Cat Names That Always Smack at an Animal Hospital
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- Опубликовано: 4 июл 2024
- It’s been a hot minute since I’ve made a great name video! And let’s all be honest with each other… cats have the BEST names ;-) Looks like the dog lovers are just gonna have to prove me wrong in the comments.
I once met a cat named Schrodinger because he was discovered sleeping in a box and it took a few minutes to verify he was alive.
Genius 😂
Schrodinger's a great name for a cat no matter what the story.
Im crying 😂😂😂
*Owner:* "Is Schrodinger going to be alright?"
*Vet:* "That depends..."
That's so clever!
“Sorry, I have to take care of a Work Email” sounds like a great way to get out of unwanted social engagements. :)
Absolutely!😂
Maybe they live in an apartment where no pets are allowed
Oooh so that's why!
You would not be lying. 😅😂
right 🤣
missed the perfect opportunity to say Mjolnir can only be picked up by those deemed worthy -_- smdh
Should've been called "Mew-lnir".
THAT is genius
My cat had kittens, boy, boy, boy and a girl. Took them to the vet, vet said boy, boy, boy and a girl. I named the girl Nancy. A few months later the 'crown jewels' appeared but he'd already learned his name and I didn't want to confuse him, so he became Nancy-Boy! The vet couldn't stop laughing!
Sourdough sounds like the perfect name for a fat, cantankerous kitty.
I'd say it's a family name, one that never dies and is used on each new cat.
It would be better if we get to see the cat itself.
So that's what we should've named our fat and grumpy calico Marilyn...
@@benwagner5089 This is true for all the best loafs
A perfect allusion to cat loaf 🍞
Tuxedo cat named Rental
😂😂😂
This made me laugh out loud😹
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That got a laugh
Simba is from a shelter. I had a wet tube treat to coax him out of hiding in the meeting room - he was trying to get the treat while the attendant spoke to my mother about the cat she wanted. I extended my hand for him, he bravely emerged from his cubby, ignored the treat, and nuzzled my hand. Immediately smearing the extended treat all over his forehead. My heart melted, now I live with a constant tripping hazard.
My recent take in is a black cat that can't or won't retract his claws so they always stand out stark white and ready against his pitch fur. He is Murder Mittens.
In vet school, one of my favorite cat names was for an amputee cat. They named her Yardstick, because she only had three feet. 😂😂😂
A friend of mine had a three legged cat named Tripod.
One of my foster kittens was a three legged little guy named Pogo
That's genuinely brilliant
@@pegs1659 We had a three legged cat named Tripud. Like puddycat lol
I had a friend with a three-legged cat called "Tripod".
The Cat Distribution System dropped a kitten off in my yard. His name is now Squeaky Squeakersqueaks McSqueakerson von Squeaksalot because he communicates like a broke squeaky toy 24 hrs a day.
That is dedication to the name indeed 😂
I would love to be in the vet's waiting room when they call out that name. 😂
I think of Emperor's New Groove with that name
“The Cat Distribution System”
I love this!
I had a sweet girl I named Shadow (all black except for a spot on her chest) but ended up calling her Squeaky for the same reason. She never meowed.
Cat owners will name their cats the most unhinged string of words ever put together and yet somehow there’s always flawless logic behind it
As a cat shelter volunteer, I really appreciated taking care go the Addams family, Gomez and Morticia were the sweetest.
I introduced my cat to the Vet as, "King Buddy the First, Emperor."
He looks at me funny, and asks, "Emperor? What did he conquer?"
"My heart."
"Fair enough." He turns to Buddy, does a proper full-on Roman Salute, and says, "Ave, Buddy Rex, IMPERATOR!"
I looked at his assistant, and said, "What was I just saying, about why I like hanging out with Health Care professionals?"
She giggles and says, "Because we're edumacated."
That sounds like a good vet :)
Ave, Buddy Rex, Imperator!!
edjumacated takes the cake.
your vet sounds amazing.
My cat's called Tennyson - his vet always came out to the waiting room and called 'Alfred, Lord Tennyson please'. Cue funny looks from the other owners, but cats would say the vet is just acknowledging their superior status.....😸
Cats always get the best/weirdest/most unique names, because cat owners don't usually call their names out in public.
100%. When I've taken my cats to the vet for shots and neutering they ask "how do you spell that?" and I just say "however you want, they don't spellcheck"
@@oopomopoo We had a female cat named Bretzel (pretzel in french), During a visit to the vet the receptionist spells it "Bretzelle" (feminizing the word) and we didn't even reacted, just all collectively thought "yup, I guess that's how it's spelled now."
