When you realize Joseph turns 100 this year. Edit: That moment when Joseph would be one hundred years old today...happy birthday ya sh*t stained geezer! May you live forever!
Stroheim: Vhy vould you do that Joseph? Joseph: You heard Speedwagon say he's invincible now hurry! Stroheim: Right! I'm coming Jojo! *Rudol Von Stroheim has left the game* Kars: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! *TheUltimate_Lifeform69 has left the game*
When you realize that Joseph's volcano eruption is a bigger version of the soda trick he used against the cops Another thing i realized is that the aja mask looks like king crimson
Just in case you don’t know Josuke is made up of 2 kanji (Japanese symbols) jo and suke. However the specific kanji used for the suke in josuke’s name can also be read as jo. Thus jojo (:
ironically power escalation has been going up pretty crazy in jojo because of stands it fluctuates over very specific situational stands and stupidly overpowered stands
I love how it doesn't sound creepy, disturbing or even evil. It's just powerful. Pure, unstoppable power. To me it even sounds like the song is having trouble to even hold that power, with those wobbly dubstep sounds. It sounds like disaster like an earthquake or a tsunami, but covering the entire world. Like something that you just can't stop or run away from I've seen people say that this track doesn't fit Kars at all, but I think it does a fantastic job at that
(beeg spoilers) In part 6, when Jotaro's face is split, the cut goes down his hair and hat, showing flesh inside. His hat isn't a hat and his hair isn't hair, it's flesh.
@@bumblebeelebird7345scientifically speaking, he will. Whatever you throw to outer space starts am elliptical trajectory until it comes back to earth. Thats why we dont send nuclear waste to space and also why same comets go by earth every now and then. Ut just takes a long time for that trajectory to complete, it could take thousands of years. But i dont think kars really cares about hie long it would take
King crimson, instead of time, manipulates fate or the future if you're adamant about it manipulating time. Regardless of what you name it, it plays out the same : Diavolo activates king crimson's epitaph allowing him to see the next 10 seconds with perfect accuracy, everyone was fated to move a certain way and they do. Diavolo, however can ignore his fate for those 10 seconds and move freely in an intangible state meaning he can't attack himself or take damage in "erased time". Once the 10 seconds run out however, he can instantly attack but he can only be in one place. He can trick people unaware of his ability by taunting them just before skipping time so they attack then but the attack will just faze through him and hit whatever's on the other side due to its inertia, be it another person or an object. How do you think a mind is supposed to react if its destiny is completely changed? It gets severely disoriented. In essence, king crimson is the original D4C, it can create a space were its own misfortune is negated and it can heal or essentially create a new user that has the same memories and motivation as the previous one. About some theoretical matchups: The world inserts actual time in a timeline, adding extra fate where diaVolo has no control over since no actual time oasses, that is to day there are no fated events in between a fraction of an instant. Essentially king crimson gets donuted. Against killer queen, in direct combat diavolo can be as reckless as he wants because he can negate the first bomb detonating or prevent him getting touched. If kira uses bites the dust on him, the first time he will blow up and time will rewind, the second time, king crimson will protect him from exploding meaning only kira gets sent back in time while the rest of the world just continues the timeline loop free while kira and whoever the bomb was planted on (it's not clear whether the host has to be a stand user or not since we only saw it on Hayato and the Paramedic lady who, as far a s we know weren't stand users) are stuck in the 1 hour loop, unfortunately he is unaware of what happens in each rewind, besides what he can glean from the people around him, he might therefore never figure it out and have trapped himself. King crimson against king crimson is a stalemate but eventually boils down to which diavolo uses it the least, making it a very hardboiled and stamina driven battle. If diavolo uses king crimson while time reaches a singularity point caused by made in heaven, he can temporarily avoid being compressed to the point from which the big bang sprung. Thus however is only in 10 second intervals and relies on diavolo's stamina, that is if earth wasn't destroyed already or he simply dies of old age which once again depends on his stamina. Her his future sight is severely shitrend because of course that time frame is accelerated. Made in heaven could sneak up on him like that already, preventing his personality and possibly his stand from returning in the new universe. D4C can get blitzed by king crimson while it positions itself just when it emerges with a new valentine. He would die yo the menger amalgamation though since it's a constant effect unless it happens within 10 seconds where he becomes intangible while the other diavolo is consumed, thereby removing the danger. Against love train he can't do anything really since it is a reaction effect that doesn't rely on fate but on instant reflection, making diavolo's attacks useless, he might be able to phaze through the screen and kill valentine inside it though.
I love the irony of how Kars is defeated, because he was beaten on a technicality That's exactly the kind of victories Joseph was so good at making happen
@@Bukret-k6o every character in jojo has plot armor even antagonists. Jonathan survived the fire in mansion, Dio survived fight with vampire in episode 2, Kars was lucky that Wamuu faced Caesar, Jotaro had infinite plot armor during whole part 3. Every character has it in some ways but that doesn't make them neither makes story bad. If you hate Joseph no problem but be objective in your critique. Haters ain't no better than fanboys
@@RustemKonan No not every jojo and main antagonists lmao. Lmao Jonathan didnt have plot armor part1 dio had. He did survive because he jumped with his last strenght. Yes Dio surviving is plot armor. Kars would have defeated ceasar. No lol Jotaro hadnt any plot armor at all lol.Lmao i am saying facts he is bad written and he does have strongest plot armor in jojo even araki admitted that lol. Lmao you are only one who is fanboy here joseph fanboy cry about him having plot armor lol.Joseph isnt even Josuke level in strenght and he needed to die in battle with straizo lol.
