Dog Owners vs Cat Owners at a Vet Hospital
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- Опубликовано: 22 мар 2024
- While this video is all in good fun, there are certainly common differences between dog and cat owners. And yes, it is certainly possible to be both! I know for a fact, because I am absolutely both. I’ll also say that most pet owners truly do go above and beyond for their pets, and maaaaaaaybe treat their pets better than most veterinarians do! ;-)
"What's the breed?"
"He's a cat"
This is what I say
Orange? Black and white? Angry trash goblin?
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I laugh but also only like 1-3% of cats are actually part of an established cat breed lmao. everything else really *is* Generic Cat™
I wrote "gray" for cat breed last vet visit
"What's her breed?"
"Uh, the shelter paperwork said 'cat, size large'."
when they hit you with the 'american short hair" like....yeah i can see that.
🤣 “CHONK”
@@xSaraxMxNeffx we have "common european" lmfao 😂😂😂 I love how they don't even try, with cats 😂😂😂
my cat is an evil dark lord from the 5th dimension that happened to be found in a dumpster because he jumped through the wrong portal after an all-night catnip bender.
😂😂😂 love this
😂😂😂 wdis? The "Cat & Dog" movie is based on a true story! 😂😂😂
Accurate af
😆 my cat named "Demon", his father is Satan's right-hand man and you can tell it ran in the family.
LMAOOO
"What's the cat's breed?"
"Tuxedo ninja."
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That would almost sound like my friend's cat, except she is too fat to be a ninja. She more like a Tuxedo Pumpernickel
Cat activity level is accurate, except at 3 in the morning when you’re trying to sleep and suddenly they decide it’s time to do a marathon
True statement. 😅
On top of you.
"I dunno. Does climbing on shelves and knocking stuff over the edge count as exercise? Also, he gets regular workout on the keyboard treadmill."
Yes. This. I sleep on my back, wearing safety glasses. True. I call Jordan & Jones "The Flying Wallendas". Sometimes it feels like I'm in Thunderdome. 😮
Especially if you have 2 cats. Ours like to chase each other and see who can make the most noise.
"whats your cat breed?"
"idk, orange?"
Yep. Accurate.
I have an orange cat and those were my exact words when the vet tech asked me for his breed, lol
I do the same, it's a tabby, what more can I say lol
“That tell me everything I need to know thanks”
Lol, when anyone asks what breed my dogs are, I say "pure speculation".
I had a cat once that popped a vet tech on the chin. They were all, hey that's okay! Part of the job! Then got a letter: she was no longer welcome there.
They fired my cat as a patient.
wow ☹️
Idk that you can fired patient 😂
😂😂😂😂
Bless that kitty.
pffffft HOW LAME OF THEM poor kitty was just being a KITTY booooooooo
"what's the breed?"
"he may have Norwegian forest cat in him but he might also just be an amalgamation of cat, squirrel, and dragon"
Oooo I love those!
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Me: My cat is an absolute bastard, he will mess you up-
Vet: Oh he's being so good right now! What a sweetheart!
Me: He's gaslighting me.
Lol!!
I had one like that. Then as soon as the vet left the room, she would bite me
Had to take my cat in that would run from me and act like I was trying to murder her anytime I got within 5 feet of her. Took two of us and a bunch of bandages to get her in the carrier. I tell the staff at the vet that she isn't a "people cat" 10 minutes later the vet staff, "oh she's so good we went ahead and trimmed her nails while we were in the back" Um, are you sure you had the right cat? She made a liar out of me, apparently she just doesn't like me.
My boy isn't super fiesty with me, but he doesnt like being held etc amd even more so when he's hurt, he runs away or takes swipes if I attempt to investigate. He will be worried on the way to the vet and initially try to escape the room if a door is open, but once the vet techs comes in, he let's them lift him up and pet him as much as they like, give him all this shots, take his temperature from his butt etc with 0 problems, not a cry, nor a scratch, not a flinch. 😂😂😂😂 Then when I have to continue caring for him at home, he's back to hiding from me. I always ask him why he doesnt wish to be cooperative when I'm trying to help just like the vets. Sigh I've come to the conlcusion he knows I'm not a pro vet so he doesnt accpet help from me.
They are so smart that it's unreal.
"You do have my full permission to knock that little bastard out."
I actually used this line once when the vet tech came in, and they had a similar reaction. I could also hear my cat screaming in the back like a bobcat.
I harness and leash mine before the vet and warn the vet, but we've worked on socializing him so he actually behaves while he's there
My vet usually just tells me to hold the patient. Most of my cats behave decently, but when I take one of the wilder farm cats, I also take a pair of long sleeve leather gloves .
@@beatekreuzer5025 the falconer approach
LOL
My poor floof is very easy for the vet. Freezes in fear until she gets home. Was once told to hold her chin for a blood test so she can't bite. She didn't even flinch as the needle went in
My local vet's solution to the "how dare you imply my dog is aggressive/sedate my dog" is a simple "please come hold your dog as we do X. A familiar presence will be calming to him". Owners choose to give permission after that surprisingly fast XD
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Is this an American thing that owners don't accompany their animal into the vet appointment? Vets in the UK don't just take your dog away to examine them. I'm always the one holding the sharp end of my Shiba and that is perfectly normal here.
I have never been a prouder cat butler than when our Large Grey Cat went to the vet for an operation and he was the SWEETEST DOCILE CHUNKY BOY. He was sweet the entire time we were with him, and for the three days he was alone there, allegedly he started purring and wanted pets whenever they opened his cage. And he never objected to any of the treatment. They were visibly amazed when they gave him back to us. I love him so much.
