JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders OST - Stardust Crusaders

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  • JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders OST - Stardust Crusaders

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  • @epicgalaxist3385
    @epicgalaxist3385 3 года назад +6378

    When the P.E. teacher joins the losing team:

  • @YouthonYT
    @YouthonYT 4 года назад +11313

    Polnareff: _* goes literally anywhere *_
    Enemy stand users:

    • @akarshsharma1266
      @akarshsharma1266 4 года назад +521

      THIS , oh god I kept laughing out loud when describing to my sister how literally ANYTIME they reach a new place freakin Polnareff just HAS to get attacked XD

    • @green5301
      @green5301 4 года назад +568

      Polnareff: goes to bathroom

    • @doyouhatememes3891
      @doyouhatememes3891 4 года назад +77

      And he's the antagonist to stay alive at the end

    • @gohanwilliams1825
      @gohanwilliams1825 4 года назад +4

      @@green5301 a

    • @absol102
      @absol102 4 года назад +6

      LMAOOO

  • @sfmolten9251
    @sfmolten9251 11 месяцев назад +683

    Pucci: *resets the universe*
    Emporio with pure Oxygen:

    • @balpast04
      @balpast04 Месяц назад +13

      Just like Meruem vs Netero

    • @MiSthYcominous
      @MiSthYcominous День назад +1

      iirc he uses this exact theme

  • @kartooncrate
    @kartooncrate 11 месяцев назад +1232

    I love how this always plays when the enemy is pleading for mercy and then gets beaten senseless afterwards.

    • @JodaroKujo
      @JodaroKujo 11 месяцев назад +46

      Pucci: SHIT SHIT SHIIIIIIIIT

    • @dog_1458
      @dog_1458 2 месяца назад +17

      Because he is justice

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 2 месяца назад +20

      ​@@dog_1458he's the star you silly

    • @user-lx9tl3lc5f
      @user-lx9tl3lc5f 29 дней назад +10

      Are you going to do the ORAORA thing? Yes, yes, yes, oh my god.

    • @KashGr4b
      @KashGr4b 25 дней назад +4

      literally steely dan

  • @degroot7158
    @degroot7158 4 года назад +9642

    "How to deal with a bully"
    Google: A healthy conversation
    Bing:

    • @kingofpizzarolls5693
      @kingofpizzarolls5693 4 года назад +92

      ruclips.net/video/5wn_JBKmDDA/видео.html

    • @youstupidboi2483
      @youstupidboi2483 4 года назад +201

      Wikihow:

    • @sergentyee9397
      @sergentyee9397 4 года назад +193

      Beat the shit out of him

    • @chinpowarrior5770
      @chinpowarrior5770 4 года назад +269

      Some ora ora a day, keep the bully away

    • @juliestaples7108
      @juliestaples7108 4 года назад +71

      No bing say
      Bing:stab self with arrow get fighting ghost best boi become bad as and learn to stop time and kill a vampire and a guy with a hand fetish

  • @Gijyonzki
    @Gijyonzki 4 года назад +5723

    9 out of 10 dentists recommend Colgate!
    That 1 dentist:

    • @BadassHater1
      @BadassHater1 4 года назад +125

      He prefers punching the problem. 1000 times. Simultaneously

    • @t3rrablox582
      @t3rrablox582 4 года назад +41

      Steveson of Stevesonia but what if he actually stole the body of the last dentist

    • @BadassHater1
      @BadassHater1 4 года назад +26

      @@t3rrablox582 OH MY GOD!!

    • @Iezad-Abdullah-il-Azheem
      @Iezad-Abdullah-il-Azheem 4 года назад +12

      @@t3rrablox582 ooohhhhhhhh sheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiittt

    • @Vincent_A.
      @Vincent_A. 4 года назад +24

      *flashback to Jotaro vs High Priestess*

  • @Elshabazz
    @Elshabazz Год назад +1806

    17 years of lonliness, 50 days of happiness.

    • @Xinocho-Mito
      @Xinocho-Mito 10 месяцев назад +141

      Nah 50 days of his random trip becomes a PTSD

    • @sk_hermit1809
      @sk_hermit1809 10 месяцев назад +71

      ​@@Xinocho-MitoThe PTSD kicks in during the last day of the trip

    • @Xinocho-Mito
      @Xinocho-Mito 10 месяцев назад +11

      @@sk_hermit1809
      Mostly
      But think of responsibilty he has, It is too much

    • @user-wu8qc9bb3e
      @user-wu8qc9bb3e 9 месяцев назад +29

      Why did you think his lonely at that @7 yrs? His with his family, his mom bruh. In reverse that 50 days gave ptsd and make his life turn 180° for the worse. He battles a gay vampire, a serial killer with ocd, and a gay priest with time powers, his daughter caught away too. That 17 yrs. Without power is more peaceful than you think.

    • @Yeeterminator
      @Yeeterminator 5 месяцев назад +56

      This fits more for Kakyoin than Jotaro

  • @nikolapeychev6741
    @nikolapeychev6741 Год назад +5998

    *Scientists in 2050* "We have made pure injectable adrenaline"
    *JoJo fans* "We have had this for almost 40 years"

    • @miralkoaranne
      @miralkoaranne Год назад +207

      doesnt that already exist
      source: funkytown

    • @randomvideos6231
      @randomvideos6231 Год назад +128

      ​@@miralkoaranne well cocaine is close but not pure adrenaline

    • @ludi3444
      @ludi3444 Год назад +96

      Epinephrine is adrenaline though, it’s one of the things in epipens

    • @cooldobp28
      @cooldobp28 Год назад +52

      @@ludi3444 just don’t try to use it as pre-workout, that will straight up kill you because your heart will beat too hard / fast

    • @tyrhhffnmdkkd4678
      @tyrhhffnmdkkd4678 Год назад +11

      I was the 400 like :)

  • @atmorton0440
    @atmorton0440 4 года назад +10846

    The letter “i”: *exists*
    Pixar lamp:

