100 Greatest One-Liners: Before The Kill

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  • Опубликовано: 30 мар 2016
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    Film List (in order of appearance):
    Independence Day (1996)
    Predator (1987)
    Scarface (1983)
    They Live (1988)
    Dirty Harry (1971)
    Terminator (1984)
    Cobra (1986)
    Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
    Action Jackson (1988)
    True Grit (1969)
    Stargate (1994)
    Friday The 13th (2009)
    Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
    The Mummy Returns (2001)
    Team America: World Police (2004)
    Star Trek (2009)
    Evil Dead II (1987)
    Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
    Air Force One (1997)
    Commando (1985)
    Die Another Day (2002)
    Die Hard (1988)
    The Rock (1996)
    Leon: The Professional (1994)
    The Heat (2013)
    300 (2006)
    Die Hard 2 (1990)
    Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
    GoldenEye (1995)
    Moonraker (1979)
    Robocop (1987)
    Tremors (1990)
    Wolverine (2013)
    True Lies (1994)
    Casper (1995)
    Judge Dredd (1995)
    The Lion King (1994)
    The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001)
    Wild Wild West (1999)
    The Matrix (1999)
    The Boondock Saints (1999)
    The Dark Knight (2008)
    Batman (1989)
    Batman Begins (2005)
    Superman/Batman: Apocalypse (2010)
    Death Wish 2 (1982)
    The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
    Stone Cold (1991)
    Army Of Darkness (1992)
    The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
    Big Game (2014)
    Con Air (1997)
    Die Hard 2 (1990)
    Dr. No (1962)
    The Dead Pool (1988)
    Equilibrium (2002)
    From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
    Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011)
    Hot Fuzz (2007)
    Jaws (1975)
    Last Action Hero (1993)
    Live And Let Die (1973)
    Pulp Fiction (1994)
    RoboCop (1987)
    Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (2010)
    Scream (1996)
    Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
    Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
    Star Wars (1977)
    Terminator (1984)
    Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)
    Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
    WALL-E (2008)
    The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
    The Princess Bride (1987)
    Transformers (2007)
    Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
    Unforgiven (1992)
    Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
    Blade (1998)
    Clear And Present Danger (1994)
    I Come In Peace (1990)
    X-Men (2000)
    Sudden Impact (1983)
    Eraser (1996)
    Heist (2001)
    Highlander (1986)
    Maximum Overdrive (1986)
    Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian (2009)
    The Condemned (2007)
    Child’s Play (1988)
    The Rookie (1990)
    The Running Man (1987)
    The Running Man (1987)
    The Running Man (1987)
    V For Vendetta (2006)
    The Thing (1982)
    The Outlaw Josey Wales (1986)
    The Karate Kid II (1986)
    Iron Man 3 (2013)
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Комментарии • 25 тыс.

  • @SOBEKCrocodileGod
    @SOBEKCrocodileGod 3 года назад +3658

    “Don’t you wanna hear my last words?”
    “I just did.”

    • @asheerreed380
      @asheerreed380 3 года назад +63

      Scrolling while still listening and the exact fucking timing I saw this.thank you

    • @rngrtt3689
      @rngrtt3689 3 года назад +12

      *Oof*

    • @renard6012
      @renard6012 3 года назад +16

      That one's just legendary.

    • @megarhombus7532
      @megarhombus7532 3 года назад +7

      Savage

    • @dylangreathouse7824
      @dylangreathouse7824 3 года назад +7

      Proceeds to shuck a double barrel shotgun

  • @NickkAtNyte
    @NickkAtNyte 3 года назад +3085

    "Call an ambulance, call an ambulance! But not for me."

    • @cve3065
      @cve3065 3 года назад +4

      thats not funny

    • @baked.ginger
      @baked.ginger 3 года назад +172

      @@cve3065 it’s very funny. You just have bad taste.

    • @allmemesaside9429
      @allmemesaside9429 3 года назад +45

      c v e get roasted

    • @baked.ginger
      @baked.ginger 3 года назад +41

      @@allmemesaside9429 **dab**

    • @wiktor6536
      @wiktor6536 3 года назад +13

      @@cve3065 live a little man

  • @samurbanke1937
    @samurbanke1937 Год назад +1382

    "Long live the king" has to be one of the most iconic lines in movie history. The voice actor who sayed it did an incredible job.

    • @BrianMusic12
      @BrianMusic12 11 месяцев назад +30

      Scar was a cold mf

    • @CrimsonPhoenixBen
      @CrimsonPhoenixBen 10 месяцев назад +8

      sayed

    • @oliverbauschatz
      @oliverbauschatz 10 месяцев назад +2

      i remember hearing it as long rule the king

    • @oliverbauschatz
      @oliverbauschatz 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@BrianMusic12 NO SWEARING

    • @BrianMusic12
      @BrianMusic12 10 месяцев назад

      @oliverbauschatz omg sowwy mommy oowoo please spank my wittuwe butt and caw me a bad bowy

  • @zekomalouk575
    @zekomalouk575 9 месяцев назад +190

    6:41
    "Welcome to Slavery."
    "No thanks, I already have a wife."
    fucking wonderful line.

  • @JuiceboxDesmond
    @JuiceboxDesmond 3 года назад +17112

    Schwarzenegger had at least 10 more that weren't shown here. He's the king of one liners before the kill.

    • @CoolIHandIMatt
      @CoolIHandIMatt 3 года назад +422

      Stick around

    • @Salem-1610
      @Salem-1610 3 года назад +354

      Knock knock.