Our current cat is Bounty, it's his legal name from the foster family, and we liked it so we didn't change it, he is black and white but I'm pretty sure he has an orange brain.
Someone I knew told the (possibly apocryphal) tale that he had a black cat named N***er.
Nah I think rodents have even more naming potential. for example, I know someone who named their guinea pigs all after food their fur resembled, Latte macchiato, Sracciatella and such
And then there’s my family naming cats. Every cat we’ve had has had a normal human name.
Almost two years ago I rescued a teeny, ill, feral void boy from the colony in our field. His full government name is Tiniest Void, Babiest of Bats, Sootiest of Sprites, First and Last of His Name. His sister, a silver tabby-dilute tortie combo, rescued from a different batch of field kittens, is called Argent Moonchild.
Beetle.. he tried to pounce on a beetle when he was little and promptly fell over into the garden😂😂
My cat Rover's name was the bane of my Vet clinic. They finally changed his chart name to 'Rover the Cat' so the techs would quit panicking when they went to get 'Rover' for a procedure and couldn't find him in the dog room.
Reading this made my night. Thank you.
Reminds me of a cat I petsit named Spot. Makes sense since he's a cowcat.
seriously hysterical
Did they look in the car park too? :D
We had a tech actually look in the carrier and say "oh, it's a cat!" once. Her name is Charlie, it's not even a super doggy name...
My niece's last name is Pack. Her cat is Six. The vet assistants love calling out her name, "Six Pack." 😂
Please tell me that's when a mega chonk enters the room...
Black Flag already wrote that cat a theme song.
@@powerpuff_avenger Mega_Chonk has entered the chat.
My sister did that with her dog. He was a black Labrador. Her married name is Meyer. They named the dog Oscar.
I have a feral rescue I named Speedbump because I rescued him after he fell out of a car in front of me one day. All healed now and much less spicy!
I think “Microwave” or “Work Email” are my favorites 😂
Drywall was my personal favorite from the spay/neuter clinic I worked at. Cute little calico. I’m sure you can figure out where they found her
In 2007 I rescued a feral kitten that had been rejected by its mama from the ductwork of my central air unit. I named her Freon .
@@FidgetAndFreonXD
My mom has a cat named Pissous or something like that. Basically means piss on. The cat peed in the potato bag as a kitten. -_-“
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I read this and burst out laughing, “Drywall” is such a funny name
My girls(sisters) are Thelma and Louise. 😊😊
I had a cat named D.C. That stood for 'Damn Cat'. He managed to spit a pill the vet tried to give him back up the vet's nose. One of the assistants had to use forceps to retrieve the pill before it dissolved up there. This isn't how he earned his name, but let's just say it wasn't out of character.
Coincidence! - I had an orange bastard named Rotten, as in Rotten Damned Cat. He came to me in a Huggies box as a kitten.
My grandpa had a cat named DC! He got his name from the neighbor because he was very territorial and would chase her dogs out of my grandpa's yard.
There's a movie about a cat named that
D.C.'s not using an aimbot is he? that's wild accuracy to, as a cat, SPIT a pill into a NOSTRIL lol
@@Sphendrana I'm not sure he didn't do it on purpose, honestly. Some of his other adventures included:
He was built like a bulldog that did weight training. One time we were trying to get him to the vet (always a rodeo) and my wife got him with both hands on his scruff. He dug into the carpet with all 4 paws and actually managed to pull a full grown adult woman half way across the living room.
We got a full grown black lab/mix. The dog was about 65 pounds. D.C. instantly HATED the dog with a white hot passion. The dog instantly LOVED the cat. The first time the dog came home, he ran up to the cat and licked him from head to tail, then just stood there being a goof. D.C. looked up, saw that this was a boy dog, and swatted him in the manhood (doghood?). The poor dog almost did a forward flip when he jumped.
The dog liked to sleep under the cat post. D.C. would jump off of the top and land on the dog at least twice a week, and that was a 16 pound cat from 5 feet up. They eventually got to be friends, and would curl up together to nap, but the kitty suplex from the top rope never stopped.
D.C. would forget to swallow when he was being petted. He would start to purr, and drool uncontrollably. Like, buckets of cat drool. Cute and gross at the same time.
He passed on years ago at 17. He was an awesome little guy,, and I still miss the fuzzy little jerk.
I had a cat that I named Potato. Mostly because he was beigy-brownish in color and when he was curled up as a kitten he looked potato-esque. But also because he was born with some rather quirky mental impairments so the name really fit him.
He was about as sharp as a pound of wet leather, but he had a heart of gold. I miss my little tater. Even if he had a lazy eye, couldn't meow right, blepped constantly, and occasionally went full insane-o mode.