  • @earlgenz1944
    @earlgenz1944 3 года назад +7257

    Polnareff: **Exists**
    Toilets:

    • @LeafyRBX
      @LeafyRBX 3 года назад +116

      😂😂 ngl Every part 3 scene needs to include a toilet and something bad happening to polnareff in it

    • @aliayesh7506
      @aliayesh7506 3 года назад +21

      Underrated comment

    • @MARIOSONIC-fj2hy
      @MARIOSONIC-fj2hy 3 года назад +55

      Toilet: ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora

    • @user-oq9cb9wf7q
      @user-oq9cb9wf7q 3 года назад +12

      Your pfp makes it even more funnier

    • @btslover1048
      @btslover1048 3 года назад

      cring FUCK YOU

  • @tigerfilms4410
    @tigerfilms4410 5 месяцев назад +311

    I don’t think it’s biologically possible to taste defeat with this song.

    • @JodaroKujo
      @JodaroKujo 5 месяцев назад +17

      Pucci: STAY THE HELL AWAAAAAY

  • @haver2250
    @haver2250 7 месяцев назад +152

    "It's over, you can't defeat h..."
    "STAR FINGER"

    • @doodlehates_uttp
      @doodlehates_uttp Месяц назад +9

      Jotaro used that like fucking once 😔

    • @alvianekka80
      @alvianekka80 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@doodlehates_uttpAraki forgot

    • @onemoreoiw4397
      @onemoreoiw4397 2 дня назад

      ​@@doodlehates_uttp At least 2 times

    • @MiSthYcominous
      @MiSthYcominous День назад +1

      ​@@onemoreoiw43973 times. 1: agaisnt dark blue moon 2: agaisnt strentgh 3: i forgot but he used it

    • @onemoreoiw4397
      @onemoreoiw4397 День назад

      @@MiSthYcominous yup, the third time was against anubis

  • @dillonfernando278
    @dillonfernando278 3 года назад +6227

    Dio hiding in egypt thinking he can never be found
    That one fly:

    • @chiaki_uc1130
      @chiaki_uc1130 3 года назад +88

      Is that a golden wind reference

    • @besdonshala1409
      @besdonshala1409 3 года назад +396

      @@chiaki_uc1130 no, the Stardust crusaders found out where DIO is through a spirut photo Joseph took with Hermit Purple, Star Platinum spotted a fly and drew it. Avdol was able to find the soecues of the fly and where the species was located.

    • @seven7seven547
      @seven7seven547 3 года назад +34

      @@besdonshala1409 ...

    • @chiaki_uc1130
      @chiaki_uc1130 3 года назад +68

      @@besdonshala1409 Yeah you'r right I just forget the beginning of Stardust and because I was watching golden wind I tought it was the giorno's stand

    • @niinmika7742
      @niinmika7742 3 года назад +133

      That fucking fly do be snitching like 6ix9ine

  • @martinlion8638
    @martinlion8638 4 года назад +9188

    Google: Stadia is the future of gaming
    The internet:

    • @jaeisasleep8578
      @jaeisasleep8578 4 года назад +76

      I give it a 10

    • @aurum6408
      @aurum6408 4 года назад +48

      Martin Lion we need a 10 hour loop to point out all of the flaws though

    • @duckedguy
      @duckedguy 4 года назад +167

      The internet: Shut the hell up, you are fucking annoying

    • @jotaroknight8312
      @jotaroknight8312 4 года назад +31

      They put magician's red in the Chromecast

    • @Linventor
      @Linventor 4 года назад +69

      You can have my gaming system when you pry it from my cold, dead hands! And even then, good luck! Because I will have GLUED IT to my cold dead hands!

  • @teslageek9749
    @teslageek9749 Год назад +685

    I like how this song literally combines jazz and bad-ass guitar riffs together, very unique af

    • @spartanipods
      @spartanipods Месяц назад +5

      That and Cowboy Bebop’s intro

    • @landocalrissian.
      @landocalrissian. Месяц назад +4

      ​@@spartanipods me when "Tank!" by the Seatbelts starts playing:

    • @stefanomorena7962
      @stefanomorena7962 Месяц назад +2

      Introducing: prog rock and fusion music

  • @astriverofstrengthandknowledge
    @astriverofstrengthandknowledge Год назад +217

    The fact that this is the last thing you hear before the Universe resets itself one final time is badass to me.

  • @Ma_ku083
    @Ma_ku083 3 года назад +4919

    "I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream."
    Death 13:

    • @aryanaufallazuardikurnaedi4081
      @aryanaufallazuardikurnaedi4081 3 года назад +152

      When The Baby has survived His Mass of diarrhea being Ground up and Join La squadra
      And we call it
      Death 14?
      ( Obviusly Death 13 act 2)

    • @ck101085
      @ck101085 3 года назад +19

      fgrfdffd

    • @muyiduyi2287
      @muyiduyi2287 3 года назад +45

      How many Giorno Giovanna accounts are there?

    • @muyiduyi2287
      @muyiduyi2287 3 года назад +16

      @@ck101085 Excuse me, what?

    • @AnaliceCc
      @AnaliceCc 3 года назад +29

      Lahi-ho

  • @ins7gnia
    @ins7gnia 4 года назад +5760

    **when a villain fucks up**
    Giorno: 3:45
    Jotaro:
    *T H E W H O L E S O N G*

    • @cheemerthelizard
      @cheemerthelizard 4 года назад +739

      I like how this timestamp works on Jotaro’s theme too

    • @YesNo-ru9yd
      @YesNo-ru9yd 4 года назад +310

      @@cheemerthelizard Just proves the point further

    • @papaspoon1550
      @papaspoon1550 4 года назад +96

      Cheemer why the flying fuck

    • @hassanakhtar7874
      @hassanakhtar7874 4 года назад +85

      Big boi discovery

    • @nuggetmaster5181
      @nuggetmaster5181 4 года назад +88

      Almost every part of this song is used in a separate beat down because it’s all good material

  • @yaboim4thematix
    @yaboim4thematix Год назад +325

    When Jotaro's father was better at hiding than Dio:

    • @Ugacha
      @Ugacha Месяц назад +8

      Недооценённый коммент

    • @JackMrDemon182
      @JackMrDemon182 22 дня назад +2

      Wild💀

    • @dj-um7el
      @dj-um7el 6 дней назад

      😂

  • @butter1850
    @butter1850 5 месяцев назад +122

    Imagine Araki going to find the greatest composers from all over the planet to create this masterpiece

    • @jabboboy951
      @jabboboy951 Месяц назад +4

      Yugo kanno is the composer.

