When you realize that Joseph's volcano eruption is a bigger version of the soda trick he used against the cops Another thing i realized is that the aja mask looks like king crimson
Stroheim: Vhy vould you do that Joseph? Joseph: You heard Speedwagon say he's invincible now hurry! Stroheim: Right! I'm coming Jojo! *Rudol Von Stroheim has left the game* Kars: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! *TheUltimate_Lifeform69 has left the game*
Just in case you don’t know Josuke is made up of 2 kanji (Japanese symbols) jo and suke. However the specific kanji used for the suke in josuke’s name can also be read as jo. Thus jojo (:
@@Lifelsfullofsurprises I mean he is technically the president of Italy since it's been said that Passione controls all things that go in and out of the country
I love how it doesn't sound creepy, disturbing or even evil. It's just powerful. Pure, unstoppable power. To me it even sounds like the song is having trouble to even hold that power, with those wobbly dubstep sounds. It sounds like disaster like an earthquake or a tsunami, but covering the entire world. Like something that you just can't stop or run away from I've seen people say that this track doesn't fit Kars at all, but I think it does a fantastic job at that
@@bumblebeelebird7345scientifically speaking, he will. Whatever you throw to outer space starts am elliptical trajectory until it comes back to earth. Thats why we dont send nuclear waste to space and also why same comets go by earth every now and then. Ut just takes a long time for that trajectory to complete, it could take thousands of years. But i dont think kars really cares about hie long it would take
(beeg spoilers) In part 6, when Jotaro's face is split, the cut goes down his hair and hat, showing flesh inside. His hat isn't a hat and his hair isn't hair, it's flesh.
I love the irony of how Kars is defeated, because he was beaten on a technicality That's exactly the kind of victories Joseph was so good at making happen
Vampire theme: orcestral music. Pillarmen theme: aztec dubstep. Ultimate lifeform: just dubstep. Wait did i just discover how to become the ultimate being?
Step 1: put red rock in mask Step 2: stand in front of a bright light Step 3: there is no step 3 you are now the ultimate life form have fun Step 4: get launched into space by a volcano
@@everybodylovesme1476 haha69.420 nice nice funny reddit kek moment fornut bad minicrft gud peter chungus reeeves 1000 wholesome mincraft emoji bad red sus Edit: Thanx for teh gold kind stranger
In many other animes, when the villain reaches immortality he simply dies after that with the excuse of losing his power or friendship power... But to think that kars was lost in space is freakish
When you realize that: *Jesus' name in Hebrew was Yeshua, which translates to Joshua. And Jewish last names at the time were often the names of one of the parents, with a sort of 'prefix' Ben/Bat to show which of the parents' name was used, and sometimes the place of Birth is added at the and as well. All of this makes Joshua BenJoseph of Nazareth, which makes Jesus a JoJo* Edit: well, that escalated quickly....
When araki finally ends jojo and writes "based on a true story" and you realise the story was about araki himself as a writer and the ideas he had that he wanted to share with the world, as well as his journey through life which helped inspire those ideas and how certain concepts were perceived by him, which then got all applied to said story under the pretences of said story in order to share them.
@@dagadar1 well at least we are not as bad as americans but there are adults that think that 80% of americans are from our nationality and think that burning dollars and destroying iphones will make US bow to us make dollar 5000 times less valuable (that is what happens when you have really bad inflation) and saying that europeans are getting jealous from us because we built roads (yeah that is something) even though those roads are built by foreign companies and with materials that are imported to our country. There are still worse things but it is 2 am here and I think I said enough things for now.
Let's put aside all the jokes and say honestly that we watched it with goosebumps all over our bodies and were shocked that Kars was able to achieve his goal
Not only that,but until he became braindead he kept thinking that dude planned everything while in reality it was just stupid luck and got trolled to death
This song is perfect, not just in terms of being legitimately *good,* but also because of the _context_ of when it plays. The year is 1939. In spite of this, it is, from beginning to end, almost entirely composed of *_Dubsteb._* That makes it completely sell the fact that the Ultimate Lifeform is _far_ beyond everyone else in the current setting.
