remember correctly he didn't say anything "bad". It's sad that we don't have a chance to listen to him speaking his native language :/
let's keep it that way. german anime-dubs have a tendency of sucking ass. not to mention that they'd have to censor EVERYTHING nazi-related. like, look up what they did to the latest wolfenstein-game. it's...just an absolute bastardisation
Just remember, this man fought against pillar man, with Joseph, helped to defeat a literal immortal deity, and became a cyborg with more grip strength than a lion's bite, but died in WWII when some randoms survived throughout the entirety of the war. Araki, how?
Battle Tendency in a nutshell: a british, and a German fight ancient Mexican Aztec Demi-Gods in Italy while all are speaking Japanese... oh yeah, and there's Caesar
Игры
Pen: **Made in Germany**
Me:
These lyrics describe Hitler's rising
on being a supreme leader 😂😗😎
Stroheim!? But how are you here?! You’re right in front of me!!
German pens are finest in the world.
:)
szary gosciu Laugh in ibm atomic size pen
Joseph telling stories of his younger years to josuke
"and then i crashed the plane in a volcano..."
@@mihaiioc.3809 and send Kars to space
Josuke eats caeser salad josuke:hey old man you want some
Joseph: shiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzaaaaa
Cough cough cough
Around the time when your sister or step sister holly your nephews mom married a japanese man thats when i got jealous and cheated on your step mom and thats how i met your mother
Josuke: okay boomer
"Holy shit Kars is going to kill Joseph!"
*"Der mensch..."*
"OH THANK GOD, HE'S HERE"
@@elanon666 THANK GOD THE (german soldiers) IS HERE
" *Der mensch ist böse* "...
@@gojihead3195 top 10 phrases i thought I would never said in my live
"THANK GOD THE GASSERS ARE HERE!"
The Virgin Santana:
-Dies by a reflection of sunlight
The Chad Stroheim
-Survived a grenade straight to the face
survives kars but dies at stalingrad
Santana is still alive. He is turned to stone and researched on by the speedwagon foundation
@@stevefrommincraft3285 by a soviet stand user
@@Nombrenooriginal Russia moments
@@Nombrenooriginal also we met again
when the quiet kid in the class takes out his mechanical arm
A collective 'oh shit' ensues throughout the entire fucking school
jesus christ what's that
profile picture and name fit perfectly with your comment.
I had the same face as your profile pic when i read your comment.
Doitsu no kata owah sekai ichiiiii
When the quiet kid hums this in class while polishing his robotic arm and then clicks his fingers and yells "GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!" and blinds over 75% of the class present with a UV light.
when youre the protagonist's friend and your theme is more dark and menacing than the antagonist
Anything is more dark than the pillar men's theme
@@impazie except for the jojos themes
@@impazie Yet nothing is more menacing than to hear Aztec dubstep as three immortal buff men obliterate their opponents.
@@ghirahimlefabuleux8984 KING CRIMSON
Yeah more like anti hero theme but all aside sometimes i want to see an intimidating protagonist sometimes well if i ever watch anime sometimes
Part skippers will never know the sheer joy we felt when Joseph was close to dying and this theme played full blast
Thank god the, Cyborg Nazi is here!
So true
Every time I heard the first words I bursted out laughing, I love Stroheim
@@oberlurch-handimations8628JoJo is probably the only show that unironically makes you go "Thank god, the Nazis are here."
JoJo: The only anime where ominous german chanting is theme of GOOD guys
Ah yes, my favorite genre of music: *N I E T Z S C H E A N P H I L O S O P H Y*
How so?
@@victormatyiku6685 Lyrics include his quotes from what I have heard
what I see? a MAN OF CULTURE
Nietzsche denied any -isms from his ideas
Well, co opted Nietzsche, nazis really dumbfucked him
Stroheim: Man is evil, Man must become stronger and eviler
Pillar men: *AaAYayÄYä*
Kars: 𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓅
No, stronger would be Starker, nice joke btw.
Correction: Stronger would be Stärker. Thanks for correcting me.
Kakyoin theme: *_heroic sound_*
@@dankpotato8585 he's a Legend
@@redify9758 Stärker
The Virgin Ironwood
Vs.
The Chad Stroheim
by Ironwood do you mean from RWBY?