    • @butter1850
      @butter1850 Месяц назад +1

      @@jabboboy951 i know

  • @kosmas173
    @kosmas173 4 года назад +4335

    Me: **Accidentally punches a villager.* *
    The iron golem:

    • @Ze_Internet_Man
      @Ze_Internet_Man 4 года назад +219

      you can't pay back what you owe me with emeralds

    • @user-zx3bg3fq3u
      @user-zx3bg3fq3u 4 года назад +101

      *The one who judge, is my golem*

    • @sgtfireball6471
      @sgtfireball6471 4 года назад +61

      You should ask for forgiveness from hank, the villager you hit

    • @fate8782
      @fate8782 4 года назад +7

      im dead lol XD

    • @javii4602
      @javii4602 4 года назад +14

      @@sgtfireball6471 because forgiving you never crossed my mind

  • @iciclearms
    @iciclearms 4 года назад +6799

    Teacher: “There is no such thing as stupid questions.”
    That One Student:

    • @erickcruz3706
      @erickcruz3706 4 года назад +97

      LMAO I LOVED THIS ONE

    • @Soni38900
      @Soni38900 4 года назад +77

      I remember once my class got the name the What-If class all because of me. Because WHAT IF (very unlikely thing here)

    • @theguy3851
      @theguy3851 4 года назад +160

      The one student: yare yare dazeゴゴゴゴ

    • @esteban8471
      @esteban8471 4 года назад +99

      I remember one time back in senior year when the professor said there were no stupid questions and my friend asked him what a hicky was.
      In fucking Biology.

    • @esteban8471
      @esteban8471 4 года назад +7

      @Maribor Forest Um, that makes no sense.

  • @Naokokmi
    @Naokokmi 8 месяцев назад +73

    I love how they included sax, piano and violin since his father was a jazz musician

  • @petitetredelafiole573
    @petitetredelafiole573 Год назад +1439

    *Pucci kills Jotaro*
    Pucci: I'm safe now
    *Jotaro theme still plays*
    Pucci: AY YO WTF

    • @JodaroKujo
      @JodaroKujo Год назад +123

      Emporio:” when you die you’re not going to heaven””

    • @sith4618
      @sith4618 Год назад +104

      Jotaro: So its the same type of stand as star platinum.

    • @JodaroKujo
      @JodaroKujo Год назад +31

      @@sith4618 Pucci: WHAAAAAT

    • @KB-BK9
      @KB-BK9 Год назад +6

      awakening moment

    • @uxbg675
      @uxbg675 Год назад +4

      No way jose

  • @504godzilla
    @504godzilla 4 года назад +14758

    Little girl at SeaWorld-" Mommy, these dolphins are boring"
    Jotaro hiding out in a trash can:

    • @arby627
      @arby627 4 года назад +1412

      Jotaro: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY WIFE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    • @504godzilla
      @504godzilla 4 года назад +1564

      "Why do i hear angry music coming from that trashca-
      ORAORAOROAORAOROAORAORORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

    • @Ani-Albanian
      @Ani-Albanian 4 года назад +802

      *dropkicks child*

    • @sanpurutekisuto6709
      @sanpurutekisuto6709 4 года назад +533

      *Punts child*

    • @mattierosemond3241
      @mattierosemond3241 4 года назад +563

      STAR PLATINUM ZA WARUDO

  • @Rubricatedlubber
    @Rubricatedlubber 4 года назад +5557

    Robber: *breaks into my house*
    Me, eating the entire jar of Flintstones vitamin gummies:

    • @godofthecripples1237
      @godofthecripples1237 4 года назад +133

      Underrated as hell

    • @chidoman1595
      @chidoman1595 4 года назад +192

      Yaba dabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadaba

    • @frenchfriesfan2005
      @frenchfriesfan2005 4 года назад +141

      Yaba Yaba Dooze...

    • @junielthegamer2845
      @junielthegamer2845 4 года назад +114

      Vampires hate him! find out how this boy unlocked a stand with just vitamin gummies!

    • @lordscrubugus9897
      @lordscrubugus9897 4 года назад +43

      [Flintstones Vitamin: The world]

  • @noideaxd849
    @noideaxd849 Год назад +174

    Even though we may never hear this song in the anime again, it is truly one of the most used and most beloved song in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. We’ll miss you original universe. But you will live on!

