The Other 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • Part 2/2 (sequel to 100 Greatest Movie Insults). List of films: www.pajiba.com/...

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  • @Bristo777
    @Bristo777 10 лет назад +671

    "Chin up... Both of them"
    That was genius.

  • @davidpallen7976
    @davidpallen7976 4 года назад +1363

    "5 foot 9, I didn't know they stacked shit that high." Forever my favorite

    • @brentharlow3559
      @brentharlow3559 4 года назад +61

      "Private Pyle, you are so fuckin' ugly you look like a modern art masterpiece!" That's my favorite

    • @soulassassin0g
      @soulassassin0g 3 года назад +18

      Fun fact: 5 foot 9 is exactly 69 inches. It's also the average height for men around the world.

    • @thetrickster199
      @thetrickster199 3 года назад +1

      Nice

    • @robertthomas5906
      @robertthomas5906 3 года назад +4

      @@soulassassin0g Bevis and Butthead would say - heh heh heh.. he said 69.

    • @limedickandrew6016
      @limedickandrew6016 3 года назад +12

      My favourite from that movie is "The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass the day you were born and ended as a brown stain on the mattress". I remember that one from my own army days and a corporal using it on me. All done a longtime before Full Metal was made, which means it must have been a military insult from way back.

  • @greekfreak1980
    @greekfreak1980 10 лет назад +228

    Let's be honest,when it comes down to insults,nobody beats the drill instructor from ''Full Metal Jacket.'' This guy turned insulting into a form of art.

    • @tpog1
      @tpog1 Год назад +1

      Agreed, all 100 should be of him.

    • @jameshughes6355
      @jameshughes6355 Год назад +13

      It helped that he was an actual drill instructor before he became an actor... though, sadly, we lost this magnificent bastard in 2018...

    • @vetterburns1048
      @vetterburns1048 Год назад +9

      R. Lee Ermey(1944-2018) RIP Oohrah! Mail-CALL! 🤩

    • @martinhecimovic
      @martinhecimovic 10 месяцев назад +2

      You know how the movie continued, do you.

    • @InkAndPoet
      @InkAndPoet 6 месяцев назад +3

      Ya know, my coworker told me about an app that allows you to have R. Lee Emery be your ring tone for when you get a call or text. Always insulting you, of course.

  • @brotherlylovestudios
    @brotherlylovestudios 4 года назад +1418

    “Warning: contains strong language.”
    That’s... why I’m here.

    • @wildwesternaustralian4357
      @wildwesternaustralian4357 4 года назад +23

      now thats fuckin relatable

    • @inkdreams5113
      @inkdreams5113 4 года назад +9

      I don’t think the compiler understood the concept of being insulting.

    • @philmzbyphred
      @philmzbyphred 4 года назад +1

      Hahahahahahahahaha same!

    • @natedawg3926
      @natedawg3926 4 года назад +8

      I just read that in Obi-Wan's voice

    • @uni-byte
      @uni-byte 2 года назад

      Given the title, how ridiculous is it they needed that warning. Like the worse that might be expected would be like "Darlin' if you wuz a tree, you'd be a willow"

  • @SueDNim
    @SueDNim 10 лет назад +406

    They've done two of these and still missed my favorite.
    "I wouldn't live with you if the world was flooded with piss and you lived in a tree."

    • @mzytryck
      @mzytryck 10 лет назад +10

      Brilliant. What film is it from?

    • @SueDNim
      @SueDNim 10 лет назад +20

      It's from Parenthood with Steve Martin. Hilarious movie.

    • @larrygarcia6356
      @larrygarcia6356 6 лет назад +8

      Dude that’s classic 😂

    • @FragmentJack
      @FragmentJack 3 года назад +3

      Sheesh.

  • @unknownconundrum7488
    @unknownconundrum7488 9 лет назад +343

    "From what i hear You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat"
    hot diggity damn that burn

    • @ThePandoraGuy
      @ThePandoraGuy 7 лет назад +10

      Yeah, Kostner has his moments.

    • @Boyviete06
      @Boyviete06 2 года назад +2

      He doesn't have any water to cool that burn either

    • @colleenross8752
      @colleenross8752 Год назад

      To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

    • @ṢťPádraig
      @ṢťPádraig 27 дней назад

      OWWWW

  • @NateMcCoy1194
    @NateMcCoy1194 4 года назад +62

    "She lived to be 102 and when she had been dead 3 days she looked better than you do now." The older movies were savage as shit

    • @harlankrissoff9966
      @harlankrissoff9966 2 года назад +10

      Yes and could do it all without the F word too. Awesome!