Hoooow ?? I have a gray cat and he his the devil. He bites everything that moves and he peed on the vets. 🫠 And one month ago he grabbed my nose 😭. Every grey cat I see in compilations videos are the same feisty biters 😂
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@@LostouilleMy gray boy was never like that. He was dumb as bricks but only ever wanted all the love and attention. When the time came that I had to have him euthanized due to his failing health, the way I knew it was time was when I could actually pet him without him squirming and flopping around. For 15 years it was impossible to touch that cat, even while he was sleeping, without him getting up and getting in my face, repeatedly headbutting my chin or flopping his body into my chest. Him losing the energy to do that was when I knew it was time.
Warned a vet assistant that my cat could get aggressive when trying to take an x-ray and plainly said that they would want to sedate him. Adding that they might consider using a blowdart from across the room to do so. The assistant smiled but didn't take me seriously and he wasnt sedated. They wont make that mistake again.
Blowdart 😭😭😭
Clearly they didn't have much experience with cats. They do now. "Midnight! Not a sound from the pavement! Has the moon lost her memory? She is smiling alone."
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This is the most hilarious comment I've ever seen relating to a "wild housecat." I was laughing aloud and almost fell out of my chair. 😂
Okay the blowdart got a genuine lol out of me. :D
My main cat walked in a week before a hurricane was about to hit the coast and never left. Literally. Heard meowing outside, opened the door, and was like, oh, hi. She walked in. Acted like she'd always been there. I couldn't just kick her out with the storm coming, and by the time it was over, she wasn't going anywhere. Was like, welp, she lives here, now.
😄That's a wonderful story 🫶
Aww ,She found her safe place amongst the storm
Cats choose their humans, not humans choose cats 😂
Do you have a side cat? Does your main get jealous??
thank you!)
As a cat owner can agree on the breed answer lol. But as for the rest, I specifically adopt cats who have been stuck at the shelter the longest. After caring for a 16 year old black love bug until he passed at 19 years old ( got sick and just... didn't recover. It was his time. ) I spent 3 years learning how to care for his diabetes, carefully managing his diet and ensuring at least 30 min of moderate activity a day, and giving him insulin twice a day.
After that our next kitty was FIV positive, and you bet your ass my vet hears about every time she sneezes weird. Her brother, adopted a year later, is also FIV positive ( sought out specifically ). They do not go outside, period, so every home improvment in the last 2 years has been with the cats in mind to further enrich their world.
I hope to keep them happy and healthy for a long time 😊
Bless you! I've done the same.
Older cats are great. I even adopted one that only lasted a few months (she demanded I take her), but she enjoyed that time together.
I wanted a 10+ this time around, but the 6.5yo trauma kitty insisted I was the one for her. She is becoming her best self, nice to see.
You are a literal angel to me❤
That’s awesome.
Senior-cat-adoption gang! My current co-resident (I ain't his mama) is an FIV-positive former tom, probably around 12 but 🤷🏼♀️, full overcommitted-girlfriend personality. Trying to give him the best possible life in whatever time he has left, and glad he decided to leave the post-office parking lot and trust the shelter folk to hook us up 😄
Me about to cry telling my cats "I don't know what food you want!"
Ik😅 I truly feel for you 😆❤
The last part of the video is so on point. My boy will LOVE a certain kind of food and when I buy a week's worth he always stops eating it. And he's committed to it too, because he'll go a whole day without eating just to let you know he will NOT eat the crap you put in his bowl.
Cat activity level is either
1. Lazy squishy fluff that its only moves are rolling around, licking, and fo for food bowl
2. Extremely hyperactive adhd that run on any surface and elevation, knocking scratching kicking everything
Ah yes. In my house no 2 would be called greeble hunting. Back away slowly and you may get to keep all your digits and blood. Do NOT attempt to pet a cat which is hunting greebles.
You forget to add the no1 is daytime and no2 is nighttime or whenever you're trying to sleep
If it’s number two they need more playtime. My cat does fine with 10 to 20 minutes of playtime every day. It might be tricky to find the kind of toys they like and how they like to play, but once you do that, you have one well-behaved cat. The only time my cat ever wakes me up is when it’s time for breakfast, and then I just do that and go back to sleep.
Climbing, trying to get the the highest elevation possible for the best view of prey.
I have 2 cats, and you just perfectly described each one ! 🥲
My cat loves her kibble to a fault. I accidentally bought her the Indoor Cat 7+ instead of the Indoor Cat 1-6 and she REFUSED to eat it. Even when I bought her a bag of her regular food and tried to mix them together, SHE ATE *AROUND* THE "BAD" KIBBLE
Damn, that's scary 😢
Yeah, relatable 😔
Had a problem with one of my previous cats when doctor wanted us to change his diet because of some health problems, but my dude decided that he would rather die than eat THAT. Literally stopped eating until we gave up and returned his "proper" food.
@@saneshko So very sorry 😢This is why my family has always given various foods from the start. Way back, my mother saw a very sad older lady in the pet aisle who said that they'd stopped making the food her cat ate. She was trying everything to no avail. She was looking for something not yet tried. What a nightmare 😿🙀
@@echognomecal6742 oh, poor woman, these furry idiots sure know how to be overdramatic for all the wrong reasons 😅
My old boy used to do the same thing but with his regular kibble. It had multiple flavours in it and whatever the dark one was I would find them all around his bowl! Crazy cat would spit them out! He was a blast! ❤
“I found him in a dumpster behind an Arby’s” FACTS!!!!
Ty for all the vets who take care of our babies. It's not easy ❤❤
Also, they’re really lucky to get to be in our presence. ~ signed, The Pets
One time I told my vet, "hey my cat looks half dead. He's not. He's playing possum. He will try to ecaspe, he's pretty crafty" Vet nurse. " oh we see cats every day. This will only take about 15 minutes or so" 45 minutes later....she comes out " um...he's hiding behind the dryer. I was wondering if you could come back there and try and coax him out"
I was all.....I tried to warn ya!!!!!
Oh man, that's so good! I love your cat.
My cat will always try to find a escape. He ran out of the room when the vet tech came into the room, me and my dad were talking to the vet while she was focused on my brother's cat.
We had to chase to another door down the hall.
