0:00 Independence Day (1996) 0:13 Predator (1987) 0:17 Scarface (1983) 0:21 They Live (1988) 0:31 Dirty Harry (1971) 0:42 Terminator (1984) 0:48 Cobra (1986) 0:53 Invasion U.S.A. (1985) 1:00 Action Jackson (1988) 1:03 True Grit (1969) 1:09 Stargate (1994) 1:12 Friday The 13th (2009) 1:14 Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984) 1:22 The Mummy Returns (2001) 1:28 Team America: World Police (2004) 1:36 Star Trek (2009) 1:43 Evil Dead II (1987) 1:46 Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) 1:53 Air Force One (1997) 1:57 Commando (1985) 2:06 Die Another Day (2002) 2:11 Die Hard (1988) 2:16 The Rock (1996) 2:34 Leon: The Professional (1994) 2:46 The Heat (2013) 2:56 300 (2006) 3:01 Die Hard 2 (1990) 3:05 Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984) 3:13 GoldenEye (1995) 3:22 Moonraker (1979) 3:26 Robocop (1987) 3:32 Tremors (1990) 3:36 Wolverine (2013) 3:44 True Lies (1994) 3:50 Casper (1995) 4:00 Judge Dredd (1995) 4:06 The Lion King (1994) 4:13 The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001) 4:19 Wild Wild West (1999) 4:26 The Matrix (1999) 4:29 The Boondock Saints (1999) 4:35 The Dark Knight (2008) 4:43 Batman (1989) 4:55 Batman Begins (2005) 5:01 Superman/Batman: Apocalypse (2010) 5:04 Death Wish 2 (1982) 5:14 The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976) 5:25 Stone Cold (1991) 5:33 Army Of Darkness (1992) 5:41 The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) 5:50 Big Game (2014) 6:06 Con Air (1997) 6:14 Die Hard 2 (1990) 6:22 Dr. No (1962) 6:28 The Dead Pool (1988) 6:36 Equilibrium (2002) 6:41 From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) 6:51 Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011) 6:58 Hot Fuzz (2007) 7:14 Jaws (1975) 7:18 Last Action Hero (1993) 7:24 Live And Let Die (1973) 7:31 Pulp Fiction (1994) 7:40 RoboCop (1987) 7:48 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (2010) 7:58 Scream (1996) 8:04 Star Trek: First Contact (1996) 8:09 Star Trek: First Contact (1996) 8:14 Star Wars (1977) 8:22 Terminator (1984) 8:26 Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991) 8:32 Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003) 8:38 WALL-E (2008) 8:44 The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King 8:53 The Princess Bride (1987) 9:08 Transformers (2007) 9:13 Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) 9:28 Unforgiven (1992) 9:34 Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015) 9:45 Blade (1998) 9:51 Clear And Present Danger (1994) 9:46 I Come In Peace (1990) 10:04 X-Men (2000) 10:15 Sudden Impact (1983) 10:30 Eraser (1996) 10:36 Heist (2001) 10:44 Highlander (1986) 10:48 Maximum Overdrive (1986) 10:53 Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian (2009) 11:03 The Condemned (2007) 11:14 Child’s Play (1988) 11:23 The Rookie (1990) 11:33 The Running Man (1987) 11:39 The Running Man (1987) 11:45 The Running Man (1987) 11:52 V For Vendetta (2006) 12:04 The Thing (1982) 12:12 The Outlaw Josey Wales (1986) 12:21 The Karate Kid II (1986) 12:39 Iron Man 3 (2013) FINALLY DONE hahaha first time I've done this, it takes some patience...
"You know, it's moments like these that remind me of my fathers last words." "Which were?" "DON'T SON, THAT GUN IS LOADED!" There's a degree of insanity behind this line that I love so much
The most powerful one here is without a doubt Inigo's "I want my father back you son of a bitch". It's not just some sarcastic or cheesy one liner, there's raw emotion stored behind that line and it's delivery was flawless.
@@dp-g5i well, I’ve always liked it and thought it was funny. But there is always going to be people who don’t like it. Which is pretty normal lol. I’m just curious, do you have a favorite satire comedy movie?
The secret is he hides the pencil in a little thing called the eyeball. The trick can hinder eyesight long term but I think he’s just faking the whole dead thing.
7:18 “No sequel for you” is one of the best lines because of how plainly he says it, and also the fact that he points to the villain not surviving to see the next movie
With context, when he says that line he's breathing heavy because he's just been shot in the chest, and is essentially using all his strength to kill him.