@@MiggehA1 exactly! That Ironwood is a real wet noodle I tell ya
Chaplain Mihgros The Wrathful maybe he meant iron wood as in iron man
@@wrytard3876 no. No. IronWOOD
@@wrytard3876 I like how he even confirms that he was talking about Ironwood from RWBY and you still misinterpret it
Stroheim and Speedwagon should get their own JoJo part
True 😏
Speedwagon’s adventures in ogre street and Stroheim fighting on the front lines of ww2
If you think about it then the 2 arnt that different. Both had a dark past but then helped a jojo the best they could and most importantly: DEUTSCHE WISSENSCHAFT IST DIE BESTE DER WELT!!!
i can hear your pfp...
Stroheim actually have his own comic which is called "Sunset Justice"
"The victors write the history books"
Which is why they omitted the fact that German soldiers helped put down an ancient Aztec god smh
lol indeed
On a serious note history really is full of liars, and true history is so much more interesting than the truncated and heavily editorialized parts that they teach in schools. Like did you know there was a legit humanitarian Nazi who called out the atrocities commited in Nanking, you won't learn about him in any conventional history textbooks. Gotta oversimplify morality for the plebs lest they start thinking for themselves.
@I wanna be a samurai John Rabe.
Imagine you go to Argentina to investigate if nazis truly hid there, and mecha Hitler appears behind you as this theme plays in the background because you discover too much
Then Doomslayer appears and defeats Mecha Hitler
@@mik3191
Then B.J. Blascowicz and D. Slayer yeets mecha Hitler's rotting corpse into space with Kars
But you have a stone mask, and turn on a vampire...
I'm Argentinian, should I investigate further?
Si loco me paso ayer
1930’s technology: ah yes cyborg
1990’s technology: the best I can do is wheelchair
wait was part 5 in 1990? i thought it was like 2010 lol i feel dumb now
Shamtor The last obama defender nah I think it was early 2000’s but when polnareff was attacked I’m pretty sure it was late 90’s
Oof
Part 5 is in 2001 i think
The wiki said that part 5 takes place 2 years after part 4, and part 4 was 1999, so part 5 is 2001 you should fix your comment
The lyrics are quoting Nietzsche.
_The lyrics are literally fucking quoting Nietzsche._
Teacher: "Today we will learn about German history"
Jojo fans:
Pillar Men: Our theme is the coolest theme of Battle Tendency!
Stroheim: *nein*
*nein*
Honestly, both are badass. Pillar Men's theme mainly gives me the vibe of someone who is going to kick your ass, while Strohiem's gives me the feeling of no matter how much you try, you will never succeed in making him buckle a knee.
@@marshallbernarte8216 if i heard stroheim theme i would be pretty much dead
I shit you not, Wham theme (Burning Colosseum) and Kar theme (Avalon) is tad better
@@conradpham DAS IST VERRAT
when you are rejected by the art school:
"Proceeds to conquer all Europe without any militar knowledge" just to show off lol
@@amgism Hello God can you give me life
so you can enter art school?
yeeeess
actually proceeds to conquer Europe like a boss
@@amgism His generals who invented the blitzkrieg: NEIN NEIN NEIN!
Hitler: Welp, I guess it's Genocide time *becomes a political*
The Art Teacher: 0:50
Strohiem is definitely one of the best written characters
He is so underatted considering that he helped jojo grandpa .
To fight a freaking god on a volcano .
Like damn
Definitely one of the best written nazis.
he geniunly is a fun character
and surprisngly nice
God damn right he is, he's a product of GERMAN TECHNOLOGY 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥
Fun fact: Stroheim from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure was super popular among the fans that they made Germany into a real country
yeah thanks to jojo fans i can live as a german
They even recreated the Nazis
@@Aurora-bv1ysbut it didn't turn out very well
@@Wandering_Weeb The rest of the world wasnt ready For jojo 😔
It's true and I only get paid 50€ to play one of them
My guy polnareff still in a wheel chair and this man is literally a gundam
Should have gone to Germany they have the best science in the world
@@kaptainkarrotkake7217 But he cant he is a turtle
And we dont like turtles
oh okay.
@@turtleperson3538 Turtles are Jewds
I was taking course in German history... Our teacher didn't mention the Nazi army helping the British to defeat Aztec gods.