    • @joghnlogan2472
      @joghnlogan2472 3 года назад +56

      Gladys Jaclyn soto.posted 1 video. a must see!!no one is ready for this!!

    • @steveendicott1855
      @steveendicott1855 3 года назад +153

      To be...or not to be...EXPLOSION... not to be!! Lol

    • @dexternity
      @dexternity 3 года назад +234

      "Let off some steam, Benett"
      Commando (The ultimate one-liner movie)

  • @nielslauridsen2323
    @nielslauridsen2323 8 лет назад +4457

    "Don't you wanna hear my last words?"
    "I just did."

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 8 лет назад +59

      In speaking of last words: "On behalf of the planet Earth, Happy 4th of July!"

    • @seabe2345
      @seabe2345 7 лет назад +2

      Niels Lauridsen a

    • @galeson782
      @galeson782 7 лет назад +9

      Niels Lauridsen Alien slightly better than predator what are you smoking

    • @calebchapman1753
      @calebchapman1753 7 лет назад +2

      nope

    • @neonclad2710
      @neonclad2710 7 лет назад +7

      That's my favorite one!

  • @Johncena-rt4ol
    @Johncena-rt4ol Год назад +59

    Army of Darkness- " Good...bad... I'm the guy with the gun..." one of the most classic movie lines ever

    • @svyatozar
      @svyatozar 2 месяца назад

      “I ain’t that good” is better

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish Год назад +119

    7:37 fun fact: the man in the purple shirt is Phil LaMarr, known for voicing Hermes Conrad on Futurama

    • @billysutherland5890
      @billysutherland5890 Год назад +9

      And Samurai Jack

    • @user-io2oj3gv2m
      @user-io2oj3gv2m 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@billysutherland5890 And Kotal Kahn and Geras in Mortal Kombat, and John Stewart in Justice League and Justice League Unlimited, and Static Shock, and Kit Fisto in Star Wars: The Clone Wars, and Osmosis Jones in Ozzy & Drix.

    • @NicholasVetter-sy8io
      @NicholasVetter-sy8io 8 месяцев назад

      Bite my fleshy tissue ass

  • @andyngo6527
    @andyngo6527 4 года назад +5215

    “Welcome to slavery!”
    “No thanks, I already have a wife.”
    savage

  • @better-shotgun1686
    @better-shotgun1686 3 года назад +3826

    “I got 57 goddamn rounds in this 4 round magazine” is truly the best

  • @JacobC479
    @JacobC479 8 месяцев назад +37

    What’s amazing is Arnold wanted to say “I will be back” but James Cameron made him say “I’ll be back.” Arnold thought it was a mistake.

  • @OR56
    @OR56 Год назад +129

    8:04 This one is my favorite. "Resistance is futile" is the Borg's catchphrase almost, so when Data says it before killing the Queen, that was my favorite part of the movie.

  • @staceylazzopina7308
    @staceylazzopina7308 4 года назад +3493

    You forgot the best one:
    "Skadoosh."

  • @robertw6894
    @robertw6894 4 года назад +7886

    *"My father's last words: Dont son that gun is loaded!"*
    oof

    • @ameribop1326
      @ameribop1326 4 года назад +513

      Roballium sometimes I think of my grandpas last words
      “Stop shaking the ladder!”

    • @thetragedythatismylife3874
      @thetragedythatismylife3874 4 года назад +56

      Ameribop this is the funniest comment I’ve seen in a while

    • @saveuslayer
      @saveuslayer 4 года назад +8

      Javier Mendoza si hay una historia detras de eso necesito saberla

    • @DodingDagaGaming
      @DodingDagaGaming 4 года назад +6

      hahahah

    • @javiermendoza9607
      @javiermendoza9607 4 года назад +3

      @@saveuslayer mi madre murio por culpa de mi padrastro y me dijo eso
      Y aun no lo hice

  • @lukevanwyngaardt6584
    @lukevanwyngaardt6584 Год назад +97

    "Take a giant step for mankind." Easily one of Moore's best lines as Bond.

  • @OMalacarn
    @OMalacarn 11 месяцев назад +42

    "You shall not pass!" and "hasta la vista baby" always gives me goosebumps, every single time!

  • @JoseMat2953
    @JoseMat2953 2 года назад +7171

    "We're friends to the end. Remember?"
    "This *IS* the end, friend."
    Most badass line coming from a little kid.

  • @orangeystudios2070
    @orangeystudios2070 3 года назад +2524

    “Welcome to slavery”
    “No thanks, I already have a wife”
    His wife: *angery noises*

    • @thewolfoflight5780
      @thewolfoflight5780 3 года назад +13

      He is right though

    • @authoritarianxenophobicmil5445
      @authoritarianxenophobicmil5445 3 года назад +7

      It’s “Angry,” not “Angery.”

    • @nabilandrian5824
      @nabilandrian5824 3 года назад +27

      @@authoritarianxenophobicmil5445 bro you got a hundred of people that is about to say r/wooosh

    • @authoritarianxenophobicmil5445
      @authoritarianxenophobicmil5445 3 года назад +4

      @@nabilandrian5824 Isn’t r/woosh just mean that you didn’t get the joke? I get the joke, I was just correcting his spelling.

    • @creativeaaditya2436
      @creativeaaditya2436 3 года назад +4

      @@authoritarianxenophobicmil5445 yeah it is but I guess the joke has something to do with the spelling of angry as angery? I mean I’m not sure.

  • @noahperkins4716
    @noahperkins4716 Год назад +88

    My favorite before the kill line is when Bryan said “I believe you. But that’s not going to save you,” about halfway through Taken, in the scene where he hooked up the guy who kidnapped his daughter to a light bulb using jumper cables. I also liked when he said “It was personal to me” before shooting a guy in an elevator.