I remember another one from Batman: The Dark Knight, where Harvey is in the bar, and he was interrogating a guy (forgot his name) and the guy said "I swear I didn't know what they were gonna do to you!" Harvey spins a coin over the table and says "Thats funny, cuz I don't know whats gonna happen to you either." It lands on the scratched side and Harvey shoots him.
That one Donnie has been yelling since he got fired off the APPRENTICE and he is STILL YELLING. Oh yeah that McConnell guy is his main cheerleader. POLITICS SUCKS just look at the players
Schwarzenegger is also really good at post-mortem one liners. Like when asked what happened to the guys that were told "you've been erased", he said "they caught a train". Or when asked what happened to the guy who got the "remember I promised to kill you last? I lied", he said "I let him go"
@@theatticaddict I like how the 2 ladies are like. Lady: so the both of y'all are engaged now Guy: what !?! Lady2: well u just gave me a ring motherf- Same guy: oh sh- Me: *walks away like nothing happened*
The one line they should have added to this video is from Total Recall when Quaid yelled to Benny "SCREW YOU!!!", right before he pushed the hand miner's drill into driver's compartment!😏🤔
"Let's wind the clocks back a year..., these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off? You see a guy like me----"
4:35 Love how the Joker has the foresight to set up the pencil and brands it as a magic trick when he kills someone with it. I love the way he casually says “ta-da!”
it was just a fookin....(hmmm damnit now hes gonna talk to dat guy for 10minutes and then get stabbed and then get a comeback) just shoots the guy (well thats better)
You earned the thumbs up from me. Including the Inigo Montoya line is just one example of the wide-ranging character of this video, and much appreciated by us olds
11:52 “Beneath this mask there is more than flesh… Beneath this mask there is an idea Mr Creedy… *And ideas are bulletproof.”* That has to be one of the hardest lines I’ve ever heard in my life.
I fu**ing love princess bride. I’m surprised other people watch it. The first time i watched was when i was about 3 or 4. I’m turning 14 this year so it’s been a while since i first watched it.
This scene was rather silly looking. Imagine a big time villain that you can easily kill with a very conspicuous easy to reach kill switch on the outside of his suit. How did someone with a working brain design a suit like that? 😆
“Hello my name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die” is my favorite line
3 года назад+21
Instant association: "I am the brother of Elia Martell. … You raped my sister, you murdered her, you killed her children. Say it, and we’ll make this quick."
Schwarzenegger had at least 10 more that weren't shown here. He's the king of one liners before the kill.
Stick around
Knock knock.
Gladys Jaclyn soto.posted 1 video. a must see!!no one is ready for this!!
To be...or not to be...EXPLOSION... not to be!! Lol
"Let off some steam, Benett"
Commando (The ultimate one-liner movie)
0:00 Independence Day (1996)
0:13 Predator (1987)
0:17 Scarface (1983)
0:21 They Live (1988)
0:31 Dirty Harry (1971)
0:42 Terminator (1984)
0:48 Cobra (1986)
0:53 Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
1:00 Action Jackson (1988)
1:03 True Grit (1969)
1:09 Stargate (1994)
1:12 Friday The 13th (2009)
1:14 Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
1:22 The Mummy Returns (2001)
1:28 Team America: World Police (2004)
1:36 Star Trek (2009)
1:43 Evil Dead II (1987)
1:46 Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
1:53 Air Force One (1997)
1:57 Commando (1985)
2:06 Die Another Day (2002)
2:11 Die Hard (1988)
2:16 The Rock (1996)
2:34 Leon: The Professional (1994)
2:46 The Heat (2013)
2:56 300 (2006)
3:01 Die Hard 2 (1990)
3:05 Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
3:13 GoldenEye (1995)
3:22 Moonraker (1979)
3:26 Robocop (1987)
3:32 Tremors (1990)
3:36 Wolverine (2013)
3:44 True Lies (1994)
3:50 Casper (1995)
4:00 Judge Dredd (1995)
4:06 The Lion King (1994)
4:13 The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001)
4:19 Wild Wild West (1999)
4:26 The Matrix (1999)
4:29 The Boondock Saints (1999)
4:35 The Dark Knight (2008)
4:43 Batman (1989)
4:55 Batman Begins (2005)
5:01 Superman/Batman: Apocalypse (2010)
5:04 Death Wish 2 (1982)
5:14 The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
5:25 Stone Cold (1991)
5:33 Army Of Darkness (1992)
5:41 The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