Man, your teacher clearly doesn't know his history.
I read some article about Nazis searching for portals to OG-Aryan-land so they might have fought Pillarmen and Hellboy.
I did German at GCSE, and we had to know a little bit about the history, why didnt my German teacher tells us about stroheim, when I went to Berlin in 2018, we learnt quite a bit about the nazi's and what the did, but it never mentioned them fighting Aztec gods.
She's ENTIRELY WRONG
because that didn't happen you idiot 😂
_“Sorry, I think you're not good for being a painter”_
*That Austrian kid born in 1889 :*
that was the year jonathan died lmao wtf.
I like how he pops out of nowhere and steals the moment is every episode he's present, awesome character.
People Learning French : "hon hon oui oui pee pee"
People Learning Spanish: "aaaayyyy papi"
*People Learning German*
as a person that speaks spanish the "AAAAAAAAAAAAY PAPI" make me laught xd
*O U I O U I*
*P E E P E E*
As an Polnareff, i feel offended
Je vous présente votre meurtrier, Silver Chariot.
DER MENSCH, IST BÖSE
People learning Japanese: *insert Yoshikage Kira self-introduction
This theme is SEKAI ICHI!!!!
IT'S DEUTSCHE NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI!
BRRRAAAAAKA MONO GA
@@GresSimJa DOITSU NO KAGAKUWA SEKAI ICHI
Ew weeb
1k likes to you. No problem.
Disney now: "We fully condemn Fascism (Unless China is doing it)"
Disney in the 1930s:
China is Commie, not Fash
@@fduranthesee
China just pretends to be communism.
If you look closely, you will find
Actually fascism.
The China part is quite accurate.
I mean, that one donald duck short that people shit so much on for showing donald as a nazi was actually an anti nazi propaganda, wich was shown at the end of the episode that everybody probably didn't see
Not every dictatorship is Fascist lol. Fascism is defined first and foremost by a modernist attempt to reshape society in image of long-past times, like Mussolini tried to reform the Roman Empire, Hitler taking inspiration from old Reichs and Germanic paganism, and so on. This is not what Chinese do at all. Please stop using Fascism as term for every regime you don't like, it ends with Putin calling Ukraine Nazi because... uhhh... everyone hates Nazis right?
Virgin Caesar
-Have family Issues and Revenge Issue
-Died by Divine Sandstorm while his body pretty much intact
-Needs Hamon to be relevant
Chad Stroheim
-Literally helps and form a bond with Joseph despite their status formerly as enemy
-Explode himself to fight Santana and still lives and become a literal one man army
-What is Hamon? German Technology is the best
Stroheim: Gets injury which would kill any mere mortal like every time he's on screen
Also Stroheim: So anyway i started blasting
My granduncle was a german infantry men in ww2 from 1939 to 1945 and had a habit to get sorayed by mg bullets and keeped going on.He died 1945 when he rescued his younger brother he got shot twice with a PTRS .Ps the brither was dead already and he was on a shit ton of drugs and used his mg as a club quite scary to be related to such amonster .Obviosly i am Stroheim fan.Because i can kinda see how he represents my granduncles exceot they wanted to protect the people at home and nothing more
@@peterwolf8395 well that escalated quickly
@@BacktoBack_Daishō true but its pretty scary
@@peterwolf8395 He was a "German" cyborg
@@peterwolf8395
I now see why my ancestors were so scared of the German people they advocated the territorial dismemberment and genocide of Germany. Guess the religion.
Hitler after he realized that he is a jojo reference
I still wish Stroheim had an appearance in Part 3 with a stand called "Rammstein"
But once again Stalingrad ruined my hopes
*sad german noises*
@@DefinitelyNotEmma I really wish he survived and went to Argentina or something like that
@@DefinitelyNotEmma Well I mean, he got killed by a Soviet Stand User, which is kinda a badass way to go.
@@jamvously7170 so there was a stand user in the 1800's!?!?!?
@@diophobe4958 there have been stand users for thousands of years
I'm still wondering how Germany managed too lose world war 2 with engineering like this.
The Power of Russian Vodka
Enemy stando
They couldn't realy make a full cyborg body, but their engineering was awesome.