@@lickablelorax2604 they aint aztec or mexican tho,bcuz the three remaining pillar men were in rome,so they cant be mexican gods or even aztec because they were in rome
King crimson, instead of time, manipulates fate or the future if you're adamant about it manipulating time. Regardless of what you name it, it plays out the same : Diavolo activates king crimson's epitaph allowing him to see the next 10 seconds with perfect accuracy, everyone was fated to move a certain way and they do. Diavolo, however can ignore his fate for those 10 seconds and move freely in an intangible state meaning he can't attack himself or take damage in "erased time". Once the 10 seconds run out however, he can instantly attack but he can only be in one place. He can trick people unaware of his ability by taunting them just before skipping time so they attack then but the attack will just faze through him and hit whatever's on the other side due to its inertia, be it another person or an object. How do you think a mind is supposed to react if its destiny is completely changed? It gets severely disoriented. In essence, king crimson is the original D4C, it can create a space were its own misfortune is negated and it can heal or essentially create a new user that has the same memories and motivation as the previous one. About some theoretical matchups: The world inserts actual time in a timeline, adding extra fate where diaVolo has no control over since no actual time oasses, that is to day there are no fated events in between a fraction of an instant. Essentially king crimson gets donuted. Against killer queen, in direct combat diavolo can be as reckless as he wants because he can negate the first bomb detonating or prevent him getting touched. If kira uses bites the dust on him, the first time he will blow up and time will rewind, the second time, king crimson will protect him from exploding meaning only kira gets sent back in time while the rest of the world just continues the timeline loop free while kira and whoever the bomb was planted on (it's not clear whether the host has to be a stand user or not since we only saw it on Hayato and the Paramedic lady who, as far a s we know weren't stand users) are stuck in the 1 hour loop, unfortunately he is unaware of what happens in each rewind, besides what he can glean from the people around him, he might therefore never figure it out and have trapped himself. King crimson against king crimson is a stalemate but eventually boils down to which diavolo uses it the least, making it a very hardboiled and stamina driven battle. If diavolo uses king crimson while time reaches a singularity point caused by made in heaven, he can temporarily avoid being compressed to the point from which the big bang sprung. Thus however is only in 10 second intervals and relies on diavolo's stamina, that is if earth wasn't destroyed already or he simply dies of old age which once again depends on his stamina. Her his future sight is severely shitrend because of course that time frame is accelerated. Made in heaven could sneak up on him like that already, preventing his personality and possibly his stand from returning in the new universe. D4C can get blitzed by king crimson while it positions itself just when it emerges with a new valentine. He would die yo the menger amalgamation though since it's a constant effect unless it happens within 10 seconds where he becomes intangible while the other diavolo is consumed, thereby removing the danger. Against love train he can't do anything really since it is a reaction effect that doesn't rely on fate but on instant reflection, making diavolo's attacks useless, he might be able to phaze through the screen and kill valentine inside it though.
![[Epic 2] MAP01: Entrance (UV-Max Demo)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XwllJTc6sko/mqdefault.jpg)
Step
Lmao
Somebody once told me
Step
DUBSTEP
I read this as soon as it went step
Rohan when he writes "immortal" on himself
... adding that to the part four plot hole pile
He could've put "Ultimate Lifeform" on DIO, then Mista would have in-laws.
he would write brain and not disgusting in oku and josuke
@@gangrenousgandalf2102 dio already being the ultimate life form in novel
@@alvitorasendrya1371
Which novel?
Apple: *drops*
Isaac Newton:
*9.81* *ms-2*
*Kars laughing after falling into the ravine
Bass: *drops*
Everybody:
Underrated
Lol
When you realize that Joseph's volcano eruption is a bigger version of the soda trick he used against the cops
Another thing i realized is that the aja mask looks like king crimson
Oh my god
holy sheet
Holy-
Hits the blunt
HOLY FUCK
1800: in the future there will be flying cars
1939: FLYING KARS
yes
People in the 1800s: What do you mean flying cars? Whats a car?
JOKE OF THE CENTURY
@@lama99654 well, first vehicles were invented in 1670s but only started developing globally in the second half of 19th century
This is genius man hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahah xD
Joseph Joestar : Don't worry guys
Joseph Joestar : I have a plan
*Joseph Joestar has left the game*
Kars Was banned for hacking
@@williamwidman711
Banned you mean
Stroheim: Vhy vould you do that Joseph?
Joseph: You heard Speedwagon say he's invincible now hurry!
Stroheim: Right! I'm coming Jojo!
*Rudol Von Stroheim has left the game*
Kars: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME!
*TheUltimate_Lifeform69 has left the game*
Sleɘpy I’m the 1k like
I have a plane
When the blind kid says, "Ah yes, I see."
Ah yes, I see
Sound like a Toph (from avatar) jokes
kakyoin?
