Battle Tendency OST: Propaganda (Lyrics + Translation)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @jeat8986
    @jeat8986 5 лет назад +11263

    My guy polnareff still in a wheel chair and this man is literally a gundam

  • @luxxious4134
    @luxxious4134 4 года назад +10333

    1930’s technology: ah yes cyborg
    1990’s technology: the best I can do is wheelchair

    • @shamtor7287
      @shamtor7287 4 года назад +372

      wait was part 5 in 1990? i thought it was like 2010 lol i feel dumb now

    • @luxxious4134
      @luxxious4134 4 года назад +487

      Shamtor The last obama defender nah I think it was early 2000’s but when polnareff was attacked I’m pretty sure it was late 90’s

    • @youraverageteaenjoyer.
      @youraverageteaenjoyer. 4 года назад +27

      Oof

    • @saturnosaturn6526
      @saturnosaturn6526 4 года назад +182

      Part 5 is in 2001 i think

    • @peixearrombado
      @peixearrombado 4 года назад +165

      The wiki said that part 5 takes place 2 years after part 4, and part 4 was 1999, so part 5 is 2001 you should fix your comment

  • @bcgazero6472
    @bcgazero6472 5 лет назад +21562

    when youre the protagonist's friend and your theme is more dark and menacing than the antagonist

    • @impazie
      @impazie 5 лет назад +2618

      Anything is more dark than the pillar men's theme

    • @bcgazero6472
      @bcgazero6472 5 лет назад +725

      @@impazie except for the jojos themes

    • @ghirahimlefabuleux8984
      @ghirahimlefabuleux8984 5 лет назад +1970

      @@impazie Yet nothing is more menacing than to hear Aztec dubstep as three immortal buff men obliterate their opponents.

    • @mik3191
      @mik3191 5 лет назад +290

      @@ghirahimlefabuleux8984 KING CRIMSON

    • @netizenkuripangistanyolo3339
      @netizenkuripangistanyolo3339 5 лет назад +397

      Yeah more like anti hero theme but all aside sometimes i want to see an intimidating protagonist sometimes well if i ever watch anime sometimes

  • @nUt_
    @nUt_ 3 года назад +7910

    "Holy shit Kars is going to kill Joseph!"
    *"Der mensch..."*

    • @elanon666
      @elanon666 3 года назад +556

      "OH THANK GOD, HE'S HERE"

    • @gojihead3195
      @gojihead3195 3 года назад +488

      @@elanon666 THANK GOD THE (german soldiers) IS HERE

    • @ajduwhdd3406
      @ajduwhdd3406 3 года назад +203

      " *Der mensch ist böse* "...

    • @jeremyjoestar9443
      @jeremyjoestar9443 3 года назад +142

      @@gojihead3195 top 10 phrases i thought I would never said in my live

    • @defaultuser6959
      @defaultuser6959 2 года назад +80

      "THANK GOD THE GASSERS ARE HERE!"

  • @rudolvonstroheimjojobattle9595
    @rudolvonstroheimjojobattle9595 4 года назад +6764

    Pen: **Made in Germany**
    Me:

  • @ThunderingSkies-w8h
    @ThunderingSkies-w8h 4 года назад +20208

    I was taking course in German history... Our teacher didn't mention the Nazi army helping the British to defeat Aztec gods.

    • @Anon-wh4ou
      @Anon-wh4ou 4 года назад +1075

      I read some article about Nazis searching for portals to OG-Aryan-land so they might have fought Pillarmen and Hellboy.

    • @jamiemarshall6832
      @jamiemarshall6832 4 года назад +504

      I did German at GCSE, and we had to know a little bit about the history, why didnt my German teacher tells us about stroheim, when I went to Berlin in 2018, we learnt quite a bit about the nazi's and what the did, but it never mentioned them fighting Aztec gods.

    • @זהסודי-ה7מ
      @זהסודי-ה7מ 4 года назад +156

      She's ENTIRELY WRONG

    • @bigspidermangamer7538
      @bigspidermangamer7538 4 года назад +8

      because that didn't happen you idiot 😂

    • @jamiemarshall6832
      @jamiemarshall6832 4 года назад +284

      @@bigspidermangamer7538 stroheim wants a word with you, immediately

  • @martinbaraldilobe3334
    @martinbaraldilobe3334 5 лет назад +9248

    I like how stroheim being a "good guy" sets how evil the vilains of the series are.

    • @michawrona593
      @michawrona593 5 лет назад +886

      Whamuu isnt really evil tho

    • @slavojnini
      @slavojnini 5 лет назад +921

      @@michawrona593 wamuu is a semi-good guy imo. At least he isn't such a dick as Kars

    • @TheJoker-pr5oh
      @TheJoker-pr5oh 5 лет назад +836

      @@slavojnini not really good but no evil hes just respectable

    • @mr.ogrelord9311
      @mr.ogrelord9311 5 лет назад +585

      Michał Wrona
      Whamuu is lawful evil

    • @slavojnini
      @slavojnini 5 лет назад +117

      @@mr.ogrelord9311 could you please explain what does that mean? I've seen things like chaotic good and shit all over internet and I still have no idea how it works

  • @cannabishornliu6119
    @cannabishornliu6119 3 года назад +4153

    The Virgin Santana:
    -Dies by a reflection of sunlight
    The Chad Stroheim
    -Survived a grenade straight to the face

    • @stevefrommincraft3285
      @stevefrommincraft3285 2 года назад +349

      survives kars but dies at stalingrad

    • @hipskydiver7394
      @hipskydiver7394 2 года назад +172

      Santana is still alive. He is turned to stone and researched on by the speedwagon foundation

    • @Nombrenooriginal
      @Nombrenooriginal 2 года назад +213

      @@stevefrommincraft3285 by a soviet stand user

    • @Ezekiyam382
      @Ezekiyam382 2 года назад +60

      @@Nombrenooriginal Russia moments

    • @Ezekiyam382
      @Ezekiyam382 2 года назад +15

      @@Nombrenooriginal also we met again

  • @Euthyphros
    @Euthyphros 5 лет назад +6050

    when the quiet kid in the class takes out his mechanical arm

    • @someorclad9738
      @someorclad9738 5 лет назад +217

      A collective 'oh shit' ensues throughout the entire fucking school

    • @ilikewomen8367
      @ilikewomen8367 5 лет назад +143

      jesus christ what's that
      profile picture and name fit perfectly with your comment.

    • @alegzx
      @alegzx 5 лет назад +23

      I had the same face as your profile pic when i read your comment.

    • @jiajie4885
      @jiajie4885 5 лет назад +23

      Doitsu no kata owah sekai ichiiiii

    • @malvivente426
      @malvivente426 5 лет назад +30

      When the quiet kid hums this in class while polishing his robotic arm and then clicks his fingers and yells "GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!" and blinds over 75% of the class present with a UV light.

  • @Jalil_Salomon
    @Jalil_Salomon 5 лет назад +12725

    Imagine you go to Argentina to investigate if nazis truly hid there, and mecha Hitler appears behind you as this theme plays in the background because you discover too much

    • @mik3191
      @mik3191 5 лет назад +700

      Then Doomslayer appears and defeats Mecha Hitler

    • @roadroller8851
      @roadroller8851 5 лет назад +521

      @@mik3191
      Then B.J. Blascowicz and D. Slayer yeets mecha Hitler's rotting corpse into space with Kars

    • @kurapikakurutabr
      @kurapikakurutabr 5 лет назад +209

      But you have a stone mask, and turn on a vampire...

    • @johnny_my_penls_is_small_but
      @johnny_my_penls_is_small_but 5 лет назад +414

      I'm Argentinian, should I investigate further?

    • @willhem5668
      @willhem5668 5 лет назад +153

      Si loco me paso ayer

  • @rau1488
    @rau1488 4 года назад +5192

    Stroheim: Man is evil, Man must become stronger and eviler
    Pillar men: *AaAYayÄYä*

    • @pascalsoll4622
      @pascalsoll4622 4 года назад +148

      Kars: 𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓅

    • @redify9758
      @redify9758 4 года назад +85

      No, stronger would be Starker, nice joke btw.
      Correction: Stronger would be Stärker. Thanks for correcting me.