A lot of alcolholic russians
Our engineering was better, by the way. Cheap to produce, yet effective designs. Engineering is not about overcomplication.
Hits different for a german who is studying engineering.
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"I promise I won't get political"
Me after 2 drinks :
*SEKAI ICHI*
Either becoming nazi cyborg or american dojyaan president
@@zeno.7519 *confused scream*
@@zeno.7519 i prefer american cyborg dojyaan nazi president
Got you to 1000th like
Jojo: The only series where one can say "Thank goodness the Nazi are here".
I also said that when watching the ww2 documentary
@Cristofer Andrade Interestingly enough there was a a nazi who actually called out the crimes against humanity perpetrated in Nanking and is still considered something of a folk hero in that region. History is weird like that, just like humanity.
@@GodOfOrphans History is just a conglomerate of perceived views and interpretations. Some of them are facts, but who can definitely say what exactly George Washington as an example was thinking? Maybe he was a despicable murderous madman? Could be. Noone knows, and if someone could know, it´s just their own view, not necessarily a fact. The same reason why a nazi can be perceived as a folk hero in a certain region in the world, or why Africa is seen as this poor war-ridden country that´s being helped instead of it being sabotaged and plundered by its perceived "saviors".
@@youmadbro9402 hold up
I fell like this is stolen but I’m not here to judge
I would love to see a JoJo spinoff about Stroheim’s life and adventures
JoJo's War Crimes Adventures
Ah yes the adventures of ww1 and ww2
I wanna see who was that beast that managed to kill stroheim in stalingrad
I wanna see him fighting in Poland!
@@H-H777 A Soviet Cyborg drunk on a couple liters of Vodka armed with Kalashnikovs and a 31.5 caliber main cannon of a Soviet T-34. Shielded from the harsh Russian winters and bullets by a thick barbarous bear cloak carved out of brown bear hide.
Imagine if stroheim succesfully take over stalingrad
If in that reality diavolo died, it is canon
@@hunterfox3734 we won’t need Diavolo to suffer anymore with the power of D4C
Storheim as Fuhrer
Wolfenstein, but with stands
@@ernestorivas3764
Stand user: B.J. Blazkowicz
Stand name: [WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT]
Sombody: Stroheim is a terrible character
Me and the boys: *propaganda plays*
Somebody: Uhhh, did I say “terrible?” I meant, “terrifying...ly awesome?” Heheheh...I’m in danger.
If i hear someone saying that, there is just one answer...
*YOU UTTER FOOL¡*
Thank you 😎
If someone says strohiem is a bad character I will go out of my way to beat them up like how Jotaro beat Steely Dan
Me talking to that somebody who talk trash about Stroheim:
You need to mouth shut
Not gonna lie, I liked him almost as much as I liked Joseph.
I LIKED HIM MORE!!!!!!
I liked him more
Ye same
He's my favorite character, not even "one of" :D
Same
Other anime side character themes: *some heroic "power of friendship" theme*
Stroheim's theme: literally uses a huge metal sheet for percussion
The fu...
@@diegobascurdeacosta6413 go
@@Otval_bashkyNO, I GOT SPOILERD!
Also literally songs about mankind being evil
When your theme is more eviler when the main villains theme:
Let's see. The universe-No. 'Cause pucci reset it. Dogs- Araki kil them. World war- No this is the theme of the world war II. Zipper-No Sticky fingers. lol I give up.
@@shivajidhawale5475 what?
So you gonna ignore Kars GODLY theme?
I like how stroheim being a "good guy" sets how evil the vilains of the series are.
Whamuu isnt really evil tho
@@michawrona593 wamuu is a semi-good guy imo. At least he isn't such a dick as Kars
@@slavojnini not really good but no evil hes just respectable
Michał Wrona
Whamuu is lawful evil
@@mr.ogrelord9311 could you please explain what does that mean? I've seen things like chaotic good and shit all over internet and I still have no idea how it works
Did you know that technically, the nazi salute is a Jojo pose ?
Everything is a jojo reference. This is hopefully common knowledge by now
The very fact that the Universe exists is a JoJo reference
hitler is a jojo character
Being Nazi is Jojo reference
@@samuelmoravcik3401 hej nejsi náhodou čech
Jokes a side the most underrated jojo character his development was great and he was really entertaining to have around.