Uhh
Ah yes
Kira when he realises that he also has hands
But not woman hands
kira from part 8 already realized that
@@khulegt504 !%@#$^%#%#!
@@gabrielcristian8038 not if he doesn't want
Ew he is not gay after all
Araki realizing he can create a whole new power system 3 parts into his story and nobody can stop him
best decision ever
Technically diavolo is eternally surviving
And it got boring after half of part 5
@@vp1011 Along with a whole new universe
@@ruben0222 and a lot more complicated things too.
When you finally figure out what Obama's last name is
Arthur it’s care
Look up “Obama full name”
It’s II
Listen kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is-
Well what is it
Obama Obama
Problem solved
Writer: The sky is blue
Literature and philosophy teachers:
I see what u did there
Jojo part 4: Yellow, take it or leave it
Hi steve im your subscriber
MY BRAIN CELLS CANNOT HANDLE THIS, MY BRAIN WILL EXPLODE.
I don't get it.
I love how all of the other villains themes are dark and mysterious, while Kars just has cinematic dubstep.
Something more contemplative is needed to underscore the real power of the perfect creature he has become.
Kira 🗿
Dawg ain’t tryna hide.
He’s *THE ULTIMATE GODDAMN LIFEFORM.* Why shouldn’t you show off?
He no longer needs to hide in the shadows
@@BobbinRobbin777
*Point to be noted*
My parents finally understanding why an online game can't be paused
Imao
bro that'll never happen
unless youre jotaro
Fool... My parents have long surpassed that point
They are Gamer/weebs, they also understand why you don't watch Anime on your widescreen TV
Oh they know, they just don't care
When you predict what Joseph is going to say:
That... didn't pan out very well for Esidisi.
@@splitjawjanitor5369 yea he got killed by a beanie
Your next line will be:
OH MY GOD!!!
Luis Renato Ortiz Zavala OH MY GOD- NANI
@@gyutarogaming917 bet.
If you replace the W’s in “when where and what” with T’s, you get the answer to every question.
:O you deserve my like
Random comment is random.
...
When you realize that when and then and where and there rhyme but not what and that
Hen here hat?
When Jojo's Bizarre Adventure ends with ''Based on a true story''
When you finish reading the Last JoJolion chapter and realise you finished all of Jojo:
@@Lifegotmid just gonna wait for part 9
@@Lifegotmid I wouldn’t say finish but more like caught up.
It definitely FEELS like the sort of story that's 'So unbelievable, it might be true' I always catch myself saying 'You can't make this shit up'
Holy shit, it all comes together.
You, when you realize that Kars is the only surviving villain in JoJo
So true 🙃😭
Santana
@@crmson3875 he meant main villains
I mean, Diavolo is *technically* still alive
@@alfalldoot6715 kind of
When your friend says "I hate JoJo", but you realize hating on JoJo is a JoJo reference
DIOOOOOO
@Mairead O'Connor AKA Mo *extra sharp inale*
DIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh my fucking god
holy shit it's Dio
Okuyasu when Rohan writes "Smart" on him
Oh god, imagine how okayusu would use the hand
Ultimate life form Okuyasu and his Stand The Hand ACT 69 Requiem Over Heaven
@@vanguardtrainer924 nah, tge hand requiem make him smart
SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKED IS KIRA IF OKUYASU ACTUALLY WAS SMART
@@snackboxone364 lmao
Okuyasu will just use the move he called teleportation and erased Kira's hand and head
Me after finding the "Jo" in "Higashikata":
the ultimate lifeform
Just in case you don’t know
Josuke is made up of 2 kanji (Japanese symbols) jo and suke. However the specific kanji used for the suke in josuke’s name can also be read as jo. Thus jojo (:
@@maycontainmustard6976 fr? I thought the Jo in Higashikata was the g
@@turrarusgzg It's called onyomi. Japanese loves to do it, they're all over the place. Especially in names
@@diegoxavier9107 That's also why Kakyoin is called Noriaki instead of Tenmei (The name Araki intended)
What I love about Jojo is the community, the Iconic moments, and just how proud the show is about its weirdness. Embrace your weirdness everyone.
I would definitely vote for diavolo as president
@@Lifelsfullofsurprises he probably was at one point
@@Lifelsfullofsurprises I mean he is technically the president of Italy since it's been said that Passione controls all things that go in and out of the country
sorry Diavolo but my vote goes for Valentine
@@axolatte different country 🗿
part skippers when they find the funny "kono dio da" scene
oh youre approaching me
Why is there another DIO with the same prof pic below ya?