(I assume the cat passed away)
Fly high, lil tater ❤🕊️
@@Whyamiawakeat3am Thank you, yes it's been a few years now
@@Xaevryn I know what it’s like to deal with losing a pet, I’m sorry that you had to go through that ❤️
Attila got her name because she would attack out of nowhere. A rescue, who had problems.
Had 2 gerbils called Gin & Tonic. Getting their names shouted out at the vet was always a laugh.
When I was in Jr. High the science teacher let us take home gerbils for the summer. My older sister named them Whiskey & Brandy.
I have two gerbils each missing a limb, so they’re Swash & Buckle 🏴☠️
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Are you a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fan?
I had a pair of light tan and cream gerbils called Spud and Tater. I found a vet that would neuter male gerbils in town, so with litter the whole group went to the vet to have Spud neutered. I put the jumbo kritter keeper on the counter when checking in, and the receptionist asked who was this? I said with a straight face, “This is Spud and Tater, and Tater’s tots.” (Litter of six about a week old). Whole front office had a good laugh.
When I worked as a vet tech we had a very fat (nearly 35lb) tuxedo cat come in for a first wellness. Sweet cat, purr like a jet engine, but so fat he couldn’t stand or sit for prolonged periods and he couldn’t lie on the table with his feet tucked under, so he just kinda belly flopped with his legs flopped out to the sides. Name: Shamu 😂
Owners were long time clients with 7 other cats and took immaculate care of all of them. They’d just adopted him. He’d been turned over to rescue by his elderly owner who doted on him and fed him tuna and half and half and kept forgetting if she’d fed him or not. Her health was failing and she was moving in with her daughter who was horribly allergic so he had to find a new home. Shamu was in pretty good shape considering. They put him on a diet and exercise regimen and while he remained a rather stout fellow he did slim down to about 20lbs over the next year and could at least move normally and clean himself properly.
I had a cat named Jack, after Jack the Ripper. He was a vicious ankle biter with very sharp claws as a kitten. After he became an adult however, he got very fat from trying to keep the food away from the other cats. So, he ended up with the nicknames Shamu the Land Whale and Moby Jack the Great Striped Whale. Eventually everybody needed prescription diets and we figured out a way to get him to slim down.
Had a cat named Stormy, 20 lbs chonker, he loved his food. Deserved it after everything he had been through tho. Thought we'd lose him at various points in his life, before he needed to be put down.
Also worked at a shelter, where they had a 35ish lbs cat...just massive...
2 cats chose to live with us having been left when a neighbour moved and left them , mother & daughter they didn't tell us there names so we called them Tart & Ratbag. Used to get odd looks when we went to the vets. Long story how they got their names.
We have 2 fat males. Don't know their current weights. One JR (black cat) went out on a trip for a week, thought he was gone forever because he didn't do that kind of thing that long, and he came back with pillow paw. Unfortunately the only medication that work for him, also makes him feel like he's starving to death and makes him retain weight. The vet once us to portion control the dry, but for our situation and how many rescues we have, that isn't practical. He does get a very small portion of wet food because his sister has to have to for medication she needs (God seems to send us all the ones that need medical help......our wallets are about gone though) so of course he gets a taste, plus it helps his coat from the meds.
Our other guy, Duke (white with gray patches) he is genetically born to be chubby. He's a tamed wild cat and we kept them all fed, but his Dad was naturally chubby, even though we know he was getting over fed........then add to that he seems to identify as a dog and likes to eat their food. Which we are currently working on
Kudos to the new adopted parents!! That takes a dedication!
I accidentally renamed our cat Pavlov style by jokingly calling her my 'Pudgey Little Muffin' when feeding her. One morning what came out was 'my Little Pudgin' which I thought was hilarious, so I started calling her that at meal times. She came booking it around the courner licking her chops when I was telling my husband this a couple weeks later, and its now her full time name 😹
Pico de Gato is so cute!! When that lady said the cat's "full government name" 😂😂
I was feeding some elusive feral cats at my dad's place while I was there taking care of him after surgery. I rarely saw more than one or two of the cats at a time and they always kept their distance, waiting to come up and eat until i'd put their food on the deck and gone back inside. I thought there were only two orange tabbies in the colony until January 2022 when I looked outside and saw 4 orange tabbies including a 3 or 4 month old kitten! I shook my head, mumbled "I must have lost my marbles!" before adding another can of cat food to the bowl and taking it outside. A couple days later my dad yelled out "Casey! Marbles is on the deck! He wants food!" I said "Pardon?" and Dad replied "That little orange kitten. I thought you said his name is Marbles and that you'd lost him. Well, he's on the deck right now and he looks hungry!" From that day forward his name was Marbles. By March he let us stay on the deck while he ate. In April he started aslking to be petted and rolling over for tummy rubs. On May 20, 2022 we picked Marbles up and brought him inside the house. He was my dad's best buddy, always at his side, sleeping with him every night and every nap, even riding on the seat of Dad's walker to keep him company while he did his walking for physio or even just to the bathroom and back to the living room, right up to the day Dad passed away. Marbles is the most incredible cat I've ever known. We now have Marbles, his littermate/sister Monsoon, their younger brother Pepper, the two surviving kittens (Yvie and Ru) from Monsoons first live litter as a feral born in April 2023 and Willow who was born in a litter of 4 that Monsoon had in my spare/quarantine room a month after we caught her in our live trap. I found homes for the other 3 (Bob, Bianca, and Katya) and now everyone is neutered and they have a forever home with me. They are far too tame to ever release and, since they're so tame, there's no need to release them.🧡🧡
Beautiful. Thank you for sharing a bit of your life with us.