    • @DanielEvans-th6tv
      @DanielEvans-th6tv 3 месяца назад +1

      The man who came to dinner is the name of movie 1942

  • @nathanhetzer757
    @nathanhetzer757 5 лет назад +224

    “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries”

    • @martingardener90
      @martingardener90 4 года назад +11

      I blow my nose at you English types!

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 4 года назад +14

      “Sit your five dollar ass down before I make change”

    • @BrizzleRizzle80
      @BrizzleRizzle80 2 года назад +5

      I saw a monty python one in here, didn’t see the “I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

    • @govetter
      @govetter 2 года назад

      That bit about 'elderberries'...

    • @watcherwraith007
      @watcherwraith007 Год назад

      "You toad-spotted traitor"
      "You egg"
      XD

  • @blackopman100
    @blackopman100 9 лет назад +1024

    If Whiplash was out, Fletcher would make half the list.

    • @robbielawsonguitar6446
      @robbielawsonguitar6446 5 лет назад +28

      "here comes Mr gay pride himself"

    • @zerolopez4073
      @zerolopez4073 4 года назад +2

      i clicked on this video to watch all his insults. this video was just a couple years earlier.

    • @oscarphile
      @oscarphile 2 года назад +2

      Can we get on that for the third episode of this list, please?

    • @matthewbeattie
      @matthewbeattie Год назад

      Fruit Fuck

    • @jordantakahiro5481
      @jordantakahiro5481 Год назад

      I was think that same thing Aswell

  • @ianbeltran7948
    @ianbeltran7948 10 лет назад +165

    "Have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
    "No, have you?"

  • @laeldestan1536
    @laeldestan1536 5 лет назад +92

    "Is it true that you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight?" Want some ice for that burn?

  • @mattroy9621
    @mattroy9621 5 лет назад +167

    "This man may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot. But don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." Groucho Marx best one man

    • @PeterParker-ff7ub
      @PeterParker-ff7ub Год назад

      thats what idiots do. its just idiot in more words

    • @billmadison2032
      @billmadison2032 Год назад +2

      That would be the current president of the United States Brandon

    • @santanalz
      @santanalz 9 месяцев назад

      @@billmadison2032 When Trump dies in prison, will you cry or furiously masturbate while crying?

  • @Croc21000
    @Croc21000 10 лет назад +219

    "were you always this STUPID did you take lessons?" "I-TOOK-LESSONS!!!!!!"

    • @marcuswalker3409
      @marcuswalker3409 5 лет назад +6

      Kwabena Amoateng Sam Jackson never fails to make me laugh!

    • @roykerr5121
      @roykerr5121 4 года назад +2

      Can someone please tell me that movie please with Sam Jackson

    • @tomatoisnotafruit5670
      @tomatoisnotafruit5670 3 года назад +2

      @@roykerr5121 The Long Kiss Goodnight

    • @govetter
      @govetter 2 года назад

      I love, my man, Samuel 'Mutha Frakkin' Jackson!

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 7 лет назад +272

    "My mommy says she wishes you were dead."
    -- Hippo kid, _Zootopia._

    • @emanuelrojas2
      @emanuelrojas2 Год назад +4

      Honestly, it hurts more hearing from the kid.

  • @pazza7
    @pazza7 7 лет назад +315

    "a hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?"

    • @andrewfenn3019
      @andrewfenn3019 5 лет назад

      What movie was that from?

    • @andrewfenn3019
      @andrewfenn3019 5 лет назад

      @@careypowell523 thank you

    • @lucasfilms3216
      @lucasfilms3216 5 лет назад +2

      The actor that plays the guy who said this is a close relative of mine, cool guy

    • @andrewfenn3019
      @andrewfenn3019 5 лет назад

      @@lucasfilms3216 you must be a very lucky man. Steve Le Marquand is a talented actor and has a few good lines up his sleeve.

    • @lucasfilms3216
      @lucasfilms3216 5 лет назад

      @@andrewfenn3019 Yes i know we call him slem for short i slightly remember going to his wedding as well

  • @dwtdwtdwt
    @dwtdwtdwt 2 года назад +77

    *Groucho:* "Not that I care, but where is your husband?"
    *Lady:* "My husband is dead."
    *Groucho:* "I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse."

    • @emmitmeyer1368
      @emmitmeyer1368 2 года назад

      Uh...Without trying to be political, Groucho's response sure reminds me of today's liberals.

    • @zeltzamer4010
      @zeltzamer4010 Год назад +2

      @@emmitmeyer1368”Without trying to be political, political.”

    • @emmitmeyer1368
      @emmitmeyer1368 Год назад

      @@zeltzamer4010 I assume there is a point to your comment, though I find it difficult to understand what that point is.

    • @zeltzamer4010
      @zeltzamer4010 Год назад

      @@emmitmeyer1368 You said you weren’t trying to be political and then said something political.