Dio this is the fourth comment you've made. Hand it over, your stand, it's going into scp custody.
@@cygnus190 eventually, the world stopped thinking in its containment
Part Skippers after watching Parts 1 and 2 for the 1st time:
When you’re playing uno and you draw a Blue Eyes White Dragon
Nani!
Fnaflover Fazbears Omae wa mou shindeiru
Wait... That is ilegal
But then you play a Mewtwo
But your opponent has a block card and 7 4+ cards
I love how it doesn't sound creepy, disturbing or even evil. It's just powerful. Pure, unstoppable power. To me it even sounds like the song is having trouble to even hold that power, with those wobbly dubstep sounds. It sounds like disaster like an earthquake or a tsunami, but covering the entire world. Like something that you just can't stop or run away from
I've seen people say that this track doesn't fit Kars at all, but I think it does a fantastic job at that
"something you can't run away from"
Joseph would disagree
It literally sounds like an unstoppable final boss
But with dubstep
When you realize that DIO has been in that coffin longer than kars has been in space.
Yeah but Dio got out. Kars will never come back... *hopefully*
@@bumblebeelebird7345 'you thought there was gonna be a new villain, BUT IT WAS I,KARS'
@@bumblebeelebird7345There is a possibility that Kars escaped from space after Part 6
@@bumblebeelebird7345scientifically speaking, he will. Whatever you throw to outer space starts am elliptical trajectory until it comes back to earth. Thats why we dont send nuclear waste to space and also why same comets go by earth every now and then. Ut just takes a long time for that trajectory to complete, it could take thousands of years. But i dont think kars really cares about hie long it would take
@@Bestedits_0 Me watching that scene after I've played kerbal space program:
"Hey your dad's gay"
Giorno: Which one?
*Avalon theme intensifies*
Both ha gotcha bi-
@@Who-ru6hj E
@@Who-ru6hj E . . rip that person that said that
Kayagorzan hahaha
@@Who-ru6hj There is another.
When you understand how Jotaro's Hat Works
Its just torn on the back, and its the same colour as his hair so it just looks like its merging with it
@@smellyclementineshorrifyin5973 He's too dangerous to be left alive
smelly clementines, horrifying times can u explain the part 4 one tho
(beeg spoilers) In part 6, when Jotaro's face is split, the cut goes down his hair and hat, showing flesh inside. His hat isn't a hat and his hair isn't hair, it's flesh.
The Comment Alien Yeah this is big brain time
When you realize the picture of Kars is slowly moving backwards during the entire video.
Oh my goooddd
.......you truly are the ultimate life form
bros got the ultimate iq
HOLY SHIIIIIIT
Bro has the ultimate eyesight
Me at 4th grade attaining the knowledge of negative numbers while others still believe 0 to be the smallest number:
Me in grade 1 knowing abt infinity as the largest number:
@@RajeshSingh-sb7hgme in kindergarten knowing infinity technically isn’t a number:
me before kindergarten not knowing shit:
That just destroyed the point of the memes we made
Kids when they find out their mom isn’t called mom:
i'd like, but it's at 420
Like Ian Hecox
@@zDaanz. it's at 699
i don't get it, explain please
@@zDaanz. i don't get it, explain please
*Polnareff after successfully going to the toilet without encountering an enemy stand user:*
U L T R A D U M P
Impossible.....
AHAHDHFHFHHF
this is litraly polnareff in the piture
@@mr.mlaststandsite813 its kars
I love the irony of how Kars is defeated, because he was beaten on a technicality
That's exactly the kind of victories Joseph was so good at making happen
Yeah. What I truly love about Joseph is that he wins not by a brutefprce he almost always loses in it but by intelligence and strategy.
Me after realizing king crimson has the colors of Italy:
Shit ur right
and kakyoin's chest has the shape of japan's flag
@@snake_eater1963 that's absolutely crazy💀
@@snake_eater1963nah💀
1800s: There will be flying cars in the future
1939: *Well shit*
Nice joke
People in 1800s: What the fuck is that car thing JosJosGaming YT keeps talking about. And what the fuck is exactly a flying car then?
Battle tendency villian is called “Kars” (sounds like “cars”). And he flies
Damn
You deserve a big pp
@@aldia8268 when you realize the moon landing happened in 1969 *Nice*
Minecraft zombie when it spawns with a helmet
He's Immortal!
Unkillable!
Unmatched!