WE NEED AN OVA ABOUT STROHEIM!
Stroheim was MVP through the whole arc. Even death and dismemberment didn't stop him.
Would have been great if he had any actual fights or was useful in the slightest
Joseph killed three pillar men and sent one to space.He is real MVP
I heard a rumor that Stroheim was killed by a stand user in the battle of Stalingrad
@@magunsbovin5158 killed at Stalingrad yes, stand user I don't know of that's confirmed or not
@@BrendenTait8858 It is, Akari said it lol
"Man is evil and will become better by becoming eviler" sounds like an awesome villain motivation
This is basically Sith philosophy.
@@dankovskimark4540 and the Sith are awesome.
@@winterweasel425 hell yeah! Vader is badass
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Nice.
@@winterweasel425 not anymore
germany doesnt use alien technology, aliens use german technology
As a german i can tell you that there are no aliens.
The aliens are just ultimate lifeform germans.
@@craftihlow69 gonna send this to the fbi
Literally, the greatest and most reliable side protagonist there has ever existed in the entire Jojo arc. I never thought I would ever end up to look up proudly at a Nazi's questionable actions he may have done during his lifetime, lmao. At least, until comrade Stroheim changed , by assisting our hero, Joseph Joestar in eliminating three *literal Aztec gods.* He's the definition of PURE MENTAL WILL* personificated. An absolute war machine, an ideal WW2 soldier. Not even losing half his lower body managed to defeat him from fulfilling his purpose. He came back incredibly stronger as a cyborg, specially built and engineered to fight against the Pillar Men. He was a noble man, proud of his dedication, loyalty to his purpose and to the German Nation. He wasn't necessarily a good person and may believed in the aryan race but he still fought for the ENTIRE humanity and deep down, we know he'll be remembered for that amongst us fans. A geniusely written character. He was evil but lawful and put aside his differences with the people he should consider his enemies due to the WW2, in order to fight together for a bigger cause, mankind's survival. Utterly brilliant. He even felt devastated when he considered Joseph dead. Talk about character development. He had guts of steel. Both literally and figuratively. A LITERAL UNIT. "So lechre Ich..."
50% machine, 50% human, 100% soldier, *100% German.*
More like 80% machine.
When he returns back as a Cyborg, his arms, legs and lower torso is fully mechanized. Dont forget the machine gun in his stomach.
After that, his left eye is shown to be mechanic as well.
At the time he dies, which is the battle of Stalingrad, He has 4 weapons stripped to his back, meaning only human part he has left is probably his brain.
When you think about it, Stroheim lost at least 5 legs in his life.
He said that he would sacrifice 2 or 3 legs to end with the pillar men problem
He truly was a hero
and yet he never managed to skip leg day
part 1 and 2 characters: *loses 3 limbs and loses half of his head* tis but a scratch
other parts: owe hole on me tummy wummy
F in the chat boys for his poor legs
F
My theme is like german science...it's the best in the World!
Deutsche Wissenschaft ist die Beste der Welt !!!
We can do what ever we want!!!!
Danke von Strölhiem
Sekai Ichi!!!
YES IT IS!
"Oh thank god the nazis are here!" Is what i actually said at the end of the part
This is The industrial rock we all wanted 🔥🗣☝️
Broke: Imagine if Caesar was in Part 3.
Woke: Imagine if Stroheim was in Part 3.
Stroheim with a stand would make any villain obsolete due to his sheer power.
He would be like 90 though
@@Mr.milestone he's a Nazi cyborg, with his German science (the best in the world) he could probably find a way around aging.
Imagine if he is the main character of every Jojo bizarre adventure
@@Mr.milestone actually 83. He was 33 in Battle Tendency
Stroheim :
- Is German
- Speaks Japanese / English in the Dub
- Was in Mexico with an English man
- says "SpeEedwaGOnnn" with a french accent
- Has fought a *Column Fellow* in Switzerland / Italy with a 19 year old British man
- dies at Stalingrad
*Mr. WorldWide*
Spidevagone !
Jolyne: amateurs!
Maybe the French accent that part was supposed to hint that he (or his family) origenates from elsace lothraine, a area that switched between german and French teritory quite a lot (such as 1690s 1871 1919 1940 and 1945)
@@qwertygoyle5921 can you maybe S H U T alias loringhen is german
this could mean Polnareff is Stroheim reincarnated. I mean, they both have flat tops too. And they both upgrade somethin of theirs. Strohiem, his body and Polnareff, his stand.