  • @ali.5481
    @ali.5481 11 месяцев назад +26

    I remember another one from Batman: The Dark Knight, where Harvey is in the bar, and he was interrogating a guy (forgot his name) and the guy said "I swear I didn't know what they were gonna do to you!" Harvey spins a coin over the table and says "Thats funny, cuz I don't know whats gonna happen to you either." It lands on the scratched side and Harvey shoots him.

  • @ZaibatsuHeavyIndustries
    @ZaibatsuHeavyIndustries 5 лет назад +3625

    Nobody:
    Every kill in 80s movies:
    ADIOS MOTHERFU*KER

    • @aidanban103
      @aidanban103 5 лет назад +8

      True though

    • @CarassiusAu
      @CarassiusAu 5 лет назад +56

      _HASTA LA VISTA BABE_

    • @sepehrrezaee5505
      @sepehrrezaee5505 5 лет назад +10

      no, only Samuel L. Jackson

    • @imaretardbut
      @imaretardbut 4 года назад +1

      Joseph Hernandez Exactly. They’re considered normie trash now

    • @SirSmanchez
      @SirSmanchez 4 года назад +1

      Umm so were not gonna talk about his/her profile pic and name?

  • @2112fonzie
    @2112fonzie 4 года назад +3597

    you forgot the most memorable one
    "don't try it" - Obi-Wan Kenobi

    • @sstylie
      @sstylie 4 года назад +147

      Anakin didn’t die there

    • @bs2202
      @bs2202 4 года назад +23

      AaAaAaAaAaAaH
      *D E A T H*

    • @kristiangeorgiev5915
      @kristiangeorgiev5915 4 года назад +38

      @Caleb Kent Actually Vader was born when Anakin killed Mace Windu

    • @jewdah7770
      @jewdah7770 4 года назад +1

      😯☝️
      😐✊

    • @padawanguy360
      @padawanguy360 4 года назад +7

      *do it*

  • @millenialfalcon8243
    @millenialfalcon8243 9 месяцев назад +34

    "I'm going to give ya to the count of ten. One... two... ten!"

    • @KingJ0804
      @KingJ0804 27 дней назад

      keep the change, you filthy animal

  • @spaghettitime1124
    @spaghettitime1124 Год назад +22

    Maybe it's because I have a soft spot for Live and Let Die, but the line "Who's funeral is it?" "Yours." goes so hard.

  • @JL-uz9ky
    @JL-uz9ky 5 лет назад +2125

    "You are unbearabley naive" "well, i was born yesterday."
    10/10

  • @dogol284
    @dogol284 3 года назад +2683

    Note:
    Clint Eastwood and Arnold Schwarzenegger are kings of one liners

    • @obiwankenobi4863
      @obiwankenobi4863 3 года назад +13

      Not Eastwood he was cool in the 80’s maybe but now he’s just crazy

    • @dogol284
      @dogol284 3 года назад +96

      @@obiwankenobi4863 I very heavily disagree with what you’re saying

    • @nandamuriramesh
      @nandamuriramesh 3 года назад +2

      they can do only oneliners

    • @royferguson3909
      @royferguson3909 3 года назад +12

      ' my mule don't like jokes '
      poetry

    • @mSAV2K
      @mSAV2K 3 года назад +5

      What about Sylvester stallone

  • @Frosted777
    @Frosted777 10 месяцев назад +17

    “Time to face destiny”
    “Time to face gravity” is easily my favourite

  • @TheEmeraldMenOfficial
    @TheEmeraldMenOfficial 4 месяца назад +10

    I love how Montoya was performed. The actor had just lost his own father to cancer, and channelled his rage into his acting.

  • @elioh8254
    @elioh8254 4 года назад +1789

    "Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"

    • @elioh8254
      @elioh8254 4 года назад +7

      @@jakewilferd6093 oh he did? i never actually watched the movie princess bride xD

    • @elioh8254
      @elioh8254 4 года назад +4

      @@jakewilferd6093 thanks for explaining because now i get it so thank you bro

    • @privaterizk4936
      @privaterizk4936 4 года назад +3

      Why it's remind me of Dean Winchester

    • @Ocelopillitl
      @Ocelopillitl 4 года назад

      Iñigo.

    • @highluxpotato810
      @highluxpotato810 4 года назад +5

      I fu**ing love princess bride. I’m surprised other people watch it. The first time i watched was when i was about 3 or 4. I’m turning 14 this year so it’s been a while since i first watched it.

  • @frankyskull380
    @frankyskull380 4 года назад +2572

    “I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.And i’m all out of bubblegum.”
    Duke Nukem: It’s free real estate

    • @sethpelletier9578
      @sethpelletier9578 4 года назад +66

      It's time to kick gum and chew ass???

    • @trandossian5640
      @trandossian5640 4 года назад +72

      @@sethpelletier9578 and I'm all outta ass

    • @SkippertheBart
      @SkippertheBart 4 года назад +31

      @@trandossian5640
      -Dick Kickem

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 4 года назад +3

      @@trandossian5640 f€£king Dick Kickem

    • @sephiroth8217
      @sephiroth8217 4 года назад +7

      IT’S TIME TO KICK GUM AND CHEW ASS AND I’M ALL OUT OF ASS

  • @timothybrown760
    @timothybrown760 9 месяцев назад +18

    The one line they should have added to this video is from Total Recall when Quaid yelled to Benny "SCREW YOU!!!", right before he pushed the hand miner's drill into driver's compartment!😏🤔

  • @jayzer967
    @jayzer967 8 месяцев назад +17

    "you didn't betray me... You betrayed yourself." 😔

  • @ChubbyCoconut
    @ChubbyCoconut 5 лет назад +16451

    Well, "I am Iron Man" would now rank on this list.