    • @That_one_ALT_Animator
      @That_one_ALT_Animator Месяц назад +1

      Part 6 Emporio:

    • @seturf
      @seturf 23 дня назад

      as much as i love this theme, i think its for the best that part 7 doesnt use this theme

  • @phantomcrusader6550
    @phantomcrusader6550 Год назад +134

    They put 200% into this song they could have stopped after the first minute but they kept on going and I applaud them for that

  • @nick_tl_ouma7167
    @nick_tl_ouma7167 4 года назад +3430

    Dogs: exist
    *Every Jojo antagonist* :

    • @krustawix917
      @krustawix917 4 года назад +265

      Kars saved a dog

    • @darkeruma1661
      @darkeruma1661 4 года назад +51

      @Vaquaizeon he kill narancia and abachio

    • @zakarya569
      @zakarya569 4 года назад +18

      Nick_TL_Ouma nothing happened to police tho

    • @sliceofalemon8591
      @sliceofalemon8591 4 года назад +53

      @@krustawix917 and that's the only reason I respect Kars

    • @pocketguy
      @pocketguy 4 года назад +69

      here is a better version
      Dogs: exist
      araki:

  • @GoodGuyPlayer2
    @GoodGuyPlayer2 3 года назад +6066

    School bully: Throws rock at blind kid
    Blind kid: * *catches rock* *

  • @harrisonlichtenberg3162
    @harrisonlichtenberg3162 2 месяца назад +50

    Nearly tore a muscle smiling when this came back for Emporio using Weather Report to kill Pucci

    • @Smell-Of-The-Game
      @Smell-Of-The-Game 24 дня назад

      They should've used Weather Report's theme

    • @Fafnir2000
      @Fafnir2000 8 дней назад +1

      ​@@Smell-Of-The-Gameclown opinion

    • @Smell-Of-The-Game
      @Smell-Of-The-Game 8 дней назад

      @@Fafnir2000 No you

    • @Fafnir2000
      @Fafnir2000 8 дней назад

      @@Smell-Of-The-Game shut up 🤡

    • @Fafnir2000
      @Fafnir2000 8 дней назад

      @@Smell-Of-The-Game you and your dp
      Lmao

  • @lreneK
    @lreneK Год назад +59

    My favorite part rn where this plays is when jotaro and polnareff are sending alessi to the stars above

    • @lreneK
      @lreneK Год назад +1

      Especially when it skips from 0:00-2:06 straight to 3:59

  • @JD-fm2xe
    @JD-fm2xe 4 года назад +5598

    Me: *disables ad block*
    All the the hot singles in my area:

    • @StudsX
      @StudsX 4 года назад +44

      🤣

    • @adamangeles9570
      @adamangeles9570 4 года назад +87

      ultimate jojoke

    • @darrylthebarrel9350
      @darrylthebarrel9350 4 года назад +72

      This is actually clever and original

    • @diremolt8251
      @diremolt8251 4 года назад +7

      3 page ora

    • @jtris01
      @jtris01 4 года назад +7

      You haven't seen this exact joke before? It's copied lmfao.

  • @t4nujj
    @t4nujj 4 года назад +3924

    Polnareff: Man i gotta use the bathroom
    Enemy Stand:

  • @mizimu96
    @mizimu96 4 месяца назад +45

    When your uncle's high school friend is more reliable than your daughter:

    • @AeonHero147
      @AeonHero147 4 месяца назад +8

      Oh yeah, I forgot Josuke is technically Jotaro's uncle, pretty bizarre...

    • @Stupidhedgehog
      @Stupidhedgehog 2 месяца назад +3

      Pun intended ​@@AeonHero147

  • @x-mighty7602
    @x-mighty7602 10 месяцев назад +40

    I love how the song starts rebellious and furious at the beginning, but ends heroic, just like Jotaro's journey throughout part 3.

  • @hydr4xus
    @hydr4xus 4 года назад +3709

    Joseph: *Starts snoring*
    Everyone else at his funeral:

    • @el0swing108
      @el0swing108 4 года назад +16

      Hydr4xus 😂

    • @hugoneufeld2962
      @hugoneufeld2962 4 года назад +85

      EL0 SWING dont use emojis they are absolute cringe

    • @a1exneedsahamdleplease
      @a1exneedsahamdleplease 4 года назад +23

      Wouldn’t be the first time

    • @trashderp3585
      @trashderp3585 4 года назад +59

      @@hugoneufeld2962 😳

    • @Tenchigo100
      @Tenchigo100 4 года назад +47

      @@hugoneufeld2962 You getting upset at emojis are cringe brah

  • @neel4062
    @neel4062 4 года назад +4136

    Jotaro: Beats up literally every stand user
    Some rat:

    • @proxymurphy7357
      @proxymurphy7357 4 года назад +181

      Looool right. Can freeze time. Has super good speed, sight, and precision. Shown that he can just grab the darts. Leaves it all up to Josuke......
      logic

    • @prev8374
      @prev8374 4 года назад +56

      @@proxymurphy7357 the darts are poisonus even on touch it'll infect you lmao

    • @proxymurphy7357
      @proxymurphy7357 4 года назад +34

      No. The barbs are coated in poison, but the back, which Star Platinum grabs/hits is fine.

    • @metekaygsz7681
      @metekaygsz7681 4 года назад +69

      Jotaro got defeated by a rat
      Laugh now

    • @noyes8882
      @noyes8882 4 года назад +50

      Gay priest: resets universe
      Some random baseball kid who he gave weather report to:

  • @ElSolRacNauj
    @ElSolRacNauj Год назад +24

    When you unlock all of your brainpower and finally figure out how does Jotaro's hat blends with it's hair

  • @leszy2218
    @leszy2218 Год назад +34

    The thrills I got when this started playing during final Kira fight in Diamond is Unbreakable are unspokable

  • @Arthur-oc4ms
    @Arthur-oc4ms 3 года назад +5912

    when you're bullying the jojo fan and suddenly the world's colour pallet inverts

  • @gent1181
    @gent1181 3 года назад +18289

    When you're losing an online argument but they make a grammatical error:

    • @BotchPL
      @BotchPL 3 года назад +1164

      "Its time to shine boys."

    • @spytrolling4152
      @spytrolling4152 3 года назад +566

      ꀎꈤꀸꍟꋪꍏ꓄ꍟꀸ ꉓꂦꎭꎭꍟꈤ꓄

    • @dokuro1416
      @dokuro1416 3 года назад +208

      I want to like but there is already 69

    • @bluecoconut9543
      @bluecoconut9543 3 года назад +181

      Then you say “ that’s impossible!”