    • @dankpotato8585
      @dankpotato8585 4 года назад +66

      Kakyoin theme: *_heroic sound_*

    • @idsfxtm5759
      @idsfxtm5759 4 года назад +27

      @@dankpotato8585 he's a Legend

    • @lvateinn8258
      @lvateinn8258 4 года назад +11

      @@redify9758 Stärker

  • @kitkatavie7020
    @kitkatavie7020 2 года назад +1655

    Part skippers will never know the sheer joy we felt when Joseph was close to dying and this theme played full blast

    • @oberlurch-handimations8628
      @oberlurch-handimations8628 Год назад +171

      Thank god the, Cyborg Nazi is here!

    • @the05thatasked52
      @the05thatasked52 Год назад +18

      So true

    • @gianluco
      @gianluco Год назад +54

      Every time I heard the first words I bursted out laughing, I love Stroheim

    • @tristanbeer1257
      @tristanbeer1257 Год назад

      ​@@oberlurch-handimations8628JoJo is probably the only show that unironically makes you go "Thank god, the Nazis are here."

    • @exploertm8738
      @exploertm8738 11 месяцев назад +58

      JoJo: The only anime where ominous german chanting is theme of GOOD guys

  • @tamago31017
    @tamago31017 5 лет назад +2274

    This theme is SEKAI ICHI!!!!

    • @paulchan171
      @paulchan171 5 лет назад +76

      IT'S DEUTSCHE NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI!

    • @GresSimJa
      @GresSimJa 5 лет назад +54

      BRRRAAAAAKA MONO GA

    • @karenguardian4301
      @karenguardian4301 5 лет назад +27

      @@GresSimJa DOITSU NO KAGAKUWA SEKAI ICHI

    • @Akogiri
      @Akogiri 5 лет назад +1

      Ew weeb

    • @TtheWhimsical
      @TtheWhimsical 5 лет назад +2

      1k likes to you. No problem.

  • @ganonmain907
    @ganonmain907 5 лет назад +4127

    Joseph telling stories of his younger years to josuke

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 5 лет назад +472

      "and then i crashed the plane in a volcano..."

    • @guilhermecavallari5881
      @guilhermecavallari5881 5 лет назад +226

      @@mihaiioc.3809 and send Kars to space

    • @ganonmain907
      @ganonmain907 5 лет назад +272

      Josuke eats caeser salad josuke:hey old man you want some
      Joseph: shiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzaaaaa
      Cough cough cough

    • @ganonmain907
      @ganonmain907 5 лет назад +48

      Around the time when your sister or step sister holly your nephews mom married a japanese man thats when i got jealous and cheated on your step mom and thats how i met your mother

    • @imsoasian.1717
      @imsoasian.1717 5 лет назад +42

      Josuke: okay boomer

  • @mafilzikaplay7615
    @mafilzikaplay7615 4 года назад +5526

    when you are rejected by the art school:

    • @amgism
      @amgism 4 года назад +352

      "Proceeds to conquer all Europe without any militar knowledge" just to show off lol

    • @KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd
      @KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd 4 года назад +14

      @@amgism Hello God can you give me life
      so you can enter art school?
      yeeeess
      actually proceeds to conquer Europe like a boss

    • @scarceboy3430
      @scarceboy3430 4 года назад +166

      @@amgism His generals who invented the blitzkrieg: NEIN NEIN NEIN!

    • @AzumarillConGafasBv
      @AzumarillConGafasBv 3 года назад +106

      Hitler: Welp, I guess it's Genocide time *becomes a political*

    • @AjarTadpole7202
      @AjarTadpole7202 3 года назад +57

      The Art Teacher: 0:50

  • @Daniel_Lancelin
    @Daniel_Lancelin 3 года назад +4602

    Ah yes, my favorite genre of music: *N I E T Z S C H E A N P H I L O S O P H Y*

    • @victormatyiku6685
      @victormatyiku6685 3 года назад +14

      How so?

    • @rebelblade7159
      @rebelblade7159 3 года назад +166

      @@victormatyiku6685 Lyrics include his quotes from what I have heard

    • @uri9528
      @uri9528 3 года назад +55

      what I see? a MAN OF CULTURE

    • @breddie_is_rookie
      @breddie_is_rookie 2 года назад +72

      Nietzsche denied any -isms from his ideas

    • @Nonrandomnumber
      @Nonrandomnumber 2 года назад

      Well, co opted Nietzsche, nazis really dumbfucked him

  • @Wabinator
    @Wabinator 5 лет назад +5036

    Stroheim: Gets injury which would kill any mere mortal like every time he's on screen
    Also Stroheim: So anyway i started blasting

    • @peterwolf8395
      @peterwolf8395 5 лет назад +164

      My granduncle was a german infantry men in ww2 from 1939 to 1945 and had a habit to get sorayed by mg bullets and keeped going on.He died 1945 when he rescued his younger brother he got shot twice with a PTRS .Ps the brither was dead already and he was on a shit ton of drugs and used his mg as a club quite scary to be related to such amonster .Obviosly i am Stroheim fan.Because i can kinda see how he represents my granduncles exceot they wanted to protect the people at home and nothing more

    • @Prince_of_Despair
      @Prince_of_Despair 5 лет назад +63

      @@peterwolf8395 well that escalated quickly

    • @peterwolf8395
      @peterwolf8395 5 лет назад +41

      @@Prince_of_Despair true but its pretty scary

    • @alexdias4319
      @alexdias4319 5 лет назад +25

      @@peterwolf8395 He was a "German" cyborg

    • @semi-useful5178
      @semi-useful5178 5 лет назад +26

      @@peterwolf8395
      I now see why my ancestors were so scared of the German people they advocated the territorial dismemberment and genocide of Germany. Guess the religion.

  • @winterweasel425
    @winterweasel425 5 лет назад +9001

    "Man is evil and will become better by becoming eviler" sounds like an awesome villain motivation

  • @YUH-uf8df
    @YUH-uf8df 5 лет назад +3896

    Pillar Men: Our theme is the coolest theme of Battle Tendency!
    Stroheim: *nein*

    • @perfectlysaneman6386
      @perfectlysaneman6386 4 года назад +84

      *nein*

    • @marshallbernarte8216
      @marshallbernarte8216 4 года назад +211

      Honestly, both are badass. Pillar Men's theme mainly gives me the vibe of someone who is going to kick your ass, while Strohiem's gives me the feeling of no matter how much you try, you will never succeed in making him buckle a knee.

    • @domenicodjjsjdjdjd8327
      @domenicodjjsjdjdjd8327 4 года назад +47

      @@marshallbernarte8216 if i heard stroheim theme i would be pretty much dead

    • @conradpham
      @conradpham 4 года назад +14

      I shit you not, Wham theme (Burning Colosseum) and Kar theme (Avalon) is tad better

    • @bruderalligator9608
      @bruderalligator9608 4 года назад +13

      @@conradpham DAS IST VERRAT

  • @smallpp8891
    @smallpp8891 3 года назад +918

    "The victors write the history books"
    Which is why they omitted the fact that German soldiers helped put down an ancient Aztec god smh

    • @princessmagilou
      @princessmagilou 3 года назад +22

      lol indeed

    • @GodOfOrphans
      @GodOfOrphans 3 года назад +9

      On a serious note history really is full of liars, and true history is so much more interesting than the truncated and heavily editorialized parts that they teach in schools. Like did you know there was a legit humanitarian Nazi who called out the atrocities commited in Nanking, you won't learn about him in any conventional history textbooks. Gotta oversimplify morality for the plebs lest they start thinking for themselves.

    • @GodOfOrphans
      @GodOfOrphans 3 года назад +9

      @I wanna be a samurai John Rabe.

  • @masonald7959
    @masonald7959 5 лет назад +4988

    People Learning French : "hon hon oui oui pee pee"
    People Learning Spanish: "aaaayyyy papi"
    *People Learning German*

    • @mcmuffin0339
      @mcmuffin0339 5 лет назад +240

      as a person that speaks spanish the "AAAAAAAAAAAAY PAPI" make me laught xd

    • @yuricock
      @yuricock 5 лет назад +221

      *O U I O U I*
      *P E E P E E*

    • @Mestoyo
      @Mestoyo 5 лет назад +203

      As an Polnareff, i feel offended
      Je vous présente votre meurtrier, Silver Chariot.

    • @fucsiasquid
      @fucsiasquid 5 лет назад +76

      DER MENSCH, IST BÖSE

    • @lampoilropebombs0640
      @lampoilropebombs0640 5 лет назад +152

      People learning Japanese: *insert Yoshikage Kira self-introduction

  • @donbasuradenuevo
    @donbasuradenuevo 4 года назад +1555

    Jojo: The only series where one can say "Thank goodness the Nazi are here".