    • @ChubbyCoconut
      @ChubbyCoconut 5 лет назад +222

      @Jack Liu yeah for sure, if the list was to ever be updated.

    • @playboy6548
      @playboy6548 5 лет назад +343

      Ok those are the new movies but where
      the fuck is
      Why So Serious???

    • @ChubbyCoconut
      @ChubbyCoconut 5 лет назад +67

      @@playboy6548 True, that should certainly be on this list.

    • @duartevilelas9688
      @duartevilelas9688 5 лет назад +9

      Oh, totally.

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 5 лет назад +124

      "You said yourself, bitch...we're the Guardians of the Galaxy"

  • @V01t2
    @V01t2 3 года назад +1701

    "I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.
    "Tada!"

    • @Rogue.Rainbow
      @Rogue.Rainbow 3 года назад +37

      Ahhh and it’s gone.

    • @csar07.
      @csar07. 3 года назад +2

      This could be taken one of two ways......

    • @joghnlogan2472
      @joghnlogan2472 3 года назад +2

      Gladys Jaclyn soto posted 1 video. a must see!!no one is ready for this!!

    • @A_328FL
      @A_328FL 3 года назад +3

      Procedes to speaking like a sane person

    • @russelljones.b6828
      @russelljones.b6828 3 года назад +5

      "Let's wind the clocks back a year..., these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off? You see a guy like me----"

  • @PyramidRE
    @PyramidRE 8 месяцев назад +7

    "I want my father back you son of a bitch." Is one of the best lines in cinematic history. (The princess bride)

  • @davidshulimson9491
    @davidshulimson9491 Год назад +10

    Very entertaining. A couple more to add to the list:
    Darth Vader: "Apology accepted."
    Detective Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): "Diplomatic immunity revoked."

    • @Stuntcat-vv8cm
      @Stuntcat-vv8cm 10 месяцев назад

      apology accepted was after he killed him though

    • @davidshulimson9491
      @davidshulimson9491 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Stuntcat-vv8cm I realized that after I commented. I was hoping nobody would notice. "And I would have gotten away with it if not for you meddling kids!"

  • @meorarifhaekal7248
    @meorarifhaekal7248 4 года назад +1417

    Imagine hearing the last words before you die is ' GARBAGE DAY'

    • @ridescenceblitz3234
      @ridescenceblitz3234 4 года назад +33

      Imagine if it was "Pew Pew b*tch!"

    • @firestorbucket
      @firestorbucket 4 года назад +14

      Silent Night Deadly night 2 is known mostly for that scene, but the entire movie is so bad its worth watching just because.

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 4 года назад +2

      It wouldn't really matter, since all your memories are about to be deleted including the ones from the last few seconds.

    • @ridescenceblitz3234
      @ridescenceblitz3234 4 года назад +2

      @@medexamtoolsdotcom But imagine tho

    • @mr.shadow5019
      @mr.shadow5019 4 года назад +12

      Imagine if it was "pizza time"

  • @r520jr8
    @r520jr8 3 года назад +978

    "One Liners Before the Kill"
    Batman: I won't kill you

    • @ElliYeetYT
      @ElliYeetYT 3 года назад +48

      But I don’t have to save you

    • @toddgurney1870
      @toddgurney1870 3 года назад +16

      Technically he didn’t kill him so he was correct

    • @noahhaller4540
      @noahhaller4540 3 года назад +3

      @@toddgurney1870 Technically there wasn't a kill either

    • @MothboisTTV
      @MothboisTTV 3 года назад +10

      But your hospital bills will

    • @darrellcovello7917
      @darrellcovello7917 3 года назад +1

      "Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me!"

  • @NerfGunz35
    @NerfGunz35 10 месяцев назад +10

    There was a good one from Gods of Egypt:
    “I spared you once.”
    “I won’t make that mistake.”

  • @malafacha1623
    @malafacha1623 Год назад +13

    After all this years... no one is giving credit to They Live and Evil Dead. Easily one of the best one-liners I've ever seen.

  • @whostolztacookie4440
    @whostolztacookie4440 2 года назад +6281

    "You know, it's moments like these that remind me of my fathers last words."
    "Which were?"
    "DON'T SON, THAT GUN IS LOADED!"
    There's a degree of insanity behind this line that I love so much

  • @kuttapotta8947
    @kuttapotta8947 4 года назад +1454

    "My father's last words: Don't son, that gun is loaded!"
    Dammmnnn

  • @spornge
    @spornge Год назад +8

    Yes Josey Wales still my favorite ever . What I love about that line is that Dan George is constantly telling him how to be a better gunfighter like he needs it and saying something cool is one of his tips.