*AVAMOANS*
God himself couldn’t stop him
he has becomed the ultimate life form
Zombie: “IVE CONQUERED THE SUN AND YOU STILL THINK THE POWER OF HAMON IS BEYOND ME??!”
When you realize Nanasui is Diavolo, and the entire Stone Ocean was just one of his deaths.
Woke
Anasui is just Diavolo's reskin
wait. isn’t diavolo older then 30? and jolyne is…. never mind.
@@s7fty if theres a hole, theres a goal and diavolo is gonna score
Bro just changed skins
Literally the best villain theme ever. You hear this and are hype but also terrified
Not really,we have other themes such as
Made in heavens theme
Did i saw you in Devil Never Cry???
When you lose rock paper scissors against your reflection.
Hol up
Hanged man?
Me: Nani!?
Reflection: I have evolved far past you, you wretched fool!
Wait wha-
Wait a minute
Vampire theme: orcestral music.
Pillarmen theme: aztec dubstep.
Ultimate lifeform: just dubstep.
Wait did i just discover how to become the ultimate being?
Step 1: put red rock in mask
Step 2: stand in front of a bright light
Step 3: there is no step 3 you are now the ultimate life form have fun
Step 4: get launched into space by a volcano
porque no los dos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ultimate lifeform: terraria boss music
You upon realising this:
Step 3: Kill luigi
The whole jojo universe after rohan accidentally writes “smart” on okuyasu
Okuyasu gets the stand
ZA ARMS
How the fuck do you “accidentally” write something
When araki hits 100 and he still looks like he's in his 20s
He is Ultimate Life Form
HAMON!
basically dio.
Hes a hamon and a vampire!
When this mf Araki turns 70 and he still looks the same imma start thinking he's a vampire or this mf mastered hamon
Joseph: "I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THE JAPANESE!"
Joseph when he sees a Japanese woman:
“Yes yes yes oh my god”
Ah I wanted to like, But it was 69, So I’d thought of being nice, And letting you own this Comprehend number
Joseph's dong be like: a new pillarman awakened
@@everybodylovesme1476 haha69.420 nice nice funny reddit kek moment fornut bad minicrft gud peter chungus reeeves 1000 wholesome mincraft emoji bad red sus
Edit: Thanx for teh gold kind stranger
@@ionicman2908 Haram funni 2018 red sus lol 911 ha ha
Kakyoin: *dies trying to figure out The World’s ability*
A rat:
When a Baby, Rat, Dead Cat and a dog can use their stand properly than a milf
just a man without pfp did you just call Kakyoin a milf lmao
@@JunjieZ_ not Kakyoin, i mean Holly that almost dying because of her own stand
just a man without pfp oh I see I’m just retarded
@@JunjieZ_ nah man, just like Bob Ross said, There's no mistakes, only one Little Happy Accident, just like Josuke
In many other animes, when the villain reaches immortality he simply dies after that with the excuse of losing his power or friendship power...
But to think that kars was lost in space is freakish
Aliens: oh wow cool r- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
Kars: *aggressive aztec dubstep*
SPOILER:
This shit would've been awedome to hear in the Made In Heaven fight or transformation
No because the comment section would be ruined with a bunch of people spoiling Part 6.
When you realize that:
*Jesus' name in Hebrew was Yeshua, which translates to Joshua. And Jewish last names at the time were often the names of one of the parents, with a sort of 'prefix' Ben/Bat to show which of the parents' name was used, and sometimes the place of Birth is added at the and as well. All of this makes Joshua BenJoseph of Nazareth, which makes Jesus a JoJo*
Edit: well, that escalated quickly....
̶b̶i̶g̶ ̶b̶r̶a̶i̶n̶
̶ t̶i̶m̶e̶
ultimate brain time
This wisdom is what the peak of evolution has gave us humans
Okay ButWhyThough this is a lot of unnecessary effort
@@CreatorsHubCreates That's JoJo in a nutshell
I was an atheist before reading your comment.
0:51 gave me chills, really gives the godlike vibes
Especially the chopping part.
The chords are also in a tone that give an "oh you fucked up BAD now". holy shit this is my absolute fav part.
he's immortal! unkillable! unmatched!
Even Speedwagon is afraid!
Joseph after calculating Lisa Lisa's age 50 years ago when she was a baby
*_Ascend_*
@@amonkey4707 Joe's Kay He Gah She Caught A
Joseph then realising she's also his mother
50-50=0
Very niceuu.
