Christopher Thrawn It’s called a dictionary. If you knew what liberal actually meant, you’d know it wasn’t an insulting term. Of course, you’re too stupid to realize no intelligent person takes you seriously.
If this had been IRL, she would have tossed him out of her life due to her not hearing her opinion in his voice and he would have grew up a pussified libtard -- not that there is any other kind.
Love this movie but god damn.. I could NOT STAND the lady actor's character. What does she expect a marine who's been in several conflicts to be like fresh out of action? A teddy bear? This is why civillians should NEVER try to understand or question military stuff if they've never actually been in the service.
If Major Payne killed Sully's dad, does that mean Bam Bam Bigelow exists in Monsters Inc.? I ain't gonna lie, if the Beast from the East busted out of my closest at 2 in the morning, I'd prolly poo myself
I wonder what the reaction would be if the closet door swung open and a freshly-shot, bleeding muppet monster dropped dead on the floor in front of them.
Glad I saw this movie as a kid. I loved this scene and used it as a dad. My daughter was complaining about a naughty leprechaun in her room. She pointed out where, I went in, closed the door, started banging things on the wall, and came out. I said, “If he’s still in there, he ain’t happy.” I never heard a complaint about a leprechaun again! Lol!
Lol I did the same thing. They were scared of grandmas basement so I went down there and banged around on a bunch of stuff and turned on the fireplace. Had them convinced I beat up the the boogie man and put him in the fireplace
@@gnarkiller This is why if you tell or show kids something Scary you NEVER leave it open ended. If the Kid knows the Monster has been dealt with they won't have nightmares.
One thing can definitely be said about Maj. Payne, he does his share of research on who he's looking over. He knew all about Tiger and what he went through, just imagine if he was shown the government's own secrets. There would be nowhere for anyone to hide.
“Well, I don’t call it babying, I call it nurturing.” “And I call it neutering.” Hahaha.. Man, I wish I could get an opportunity to say something like that
That's nurturing. Most people don't agree with that, but it's what a man does when he can't say "I love you". It's not ideal, but it's a powerful statement.
I just realized something after many years of watching this movie. USMC Major Payne is wearing a US ARMY issue brown leather flap holster. The navy and marines issued a black leather flap holster.
This is STILL one of the funniest, most "fatherly", manliest scenes I've EVER busted a gut laughing at!! Not 3, not 4, but 5 230gr. .45 Auto ball rounds into a closet in a dormitory. HELL YEAH!
one day, when I have a kid- and he's afraid of something in the closet....well im going to be sleeping on the couch for a week and replacing a door....
Payne:you wanna see nuturin? *walks to tiger's room and looks at the closet* he in there? Tiger: mhm Payne: *pulls out gun and shoots closet* Tiger: *covers ears* Payne: he still in there he aint happy!
Major Payne calling cadence for the fat kid doing sit-ups at the military school, "One, tubby-tubby, Two tubby-tubby, Three tubby-tubby." One of my favorite scenes,
My favorite scene of the movie, when he blasts four rounds into the closet door. My only thought is what if one of the kids was messing with the little kid and hiding in the closet? Well... he wouldn't have been happy.
Would've been crazy if it was like another cadet trying to scare the boy by hiding in the closet and making noises...then Payne comes along and blindfires his .45 into it
Another video cut off at The worst possible time. You should have cut it off after he freaked out on the kid because he thought he was plotting on him. Jeez
I did something similar for my daughter. Only it was "The tall man" who she described as Slenderman. One night she said she saw him outside her bedroom window. So her mom went out side the hung a scarecrow on a tree. The my daughter watched from her window as I walked over to it and fired five 12g buckshot into "the tall man" . Hasn't had a nightmare since.
THIS is how you deal with your children's "man in the closet" fears. Also completely appropriate for your daughter's "boyfriend" hiding in the closet at night too. Just say it was home-invasion and attempted burglary. That's close enough to the truth anyway.
"I didn't stuttah" Lmfao The balls on that man! Saying something like that to a woman these days seems you usually get hit and called all kinds of feminist crap..
Five rounds of .45 ACP fired from a Colt Government Model from, what, five feet away? No way that boogyman's gonna be happy.
.45 ACP has poor barrier penetration.
Well, five rounds, but who's counting?
@King Rottennoggin
Should have used a S&W 500.
@@JChang0114 the s&w 500 for when your neighbor down the street has a burglar and you dont want to go out in the cold to help em.
@@hardwirecars hahaha damn right that's a bad ass gun.
"If he's still in there, he ain't happy." lol
FranchiseSIX5 lol!!
Father of the freaking year!!
@Jamie Nicholls none of that was funny
@Jamie Nicholls jesus I hope ur not a comedian
Underrated af quote
"He was just trying to show you a little affection!"