What a great story! Marbles sounds like he would be a great subject for a book. 😁
What an amazing story - wish can share pics in comments
😂 That has to be one of the best cat naming stories I've heard. I'm glad Marbles blessed your lives.
Beautiful story, 😊
A 15 pound purr machine, who is not fat, just absolutely huge..... named "Fluff Daddy"
A friend of mine had a tubby one named "Fat Boy."
Fluff boy, we have little man.
We have the Supreme Leader, Kim Jong Un. He's black and white, extremely fat, and loves to purr. He goes by Kim.
Two of my kitties were named Poopie and Stinky, they were rescues that had the runs when we got them. We now have Piggly and Wiggly, and their younger brother Sir Nibbles Licksalot
I was traveling in the Holyland years ago and our guide informed us of a slang hebrew word for "chaos and utter destruction"...the quipped that "Balagan" would be a great name for a kitten...and now I have my very own Balagan....who absolutely lives up to her name. 😂😂
One of my boy cats is named Pippin. Yes, he asks for second breakfast. Yes, he knocks stuff over and touches stuff he shouldn't. He isn't the brightest of cats. But very loyal, brave, and gets along with everyone.
This is GOLD! Great name for a kitty with that personality. 😂
Is he orange? Please tell me he’s orange 😂
@@SillyKali413 Light brown tabby, but his nose is a bit orange.
I used to have a Pippin just like thY 😢❤ Love our loyal, food-obsessed, clumsy boys ❤
hopefully his full name is Peregrin Took!
My favorite from my vet tech days is Beeping Sleauty
That is so silly, but really made me laugh. 😊
Who doesn't love a good spoonerism 🌜
Now need a cat named Rindercella.
Lol’d for real
sounds like something from Angry Beavers
i was so embarrassed when the tech called out Jellybean Bonanza into the waiting room.
We had a cat named "Spotted Seal" ... living close to the Alps region, this was extra entertaining when calling the vet's office for an appointment...
I never thought I'll be so happy about hearing "Work Email" 😅😂
Boss: Any big plans this weekend?
Gonna dedicate some tome to Work Email.
@@heidic527And I'll bet the reason for that name was exactly for an excuse like that or something similar.😂
"What are you looking at?" "Work email :D"
The greatest cat name I've ever heard is still Princess Monstertruck. So good.
I know who you're talking about! The girl with the huge underbite! She has an IG account under the same name :)
I had a male Tuxedo cat named Laptop. Everyone thought I named him that since I married a computer programmer. No, no, the cat gave himself that name after he demanded my Mom's lap. He was the type of cat that when he saw a lap, he had to be on top of that lap. He was so memorable that my vets remembered me 7 years after he passed when I showed up with another rescued cat.
Now Now. We took him in and started feeding him wet food with our other cats and when we were getting ready he'd just be going like "nooow! Nooow! Nooooow!" so the name stuck. My mother apparently got a chuckle from the vet over it too. XD
In fairness to Microwave it probably was where a lot of cool food smells were coming from.
I have one that dives right into the fridge the moment I open the door.
I had one who would jump onto my shoulder whenever I opened the freezer, like she was perusing dinner options. Her sister liked to explore the fridge. With those two we learned to always check before closing the door so they didn't get locked in and suffocated.
Our male cat liked to sit in the crockpot.
we have a rule in our house about NOT leaving the microwave door open for this reason. She was inside the microwave tongue-washing the top panel.
