“Stroheim, we’re losing the war. With you on our side, the battle could be turned with ease.” “Yeah but I wanna fight vampires with a British kid and an Italian”
his legs were absolutely destroyed by a fall from the hight of a kilometer at best, and when dio's head fell from a compareble height it wasn't visibly damaged, but Stroheim would win is if he had military backup which he likely would.
Stroheim's metal body was made in the span of a month, so it was probably not super hard for the n@zis to make him, so it's safe to assume they made more cyborgs on the same power level. So how tf did they manage to lose WW2 with MULTIPLE Stroheims on their side in the jjba cannon?
I wish we could hear from the men that served under Stroheim during WW2. His adventures with Joseph undoubtedly changed him so much, both physically and ideologically.
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"Oh thank God, the Nazis are here." - JJBA Battle Tendency watcher
It’s true. And really hard to explain to non Jojo watchers: the nazis are helping the monk trained Italian and Britain kill ancient Aztec vampire gods
@@lenardstarks5891 Yes, i would say it can be quite *bizarre* to explain
@@KoteDarasuum *Ba-dump tss*
I honestly did not expect to see you on a JoJo video. How are you everywhere, that's impossible, unless... YOU'RE AN ENEMY STAND USER!!
@@judge_dreddpool7593 Shit, I've been found out!
“Stroheim, we’re losing the war. With you on our side, the battle could be turned with ease.”
“Yeah but I wanna fight vampires with a British kid and an Italian”
Gets killed in Stalingrad
Stroheim: A German soldier in Italy who speaks Japanese. He has all the might of the Axis powers combined.
He was fighting vampires with a British kid and an Italian in 1939, before the war
What happens when you mix Nazis with Duke Nukem?
You get STROHEIM
I'm here to pluck Pillar Men like chickens and chew bubble gum, and I have plenty of gum thanks to German science!
@@buprevengeance6573 Pillar men gum
It's bleeding, and losing teeth
@@JAG05 Not too sure I'd lump Guile in with Nazis.
@@JAG05 Guile is Polnareff. Or American Polnareff.
Imagine getting drafted to WWIII and you hear this shit on the battlefield
Good that I'm german
@@randomperson1955 indeed brotha
@@randomperson1955as pole with german roots i aprrove, brother
When you find out that you are 0.0000000000000001% German:
*BRRRRRAKA MONO GA!*
*DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI!*
@CodyChef i see that even after a year, more cultured people still show up
Stand name: German Science
Stand user: Rudolf von Stroheim
Nah German science is superior to all stands
you did a great job there i thought it was poorly looped but wow
DOITSU NO EDITING IS SEKAI ICHI
when you beat up god but die to some russian with a sniper rifle
"Haha! You are a true marksman Dimitri!"
Anti-material rifle*
The PTRS which is used to take down light-medium tanks
The Fake Barry Bonz it actually says he died by a Russian, but he was a stand user apparently. Stroheim must have been so confused as he died
@@talothechinchilla or recoilless rifle
@@goblinman90 dude died confused and in a unfair way :(
That ending to beginning transition...
Now THAT is Sekai Ichi!
its all fun and games till you die in the battle of stalin grad
Apparently it was confirmed that it in fact was a Russian stand user who killed my favorite good person cyborg nazi
@@lenardstarks5891 [sad nazi noises] MASSSSSSAAAAAAKAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
@Le-Grande source: trust me, bro
I got a lightsaber
@@lenardstarks5891 Nope, that was from Jorge Joestar, which has no correlation with JJBA's actual timeline.
When you sitting at your Iranian outpost in wwIII and you hear this in the distance
Hello Dio-sama
Nazis sind episch. Ich bin nicht einmal Deutscher.
WTF are You doing here? You don't appear in that part
as an iranian i laughed
@@numbertaker2563 Ne die Nazis waren scheiße, außer Stroheim
That's one big ass hand
breathes in ZA HANDO
Kira has entered the chat
Perfectly engineered by his GERMAN family.
Damn nice hands.