"I don't like it. Make me feel all funny!"
TheCoolProfessor Called Liberalism.They hate feelings.
*Hits kid with a rolled up sock
Homie don’t play dat.
Christopher Thrawn It’s called a dictionary. If you knew what liberal actually meant, you’d know it wasn’t an insulting term. Of course, you’re too stupid to realize no intelligent person takes you seriously.
@@RejectedSpiritX You're right. There is nothing liberal about today's "Liberals". Totalitarian psychopaths, yes, liberals, no.
I wish the next scene was included🤣🤣🤣
"I didn't stutter. I said pop your tit-tee out his mouth and stop babying him."
CLASSIC!
Rodney Gainous, Jr. Old school father shit.
Rodney Gainous, Jr. Major is a savage
Wallace Thompson still the best way
I be telling my girl similar shit with our daughter lol
If this had been IRL, she would have tossed him out of her life due to her not hearing her opinion in his voice and he would have grew up a pussified libtard -- not that there is any other kind.
When John Wick scares the shit out of you, you call Major Payne.
Major Payne would kick the shit out of him
@@matthewkituyi7182
Actually, it’s more like a team-up
@@anthonymendoza4267 "He killed your dog? That ain't right. Less go pay him a visit."
Best part of the whole movie!!!
Should make a follow-up to this movie: General Payne.
So he mellowed with promotion?
@@legionaireb only off base but soon as the uniform goes on he's back to his old self.
actually it would be funny to see him now the man in charge and one of his recruits now the man in charge at school and teach just like him
Not in this day and age it would be Payne goes to jail for child abuse brandishing a firearm in public and ext.
@@audrab27 the world's gone soft...
''major payne just terminated that bad man with extreme prejudice'' XD
"And If He Still In There, He Ain't Happy!"
This may be one of the funniest things ever. I still laugh 25 years later.
Love this movie but god damn.. I could NOT STAND the lady actor's character. What does she expect a marine who's been in several conflicts to be like fresh out of action? A teddy bear? This is why civillians should NEVER try to understand or question military stuff if they've never actually been in the service.
Plot twist: the "monster" was some other kid hiding in the closet making noises as a prank. Also, everyone in that building is deaf now.
My thoughts exactly. No sequel, unless they call in "Payne in Prison".
.45acp isn't all that bad in an enclosed area, now 5.56 really, really, really sucks!
Probably not deaf but DEFINITELY got some tinnitus
@@flargarbason1740 funny you mention it, I'm ringing right now!
def not deaf lmao
no wonder why they didnt make a monster's inc sequel
MacApples lol good one
They did
epic comment XD
😆
Oh shit randle's dead
I just liked how the little boy found happiness when Payne "killed" the monster.
That's good parenting.
I believe excellent parenting ALWAYS involves discharging a firearm in close quarters with sleeping children surrounding you
15 years later, this movie is STILL making me laugh out loud!
9 years later,how about now?
What about now. 12 years later
@@friedtoaster4059 yes 27 years later it still is !
Plus 12 years since your comment and I bet that statement still holds up hahaha
28 years later, and this movie is still the GOAT.
“Major just terminated that man with extreme prejudice!”
@somethingsomethingDarkSide "if you're gonna ..." Jackass.
“And if he still in there he ain’t happy!”
"He in THERE?!" (BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!) "If he still in there he ain't happy." LMFAO!
I guess he won't be needing exlax anymore!!!
D Clark I see you everywhere
With that meny shots I can guarantee you that sucker is dead as a doornail.
@@realcritical-kr2dd everywhere!! Lol
What if one of the cadets was on the throne?
this is how Sully's dad died.
Lamo
LOL
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If Major Payne killed Sully's dad, does that mean Bam Bam Bigelow exists in Monsters Inc.? I ain't gonna lie, if the Beast from the East busted out of my closest at 2 in the morning, I'd prolly poo myself
Payne killed Randall bc randall can be invisible
"CHOP YO LIL HEAD OFF!" 😂😂 I can just see a little bald head flying up in the air.
I scrolled through the comments to see if somebody mentioned that part that shit got me in tears right now lmfaoo
that random machete :D
It's a Gurkha Knife.
That was my favorite line
Like the movie 300 😂
This movie was brilliant...and had me in tears....thank you Damon Wayans..
I wonder what the reaction would be if the closet door swung open and a freshly-shot, bleeding muppet monster dropped dead on the floor in front of them.
Or if Freddy Krueger had popped out and was taking his last breath. LOL.
Or if it was one of the other children trying to prank the lil dude. ROFL.