    • @creeper_rrr4437
      @creeper_rrr4437 3 года назад +57

      The United Nations never happens losing on that to me

  • @nubzinlek
    @nubzinlek 10 месяцев назад +20

    jotaro only died because he forgot his speaker at home

  • @Nimogen55
    @Nimogen55 Год назад +88

    Alright everyone is talking about 4:00 but why is no one talking about 1:57 it's literally glorious

  • @silvasen1985
    @silvasen1985 3 года назад +3405

    Planes: **exists**
    Joseph Joestar:

    • @Miko_776
      @Miko_776 3 года назад +55

      José estrella

    • @dutchplander-linde2046
      @dutchplander-linde2046 3 года назад +33

      Underrated, this should have more likes

    • @Al_musawi14
      @Al_musawi14 3 года назад +7

      @@dutchplander-linde2046 true

    • @wofreal
      @wofreal 3 года назад +8

      Bruh.

    • @Al_musawi14
      @Al_musawi14 3 года назад +6

      Bruh i forgot i made a similiar comment

  • @Adobe1080p
    @Adobe1080p 3 года назад +2950

    Medieval town in 1350: * Exist *
    A rat:

    • @epicfish8134
      @epicfish8134 3 года назад +33

      About a hundred years earlier if your talking about the Black Death

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 3 года назад +67

      2020: actually gonna be an alright year
      That one guy in China:

    • @Squishito
      @Squishito 3 года назад +15

      Bug-Eaten.

    • @sovieticomistico8694
      @sovieticomistico8694 3 года назад +2

      I saw you writing about lucid dreams xd

    • @Daniel-sf2te
      @Daniel-sf2te 3 года назад +1

      This is the best comment

  • @Maxim_Chestnoslov
    @Maxim_Chestnoslov Год назад +57

    The enemies: *Almost win*
    *Jotaro's theme starts playing*
    The enemies: 💀👌

  • @CarbonMonoxideBag
    @CarbonMonoxideBag Месяц назад +13

    I have never been so pumped up about a gas station in florida

  • @hh-iy8fl
    @hh-iy8fl 4 года назад +6253

    Polnareff: * has to shit
    Enemy stands:

    • @rehreh92
      @rehreh92 4 года назад +185

      Taco Zombie Nice profile pic

    • @hh-iy8fl
      @hh-iy8fl 4 года назад +185

      snazzicle right back at cha

    • @muhammadabuzarkhan7450
      @muhammadabuzarkhan7450 4 года назад +56

      @@hh-iy8fl Self praising people nowadays. JEEZ !

    • @hh-iy8fl
      @hh-iy8fl 4 года назад +25

      Napsta I just looked up narancia on google

    • @kexaman
      @kexaman 4 года назад +4

      Never have I heard something so true

  • @virtuoso5265
    @virtuoso5265 4 года назад +10217

    Doctor: It's just a cold
    Mom: It's just a cold
    Google:

  • @Aries19974
    @Aries19974 Год назад +14

    Emporio is so reliable that Jotaro has gives his permission to use his theme

  • @gui_1604
    @gui_1604 5 месяцев назад +14

    This dude is so badass he literally influenced all the next parts somehow, even having a big protagonism at the end of part 4. He is so amazing that his theme was the one who ended the last villain.

    • @adityannairfybscitb2656
      @adityannairfybscitb2656 2 месяца назад

      He is the biggest threat to every villian despite not being the main mc
      Pt4,pt6

    • @gui_1604
      @gui_1604 2 месяца назад

      @adityannairfybscitb2656 protagonism isn't necessarily exclusive for the mc. Diamond is Unbreakable, for example, split it into many characters, but Jotaro has a bigger one, especially at the ending

    • @lolislayer69_
      @lolislayer69_ 2 месяца назад +1

      yo rei pfp

    • @gui_1604
      @gui_1604 2 месяца назад

      @@lolislayer69_ yeeeee

  • @wafclund
    @wafclund 3 года назад +5317

    When you convince the ghost in your house to be your stand:

    • @diegoteixeira8512
      @diegoteixeira8512 3 года назад +306

      A very commonly situation

    • @Crobifer
      @Crobifer 3 года назад +503

      Stand name: Sleep Paralysis Demon
      Stand Master: Insomnia

    • @jethrozefanyagrantee5377
      @jethrozefanyagrantee5377 3 года назад +97

      They usually run away from me

    • @Gemsverse
      @Gemsverse 3 года назад +61

      Thats Kinda The Death 13 Reference :/

    • @theunionstatesofamerica727
      @theunionstatesofamerica727 3 года назад +34

      @@jethrozefanyagrantee5377 Ill help you I finally did it ill capture the ghost so he can become ur stand

  • @wastedcabbage2741
    @wastedcabbage2741 4 года назад +2526

    Predators: *Goes to meet up with who they think is an underage child*
    The Bait:
    Chris Hansen:
    The Seat:
    The Cops:

    • @goldexperienced_8480
      @goldexperienced_8480 4 года назад +27

      Wasted Cabbage OH MY GOD LMAO

    • @VenNoel
      @VenNoel 4 года назад +63

      Chris Hansen: I need to use my stand ability, CATCH THE PREDATOR!!

    • @trayznthememecollector4412
      @trayznthememecollector4412 4 года назад +42

      STAND NAME: SEAT TAKER
      STAND USER: CHRIS HANSEN

    • @rekishi3554
      @rekishi3554 4 года назад +16

      Imagine the situation where a trap meets a trap or a undercover cop meets another undercover cop.

    • @minecesar0879
      @minecesar0879 4 года назад +2

      666 like

  • @bdfan4ever
    @bdfan4ever Год назад +21

    Hell yes Blue Devils 2023!!!!!

  • @TheyCantTellMeNothing
    @TheyCantTellMeNothing 5 месяцев назад +28

    Pucci: “Well, i’ve successfully achieved heaven and destroyed the Joestar bloodline. What could go wrong?”
    A child and a funny cloud man:

  • @My.Name.Is.Chris.
    @My.Name.Is.Chris. 4 года назад +5357

    Julius Caeser: What are you gonna do, stab me?
    The Senate:

    • @klakli8516
      @klakli8516 4 года назад +180

      yare yare ...