5:50 Big Game (2014)
6:06 Con Air (1997)
6:14 Die Hard 2 (1990)
6:22 Dr. No (1962)
6:28 The Dead Pool (1988)
6:36 Equilibrium (2002)
6:41 From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
6:51 Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011)
6:58 Hot Fuzz (2007)
7:14 Jaws (1975)
7:18 Last Action Hero (1993)
7:24 Live And Let Die (1973)
7:31 Pulp Fiction (1994)
7:40 RoboCop (1987)
7:48 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (2010)
7:58 Scream (1996)
8:04 Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
8:09 Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
8:14 Star Wars (1977)
8:22 Terminator (1984)
8:26 Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)
8:32 Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
8:38 WALL-E (2008)
8:44 The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
8:53 The Princess Bride (1987)
9:08 Transformers (2007)
9:13 Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
9:28 Unforgiven (1992)
9:34 Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
9:45 Blade (1998)
9:51 Clear And Present Danger (1994)
9:46 I Come In Peace (1990)
10:04 X-Men (2000)
10:15 Sudden Impact (1983)
10:30 Eraser (1996)
10:36 Heist (2001)
10:44 Highlander (1986)
10:48 Maximum Overdrive (1986)
10:53 Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian (2009)
11:03 The Condemned (2007)
11:14 Child’s Play (1988)
11:23 The Rookie (1990)
11:33 The Running Man (1987)
11:39 The Running Man (1987)
11:45 The Running Man (1987)
11:52 V For Vendetta (2006)
12:04 The Thing (1982)
12:12 The Outlaw Josey Wales (1986)
12:21 The Karate Kid II (1986)
12:39 Iron Man 3 (2013)
FINALLY DONE hahaha first time I've done this, it takes some patience...
Thanks. ^^
Dude you are a legend thanks
Legend
Fíjen el comentario de este gran hombre
Why this not top comment
"Call an ambulance, call an ambulance! But not for me."
thats not funny
@@cve3065 it’s very funny. You just have bad taste.
c v e get roasted
@@allmemesaside9429 **dab**
@@cve3065 live a little man
"Long live the king" has to be one of the most iconic lines in movie history. The voice actor who sayed it did an incredible job.
Scar was a cold mf
sayed
i remember hearing it as long rule the king
@@BrianMusic12 NO SWEARING
@oliverbauschatz omg sowwy mommy oowoo please spank my wittuwe butt and caw me a bad bowy
"You know, it's moments like these that remind me of my fathers last words."
"Which were?"
"DON'T SON, THAT GUN IS LOADED!"
There's a degree of insanity behind this line that I love so much
Went searching for this comment 🔥🔥🔥
5:25
*_Stone Cold_* ( 1991 )
It's so good.
YES
"We're friends to the end. Remember?"
"This *IS* the end, friend."
Most badass line coming from a little kid.
SO TRUE
Ha!
Ikr
Andy is awesome
Yeah, but you gotta give credit to Daniel Laruso. "Live Or die man?"
Chozen: Die
Daniel: WRONG! honk
you can't beat "I'll be back"
NO WAY! HELLO MARTY
what about "Dodge this."
I can
Garbage day
wattup marty
Gladys Jaclyn soto posted 1 video. a must see!!no one is ready for this!!
What’s amazing is Arnold wanted to say “I will be back” but James Cameron made him say “I’ll be back.” Arnold thought it was a mistake.
they were both right
-Up and at them!
-No no, it’s “Up and atom!”
-UP AND AT ZEM!
“I got 57 goddamn rounds in this 4 round magazine” is truly the best
I can’t believe you have 0 likes
Freaking Gus Johnson was halarious you get a like from me dude XD
Truuuuuu
Gus Johnson fan I see
Lollllll
The most powerful one here is without a doubt Inigo's "I want my father back you son of a bitch". It's not just some sarcastic or cheesy one liner, there's raw emotion stored behind that line and it's delivery was flawless.
I love that movie
Agreed. What an incredible movie.
One of my favorite movies ever.I felt him so much in that line
@@dp-g5i while that is true, the point of the movie was to be cheesy and corny. It was supposed to be a mock of love stories, if I remember correctly
@@dp-g5i well, I’ve always liked it and thought it was funny. But there is always going to be people who don’t like it. Which is pretty normal lol. I’m just curious, do you have a favorite satire comedy movie?
7:18
“No sequel for you”
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
King of the “One-Liners”
One of the most underrated movies. It would do much better if released now instead of 93.
The forth wall cracks
@@Dat-Doomba breacks
Number 43.
"You shall not pass!" and "hasta la vista baby" always gives me goosebumps, every single time!