    • @youmadbro9402
      @youmadbro9402 3 года назад +35

      I also said that when watching the ww2 documentary

    • @GodOfOrphans
      @GodOfOrphans 3 года назад +60

      @Cristofer Andrade Interestingly enough there was a a nazi who actually called out the crimes against humanity perpetrated in Nanking and is still considered something of a folk hero in that region. History is weird like that, just like humanity.

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 3 года назад +10

      @@GodOfOrphans History is just a conglomerate of perceived views and interpretations. Some of them are facts, but who can definitely say what exactly George Washington as an example was thinking? Maybe he was a despicable murderous madman? Could be. Noone knows, and if someone could know, it´s just their own view, not necessarily a fact. The same reason why a nazi can be perceived as a folk hero in a certain region in the world, or why Africa is seen as this poor war-ridden country that´s being helped instead of it being sabotaged and plundered by its perceived "saviors".

    • @Sh1ryyu
      @Sh1ryyu 3 года назад +7

      @@youmadbro9402 hold up

    • @geto-the-goat
      @geto-the-goat 2 года назад +1

      I fell like this is stolen but I’m not here to judge

  • @samgafford2371
    @samgafford2371 5 лет назад +2573

    The Virgin Ironwood
    Vs.
    The Chad Stroheim

    • @MiggehA1
      @MiggehA1 5 лет назад +46

      by Ironwood do you mean from RWBY?

    • @samgafford2371
      @samgafford2371 5 лет назад +73

      @@MiggehA1 exactly! That Ironwood is a real wet noodle I tell ya

    • @wrytard3876
      @wrytard3876 5 лет назад +7

      Chaplain Mihgros The Wrathful maybe he meant iron wood as in iron man

    • @samgafford2371
      @samgafford2371 5 лет назад +10

      @@wrytard3876 no. No. IronWOOD

    • @xenowarrior282
      @xenowarrior282 5 лет назад +48

      @@wrytard3876 I like how he even confirms that he was talking about Ironwood from RWBY and you still misinterpret it

  • @AngelJin5799
    @AngelJin5799 3 года назад +986

    Teacher: "Today we will learn about German history"
    Jojo fans:

  • @rudolvonstroheim7747
    @rudolvonstroheim7747 4 года назад +9737

    My theme is like german science...it's the best in the World!

    • @succerberg84
      @succerberg84 4 года назад +324

      Deutsche Wissenschaft ist die Beste der Welt !!!

    • @officejetpro365x3
      @officejetpro365x3 4 года назад +105

      We can do what ever we want!!!!

    • @Unertl28
      @Unertl28 4 года назад +96

      Danke von Strölhiem

    • @saul2046
      @saul2046 4 года назад +75

      Sekai Ichi!!!

    • @buki232
      @buki232 4 года назад +47

      YES IT IS!

  • @illtakethatasacompliment5839
    @illtakethatasacompliment5839 4 года назад +5629

    Not gonna lie, I liked him almost as much as I liked Joseph.

  • @megasean3000
    @megasean3000 5 лет назад +5370

    Stroheim was MVP through the whole arc. Even death and dismemberment didn't stop him.

    • @Moniker8858
      @Moniker8858 5 лет назад +109

      Would have been great if he had any actual fights or was useful in the slightest

    • @БобровДаніїл
      @БобровДаніїл 5 лет назад +96

      Joseph killed three pillar men and sent one to space.He is real MVP

    • @magunsbovin5158
      @magunsbovin5158 5 лет назад +209

      I heard a rumor that Stroheim was killed by a stand user in the battle of Stalingrad

    • @Moniker8858
      @Moniker8858 5 лет назад +120

      @@magunsbovin5158 killed at Stalingrad yes, stand user I don't know of that's confirmed or not

    • @smbxxer
      @smbxxer 5 лет назад +82

      @@Moniker8858 It is, Akari said it lol

  • @spooky_lxix9042
    @spooky_lxix9042 3 года назад +5787

    Stroheim and Speedwagon should get their own JoJo part

    • @LORDSofCHAOS333
      @LORDSofCHAOS333 3 года назад +69

      True 😏

    • @jessepurplJesusIsKing
      @jessepurplJesusIsKing 3 года назад +371

      Speedwagon’s adventures in ogre street and Stroheim fighting on the front lines of ww2

    • @darkflash3593
      @darkflash3593 3 года назад +156

      If you think about it then the 2 arnt that different. Both had a dark past but then helped a jojo the best they could and most importantly: DEUTSCHE WISSENSCHAFT IST DIE BESTE DER WELT!!!

    • @waterbottle8161
      @waterbottle8161 3 года назад +37

      i can hear your pfp...

    • @ghetmaythangattenmadailoan5965
      @ghetmaythangattenmadailoan5965 3 года назад +54

      Stroheim actually have his own comic which is called "Sunset Justice"

  • @reptilian9201
    @reptilian9201 4 года назад +989

    When you think about it, Stroheim lost at least 5 legs in his life.

    • @blitzkrieg7353
      @blitzkrieg7353 4 года назад +128

      He said that he would sacrifice 2 or 3 legs to end with the pillar men problem
      He truly was a hero

    • @jaytheartman610
      @jaytheartman610 4 года назад +54

      and yet he never managed to skip leg day

    • @davinky7595
      @davinky7595 4 года назад +60

      part 1 and 2 characters: *loses 3 limbs and loses half of his head* tis but a scratch
      other parts: owe hole on me tummy wummy

    • @Mrsrandomwhat69
      @Mrsrandomwhat69 4 года назад +7

      F in the chat boys for his poor legs

    • @Mrsrandomwhat69
      @Mrsrandomwhat69 4 года назад +3

      F

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 4 года назад +9278

    Broke: Imagine if Caesar was in Part 3.
    Woke: Imagine if Stroheim was in Part 3.

    • @dominicmesser2425
      @dominicmesser2425 4 года назад +1745

      Stroheim with a stand would make any villain obsolete due to his sheer power.

    • @Mr.milestone
      @Mr.milestone 4 года назад +427

      He would be like 90 though

    • @dominicmesser2425
      @dominicmesser2425 4 года назад +1558

      @@Mr.milestone he's a Nazi cyborg, with his German science (the best in the world) he could probably find a way around aging.

    • @OsamaKhan-we7xi
      @OsamaKhan-we7xi 4 года назад +427

      Imagine if he is the main character of every Jojo bizarre adventure

    • @goldendoor7456
      @goldendoor7456 4 года назад +408

      @@Mr.milestone actually 83. He was 33 in Battle Tendency

  • @allmachtigervater8313
    @allmachtigervater8313 4 года назад +2789

    Hitler after he realized that he is a jojo reference

    • @DefinitelyNotEmma
      @DefinitelyNotEmma 3 года назад +202

      I still wish Stroheim had an appearance in Part 3 with a stand called "Rammstein"
      But once again Stalingrad ruined my hopes
      *sad german noises*

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 3 года назад +15

      @@DefinitelyNotEmma I really wish he survived and went to Argentina or something like that

    • @jamvously7170
      @jamvously7170 3 года назад +97

      @@DefinitelyNotEmma Well I mean, he got killed by a Soviet Stand User, which is kinda a badass way to go.

    • @diophobe4958
      @diophobe4958 3 года назад +17

      @@jamvously7170 so there was a stand user in the 1800's!?!?!?

    • @blazingtrs6348
      @blazingtrs6348 3 года назад +29

      @@diophobe4958 there have been stand users for thousands of years

  • @_b001
    @_b001 3 года назад +396

    I like how he pops out of nowhere and steals the moment is every episode he's present, awesome character.

  • @Borizz183
    @Borizz183 4 года назад +1640

    If you listen close enough you can hear Poland screaming in fear

  • @sirius6738
    @sirius6738 4 года назад +1760

    Did you know that technically, the nazi salute is a Jojo pose ?