    • @boeloevanboeloefontein
      @boeloevanboeloefontein 4 года назад +284

      28 STAB WOUNDS

    • @octorust3215
      @octorust3215 4 года назад +236

      SHIIIIIZZZAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @frenchfriesfan2005
      @frenchfriesfan2005 4 года назад +3

      Gyro

    • @martialfarts4509
      @martialfarts4509 4 года назад +44

      ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

  • @BiLlY_24
    @BiLlY_24 4 года назад +6992

    The itsy bitzy spider: *climbs up the water spout*
    The rain:

  • @user-kc9pl6zt5o
    @user-kc9pl6zt5o 7 месяцев назад +5

    普通にカッコいい

  • @shannondotson2825
    @shannondotson2825 Год назад +35

    Hey blue devil fans

  • @Marin_Karin
    @Marin_Karin 4 года назад +5404

    Young McDonald's teenager cashier: *_makes a minor and harmless mistake_*
    Karen:

    • @MA-pg1id
      @MA-pg1id 4 года назад +275

      *I WANNA SPEAK WITH ZA MAGANAGUH!*

    • @Djay_B
      @Djay_B 4 года назад +71

      I'm sorry, I'm no Karen, but would you call a burger instead of chicken nuggets a "minor and harmless mistake?"

    • @Weeb_Wacker
      @Weeb_Wacker 4 года назад +16

      Ah yes my mom is like that but she’s not a Karen

    • @thewhinchester1543
      @thewhinchester1543 4 года назад +156

      Karen: Asks to see the manager
      The cashier, about to reveal that he is the manager:

    • @skelett5186
      @skelett5186 4 года назад +29

      the moment when you actually have star platinum

  • @chickenthejoe5681
    @chickenthejoe5681 3 года назад +3590

    What if you wanted to take over the world
    But a 17 year old said:
    "so it's the same type of stand"

    • @randomgoose9901
      @randomgoose9901 3 года назад +90

      I’d call him a copycat And proceed to die

    • @Auden.
      @Auden. 3 года назад +58

      Jotaro is literally the same type of stand the whole time he just never realized he could stop time

    • @mob4880
      @mob4880 3 года назад +55

      @@Auden. Star platinum was already op even without the ability to stop time tbh

    • @Auden.
      @Auden. 3 года назад +14

      Mob yes he was but dio would also be OP even if he didn’t know about time stop

    • @NoobGyver
      @NoobGyver 3 года назад +30

      *when you wanted to take over za warudo

  • @Yusa25
    @Yusa25 Год назад +17

    Before Netflix erased the first three seasons i managed to watch all of it before 28. February.
    We took are a great journey together.
    Part 3 is truly amazing. Will ever there be a part like this.

    • @JodaroKujo
      @JodaroKujo Год назад

      Netflix wtf
      I live in the US and it doesn’t say that for me

    • @WolfieHeartArts24
      @WolfieHeartArts24 Год назад

      @@JodaroKujo Same here man

    • @veno4657
      @veno4657 Год назад

      huh? i just watched battle tendency like 3 days ago on netflix

  • @raccoonguy2037
    @raccoonguy2037 Год назад +20

    Blue Devils, that's all I'll say

  • @michaelcamacho4912
    @michaelcamacho4912 4 года назад +4652

    When the two smartest kids in class get different answers:

    • @c4_kadalmen
      @c4_kadalmen 4 года назад +327

      Teacher : Yare Yare Daze

    • @breastmilkgaming
      @breastmilkgaming 4 года назад +189

      English Teacher : Good fucking grief

    • @mastersamp9192
      @mastersamp9192 4 года назад +175

      The two kids: ORA ORA ORA MUDA MUDA MUDA

    • @starplatinumgamergaming1163
      @starplatinumgamergaming1163 4 года назад +132

      *Everyone stands Back as both students ascend With their smart stands While ORA ORA MUDA MUDA intensifies, And The classroom is a mess with papers, flipped over chairs and Desks/computers/Equipment as well as they are broken, teacher ducks and yells what the hell is going on?! The Students are screaming, As they try to escape, but the door(s) and window(s) are locked due to the Immense stand Power, for everyone will need to see the fight of the the Two Top Smartest of the class*

    • @michaelcamacho4912
      @michaelcamacho4912 4 года назад +49

      Hey one of the stands will be called "Think Sharp"
      It'll be a living brain holding a sword with it's retinas

  • @weaamwaleed6845
    @weaamwaleed6845 3 года назад +3936

    Every stardust episode:
    Jotaro gets beat up
    Enemy gloats on how they won
    This song plays
    Enemy no longer exists on this earth

  • @NASA_Halo101
    @NASA_Halo101 9 месяцев назад +13

    The Blue Devils 2023 second movement

  • @lilacflora
    @lilacflora Год назад +18

    Greatest JoJo theme for me! Really hype and badass!

  • @user-kp7xr5lg8u
    @user-kp7xr5lg8u 4 года назад +3668

    Spider: scared the shit out of the class
    Australian foreign exchange student:

  • @josu7418
    @josu7418 5 лет назад +5149

    Me studying: That question wont be on the test
    The question:

    • @trolnova9429
      @trolnova9429 4 года назад +6

      Nova hi other Nova

    • @quisqueyanguy120
      @quisqueyanguy120 4 года назад +61

      Question: Yare Yate Daze...

    • @jjgtheperson5998
      @jjgtheperson5998 4 года назад +45

      3:44

    • @Daydy377
      @Daydy377 4 года назад +9

      My wallet: _Yare Yare Daze_

    • @realize8405
      @realize8405 4 года назад +27

      Question: Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda!
      My phone: Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora!