I hope you got a discount for that.
🤣 possum
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I have two cats and a dog. Cat 1: Pure bred Bengal lunatic. She talks constantly, will only eat Purina One dry cat food, spiders and mice. She is a high turbo maniac, or unconscious curled up fluff ball. She can hear my eyelids open in the morning and commences with yeowling until I get up and play. She will only poop in the litter box if it's filled with Walmart Special Kitty clumping cat litter; otherwise she poops NEXT to the litter box. Cat 2: Half Maine Coon, half rag doll. The heaviest fluff ball imaginable. Loves you like you're the sun and the moon, until he doesn't, and then he swats at your head through the stair rails and makes your forehead bleed. You NEVER see it coming. Sleeps 23 hours a day, eats anything that doesn't eat him first. Likes to drape his 25 lb tank shaped body across my neck when I'm trying to sleep; purrs like an outboard motor as I struggle to breathe. The dog: Rescued bag of random dog parts. Made of velcro and is attached to my leg if I am standing, attached to my lap if I am sitting. Eats anything that falls off the counter or the table, dead things in the yard, or his own poop. However, his meals must be a perfect slurry of kibble, wet dog food and warm water; brand doesn't matter, it's all about the texture. I am convinced that I have a mental disorder that makes me a slave to animals.
Well, whatever that disorder may be, it gives a great story to share!
I think you sound delightful 😊 I had a pb Maine Coon who slept across my neck as well. Reading this makes me wonder if that's a thing they do? I had never experienced that before or heard of any other cat doing that 🤷♀️
And we do it because they are our furbabies & we love them. And they love us back just as fiercely as we do them. They -don't judge- accept us when we are "spicy disasters" just as we -are resigned- accept they're adorable neurotic life & health personal trainers & coaches 😉 They even have the studies to back up their qualifications- all that data about lower blood pressure & lower stress levels, improving depression, being used in treatments for ptsd & grief among many other things.... let's not forget physical activity 😁👍
"made of velcro" LMAO love that. I have a velcro dog as well.
I've had the Purina one problem with my cat, the people at the pet supply store told me it's because of the high grain and sugar content (probably from the corn), works just like with children, give them a ton of sugary stuff an they become addicted and don't eat normal stuff. Nestlé is just beeping Nestlé, animals are not safe from them. Happily I found a different dry food without grains but a lot of liver and the picky eater is ok with that
😂😂😂 thanks for sharing 🖒
Hahaha. I've been a dog person for years. Then discovered an abandoned cat sleeping in a basket on my porch. Two years later, the cat and I are tight family. Love the little guy and impressed with his survival skills. We live in the country on 20 acres. Plenty of predators. He's mostly an indoor cat but ventures out as he wishes night or day. He knows all the places to hide.
I recently lost my sweet boy🐈. He was 20! He ate whatever the heck he wanted the last few years. I tried all the fancy, expensive stuff. He preferred junk food. I miss him so freaking much.😢💔🐈🙏🏻
aww, sorry to hear this. He was so lucky to have you for his long, happy life! ❤️
@@ahill4642 I am blessed & grateful to have had him, & his sister (18!), for as long as I did. I truly miss them though.🐈💕🐈💕
My kitty had to stay overnight at the vet and the next morning I went to get her, they had her in a cage with a big picture of a red chilli and the word SPICY emblazoned across it. Proud momma moment 😇
That's epic; love it. My vet had Daphne (former cat, now reincarnated as sea lion or similar gassy hydrophilic fish-craving b*stard) marked on her chart as "FRACTIOUS." She sure was. I miss that yowling, furious beastie so much
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I learned a new word today. Love the Internet 😂@@angelagunn7986
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I love how the second guy just accepts that he is not the cat's owner. He is the cat's staff!
True! Dogs have owners, cats have waitstaff.
hehe that's probably why in korea they call themselves their cat's BUTLERS not owners.
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We don’t own them. We are their guardians.
@@IndigoCave28 And this guy got it 😀
Dog owner here. I recently adopted a small dog, 11ib and he is a sweetheart when meeting new people. Yet he is the first dog I've ever had that HATES getting his nails clipped. I took him to the vet to get his nails clipped and I could hear him screaming all the way from the waiting room. They gave me two bottles of sedative to give him for next time.
I have a dog like this too, almost the same weight.
I had to assist the vet to make her stop moving. It wasn't enough: the vet had to put her a muzzle, wich she managed to remove after a few mi.utes, she almost fell twice off the table (I couldn't manage that lil' devil) and I ended it up with bruises all over my arms.
Vet told me that, nect time, she'll put her to sleep before cutting her nails. 😅
@@grenade8572 I hope you can get your dog used to clippers! I'm trying it at home with treats and just taking it slow.
@@ItsForTheDogs Well, it's a rescue who already improved a lot. At the beginning, she feared all humans and dogs, and was only fine with cats. She bited me a few times. It took YEARS to improve her confidence. At me1st, with the clippers, she didn't try to bite me or the vet (she tried to bite the tool but, as the vet's fingers were on the tool, the muzzle was safer).
We have a Shih Tzu who doesn't like his nails clipped. Figured out it's mostly because he's hates when the hair around them gets pulled and is super dramatic about it. Cut the hair and he barely noticed.
"what is your cat breed?"
"dunno, but she is a beautiful bicolor silver mackerel tabby and white, and she is short haired."
As someone who used to work in an animal hospital the part where the dog owner was blaming you for her dog being aggressive brought back some buried rage 💀 some people just will NOT take responsibility for the behavior of their animals and want to make it everyone else's problem
Oh, like leaving their poo by the sidewalk with a designated pet waste bin within sight? My parents' neighborhood is like this, and they live in a pretty upscale neighborhood with guards. Money doesn't buy class.
@@miaomiaochan: "Money doesn't buy class." True. It's often more a case of "money buys an even more entitled attitude," things like, "Well, I pay my rates, so they should take care of cleaning the pavements." And there's "affluenza".