  • @bchearne
    @bchearne 7 месяцев назад +5

    You earned the thumbs up from me. Including the Inigo Montoya line is just one example of the wide-ranging character of this video, and much appreciated by us olds

  • @namesaretuff
    @namesaretuff 2 года назад +2809

    "Do we take prisoners?"
    "I don't"
    - Hevy, Star Wars TCW

    • @marvelcomicsnerd4196
      @marvelcomicsnerd4196 2 года назад +67

      I love that episode. I'm sad Heavy died, though

    • @fabianschulz4195
      @fabianschulz4195 2 года назад +42

      Saddest and most heroic death. Along with 99

    • @skywalker6587
      @skywalker6587 2 года назад +23

      @@fabianschulz4195 and fives

    • @donaldtrumpscat2443
      @donaldtrumpscat2443 2 года назад +5

      That one was what I was about to point out as well, actually better than most others

    • @HHPYE42
      @HHPYE42 2 года назад +8

      Another reason tcw is one of the best Star Wars media

  • @colestamey7711
    @colestamey7711 3 года назад +2190

    Arnold literally pins someone to a wall with a machete: “stick around”

    • @formdusktilldeath
      @formdusktilldeath 2 года назад +49

      Predator, I believe.
      Or from Commando after he impales the bad guy with a pipe:
      "Blow off some steam, Bennet!"

    • @colestamey7711
      @colestamey7711 2 года назад +9

      @@formdusktilldeath commando was so good. Predator will always be my favorite movie

    • @jlord5078
      @jlord5078 2 года назад +13

      Both are in his videos for "after the kill"

    • @HalfLife-hq8eu
      @HalfLife-hq8eu 2 года назад +3

      @@formdusktilldeath yes, it was from predator

    • @brs2379
      @brs2379 2 года назад +2

      Arnold pins someone to a wall with a machete and the camera zooms in to a close up: “stick around”

  • @ryanjapan3113
    @ryanjapan3113 Год назад +6

    0:58 It’s hard to notice (I only just noticed a minute ago) but his blood fly’s away.

  • @ericsilber1382
    @ericsilber1382 Месяц назад +2

    "You shall not pass" takes the cake for me

  • @MartyMusic
    @MartyMusic 4 года назад +7956

    you can't beat "I'll be back"

  • @yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095
    @yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095 3 года назад +707

    4:37
    The Joker didn’t lie though, he did make the pencil disappear

    • @user-kx8pu6ys5i
      @user-kx8pu6ys5i 3 года назад +7

      Nice

    • @grogu9906
      @grogu9906 3 года назад +8

      How did he do it tho

    • @user-kt3jk1vq9o
      @user-kt3jk1vq9o 3 года назад +6

      @@grogu9906 a baby Grogu is, must not he see such things. Master Skywalker, where is?

    • @grogu9906
      @grogu9906 3 года назад +7

      Went to work, he did. Said something about count doofus , he did.
      *

    • @snacksizedsalami1278
      @snacksizedsalami1278 3 года назад +11

      The secret is he hides the pencil in a little thing called the eyeball. The trick can hinder eyesight long term but I think he’s just faking the whole dead thing.

  • @Vincent-rs5qo
    @Vincent-rs5qo 5 месяцев назад +3

    “ I’ve come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I’m all out of bubblegum” is my fav 80s line from they live

  • @chigbee169
    @chigbee169 9 месяцев назад +9

    Can’t be a top 100 without Clint Eastwood

  • @xavierearnst6245
    @xavierearnst6245 3 года назад +3756

    0:00 Independence Day (1996)
    0:13 Predator (1987)
    0:17 Scarface (1983)
    0:21 They Live (1988)
    0:31 Dirty Harry (1971)
    0:42 Terminator (1984)
    0:48 Cobra (1986)
    0:53 Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
    1:00 Action Jackson (1988)
    1:03 True Grit (1969)
    1:09 Stargate (1994)
    1:12 Friday The 13th (2009)
    1:14 Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
    1:22 The Mummy Returns (2001)
    1:28 Team America: World Police (2004)
    1:36 Star Trek (2009)
    1:43 Evil Dead II (1987)
    1:46 Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
    1:53 Air Force One (1997)
    1:57 Commando (1985)
    2:06 Die Another Day (2002)
    2:11 Die Hard (1988)
    2:16 The Rock (1996)
    2:34 Leon: The Professional (1994)
    2:46 The Heat (2013)
    2:56 300 (2006)
    3:01 Die Hard 2 (1990)
    3:05 Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
    3:13 GoldenEye (1995)
    3:22 Moonraker (1979)
    3:26 Robocop (1987)
    3:32 Tremors (1990)
    3:36 Wolverine (2013)
    3:44 True Lies (1994)
    3:50 Casper (1995)
    4:00 Judge Dredd (1995)
    4:06 The Lion King (1994)
    4:13 The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001)
    4:19 Wild Wild West (1999)
    4:26 The Matrix (1999)-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------(I have all 3 lol, can't wait for the next movie)
    Edit: Now I have all 4!
    4:29 The Boondock Saints (1999)
    4:35 The Dark Knight (2008)
    4:43 Batman (1989)
    4:55 Batman Begins (2005)
    5:01 Superman/Batman: Apocalypse (2010)
    5:04 Death Wish 2 (1982)
    5:14 The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
    5:25 Stone Cold (1991)
    5:33 Army Of Darkness (1992)
    5:41 The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
    5:50 Big Game (2014)
    6:06 Con Air (1997)
    6:14 Die Hard 2 (1990)
    6:22 Dr. No (1962)
    6:28 The Dead Pool (1988)
    6:36 Equilibrium (2002)
    6:41 From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
    6:51 Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011)
    6:58 Hot Fuzz (2007)
    7:14 Jaws (1975)
    7:18 Last Action Hero (1993)
    7:24 Live And Let Die (1973)
    7:31 Pulp Fiction (1994)
    7:40 RoboCop (1987)
    7:48 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (2010)
    7:58 Scream (1996)
    8:04 Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
    8:09 Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
    8:14 Star Wars (1977)
    8:22 Terminator (1984)
    8:26 Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)
    8:32 Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
    8:38 WALL-E (2008)
    8:44 The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
    8:53 The Princess Bride (1987)
    9:08 Transformers (2007)
    9:13 Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
    9:28 Unforgiven (1992)
    9:34 Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
    9:45 Blade (1998)
    9:51 Clear And Present Danger (1994)
    9:46 I Come In Peace (1990)
    10:04 X-Men (2000)
    10:15 Sudden Impact (1983)
    10:30 Eraser (1996)
    10:36 Heist (2001)
    10:44 Highlander (1986)
    10:48 Maximum Overdrive (1986)
    10:53 Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian (2009)
    11:03 The Condemned (2007)
    11:14 Child’s Play (1988)
    11:23 The Rookie (1990)
    11:33 The Running Man (1987)
    11:39 The Running Man (1987)
    11:45 The Running Man (1987)
    11:52 V For Vendetta (2006)
    12:04 The Thing (1982)
    12:12 The Outlaw Josey Wales (1986)
    12:21 The Karate Kid II (1986)
    12:39 Iron Man 3 (2013)
    FINALLY DONE hahaha first time I've done this, it takes some patience...