Interesting thing - I have an ant problem in my kitchen (tropics problem…/sigh). But the one place they won’t go is inside my microwave. Makes it a great storage spot (except I’m no doubt passively irradiating my bread). But I did learn that for cinnamon doughnuts they will brave the radioactive wasteland 🍩 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜 🐜
lmaoo for my cat at least, its because its a small, unknown box, therefore she must sit in it. regardless of if i'm currently trying to get a steaming hot bowl of soup out of said microwave, she simply Must get in it.
My cousin called their cat "Dinner". The vet snort-laughed when I made a vet appointment for her while cat sitting.
Call making a vet appointment a Dinner reservation
@@iloveadeafboy17 Put her in a dress and call her Fancy Dinner. Put a carrot on her while she's sleeping and call her a Dinner Plate. Put some bunny ears on her and call her Easter Dinner. 😄
I have a buddy who is a private pilot. He says there is a traveling pet duck who goes with his pilot owner to airshows, who is also named Dinner 😂
We know of an annoying rooster called Sunday Dinner. K
Woulge? It is my cat
My boy, Odin, only has one eye. "Polyphemus get off the counter!" just didn't sound right.
It took a while to decide on a name for our rescue, but being 15 pounds, steel-blue with spots of rust color here and there, he earned the name Rusty the Tank! Gentle giant, I'm happy to say.
I had a Christo-Fur. My roommate at the time was studying Latin, and pointed out that Christo means God, and Fur means Thief. So along with being an adorable Christofur, he was also God of Thieves.
Christ comes from the Greek word χριστός (chrīstós), meaning "anointed one". The word is derived from the Greek verb χρίω (chrī́ō), meaning "to anoint." In the Greek Septuagint, χριστός was a semantic loan used to translate the Hebrew מָשִׁיחַ (Mašíaḥ, messiah), meaning "[one who is] anointed".
at first i thought it might mean Thief of God, not sure which i like better
@@caligulathegodSo then together it means “Anointed Thief”? Lol, I hope the OP sees your reply, because Anointed Thief sounds so much less significant than what they thought it meant. 😂
My brain kept it in English grammar. I thought the translation would be God Thief. Like he steals gods.
@@caligulathegodYes, in greek. But latin a much older language, which is the basis for a good amount of languages. Meaning both of you are right. It just depends on what language you base it off of!
I was taking my kittens to get checked out and once she was done with us, she shouted:
"UNCLE RUCKUS". 😂😂😂
There popped out this cute dog 😂
Well, well, well…
No relation
My husband works for a garbage company and found our first cat screaming his (kitty's) lungs out on one of the trucks (stray, NOT thrown out). That was the day the Freddie Mercury movie came out (husband being a huge Queen fan, we were going). So we got Freddie. But all the vet techs call him Garbagekitty .
One of my cats is named Kink, because he was born with a wonky tail that has three kinks in it, and a little kink on his nose. I almost regretted when I took him to the vet and the attendant came out and was like "okay, ready for a... Kink?" and half the lobby was like wtf while the other half laughed and I just pretended nothing was weird at all.
“Don’t ask.” But I want to ask! 😂
I have one called Mischief and one called Mayhem 😄
That's amazing!
👍 😂
Those are great names.
My in laws had a golden retriever named Mischief.
Those names tell me quite a bit about them. 😂
My cat's name is Monet, he's a black and white cat, we thought it was funny to name him after a painter of incredibly colorful paintings. He's the sweetest cat I've ever seen.
That's funny. There are actually Monet "fake" paintings with black or black and white cats in them. Hobby Lobby had some.
I had an opposite name too, Nössö (Finnish for wuss, but more cutesy) was unbelievably brave cat, she even chased a German Shepherd once. She always had her much more timid sisters back and loved to walk on a leash like a dog. Only New Year and fireworks made her anxious, otherwise she was just like living teddybear, without any worries in the world.
My friend had a bunch of rabbits named after painters (including a Monet, of course). I always thought it was just a cute little thing his family decided on. I came to find out years later the tradition got started because their first rabbit got an ear bitten off by a litter mate so they decided to name him Van Gogh. 😂😂
Named mine Monet because from far away she was okay but up close shes a big ol' mess
That's such a cat owner thing to do, name a monochrome cat after a colourful painter. I love it
When I met my husband at 16 he had a cat named Stupid. Apparently he had been gifted to him when he was 10 and, well, 10 year olds can be silly with names. His mother was so embarrassed when taking him to the vet, they knew him as "Stewey" instead of Stupid. It always made me laugh. He was the sweetest Siamese I had ever met. It's been over 20 years and I still miss the heck outta him.
We once took our tiny cat, Thunder, to the vet at the same time as a great dane named Thunder. It was pretty funny when they came out for us before the dog and had to clarify.