Oh yeah, I was bitten by "the sweetest little dog" as a child. I wasn't even trying to approach the little fcker. Now, whenever a dog randomly pulls their leash to sniff me, my heart goes in my neck, and everyone is like, "Oh, he is harmless!". You don't know that!
@@bunnysm I'm sorry that happened to you. Some people are really insensitive about people who have a fear of dogs. Personally I love dogs but I still understand that some people have a legitimate fear of them and it's not right to force them to be around your dog when you know they're scared, no matter how "harmless" you think your dog is
Just because an animal is good with family and people it knows in a safe environment like your home doesn't mean it's going to be good with strangers in an unfamiliar and stressful environment. But some people don't get that.
Until the last one I was convinced cat owner was trying to sneak his pet raccoon to the vets. Raccoons aren't fussy eaters.
What are you trying to say there, buddy?
I can't remember which show had a nearly a blind person raising a racoon thinking it was a cat 😅
@@procyonlotor1906 😂
LOL…That’s actually NOT true. I’ve watched a raccoon separate out their food and take out what they wouldn’t eat.
They roll french fries between their hands before thet eat them 🥹
Thank you for what you do. My beagle had half his ear ripped off, from a mastiff, and needed immediate surgery. I’m so very grateful for vet ER docs. Much respect! ✊
This should be called “two types of parents in paediatric hospitals”
Grocery store cashier here. This fits. Dog owners are often snotty about keeping up with the joneses about breed. They proudly tell you how much they paid for their dog (often thousands of dollars). Their dogs are often more of a beloved status item then a beloved pet. They spend shitloads on dog food specialties like $40 bags of duck jerky for their dog or ultra expensive bakery made cookies for their dogs. Or those frozen ice cream treats just for dogs. Even poor senior folks spend all their money on crazy items for their dogs and then get themselves ramen noodles. I'm not saying this is true for all dog owners, there are some folks who truly have a wonderful dog buddy they love and care for without being hung up on the status or high maintenance trip. What I'm saying is most dog owners who go through my line are that way as portrayed in the video.
Cat owners are laid back, and more practical in their spending practices and purchases. The only thing I hear different is the food situation....cat owners often have picky eaters. And cat owners not only adopt, but are proud to say they have rescues. They are good souls who often buy cat food to feed cats other than their own, such as feral cats in their neighborhood or to donate to the humane society. In 23 years of doing this work Ive never had a dog owner buy dog food for dogs other than their own or to donate.
I know a woman who buys quality dog food for her hoard of dogs but gets her groceries at the food bank. I have volunteered at food banks and the food for humans is not the best quality there. At least I. My state.
@@Wants2knowitallI would do this too. The simple reason is ..cats are fussy… my cats will only eat one brand of food so I’d sacrifice my food quality to get what he would eat. My other cat has health issues…he needs a particular expensive food …so yeah I’d eat crap to get him the food that doesn’t make him sick. It doesn’t mean I like it…I’m always complaining the cat eats better than me…but you do what you gotta do for your animals.
As a grocery store cashier, I've never had people feel the need to tell me about their animals? The most pet owner interaction I get is just having to lean over to scan people's giant bags of dog food under their carts or cat owners coming up to 50 individual and different flavored cans of food to scan one by one
@@TheSamjane4 Nah, I ain't taking care of animals if I can't take care of myself properly.
@@buttarain27 Exactly. That's nonsense.
Two of our kitties were in fact found behind a local restaurant dumpster. I fostered them, but ended up adopting them. 😅
Wonderful of you to do! Your kitties found a great forever home. 😊
@@cynthiacrestmore578 Thank you for your kind words. They certainly bring joy to the family!
The same with our cat. He is an adult British shorthair (kinda, obviously we have no proofs), he wasn't adapted to the streets and seemingly was there only a couple of days. It looked like he ran away from home. My family caught him and started to look for an owner. We found a couple of possible owners, talked to them, but nobody even wanted to look at the cat. Later we found out that he has a strong fear of plastic bags, so possibly he was abused and knocked out of home
@@Nice_Tree aww! So happy he’s in a good home now 🥰
Foster fails make me laugh. The cats decide where to live it seems. Mere humans have no say in the matter.
My cat hides behind my back like a toddler when I take her to the vet 😂
Both of mine too. They're very well-behaved for the vet but that's only because they're too scared to move.
That activity level for a doodle is spot on. They are terrors unless completely exhausted.
"Buy a couple weeks worth of it and he completly stops eating it" this is so true. Se people in supermarket spending more time choosing their cat food than their own food.
I know what I like but who knows if this food is good for my cat or that she will even like it?
And money, I spend more on my dogs treats than my regular food!
That was my mother with her dumb pedigreed dog. Ugh. 🙄
My family buys our cats variety packs and changes up textures so they don’t get too tired of something (mostly because we just buy whatever’s on the shelf) and they will still decide that one flavor out of the whole variety pack is their worst enemy
@@notNajimi lol ... mine does the same so that one that he wont eat goes to the neighbours cat. Funny little things hey.
Vet tech: "What kind of cat is he?"
Me: "Orange."
I always said trash can race.
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My response is usually "Barn?" He came from a stray that adopted my sister's family and they live in the countryside.
"Fat and angry"
Me, confidently: tortoise shell
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I’m a cat owner and this was so accurate EXCEPT you forgot to mention the 2am zoomies 😂😂😂😂 The food thing blows me! She will love a certain wet food and then when I buy weeks worth she no longer wants it 😂😂😂
Vet tech asked me what my dog was. He was stumped when I said Mutt. Evidently there wasn’t a box to check for Mutt. We settled on Puerto Rican Street Dog. There was a box to check for that one.
The cat changing their mind after you've bought a bunch of the food is SO DAMN ACCURATE! My 4 cats all get together and collectively stop eating it as soon as a case shows up.