    • @emmitmeyer1368
      @emmitmeyer1368 Год назад

      @@zeltzamer4010 You seem to have missed the word "trying"....A simple statement of fact, based upon logical evidence, is not a "political" statement, It is just a statement pointing out undeniable facts...Please, before making comments disparaging someone else comment, you may want to try THINKING....(I know, "what a strange idea".

  • @Seahawkfan1108
    @Seahawkfan1108 9 лет назад +394

    "Maybe you can tell us who first subjected the idea of reproduction without sex?"
    "Ummmmmmmm.......your wife?"
    DAAAAAAAaaaaaaammmmmn.......dat burn

  • @RiversBliss
    @RiversBliss 8 лет назад +208

    "My bathmat means more to me than you" damn

    • @KingJori_
      @KingJori_ 5 лет назад +5

      Rivers Bliss lol I thought he said my back fat. Funny either way lol.

    • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
      @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 4 года назад +6

      Jori -
      “Back fat” is funnier

    • @originalname4972
      @originalname4972 4 года назад +6

      “If I saw you in my toilet bowl I wouldn’t flush it”.

    • @Boyviete06
      @Boyviete06 2 года назад

      I would've just said "I know" to see if it catches him off guard

  • @chickenblood94
    @chickenblood94 8 лет назад +455

    i like shrek the third's insult
    "that's a nice leotatd.
    oh, thank you.
    do they come in men's sizes?"

  • @denisweimer8791
    @denisweimer8791 5 лет назад +43

    I've always been partial to "There are two kinds of people in this world, and you ain't one of them."

  • @luislizard2626
    @luislizard2626 9 лет назад +282

    Hey Vasquez....have you ever been mistaken for a Man?
    No!!!!!! Have you ????
    Epiiiiiiiiiic!!!!!!

    • @govetter
      @govetter 4 года назад +1

      Private Vasquez! I love that bit from Aliens! Jenette Goldstein! www.imdb.com/name/nm0001280/?ref_=tt_cl_t8

    • @ṢťPádraig
      @ṢťPádraig 27 дней назад

      Goldstein? She isn't hispanic?

  • @jonathanlocke6404
    @jonathanlocke6404 5 лет назад +29

    "He was so bad, the audience was still booing him during our set, that's how bad he was"...
    "This Is Spinal Tap"...

  • @DrPhilWoodchip
    @DrPhilWoodchip 10 лет назад +205

    "How tall are you private?"
    "Sir, 5'9 sir!"
    "5'9, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"

    • @imsokewl1184
      @imsokewl1184 4 года назад

      Wow you're hot!!

    • @Nwsthe2ndweatheeforecaster
      @Nwsthe2ndweatheeforecaster 4 года назад +2

      @@imsokewl1184 wow.

    • @DK-gl3ih
      @DK-gl3ih 3 года назад +1

      @@imsokewl1184 lol

    • @rickneal3916
      @rickneal3916 2 года назад +2

      That was a great line, but there are so many others from that movie that could've/should've been included. I guess they were trying to keep this video from looking like an extended FMJ trailer Lol

    • @SG-fm9wd
      @SG-fm9wd 2 года назад

      Right as I scrolled pass this

  • @-CARTHAGO-
    @-CARTHAGO- 10 лет назад +194

    "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast ?" hahahaha dude, I almost died from laughter

    • @govetter
      @govetter 2 года назад +4

      That is one of my Faves! When McDonald hesitatingly says..., No... LOL

    • @jungwolf1987
      @jungwolf1987 Год назад

      Juvenile

  • @theonlymuffin
    @theonlymuffin 10 лет назад +130

    "does this suit make me look fat?'
    "no, your face does."
    im dying

  • @echorhys1685
    @echorhys1685 2 года назад +24

    7:26
    Clint Eastwood, what a legend, he has never failed to deliver a good burn when its needed

    • @realtexxxmancosplay
      @realtexxxmancosplay 2 года назад +1

      I watched that movie the other night and I was dying when he delivered that burn.😂😂😂

  • @TheMimiSard
    @TheMimiSard 11 лет назад +16

    "You juggler! You canker blossom! You thief of love!" - gotta love Shakespeare's grip on insults.

  • @jfan4reva
    @jfan4reva 3 года назад +28

    "What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul." - "Billy Madison"
    Unfortunately this is way too true in the real world today.

  • @nathanielcox4486
    @nathanielcox4486 10 лет назад +106

    Robin Williams :'(

  • @GuyGuysonHimself
    @GuyGuysonHimself 8 лет назад +64

    2:25 lmao that fucking guy's reaction

    • @dr.arielfinch4316
      @dr.arielfinch4316 8 лет назад +6

      +Guy Guyson OWWHOOHOOHOO!
      I think that was what I replayed the most.