But them big hands you know what they mean? 😳😳😳
100 speedwagon special forces liked this
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Now it's 4 pillar men
Currently 5 pillar men
@@pixiljuiceitme2711 *7
@@kapcioszek2137 "This is getting out of hand! Now there are 7 of them!"
Vergessen Sie nicht die Deutschen
Perfect music for training
for every per cent that you're german the effectiveness doubles
as pole with german roots i approve, best for training its fucking training in glory
Anime Stroheim could fucking _destroy_ Dio, Stand and all, assuming that German science can prevent aging
his legs were absolutely destroyed by a fall from the hight of a kilometer at best, and when dio's head fell from a compareble height it wasn't visibly damaged, but Stroheim would win is if he had military backup which he likely would.
Teacher : If you want to say something, please rise your hand first!
My friend : (*rises hand in nazi style*)
Entire class :
*Braka monoga!*
*DOITSU NO KAGAKU SEKAI ICHI!!!*
*_Der Mensch ist böse_*
YOU UTTER FOOL!
@@WilliamSutton1987 GERmAN TEcHnIlOgY IS Bess as BEsT In ZA WARUDO
Bleeeep*
Stroheim’s hidden stand appears*
This filled the streets of france during the blitzkrieg of the germans in WWII
Keicho: Bad Company
Stroheim: *WORSE COMPANY*(localized name: GERMAN COMPANY)
Man this guy needs to return in Stone Ocean [If he was alive of course]
Awaiting his return to be glorious in the SBR anime
Anything other than what happened to him in the Manga
@@Signedcentaur True, but that was only Fritz Von Stroheim
*h m m*
he literally died. and it was the all-knowing narrator that said it.
Hearts of Iron 4 official soundtrack
Stroheim's metal body was made in the span of a month, so it was probably not super hard for the n@zis to make him, so it's safe to assume they made more cyborgs on the same power level.
So how tf did they manage to lose WW2 with MULTIPLE Stroheims on their side in the jjba cannon?
THNK YOU I NEEDED THIS
the 9 dislikes is wammu, kars, ACDC, santana, and other pillar men :/
@@Dougulas322 yep.
Every Dislike is just Kars's Alt Accounts.
This guy: *breaks arm with how he bends it*
listen to this while playing call of duty World at war
When your playing Azur Lane and a Ironblood fleet walks in. Wait that was me in MVP
Love "the cooler Stroheim" in the backgroudn XD
Send help my Porshe became Panzer tank
I wish we could hear from the men that served under Stroheim during WW2. His adventures with Joseph undoubtedly changed him so much, both physically and ideologically.
No one ever:
Part 2 whatcher : thank god the natzies are here
You just stealed a comment
Rudolf Stronheim
Or better
rJUdolf strOJnheim
Clearly a jo bro. Funny enough you can really read it that way if you want and it still sounds like him.
Only Kira disliked this video!
Now kira and kars
And diavolo and dio
And Funny Valentine and Pucci.
And Stalin.
Wait lol he's dead.
@@gamingtime468 did you just not get your own joke
The last thing poland heard during ww2
Anime iron man
American stroheim
I think Batle tandancy is best seson in jjba
SIEG!
Stroheim:😎
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Clicked off Cecilia Immergreen VOD to listen to this
0:25 is it just me or do i hear the undertale knife attack sound
You
woof woof the soviet doggos are here to take you down stroheim
No thicc doggos in soviet russia
Woof woof, the grammar nazis are here to teach you how to write like someone with an IQ above -54213.
jekyll you see one of the funny things here are that he typed it that way to make it look like it was written by a dog who can type
Who disliking this tho
The pillar man race
Desutche Qualität
*strohiem: To german to die*
Irgendein Deutscher hier?
I came here to laugh at you.
12 year olds posting ,SEkAI ICHI ACK ACK SEKAI ICHI FUNNY JOJO REFERENCE EEEE edit i’m sorry german man i take it back
Ich stimme zu, dumme Kinder verstehen nicht, wie groß die Deutschen sind. Ich bin übrigens kein Deutscher.
Ich bin auch kein Deutscher. Kann aber Perfect deutsch anscheinend.
IM SORRY AHHHHHHH