Ol’ heifers!😂😂😂😂
I never buy a big pack for this exact reason. I would always just buy repacks of 1kg either online or at pet stores. Just in case they don't want those brands anymore, ya know.
Also, I buy 2 different brands that they currently like at the same time and change between the 2 every other day. It's so that my cats wouldn't be "bored" of the food. So far it's working LoL
_Sob_ my cats are the SAME. They will be all over the dry food I bought one pack of. Thought they liked it, I bought four packs next, THEY REFUSED to finish them. So I bought a different flavor, they were all over it, until they were not. Figured I need to be smart and change things up once in a while, decided to buy another brand, they didn't like it. That's fine, I expected it, so I made that brand to be for my street feeding time. a few weeks later, I tried to give them another taste of that brand since they were yowling (they already ate, probably wanted food again), they ATE THAT THING UP!
But honestly, I'll take those minor conveniences now. Two of my three cats went out and never returned and I missed having those conveniences.
Absolutely! Little stinkers! They come running eagerly up to the bowl, sniff, and walk away. After gobbling the same thing up for the past 3 weeks😂❤
My cat decided he didn't like Fancy Feasts anymore right after I bought a 24 pack. It took some time buying two of different brands and consistency but he finally settled on the Delectables Bisque and it has to be Bisque, not stew and sometimes he'll eat the Sheba pate but it has to be the salmon flavor. Although I should be grateful that he's not so picky with dry food.
Ha! That's my sister, the ultimate authority on dog medicine, psychology, behavior, and nutrition. If you encounter one of these folks, try to keep the convo on ANYTHING but dogs.
You are not kidding. I had my dog for a year before my sister met him but she immediately felt the need to educate me on my dog .🙄
I’m a lifelong cat person who was raised by damned insufferable dog people. They treat their bloody dogs better than their human children and spouses 🙄
Just tell them you're a cat owner to shut them up.
My sister is like this but with her actual son. She takes helicopter parenting to a whole new level and it kinda scares me
@@chrisantoniou4366Unfortunately, then I get a scandalize look and a "What!?! No DOG!?!"
This video just popped up in my feed. I'm now a subscriber. I'll be binge watching more soon. Having spent 15 years in the veterinary field, I can totally relate. And the stories I could tell. By the way, you have excellent taste in Scotch.
This entire thing is spot on!! ~vet tech 19yrs
'That's not ideal, but it's pretty damned accurate'
This!
My cat was one of the rare gems who was completely chill at the vet. They'd stick him, look at his gums, touch his feet (he never let me do that!) And he'd just sit there. I always theorized it's because of how he was found, he was feral and found mauled by a raccoon or something, so his first vet trip was literally life saving.
After the first couple vet visits, my little rescue now thinks if he hides under his pad in the carrier, no one will find him 😂. He’s a character.
My cat is the same. Super chill and he flirts with all the ladies . And they all love him.
@@cathyann6835oh yeah, both of mine do that.
mine is super chill as long as im in the exam room. if im not, heaven help the staff.
I adopted my kitty summer of 2020 from a cat café and she super loving if she knows you but hates strangers who come over, she hates car rides and meows the entire time making you feel bad and because of covid with the vet set-up they have the vet who does the bathes walk out to collect and also bring back your pet and I told them she doesn't like strangers so she might be difficult come pick up we're told she did so insanely well during check up and was a sweetheart to them during it, she only got feisty during bath time
She came back to me shaking but we think it because she thought we was giving up on her when we wasn't, it was shot update time and she not declawed and we know she hates water so we wasn't going to even attempt baths, she does a lot better now knowing she not being left and that we are coming back for her, she still hates the carrier and car rides though and does her sad meow that heartbreaking to hear
I love these skits! Need more! 😂😂😂😂
So accurate!😂
That's how I was with previous cats anyway. My current two have needed more knowledge than usual.
One is allergic to corn, the other to chicken. They intentionally share food with each other so there's no chance to feed them separately.
I also know through observation and watching them grow that one cat is half Abyssinian and the other some percent Maine Coon. Of course, if I had known that about either before adopting I may have chosen other cats.
Finally, both have learning disabilities. One has a short term memory problem that presents like ADHD but has allowed him to keep learning (albeit very slowly) well past the normal 2 year cutoff. The other has very poor spacial reasoning and communication skills that combined lead to the issues like with a non-verbal toddler (ie sharing, taking turns, handling emotions).
"What breed is your cat?" "Uh, I dunno, the normal one? Whatever cats are when they aren't a sphinx or a siamese"
I work at a dog daycare and boarding, and we have food instructions for some of the dogs. One of the most complicated meal instructions I had was “Kibble must be soaked in hot water for over 15 minutes in the tupperware container in hot water, and once soggy add more hot water and place into slow feeder with can.” Then my most complicated cat feeding consisted of “opened can in fridge.”
Yeeeah, my cat feeding instructions are just as insane as for my dog. I care about both of their nutrition. This means a lot of steps. lol to me it doesn't seem like a lot but my mom always complains when I have her catsit when I go on vacation 😅
I hope you recognize that these are not really complicated food instructions. Soak until soggy and place in slow feeder... is not hard.
@@Daria-bg3dsit’s for a dog though, for most dogs the instructions are “pour in bowl”
I used to work at a doggy daycare. One of the worst foods I had to do was for a raw diet. For long stays, we had to time out transferring the food from freezer to fridge, defrost it by leaving it in hot water for a certain amount of time, tip out the bloody mess (it was wrapped in plastic wrap), than add 7 different pills and powders. It was so gross and a nightmare to deal with!
I'm not necessarily against a raw diet for dogs, but it was not what I signed up for.
@@rebeccak918 Yes. There is one dog that refuses to eat his raw diet without being hand fed it. It specifically says not to put in hot water or cook it. I’m in the same boat as you friend
"What does your dog eat?"
"Ehhh... leftovers, cheap kibble, that one rat he somehow crapped out in a recognizable form (istg this one actually happened) and I hope wasn't poisoned..."