  • @bodenlosedosenhose1590
    @bodenlosedosenhose1590 Год назад +23

    "My great aunt Jennifer ate a whole box of candy every day of her life. She lived to be 102, and when she had been dead three days, she looked better than you do now."
    Everything about this is gold, but what makes it perfect is the great emphasis Woolley puts on the last word.

    • @colleenross8752
      @colleenross8752 9 месяцев назад

      I bet living to 102 was rare back then

  • @verncooper1069
    @verncooper1069 9 лет назад +11

    "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go trough life son" Best insult ever

  • @mandalorian1994
    @mandalorian1994 6 лет назад +24

    5:16 That's truly one of the greatest insults I've ever heard!!

  • @christinadoxstader1787
    @christinadoxstader1787 9 лет назад +103

    I love that they included more clips from older films this time. A lot of great insults back then.

    • @rigman031977
      @rigman031977 2 года назад

      I agree 100%. My favorites, Revenge of the Nerds, Robin Williams, Good Morning Vietnam & whoever the redhead was at the end of the video & the Exorcist

    • @janiyawest7023
      @janiyawest7023 2 года назад +2

      they missed some great insults from "It Happened One Night", "Arsenic and Old Lace", "Harvey", Cheech and Chong, Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall, Mae West, Ruth Gordon, Don Rickles, Agnes Moorehead, Audrey Meadows and many others.

    • @PeterParker-ff7ub
      @PeterParker-ff7ub Год назад

      those suck.

  • @jq747
    @jq747 10 лет назад +161

    "5-foot-9? I didnt know they stacked shit that high".. LOL! I gotta rent that movie out again.
    One thing. I can't count how many times I've watched "The Good, Bad and Ugly".. but I never make out the insult Tuco yells at the end. Someone please help me..

    • @arlind530d
      @arlind530d 9 лет назад +17

      He says " you know what you are !!! Just a dirty son of a bitch !!!"

    • @dmrrider1
      @dmrrider1 9 лет назад +8

      "...just abvxdrronofabitch!"

    • @BernardBrunu1
      @BernardBrunu1 9 лет назад +1

      maxwell9498 full metal jacket

    • @mondodimotori
      @mondodimotori 6 лет назад +8

      In italian is even better: "Bitch" is "Puttana", so when he scream "Son of a bitch", it becames "Figlio di puttana" with the A afgter the double T fading in the scream of the song.
      Here: ruclips.net/video/f-tH9tuAq_s/видео.html

  • @Pleaseunderstand
    @Pleaseunderstand 9 лет назад +30

    "Tastes like burger. I don't like you anymore"
    Oh man, that totally reminds me of the first real kiss I had. We had just had a salty roast beef dinner and yeah... I think you get the picture. Not pleasant in the least.

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance 9 лет назад +2

      Please understand.
      And that is whay you never, EVER kiss your significant someone just after dinner. :-)

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance 9 лет назад

      Please understand.
      And that is whay you never, EVER kiss your significant someone just after dinner. :-)

    • @daneejo1992
      @daneejo1992 9 лет назад

      I just saw the movie for the first time the other night xD

  • @Cacowninja
    @Cacowninja 4 года назад +98

    0:05 - Dumb & Dumber, His Girl Friday, Harry Potter 3, One-Eyed Jacks, Coming to America
    0:33 - Happy Gilmore, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Vertical Limit, Cool Runnings, Big Jake
    1:00 - Home Alone, The Hangover, Animal House, Duck Soup, Liar Liar
    1:30 - Matilda, It Happened One Night, Anchorman, Full Metal Jacket, The Nutty Professor
    2:02 - Rhinestone, The Nutty Professor, Bull Durham
    2:30 - War Games, Caddyshack, Aliens, Tommy Boy, Ace in the Hole
    3:00 - The Women, The Nutty Professor, Bridget Jones’s Diary, Scarface, The Breakfast Club
    3:27 - The Little Rascals, It’s a Wonderful Life, Aladdin, Network, She’s All That
    4:01 - Highlander, Of Human Bondage, Nine to Five, Erin Brockovich
    4:34 - Clueless, Dumb & Dumber, The Silence of the Lambs, The Good, The Bad and the Ugly, Sweet Smell of Success
    5:00 - Good Morning Vietnam, Biloxi Blues, A League of Their Own, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf, The Man Who Came to Dinner, Monkey Business
    5:29 - Duck Soup, Home Alone, The Ref, Point Break
    5:59 - Repo Man, Revenge of the Nerds, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Hamlet 2, Heathers, Chasing Amy, Closer, Anchorman
    6:30 - Shaft, Back to the Future, Coming to America, Fried Green Tomatoes, Planet of the Apes, Stand By Me, Snatch, Wet Hot American Summer
    7:01 - Bad Santa, Barfly, The Exorcist, White Men Can’t Jump, Horse Feathers, E.T., Heartbreak Ridge, The Blues Brothers
    7:32 - A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Training Day, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Full Metal Jacket, White Men Can’t Jump
    7:57 - Hook, Flatliners, Hook,
    8:30 - Nine Months, Six Pack, Hook, The Maltese Falcon
    8:59 - Liar Liar, You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man, The Graduate
    9:33 - Swimming with Sharks, The Long Good Friday, Pink Flamingos
    10:06 - The Good, The Bad and the Ugly