  • @mcgliry8279
    @mcgliry8279 7 месяцев назад +12

    I'm not a Jojo fan but this masterpiece is tempting me to read the manga and watch the anime💯

  • @koch.xyzt.
    @koch.xyzt. Год назад +12

    This theme is truly a banger.

  • @pessimiztcburger743
    @pessimiztcburger743 4 года назад +2467

    Anime girl: *Wears a skirt*
    Any nearby breeze:

    • @leeto369
      @leeto369 4 года назад +132

      Sees a bulge and realized they just got trapped

    • @crazy_boi1247
      @crazy_boi1247 4 года назад +34

      Holy mother thats's hentai

    • @optimusburrinktea562
      @optimusburrinktea562 4 года назад +20

      Leeto even better

    • @jacek4423
      @jacek4423 4 года назад +44

      Polnareff (in sign language) : your underwear is showing

    • @lylevillanueva8624
      @lylevillanueva8624 4 года назад +2

      The Protagonist who protecc the girl :

  • @japaneseambassador3562
    @japaneseambassador3562 4 года назад +3842

    Assassins: Ah, he's finally out of weapons...
    John Wick with a quarter:

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 4 года назад +111

      A fookin’...quarter.

    • @tacodog767
      @tacodog767 4 года назад +82

      I know that's a joke, but let's be honest, that's not far fetch.

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 4 года назад +76

      He *is* good at improvising, isn’t he?

    • @rudolvonstroheim6179
      @rudolvonstroheim6179 4 года назад +58

      I mean he killed someone with a pencil. A FUCKING PENCIL!

    • @AppledirtArchive
      @AppledirtArchive 4 года назад +39

      @@greywalker505 Yes but did he deflect bullets with a chunk of Nazi hair?

  • @user-yq3rh1us2h
    @user-yq3rh1us2h 9 месяцев назад +3

    夏休みの宿題が終わらない時に頭で流れる音楽No.1

  • @TheSeabornGaming
    @TheSeabornGaming Год назад +8

    I think Steely Dan’s fight was the most satisfying to have this music accompanying the beat down

    • @hondaaccord1399
      @hondaaccord1399 Месяц назад

      I won't lie, Alessi being a skeevy bastard made this theme feel pretty satisfying

  • @Dextremus
    @Dextremus 3 года назад +3064

    Polnareff: trying to find a decent bathroom
    Enemy Stand Users:

    • @firstname8044
      @firstname8044 3 года назад +14

      Kakyoin And Jotaro Spending Some wholesome time together ruclips.net/video/-JiA_5Uu4Rc/видео.html

    • @joshuabruun3813
      @joshuabruun3813 3 года назад +5

      Not again

    • @yxuser
      @yxuser 3 года назад +8

      @@firstname8044 bruh lmao

    • @sabotagamerxd8100
      @sabotagamerxd8100 3 года назад +5

      @@firstname8044 are you okay?

    • @sabotagamerxd8100
      @sabotagamerxd8100 3 года назад +7

      @@firstname8044 damn gay

  • @ichiro319
    @ichiro319 3 года назад +2134

    People on December 31: "Finally, 2020 is gonna be over"
    *December 32, 2020:*

  • @dima_briefel
    @dima_briefel 6 месяцев назад +4

    I just can't be bored by this *_golden_* mix of jazz and dubstep

  • @ammariyoucef6581
    @ammariyoucef6581 11 месяцев назад +10

    God damn I'm addicted to this theme song

  • @LifeHubNdMore
    @LifeHubNdMore 4 года назад +8170

    Doctors: “You’ll be fine it’s just a common cold”
    The avengers walking into my hospital room:

    • @trappytheking550
      @trappytheking550 4 года назад +172

      Giorno theme is more fit for this comment

    • @memeguy9515
      @memeguy9515 4 года назад +74

      @@trappytheking550 Il vento d'oro*

    • @BigOofer1
      @BigOofer1 4 года назад +7

      @@trappytheking550 kek

    • @LifeHubNdMore
      @LifeHubNdMore 4 года назад +48

      @weebnutcake XxX420 No, i'm not gay.

    • @gaspastrike
      @gaspastrike 4 года назад +17

      Avengers one day, Tony Stark the next

  • @obviously_not_dio_brando8566
    @obviously_not_dio_brando8566 3 года назад +8378

    When the bully insults the wheelchair kid and he stands up

    • @ruskituski6996
      @ruskituski6996 3 года назад +273

      ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!!

    • @AJOlaks
      @AJOlaks 3 года назад +262

      obviously_not _Dio_Brando ah I see you are not Dio Brando

    • @mac9506
      @mac9506 3 года назад +93

      DIO JOESTAR wtf

    • @mariahschlitzkus4755
      @mariahschlitzkus4755 3 года назад +268

      That's the literal plot of part 7

    • @goldenanarchy6248
      @goldenanarchy6248 3 года назад +104

      He better say sorry to Johnny or he’s gonna be a pile of dust

  • @Aliarmangamingedits
    @Aliarmangamingedits 9 месяцев назад +3

    just pure masterpiece

  • @maxolson7104
    @maxolson7104 11 месяцев назад +17

    Hello, Blue Devils fans.

  • @deaditalianguy7353
    @deaditalianguy7353 4 года назад +8773

    Wolf: Yes! I've blown away those little piggies' houses! Onto the last one
    3rd pig's brick house:

  • @Bezdar0
    @Bezdar0 Год назад +2

    This is MASTERPIECE!

  • @conciouswellbeing
    @conciouswellbeing 4 месяца назад +6

    Pucci: I achieved heaven at last!
    Emporio: Breath Air!

  • @infraredtoa9105
    @infraredtoa9105 4 года назад +3277

    Weebs: *Arguing over who is best girl/waifu*
    Speedwagon:

    • @FreezyAnimates
      @FreezyAnimates 4 года назад +9

      Akane Owari

    • @waifu27
      @waifu27 4 года назад +21

      speedwagon is the best waifu, but he isn't a girl

    • @infraredtoa9105
      @infraredtoa9105 4 года назад +52

      @@waifu27 I knew someone would realize that...
      He is the best waifu, but he is no girl.