I would've laughed my ass off if that were to happen, and many others would've too!!!
payne would make some smart ass comment, and end up saying you got what was coming to you
@@coby9282 omg lol
Lmfao "if he still in there he ain't happy" golden line
Glad I saw this movie as a kid. I loved this scene and used it as a dad. My daughter was complaining about a naughty leprechaun in her room. She pointed out where, I went in, closed the door, started banging things on the wall, and came out. I said, “If he’s still in there, he ain’t happy.” I never heard a complaint about a leprechaun again! Lol!
Lol I did the same thing. They were scared of grandmas basement so I went down there and banged around on a bunch of stuff and turned on the fireplace. Had them convinced I beat up the the boogie man and put him in the fireplace
@@gnarkiller This is why if you tell or show kids something Scary you NEVER leave it open ended. If the Kid knows the Monster has been dealt with they won't have nightmares.
@@gnarkiller 😆👌
This is one of the best yet underrated movies
One thing can definitely be said about Maj. Payne, he does his share of research on who he's looking over. He knew all about Tiger and what he went through, just imagine if he was shown the government's own secrets. There would be nowhere for anyone to hide.
SEN-si-Tive 👌
Jimmy Tangarife yep
Reading it makes menlaugh just as hard.
Jimmy Tangarife he get a A+ 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
0:53
lmaoooooooo
This movie is part of me lol i used to watch this VHS back to back when i was a kid and i can still recite it damn near word for word.
This scene broke the fear of the dark for my cousins and me lol
If he's still in there he an'it happy, LOL awsome.
“Well, I don’t call it babying, I call it nurturing.” “And I call it neutering.” Hahaha.. Man, I wish I could get an opportunity to say something like that
Nah... You wouldn't dare.
Oh, I would *sooo* dare
That's nurturing. Most people don't agree with that, but it's what a man does when he can't say "I love you". It's not ideal, but it's a powerful statement.
I just realized something after many years of watching this movie. USMC Major Payne is wearing a US ARMY issue brown leather flap holster. The navy and marines issued a black leather flap holster.
Major Payne does whatever Major Payne wants! and if Ya duh like it Major Payne duh care!
How restrictive was the MCO back in 1995? 670-1 has always been lenient when it comes to colors of holster when occupied as an individual element.
I hope someone was fired for this blunder.
"Thank you, Major. *hugs* i love you."
awwww
Full Nelson incoming.
Awesome scene. This whole film is classic!
This is STILL one of the funniest, most "fatherly", manliest scenes I've EVER busted a gut laughing at!!
Not 3, not 4, but 5 230gr. .45 Auto ball rounds into a closet in a dormitory.
HELL YEAH!
and one unhappy man terminated with extreme prejudice
2:08 "You wanna see nurturing?!" 🤣
I forgot how much I loved this movie! So funny!!
one day, when I have a kid- and he's afraid of something in the closet....well im going to be sleeping on the couch for a week and replacing a door....
I don't think there's a son out there that would fault their dad for that
Go for it and post the video.
Same here
Sounds like child endangerment
Major Payne needs to tell that woman to behave around him before he calls Uncle Phil!
No Mas hahahahaha
This part had me dead! Mans really fired a few rounds at a door!
I love how, out of the entire diatribe, the only thing he seemed upset about was being called rigid. Or frigid, whichever of the two it was.
Imagine gunny r lee and mahor payne in the same movie together...thst would have been a priceless cameo
One of my favorite movies as a child. Still awesome. If he's in there he ain't happy
I love how honest and sad he becomes when he says "I ain't frigid..."
She scared the shit out of him 😬
One of the most oddly accurate Army NCO moments in film history.
Damn fine nurturing Major well done I've got tears in my eyes lol
"Excuse me what did you say'' is the worst thing you could hear from a woman because you just messed up.
Payne:you wanna see nuturin? *walks to tiger's room and looks at the closet* he in there?
Tiger: mhm
Payne: *pulls out gun and shoots closet*
Tiger: *covers ears*
Payne: he still in there he aint happy!
lol That one part where he goes “if he’s still in there he ain’t happy” was hilarious
I laughed so hard through this entire movie.
"He ain't happy" No shit, most of those shots were aimed at where his junk would have been.
The father figure we don't deserve but all need!
Major Payne calling cadence for the fat kid doing sit-ups at the military school, "One, tubby-tubby, Two tubby-tubby, Three tubby-tubby." One of my favorite scenes,
1:52 She can't call him all that when she is attacking him like that. What he's saying is true... just direct, but that is necesseary sometimes
Major Payne ain't no simp. He a real man
you call it nurturing I call it neutering lol
Looks like the Major tried to break 16 peoples necks in 20 different places.
Payne: He's In There?!!! (Shoots Up The Closet) If He Still In There He Ain't Happy!!!
When you max out parenting skill tree, and brute force.
Brings amazing results and discipline. A true fast resolve.