Note:
Clint Eastwood and Arnold Schwarzenegger are kings of one liners
Not Eastwood he was cool in the 80’s maybe but now he’s just crazy
@@obiwankenobi4863 I very heavily disagree with what you’re saying
they can do only oneliners
' my mule don't like jokes '
poetry
What about Sylvester stallone
"You are unbearabley naive" "well, i was born yesterday."
10/10
J L goat
Age of Ultron👌
Time?
9:34
Paul Bettany's accent really makes that line
“Don’t you wanna hear my last words?”
“I just did.”
Scrolling while still listening and the exact fucking timing I saw this.thank you
*Oof*
That one's just legendary.
Savage
Proceeds to shuck a double barrel shotgun
I love how Montoya was performed. The actor had just lost his own father to cancer, and channelled his rage into his acting.
He even stabbed Christopher Guest in the thigh during the fight scene.
4:37
The Joker didn’t lie though, he did make the pencil disappear
Nice
How did he do it tho
@@grogu9906 a baby Grogu is, must not he see such things. Master Skywalker, where is?
Went to work, he did. Said something about count doofus , he did.
*
The secret is he hides the pencil in a little thing called the eyeball. The trick can hinder eyesight long term but I think he’s just faking the whole dead thing.
"My father's last words: Don't son, that gun is loaded!"
Dammmnnn
Your father's last words should have been "Don't son that comment is copied"
Damn
What movie is that?
Cyrus Yeo Zhi Jie lol
@@cyrusyeozhijie3372 Stone Cold, 1991.
5:23
Well, "I am Iron Man" would now rank on this list.
@Jack Liu yeah for sure, if the list was to ever be updated.
Ok those are the new movies but where
the fuck is
Why So Serious???
@@playboy6548 True, that should certainly be on this list.
Oh, totally.
"You said yourself, bitch...we're the Guardians of the Galaxy"
"Take a giant step for mankind." Easily one of Moore's best lines as Bond.
I feel like they should've put "Heartbroken,mr.Drax?" in there instead
You forgot the best one:
"Skadoosh."
Oh I love that epic one liner
Kung fu Panda men
Legend
That's the greatest one line before kill ever!
Nice one
you forgot the most memorable one
"don't try it" - Obi-Wan Kenobi
Anakin didn’t die there
AaAaAaAaAaAaH
*D E A T H*
@Caleb Kent Actually Vader was born when Anakin killed Mace Windu
😯☝️
😐✊
*do it*
7:18 “No sequel for you” is one of the best lines because of how plainly he says it, and also the fact that he points to the villain not surviving to see the next movie
This dialogue reminds me detective carter from bloopers of rush hour 2
"Damn, he ain't gonna be in rush hour 3" 😂
With context, when he says that line he's breathing heavy because he's just been shot in the chest, and is essentially using all his strength to kill him.
I remember another one from Batman: The Dark Knight, where Harvey is in the bar, and he was interrogating a guy (forgot his name) and the guy said "I swear I didn't know what they were gonna do to you!" Harvey spins a coin over the table and says "Thats funny, cuz I don't know whats gonna happen to you either." It lands on the scratched side and Harvey shoots him.
"Long live the king"
That one hits hard man, Hard.
Ikr
Mufasa 😥
The most devastating scene in cinematic history
That one Donnie has been yelling since he got fired off the APPRENTICE and he is STILL YELLING. Oh yeah that McConnell guy is his main cheerleader. POLITICS SUCKS just look at the players
I skip that scene when i was a kid, it broke my heart.
Schwarzenegger is also really good at post-mortem one liners. Like when asked what happened to the guys that were told "you've been erased", he said "they caught a train". Or when asked what happened to the guy who got the "remember I promised to kill you last? I lied", he said "I let him go"
100 Greatest One-liners: After the kill
It's the same creator/channel
"Don't wake my friend. He's DEAD tired."
Let off some steam, Bennett
"Here is Sub-zero, now plain Zero"
Some are postmortem, some are antemortem.
My favorite is still "No sequel for you."
"How many men does it take to deliver a message?"
"One" *arrow shot *
So nuanced and chilling for a Disney movie
Sadly it wasn't included
That’s why Mulan is one of my favorite Disney movies ever
@@theatticaddict I like how the 2 ladies are like.
Lady: so the both of y'all are engaged now
Guy: what !?!
Lady2: well u just gave me a ring motherf-
Same guy: oh sh-
Me: *walks away like nothing happened*
It’s arrows not men.