When I was a kid (maybe even before I was born, I’m not sure), my dad befriended a black and white cat. She decided that our home was, in fact, her home too. He named her Nobody because that’s all she had when she first showed up. She was a grumpy old thing but very loved by all of our family. Her nose dripped constantly when she would purr. I remember finding it terribly funny that we would say things like “Nobody is here” or “Nobody loves me” and actually mean our beloved kitty.
I like how your dad thinks 😂
Imagine if nobody had kittens, you could have named them something similar, like somebody, everybody, things like that. Could also do something like Nobody else.
Now I want to name a cat somebody because “I have to go take care of Somebody.”
My cat's full name is Maximus (we call him Max) but I was at the vet one time with him and heard the tech call out "Okay, I'm looking for Monkeyface?" A young woman with a cat carrier stood up and said "Oh, it's actually MR. Monkeyface" and just casually walked back with the tech lol.
well did she take your spot?
we get a few chuckles from others in the waiting room when the vet calls "Applejam"
My cat dingus went to the vet and had the whole front desk laughing at her name. They told me earlier that day a cat named menopause (maybe spelled menopaws) made them laugh as well
FAT M.I.L.F.........My former blue princess was a heavily pregnant stray I took in.
She was very barrel like yet so thin, hungry and adoringly affectionate we called her Fat M.I.L.F. (the mother I like to fuss).
She bore 6 beautiful kittens of which one I kept and she is now 15yrs old.
Sadly Fat Milf passed away 5yrs ago to cancer but she had the most amazing life which she repaid 10 fold with her love, trust and loyalty.
Beautiful
❤
That’s the best ❤😂
and im sorry for your loss 😢
My orange craziness is called Sir Furgus Don Fluffigus Fergermeister Meisterfurger the Soggy. I have never had a vet tech laugh so hard or show so much dedication at getting as much of his name as possible on the chart
Wow, that’s a good one, especially “the soggy” 😂
I would like to know the story behind the "Soggy" part.
@@weirdredpanda The first thing he did when he was allowed to explore more of the house was climb into the bathtub and he only did it after someone took a bath or shower. For the first six months it seemed like he was continuously soggy because he was always finding water to lay in. Toilet lids have to be kept down because he will sit in the toilet and play in it. He's almost a year old...now he climbs in sinks.
@@brikramberg8084you sure he's a cat and not part duck 😭
Give himb an extra treato for me for the amazing name
My youngest cat is called Therapy, because I'm trying to recover from being a crazy cat lady. Down to four cats now.
My neighbour’s cats names: Loaf and Gramophone.
I remember that there was a dog at a dog show who's name was Dammit. He was in an obedience ring (they have to follow certain commands - hence "obedience") and the uproar that occurred when his handler first called out his name was hilarious. My mother said that he had to prove that was the dog's name and that he wasn't swearing, lol .
He’s just named after a song, that’s all. What’s wrong with that? 😄
My father once met a dog named s*** 😂😂
'Come here Dammit'...lols
@@angelmessenger8240 it was "Dammit come!!". 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Git over here, Dammit!" "Dammit, what are you doing?" Probably the phrases used a lot as a puppy so the dog just figured that was his name and everyone went with it
One of the funniest cat names I ever saw was simply '#10'
Yes, the number 10.
It came down to situation. We went to an asian restaraunt many, many years ago and saw a mostly black on black tabby striped cat wandering around the dining area. Didn't think much of it and perused the menus. Since we westerners make absolute hash out of asian words most of the menus have numbers. Under main courses there were items 1 thru 9, 11-35. Again, it looked like a typo as item 9 was at the bottom of a row.
But one of the people at the table asked "Where's this tenth item, what is it?"
In broken english the waiter said: "Oh, ten not dish for customer." Like... huh?
"Why?"
The waiter just shrugged and took our orders.
Some minutes later one of our party started laughing hysterically. She had managed to catch the (very social) cat and was petting it. She held up the nametag on its collar: '#10' in the same typefont that was on the menu.
I guess you can get around no animals in restaurants if it's a potential dish...
How to let your pet into work 101 😄
Like a pet cow named Beefsteak
Forget traditional Chinese medicine, ordering a #10 cured my depression
That’s hilarious!
Oh my God, that's the funniest thing I've ever read
My favorite from Matt Rose's pet names video: "Blasphemous Rumors".
I have a guine pig whose name is Kevin Bacon, but we call him Mr Bacon because he's famous and doesn't like us to be so familiar.😂
meanwhile i just got "terry the terryble, violent defender of the terrytory"
Magnificent. 😂❤
I love this!