  • @clarissagiles734
    @clarissagiles734 3 года назад +1343

    7:18
    “No sequel for you”
    -Arnold Schwarzenegger
    King of the “One-Liners”

  • @theparanormalman8707
    @theparanormalman8707 Год назад +2

    I was REALLY hoping to see Vision's one-liner. Thanks for including it.

  • @S.U.T.D
    @S.U.T.D 7 месяцев назад +4

    These are crazy; how Sly says "You're a disease.. and I'm the cure." so coldly is so fascinating. They're ALL so fascinating!

  • @brabochoke4866
    @brabochoke4866 4 года назад +2388

    and theres john wick who doesnt say a word just finishes the job like a boss

    • @brucewayne4036
      @brucewayne4036 4 года назад +64

      well he is canadian

    • @sailosi7170
      @sailosi7170 4 года назад +24

      He doesn't play around

    • @raphy9654
      @raphy9654 4 года назад +4

      His words is: yes i canadian

    • @kalervof3464
      @kalervof3464 4 года назад +5

      it was just a fookin....(hmmm damnit now hes gonna talk to dat guy for 10minutes and then get stabbed and then get a comeback) just shoots the guy (well thats better)

    • @niceguymaanii
      @niceguymaanii 4 года назад +16

      His script.
      Enemy : John
      John : *nods*
      John kills
      Dinner reservation
      Cleaning guy: John
      John : *nods again*

  • @superbrain7852
    @superbrain7852 3 года назад +369

    "Who are you?"
    "Im Batman"
    -Deadpool

    • @VedonSnitchel
      @VedonSnitchel 2 года назад

      Ya but that wasn't before the kill, but still love it!

    • @lmaoded1550
      @lmaoded1550 2 года назад

      XD

  • @Fount_of_Faith
    @Fount_of_Faith 9 месяцев назад +5

    I love how a majority of these are spoken by either Clint Eastwood or Arnold Schwarzenegger. 😂😂

  • @Kalos91
    @Kalos91 2 месяца назад +2

    "Garbage day!" Has always cracked me up for some reason 😂

  • @jonathanswee4419
    @jonathanswee4419 5 лет назад +1277

    " I can make this pencil disappear"
    Guy walks up
    Joker pushes head into pencil
    " Ta Da"

    • @sheelaprasad601
      @sheelaprasad601 5 лет назад +20

      sorry but that's too awesome to put in this video

    • @_deletus_
      @_deletus_ 5 лет назад +6

      DUDE I LOVE THAT

    • @omegared4288
      @omegared4288 5 лет назад

      Shu up bitch

    • @Cody-ru1cz
      @Cody-ru1cz 5 лет назад +13

      omega red lol who plugged your ass bro

    • @elbronco80
      @elbronco80 5 лет назад +4

      He made his pencil disappear in Brokeback Mountain

  • @Nathan-vj1tr
    @Nathan-vj1tr 5 лет назад +561

    “Welcome to slavery.”
    “No thanks I already have a wife.”

  • @EnzoNotFerrari21
    @EnzoNotFerrari21 Год назад +4

    “The street always wins”
    Definetly one of the lines of fast and furious history.

  • @klausschnieder8070
    @klausschnieder8070 Год назад +10

    12:13 i use this one a lot because when i tell you i'm southern i mean it.

  • @Dalek-br6nu
    @Dalek-br6nu 2 года назад +3247

    The most powerful one here is without a doubt Inigo's "I want my father back you son of a bitch". It's not just some sarcastic or cheesy one liner, there's raw emotion stored behind that line and it's delivery was flawless.

    • @joelcomer
      @joelcomer 2 года назад +57

      I love that movie

    • @brianc3761
      @brianc3761 2 года назад +37

      Agreed. What an incredible movie.

    • @HHPYE42
      @HHPYE42 2 года назад +24

      One of my favorite movies ever.I felt him so much in that line

    • @djpunyer8762
      @djpunyer8762 2 года назад +22

      It's not the most powerful one, but I do agree it's a great line. The reason I'm disagreeing with your statement is because the rest of the film is so campy/cheesy that it's hard to take it seriously. I don't really like it that much tbh. It needs a reboot, but only if they'll do it properly.
      Edit: I think the most powerful is without a doubt 4:13

    • @deusvult7211
      @deusvult7211 2 года назад +39

      @@djpunyer8762 while that is true, the point of the movie was to be cheesy and corny. It was supposed to be a mock of love stories, if I remember correctly

  • @reynmcmurry4837
    @reynmcmurry4837 3 года назад +862

    "I'm going to make this pencil.. disappear... ta da!!!"