1:20
i rewinded this part like 17000 times.
I love how when a group is singing, you can just hear certain people absolutely stand out in certain parts.
I could not get enough of that one guy's high note saying "damit" and also the whole way they pronounced "seite", it was beautiful
If it wasn`t for him being the good guy, this would be a prime example of a villain theme.
JOLYNE?? What are you doing here??
This all happened because a boy was rejected from art school
Yeah :)
@H M Idiota
and you wanted to become rich
*DIO!*
actually, hitler's hatred towards jews sprung from him being rejected by a jewish girl, so that means that hitler had one hell of a grudge
If you listen close enough you can hear Poland screaming in fear
Why do I don't hear it anymore near the end
Tak
Poland is really screaming
@@zefiroth2678 doom slayer
O kurwa
His theme is basically "guys you maybe like him, but dont forget, he is evil"
“German science is the greatest in Za Warudo”
*the madlad tried to warn us*
what if you, wanted to become the ultimate lifeform, but germany said "DER MENSCH IST BÖSE"
well actually germany enabled Kars to become the ultimate lifeform, however unintentionally.
That’s when you send ZE DICKER MAX
Sad thing is in germany jojo isnt really popular
godza die zahl der nazis steigt in Deutschland immer höher
When the doctor says that you need a mechanical prostetic arm
And your I. Germany
And they send you to Germany.
@@stolaslikestea6169 if I was a German cyborg I would retake the Rheimstain base in Germany and form the Tecno-Germanic Empire and Nuke Italy and Allie with Japan
This might be relatable to someone
@@v.7726 but wasn’t Italy also an ally of Germany in World War 2? Also I’m pretty sure Germany is already allies with Japan
*"WW1 is the war that will end all wars"*
Germany 21 years later:
Stroheim would've showed DIO the power of German science and eradicated him if he was in Part 3 and had a stand
Correct.
His stand is German science bro
When your DNA Test says that you are 1% german:
Am 1 percent german
100 PERCENT STROHEIM
that means youre 1% nazi
@@lightsabercollector3096 perhaps
@nightmare night he was complimenting u
@nightmare night yeah right grandpa, let get you back into Argentina, you aren’t supposed to be in Germany!
Stroheim is my favorite character from part 2, ive watched jojo multiple times and every time Stroheim shows up and his badass theme starts playing it's always an amazing moment
in my opinion he has one of the best theme songs out of anything ever
"Did you die?"
Stroheim: "Sadly yes.... *BUT I LIVED*
yes
Yeah...
why do i remember this movie phrase WHY DO I REMEMBER THIS MOVE PHRASE
Ice age reference
@@ndprod.animationenthusiast9376 Yes Yes Yes Yes YES.
1:33
GERMAN BASS LINES ARE THE FINEST IN THE WORLD
*literaly doom theme*
*Davie504 has entered the chat*
@@valhalanguardsman2588 Reminds me of Wolfenstein New Order too.
random imperial guard inhuman frequency
SEKAI ICHI
No one can forget Stroheim's epic entry when he saved Joseph from Kars' subordinates
Currently taking German duolingo classes, the day I can understand what the lyrics mean will be a good day.
Do you understand it now?
@Kaori Miyazono I mean words like mensch and böse I noe from this song but words like ist Der and und are from duo, (unfortunately this song ain't about family or greetings ;-;)
@@Sen-eb7jc late but the song in a nutshell is basically about Stroheim being evil lmao
When the medic dominates the entire enemy team on tf2:
I can imagine the medic with his team behind him on upward just walking towards the last red which is a heavy and after finding said heavy medic becomes super buff and then lifts him up after shooting him to one health with the cross bow and then kicking him off the cliff in a cinematic way
THAT WAS NOT MEDECINE!
HAHAHA WHAT A BLOODBATH!!!
FFFFFFOOOOOLL!
FFFFFOOL, GERMAN MEDICS ARE THE FINEST IN ZA WARUDO
The fans: C'mon, Stronheim aint that bad, he helped to save the world!