Sherlock and Watson. Aside from the fact that "A Study in Scarlet" was the first novel I ever read, it suits their personalities. They're littermates and while Watson is a sociable tuxedo, Sherlock is a stand-off-ish tabby patched loner who really only likes Watson. He might accept scritches from a human he knows, but he'd rather spend time with Watson.
One of my cats is named Sherlock! My coworker found a litter of kittens, and he was the last one to be named. Since he's a tux, I thought he needed a formal-sounding name, which equals British in my mind, so I named him Sherlock. Months later I ended up adopting him, and... he's like the opposite of Sherlock Holmes. Skittish, super affectionate, and dumb as a sack of hammers. 😂 I love him, though!
I had a Sherlock and Mycroft. As kittens, I couldn't tell them apart. I had to put some temporary dye (Arctic Fox) on Mycroft to tell them apart.
"Potato; round, dim, and running is not her strong suit."
My cats have rather usual names: "Minnie Mouse" a calico, her daughter "MiniMuffin" that looks exactly like her mom, her sister "ChocolateCookie" a tortie and Minnie's brother "Happy" an all black beauty😊
"Goliath" and "BlackJake" already hunt for stars...💔
Called my cat Samus, mostly from the fact that she likes to become a ball, and will ruthlessly seek out food, no matter how many times she needs to back track over the same ground over and over again.
Thats my cats name also
I love naming my cats with completely normal human names. Like "Steve", or "Meredith"
Ours was Rufus Clyde. We had a black labrador/beagle mix named Sam as well. He was named after our garbage man. And his brother was Freddy.
I met a cat named Jason and a dog named Tom within the span of a week and I was LIVING! :D
My family’s tradition is to give our pets all human names for good luck. There was only one exception: Breezy the leopard gecko, because she was fast as the wind. Breezy also ran away in the car on the way to the vet and got stuck and died.
My kitten's name is Tobias, aka Toby.
I have a little brown tabby named Heather 💜 I love people names for cats
My boy's full name is Thorin, King under the sofa. But if I'm yelling at him to get out of something it becomes Thorin Alexander
My cat's name is Dr. Seuss. The first time we saw him they had to pull him out of the back of a desk drawer he was sleeping in lmao
My cats are just Patterson and Calypso, but my sister has a deaf one that she named Cherokee because a guy blocked traffic with his Jeep Cherokee so she could go rescue it out of the middle the busy street it was trying to cross when it was only 6 or so weeks old. She didn't have the chance to get the guy's name, so she named the kitten after his car!
Sweet. 💖😺
Sweet. 💖😺
sounds like a scene from a romcom
@@flannelpillowcase6475 now that you mention it, you're right! If there was any justice in the world, she would've run into him at a coffee shop at some point! Lol
We have two cats, an orange tabby whose full name is Philip J. Fry, and a tiny 6.5 pound calico named Millie, after Fry’s grandma Mildred. Millie came to us with no teeth, half a tail, and a limp. We felt giving her a grandma name was very appropriate, despite the fact that she’s only 3.
That's awesome.
Omg I love that
Sounds like an American Bobtail! They are so nice!! 🥰
Fry: meowmeowmeowmeowmeow
You: "ohKAY Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa!"
I love how people will usually name a dog something cute and normal but cats can and will be named absolutely anything at all
the 'dont ask' broke my resolve when I was holding in all the laughs from the whole video
I had a totally black shorthair cat. Named it Velvet Elvis. I saw his ‘chart’ at the vet’s one visit, and the vet had scrawled at the top, “ best cat name, ever!”
That is a great name!
aww I love that name! reminds me of my cat I use to have, but it was Elvis purrrrsly
Our older dog's government name is Double Decker Soul Wrecker. Her little sister's is Kerbal Space Puppy.
I had a cat named Mister Hifi Banjo Strings!
@CariadChavez ayyyyyyyy!!! We had a foster dog we called Madam Hifi Banjo Strings, or Maddy for short.
Wishing you all the cookies for later 😉 Have you seen any of the new episodes from a couple of years ago? The Fellout Las Vegas episode is story-telling GENIUS
We have a male orange spotted tabby I call Fancy Nuts. We took him to the groomer who then trimmed the fur on his nut sack. The groomer claimed "It will help him mate better." So started calling him Fancy Nuts.
Aside the fact that someone thinks of itself as a doctor by studying for 4 years...
I named my cat Damn It Teena for obvious reasons. Was funny to hear the vet’s receptionist call out her name 😳
Does she eat her ham?
Made me think of “shut up Meg “ as a cat name lol
Hey now!
😂😂😂
"Pico de Gato" 😅🤣😸
Puns related to pets remided my of a pet grooming place in The Valley called "Indiana Bones and the Temple of Groom" LOL
We visited Kalamazoo, Michigan many years ago and passed a business called The Kalamazoo Kollege of Kanine Kosmetology. I have always wanted to put that on a resume.