@@Bukret-k6o Yeah-yeah, no plot armor for Jonathan and Jotaro at all of course, lmao. Ur lmao felt from ur mouse pick it up lmao. Do you know that if you put "lmao" at the end of ur sentence it won't make it true lmao lmao lmao. Even by Wamuu's words it's luck that he who could counter Caesar's sunlight deflection faced him but not Kars but of course our Joseph hater knows better lmao. "Jonathan jumped with his last strength" and that is not plot armor lmao? Lmao lmao lmao. Jotaro didn't have plot armor lmao, whole arc 3 is joke it seems lmao, Polanreff saving his as when Dio was ready to chop his head off says hello lmao lmao lmao. "Even Araki said that" any proves lmao? Lmao lmao lmao
When araki finally ends jojo and writes "based on a true story" and you realise the story was about araki himself as a writer and the ideas he had that he wanted to share with the world, as well as his journey through life which helped inspire those ideas and how certain concepts were perceived by him, which then got all applied to said story under the pretences of said story in order to share them.
Vampire theme: orcestral music. Pillarmen theme: aztec dubstep. Ultimate lifeform: just dubstep. Wait did i just discover how to become the ultimate being?
Step 1: put red rock in mask Step 2: stand in front of a bright light Step 3: there is no step 3 you are now the ultimate life form have fun Step 4: get launched into space by a volcano
This song is perfect, not just in terms of being legitimately *good,* but also because of the _context_ of when it plays. The year is 1939. In spite of this, it is, from beginning to end, almost entirely composed of *_Dubsteb._* That makes it completely sell the fact that the Ultimate Lifeform is _far_ beyond everyone else in the current setting.
@@carlosrod100 False, he JUST did then some smart-ass Englishman just yeeted him out of Earth with the help of a volcanic hamon eruption in some island with a volcano
My dumbass thought you were referring to morality lol. How you matured as a person and looking back in your life and realize there are many point of views.
As Kars slowly rose out from the spikes, the stone mask crumbling as the red stone hits the dirt, Joseph, Stroheim, Speedwagon, Smokey, and the germans heard him utter 6 words that shook them to the core. *"I know who shot Johnny Joestar."*
When you realize that: *Jesus' name in Hebrew was Yeshua, which translates to Joshua. And Jewish last names at the time were often the names of one of the parents, with a sort of 'prefix' Ben/Bat to show which of the parents' name was used, and sometimes the place of Birth is added at the and as well. All of this makes Joshua BenJoseph of Nazareth, which makes Jesus a JoJo* Edit: well, that escalated quickly....
YES! FINALLY SOMEONE REALIZES! Narancia is invincible but only died because his soul was transported the Giorno's non-invincible body by Silver Chariot Requiem
Let's put aside all the jokes and say honestly that we watched it with goosebumps all over our bodies and were shocked that Kars was able to achieve his goal
Step
Lmao
Somebody once told me
Step
DUBSTEP
I read this as soon as it went step
Rohan when he writes "immortal" on himself
... adding that to the part four plot hole pile
He could've put "Ultimate Lifeform" on DIO, then Mista would have in-laws.
he would write brain and not disgusting in oku and josuke
@@gangrenousgandalf2102 dio already being the ultimate life form in novel
@@alvitorasendrya1371
Which novel?
*Polnareff after successfully going to the toilet without encountering an enemy stand user:*
U L T R A D U M P
Impossible.....
AHAHDHFHFHHF
this is litraly polnareff in the piture
@@mr.mlaststandsite813 its kars
Okuyasu when Rohan writes "Smart" on him
Oh god, imagine how okayusu would use the hand
Ultimate life form Okuyasu and his Stand The Hand ACT 69 Requiem Over Heaven
@@vanguardRailgun924 nah, tge hand requiem make him smart
SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKED IS KIRA IF OKUYASU ACTUALLY WAS SMART
@@snackboxone364 lmao
Okuyasu will just use the move he called teleportation and erased Kira's hand and head
Araki realizing he can create a whole new power system 3 parts into his story and nobody can stop him
best decision ever
Technically diavolo is eternally surviving
And it got boring after half of part 5
@@vp1011 Along with a whole new universe
@@ruben0222 and a lot more complicated things too.
When you predict what Joseph is going to say:
That... didn't pan out very well for Esidisi.
@@splitjawjanitor5369 yea he got killed by a beanie
Your next line will be:
OH MY GOD!!!
Luis Renato Ortiz Zavala OH MY GOD- NANI
@@gyutarogaming917 bet.
Every stand user in a 100 mile radius when Polnareff is alone for 5 seconds
Xdxd
in a bathroom, most especific
This is a test
@@mr.0511 Wouldn't you agree,
Robowiko
Jean piarre polneriff?
Joseph after calculating Lisa Lisa's age 50 years ago when she was a baby
*_Ascend_*
@@amonkey4707 Joe's Kay He Gah She Caught A
Joseph then realising she's also his mother
50-50=0
Very niceuu.
I mean she could range from 0 to 2 so she could be either 50, 51 or 52
I love how all of the other villains themes are dark and mysterious, while Kars just has cinematic dubstep.
Something more contemplative is needed to underscore the real power of the perfect creature he has become.
Kira 🗿
Dawg ain’t tryna hide.
He’s *THE ULTIMATE GODDAMN LIFEFORM.* Why shouldn’t you show off?