@@KhanMann66in the scene tho, it showed two men running, then the guy shot and arrow to kill one
“Time to face destiny”
“Time to face gravity” is easily my favourite
Yes, it is quite humorous x3
@@SomeDestinyPlayer indubitably
“don’t son, that gun is loaded!” Is both funny and terrifying.
I agree. Do happen to know which movie this is from?
I'd like to know which movie too
@@kathrynmontgomery4525 Found it and seen it! Stone Cold from 1991
5:25 if anyone want to go straight there.
so is "garbage day!"
I love how half of these are Arnie's and Clint Eastwood's. Legends.
Silvester is A legend too bro
Missed a great one--get three coffins ready
@@stevec7770"you scared my mule" "sorry padre, 4 coffins" 🤠
@@stevec7770 haha me 2
Arnold literally pins someone to a wall with a machete: “stick around”
Predator, I believe.
Or from Commando after he impales the bad guy with a pipe:
"Blow off some steam, Bennet!"
@@formdusktilldeath commando was so good. Predator will always be my favorite movie
Both are in his videos for "after the kill"
@@formdusktilldeath yes, it was from predator
Arnold pins someone to a wall with a machete and the camera zooms in to a close up: “stick around”
Maybe it's because I have a soft spot for Live and Let Die, but the line "Who's funeral is it?" "Yours." goes so hard.
And then they proceed to casually pick up the body and then dance with it inside the coffin. What a wild movie
Tony Todd getting launched out of a window from a rocket by Nicholas cage calling him “rocket man” is the best thing in existence.
@@dumbass3651 ben vs ghost rider
Ghost Rider Vs. The Fallen
“Die” in face off is up there
@@aleksandarvil5718 More like Ghost Rider vs. Candyman
Followed by one of the best postmortem one liners: "How do ya like how _that_ shit works?"
Don't wanna hear my last words?
I just did.
Genius.
When did that happen
10:37
Whats the Name of the Movie again?
It was badass
But it was Danny di veto dying so that made it not quite as great
Akram Gimmini I believe it’s called heist
"Do we take prisoners?"
"I don't"
- Hevy, Star Wars TCW
I love that episode. I'm sad Heavy died, though
Saddest and most heroic death. Along with 99
@@fabianschulz4195 and fives
That one was what I was about to point out as well, actually better than most others
Another reason tcw is one of the best Star Wars media
The one line they should have added to this video is from Total Recall when Quaid yelled to Benny "SCREW YOU!!!", right before he pushed the hand miner's drill into driver's compartment!😏🤔
Imagine hearing the last words before you die is ' GARBAGE DAY'
Imagine if it was "Pew Pew b*tch!"
Silent Night Deadly night 2 is known mostly for that scene, but the entire movie is so bad its worth watching just because.
It wouldn't really matter, since all your memories are about to be deleted including the ones from the last few seconds.
@@medexamtoolscom But imagine tho
Imagine if it was "pizza time"
*"My father's last words: Dont son that gun is loaded!"*
oof
Roballium sometimes I think of my grandpas last words
“Stop shaking the ladder!”
Ameribop this is the funniest comment I’ve seen in a while
Javier Mendoza si hay una historia detras de eso necesito saberla
hahahah
@@saveuslayer mi madre murio por culpa de mi padrastro y me dijo eso
Y aun no lo hice
"I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.
"Tada!"
Ahhh and it’s gone.
This could be taken one of two ways......
Gladys Jaclyn soto posted 1 video. a must see!!no one is ready for this!!
Procedes to speaking like a sane person
"Let's wind the clocks back a year..., these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off? You see a guy like me----"
6:41
"Welcome to Slavery."
"No thanks, I already have a wife."
fucking wonderful line.
AAH SOMEONE'S TALKING ABOUT IT
Wife bad, amirite fellas?
Its Tarantino
@@ButtonMasherRealYou are right lad!
4:35 Love how the Joker has the foresight to set up the pencil and brands it as a magic trick when he kills someone with it. I love the way he casually says “ta-da!”
Not the worse way he’s killed somebody
The Joker will ALWAYS the best villain ever!
Not bad but Nicolsonis the best joker
i love the idea that he actually had a cool magic trick to show but just decided to slam a dude’s face into it instead when he approached
“He killed 3 men with a fucking pencil!”
“Long Live The King”, that hit different.
@@Rafa-dono Almost Shakespearean....
Add on the fact that "YOU!!! SHALL NOT!! PASS!!!" came in immediately after it.