  • @putneyrbh1
    @putneyrbh1 5 месяцев назад +2

    Aliens: "GET AWAY FROM HER. YOU B***H". This is still one of the best compilations around. Thank you

    • @petery6432
      @petery6432 3 месяца назад

      I'm not sure that would count as a one liner, because it doesn't happen right before a kill. Hicks' "Eat This!" is great though.

  • @dubiehouser
    @dubiehouser Год назад +4

    I thoroughly enjoyed all 12:56 of this video. Well done sir!

  • @kass1089
    @kass1089 7 лет назад +1970

    "Welcome to slavery!"
    "No thanks. I already have a wife!"
    xD

  • @robstervlogs748
    @robstervlogs748 7 лет назад +1468

    "Say hallo to my lil friend"

  • @user-gt6fp4ho9g
    @user-gt6fp4ho9g 9 месяцев назад +4

    It’s not in here, but my favorite line is “Time to meet god” dining scene in Sicario (2015). It was so cold and unforgettable. Acting, dialogue, atmosphere and sound are another level.

  • @michaeldowzycki987
    @michaeldowzycki987 11 месяцев назад

    I keep coming back to this video..

  • @AdamOfEverywhere
    @AdamOfEverywhere 3 года назад +438

    "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

    • @Gojimon630
      @Gojimon630 3 года назад +9

      I'll give you anything

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 3 года назад +19

      @@Gojimon630 Inigo: I want my father back, you son of a bitch

    • @hairdog765
      @hairdog765 3 года назад +1

      "Stop Saying That!"

  • @notcaidensmith
    @notcaidensmith 4 года назад +746

    “don’t son, that gun is loaded!” Is both funny and terrifying.

  • @fatifatfat5163
    @fatifatfat5163 Год назад +6

    It should’ve had the one in Avatar:
    “It’s all over.”
    “Nothing’s over while I breathe”
    “I kinda hoped you’d say that”

  • @PeterSpaghetti69
    @PeterSpaghetti69 4 месяца назад +3

    no way they had Team America on here

  • @salt7456
    @salt7456 3 года назад +1261

    Tony Todd getting launched out of a window from a rocket by Nicholas cage calling him “rocket man” is the best thing in existence.

  • @GamingSpiral
    @GamingSpiral 3 года назад +928

    “Hello my name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die” is my favorite line

    •  2 года назад +20

      Instant association: "I am the brother of Elia Martell. … You raped my sister, you murdered her, you killed her children. Say it, and we’ll make this quick."

    • @missmichelle1290
      @missmichelle1290 2 года назад +4

      “My name is Jack Marston and you kill my father”

    • @dirtblock1383
      @dirtblock1383 2 года назад

      *I* *Am* *your* *father*

    • @neelanjanak7534
      @neelanjanak7534 2 года назад +3

      I will give you anything you want Inigo Montoya : give me my father back you

    • @randomstuff9053
      @randomstuff9053 2 года назад

      I love that movie

  • @rowanvincent5762
    @rowanvincent5762 9 месяцев назад +3

    There's something so chilling about 'I want my father back you son of a bitch'. Princess Bride is a fantastic movie.

  • @Scottishbondfan
    @Scottishbondfan 8 месяцев назад +5

    I think they should have included the one from tomorrow never dies (james bond) “I’m just a professional doing a job”. “Me too” **kill**

  • @101Kamehameha
    @101Kamehameha 5 лет назад +582

    "That's all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?"
    "Sweetheart, that can be the name of my autobiography."

  • @bloo22ca
    @bloo22ca 7 лет назад +2146

    "GARBAGE DAY"
    LOL best line

  • @watcherwraith007
    @watcherwraith007 10 месяцев назад

    Sayanara.
    One of my favorite scenes from Wolverine. So much context and meaning packed into that word.

  • @funnyname8004
    @funnyname8004 10 месяцев назад

    0:17 always gets me, I love how he says "Say hello to my little friend!"

  • @celestyelle6164
    @celestyelle6164 5 лет назад +429

    "don't son, that gun is loaded"

    • @enternamehere2031
      @enternamehere2031 5 лет назад +6

      Hureji THATS MY FAV ONE

    • @savageassassin4741
      @savageassassin4741 5 лет назад

      @@enternamehere2031 also didn't it look like Arnold Schwarzenegger got most of the one liners

  • @samcarruthers6053
    @samcarruthers6053 5 лет назад +2356

    40% - Arnold Schwarzenegger
    25% - Clint Eastwood
    20% - James Bond
    15% - Anything Else
    Edit - Holy crap! 1.4k likes! Thanks!

    • @tornadorundo
      @tornadorundo 5 лет назад +67

      Sylvester Stallone has a few.

    • @deensaid7762
      @deensaid7762 5 лет назад +55

      Arnie is the king of all pre-death one-liners.

    • @philipjohnson152
      @philipjohnson152 5 лет назад +9

      2%
      You forgot chuck Norris

    • @Hemzri
      @Hemzri 5 лет назад +4

      5% - i am iron man

    • @cptnpukesalot3342
      @cptnpukesalot3342 5 лет назад +2

      What about this is the end friend

  • @user-jk4zw7qi7l
    @user-jk4zw7qi7l 2 месяца назад +1

    "We're friends to the end, remember?"
    "This IS the end, friend"
    Nice ending line for a horror movie

  • @sylasDC
    @sylasDC Год назад

    So many good one-liners sold little time nicely done especially when you have a topic such as Terminator and the running man and various other ones well done indeed.👍👍

  • @ahyes7717
    @ahyes7717 3 года назад +2641

    "Long live the king"
    That one hits hard man, Hard.