He no longer needs to hide in the shadows
@@BobbinRobbin777
*Point to be noted*
When you realize Joseph turns 100 this year.
Edit: That moment when Joseph would be one hundred years old today...happy birthday ya sh*t stained geezer! May you live forever!
When you realize there’s a pandemic:
and that old people are at risk against the pandemic:
@@dexieleighyan2625 I have a feeling Joseph's already got some experience with social distancing, just ask Josuke's mom.
But still has only lived for a 1000th of Kars' lifetime
I share my birthday with Joseph 27/09/XX (I'm British and don't want to reveal my real age)
When someone deflects the emerald splash
*gasps in hierophant green*
*no one can just deflect the emerald splash*
LERO LERO LERO stops
Wassup comment thief
srry but u cant
Teacher: There are three states of matter: Solid, Liquid, and Gas
The kid who knows about plasma:
Some guy: There are only 3 pillar men: Wamuu, Esidesi, and Kars.
The guy who remembers Santana:
Aqueous
@Mr BadAccent kid who knows that is not a state of matter, it's a whole set:
That was me
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1800: in the future there will be flying cars
1939: FLYING KARS
yes
People in the 1800s: What do you mean flying cars? Whats a car?
JOKE OF THE CENTURY
@@lama99654 well, first vehicles were invented in 1670s but only started developing globally in the second half of 19th century
This is genius man hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahah xD
When the blind kid says, "Ah yes, I see."
Ah yes, I see
Sound like a Toph (from avatar) jokes
kakyoin?
Uhh
Ah yes
Joseph Joestar : Don't worry guys
Joseph Joestar : I have a plan
*Joseph Joestar has left the game*
Kars Was banned for hacking
@@williamwidman711
Banned you mean
Stroheim: Vhy vould you do that Joseph?
Joseph: You heard Speedwagon say he's invincible now hurry!
Stroheim: Right! I'm coming Jojo!
*Rudol Von Stroheim has left the game*
Kars: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME!
*TheUltimate_Lifeform69 has left the game*
Sleɘpy I’m the 1k like
I have a plane
Writer: The sky is blue
Literature and philosophy teachers:
I see what u did there
Jojo part 4: Yellow, take it or leave it
Hi steve im your subscriber
MY BRAIN CELLS CANNOT HANDLE THIS, MY BRAIN WILL EXPLODE.
I don't get it.
When you realize that Joseph's volcano eruption is a bigger version of the soda trick he used against the cops
Another thing i realized is that the aja mask looks like king crimson
Oh my god
holy sheet
Holy-
Hits the blunt
HOLY FUCK
When someone escapes the Thunder Cross split attack
Nani Baka owo
When someone deflects the Emerald Splash
*HINJAKU HINJAKU!*
YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL!
He protec but he also attac
Apple: *drops*
Isaac Newton:
*9.81* *ms-2*
*Kars laughing after falling into the ravine
Bass: *drops*
Everybody:
Underrated
Lol
Friend: Dude your zippers are open haha.
Me: Why would you look there?
Me: THAT IS THE DISTINCT TASTE OF A LIAR, GIORNO GIOVANNA!
STICKY FINGAAAASSS
ZIPPER MAN!
Z A S T I C K Y H A N D O S F I N G A S S S
@@tong6644 LMAO
You, when you realize that Kars is the only surviving villain in JoJo
So true 🙃😭
Santana
@@crmson3875 he meant main villains
I mean, Diavolo is *technically* still alive
@@alfalldoot6715 kind of
When u finish JoJo, and you understand all the references.
Breathing
Golden Ratio Fingernails
Jhonny : *Standing*
IT HAS NO WEAKNESSES
polnareff & johnny: *standing*
If you replace the W’s in “when where and what” with T’s, you get the answer to every question.
:O you deserve my like
Random comment is random.
...
When you realize that when and then and where and there rhyme but not what and that
Hen here hat?
Kars was so ultimate, he brought back music from the future to celebrate his ascension.
+Montesama314 For reference Part II takes place in 1938, Dubstep as a genre came about around 1990.
DiosBabilonia you're welcome.
+DiosBabilonia Lmao roast
+Montesama314 Best comment
Gotta love the 1930's ancient aztec dubstep.
Me after finding the "Jo" in "Higashikata":
the ultimate lifeform
Just in case you don’t know
Josuke is made up of 2 kanji (Japanese symbols) jo and suke. However the specific kanji used for the suke in josuke’s name can also be read as jo. Thus jojo (:
@@maycontainmustard6976 fr? I thought the Jo in Higashikata was the g
@@turrarusgzg It's called onyomi. Japanese loves to do it, they're all over the place. Especially in names
@@diegoxavier9107 That's also why Kakyoin is called Noriaki instead of Tenmei (The name Araki intended)
When we finally discover how many loafs of bread William Zeppelin has eaten in his lifetime:
since he looks somewhere in his 20, its probably around *17800*
@@rhymiGD but bread doesn't have that much sugar
@@saltysand na but human saliva has enzymes in it that converts gluten into sugar
Meh... He is gluten free
@@randomperson1955 he's 50 years old
Joseph when he realize lungs are vital for non-hamon users too
Lmao
Lol
Lungs are vital for every Life-users
@@justsomedinosaur9440 not quite. There are other ways to absorb oxygen.
@@Raihan_Badat Fish use gills and some bugs absorb it straight through their skin.