My dog was a stray and lemme tell you, that boy's stomach is both bottomless and steel reinforced
Friggen hilarious 😂 Wound up taking our new puppy to an ER hospital due to seizures and I was so tired (2am) that I put down “doggo” on the form asking me which type of animal he was ~ vet thought that was hilarious as I sat there sleep deprived and clueless, she was awesome and took great care of our doggo❤❤❤❤
I am a dog groomer and I can tell you that the reactions I get from owners are similar to the ones vets get from dog owners.
Meanwhile I just apologetically handed my cat to the groomer and said… good luck 😅 …but she was a perfect angel for the groomer 🤨
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i'd argue it's worse for groomers! god those pet parents who say that the dog looks PERFECT at the salon then come back 4 weeks later complaining that you gave the dog a brutal, ever bleeding gash that needed 30 stitches and "I'm not PAYING for THIS groom because my DOG WAS IN *PAIN* LAST TIME!"
@@Celeste-in-Ozi follow one groomer on yt, she explained that cats can freeze in unknown environment and human (at home they consider themselves as masters of the place and fight for life). not all of them, sadly
I can see how someone who has someone else groom their dog could be like that. I've been bathing my own dogs since I was a kid. It's not that hard, it's cheaper for sure, and the dogs feel safer having their owner do it. You're getting the uptight, puppy mill dog owning people who think they have something special because they paid $3k at a pet store type people.
As a cat owner, this tracks. Took my cat to the vet. They asked, should we take her in the carrier to the back or let her out here. Lifted my bleeding arm and said... do what you gotta do.
I love the part with the cat not even knowing what they like to eat. Thank god Pet Food Express lets me exchange unopened food or I’d be broke😂
Ok I didn't want my cat to be sedated. She had something with her paw and I told the vet they should try to x-ray the paw while she was completely awake. They didn't want, but I insisted! The result was: four wonderful sharp x-rays, two completely unharmed hands and one cat with best manners ever. When I went in and saw that my little one was awake, I was so proud I had to dance 😅😅 I judt knew it, I know my cat, we are inseparable since 2011.
I had a cat that was half fullbred blue russian and half black feral tom. Vet wrote her down as black russian. loved it!
"You have my full permission to knock that little bastard out" plus his banadaged fingers!! 🤣 Honestly though, despite all that, he still loves and cares enough to make sure his cat gets proper vet care! ❤
Yeah. I got a punctured vein once clipping claws, after 15 years, since she was a kitten. I was too embarrassed to tell the doctor what happened and I had to get a tetanus shot.
@@user-ov4wr5yu4r My cat ruined one of my piercings, lol.
Cat owners can get severely injured by their cat and still refuse to give up said cat. Because the minions of hell sometimes will have their cuddle moment and that's when everything is forgiven LoL
@@fhananisThere's also the fear of neglecting your overlord(s). You will not see the dawn of day if you fail to complete your duties.
My dog’s name is Henry and he loves the vet. And they all love home. 😂
He happily goes over to get his vaccines and gives all the vets kisses. I used to be so worried about taking him to the vet but seeing everyone pop out and be like, “is that Henry?” While so happy to see him makes all the visits extra nice. Since he has so many it would suck if he was rowdy. He basically went almost once a month or more for a good chunk of time until we figured out he was allergic to most grass, trees, and plants; as well as several common ingredients in dog foods such as potatoes, flaxseed, etc and that was causing all his issues. 😢
"What's your cat breed?"
"Cat? With... Fur?"
I'll admit I laughed so much, because those are some of the answers I've given the vets with my own cats. Very accurate XD
My cat loves his belly to be rubbed and doesn’t hide from the vacuum. I think my cat is weird.
Does he prefer baths or showers?
@@HeronCoyote1234Seriously!!!
Our cat lets us pet his belly. He has to be in the right mood, of course, but he definitely has those moods.
@@jessicaharris1608Don't I know it. Only had one cat in my life who LOVED his belly and chest just rubbed and rubbed, crazy grey tabby named Alex. Had a big black fluffy monster Blackie who'd like it when in the mood, like yours. I miss those cats.
@jameslaidler2152
Our boy is a big black fluffy boy. He's NOT Maine Coon but I strongly suspect he's Siberian. He's a rescue and neutered, of course, so I don't see the point in getting genetic testing done on him. (Can't make money on stud services if he's a eunuch!) We specifically wanted an all black cat. (Black cats are often last to be adopted, plus I despise white cat hair getting on everything!) I didn't plan on a long-haired black beastie but he very obviously chose us from the moment we met him at the rescue. I have also never had an ADULT cat with such incredibly soft fur! I've only met kittens with fur as soft as his. He's at least 5 years old now, so he's definitely an adult cat. He has the most gorgeous face, glorious fluffy tail, and fluffy bloomers on his back legs. Even my mom, who is a confirmed dog person, recognized that he's a gorgeous cat. He's quite well-behaved, too. He doesn't do a lot of the notorious cat behaviors that often drive their humans crazy. If you have the ability, please go adopt another all-black cat. Black cats need all the human advocates they can get!
This video reminded me of offering to watch a co-worker's two Huskies while she was on vacation. I had no clue what I was in for! Every morning and evening, both dogs were to be given an assortment of wholistic medicines which took me about 30 minutes to administer. I always gave the younger Husky his pills first since the older would sometimes resist. One morning the older was being a bit resistant so, we took a break. I happen to notice the younger poking his head into this space between the stove and wall. Thinking a ball rolled into the space, I check it out. I didn't see a ball, but I did find a pile of his pills! The little stinker was somehow saving them in his mouth and then spitting them all out in his "secret corner!" He was one smart dog!