My favorite scene of the movie, when he blasts four rounds into the closet door. My only thought is what if one of the kids was messing with the little kid and hiding in the closet? Well... he wouldn't have been happy.
lmao if hes still in there he aint happy
Would've been crazy if it was like another cadet trying to scare the boy by hiding in the closet and making noises...then Payne comes along and blindfires his .45 into it
Another video cut off at The worst possible time. You should have cut it off after he freaked out on the kid because he thought he was plotting on him. Jeez
urlastchance1.....Profound statement! that's the exact "part" I watched the whole video for
urlastchance1 lol he straight "Sopranos" our ass 🤣
I ain't frigid lol
😹😹😹
I had sure the tip of the tongue ...
Of all the things she called him that's the one that bothered him lol
2:33 "If he still in there he ain't happy"
YOU PLOTTIN ON ME??!!
A true, lunatic guardian; able to make a little boy's nightmares gone for good.
He in there?
BANG BANG BANG BANG.
if hes still in there he aint happy.
More likely imitating Swiss cheese.
Very very very under rated movie
We need this movies in 2019
Go ahead and make them
“I ain’t frigid.”
After all she ranted off, that’s the only thing he disagreed on! Hilarious! 😂😂😂
as a veteran this show totally cracks me up every time... Payne is so G.I......"chop his little head off"....funniest movie ever
“Get rid of boogeymen with the all new *cLoSeT gUn!” BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!”* **maniacal laughter**
"I ain't frigid." 🤣
Meanwhile, back at Monsters Inc:
MONSTER DOWN!! MONSTER DOWN!!!
if he's still in there, he ain't happy
45 ACP from a 1911 Colt handgun to the booger-monster...... Definately not happy.
Man... Old but Gold XD
This is how the Winchester brothers were raised too. They turned out pretty badass.
well that's one way to get rid of the boogeyman
Jacob spencer lol
Another one is tossing a frag in there.
@@anthonymontalvojr.7250 or just unloading 5 or 6 shotgun rounds into the closet,I'd say that boogeyman is as good as dead.
And then there's the nuclear option: send in John Wick to get rid of the Boogeyman.
I did something similar for my daughter. Only it was "The tall man" who she described as Slenderman. One night she said she saw him outside her bedroom window. So her mom went out side the hung a scarecrow on a tree. The my daughter watched from her window as I walked over to it and fired five 12g buckshot into "the tall man" . Hasn't had a nightmare since.
did the scarecrow clap?
An innocent scarecrow murdered in cold blood. I'm calling the police. This will count as a confession.
Nothing killed Slenderman more effectively than his own movie did.
Best way to get rid of a monster in the closet ever.
Talk about sending the boogeyman a first class trip on the highway to hell.
I never realized how hardcore this movie is
Major Payne, making Baba Yaga afraid since 1995
You ended it at the funniest part where he puts him in a headlock 😤
"What's your angle boy?!"
THIS is how you deal with your children's "man in the closet" fears. Also completely appropriate for your daughter's "boyfriend" hiding in the closet at night too. Just say it was home-invasion and attempted burglary. That's close enough to the truth anyway.
I like you.
yeah nothing says parent of the year, or perfect role model more than showcases of extreme violence and murder...Ah America.
"my 45 year old daughter is still single, i cant figure out why"
That pretty much sums it up right there
LightWarrior As far as daughters boyfriend, burglary sound legitimate. You can say he broke in the house to steal daughters cookies.
“ And I call it *n e u t e r i n g* “
Imagine if it was just another kid trying to prank and just ends up getting shot up
That's best scene with him in it, I still have to hold my sides from splitting
I remembered this before I even clicked, when you laugh even before you click, you know is good.
major payne just exterminated that bad man with extreme prejudice. He has a better vocabulary then me
Can't argue with that solution.
When i watched this as a kid, I thought that the boogie man was another kid playing a prank. I wondered which one died.
Another guy to kill a f*cking boogeyman.
Some of these lines, man I just wonder how they didnt laugh. The way he slows down the word to titty, how can you not just bust out laughin
MAJOR PAYNE TERMINATE THAT BAD MAN WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
"I didn't stuttah" Lmfao The balls on that man! Saying something like that to a woman these days seems you usually get hit and called all kinds of feminist crap..
You can put a woman in her place with being a dick. Yes, its possible.
I meant "WITHOUT".
get major pyane to tell all these to sjw
Christopher Bayne Nah you worded it right. Turns lots of them on actually.
Monster:dam that hurt I was hiding in a kids closet and next thing I know I got shot
Imagine if one of the other kids had been hiding in the closet as a prank.
when it first cuts to the shot of another student I thought it was going to show bullet holes around his head.
John Wick: They call me Baba Yaga, the one who killed the boogeyman
Major Payne: Bitch, please. I did it first
the guy who train John Wick how to kill the Boogeyman
This was a great movie.