(1987) Hirohiko Araki having an epiphany on how to start JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Colored
alright we're gonna start this series with a completely unrelated blood sacrifice
@Adhi Wicaksono calling it now he'll have 36 balls at the end, one for each kars on mars
Araki coming up with the concept of stands to avoid power escalation
ironically power escalation has been going up pretty crazy in jojo because of stands
it fluctuates over very specific situational stands and stupidly overpowered stands
I love how it doesn't sound creepy, disturbing or even evil. It's just powerful. Pure, unstoppable power. To me it even sounds like the song is having trouble to even hold that power, with those wobbly dubstep sounds. It sounds like disaster like an earthquake or a tsunami, but covering the entire world. Like something that you just can't stop or run away from
I've seen people say that this track doesn't fit Kars at all, but I think it does a fantastic job at that
"something you can't run away from"
Joseph would disagree
It literally sounds like an unstoppable final boss
But with dubstep
it's not supposed to fit kars, it's supposed to fit the ultimate lifeform
@@funnyguythe285th Kars becomes the ultimate lifeform anyway.
When you realize that if you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, you still have one lasagna
Oh boy, this reminds me of 9/11 (dark joke)
You add, subtract, multiply, divide anything to infinity, you still have infinity.
Oh fuck out of all the comments this one actually got me
@@agulol6492 cusred commetn 😳
@Low xang yen See what happens when you try to divide it by zero. Zero is the only exception.
Araki’s brain while making jojo
What if araki forgot to put the phrase "True story"
Cuz u know he forgets
And never gets old
@@muhammadavdol9108 Araki can't get old because he is a Hamon user
@@captaincool9636 or a pillarman
@@bepeplia5086 or a vampire
@@Neotrinax or the ultimate life form
When you understand how Jotaro's Hat Works
Its just torn on the back, and its the same colour as his hair so it just looks like its merging with it
@@smellyclementineshorrifyin5973 He's too dangerous to be left alive
smelly clementines, horrifying times can u explain the part 4 one tho
(beeg spoilers) In part 6, when Jotaro's face is split, the cut goes down his hair and hat, showing flesh inside. His hat isn't a hat and his hair isn't hair, it's flesh.
The Comment Alien Yeah this is big brain time
When you realize that DIO has been in that coffin longer than kars has been in space.
Yeah but Dio got out. Kars will never come back... *hopefully*
@@bumblebeelebird7345 'you thought there was gonna be a new villain, BUT IT WAS I,KARS'
@@bumblebeelebird7345There is a possibility that Kars escaped from space after Part 6
@@bumblebeelebird7345scientifically speaking, he will. Whatever you throw to outer space starts am elliptical trajectory until it comes back to earth. Thats why we dont send nuclear waste to space and also why same comets go by earth every now and then. Ut just takes a long time for that trajectory to complete, it could take thousands of years. But i dont think kars really cares about hie long it would take
@@Bestedits_0 Me watching that scene after I've played kerbal space program:
“I know how King Crimson works.”
King crimson, instead of time, manipulates fate or the future if you're adamant about it manipulating time.
Regardless of what you name it, it plays out the same : Diavolo activates king crimson's epitaph allowing him to see the next 10 seconds with perfect accuracy, everyone was fated to move a certain way and they do. Diavolo, however can ignore his fate for those 10 seconds and move freely in an intangible state meaning he can't attack himself or take damage in "erased time".
Once the 10 seconds run out however, he can instantly attack but he can only be in one place. He can trick people unaware of his ability by taunting them just before skipping time so they attack then but the attack will just faze through him and hit whatever's on the other side due to its inertia, be it another person or an object.
How do you think a mind is supposed to react if its destiny is completely changed? It gets severely disoriented.
In essence, king crimson is the original D4C, it can create a space were its own misfortune is negated and it can heal or essentially create a new user that has the same memories and motivation as the previous one.
About some theoretical matchups: The world inserts actual time in a timeline, adding extra fate where diaVolo has no control over since no actual time oasses, that is to day there are no fated events in between a fraction of an instant. Essentially king crimson gets donuted.
Against killer queen, in direct combat diavolo can be as reckless as he wants because he can negate the first bomb detonating or prevent him getting touched. If kira uses bites the dust on him, the first time he will blow up and time will rewind, the second time, king crimson will protect him from exploding meaning only kira gets sent back in time while the rest of the world just continues the timeline loop free while kira and whoever the bomb was planted on (it's not clear whether the host has to be a stand user or not since we only saw it on Hayato and the Paramedic lady who, as far a s we know weren't stand users) are stuck in the 1 hour loop, unfortunately he is unaware of what happens in each rewind, besides what he can glean from the people around him, he might therefore never figure it out and have trapped himself.
King crimson against king crimson is a stalemate but eventually boils down to which diavolo uses it the least, making it a very hardboiled and stamina driven battle.
If diavolo uses king crimson while time reaches a singularity point caused by made in heaven, he can temporarily avoid being compressed to the point from which the big bang sprung. Thus however is only in 10 second intervals and relies on diavolo's stamina, that is if earth wasn't destroyed already or he simply dies of old age which once again depends on his stamina. Her his future sight is severely shitrend because of course that time frame is accelerated. Made in heaven could sneak up on him like that already, preventing his personality and possibly his stand from returning in the new universe.
D4C can get blitzed by king crimson while it positions itself just when it emerges with a new valentine. He would die yo the menger amalgamation though since it's a constant effect unless it happens within 10 seconds where he becomes intangible while the other diavolo is consumed, thereby removing the danger. Against love train he can't do anything really since it is a reaction effect that doesn't rely on fate but on instant reflection, making diavolo's attacks useless, he might be able to phaze through the screen and kill valentine inside it though.