My cat learned how to do this 2 different ways trying to get out of taking her meds. The second time she tried chipmunking....somewhere in her mouth, I never could discover where 🤦♀️eventually she realized after the 4th pill that she wasn't getting out of it & finally swallowed it. Now she takes them like a champ because she knows the quicker she takes them the quicker it's over & she gets treats for taking her meds so good 😅
Pill suggestion for dogs. Put it in peanut butter. Straight peanut butter and then ask them to lick the spoon.
Loved watching this! We've always had both.
Meanwhile, I take my hamster to the vet with boarding instructions and they go "yeah let's just ignore all these"
Cats switching foods every week was a new one for me. Mine was happy with most foods that I served with one rule: she'd only eat foods that came from plastic or cardboard based packages, never from metal tins. Foods in metal tins were even supposed to be fancy foods, but she wouldn't touch them. My wallet thanked her habit 😅
And obviously her absolute favorite was the one food that smelled the most horrendous to me >_
OMG! I didn’t know that was a thing until I rescued my girl. We’d only had dogs and her favorite by far is the one that instantly makes us gag.😂
Smell is a big factor when it comes to cats eating. Movement provokes their prey response and smell provokes an eating response. That's why cat food is so odourous.
You just brought back memories of my childhood cats’ Kozy Kitten cat food. That stuff was rank! They would eat around little round pieces of hard white stuff that my father always told me were tiny pearls. I’m just now realizing they were probably teeny tiny bones.
I'm on your cat's side. I don't like food from cans unless it's going to be slow cooked with other ingredients, (eg canned tomatoes in spaghetti sauce.) Otherwise you can taste the metal. Yuck.
@@Jitterbuggn I once opened a can of "Kozy Kitten" only to find a fish eye staring at me!
That was the end of "Kozy Kitten" for me!
“What breed is your cat?”
“🤷♀️ Cat.” Genus Felinus Mixalot. 🤣
“What’s your cat breed”
“Uh. Half raccoon half chonk?”
One minute it's chicken pâté... the next, *any* pâté, even expensive duck, gets a terrifyingly haunting yowl that strangely resembles a resounding "f*** you, Mom" until he gets some thrice dehydrated and torch blasted kibble. Then it's suddenly, with no warning, back to the pâté, the little...
That guy in South Africa that lives with lions has a very funny video about his black leopards and their fondness for pilchards in tomato sauce. The faces the leopards made when he tried to feed them pilchards without tomato sauce was hilarious.
Pilchards are I think a kind of small herring.
My cat sleeps for 15+ hours, then performs in his idea of a triathlon for the remainder of the day.
"You get full permission to knock the little bastard out"
Every vet ever : aww yeaaahhh i keep my remaining fingers
"That’s not ideal, but pretty damn accurate." 🤣
Jack was found by our waterman friend in a peeler pot (in storage, not in the creek) at about 4 weeks old. 😺 Best cat ever. 17 yrs and counting. 💛
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Hahaha that is great.
🐱 Penny: my mom went into heat.
As someone who lives in Idaho, I object. Our potatoes can outcompete Russia any day.
As someone who has only had rescue dogs, I roll my eyes at the pedigree dog owner. “Your dog only has one breed? Check out my dog who has mastered the idiosyncrasies of 20 breeds!”
You mean your potatoes that are so bioengineered that they're a few years away from growing legs and farming themselves? The ones that taste like cardboard?
@@yaelz6043 The bioengineered varieties are called white russets. I’ve never had any personally, so I can’t speak to their taste. The Russet Burbank, Pontiac, Ida Rose, Yukon Gold, Cal Red, Ruby Crescent, Russian Banana, Fingerling, Teton Russet, Purple Peruvian, Huckleberry Gold, Bintje, and multiple other varieties come from seed potatoes that have been selectively bred rather than bioengineered. If any of those taste like cardboard, it’s probably because you’re eating a processed, dehydrated version that comes from a box.
Additionally, I’m not sure how bioengineering is going to affect the taste. The white russet was engineered to be tolerant to bruising and black spots as well as use less land and water over all. It means you have to boil, fry, or cook it a little longer, but the taste should be unaffected. I’d increase your prep time by about 5-10 minutes if you get a white russet.
@@thunderatigervideoThanks for that info, didn’t know ANY of that. Not being sarcastic btw.
Technically their dog has 2 breeds since it’s a hybrid rather than a true breed.
@@thunderatigervideo you can give as many marketing spiels as you want. A real potato should smell and taste like potato.
The real thing also can't survive being planted near the bio engineered ones on account of the biological/evolutionary arms race that leads to superior bugs and diseases. That's why you always hate on countries that don't allow GMOs. They don't give over a monopoly to Monsanto/Bayer.
My dogs (breeds: 1 pit bull, 1 pit bull X) and cat (breed: cat) take care of each other. I sit back and watch the fun. But yes, it was the cat who sent me to the ER, I could have died. Now I know why the vet - which is where we were headed when he bit me - had no reaction when I held up my bandaged hand and said, “I don’t think he’ll give you any trouble but you should know - he’s in a bit of a mood today.”
My cat is really active, even though she's 12 now. If I don't play with her, she will wake me up at 2am running around.
The last time we where at the vet, she got the spa treatment. They numbed her up and continously fed her treats while injecting her. I have never seen her so chill at a vets office!
The last question I looked at my cat and said, that’s you!
"Play the game of what he is gonna eat this week." Yep, 3 cats here and thats pretty much how it goes.
This was a perfect description of a dog owner, even down to the hat!😂😂😂😂
That dog owner especially the diet!!!!😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When I was picking my Cat up from a spay neuter clinic, the entire staff came out to tell me my cat was Parkour kitty, and they all played with her before her spay 😂
My damn kitten will jump on anything and fly across the room. PARKOUR!!! 😂😂😂
My entire vet clinic office fell in love with my ferret. She's a tiny thing you could call a pocket ferret. She is sneaky as heck so she stole their cellphone out of their pocket and held it in her mouth while they carried her. All ferrets choose a texture they will steal if they find it and here's was any chewy rubber like a phone case.