    • @123afish
      @123afish 3 года назад +6

      nice one

    • @harlankrissoff9966
      @harlankrissoff9966 2 года назад +4

      @@123afish gives me the impetous to watch more movies.

    • @amitraam1270
      @amitraam1270 2 года назад +3

      Wow! from memory?? (even if not..)

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja 2 года назад +3

      @@amitraam1270 There's a list of the movies I used to help with the timestamps.

    • @govetter
      @govetter 2 года назад +2

      Great stuff BABY!

  • @veggiesarefruits
    @veggiesarefruits 3 года назад +52

    "Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?"
    "No. Have you?" -- The one that probably hurt the most. Lol

    • @larry1393
      @larry1393 3 года назад +2

      Better then looking like a transvestite

    • @michaelkarnerfors9545
      @michaelkarnerfors9545 2 года назад

      Fun fact: she is Jeanelle - John's foster-mother - in T2: Judgement Day.

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 Год назад

      @@michaelkarnerfors9545 and she was the maid in fear and loathing in las vegas...imagine my shock cuz i saw that a thousand times but DID NOT AT ALL know it was her lol but she did seem faniliar

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 Год назад

      @@michaelkarnerfors9545 oh and a underrated movie called NEAR DARK...which has alot of the alien cast in it

    • @philiprice7875
      @philiprice7875 Год назад

      read about her resume on IMDB was shocked when i saw she was in star trek genarations

  • @marcus_ohreallyus
    @marcus_ohreallyus 2 года назад +28

    As tough as this guy seems, I always tell people my company commanders in boot camp were just as scary. One of them was a short, Filipino guy who didn't say a lot but could give you a stare that would make your soul piss in its pants and find a hole to crawl into.

    • @eugenesaint1231
      @eugenesaint1231 2 года назад +1

      Sr. Drill Sergeant Rodriguez? (Ft Polk?)

    • @brittanybutts4529
      @brittanybutts4529 2 года назад +3

      @@eugenesaint1231 Oh man, that's awesome! I hope that you you two are talking about the same guy. I went through bootcamp (Navy) in 1999. I had this RDC looked like Sargent Slaughter. Turned out he was the easiest to get along with and the one we were "saddest" to leave. When we headed for the busses at the end with our seabags in tow, my shoelace came untied. He kneeled down to tie it because I couldn't.

    • @daynonweaver292
      @daynonweaver292 2 года назад

      My soul would drop trou and AIM!🤣

    • @brittanybutts4529
      @brittanybutts4529 2 года назад

      @@daynonweaver292 I'm a girl. I just would have got my own pants wet and it would have been pretty embarrassing. Anyway, we liked him. I spent almost another year in Great Lakes for school. I lived in base housing because I had a family and we ended up being neighbors. So...yeah, that would have been really bad! X-D

  • @MsAppassionata
    @MsAppassionata 12 лет назад +12

    "Hey Vasquez - have you ever been mistaken for a man?" "No. Have you?" One of my favorites.

  • @allenrmontana
    @allenrmontana 2 года назад +8

    "Remember, you are defending this womans honor, which is more than she ever did' Groucho Marx to Margaret Dumont in Duck Soup

  • @Shorugi
    @Shorugi 7 лет назад +14

    if only eddie murphy knew these dreadlocks were gonna be popular 20 years later, that nigga was ahead of his time

  • @nomedreaper1430
    @nomedreaper1430 3 года назад +14

    The cowboys has to be one of the best movies ever made. Some of the best lines in movie history come from that movie. “Forgive me for the men I’ve killed in anger and those I’m about to”

    • @rigman031977
      @rigman031977 2 года назад

      Now I think I have to find someplace to download "The Cowboys" and hear that line again when they come across the bad guys.

  • @Gio-512
    @Gio-512 10 лет назад +174

    "The toilet store" Best insult ever.