@@ricardolouage1662 taht sum long speec chu got dher anywei tis mast bi work of en enimy sten!.
I know how D4C works
@@hunk-909 D4C ultimate ...
Did it happen in Jorge Joestar ? I don't remember...
King crimson ability is that he can see 10 seconds in the future and erase 10 seconds into the future
The guy who play animal crossing without subtitles
The guy who has speedwagon pfp
He is a God
@@zagoat9384 yes
SPEEEEEEDWAGONNNN
if the japanese version maybe , but the normal version is just impossible
I like how most of Battle Tendency’s music starts off normal, then goes straight to dubstep requiem
*_AYAYAY_*
True, stil they are fantastic
Dubstep act 420 requiem over heaven
What’s the difference between pillar men and vampires? Well you see
D U B S T E P
stepdub
Me at 4th grade attaining the knowledge of negative numbers while others still believe 0 to be the smallest number:
Me in grade 1 knowing abt infinity as the largest number:
@@RajeshSingh-sb7hgme in kindergarten knowing infinity technically isn’t a number:
me before kindergarten not knowing shit:
That just destroyed the point of the memes we made
me before kindergarten:
WHOEVER DECIDED THAT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA FOR PART TWOS ENTIRE SOUNDTRACK TO BE DUBSTEP NEEDS A RAISE
R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-RAIS?
@@Al_musawi14 B-BUT YOU HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO WAGER-
that man : *casually becomes the boss of Jojo and puts dubstep everywhere*
Maybe part 6 should have dubstep
@@Thaisistercunny part 6 dubstep would be awesome
1800s: There will be flying cars in the future
1939: *Well shit*
Nice joke
People in 1800s: What the fuck is that car thing JosJosGaming YT keeps talking about. And what the fuck is exactly a flying car then?
Battle tendency villian is called “Kars” (sounds like “cars”). And he flies
Damn
You deserve a big pp
@@aldia8268 when you realize the moon landing happened in 1969 *Nice*
When you finally figure out what Obama's last name is
Arthur it’s care
Look up “Obama full name”
It’s II
Listen kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is-
Well what is it
Obama Obama
Problem solved
I love the irony of how Kars is defeated, because he was beaten on a technicality
That's exactly the kind of victories Joseph was so good at making happen
Yeah. What I truly love about Joseph is that he wins not by a brutefprce he almost always loses in it but by intelligence and strategy.
Lol he was just having plot armor as well always joseph was never good at anything
@@Bukret-k6o every character in jojo has plot armor even antagonists. Jonathan survived the fire in mansion, Dio survived fight with vampire in episode 2, Kars was lucky that Wamuu faced Caesar, Jotaro had infinite plot armor during whole part 3. Every character has it in some ways but that doesn't make them neither makes story bad. If you hate Joseph no problem but be objective in your critique. Haters ain't no better than fanboys
@@RustemKonan No not every jojo and main antagonists lmao. Lmao Jonathan didnt have plot armor part1 dio had. He did survive because he jumped with his last strenght. Yes Dio surviving is plot armor. Kars would have defeated ceasar. No lol Jotaro hadnt any plot armor at all lol.Lmao i am saying facts he is bad written and he does have strongest plot armor in jojo even araki admitted that lol. Lmao you are only one who is fanboy here joseph fanboy cry about him having plot armor lol.Joseph isnt even Josuke level in strenght and he needed to die in battle with straizo lol.
@@Bukret-k6o
Yeah-yeah, no plot armor for Jonathan and Jotaro at all of course, lmao. Ur lmao felt from ur mouse pick it up lmao. Do you know that if you put "lmao" at the end of ur sentence it won't make it true lmao lmao lmao. Even by Wamuu's words it's luck that he who could counter Caesar's sunlight deflection faced him but not Kars but of course our Joseph hater knows better lmao. "Jonathan jumped with his last strength" and that is not plot armor lmao? Lmao lmao lmao. Jotaro didn't have plot armor lmao, whole arc 3 is joke it seems lmao, Polanreff saving his as when Dio was ready to chop his head off says hello lmao lmao lmao. "Even Araki said that" any proves lmao? Lmao lmao lmao
When you figure out redstone mechanics in Minecraft
The redstone of Aja
[succ ZA DUSTO] it took me 2 weeks to understand your comment
Peeks through keyhole:
69 likes
Nice
The REDSTONE OF AJA
When you can make potions without looking up the recipes online
When you lose rock paper scissors against your reflection.
Hol up
Hanged man?
Me: Nani!?
Reflection: I have evolved far past you, you wretched fool!
Wait wha-
Wait a minute
When you’re playing uno and you draw a Blue Eyes White Dragon
Nani!
Fnaflover Fazbears Omae wa mou shindeiru
Wait... That is ilegal
But then you play a Mewtwo
But your opponent has a block card and 7 4+ cards
When you realize the picture of Kars is slowly moving backwards during the entire video.
Oh my goooddd
.......you truly are the ultimate life form
bros got the ultimate iq
HOLY SHIIIIIIT
Bro has the ultimate eyesight
When your friend says "I hate JoJo", but you realize hating on JoJo is a JoJo reference
DIOOOOOO
@Mairead O'Connor AKA Mo *extra sharp inale*
DIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh my fucking god
holy shit it's Dio
every other villain theme: dark, menacing, scary
Kars: *oh yeah rave time*
AYAYAYAY....