Ours loved to steal keys, shoes (dragged by the laces) and dried cranberries (but not any other dried fruit)
That part at the end about cats diet😅 so true, that is my life! I spend so much money trying to find wet food they will eat consistently. I give up actually.
In the past, I had a dog, and now I have two cats. I answer all questions as the owner of the dog. I train them, walk them on a leash, load them physically and feed them with natural food, following the instructions.... and at the vet's appointments I note every change in behavior
I knew a person whose cat was such a little monster that she had to go under anaesthesia for nail-clipping and was "fired" from one vet clinic because she was so difficult to handle. Oh, and she was practically found by a garbage dump as a kitten, tiny and malnourished.
That cat scared me.
Its always the little ones I promise you.
Remind that lil' monster where she came from! 😂
It must have been a tuxedo! Mine also needs sedated for nail clipping. The vets told me that as soon as they see a tuxie they know they're in for a rough time. My gray cat on the other hand is a total sweetheart at the vet.
Had one like that. My father found a tiny kitten by himself full of parasites on the brink of death, barely able to walk on a grass field. Turns out, he was the seed of Satan!
That sounds like the free kitten I got from my vet
This is why cat people are way cooler than dog people. 😂😎
Hands Down and mic drop!
This feels painfully accurate. I have a dog who absolutely hates the vet and has to be sedated for anything. My family knows this about her and has no issues with it but the vet was really shocked at how readily we agreed to have her sedated so they could do what they needed to do.
As a cat owner I feel forever blessed that my cat allows people to carry him without a fuss and that I found a brand of cat food he actually likes consistently 😂
Our cat behaves a lot like a dog. She gets excited when I come home and looks out the window when I leave. I even brush her teeth with cat toothpaste. She lets the vet examine her all over, but when we try to check something like her ears, she refuses to cooperate 😂
I once had a cat that waited by the door to greet me as I returned home from school. One of my current cats has never known a stranger and just walks up to people to rub them.
It is not behaving like a dog WTF 🙄
The car breed answer is so relatable. Both of my cats were strays that we ‘adopted’.
I know exactly the mix of my cat, she's a quarter persian, quarter maine coon, and half a domestic shorthair.
When I went to vet to have her spayed I told the vet, she's a stray 😂
Mine has long hair and whenever people ask, I would always say, "idk persian maybe". Are they really persian? Only God knows LoL
I am so glad my cat is not the only one who does this with his food. It is so HARD trying to figure out what food he likes next. I have gone thru so many different brands!
I remember one time when my husband and I brought one of our kitties in to see the vet and she was giving him a terrible time. So the vet said to us he will have to take her to the back room . And my husband and I looked at each other and simutainiously said "Oh no! Not THE BACK ROOM!!" The vet laughed and said" No, no, we are not going to rough her up or put her in a torture device!" He then explained that his assistants were there who could help hold her. My hubby and I got a chuckle out of that one.😆
Im a dog and cat owner and this is hilarious
Tried to exercise my dominance over our house cat and demanded he eat the food I bought or nothing at all.
The cat won! He literally went a whole day without even touching it and I broke. Threw the food out and bought the kind he found acceptable 🤦🏾♀️🤣🤦🏾♀️
Cats run the house.
Just a day?! Haha...you break easily!
I occasionally take care of my daughter's cats and I have anxiety every time because one of them doesn't eat. And of course she's already very thin.
The first hunger strike my current furbaby ever did... I broke at the 3rd day, which was actually only 2½ days of refusing to eat the vet recommended Science Hill food 🙄😮💨😑
She turns 17 in 10days & I've only won once of all the hunger strikes she's gone on in that time. Mostly because that was one of the times she was just being a brat, and being half Siamese 😩 She's got a lot of personality and a strong one at that. She's sweet & an amazing companion... but I now understand why all the guides & books I read said Siamese is not a "first time owner" breed, it's for not just experienced cat owners but those who know and are will to accept all that comes with them 😅
@@buttarain27 yeah, I’m a pushover 🤷🏾♀️
"Do you even try?"
Me, as a cat owner,: "Nope."
The diet for Henry is totally my daughter with her Golden Retriever. When she still lived with me, I'd watch her make dinner for Loaf (I know, lol), and she'd be sautéing vegetables on the stove. I felt so sorry for her because she knew what she was missing because they fed her canned food before my daughter researched the ingredients of store bought dog food (even the pure gourmet types), and found them not good enough for Loaf. I used to sneak her chicken and treats when my daughter was at work. Now my daughter lives in a studio apartment with her boyfriend. Poor Loaf. She was used to frolicking with the boyfriend's Grandma's dog when they lived there - big yard , pasture land, and the kids had the whole 5th floor of thr renovated attic to themselves. My neighbor even noticed when Loaf visited me. The neighbor remarked that Loaf just didn't seem like the same dog. She said Loaf looked deflated, like all the life was gone from her. Loaf never had to be alone before when the kids were at work and in quite a small apartment. I remarked on that to my daughter when they first moved there, but she was unconcerned. The apartment is in the heart of a small city, so no trees, no grass to walk on, and not really any room to chase a ball or go without a leash.🐕🦺😟.
As a cat lover and owner, this video is the exact reason why I can't be married to a dog person.
I love how a tiny village in South Africa made it into this video - woohoo!
As a cat person living in a dog world, this is totally accurate 😂
The vets get it, but sometimes random people ask me what breed my cat is and I just say, "cat. the cat is a cat"
Favorite dog vs cat meme is basically this, only it was "This is Rita, she's orange and we love her."
I had a trash panda cat once, I literally did find him behind some rubbish bins. Great cat, very smart and loved being a house cat. Lived with chronic kidney disease for the last five years of his life which meant a LOT of vet visits. He was pretty chill about these though and only needed sedated for serious things. He would sit for a blood draw with a look of abject suffering on his face but would cheer up instantly for a tuna crunchie. I still miss him. I don't miss the vet bills though. No offence!