    • @iaminyourwalls2211
      @iaminyourwalls2211 4 года назад +219

      Everything is a jojo reference. This is hopefully common knowledge by now

    • @ipoopthecar6506
      @ipoopthecar6506 4 года назад +133

      The very fact that the Universe exists is a JoJo reference

    • @extravirginoliveoil2
      @extravirginoliveoil2 4 года назад +124

      hitler is a jojo character

    • @samuelmoravcik3401
      @samuelmoravcik3401 4 года назад +78

      Being Nazi is Jojo reference

    • @diobrando1155
      @diobrando1155 4 года назад +9

      @@samuelmoravcik3401 hej nejsi náhodou čech

  • @spectolder8536
    @spectolder8536 4 года назад +8517

    The fans: C'mon, Stronheim aint that bad, he helped to save the world!
    Stronheim: **OFFSCREEN WAR CRIME INTENSIFIES**

    • @malum1424
      @malum1424 3 года назад +1255

      Araki does this alot where a character will have a totally different personality after their first encounter with the JoJo of the part
      Speedwagon: from London street rat robbing people to basically robin for Johnathon
      Stroheim: nazi to cyborg hero with balls of steel before they got blown off
      Polnareff: edgy revenge story to polnareff
      Rohan: licking spiders to koichis dad
      Buccaraitti: face licking mad man to mommy of the group
      I. S e n s e. A. P a t t e r n

    • @spectolder8536
      @spectolder8536 3 года назад +736

      Well, except nothing in Stronheim's behavior indicates that he stopped being a Nazi. Still the ultra-right "Deutschland Uber Alles" worldview, still the low regard for safety of the people around him, unless they matter. The fact that he realized the vampires to be the bigger threat and cooperated with a neutral power to ensure his country's safety didn't stop him from going to Stalingrad.

    • @AzumarillConGafasBv
      @AzumarillConGafasBv 3 года назад +104

      That's why he's the best :D

    • @mindblower8774
      @mindblower8774 3 года назад +117

      @@malum1424 hermis: a thief
      Gyro:executionar.
      Yashuo: tooru's ex (part 8 main villan)

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 3 года назад +131

      *Murder of Mexicans is not considered war crime, Spec Tolder confirms - more at Five*

  • @sillybilly2796
    @sillybilly2796 3 года назад +1412

    Strohiem is definitely one of the best written characters

    • @LORDSofCHAOS333
      @LORDSofCHAOS333 3 года назад +128

      He is so underatted considering that he helped jojo grandpa .
      To fight a freaking god on a volcano .
      Like damn

    • @dreadpiraterobertsnumba5
      @dreadpiraterobertsnumba5 2 года назад +74

      Definitely one of the best written nazis.

    • @shotaaizawa1206
      @shotaaizawa1206 2 года назад +61

      he geniunly is a fun character
      and surprisngly nice

    • @parkeryeager8622
      @parkeryeager8622 8 месяцев назад +6

      God damn right he is, he's a product of GERMAN TECHNOLOGY 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥

  • @Sempervxrens
    @Sempervxrens 4 года назад +567

    When your DNA Test says that you are 1% german:

    • @mirnaacosta6125
      @mirnaacosta6125 3 года назад +39

      Am 1 percent german
      100 PERCENT STROHEIM

    • @lightsabercollector3096
      @lightsabercollector3096 3 года назад +7

      that means youre 1% nazi

    • @eptah1054
      @eptah1054 3 года назад +2

      @@lightsabercollector3096 perhaps

    • @eptah1054
      @eptah1054 3 года назад +3

      @nightmare night he was complimenting u

    • @Linux_MissingNo
      @Linux_MissingNo 3 года назад +9

      @nightmare night yeah right grandpa, let get you back into Argentina, you aren’t supposed to be in Germany!

  • @stevepensando2593
    @stevepensando2593 4 года назад +5247

    Stroheim: Helps Joseph defeat the Pillar Man and is quite a reliable guy despite being a literal nazi
    His theme song: *M A N I S E V I L*

    • @duskthegamer4129
      @duskthegamer4129 4 года назад +228

      technically it translates to the human is evil

    • @phucphangiatoan4873
      @phucphangiatoan4873 4 года назад +116

      Human is evil
      -A cool Chinese dude back in the Spring and Autumn period-

    • @SixesSeven
      @SixesSeven 4 года назад +53

      schnitzel

    • @primalreversion7034
      @primalreversion7034 4 года назад +160

      I wouldn’t call him respectable. I’d call him a villain in any other story, but an ally by circumstance here.

    • @sakoz7650
      @sakoz7650 4 года назад +109

      @@primalreversion7034 He did kinda save the world from Tesla's Kars. Although he did die in the line of duty somehow and the Germans never won WWII

  • @kallekulmala1876
    @kallekulmala1876 4 года назад +701

    "Did you die?"
    Stroheim: "Sadly yes.... *BUT I LIVED*

  • @th3ra83
    @th3ra83 2 года назад +122

    Virgin Caesar
    -Have family Issues and Revenge Issue
    -Died by Divine Sandstorm while his body pretty much intact
    -Needs Hamon to be relevant
    Chad Stroheim
    -Literally helps and form a bond with Joseph despite their status formerly as enemy
    -Explode himself to fight Santana and still lives and become a literal one man army
    -What is Hamon? German Technology is the best

    • @xminus5561
      @xminus5561 5 месяцев назад +4

      Helps defeating a God in a Volcano.

  • @JorgeGarcia-gi8iq
    @JorgeGarcia-gi8iq 5 лет назад +487

    When the doctor says that you need a mechanical prostetic arm

    • @somerandommexican5681
      @somerandommexican5681 4 года назад +6

      And your I. Germany

    • @stolaslikestea6169
      @stolaslikestea6169 4 года назад +12

      And they send you to Germany.

    • @v.7726
      @v.7726 4 года назад +1

      @@stolaslikestea6169 if I was a German cyborg I would retake the Rheimstain base in Germany and form the Tecno-Germanic Empire and Nuke Italy and Allie with Japan

    • @buzzlightyear6960
      @buzzlightyear6960 4 года назад

      This might be relatable to someone

    • @phoenixwarden8647
      @phoenixwarden8647 4 года назад

      @@v.7726 but wasn’t Italy also an ally of Germany in World War 2? Also I’m pretty sure Germany is already allies with Japan

  • @virulentMachine
    @virulentMachine 5 лет назад +545

    what if you, wanted to become the ultimate lifeform, but germany said "DER MENSCH IST BÖSE"

    • @theheadacheking4869
      @theheadacheking4869 4 года назад +17

      well actually germany enabled Kars to become the ultimate lifeform, however unintentionally.

    • @oom-1828
      @oom-1828 4 года назад +2

      That’s when you send ZE DICKER MAX

    • @godza8107
      @godza8107 4 года назад +2

      Sad thing is in germany jojo isnt really popular

    • @nwlpoku0174
      @nwlpoku0174 4 года назад +1

      godza die zahl der nazis steigt in Deutschland immer höher

  • @dapperblueberries9779
    @dapperblueberries9779 4 года назад +4522

    The Virgin French science: Can’t even make good enough legs for walking. Note this was in the early 2000s.
    The Chad German engineering: Literally reincarnated a man as a cyborg after he blown himself up and made that man a literally walking weapon. Note this was during the 30s.

    • @nwlpoku0174
      @nwlpoku0174 4 года назад +418

      The German science is just much better than french science

    • @nwlpoku0174
      @nwlpoku0174 4 года назад +53

      Fleur YES of course

    • @awol6574
      @awol6574 4 года назад +49

      What french science is everybody talking about??

    • @alexanderkarvos6728
      @alexanderkarvos6728 4 года назад +112

      @@awol6574 Pollnareff's prosthetic legs

    • @nwlpoku0174
      @nwlpoku0174 4 года назад +24

      Arya Majumder science in franc is bad in all fields of science

  • @syouji185
    @syouji185 Год назад +418

    Fun fact: Stroheim from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure was super popular among the fans that they made Germany into a real country

    • @maxim-gross8203
      @maxim-gross8203 Год назад +34

      yeah thanks to jojo fans i can live as a german

    • @Aurora-bv1ys
      @Aurora-bv1ys Год назад +33

      They even recreated the Nazis

    • @Wandering_Weeb
      @Wandering_Weeb 8 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@Aurora-bv1ysbut it didn't turn out very well

    • @martinlacunza5250
      @martinlacunza5250 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Wandering_Weeb The rest of the world wasnt ready For jojo 😔

    • @Kukiso-em6ht
      @Kukiso-em6ht 8 месяцев назад +3

      It's true and I only get paid 50€ to play one of them

  • @predatorkingx4039
    @predatorkingx4039 4 года назад +3387

    German scientist: So you want cybernetic enhancements?
    Stroheim: Ja.
    German scientist: Okay. What enhancements fo you want?
    Stroheim: *Ja.*

    • @amgism
      @amgism 4 года назад +72

      DEUTSCH NATURWISSENCHAFT IST WUNDERCHÖN!!!