I mean she could range from 0 to 2 so she could be either 50, 51 or 52
When you realize that since Kars has the DNA of every single life-form, he has passes for all racial slurs:
So does that mean he has the n-word pass?
@@thetruereuploader1346 Kars can reshape and change his form to any being. He can most definitely adapt black skin and say the Perfect N word
@@800iq2 he truly is the ultimate being
@Low xang yen but he is alive, he is only not thinking anymore
I just realized he can do photosyntesis
When araki finally ends jojo and writes "based on a true story" and you realise the story was about araki himself as a writer and the ideas he had that he wanted to share with the world, as well as his journey through life which helped inspire those ideas and how certain concepts were perceived by him, which then got all applied to said story under the pretences of said story in order to share them.
Bro described everything in fiction
Bro is an English teacher
On this day 35 years ago a Masterpiece of a Manga known as "Jojo's Bizzare Adventures" started
#ThankyouHirohikoAraki
The world gave birth to him!
Teacher: There are three states of matter: Solid, Liquid, and Gas
The kid who knows about plasma:
Some guy: There are only 3 pillar men: Wamuu, Esidesi, and Kars.
The guy who remembers Santana:
Aqueous
@Mr BadAccent kid who knows that is not a state of matter, it's a whole set:
That was me
dude 444 likes
When kids realize their country isn't the only one
@yung _spaghetti and 80% of adults in my country
oh god dont remind me
@@elizabethsusanlibra America I assume?
@@dagadar1 well at least we are not as bad as americans but there are adults that think that 80% of americans are from our nationality and think that burning dollars and destroying iphones will make US bow to us make dollar 5000 times less valuable (that is what happens when you have really bad inflation) and saying that europeans are getting jealous from us because we built roads (yeah that is something) even though those roads are built by foreign companies and with materials that are imported to our country. There are still worse things but it is 2 am here and I think I said enough things for now.
@@elizabethsusanlibra from what country are you?
Pov: you're reading the comments while Kars is staring at you
me rn
He i not looking at the camera you goofball
When villans can finally use friendship power:
Esidisi and Kars when they realize they raised Wamuu together, making them the first ever gay dads:
Lol
Didn’t they also raise Santana?
I guess santana is adopted (Ik wamuu is adopted too but prob u got the thing)
@@Hashxd888 adopted
@@ultimatelifeformkars8388 Santana is a pet.
3rd graders when they found out that there are numbers before zero.
Forester Master actually 1st graders bc we knew numbers before zero in 2nd grade
@@strewbeerry tru
@@strewbeerry r/whoosh
Dio Brando This isn’t a whoosh moment. He understands the joke, but just correcting a minor flaw
@@bullymaguire431 yeah, stupid
When Johnny finally stands up
Chumini
When you realise the kars image has been slowly zooming out for the whole video
This is an actually good one
When someone deflects the emerald splash
*gasps in hierophant green*
*no one can just deflect the emerald splash*
LERO LERO LERO stops
Wassup comment thief
srry but u cant
When you realize that dying is a JoJo reference
What?! I wanna fucking die now lol owo
So is not dying
When you realize hell is a JoJo reference
When you realize killing a dog is a jojo reference *c h i n a t i m e*
When having four balls is a jojo reference
How People feel during an online argument when they pull an IP address:
Let's put aside all the jokes and say honestly that we watched it with goosebumps all over our bodies and were shocked that Kars was able to achieve his goal
Me: "Giorno your dad gay"
Giorno: "Which one?"
Me:
*there is another*
he had 3 dads and none of them toke care of him (he also had 2 moms)
*No, Really Which One?*
Mama bruno
MonetizedYaY u?
Me: *gets 50% on test*
Kids: lol what an idiot
Teacher: the class average was 16%
Me:
(Changed it.)
@@elizabethsusanlibra give me a stand or die
@@elizabethsusanlibra yass queen
@@elizabethsusanlibra yo dude give me **ZAWARUDO**
Enrico Pucci With Whitesnake not at all
2:33 and on is just pure goosebumps
That feeling when you achieve the goal you long for. You have finally conquered it. So Beautiful!
"Dont try this at home!"
Homeless people:
Guy : Summons Devil
Also Guy : Dont Try this at home
1000 like B)
@@Painfuljacksmith r/ihadastroke
@@mixer1709-k5r what was it?
@@FartSpoofer I Dont completely remember, all i know is that the grammar was awful
I swear Jojo's Bizzare adventure fans have danker memes than any other community
Always have since Dio's Toki wo Tomare combo became a huge meme.