    • @dayggo1302
      @dayggo1302 3 года назад +14

      Ikr

    • @kyojurorengoku385
      @kyojurorengoku385 3 года назад +21

      Mufasa 😥

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 3 года назад +28

      The most devastating scene in cinematic history

    • @ralph1095
      @ralph1095 2 года назад +4

      That one Donnie has been yelling since he got fired off the APPRENTICE and he is STILL YELLING. Oh yeah that McConnell guy is his main cheerleader. POLITICS SUCKS just look at the players

    • @geraltnroach
      @geraltnroach 2 года назад +8

      I skip that scene when i was a kid, it broke my heart.

  • @riyadzahdour1302
    @riyadzahdour1302 5 лет назад +1495

    "Wecome to slavery"
    .
    "No, thanks .
    I already have a wife"
    .
    I'm dead lol 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @leighburne4098
      @leighburne4098 5 лет назад +10

      Riyad Zahdour Clooney has so many good lines in that film.

    • @Darkxculo
      @Darkxculo 5 лет назад +12

      Leigh Burne “i said do what i say, not do what i do”

    • @MisterX867
      @MisterX867 5 лет назад +7

      That line should be a meme

    • @duck-bill-e5982
      @duck-bill-e5982 5 лет назад

      No they are

    • @andrzejburek4254
      @andrzejburek4254 5 лет назад

      @@leighburne4098 whats the film name?

  • @b.y.o.p.9035
    @b.y.o.p.9035 2 месяца назад +1

    Way too many one-liners to pick from. Great video. 😁

  • @dicar76
    @dicar76 4 года назад +416

    “Your out of bullets, and you know what that means, your shit out of luck.”
    My favorite.

    • @kristijan7177
      @kristijan7177 4 года назад +3

      I literally scrolled down on your comment when the scene came

    • @icecreamoman288
      @icecreamoman288 4 года назад +1

      @@kristijan7177 Same, lol.

    • @TheInvincibleH
      @TheInvincibleH 4 года назад +1

      Yes master yoda

    • @dolphlouw2693
      @dolphlouw2693 4 года назад +1

      Your sentence structure makes sense. So you are obviously not yoda

    • @dicar76
      @dicar76 4 года назад +1

      Dolph Louw lol

  • @josephstalin2829
    @josephstalin2829 7 лет назад +1792

    A short resume of the vid :
    Arnold Schwarzenegger: 80%
    Clint Eastwood : 17%
    James Bond : 2%
    Others : 1%

    • @safeshot6368
      @safeshot6368 7 лет назад +61

      Samuel L. Jackson: 100%

    • @crume75
      @crume75 7 лет назад +5

      Joseph Stalin Harry Potter : Molly Badass Weasley

    • @KukoBerry
      @KukoBerry 7 лет назад +3

      Joseph Stalin did you count them

    • @ferdyhoshigakitube
      @ferdyhoshigakitube 7 лет назад +1

      JooJ SeeS confirmed I counted

    • @arlopratt7833
      @arlopratt7833 7 лет назад +3

      garbage day!!

  • @SuperChussy
    @SuperChussy 10 месяцев назад +3

    Amazing list, Arnie is still king of the one liners. 👍🏻

  • @Iamtherealvicky
    @Iamtherealvicky Год назад +4

    "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Legend ❤
    "I AM NO MAN" Also legend ❤❤

  • @dubo2769
    @dubo2769 7 лет назад +621

    "But remember? We're friends to the end!"
    "This IS the end, friend."
    That kid is going places

  • @vibeslide
    @vibeslide 3 года назад +919

    Don't wanna hear my last words?
    I just did.
    Genius.

    • @xoticplayz242
      @xoticplayz242 3 года назад

      When did that happen

    • @sofias7656
      @sofias7656 3 года назад +10

      10:37

    • @akramgimmini8165
      @akramgimmini8165 3 года назад

      Whats the Name of the Movie again?
      It was badass

    • @AJGaming-fg8vq
      @AJGaming-fg8vq 3 года назад +4

      But it was Danny di veto dying so that made it not quite as great

    • @gir2859
      @gir2859 3 года назад

      Akram Gimmini I believe it’s called heist

  • @Boy_TV984
    @Boy_TV984 5 месяцев назад +1

    4:40 plot twist: the guy who approached to Joker was going to help with his magic trick. What a gentleman!

  • @relic69
    @relic69 Год назад

    Awesome job, Thanks!

  • @maddydonuts_
    @maddydonuts_ Год назад +1105

    "How many men does it take to deliver a message?"
    "One" *arrow shot *
    So nuanced and chilling for a Disney movie

    • @AManOnline.
      @AManOnline. Год назад +39

      Sadly it wasn't included

    • @theatticaddict
      @theatticaddict Год назад +34

      That’s why Mulan is one of my favorite Disney movies ever

    • @vain3207
      @vain3207 Год назад

      @@theatticaddict I like how the 2 ladies are like.
      Lady: so the both of y'all are engaged now
      Guy: what !?!
      Lady2: well u just gave me a ring motherf-
      Same guy: oh sh-
      Me: *walks away like nothing happened*

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 Год назад +5

      It’s arrows not men.

    • @tonythetone
      @tonythetone 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@KhanMann66in the scene tho, it showed two men running, then the guy shot and arrow to kill one