Best TV News Bloopers Of The Decade

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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2024

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  • @Tony_Hardy
    @Tony_Hardy 4 года назад +30573

    The guy discovering that an hour is 60 minutes brings me unbridled joy.

    • @TheRealEclipse1
      @TheRealEclipse1 4 года назад +1007

      Tony Hardy his face was perfect

    • @daniloking223
      @daniloking223 4 года назад +520

      4/4 of anything is all of it

    • @hibiscusangel7376
      @hibiscusangel7376 4 года назад +52

      Lol

    • @raviolarts
      @raviolarts 4 года назад +277

      Tony Hardy i can’t tell if he’s being ironic cuz the dude seems hella smart

    • @151yaron
      @151yaron 4 года назад +128

      @@raviolarts He was definitely ironic

  • @chiquitin_o
    @chiquitin_o 4 года назад +16719

    "I so pale,,,"
    [Stifling laughter] _"Y o u ' r e o n a i r e"_
    ",,,,,TODAY'S SNOW IS CRIPPLING MUCH-"

    • @kaifan4007
      @kaifan4007 4 года назад +865

      “ I S O P A Y L E” “

    • @hard_candy
      @hard_candy 4 года назад +414

      She took it on the chin and came back like a trooper though. Good on her.

    • @TheHumbleHumanBeing
      @TheHumbleHumanBeing 4 года назад +126

      *mAam!* You’re on *AIR* (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

    • @shanekw93
      @shanekw93 4 года назад +59

      I died😂💀

    • @hem495
      @hem495 4 года назад +106

      First time I watched this, I was watching her and thinking “what’s she going to say, she’s so oblivious”. 😂

  • @louisbrowne9095
    @louisbrowne9095 4 года назад +11167

    The newsreaders voice when he says, "BUT NOW HE'S DEAD" is the funniest thing

    • @global216
      @global216 4 года назад +274

      That took me out, I've been laughing for 3 days now😂😂

    • @miffyluvbug
      @miffyluvbug 4 года назад +67

      Louis Browne I started screaming and it’s almost midnight and I have school tomorrow 💀

    • @finnikin69
      @finnikin69 4 года назад +78

      1:14

    • @carolethorn3211
      @carolethorn3211 4 года назад +30

      "Can you reach it? CAN YOU REACH IT?"

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 4 года назад +9

      @@bridgeidiot262 Hell nah, online classes are 10x better than going back to school

  • @aqualifeculture
    @aqualifeculture Месяц назад +315

    “It’s not a weave!” The WAY my SOUL left my body 😂😂😂

    • @sari5045
      @sari5045 Месяц назад

      😂🤣😂 poor white guy 🤣😂. He’s like you said it was a weave while trying to leave his body 😂🤣

    • @sanguine2552
      @sanguine2552 Месяц назад +17

      That was so awkward 😂

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue 21 день назад +14

      @@sanguine2552 THEY BOTH RAN 💀

  • @manofmystery5191
    @manofmystery5191 4 года назад +12171

    I love how the vet doesn’t miss a beat and goes goes “certainly” after she says “brush our teeth’s pet”

    • @YedLee
      @YedLee 4 года назад +542

      Oh my I didn't even notice teeths pet, omg😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @laughslapproductions4690
      @laughslapproductions4690 4 года назад +248

      He was very nice about it lol

    • @peacefulpanda5990
      @peacefulpanda5990 4 года назад +197

      He did miss about half a beat but kept going.

    • @cassgray9340
      @cassgray9340 4 года назад +181

      He’s like, ‘what?’ but just rolled with it lol 😂 props to him, very profesh.

    • @vladtoper8020
      @vladtoper8020 4 года назад +22

      its currently 1:17 26.08.2020 and the number of likes on this coment is 666. I've never seen anything like it houston we have a problem the like button is broken it just stopped at 666

  • @KatienMac
    @KatienMac 4 года назад +38764

    I’d actually watch the news if it was like this every day

    • @alicengrey
      @alicengrey 4 года назад +344

      same!

    • @SURFERGRL72RAKM
      @SURFERGRL72RAKM 4 года назад +517

      Same here, I would pay to watch funny news like this. 😅 I laughed so hard, especially at I dropped my hot pocket. Then the woman spelling First and last 😅😅 News like this would be the bomb 💣🤣

    • @kalax0094
      @kalax0094 4 года назад +30

      katie Cook I agree

    • @NextGenAcademyEducation
      @NextGenAcademyEducation 4 года назад +32

      Same..seems interesting

    • @Gp39454
      @Gp39454 4 года назад +18

      Right

  • @counthobbula8377
    @counthobbula8377 4 года назад +5818

    He was holding that Alligator pretty tight to be fair. Impressed he didn’t let go.