    • @FreezyAnimates
      @FreezyAnimates 4 года назад +1

      Speedwagon is best

    • @Kamui3821
      @Kamui3821 4 года назад

      I got a few that no one cares about

  • @rymoni1814
    @rymoni1814 4 года назад +2855

    Me: Mom, where do babies come from?
    Mom: well son when a-
    My big brother:

    • @frenchfriesfan2005
      @frenchfriesfan2005 4 года назад +136

      They come from sax

    • @mattnasty3919
      @mattnasty3919 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @user-ek2xg3ps5s
      @user-ek2xg3ps5s 4 года назад +37

      Ah Giorno be gentler ! GENTLER !

    • @Alex-uq1el
      @Alex-uq1el 4 года назад +53

      The best part about this comment is that it was on Jotaro’s theme instead of Giorno’s theme, and Jotaro is 100% the type of older brother to do this.

    • @ludowic8187
      @ludowic8187 4 года назад +20

      Bodya 2.0 I, Giorno Giovanna, just fucked a prostitute

  • @IogurteComFejao
    @IogurteComFejao 4 месяца назад +7

    Good part 0:00 - 5:08

  • @jimmytheechidna
    @jimmytheechidna Год назад +19

    I didn't do this alone. Jolyne knew I'd make it here, and this is what she would have wanted me to do! Weather too, and F.F, Ermes, Anasui, and even Mr. Jotaro. We had no idea what the future held, but we all had resolutions. The one who couldn't accept their own fate was you, Pucci. Your fate is walking down the path of justice! You're done for!

  • @Salak0924
    @Salak0924 3 года назад +1637

    Nobody:
    *Jojo fans when someone asks for a anime suggestion:*

    • @crvtbn5967
      @crvtbn5967 3 года назад +26

      JoJo fans: Naruto is pretty good

    • @bloodybo0x703
      @bloodybo0x703 3 года назад +7

      *wAt GoInG oN pLz HeLlP* me stupid

    • @Heihachi_Joestar
      @Heihachi_Joestar 3 года назад +2

      True

    • @Lernyd
      @Lernyd 3 года назад +3

      @@crvtbn5967 NANI?

    • @bluetowel-reko
      @bluetowel-reko 3 года назад +5

      @@crvtbn5967 Yaro... MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA _M U D A_

  • @daggerace9918
    @daggerace9918 3 года назад +3274

    teacher: "there are 3 states of matter"
    the kid that knows about plasma:

    • @xxbggam3rxx421
      @xxbggam3rxx421 3 года назад +127

      The kid who knows about einstein bose condensate:

    • @soydark7393
      @soydark7393 3 года назад +12

      And liquid glass xd

    • @ska_7301
      @ska_7301 3 года назад +55

      The two other kids that know about Bose-Einstein and Fermionic Condensate:
      AYAYAYAAYYY

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 3 года назад +40

      @@ska_7301
      That one kid who knows about quarkonium and quark degenerate matter: (Insert Giorno's theme here)
      The teacher: metaphorically gets 7-paged muda'd.

    • @vasileandreicalin3143
      @vasileandreicalin3143 3 года назад +18

      @@ska_7301 the kid that knows about neutron matter, strange matter, superfluids, n e u t r o n l a s a g n a: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

  • @sem_aki
    @sem_aki Год назад +9

    When this played in Stone Ocean I lost it

  • @r3x85
    @r3x85 11 месяцев назад +9

    This theme is so good that Jotaro let Emporio borrow it

    • @JodaroKujo
      @JodaroKujo 11 месяцев назад +2

      Jotaro knew Emporios was worthy of being called Joestar

    • @r3x85
      @r3x85 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@JodaroKujo Yes

    • @adityannair3278
      @adityannair3278 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@JodaroKujohis theme is a fucking legend man
      Defeating 3 villians of different part
      No other Jojo theme has ever done that

  • @quocvietophu1627
    @quocvietophu1627 4 года назад +5374

    French government: *exists*
    French people every 70 years:

  • @giornogiovanna1692
    @giornogiovanna1692 4 года назад +24415

    When you’re playing hide and seek with a blind kid then he says he sees you:

    • @banancorn9894
      @banancorn9894 4 года назад +778

      Giorno Giovanna how’s Italy

    • @giornogiovanna1692
      @giornogiovanna1692 4 года назад +895

      Sketcher you’re really stupid aren’t ya? Italy and France are two different places fool

    • @ceoofdinosaurs4276
      @ceoofdinosaurs4276 4 года назад +453

      Giorno Giovanna did Fugo come back or he still wherever he is

    • @Potatoman0852
      @Potatoman0852 4 года назад +154

      I would run if he said that

    • @CLAYTERRACOTTA
      @CLAYTERRACOTTA 4 года назад +211

      N'Doul

  • @brando8174
    @brando8174 Год назад +12

    Hello BD

  • @shaazo36
    @shaazo36 10 месяцев назад +10

    Shoutouts to the blue devils!

  • @romulogabrielb.ocfemia6847
    @romulogabrielb.ocfemia6847 3 года назад +5454

    when you yell ZA WARUDO as a joke and the room turns gray:

    • @thepancqke2671
      @thepancqke2671 3 года назад +667

      That one kid who has the same power :

    • @cringerfilmmaker
      @cringerfilmmaker 3 года назад +405

      @@thepancqke2671 "Yare yare daze.."

    • @Elizabeth-sx4vq
      @Elizabeth-sx4vq 3 года назад +143

      @TheLuigi573 star platinum THE WORLD

    • @taranijan0794
      @taranijan0794 3 года назад +94

      @@Elizabeth-sx4vq ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

    • @Elizabeth-sx4vq
      @Elizabeth-sx4vq 3 года назад +54

      @@taranijan0794 "ger activates" you will never reach the truth