  • @bradleystopher3070
    @bradleystopher3070 8 лет назад +34

    "I hearda dreadlocks but shitlocks" LMFAO

    • @danicawolfetp
      @danicawolfetp 4 года назад +2

      "That's not your hair! Take that pile of shit off yo head, you crazy!"😂

  • @ChefMattReviews
    @ChefMattReviews 10 лет назад +42

    "Bull shit it looks likethebestpartofyourandownthecrackofyourmomma'sassandwasleftasabrownstainonthematress!!! I think you've been cheated!

  • @keller109
    @keller109 9 лет назад +10

    5:13 "My great Aunt Jennifer ate a whole box of candy every day of her life. She lived to be 102, and when she'd been dead 3 days she looked better than you do now."

  • @MCFCRuss
    @MCFCRuss 11 лет назад +52

    " your breath is so stinky people look forward to your farts" LOL

  • @Marioguy92
    @Marioguy92 8 лет назад +56

    4:40 is a perfect response to the one before it.

  • @babyharryable
    @babyharryable 12 лет назад +16

    "Never-mind dear,chin up..."
    "THATS RIGHT,BOTH OF THEM!...."
    joan crawford is a legend

  • @bearshunnypot302
    @bearshunnypot302 5 лет назад +24

    Don't forget,
    "Ugh, what is it? It's hideous!"
    "Well that's not very nice. It's just a Donkey"

  • @conanharris3472
    @conanharris3472 3 года назад +12

    The best insult is what my daughter came up with. One kid was teasing another kid about his weight. My daughter said “At lest he is bigger than your future.”

  • @tiernanmcgonigle3397
    @tiernanmcgonigle3397 4 года назад +10

    2:30 is definitely my favourite

  • @williambeutler9399
    @williambeutler9399 3 года назад +26

    The entire opening scene from "Full Metal Jacket" could have taken up a big chunk of this compilation. Also, props to the "Pink Flamingos" insult neat the end. Mink Stole's dry delivery made the insult even more irritating to her victim. Good job! 😎😄🙂😍😱

  • @chubbyknight7571
    @chubbyknight7571 10 лет назад +58

    Sir, 5 ft. 9, sir! 5 ft 9!? I didn't know they stack shit that high! looooooool
    Gotta love Full Metal Jacket.

    • @michaelmckinnon7314
      @michaelmckinnon7314 3 года назад +1

      R Lee Ermey who plays Gunny Hartman actually was an actual Marine Corps Drill Instructor at the time

  • @sheilap1477
    @sheilap1477 7 лет назад +24

    'hey, where did you get those clothes...at the...toilet store...?"

  • @moviepeasantispeasanted
    @moviepeasantispeasanted 7 лет назад +10

    I loved The Departed's insult.
    Man: "Oh. Who the f*ck are you?"
    Sgt. Dignam: "I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."

  • @Cluv22
    @Cluv22 9 лет назад +199

    "I bet with this hat you get a big bowl of soup, huh?"
    "Oh, it looks good on YOU though."
    Lmao. That always made me laugh

    • @layicorn
      @layicorn 4 года назад +1

      Rodney Dangerfield = Savage

    • @billmoran3219
      @billmoran3219 3 года назад +2

      Free bowl of soup...

    • @n.w.1803
      @n.w.1803 2 года назад +3

      "Hey baby, wanna make fourteen dollars? The hard way..?"

  • @Lulu-ex7fc
    @Lulu-ex7fc 9 лет назад +66

    Rodney Dangerfield was the king of insults.

  • @phi_the_whingy
    @phi_the_whingy 10 лет назад +24

    9:14 SLLLLLLLLUUUT!!!!

  • @getnaenaed99
    @getnaenaed99 10 лет назад +22

    When I saw ET as a kid, penis breath became one of my favorite insults ever. I'm glad it made it on this list

    • @MichaelFitch
      @MichaelFitch 2 года назад +1

      A dear relative of mine thought he said "peanut breath" and couldn't figure out why everyone in the theater was laughing so hard.

  • @rhysnichols8608
    @rhysnichols8608 9 лет назад +6

    "Shut up and sit down you big balled fuck" that cracked me up.

  • @JotheAnimator
    @JotheAnimator 10 лет назад +28

    9:00 what goes on in my mind at school

    • @shahab8838
      @shahab8838 5 лет назад

      What is the name of the movie?

    • @417Owsy
      @417Owsy 4 года назад +2

      @@shahab8838 Liar Liar

  • @bardthenascarfanaticdragon
    @bardthenascarfanaticdragon 2 года назад +8

    The French Taunter has some of the best insults ever.