That movie was fucking amazing
LONG LIVE THE KING
So does "I want my father back you some of a b!tch."
“I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.And i’m all out of bubblegum.”
Duke Nukem: It’s free real estate
It's time to kick gum and chew ass???
@@sethpelletier9578 and I'm all outta ass
@@trandossian5640
-Dick Kickem
@@trandossian5640 f€£king Dick Kickem
IT’S TIME TO KICK GUM AND CHEW ASS AND I’M ALL OUT OF ASS
"I want my father back you son of a bitch." Is one of the best lines in cinematic history. (The princess bride)
hell to the yeah
9:58 "I come in peace" "And you go in Pieces" best line in film history ever Dolpg Lundgren.
What is the next movie after that scene?
@@jcharmaine1 Marvel, Halle Berry something like that
@@stevenbayron5645 x men?
What movie is that
@@puff417 Dark Angel (1990)
“Welcome to slavery!”
“No thanks, I already have a wife.”
savage
Well, I was reading this, the exact clip was shown with that quote
😔
@@celosia9187 well it was a sign.
OMG I SAW THIS COMMENT AND THE ACTUAL SCENE CAME IN THE VIDEO DUDE
Damn
11:14 "We're friends 'til the end, remember?"
"This is the end, friend"
CLEVER...
Alltron:your unbearably naive
Vision:well i was born yesterday
he should've said:
"we're friends 'til the end, remember?"
"I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS!"
*chucky burns and screams*
@@tripy1.3 HAH GOTEM
That Line was written perfectly.. Andy!!
Yup
"I'm going to give ya to the count of ten. One... two... ten!"
keep the change, you filthy animal
Forgotten
Keep the change, you filthy animal!
I can’t help it... every single time I hear “This Is Sparta” I feel like I’m about to hear the techno remix
I'm glad I'm not the only one!
This is madness!
Madness...
This is SPARTA!!!
Is soo iconic you know
Some sort of hardcore dubstep
Did you know Sparta was normally used for ceremonies
and theres john wick who doesnt say a word just finishes the job like a boss
well he is canadian
He doesn't play around
His words is: yes i canadian
it was just a fookin....(hmmm damnit now hes gonna talk to dat guy for 10minutes and then get stabbed and then get a comeback) just shoots the guy (well thats better)
His script.
Enemy : John
John : *nods*
John kills
Dinner reservation
Cleaning guy: John
John : *nods again*
"Don't you wanna hear my last words?"
"I just did."
In speaking of last words: "On behalf of the planet Earth, Happy 4th of July!"
Niels Lauridsen a
Niels Lauridsen Alien slightly better than predator what are you smoking
nope
That's my favorite one!
You earned the thumbs up from me. Including the Inigo Montoya line is just one example of the wide-ranging character of this video, and much appreciated by us olds
"It's treason then." - Palpatine
"Unlimited Power!!!" - Palpatine
"Execute Order 66..." "It will be done my lord." - Take a guess
“Unlimited Power!!!”
Dew it
I’ve got a baaaaaad feeling about this
*I am your father*
To easy...
"One Liners Before the Kill"
Batman: I won't kill you
But I don’t have to save you
Technically he didn’t kill him so he was correct
@@toddgurney1870 Technically there wasn't a kill either
But your hospital bills will
"Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me!"
“Your out of bullets, and you know what that means, your shit out of luck.”
My favorite.
I literally scrolled down on your comment when the scene came
@@kristijan7177 Same, lol.
Yes master yoda
Your sentence structure makes sense. So you are obviously not yoda
Dolph Louw lol
There was a good one from Gods of Egypt:
“I spared you once.”
“I won’t make that mistake.”
*arnold kills someone with sharpened bamboo* you've just been...bamboozled.
Tens of DU Stick around
“Not my daughter you...BITCH!”
@@kellyweingart3692 That's actually pretty good.
Kelly Weingart molly Weasley is the best mom
“You’re terminated fucker!”
[4:37]"I'm gonna make this pencil disappear"
*TADA!
Jeffrey Woods this was my favorite one
Jeffrey Woods Jeffy: I’m gonna make this pencil disappear
*puts it up his nose*
TADA
It's Magical
John Wick : **That's Cute.**
@@aleksandarvil5718 Am I cute?
I love that almost a quarter of these are Arnold. Dude was king of the one liners. The movie Commando was just one long series of one liners.
@ they include it in the list of one liners after the kill. Arnold again shows up ALL OVER that list.