    • @jesshillary4891
      @jesshillary4891 4 года назад +16

      Lol "ja" means yed

    • @Rocco1506
      @Rocco1506 4 года назад +29

      Spanish laugh be like: Ja

    • @amgism
      @amgism 4 года назад +18

      @@Rocco1506 portuguese "already" be like: já

    • @homiecreeper197
      @homiecreeper197 4 года назад +4

      *JA*

  • @rudolvonstroheim7733
    @rudolvonstroheim7733 4 года назад +2964

    What I love the most is that David Productions actually had the lyrics in German

    • @majorscipio7222
      @majorscipio7222 3 года назад +315

      What is even more genius is that the lyrics quote Nietzsche when he talks about the 'Übermensch'.

    • @magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479
      @magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479 3 года назад +62

      @@mollyeee2384 very far off actually, eniugh ti understand but you can definetly tell, how they pronounce stuff lick ich as ish instead of ick is the most obvious tell

    • @kingdomofentertainment5513
      @kingdomofentertainment5513 3 года назад +49

      @@mollyeee2384 I'm German and I don't even understand a single Wort cause of the accent lol

    • @failure3653
      @failure3653 3 года назад +45

      This is what ppl cant understand...
      David Productions has nothing to do with OST, its all belonging to Taku Iwasaki the composer, the studio was just a union of staff

    • @sgt.mcmuffins6912
      @sgt.mcmuffins6912 3 года назад +16

      @@kingdomofentertainment5513 while listening to it in the anime, I couldn’t understand it while Stroheim was talking. When I listened to this just the soundtrack by its self that’s when I noticed that it was in German and it took me 5 listens to notice it

  • @bees8328
    @bees8328 4 года назад +4157

    other people: giornos theme is the best
    me, an intellectual:

    • @adam009ss5
      @adam009ss5 4 года назад +105

      DER MENSCH IST BOSE

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 4 года назад +78

      Pillar Men theme is the best

    • @amgism
      @amgism 4 года назад +101

      @@adam009ss5 BRRRRAAAKA MONOGA!

    • @adam009ss5
      @adam009ss5 4 года назад +51

      @@amgism WE HAVE A BEST GERMAN TECHNOLOGY

    • @dachu7505
      @dachu7505 4 года назад +17

      @@adam009ss5Achtung achtung! I see someone is watching in dubbed version

  • @aidanshea5942
    @aidanshea5942 3 года назад +445

    Disney now: "We fully condemn Fascism (Unless China is doing it)"
    Disney in the 1930s:

    • @fduranthesee
      @fduranthesee 3 года назад

      China is Commie, not Fash

    • @ennui9745
      @ennui9745 2 года назад +39

      The China part is quite accurate.

    • @JVCS-b6z
      @JVCS-b6z 2 года назад +25

      I mean, that one donald duck short that people shit so much on for showing donald as a nazi was actually an anti nazi propaganda, wich was shown at the end of the episode that everybody probably didn't see

    • @TovKafur
      @TovKafur Год назад

      Not every dictatorship is Fascist lol. Fascism is defined first and foremost by a modernist attempt to reshape society in image of long-past times, like Mussolini tried to reform the Roman Empire, Hitler taking inspiration from old Reichs and Germanic paganism, and so on. This is not what Chinese do at all. Please stop using Fascism as term for every regime you don't like, it ends with Putin calling Ukraine Nazi because... uhhh... everyone hates Nazis right?

    • @ennui9745
      @ennui9745 Год назад +22

      @@TovKafur I don't think that's what "first and foremost" defines fascism, and the CCP has gone from destroying China's traditional culture during the Cultural Revolution to presenting itself as the protector of Chinese culture today, and encourages Han chauvinism, so yes, China is fascist.

  • @mrmustang61j37
    @mrmustang61j37 4 года назад +3195

    The virgin smokey:
    Does nothing
    Not a quality Jobro
    Doesn’t like the Joestar secret technique
    The Chad Nazi:
    Assists in defeating the main villain
    Quality Jobro
    Follows the Joestar Secret technique

    • @lavander5473
      @lavander5473 4 года назад +306

      Actually your wrong about the “doesn’t like the Joestar secret technique”. While Joseph was fighting Straits, Smokey told him to keep running instead of fighting him. Plus, Smokey ran with Jojo. Thus, he actually doesn’t despise the technique.

    • @daffa7369
      @daffa7369 4 года назад +358

      Actually smokey is a Chad since he become Obama

    • @marwan4358
      @marwan4358 4 года назад +54

      @@daffa7369 True 😂

    • @LS9646
      @LS9646 3 года назад +192

      Fianly, after 15 year i finaly found it.
      Obama last name
      Obama Smokey

    • @agentwolfo101
      @agentwolfo101 3 года назад +32

      @@LS9646 technically it would be Obama Brown, but still funny non the less.

  • @CrownedLizard
    @CrownedLizard 4 года назад +283

    When the medic dominates the entire enemy team on tf2:

    • @theunforgivensoldier4137
      @theunforgivensoldier4137 4 года назад +10

      I can imagine the medic with his team behind him on upward just walking towards the last red which is a heavy and after finding said heavy medic becomes super buff and then lifts him up after shooting him to one health with the cross bow and then kicking him off the cliff in a cinematic way

    • @bayross3562
      @bayross3562 4 года назад +12

      THAT WAS NOT MEDECINE!

    • @icewalker1185
      @icewalker1185 4 года назад +9

      HAHAHA WHAT A BLOODBATH!!!

    • @shadowgamming3887
      @shadowgamming3887 4 года назад +6

      FFFFFFOOOOOLL!

    • @GamingwithRama
      @GamingwithRama 4 года назад +8

      FFFFFOOL, GERMAN MEDICS ARE THE FINEST IN ZA WARUDO

  • @ShinkinNoMakai
    @ShinkinNoMakai 5 лет назад +4311

    This all happened because a boy was rejected from art school

  • @MayKelvin0806
    @MayKelvin0806 3 года назад +133

    _“Sorry, I think you're not good for being a painter”_
    *That Austrian kid born in 1889 :*

    • @222Cooler
      @222Cooler 10 месяцев назад +6

      that was the year jonathan died lmao wtf.

    • @MecitGames
      @MecitGames 3 месяца назад +1

      At the same time. 101 years after the birth of Hitler, an painter born in the neighboring country of Switzerland and defending the Nazis is also born.

  • @Judgement_Kazzy
    @Judgement_Kazzy 5 лет назад +684

    1:33
    GERMAN BASS LINES ARE THE FINEST IN THE WORLD

  • @massimozanini8909
    @massimozanini8909 4 года назад +506

    Stand user: Rudol von Stroheim
    Stand name: GERMAN SCIENCE
    Stand ability: is the finest in the world

    • @keimura
      @keimura 4 года назад +14

      SEKAI ICHI!!!!