To be fair, the ultimate life form only deserves the ultimate theme.
Oh yeah *raven* time
Part 2 has the best OST. Dubstep and trap are perfect for the Pillar Men- so impossibly tough and hard that it's kind of funny
Al Squeezy dubstep is my favorite genre from the late 1930’s
3rd graders when they found out that there are numbers before zero.
Forester Master actually 1st graders bc we knew numbers before zero in 2nd grade
@@strewbeerry tru
@@strewbeerry r/whoosh
Dio Brando This isn’t a whoosh moment. He understands the joke, but just correcting a minor flaw
@@bullymaguire431 yeah, stupid
When araki finally ends jojo and writes "based on a true story" and you realise the story was about araki himself as a writer and the ideas he had that he wanted to share with the world, as well as his journey through life which helped inspire those ideas and how certain concepts were perceived by him, which then got all applied to said story under the pretences of said story in order to share them.
Bro described everything in fiction
Bro is an English teacher
Vampire theme: orcestral music.
Pillarmen theme: aztec dubstep.
Ultimate lifeform: just dubstep.
Wait did i just discover how to become the ultimate being?
Step 1: put red rock in mask
Step 2: stand in front of a bright light
Step 3: there is no step 3 you are now the ultimate life form have fun
Step 4: get launched into space by a volcano
porque no los dos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ultimate lifeform: terraria boss music
You upon realising this:
Step 3: Kill luigi
When ur crush says she loves you too and your alarm clock don't start beeping
I don't get it damm
@@nacolol7168 He means that you aren't dreaming about it.
Noah Bonaparte but realise you live alone
ULTIMATE LIFE FORM
Everyone deserves to feel this. Let’s get after it, kings.
[Insert Speedwagon losing his shit here]
BZDsentai Dear God...
BZDsentai GOD!!
BZDsentai EVEN SPEEDWAGUN IS AFRAIDD!!!!1!!!!1! you're welcome
You damn right I'm losing my shit
Even Speedwagon is afraid.
Literally the best villain theme ever. You hear this and are hype but also terrified
Not really,we have other themes such as
Made in heavens theme
Did i saw you in Devil Never Cry???
"Mistakes make you stronger"
The man who controlled Mr. Joestar's horses on a rainy day:
no he was weak af because he caused the entire story to even begin.
@@chou464 r/wooooosh
@@eric5239 ey dumbass what i said was part of the joke
@@chou464 oh right, I see what you mean now. XD sorry
Correction, Mr. Joestur.
KARS IS EVOLVING, AND PRESSING B DOES NOTHING!!!
Pressing b=USELESS
KONO DIO DA
+TheLeadPool Quick! Fire the Everstone Bombs!
...What do you MEAN, we don't have Everstone Bombs?! Do you know who we're dealing with?!
+SliverEmperor Don't worry, I got enough bomb to set this bastard back in time !
DAISAN NO BAKUDAN ! BITE ZA DUSTO !!!
***** don't forget about armored-man-that-can-survive-to-a-fucking-volcano
When you figure out that every book is a remix of the dictionary.
Jabberwocky appears
*this music plays*
@H M bigbrain IQ
@@iggiplazer4815 infinity brain IQ
When you figure out that everything in this world are just remixes of the element chart.
@@hasanbassari7364 oh shid thats deep
The whole jojo universe after rohan accidentally writes “smart” on okuyasu
Okuyasu gets the stand
ZA ARMS
How the fuck do you “accidentally” write something
Me: "Giorno your dad gay"
Giorno: "Which one?"
Me:
*there is another*
he had 3 dads and none of them toke care of him (he also had 2 moms)
*No, Really Which One?*
Mama bruno
MonetizedYaY u?
They guy who invented the uno reverse card must've been like:
The Japanese hightschooller when he realize he can stop time
I just made it 669
The pink haired crusader when he realised Dio’s ability
@@kierancc9095 im pretty sure his hair color is reddish-pink
Lol this me when the guy next to me has uno and I'm holding a draw four and I know the color they have
Okuyasu when he realized that he can just be alive again after dying
How???
Breaking News: Man literally too stupid to die
@@bronzenillo5170 In part 4 he said he saw his brother asking where he wanted to be, Okuyasu said Morioh instead of Heaven then he went back to life
@@jellymatsuryuka6853 ah yes, okuyasu basicaly hespawned in morioh kk
@@jellymatsuryuka6853 my man literally said "not yet"
Me after realizing king crimson has the colors of Italy:
Shit ur right
and kakyoin's chest has the shape of japan's flag
@@snake_eater1963 that's absolutely crazy💀
@@snake_eater1963nah💀
@@snake_eater1963 more like bangladesh then
When you realize josuke’s dad is older than his granddad and that his nephew is older than him and that his ancencestor’s son is younger than him
Nice
@Totally Not The Bossu HEY ARE YOU THE GUY THAT KILLED MY SON'S WHITE-HAIRED FRIEND?
@Totally Not The Bossu oh ok sorry to bother.
@Totally Not The Bossu
i would rather consider it to be more of a bizarre family
@Totally Not The Bossu wait a minute.......PHILLIP IS THAT YOU?
When you, a fool, don't fall for the Thunder Cross Split Attack
U FELL 4 IT U FOOL! ZA WARUDO!!1!!! TIME STOP!!1!! *Laughs in meme* U fell for it. THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!!!!