It's the work of our Duwang Stand
you cant explain the stand of the jjba community. it just works
JoJo memes are SEKAI ICHI!
+ParakotoJenkins how many breads have you eaten in your life?
2:49 Now there is no weakness to help us to defeat kars.
Can’t believe this man was beaten by a guy who’s special move is to run away
Not only that,but until he became braindead he kept thinking that dude planned everything while in reality it was just stupid luck and got trolled to death
Lyrics:
_STEP_
You're welcome.
+jai249 and wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub
+Warlord SteelShroom JoJo : OH MY GODDDDDD
+Warlord SteelShroom These lyrics are too complicated how do people even memorize stuff like this
you get a feeling so complicated
THANKS M8
Everyone: *saddened by Abbacchio's death
Mista realizing that Abbacchio only died because he ate the fourth cake:
Top 10 teories that explain everything
Number 1:
@@aa2748 I know that this comment is a joke but its because of the fate of the rolling stone
@@infamoussoapconsumer3870 The fate decided that he'll eat the fourth cake and die
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@@phillipklatecki4164 omg ur right thx u!!! 11!!1!
This song is perfect, not just in terms of being legitimately *good,* but also because of the _context_ of when it plays.
The year is 1939. In spite of this, it is, from beginning to end, almost entirely composed of *_Dubsteb._* That makes it completely sell the fact that the Ultimate Lifeform is _far_ beyond everyone else in the current setting.
When you finally get the legendary weapon you’ve been grinding for
Friend: Dude your zippers are open haha.
Me: Why would you look there?
Me: THAT IS THE DISTINCT TASTE OF A LIAR, GIORNO GIOVANNA!
STICKY FINGAAAASSS
ZIPPER MAN!
Z A S T I C K Y H A N D O S F I N G A S S S
@@tong6644 LMAO
KARS IS EVOLVING, AND PRESSING B DOES NOTHING!!!
Pressing b=USELESS
KONO DIO DA
+TheLeadPool Quick! Fire the Everstone Bombs!
...What do you MEAN, we don't have Everstone Bombs?! Do you know who we're dealing with?!
+SliverEmperor Don't worry, I got enough bomb to set this bastard back in time !
DAISAN NO BAKUDAN ! BITE ZA DUSTO !!!
***** don't forget about armored-man-that-can-survive-to-a-fucking-volcano
Kars when he becomes the ultimate life form:
Oh that would fit perfectly.
Wait, if the guy on the background ain't Kars, who is he ?
When the doctor says you have 20 hours to live but then you kill him and the judge gives you 20 years
They guy who invented the uno reverse card must've been like:
The Japanese hightschooller when he realize he can stop time
I just made it 669
The pink haired crusader when he realised Dio’s ability
@@kierancc9095 im pretty sure his hair color is reddish-pink
Lol this me when the guy next to me has uno and I'm holding a draw four and I know the color they have
When you realize that if you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, you still have one lasagna
Oh boy, this reminds me of 9/11 (dark joke)
You add, subtract, multiply, divide anything to infinity, you still have infinity.
Oh fuck out of all the comments this one actually got me
@@agulol6492 cusred commetn 😳
@Low xang yen See what happens when you try to divide it by zero. Zero is the only exception.
Jotaro when he realized he forgot to buy that kid the ice cream he promised:
That kid become a villian an he tried to freeze the entire world
@@Hans172.Grew up to be Ghiaccio
This is officially 10 years old now 🥲.
noooOOOOOOOOO
People: Your father is gay!
Giorno: Which one?
People:
Step
Both
Yes
Lmaoooo
You got me
When you realized that Nazis only lost the war because they had spent too much time killing vampires and Aztec gods
And the Jews too. Don't forget the Jews
Abin Jaimon
Mexicans*
No it's because a stand user annihilate their army along with Stronheim in Stalingrad.
hafizh makmur
Sad
@@lickablelorax2604 they aint aztec or mexican tho,bcuz the three remaining pillar men were in rome,so they cant be mexican gods or even aztec because they were in rome
Kars coming back to earth just to kill diavolo is canon
Araki waking up one day, simply deciding to write absolute peak:
When you realize the world is a JoJo reference.
@@ONlK_yt za word*
@@haichah the warudo
@@LvneS2 ze wothldo
@@nesquikrajadao az oruduwa
Za wārudo
When you realize that Kars survived in lava which means he's immune to the digging straight down rule
Not immune, he just created materials around his body to protect his skin
@@Therworldtube He equiped his Netherite Armor
@@Therworldtube That is why he is immune dumbass
Underrated comment
@@kikaioshin6700 bro that acually makes sense
Instead of escaping the speedwagon foundation Santana simply stopped thinking
When you find the “Jo” in “Higashgikata
“I know how King Crimson works.”