"No, Fuck YOU"
Bradley Stocker LMAO!!!!!!!!!;
Tbf I think Arnie could say ANYTHING before he blasts someone snd it’d sound awesome
Paul Jenkins so true, SO TRUE
11:52
“Beneath this mask there is more than flesh…
Beneath this mask there is an idea Mr Creedy…
*And ideas are bulletproof.”*
That has to be one of the hardest lines I’ve ever heard in my life.
"I'm going to make this pencil.. disappear... ta da!!!"
It's so funny because that wasn't a line before a kill-
Still a great line tho
4:35
"Ah.. it's.. ah.. it's gone"
Is it bad that I laughed way to hard at that
That’s one of my favs
"That's all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?"
"Sweetheart, that can be the name of my autobiography."
Tony is the boss
Daniel Mansur Like yourSELF?
And when you think about it, that's exactly how he died while saving the world, so it would actually work as the name of his autobiography
"Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"
@@jakewilferd6093 oh he did? i never actually watched the movie princess bride xD
@@jakewilferd6093 thanks for explaining because now i get it so thank you bro
Why it's remind me of Dean Winchester
Iñigo.
I fu**ing love princess bride. I’m surprised other people watch it. The first time i watched was when i was about 3 or 4. I’m turning 14 this year so it’s been a while since i first watched it.
"you didn't betray me... You betrayed yourself." 😔
NO OPTIMUS!
“Welcome to slavery”
“No thanks, I already have a wife”
His wife: *angery noises*
He is right though
It’s “Angry,” not “Angery.”
@@authoritarianxenophobicmil5445 bro you got a hundred of people that is about to say r/wooosh
@@nabilandrian5824 Isn’t r/woosh just mean that you didn’t get the joke? I get the joke, I was just correcting his spelling.
@@authoritarianxenophobicmil5445 yeah it is but I guess the joke has something to do with the spelling of angry as angery? I mean I’m not sure.
Who’s funeral is this?
Yours
Stabby stabby
Luna Yeeeih loved that scene🙌
Its so campy
No u
Gunny Gunny
Right as I read this the scene came
that was messed up.
you forgot a really important one-
i'ts over Anakin, I have the high ground
YoU UnDErsAtImAtE My pOwER!
Don't t r y i t
Kai Moreno he technically did
@Kai Moreno cause after that fight he became darth vader, he was no longer anakin.
@@fabriziogarreta7160 You know Anakin got the title Darth Vader after Mace Windu's death?
“ I’ve come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I’m all out of bubblegum” is my fav 80s line from they live
4:35 think about how many times this trick didnt work and he had to kill everyone in the room to avoid embarrassment...
Lol
Lol
Lol
*shoots everyone* you didn’t see anything
Lol
40% - Arnold Schwarzenegger
25% - Clint Eastwood
20% - James Bond
15% - Anything Else
Edit - Holy crap! 1.4k likes! Thanks!
Sylvester Stallone has a few.
Arnie is the king of all pre-death one-liners.
2%
You forgot chuck Norris
5% - i am iron man
What about this is the end friend
"you want a piece of me? You want a piece?"
"No, I want *two* "
I know transformers was a pretty meh series, but I still love that line.
i always love that line alot
first transformers movie was the best
First was great, third was okay, everything else sucked.
The first movie was the only good one
@@Henry-ut8ub And the third (dark of the moon)
These are crazy; how Sly says "You're a disease.. and I'm the cure." so coldly is so fascinating. They're ALL so fascinating!
"Time to face destiny"
"Time to face gravity"
Haha that one is my favorite!
Throws him into a fucking jet engine
pierce brosnan too, ive always liked all his one liners
This scene was rather silly looking. Imagine a big time villain that you can easily kill with a very conspicuous easy to reach kill switch on the outside of his suit. How did someone with a working brain design a suit like that? 😆
@@sergs1963 ur right
Jesus Christ is Lord. Please take your salvation seriously. It is all True. Read the Bible and do what it says. It's more important than you know,
“Hello my name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die” is my favorite line
Instant association: "I am the brother of Elia Martell. … You raped my sister, you murdered her, you killed her children. Say it, and we’ll make this quick."
“My name is Jack Marston and you kill my father”
*I* *Am* *your* *father*
I will give you anything you want Inigo Montoya : give me my father back you
I love that movie
I really like the: "it's times like these when I remember my father's last words. Which were: 'don't, son! That gun is loaded!'"
Yeah that was my favorite one!
I really like that one as well.