    • @jjmc4678
      @jjmc4678 4 года назад +4

      I remember I made a custom stand for him, I think it was called "heil Hitler dir" which if I remember was a Nazi Germany song to Hitler

    • @GhostxHours
      @GhostxHours 4 года назад +11

      [STAND NAME]: Rammstein
      [STAND USER]: Von Stroheim

    • @metatron6366
      @metatron6366 4 года назад +3

      Power: German Science
      Speed:German Science
      Presicion: German Science
      Potential: German Science
      Durability: what do you wait? SEKAI ICHI, is the finest science
      (German Science means in Taka Taka The World Finest technology)

  • @Wroxal
    @Wroxal 4 года назад +350

    When you realise Germany is a JoJo reference:

    • @LS9646
      @LS9646 3 года назад +11

      My life is a JoJO reference

    • @schrodinger6051
      @schrodinger6051 3 года назад +3

      @@LS9646 j a w o h l

    • @jup9618
      @jup9618 3 года назад +2

      everything is a jojo reference

  • @tashkent561
    @tashkent561 3 года назад +329

    The lyrics are quoting Nietzsche.
    _The lyrics are literally fucking quoting Nietzsche._

    • @yourveryownlocalmoron6874
      @yourveryownlocalmoron6874 2 месяца назад +2

      I'm reading Zarathustra rn and started genuinely tweaking when I read that part. I eard a guy say it before but I thought it's some asspull some idiot started spreading, but it's fucking real

  • @megathot3734
    @megathot3734 5 лет назад +1390

    I'm not kidding when I say that this literally helped me get an A in my German class

    • @memepower641
      @memepower641 4 года назад +104

      r/madlads

    • @emmtea108
      @emmtea108 4 года назад +57

      @@memepower641 subreddit linker on RUclips

    • @raizer1946
      @raizer1946 4 года назад +120

      Stronheim would be so proud of you

    • @lelegold4178
      @lelegold4178 4 года назад +7

      how
      the grammar is terrible

    • @schoolstablet100
      @schoolstablet100 4 года назад +40

      @@lelegold4178 the quotes are wrote by a literal german

  • @DanilaTheBeast
    @DanilaTheBeast 4 года назад +1622

    When your history teacher talking about German's experiments in XX
    Girls: that's scary
    Boys: wow...
    The german boy in class:

    • @Foxdidnothingwrong
      @Foxdidnothingwrong 4 года назад +218

      Jewish kid: why do I hear boss music

    • @dan-us6nk
      @dan-us6nk 4 года назад +16

      @@Foxdidnothingwrong nice

    • @sigynfoxy69
      @sigynfoxy69 4 года назад +59

      The history freak in class that can draw:
      my time...it has come

    • @christianandresschafer1269
      @christianandresschafer1269 4 года назад +48

      The kid of Poland : Gues I will die

    • @firstname8044
      @firstname8044 4 года назад +51

      The japanese kid from Hiroshima: **exist**
      The american kid:

  • @_MrMoney
    @_MrMoney 5 лет назад +774

    Battle Tendency in a nutshell: a british, and a German fight ancient Mexican Aztec Demi-Gods in Italy while all are speaking Japanese... oh yeah, and there's Caesar

  • @dannya1854
    @dannya1854 5 месяцев назад +46

    I love characters that are objectively evil but due to converging interests end up helping the protagonist.

  • @toofuntimefreddy896
    @toofuntimefreddy896 4 года назад +472

    When you watch a Volkswagen commercial.

    • @kingtero979
      @kingtero979 4 года назад +12

      Hitler directed the program that made the beetle like the car

    • @DefinitelyNotEmma
      @DefinitelyNotEmma 3 года назад +10

      @@kingtero979 that pretty much in the name "Volkswagen". Which means car for the people.
      As of the Käfer, the correct name in English is the VW Bug. The beetle is the modern variant.

    • @mlgredpanda7654
      @mlgredpanda7654 3 года назад +5

      German science is the best in the world!

    • @Jackpotm4n
      @Jackpotm4n 3 года назад

      LMAO

  • @jjbafan5727
    @jjbafan5727 5 лет назад +368

    When the quiet German kid comes to school with this song
    Quiet American kid: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle shall be legendary
    Everyone else: *HEAVY SWEATING*

  • @im_nottelling_my_name_8832
    @im_nottelling_my_name_8832 4 года назад +391

    Someone: (Insert JoBro name here) has the best theme song
    Strolheim's theme: YOU UTTER FOOL

  • @Arman-sr2gu
    @Arman-sr2gu 3 года назад +127

    Hits different for a german who is studying engineering.

  • @xxantosixx91
    @xxantosixx91 4 года назад +337

    Kars: I am a ultimate life form!
    Stroheim: BAKAMONO GA!!! I am a Übermensch!!!

  • @dhfiwxjf
    @dhfiwxjf 4 года назад +340

    Everybody Gangsta until the quiet kid brings his German grandpa to school

    • @DefinitelyNotEmma
      @DefinitelyNotEmma 3 года назад +23

      Who has a machinegun in his belly

    • @alexperales9993
      @alexperales9993 3 года назад +17

      It is a tummy gun to be exact.

    • @darkutopia609
      @darkutopia609 3 года назад +8

      who was part of the Speedwagon special division

    • @bukanmamabuciarati1630
      @bukanmamabuciarati1630 3 года назад +2

      And his granpa eyes is engine

    • @dhfiwxjf
      @dhfiwxjf 3 года назад

      @Kabir Made in Germany Machinegun Not 30 mil Machine gun

  • @thnkng
    @thnkng 4 года назад +1512

    Welcome to JoJo.
    The anime that has managed to get away with rooting for an actual Nazi, without anyone trying to cancel Araki over it.
    This is the power of Japan.

    • @hasnicktir5310
      @hasnicktir5310 4 года назад +107

      No its da power of araki

    • @r.a1301
      @r.a1301 4 года назад +157

      Japanese media > Hollywood or any other western media

    • @tabbyarts3670
      @tabbyarts3670 4 года назад +73

      YOU UTTER FOOL! JAPANESE WRITING IS THE FINEST WRITING IN THE WORLD

    • @God-ch8lq
      @God-ch8lq 4 года назад +77

      @@tabbyarts3670 this message was approved by rohan kishibe

    • @afallenhuman
      @afallenhuman 4 года назад +15

      Kono Power da!

  • @Grievous_Nix
    @Grievous_Nix 3 года назад +100

    Other anime side character themes: *some heroic "power of friendship" theme*
    Stroheim's theme: literally uses a huge metal sheet for percussion

  • @rishabhlalvani1809
    @rishabhlalvani1809 4 года назад +318

    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure battle tendency is the only show that makes you go "Thank god the Nazis are here"

    • @stardustboi5309
      @stardustboi5309 4 года назад +18

      Someone is going to Take that Out of context

    • @tophatbob7571
      @tophatbob7571 3 года назад +2

      Why are there no russians

    • @dowowowowowow7878
      @dowowowowowow7878 3 года назад +2

      @that bizarre JoJo fan part 8

    • @mossyrocks1096
      @mossyrocks1096 3 года назад +6

      Smokey and Speedwagon sitting on the sidelines like: y’know if the pillarmen weren’t here right now we’d be dead meat right now

  • @doubleoof7907
    @doubleoof7907 5 лет назад +344

    Imagin Stroheim with a Stand.
    It’d probably be a badass tank that can summon any conceivable weapon known to man.

    • @gamingmimigma4001
      @gamingmimigma4001 5 лет назад +11

      It would be called KZ

    • @doubleoof7907
      @doubleoof7907 5 лет назад +38

      Mason Adams Bad Company but the soldiers are full sized.

    • @doubleoof7907
      @doubleoof7907 5 лет назад +32

      Since lots of Stand names come from bands, it’d probably be Led Zeppelin.

    • @spidermaneatingsomefood1655
      @spidermaneatingsomefood1655 5 лет назад +17

      @@doubleoof7907 it would also make alot of sense since the germans used zeppelins in world war 1

    • @vermillion6159
      @vermillion6159 5 лет назад +22

      @@doubleoof7907 not just band names, but song names as well. I'd go with Panzerkampf (a Sabaton song)

  • @Jaimas
    @Jaimas 4 года назад +620

    This actually makes a hell of a lot of sense when you remember Stroheim's character.
    The quotes are mostly Nietzche, who insisted that if mankind was to survive, it would have to become stronger - a species of conquerers, if you will - hence, more evil. Stroheim with his becoming a Cyborg quite literally embodies taking that mindset to heart. Like he says, he's become the peak and pride of German science.