  • @nicholasbiebel513
    @nicholasbiebel513 10 лет назад +46

    1:19 The father of insults

  • @rachelsolomons3228
    @rachelsolomons3228 6 лет назад +24

    That Hook feast scene is the ultimate insult scene

  • @ANativeWroteThis
    @ANativeWroteThis 2 года назад +6

    One of my favorites: Christopher Walken, "You would need 3 promotions just to be an asshole" lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @awesomelittlechrissy
    @awesomelittlechrissy 8 лет назад +50

    "SLLLLLUT!" 😂😂😂😂😂 lol yooo that had me dyin

  • @VentusxBBSxSpero
    @VentusxBBSxSpero 10 лет назад +8

    5:12 is absolutely amazing

  • @themurph2000
    @themurph2000 10 лет назад +16

    The one with Joan Cusack giving birth at 8:30 is from Nine Months.

  • @noah.11.11.
    @noah.11.11. 8 лет назад +46

    "Face it...you're a neo maxi-zoom dweebie" 😂😂

  • @00011theman
    @00011theman 10 лет назад +6

    7:20 OHHHH SHOTS FIRED

  • @damo169
    @damo169 6 лет назад +8

    "Never mind dear chin up"
    "Thats right both of them" Oh god dam

  • @thatorasethuntsa
    @thatorasethuntsa 11 месяцев назад +2

    6:43 didn't even hear but it surely did give the impression that it was a very intense insult 🤯💀

    • @ProbablyAnAmateur
      @ProbablyAnAmateur 11 месяцев назад

      "you gump-faced blown-up baboon-assed bastard"

  • @hillefoozy
    @hillefoozy 2 года назад +4

    Perhaps the greatest insult in history is Clark Griswold's rant about his boss

    • @Tom-ok2rh
      @Tom-ok2rh Год назад +2

      And I thought he liked the Jam of the month Christmas bonus🤣🤣

  • @00SNIVY00
    @00SNIVY00 11 лет назад +8

    "it costs extra to put 'shmuck' on a tombstone but you'd be worth the expense"

  • @Powerranger-le4up
    @Powerranger-le4up 5 лет назад +6

    The insult that Aladdin gives to Achmed is funnier. Even the horse realizes it’s an insult before Achmed does.

  • @chiquilion
    @chiquilion 10 лет назад +26

    I think were due for the next 100, don't you?

  • @roberthamrick3231
    @roberthamrick3231 2 года назад +8

    I like the one when Al Bundy told that little girl after she insulted Al about working in a shoe store and Al Bundy said if you want to see your future, just look in the seat next to you. Lmao

  • @nicolasriveros943
    @nicolasriveros943 8 лет назад +84

    5:42 Kevin Spacey, badass as always...

    • @beast5250
      @beast5250 8 лет назад +1

      +Nicolás Riveros What movie is that from?

    • @nicolasriveros943
      @nicolasriveros943 8 лет назад +4

      +Crystal_Costello I think is "The Ref"

    • @hoodzoot
      @hoodzoot 6 лет назад +6

      .....

    • @Ciara203
      @Ciara203 6 лет назад +34

      Yeah about that......

    • @VaultRadio
      @VaultRadio 6 лет назад +1

      uh

  • @1rexman
    @1rexman 3 года назад +2

    I am sooo glad this popped up in my feed.
    That was absolutely f'kin awesome!!!

  • @admiralmanta
    @admiralmanta 11 лет назад +6

    "Your short on ears and long on mouth" John Wayne is awesome!

  • @joescofield4079
    @joescofield4079 2 года назад +3

    3:57 wasting insults on perfectly good spam

  • @aelic7
    @aelic7 9 лет назад +12

    7:57 Ah, Prince Zuko...

  • @СергійБерезін-ц8ч
    @СергійБерезін-ц8ч 8 лет назад +36

    Full Metal Jacket - great movie!

    • @zigzagjoe69
      @zigzagjoe69 7 лет назад +3

      Сергей Березин "you climb obstacles the way old people fuck"

    • @ivanrivera3293
      @ivanrivera3293 6 лет назад +1

      Are you quitting on me!? WELL, ARE YOU!? THEN QUIT, YOU SLIMY F**KING WALRUS F**KING PIECE OF S**T!

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 5 лет назад +1

      “Are you a Peter Puffer?” 😂

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 5 лет назад +1

      “I’ll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose”

    • @eveofreturn7034
      @eveofreturn7034 4 года назад

      Bet you are the kind of person that would butt f#@% some one in the a$$ and not have the gd common curtsey to give them a reach around

  • @talynhastime9343
    @talynhastime9343 9 лет назад +14

    9:21 I think the dude called him a "potato" in German.

  • @vetterburns1048
    @vetterburns1048 5 лет назад +6

    5:00 Christopher Walken's BEST! LOL

  • @chrisrj9871
    @chrisrj9871 5 лет назад +2

    3:41 - Let's not forget the one before that: "Well look at that, Abu! It's not every day you see a horse with TWO rear-ends!"