I thought the mjolnir joke was going to be “he’s too heavy for a normal man to lift”
I have an orange cat named Aela and a grey named Noodle. Noods for short. I'm never losing her in public, lest I go walking around yelling, "Noods!"
I got a huge laugh out of our vet when he met, at the time our newest cat, Ivan.
'This is Ivan. Rarely Ivan the Great... Frequently Ivan the Terrible." 😂
Got another, not as big of a laugh with Mayhem. Mamed because everywhere she goes, mayhem ensures.
I love these so much! I have four, and in the latest generation we wanted all food names. My little black cat is named Decaf. When we learned more of her personality, we decided it was short for iHop Decaf, because we ordered decaf at an iHop at 11pm, and were bouncing around the house until 4 😂.
Sometimes, when the zoomies are too much, my wife calls her “International House of Pancakes Decaffeinated Coffee!” 😂😂😂
Oh no, mom is using the full name! 😹
@@phoenixspirit9530 😃
This was the first cat name story that made me laugh out loud! Thanks for that!
Reminds me of my grandmas dog samuel..short for samuel peabody wet mower. Because wherever he peed the plants would die
@@tinarundle1365 oh nooooo! 🤣
i'm sorry but the thor hammer explanation totally got me 😂😂😂
That's the best thing about cats; you can name them literally anything.
My cat that adopted me, his name was Chainsaw! He purred really loud as a kitten.
That's my cat's name!! She doesn't purr very much but her name gets a laugh at the vet~
Chainsaw sounds like a cool name for a cat
He was a cool cat. I had him for about 18 years. He would follow me around outside. He tracked my ex all of the way back to his tree stand a few times.
Me looking at my cat beside me: "Sorry, Salad. I guess we're not impressing anybody at the vet clinic today."
My friend has a dog named Bart. You will never be able to guess what his full name is.
My coworker has a cat named “Manager” and I think that’s the most fitting cat name ever lol. She also had a Guinea pig named Bacon Bit.
Aw- I had a guinea pig too (I was in 3rd grade when he was still alive) his name was Crackers.
A cat at the shelter I work for was a bit fractious upon intake. And funnily enough, her weight at the time was 6 lbs. 6.6 ounces. So she was given the name Lilith. Over time, she has settled down and has become very sweet with us. So now we call her Lily.
I don’t get it
Mythological figure with quite a few designations. Long story short- a demon and my favorite " queen of hell."
@@k.k.9897 She got a bad rap.
I'd settle with Lilith anyway 😂❤
Our girl is called Lilith, Lily for short!!
But she's actually the sweetest, snuggliest, loveliest little sphynx kitty!
We picked the name because I had just finished watching "Hasbin Hotel", and I love the name and the mythology, and I've always really, REALLY loved the name Lucifer (it's a beautiful name, it has a beautiful meaning) but I knew that naming children Lucifer and Lilith would be an uphill battle, especially since we live in a very religious, conservative area.
So, we decided that we would name our girl Lilith, and then later on we'll get a male and name him Lucifer.
Dated a girl once who had two cats, named Cat and Other Cat. I'm not even joking.
I thought they were going to say that Mjolnir is so heavy that he's impossible to pick up.
My first cat was Sushi (she came pre-named). My next cat was Wasabi. My current cat is Miso. 🍣
I respect the Japanese names :-)
You could name another one Gari, for the pickled ginger you get with sushi!
@@catharticdream cute!
I almost named my cat Miso, but when I met him for the first time IRL I realized his fur was a little lighter than in the foster’s photos. So he’s Waffles instead 🥰
@@CommenterOfVideos yay Waffles ❤
We had a beautiful, slender Siamese cat that I named Betelgeuse. Not after the movie but the red star in Orion’s constellation after I’d taken a year of Astronomy in college, I had the name before the cat. The little diva of a cat lived up to her rather pretensions name.
What I learned in Astronomy is that Betelgeuse is Arabic for "the armpit" (which is the location of that star in the Orion constellation).
Betelgeuse is a great name! I also did astronomy in college. When I got my dog from the rescue, she ended up as Cassiopeia, Cassie for short. Sure enough she thinks she's a little queen.
"I'm checking work email." LOL
Girl, I love that sweater and hat combo. Can I recommend a chunky necklace in a bright color like gold or lilac?
My bestie's cat who goes from sweet/playful to I MUST BITE IMMEDIATELY on a dime is named Vinegar. I told my vets and they were like "that is a GREAT name for a feisty kitty."