Stronheim: **OFFSCREEN WAR CRIME INTENSIFIES**
Araki does this alot where a character will have a totally different personality after their first encounter with the JoJo of the part
Speedwagon: from London street rat robbing people to basically robin for Johnathon
Stroheim: nazi to cyborg hero with balls of steel before they got blown off
Polnareff: edgy revenge story to polnareff
Rohan: licking spiders to koichis dad
Buccaraitti: face licking mad man to mommy of the group
I. S e n s e. A. P a t t e r n
Well, except nothing in Stronheim's behavior indicates that he stopped being a Nazi. Still the ultra-right "Deutschland Uber Alles" worldview, still the low regard for safety of the people around him, unless they matter. The fact that he realized the vampires to be the bigger threat and cooperated with a neutral power to ensure his country's safety didn't stop him from going to Stalingrad.
That's why he's the best :D
@@malum1424 hermis: a thief
Gyro:executionar.
Yashuo: tooru's ex (part 8 main villan)
*Murder of Mexicans is not considered war crime, Spec Tolder confirms - more at Five*
“I’ve came back from hell!”
Ngl his theme is really underated
Stand user: Rudol von Stroheim
Stand name: GERMAN SCIENCE
Stand ability: is the finest in the world
SEKAI ICHI!!!!
I remember I made a custom stand for him, I think it was called "heil Hitler dir" which if I remember was a Nazi Germany song to Hitler
[STAND NAME]: Rammstein
[STAND USER]: Von Stroheim
Power: German Science
Speed:German Science
Presicion: German Science
Potential: German Science
Durability: what do you wait? SEKAI ICHI, is the finest science
(German Science means in Taka Taka The World Finest technology)
When you realise Germany is a JoJo reference:
My life is a JoJO reference
@@lenschwedt9646 j a w o h l
everything is a jojo reference
Kanye West theme song
fr fr
Most Jobro themes: light and cheerful
Stroheim:
Imagin Stroheim with a Stand.
It’d probably be a badass tank that can summon any conceivable weapon known to man.
It would be called KZ
Mason Adams Bad Company but the soldiers are full sized.
Since lots of Stand names come from bands, it’d probably be Led Zeppelin.
@@doubleoof7907 it would also make alot of sense since the germans used zeppelins in world war 1
@@doubleoof7907 not just band names, but song names as well. I'd go with Panzerkampf (a Sabaton song)
When you look up "JoJo Nazi" on RUclips and JoJo Rabbit comes up instead
*Reality is often disappointing*
Correction:German Soldier
JoJo rabbit is a pretty good movie though
bigeloo Yeah, also Captain K is basically just Stroheim except without the cyborg part
And both Stroheim and Johannes took a grenade to the face and survived.
All together pretty good movie
My uncle walking into the living room after hearing us have a minor political discussion
"man is evil"
"Man must improve and become more evil"
araki has some interesting ways to show how evil the villains are.
example: making the Nazis good guys by comparison.
What I love the most is that David Productions actually had the lyrics in German
What is even more genius is that the lyrics quote Nietzsche when he talks about the 'Übermensch'.
@@mollyeee2384 very far off actually, eniugh ti understand but you can definetly tell, how they pronounce stuff lick ich as ish instead of ick is the most obvious tell
@@mollyeee2384 I'm German and I don't even understand a single Wort cause of the accent lol
This is what ppl cant understand...
David Productions has nothing to do with OST, its all belonging to Taku Iwasaki the composer, the studio was just a union of staff
@@kingdomofentertainment5513 while listening to it in the anime, I couldn’t understand it while Stroheim was talking. When I listened to this just the soundtrack by its self that’s when I noticed that it was in German and it took me 5 listens to notice it
When you watch a Volkswagen commercial.
Hitler directed the program that made the beetle like the car
@@kingturt2112 that pretty much in the name "Volkswagen". Which means car for the people.
As of the Käfer, the correct name in English is the VW Bug. The beetle is the modern variant.
German science is the best in the world!
LMAO
1:23 DaAaAmn it
I like how if a JoJo fan just casually brought up that they love the theme of the protagonist’s friend who is a nazi german cyborg people would be very concerned
I'm not kidding when I say that this literally helped me get an A in my German class
r/madlads
@@memepower641 subreddit linker on RUclips
Stronheim would be so proud of you
how
the grammar is terrible
@@lelegold4178 the quotes are wrote by a literal german
The Virgin French science: Can’t even make good enough legs for walking. Note this was in the early 2000s.