King crimson, instead of time, manipulates fate or the future if you're adamant about it manipulating time.
Regardless of what you name it, it plays out the same : Diavolo activates king crimson's epitaph allowing him to see the next 10 seconds with perfect accuracy, everyone was fated to move a certain way and they do. Diavolo, however can ignore his fate for those 10 seconds and move freely in an intangible state meaning he can't attack himself or take damage in "erased time".
Once the 10 seconds run out however, he can instantly attack but he can only be in one place. He can trick people unaware of his ability by taunting them just before skipping time so they attack then but the attack will just faze through him and hit whatever's on the other side due to its inertia, be it another person or an object.
How do you think a mind is supposed to react if its destiny is completely changed? It gets severely disoriented.
In essence, king crimson is the original D4C, it can create a space were its own misfortune is negated and it can heal or essentially create a new user that has the same memories and motivation as the previous one.
About some theoretical matchups: The world inserts actual time in a timeline, adding extra fate where diaVolo has no control over since no actual time oasses, that is to day there are no fated events in between a fraction of an instant. Essentially king crimson gets donuted.
Against killer queen, in direct combat diavolo can be as reckless as he wants because he can negate the first bomb detonating or prevent him getting touched. If kira uses bites the dust on him, the first time he will blow up and time will rewind, the second time, king crimson will protect him from exploding meaning only kira gets sent back in time while the rest of the world just continues the timeline loop free while kira and whoever the bomb was planted on (it's not clear whether the host has to be a stand user or not since we only saw it on Hayato and the Paramedic lady who, as far a s we know weren't stand users) are stuck in the 1 hour loop, unfortunately he is unaware of what happens in each rewind, besides what he can glean from the people around him, he might therefore never figure it out and have trapped himself.
King crimson against king crimson is a stalemate but eventually boils down to which diavolo uses it the least, making it a very hardboiled and stamina driven battle.
If diavolo uses king crimson while time reaches a singularity point caused by made in heaven, he can temporarily avoid being compressed to the point from which the big bang sprung. Thus however is only in 10 second intervals and relies on diavolo's stamina, that is if earth wasn't destroyed already or he simply dies of old age which once again depends on his stamina. Her his future sight is severely shitrend because of course that time frame is accelerated. Made in heaven could sneak up on him like that already, preventing his personality and possibly his stand from returning in the new universe.
D4C can get blitzed by king crimson while it positions itself just when it emerges with a new valentine. He would die yo the menger amalgamation though since it's a constant effect unless it happens within 10 seconds where he becomes intangible while the other diavolo is consumed, thereby removing the danger. Against love train he can't do anything really since it is a reaction effect that doesn't rely on fate but on instant reflection, making diavolo's attacks useless, he might be able to phaze through the screen and kill valentine inside it though.
@@ricardolouage1662 taht sum long speec chu got dher anywei tis mast bi work of en enimy sten!.
I know how D4C works
@@hunk-909 D4C ultimate ...
Did it happen in Jorge Joestar ? I don't remember...
King crimson ability is that he can see 10 seconds in the future and erase 10 seconds into the future
Kakyoin when someone doesn't deflect the Emerald Splash.
Kakyoin realizing that he can be rich
69 likes good job
Dio did not step into kakyoin's barrier on accident. He did it to show kakioin that his emerald plash can be deflected......
Dire when a fighter escapes to the thunder cross split attack
@@ThumbkinNumber1 neh, only stand users can see it so he can't
When you realize every book is a remix of the dictionary:
lmfao
*Parents watching their kids get brutally murdered, burnt, or drowned and still use the phrase*
“It’s because of that damn phone.”
When you figure out redstone mechanics in Minecraft
The redstone of Aja
[succ ZA DUSTO] it took me 2 weeks to understand your comment
Peeks through keyhole:
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Nice
The REDSTONE OF AJA
When you can make potions without looking up the recipes online
When someone escapes the Thunder Cross split attack
Nani Baka owo
When someone deflects the Emerald Splash
*HINJAKU HINJAKU!*
YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL!
He protec but he also attac
literal god tier dubstep
Everyone: thanks goodness 2021 is over
2022: scientists discovered a muscular rock in space and planned to bring it to the earth.
OH MY GOD!