@@ArtistThatNeverW4s Please consider deleting system 32 off of your computer, please
@@ArtistThatNeverW4s OI JOSUKE I USED ZA HANDO TO ERASE THIS GUYS DEAD MEMES WITH MORE DEAD MEMES AINT THAT WACKY
Zakoji rero
Rero
Rero
Rero
The doctor said that the cancer ive contracted from reading these replies is terminal
When you step on a Lego and it doesn't hurt
The ultimate lifeform has been officially achieved
He’s immortal, unkillable, unmatched!
@@appealingpie9996 FUJIMI FUROSHI SUTANDO PAWA
When you 2:25 on a Lego and it doesn't hurt
You next line is
*THE POWER OF ALL LIVING BEING IS MINE*
When you realize Nanasui is Diavolo, and the entire Stone Ocean was just one of his deaths.
Woke
Anasui is just Diavolo's reskin
wait. isn’t diavolo older then 30? and jolyne is…. never mind.
@@wallmuncher708 if theres a hole, theres a goal and diavolo is gonna score
Bro just changed skins
"Hey your dad's gay"
Giorno: Which one?
*Avalon theme intensifies*
Both ha gotcha bi-
@@Who-ru6hj E
@@Who-ru6hj E . . rip that person that said that
Kayagorzan hahaha
@@Who-ru6hj There is another.
Rohan when he writes *"Knows the name of the killer."* on a random citizen.
Rohan can use heaven's door on himself
@@ahhjeue2996 no he cant lol
@@saltysand check Reddit
ahhjeue louvre isn’t canon
@@thatoneguywiththeextremely8182 oh fuck
I don't think this year can't get any worse.
_[weird, muscular-looking rock falls to Earth]_
IT WAS ME
Kars But didn't you stop thinking?
A Random Doge I was thinking about stopping thinking
Kars Okay then
SHIIIIIIZA
he's immortal! unkillable! unmatched!
Even Speedwagon is afraid!
When you're the only JoJo villian that hasn't killed a dog
...
In fact, Kars cut a car in half to stop it from running over a dog.
@「 Glitch Goat 」 yes.
Diavolo was killed by a dog in the infinite loop
@「 Glitch Goat 」 you don't have to.
Minecraft zombie when it spawns with a helmet
He's Immortal!
Unkillable!
Unmatched!
*AVAMOANS*
God himself couldn’t stop him
he has becomed the ultimate life form
Zombie: “IVE CONQUERED THE SUN AND YOU STILL THINK THE POWER OF HAMON IS BEYOND ME??!”
When you realize that Joseph outsmarted a lifeform with 400 IQ:
He won by sheer luck.
@@adamnouiguer3430 debunked. He had hermit purple
@@adamnouiguer3430 HE still out lucked the ultimate lifeform meaning his luck transcends mere mortals
@@adamnouiguer3430 and because a cyborg nazi aided him multiple times
@@igotktfobyafoot-stomper3979 oh pls atleast its not time manipulating ability and still lose half of the crew against a mortal being..
This song is perfect, not just in terms of being legitimately *good,* but also because of the _context_ of when it plays.
The year is 1939. In spite of this, it is, from beginning to end, almost entirely composed of *_Dubsteb._* That makes it completely sell the fact that the Ultimate Lifeform is _far_ beyond everyone else in the current setting.
8 year olds when they sleep in the car and awake in their beds
I CAN REMEMBER EXACTLY THIS SITUATION
No, this is too powerfull to be a stand ability!
stolen from reddit
Aymané Azrou same 😂
No that should be the King Crimson theme
Vampires Hate Him!
Learn how a 100,000 year old immortal became the ultimate lifeform in 1 month
kac022796 *hamon users
Month my ass, the man was defeated and sealed in stone before he could do it
@@carlosrod100 False, he JUST did then some smart-ass Englishman just yeeted him out of Earth with the help of a volcanic hamon eruption in some island with a volcano
@@cykakyasu8828 and plot armor
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR???
Kars ascended so hard, he invented dubstep.
no, he invendted karstep! dubstep is just our human failure of imitation
Kars ascended so hard that he froze and after a while, he stopped thinking
Kars ascended so hard he went to space.
Eventually, his ascension made him stop thinking.
during his ascension he saw all of the future and he then invented his own future
That went from "Dark Souls Moonlight Butterfly" back to "Aztec Dubstep" very quickly.
"All Joestars shall die young"
Joseph:
All Joestars die young ...except for like 95% of them
@@prep9854 *in the part they appear in
Also, didn't the universes split?
Yes.
Jotaro:
And probably josuke and giorno:
Kids when they find out their mom isn’t called mom:
i'd like, but it's at 420
Like Ian Hecox
@@zDaanz. it's at 699
i don't get it, explain please
@@zDaanz. i don't get it, explain please
When you find out that in the past everything wasn't black and white:
Where's your proof?
⚫⚪⬛⬜◼️◻️◾◽▪️▫️🔳🔲
Facts
Hm colored ww2 footage (i get the joke sorry if i ruined it)
My dumbass thought you were referring to morality lol. How you matured as a person and looking back in your life and realize there are many point of views.
That feeling when you achieve the goal you long for. You have finally conquered it. So Beautiful!
Stroheim right after shooting Kars with UV-Rays: *Warum höre ich Boss Musik?*
Scheeeeeeeeisse
@@Itsprincesweets it's "Scheiße"
DEUTSCHE GRAMMATIK IST DIE BESTE AUF DER WELT!