The Chad German engineering: Literally reincarnated a man as a cyborg after he blown himself up and made that man a literally walking weapon. Note this was during the 30s.
The German science is just much better than french science
Fleur YES of course
What french science is everybody talking about??
@@awol6574 Pollnareff's prosthetic legs
Arya Majumder science in franc is bad in all fields of science
If Stroheim had a stand it would be named Rammstein
Or sabaton
@@Juniper_2007 sabaton is Swedish
Or Der Mensch
0:59 He is quoting Nietzsches " Thus Spoke Zarathustra"
When your history teacher talking about German's experiments in XX
Girls: that's scary
Boys: wow...
The german boy in class:
Jewish kid: why do I hear boss music
@@Foxdidnothingwrong nice
The history freak in class that can draw:
my time...it has come
The kid of Poland : Gues I will die
The japanese kid from Hiroshima: **exist**
The american kid:
Battle Tendency: *doesn‘t have a German Dub*
JoJo Fans:
Edit: I know that there is a German Dub nowadays
well it's actually sad, I really wanted to listen to Stroheim in German dub buuuuut :( ugh they could make it only for him at least lol xD
@@mizukikatsuart actually a dub is coming 2021 I think but dont set high hopes (and you can buy the manga in german soon too I think)
@@mizukikatsuart Im quite worried about the quality of the dun since Germany has strict rules against showing Nazi symbolis especially when portaying them in good light.
Maybe we will Finaly have the true "Deutsche Wissenschaft ist die der Welt" or we will have some poor bastardisation of what we know him to be.
@@lenschwedt9646 it's sad because it's just an anime, but yeah we know the rules :( also they could censure everything "bad", like nazi symbols, but gooosh Stroheim is the best character and jobro here and if I remember correctly he didn't say anything "bad". It's sad that we don't have a chance to listen to him speaking his native language :/
let's keep it that way. german anime-dubs have a tendency of sucking ass. not to mention that they'd have to censor EVERYTHING nazi-related. like, look up what they did to the latest wolfenstein-game. it's...just an absolute bastardisation
Ah yes, german science
😂
Just remember, this man fought against pillar man, with Joseph, helped to defeat a literal immortal deity, and became a cyborg with more grip strength than a lion's bite, but died in WWII when some randoms survived throughout the entirety of the war.
Araki, how?
Bro lived a legend and died as one I insanely would,ve liked to see him in part 3
You cant escape Stalingrad blud
Battle Tendency in a nutshell: a british, and a German fight ancient Mexican Aztec Demi-Gods in Italy while all are speaking Japanese... oh yeah, and there's Caesar
SHIZAAAAAAA
Italian salad speaks japanese before dying by a rock
And theres a *FUCKING GIANT ROCK ON CAESAR*
and the brit lives in murica
And then a t-posing rock crushed ceasar
Someone: (Insert JoBro name here) has the best theme song
Strolheim's theme: YOU UTTER FOOL
BRRRRRRRAKA MONOGA
GERMAN MUSIC IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD
Stroheim's theme is better than Giorno's theme
Change my mind.
You mean....BRRRRRRAAAAKKA MMMMOOONNNNAAGAAAAAAA
@@mike.mentzer_enjoyer no need to change your mind, because you're right
The queston is HOW THE HELL DID HE DIE IN STALINGRAD
They would need a nuke for him maybe a flak and even then he still would be alive
I believe Araki said that Stroheim was killed by a Russian Stand user.
The power of Stalinium, maybe
There is nothing more finer than German Science
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure battle tendency is the only show that makes you go "Thank god the Nazis are here"
Someone is going to Take that Out of context
Why are there no russians
@that bizarre JoJo fan part 8
Smokey and Speedwagon sitting on the sidelines like: y’know if the pillarmen weren’t here right now we’d be dead meat right now
Everybody Gangsta until the quiet kid brings his German grandpa to school
Who has a machinegun in his belly
It is a tummy gun to be exact.
who was part of the Speedwagon special division
And his granpa eyes is engine
@Kabir Made in Germany Machinegun Not 30 mil Machine gun