    • @marcosgonzalez4207
      @marcosgonzalez4207 2 года назад

      I think diferent
      Stroheim you can considerer a good people with his allies and apart people
      But his ideology wants to eliminate al morality to do everything to beat their enemies

    • @dfntly_not_rohan
      @dfntly_not_rohan 2 года назад +16

      Okay so technically speaking, Stroheim is the first being to achieve the status of Ultimate Lifeform

    • @DrTofu83
      @DrTofu83 2 года назад +45

      Also, in a way it's exactly what Stroheim did.
      He was evil. Well, despicable. Ten minutes after his first appearance goes around feeding people to the Pillar Men, threatening girls and, well, he's a fri**in Nazi.
      The literal embodiement of evil. Then he gets worse. By getting worse, he gets blown up in a zillion pieces.
      By becoming worse, he "gets better", that is return realizing that if the Pillar Men are left unchecked there would not be a human race anymore and helps Jojo.
      "The man is evil. By becoming even worse, he can get better"

  • @louisgantengsedunia4597
    @louisgantengsedunia4597 3 года назад +292

    Imagine if stroheim succesfully take over stalingrad

    • @hunterfox3734
      @hunterfox3734 3 года назад +42

      If in that reality diavolo died, it is canon

    • @TheUncivilizedNation
      @TheUncivilizedNation 3 года назад +8

      @@hunterfox3734 we won’t need Diavolo to suffer anymore with the power of D4C

    • @zforzorro8956
      @zforzorro8956 2 года назад +7

      Storheim as Fuhrer

    • @ernestorivas3764
      @ernestorivas3764 2 года назад +12

      Wolfenstein, but with stands

    • @ДокторЯдо
      @ДокторЯдо 2 года назад +5

      @@ernestorivas3764
      Stand user: B.J. Blazkowicz
      Stand name: [WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT]

  • @Gabsboy123
    @Gabsboy123 4 года назад +1368

    When you look up "JoJo Nazi" on RUclips and JoJo Rabbit comes up instead
    *Reality is often disappointing*

    • @josethethinket9819
      @josethethinket9819 4 года назад +51

      Correction:German Soldier

    • @bigeloo2668
      @bigeloo2668 4 года назад +73

      JoJo rabbit is a pretty good movie though

    • @mayor6366
      @mayor6366 4 года назад +36

      bigeloo Yeah, also Captain K is basically just Stroheim except without the cyborg part

    • @gamingtime468
      @gamingtime468 4 года назад +17

      And both Stroheim and Johannes took a grenade to the face and survived.

    • @obuIisk
      @obuIisk 4 года назад +2

      All together pretty good movie

  • @untendohd1377
    @untendohd1377 4 года назад +889

    Battle Tendency: *doesn‘t have a German Dub*
    JoJo Fans:
    Edit: I know that there is a German Dub nowadays

    • @mizukikatsuart
      @mizukikatsuart 4 года назад +50

      well it's actually sad, I really wanted to listen to Stroheim in German dub buuuuut :( ugh they could make it only for him at least lol xD

    • @agguwaggu
      @agguwaggu 4 года назад +20

      @@mizukikatsuart actually a dub is coming 2021 I think but dont set high hopes (and you can buy the manga in german soon too I think)

    • @LS9646
      @LS9646 3 года назад +24

      @@mizukikatsuart Im quite worried about the quality of the dun since Germany has strict rules against showing Nazi symbolis especially when portaying them in good light.
      Maybe we will Finaly have the true "Deutsche Wissenschaft ist die der Welt" or we will have some poor bastardisation of what we know him to be.

    • @mizukikatsuart
      @mizukikatsuart 3 года назад +16

      @@LS9646 it's sad because it's just an anime, but yeah we know the rules :( also they could censure everything "bad", like nazi symbols, but gooosh Stroheim is the best character and jobro here and if I remember correctly he didn't say anything "bad". It's sad that we don't have a chance to listen to him speaking his native language :/

    • @dracu9833
      @dracu9833 3 года назад +4

      let's keep it that way. german anime-dubs have a tendency of sucking ass. not to mention that they'd have to censor EVERYTHING nazi-related. like, look up what they did to the latest wolfenstein-game. it's...just an absolute bastardisation

  • @paulchan171
    @paulchan171 5 лет назад +1001

    School day*
    Cool Kid: I have a MP3
    Rich Kid: I have an MP4
    Silent German kid at the back: Let me introduce to you fools, my MP5...

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 5 лет назад +115

      his father: what are you doing with that MP5? use an MP44 instead!

    • @billetede2peso113
      @billetede2peso113 4 года назад +74

      History teacher with MG42: allow me to introduce you to D-day, kids

    • @16krez1
      @16krez1 4 года назад +8

      Mp4's aren't that expensive lol" (plz no r/woosh me)

    • @paulchan171
      @paulchan171 4 года назад +13

      @@16krez1 We don't "R" word here dude.

    • @nim4464
      @nim4464 4 года назад +2

      @@YataTheFifteenth indeed+

  • @SojuLast
    @SojuLast 2 года назад +163

    I would love to see a JoJo spinoff about Stroheim’s life and adventures

    • @Wandering_Star_Dust
      @Wandering_Star_Dust 2 года назад +65

      JoJo's War Crimes Adventures

    • @karaltar7914
      @karaltar7914 2 года назад +18

      Ah yes the adventures of ww1 and ww2

    • @H-H777
      @H-H777 Год назад +15

      I wanna see who was that beast that managed to kill stroheim in stalingrad

    • @fantchaisoda
      @fantchaisoda Год назад +4

      I wanna see him fighting in Poland!

    • @SojuLast
      @SojuLast Год назад +4

      @@H-H777 A Soviet Cyborg drunk on a couple liters of Vodka armed with Kalashnikovs and a 31.5 caliber main cannon of a Soviet T-34. Shielded from the harsh Russian winters and bullets by a thick barbarous bear cloak carved out of brown bear hide.

  • @CoconutNucifera
    @CoconutNucifera 5 лет назад +407

    "Man must become better and eviler."
    GeNtAlMeN, i'M gOiNg To SaY tHe N WoRd.

  • @patrickgheorghiescu3224
    @patrickgheorghiescu3224 5 лет назад +294

    When you rank first as Medic

    • @AntiCaesarReal
      @AntiCaesarReal 4 года назад +32

      That one TF2 comment in a JoJo comment section. What a sight

    • @rebeccabrowne5855
      @rebeccabrowne5855 4 года назад +8

      I smell jojo

    • @rebeccabrowne5855
      @rebeccabrowne5855 4 года назад +5

      Is nice

    • @icewalker1185
      @icewalker1185 4 года назад +10

      I AM THE ÜBERMENSCH !!!

    • @elementallord7767
      @elementallord7767 4 года назад +3

      Top play as Mercy, or top of the leaderboard as Medic deserve this theme
      The most beautiful thing is that I’ve done both.

  • @oinkleberry
    @oinkleberry 5 лет назад +2795

    Stroheim is probably my favorite fictional Nazi of all time. A true anti-hero, not some guy who is half-heartedly a hero, but a guy who has a legitimately evil ideology but still aids in saving the world nonetheless because he has wants and cares like any other human being. He isn't "NAZIS R BAD" guy. He's "Nazi's were people too" guy. Plus he's a cyborg with a fucking UV eye-laser LMAO.

    • @commando7238
      @commando7238 5 лет назад +311

      This is one of the rare occasions where you can make an SS officer who is doing some pretty screw up stuff a fan favorite

    • @Mestoyo
      @Mestoyo 5 лет назад +156

      And died in Stalingrad, killed by a soviet peasant with a PTRD

    • @brunodimaggio9946
      @brunodimaggio9946 5 лет назад +85

      @@Mestoyo No, He died because he didint charge his battery, and out of ammo, and Thr Heavy, but then they die.

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 5 лет назад +93

      @@Mestoyo "You are a true marksman Dimitri!" - Sgt. Viktor Reznov, Vendetta, Call of Duty: World at War.

    • @gamerito100
      @gamerito100 5 лет назад +54

      Yatagarasu 015 I wouldn't be surprised if the sniper on that mission was Stroheim, that guy had some insane accuracy xD

  • @footballnotsooccer600
    @footballnotsooccer600 3 года назад +75

    Jokes a side the most underrated jojo character his development was great and he was really entertaining to have around.

  • @cerebrumcausam8762
    @cerebrumcausam8762 5 лет назад +435

    This OST is more menacing than Dio

    • @nkvd7916
      @nkvd7916 5 лет назад +10

      *than

    • @Jinx-iw6zb
      @Jinx-iw6zb 5 лет назад +10

      It's badass but not menacing.

    • @nicholasleclerc1583
      @nicholasleclerc1583 4 года назад +6

      Nah, it makes you feel chills of excitment, not of dread, like smth _DIO's World_ does better because there's no elctronic stuff or cool-ass bass notes

    • @pseudostudios383
      @pseudostudios383 4 года назад +1

      @@nkvd7916 DIO BRAKAMONOGAAAAA

    • @v.7726
      @v.7726 4 года назад

      I would like to see STORHEIM being the villain

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 4 года назад +675

    Jonathan: Welcome to heaven Stroheim.
    Stroheim: Vait a minute, I vas a Nazi! Vhy am I in heaven?
    Jonathan: Because you helped my grandson save the world from the Pillar Men alongside Zeppeli's grandson.
    Stroheim: Danke, JoJo.