That would stood out to me too. Probably my favorite
Da Pumaface, "You're outta bullets, and you know what that means. You're shit outta luck"
“Get Off My Plane From Air Force One is One of My Favorite Movie Quotes
" I can make this pencil disappear"
Guy walks up
Joker pushes head into pencil
" Ta Da"
sorry but that's too awesome to put in this video
DUDE I LOVE THAT
Shu up bitch
omega red lol who plugged your ass bro
He made his pencil disappear in Brokeback Mountain
Peep how the "This is Sparta!" bit is placed so that the kick is at 3:00.
🤔 that pretty neat
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That should be 300 claps
The ultimate pun
😐 ohh, my, god
"Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting", from Man On Fire
Joshua Graham?
Then there is:
-Last wish, one last wish
-Last wish? I wish you had... more time.
Denzel Washington! Another king if one liners! Very underrated!
"I am inevitable."
"And I... am... Iron Man."
Would you want to hear my last words?
"I just did."
*LEGEND*
NAV DAUQS Rip Frank
They play a pump action sound effect and it's a double barrel
"When I'm dead, just throw me in the traesh."
"But remember? We're friends to the end!"
"This IS the end, friend."
That kid is going places
Aldin Arifovski curse of chucky after credits
DoubleOK ikr
DoubleOK ssssssssavage
1:46
*g a r b a g e d a y !*
Hands down, the best kill line ever.
what movie is this from?
@@Phantim3dx No idea, man.
The movie is called Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2. Weird kill for a movie where the younger brother of a psycho murderer Santa takes his place.
Ryan Hernandez, literally the last thing my high school bullies will hear🤣
4:06
This shouldn't be favorite, but it is.
"We both stared into the abyss, but when it looked back, you blinked.
11:13 that was the most badass thing a child said
I don’t like horror movies but that was badass
@@Indeeditsjoseph so you are poopypants
@@shajikurian1878 LMAO
@@shajikurian1878 no YOU are poopypants.
@@Indeeditsjoseph POOPY PANTS
11:13 "This IS the end, friend."
*drops it LIKE A BOSS*
One of the reasons why it's my favorite Child's Play.
That kid is awesome
because kids can't say the f word so he said friend instead of fuckboy
This is the end, FUCKER!
Clint Eastwood is in half of them, the other half is Arnold Schwarzenegger
It makes sense, they always have amazing 1 liners
Wrong all of them was Leonidos
Arnold is the fuckin man.
Didn't pay attention then. Moron.
Arnold is daddy
"You shall not pass" takes the cake for me
"Don't son that gun is loaded."
Honestly one of my favourites.
and/or the most disturbing one too
@@leogartija Idk about that.
What is the man say before he kicked the bucket?
How far do you think I can kick this bucket.
Aukion Makiro. Damn
My old man had a stroke and went to a hospital. Should’ve seen the look on half his face.
leogartija you jus a bitch fuck you mean disturbing 😂
"I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you"
Best line ever made.
“Time to face destiny!”
“Time to face gravity!”
My favorite.
"We're friends to the end, remember?"
"This IS the end, friend"
Nice ending line for a horror movie
This should just be a Clint Eastwood and Arnold Schwarzenegger compilation.
Don’t forget about Bruce Willis and Samuel l. Jackson
Don't forget Independance Day
Charles Bronson and Clint Eastwood also.
@@GuitarHeroPhenomSux Read the top comment mate ;)
"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask, there is an idea mister Crete, and ideas are bulletproof!"
Amazing line.
Chancelor Stuttler🍼
What's the movie?
@@BingoNasty V for Vendetta
V for vendetta is the best movie ever
Im pretty sure its mister Creedy
I like how all of them are epic and then there's Scott pilgrim with
"Once you were a vegan, and now you will be gone"
"Be gone?"
*_K.O!_*
Yeah, that's the stupidest one on the list.
“The cleaning lady- She dusts”
"Garbage day!" Has always cracked me up for some reason 😂
"don't son, that gun is loaded"
Hureji THATS MY FAV ONE
@@enternamehere2031 also didn't it look like Arnold Schwarzenegger got most of the one liners
'why so serious?' could have been a better option for heaths joker.
True. I said the same thing
But that wasn't a kill
yeah it was he killed the gangster boss
That’s a kill.
or at least "how 'bout a magic trick?" lol
"Dying ain't much of a living boy"
*Damn*
No,you have to say boy as boahy
I was like daaaaaaamn! Even paused the video and went full daaaaaaaamn!
@@rtermnc2 Daaaaaaaaaaaaaammnn!
that whole movie was fantastic
Can’t be a top 100 without Clint Eastwood