  • @adamtowler6273
    @adamtowler6273 10 лет назад +9

    The girl at 8:07 sounded like she had recently had a stroke and was speaking again for the first time.

    • @deadendkid1968
      @deadendkid1968 5 лет назад +1

      from 9 months...she was giving birth...

  • @marvinj5083
    @marvinj5083 4 года назад +4

    ’05 - Dumb & Dumber, His Girl Friday, Harry Potter 3, One-Eyed Jacks, Coming to America
    0’33 - Happy Gilmore, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Vertical Limit, Cool Runnings, Big Jake
    1’00 - Home Alone, The Hangover, Animal House, Duck Soup, Liar Liar
    1’30 - Matilda, It Happened One Night, Anchorman, Full Metal Jacket, The Nutty Professor
    2’02 - Rhinestone, The Nutty Professor, Bull Durham
    2’30 - War Games, Caddyshack, Aliens, Tommy Boy, Ace in the Hole
    3’00 - The Women, The Nutty Professor, Bridget Jones’s Diary, Scarface, The Breakfast Club
    3’27 - The Little Rascals, It’s a Wonderful Life, Aladdin, Network, She’s All That
    4’01 - Highlander, Of Human Bondage, Nine to Five, Erin Brockovich
    4’34 - Clueless, Dumb & Dumber, The Silence of the Lambs, The Good, The Bad and the Ugly, Sweet Smell of Success
    5’00 - Good Morning Vietnam, Biloxi Blues, A League of Their Own, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf, The Man Who Came to Dinner, Monkey Business
    5’29 - Duck Soup, Home Alone, The Ref, Point Break
    5’59 - Repo Man, Revenge of the Nerds, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Hamlet 2, Heathers, Chasing Amy, Closer, Anchorman
    6’30 - Shaft, Back to the Future, Coming to America, Fried Green Tomatoes, Planet of the Apes, Stand By Me, Snatch, Wet Hot American Summer
    7’01 - Bad Santa, Barfly, The Exorcist, White Men Can’t Jump, Horse Feathers, E.T., Heartbreak Ridge, The Blues Brothers
    7’32 - A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Training Day, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Full Metal Jacket, White Men Can’t Jump
    7’57 - Hook, Flatliners, Hook,
    8’30 - Nine Months, Six Pack, Hook, The Maltese Falcon
    8’59 - Liar Liar, You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man, The Graduate
    9’33 - Swimming with Sharks, The Long Good Friday, Pink Flamingos
    10’06 - The Good, The Bad and the Ugly

  • @orboakin8074
    @orboakin8074 2 года назад +2

    All of these movies were made before I was born.....I am so happy I was raised in Nigeria to appreciate good entertainment and NOT BE WOKE!

  • @cats3332dblueshadowalpha1
    @cats3332dblueshadowalpha1 3 года назад +4

    1:16 wait that's in batman arkham asylum the joker says that

  • @twns1076
    @twns1076 4 года назад +3

    what movie is the scene with gary busey at 5:53

  • @GreatSpaceToaster
    @GreatSpaceToaster 10 лет назад +6

    It's missing "You're too fucking... BLONDE!" from Fight Club.

  • @cazia9
    @cazia9 4 года назад +1

    The best thing about this video and the sequel is that it isn't just modern films - there were some SAVAGE burns in the Hays-Code era bc they couldn't swear the way modern films do so they had to be razor-tight with the one liners

  • @Kragatar
    @Kragatar Год назад +3

    "You sweat from a baboon's balls."
    Other guy: 🤨

  • @Taylor88Productions
    @Taylor88Productions 5 лет назад +6

    8:53 That sounds just like Ren in Ren and Stimpy (best animated comedy series ever made}

  • @johnathantobbe1094
    @johnathantobbe1094 11 лет назад +19

    What about "you play ball like a girl" from Sandlot?

    • @coreyabell6332
      @coreyabell6332 4 года назад +5

      Johnathan Tobbe It’s in the first list

    • @darthkurland
      @darthkurland 4 года назад

      Corey Abell and what happened to the first list?

    • @rotyler2177
      @rotyler2177 4 года назад

      @@darthkurland it should be there.. on the search.

  • @13randydandy
    @13randydandy 2 года назад +1

    I was waiting for Ralphie's invective laced tirade when he beat up the bully.

  • @chasenschneider5810
    @chasenschneider5810 10 лет назад +48

    I want to hang out with the guy from 5:16.

    • @TylerPCoyne
      @TylerPCoyne 7 лет назад +10

      Chasen Schneider my great aunt Jennifer ate a whole box of candy every day of her life, she lived to be 102 and when she's been dead for three days she looked better than you do naow! Lol 😂