Why do I understand this?
Nico Plancarte wrong
When you can understand a foreign language you ve never spoken before
As Kars slowly rose out from the spikes, the stone mask crumbling as the red stone hits the dirt, Joseph, Stroheim, Speedwagon, Smokey, and the germans heard him utter 6 words that shook them to the core.
*"I know who shot Johnny Joestar."*
?
Ivanzuelo123 - Roblox y más peasant
@@Kcpvvy15 bruh leave me alone
@@ivonnesaysmiau Just some Part 7 stuff
@@boredplayer7425 I know part 7 but why did kars said that
Men: Sono Chi no Sadame
Soldiers: Propaganda
Gods: Awaken
*PERFECT BEINGS:* _this_
Hotel: Trivago.
Ok, this is deader than Santana.
@@gadgetmcfly9640 Santana is actually just kept alive, but imprisoned.
Speedwagon: Afraid
Joseph: OH NOOOOO
Jotaro: *yare yare daze*
They told me i could become anything, so i become everything.
When you realise you're actually the only JoJo villain to save a dog:
And u meet a jojo villan that kills a dog.
and so, araki decides not to kill you and spares your life.
@@someguy-hc8gi In a very cruel fashion, still.
Pucci, tooru, akira Otoishi, Diavolo, Funny Valentine
@@user-pz4ix2vc3d
You just had to ruin the joke didn't you
When you realize that:
*Jesus' name in Hebrew was Yeshua, which translates to Joshua. And Jewish last names at the time were often the names of one of the parents, with a sort of 'prefix' Ben/Bat to show which of the parents' name was used, and sometimes the place of Birth is added at the and as well. All of this makes Joshua BenJoseph of Nazareth, which makes Jesus a JoJo*
Edit: well, that escalated quickly....
̶b̶i̶g̶ ̶b̶r̶a̶i̶n̶
̶ t̶i̶m̶e̶
ultimate brain time
This wisdom is what the peak of evolution has gave us humans
Okay ButWhyThough this is a lot of unnecessary effort
@@CreatorsHubCreates That's JoJo in a nutshell
I was an atheist before reading your comment.
Everyone: *saddened by Abbacchio's death
Mista realizing that Abbacchio only died because he ate the fourth cake:
Top 10 teories that explain everything
Number 1:
@@aa2748 I know that this comment is a joke but its because of the fate of the rolling stone
@@infamoussoapconsumer3870 The fate decided that he'll eat the fourth cake and die
5th comment saved this comment from the dangers of 4
@@phillipklatecki4164 omg ur right thx u!!! 11!!1!
When araki hits 100 and he still looks like he's in his 20s
He is Ultimate Life Form
HAMON!
basically dio.
Hes a hamon and a vampire!
When this mf Araki turns 70 and he still looks the same imma start thinking he's a vampire or this mf mastered hamon
When Joseph lives until the end of the universe
The best part is that he literally does
He literally did
Doesn't he arguably *survive* the end of the universe?
He got hamon and some vampire blood from dio so he can live much longer
I think rohan just wrote immortal on that guy after writing on himself that he can travel through time
Me: *tells a joke*
My girlfriend: *laughs*
The boy under her bed: *laughs too*
Me:
OH NO!
Threesome
@CrissRori more like a crying experience
@CrissRori *TRIGGERED*
@CrackedPods which
"Mistakes make you stronger"
Narancia after failing every test:
🅱️OXEN
Fat boy sub stand
YES! FINALLY SOMEONE REALIZES!
Narancia is invincible but only died because his soul was transported the Giorno's non-invincible body by Silver Chariot Requiem
Made In Star Aerosmith:The World : Prime Requiem Over Heaven
act 4* you forgot that
Let's put aside all the jokes and say honestly that we watched it with goosebumps all over our bodies and were shocked that Kars was able to achieve his goal
Dio: dark music
Kira: calm music
Diavolo: horror music
Kars: "yo doods turn up the Skrillex!"
lol
Part 2 has the most dubstep
Best ost
I mean it fits his character
kalm
When you realize that your future self is spying on you through your memories
NANI!?
Jokes on him I'll ruin his life
Goddamnit Me
*Diavolo likes*
Not even try it 😎👊 i got alzheimer
My parents finally understanding why an online game can't be paused
Imao
bro that'll never happen
unless youre jotaro
Fool... My parents have long surpassed that point
They are Gamer/weebs, they also understand why you don't watch Anime on your widescreen TV
Oh they know, they just don't care
0:45 sounds like a theme a terraria boss would have
When you realize that Kars survived in lava which means he's immune to the digging straight down rule
Not immune, he just created materials around his body to protect his skin
@@Therworldtube He equiped his Netherite Armor
@@Therworldtube That is why he is immune dumbass
Underrated comment
@@kikaioshin6700 bro that acually makes sense
Its crazy how humans named an entire medium of transportation after Kars.
Kars does not sound like cars , cars sound like Kars.
@@lorddarkrai5753 real
@@lorddarkrai5753 No I would disagree, Kars sounds like Cars more than Cars sounds like Kars.
Even weirder that they named the one transport that doesn’t either fly or go to space after him
and 3 movies
When your dad's trying to beat you and you catch the belt
What about when your dad is about to beat you but then your grandpa comes in the room and beats him?
Kore ga...ultra instinct...da
Totally Not The Bossu then your ancestor that’s half rotting eats all of them
Stolen from another vid
@@Khan-us8gn ok which video