  • @tududu6681
    @tududu6681 4 года назад +496

    bully: * bullying *
    random kid: nooooo why u do this 😿😿
    the quiet german kid: *Der mensh ist böse.*

    • @doctorbeans9274
      @doctorbeans9274 4 года назад +17

      *Mensch

    • @waIdemar44
      @waIdemar44 4 года назад +19

      *pulls out a Luger from his bag with malicious intent*

    • @doctorbeans9274
      @doctorbeans9274 4 года назад +3

      yeah and?
      What r u gonna do with that tho lol
      Yes I know how you meant it

    • @homiecreeper197
      @homiecreeper197 4 года назад +5

      SEKAI ICHIIIII

    • @trollman-bx6jx
      @trollman-bx6jx 4 года назад +1

      I saw this comment on another video
      But with no lyrics on stroheim’s theme
      And that comment only got like, 3 likes

  • @Hexic920
    @Hexic920 3 года назад +229

    I'm still wondering how Germany managed too lose world war 2 with engineering like this.

    • @azvamethia9274
      @azvamethia9274 3 года назад +54

      The Power of Russian Vodka

    • @davector3743
      @davector3743 3 года назад +39

      Enemy stando

    • @budala3831
      @budala3831 3 года назад +13

      They couldn't realy make a full cyborg body, but their engineering was awesome.

    • @whatanuke5822
      @whatanuke5822 3 года назад +6

      A lot of alcolholic russians

    • @ВалентинТерентьев-п4р
      @ВалентинТерентьев-п4р 3 года назад +3

      Our engineering was better, by the way. Cheap to produce, yet effective designs. Engineering is not about overcomplication.

  • @LeoHernandez.117
    @LeoHernandez.117 5 лет назад +258

    GERMAN THEME'S ARE THE BEST OF THE WORLD

    • @Xakaion
      @Xakaion 4 года назад +1

      YOU UTTER FOOL!

    • @Edgardo-nz5fm
      @Edgardo-nz5fm 4 года назад

      U mean in ZA WARUDO lol

  • @marcosdrs4159
    @marcosdrs4159 5 лет назад +291

    When you spoil Stone ocean, steel ball run and jojolion on the internet

    • @commando7238
      @commando7238 5 лет назад +19

      When you spoil who the villain is going to be in part 8

    • @archduke2277
      @archduke2277 5 лет назад +41

      @@commando7238 The villain of part 8 is Joshu's haircut

    • @commando7238
      @commando7238 5 лет назад +8

      @@archduke2277 the greatest villain of them all no one can rival it

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 5 лет назад +15

      When you spoil Part 9 on the internet

    • @elderalencar4832
      @elderalencar4832 4 года назад +2

      When you spoil all the parts to yourself

  • @johnnysalery7383
    @johnnysalery7383 5 лет назад +79

    Never thought there'd be a day where a Nazi could be considered one of the most heroic and badass side characters in a story.

  • @MetalglassYT
    @MetalglassYT 2 месяца назад +13

    1:20 i hope this lyric doesn't get reinterpreted 5 years later

  • @Commander_Skullblade
    @Commander_Skullblade 5 лет назад +150

    Part 9: Our JoJo is somehow related to Stroheim, still a Joestar, and is in Italy.

    • @greggreg2458
      @greggreg2458 5 лет назад +4

      Really? A JoJo related to Stroheim? I'm watching Stardust Crusader and i'm loving JoJo so far.

    • @lian3766
      @lian3766 5 лет назад +13

      @@greggreg2458 sadly no

    • @hihigocat
      @hihigocat 5 лет назад +2

      Greg Greg part 9 doesnt even exist yet

    • @DaelinZeppiTheComputerGamer
      @DaelinZeppiTheComputerGamer 5 лет назад +8

      @@greggreg2458 Part 9 is a meme. The Manga only goes up to 8 and the anime to 5 (as of now).

    • @artifex2.080
      @artifex2.080 4 года назад

      Wasnt there an stroheim in part 7 or 8?

  • @chickngamer45
    @chickngamer45 3 года назад +260

    “Part 2 has the best music”
    Change my mind, *I dare you*

  • @siddharthranjan447
    @siddharthranjan447 3 года назад +672

    Pillar men theme : *rock and ethnic combined*
    Giorno theme : *a great vibe and meme*
    Stroheim theme : *cruel but hype*

    • @bukanmamabuciarati1630
      @bukanmamabuciarati1630 3 года назад +27

      Pillar man theme: like a fighting bollywood movie theme

    • @tvgaming2132
      @tvgaming2132 3 года назад +6

      Stroheim is i n d u s t r i a l b a s s

  • @humanfrommars882
    @humanfrommars882 2 года назад +37

    germany doesnt use alien technology, aliens use german technology

    • @craftihlow69
      @craftihlow69 2 года назад +5

      As a german i can tell you that there are no aliens.
      The aliens are just ultimate lifeform germans.

    • @humanfrommars882
      @humanfrommars882 Год назад

      @@craftihlow69 gonna send this to the fbi

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 5 лет назад +2402

    Jews: Why do I hear boss music?

  • @kio7320
    @kio7320 5 лет назад +75

    So the Nazis did help us kill the vampire.
    Hm, my teacher didn't teach us about that.

  • @83HondaPrelude
    @83HondaPrelude 5 лет назад +78

    When you bully the German kid after school and see his dad

    • @ipoopthecar6506
      @ipoopthecar6506 4 года назад +2

      The kid be like: YOU UTTER FOOL. GERMAN DAD'S ARE THE FINEST

  • @pikosapikos13
    @pikosapikos13 2 года назад +77

    Literally, the greatest and most reliable side protagonist there has ever existed in the entire Jojo arc. I never thought I would ever end up to look up proudly at a Nazi's questionable actions he may have done during his lifetime, lmao. At least, until comrade Stroheim changed , by assisting our hero, Joseph Joestar in eliminating three *literal Aztec gods.* He's the definition of PURE MENTAL WILL* personificated. An absolute war machine, an ideal WW2 soldier. Not even losing half his lower body managed to defeat him from fulfilling his purpose. He came back incredibly stronger as a cyborg, specially built and engineered to fight against the Pillar Men. He was a noble man, proud of his dedication, loyalty to his purpose and to the German Nation. He wasn't necessarily a good person and may believed in the aryan race but he still fought for the ENTIRE humanity and deep down, we know he'll be remembered for that amongst us fans. A geniusely written character. He was evil but lawful and put aside his differences with the people he should consider his enemies due to the WW2, in order to fight together for a bigger cause, mankind's survival. Utterly brilliant. He even felt devastated when he considered Joseph dead. Talk about character development. He had guts of steel. Both literally and figuratively. A LITERAL UNIT. "So lechre Ich..."
    50% machine, 50% human, 100% soldier, *100% German.*

    • @Kronosfobi
      @Kronosfobi Год назад +4

      More like 80% machine.
      When he returns back as a Cyborg, his arms, legs and lower torso is fully mechanized. Dont forget the machine gun in his stomach.
      After that, his left eye is shown to be mechanic as well.
      At the time he dies, which is the battle of Stalingrad, He has 4 weapons stripped to his back, meaning only human part he has left is probably his brain.

  • @redeyeczletsplay3235
    @redeyeczletsplay3235 4 года назад +216

    ending of Battle Tendency as a joke: English martial artist, German cyborg and a Mayan god of fitness walks into a bar and they speak Japanese

  • @lunawenko9324
    @lunawenko9324 4 года назад +49

    when your theme is more evil than the villains
    chacha real smooth

  • @dy4914
    @dy4914 5 лет назад +106

    anime gave people excuses to learn Japanese
    now here come jojo and make everyone learn german

    • @deathtrooper7760
      @deathtrooper7760 5 лет назад +3

      but hey on the upside when you all learn german we had a reason less to infiltrate you andinvade you and conquer you and ... to make it short it would save us a huge part of work and make it easy

    • @Zero6630
      @Zero6630 4 года назад +2

      Viel Glück .

    • @adwait613
      @adwait613 4 года назад

      German Sounds So Sick I Wanna Learn it now after Hearing this Ost😅😂

    • @lou6481
      @lou6481 4 года назад

      Kiko no sadly not

  • @w.d.gaster1142
    @w.d.gaster1142 8 месяцев назад +15

    This is The industrial rock we all wanted 🔥🗣☝️