    • @brookenelson8203
      @brookenelson8203 4 года назад +347

      CountHobbula he was like I AM I AM

    • @yuhhhitsbraydenyuhhh6429
      @yuhhhitsbraydenyuhhh6429 4 года назад +195

      I AM I AM

    • @quatroquatroSJSU
      @quatroquatroSJSU 4 года назад +242

      dude that guy was a beast, I would toss that gator far far away

    • @bertjesklotepino
      @bertjesklotepino 4 года назад +14

      PS: and if you dont understand the humor, then LET IT BE!!!!!
      There is no need to get angry or get upset about anything here.
      Only those with a bit of knowledge about history, and about animals (which includes humanbeings.....) might be able to understand the joke.
      But, i really wonder howmany actually will be able to understand the joke in today's society.

    • @INAM1NUTE
      @INAM1NUTE 4 года назад +9

      I would like this but it’s at 666 I don’t wanna ruin it
      Edit: 150 ppl have liked it since then

  • @TheRealestBubby
    @TheRealestBubby Месяц назад +93

    I am GEEKING on the "Large Cat Spotted" one, lil bro was giving the "it was me" stare and everything

  • @baxterwilhelm8114
    @baxterwilhelm8114 4 года назад +5105

    "...and if my math's correct, that's not a quarter of an hour."
    "It's not. Except it is."
    *Looks at camera and gasps*

    • @bboo8436
      @bboo8436 4 года назад +107

      I woke up my baby I laughed so hard at this part.

    • @JarJarsFeetPics
      @JarJarsFeetPics 4 года назад +103

      *surprised pikachu face*

    • @Lollita23
      @Lollita23 4 года назад +39

      Had me crying

    • @ionarevamp
      @ionarevamp 4 года назад +42

      Easily one of the best ones on here

    • @abeman02
      @abeman02 4 года назад +11

      NANI!!!!

  • @davidmock7592
    @davidmock7592 4 года назад +6200

    I refuse to believe, "My brother used to break in our house and steal the TV" deep, serious voice "But now he's dead." is anything other than a perfect comedy sketch.

    • @aytothakay
      @aytothakay 4 года назад +212

      Seems straight out of Chappelle's Show 🤣

    • @peyteneq5301
      @peyteneq5301 4 года назад +57

      No it did happen I remember the news story it was about a mass spree I don't remember if it was a murder or not it was in 2015

    • @aytothakay
      @aytothakay 4 года назад +91

      @@peyteneq5301 A mass spree that might not have been a murder? Was it a shopping spree 🤔

    • @tmaxgo6696
      @tmaxgo6696 3 года назад +22

      @@aytothakay the story seems to be saying heroin overdose

    • @NotoriousSSV
      @NotoriousSSV 3 года назад +45

      I'm over here crying at that that editing was masterful

  • @StarfulSky_
    @StarfulSky_ 4 года назад +3727

    I just want to appreciate how they zoom in on the cat with “LARGE CAT SPOTTED” actually written out

    • @ameliasandoval8663
      @ameliasandoval8663 4 года назад +128

      I was dying 😂 the cat just sat and posed

    • @donaldlee1658
      @donaldlee1658 4 года назад +25

      Only in Memphis TN will that ever happen. I saw that live

    • @jameslee6953
      @jameslee6953 4 года назад +2

      @@ameliasandoval8663 AWESOME LIKE YOU :)

    • @showusjustice523
      @showusjustice523 4 года назад +5

      My favorite

    • @sweetblack1216
      @sweetblack1216 4 года назад +8

      I literally screamed laughing

  • @cherylbrady6442
    @cherylbrady6442 4 месяца назад +957

    I’m all for my girl who says she’s gonna cook soups, eat breads and desserts, and get all fat and sassy 😂😂😂😂

    • @robneff7084
      @robneff7084 4 месяца назад +17

      I think she's already there

    • @emfaircrow3871
      @emfaircrow3871 3 месяца назад +21

      Yes she’s a national treasure

  • @manifestdestiny1191
    @manifestdestiny1191 3 года назад +19716

    Imagine thinking you're going to be recognized for heroism on TV only to be called "Deedee Megadoodoo" hahahahaha

  • @JenniferC26
    @JenniferC26 4 года назад +3633

    “Hold him tight, Hold him tight, Hold him tight!”
    “I AM I AM I AM I AM”

    • @envy1xc
      @envy1xc 4 года назад +32

      Jennifer C I WAS DEADDD

    • @TheRibbonRed
      @TheRibbonRed 4 года назад +49

      Guess they didn't know each other, huh?

    • @LaNonita00
      @LaNonita00 4 года назад +30

      That one killed me

    • @smallblackcat8645
      @smallblackcat8645 4 года назад +24

      I mean he was holding his stomach he’s an alligator he’s not gonna be like oh I better keep my head still and be nice!

    • @goldenpony3460
      @goldenpony3460 4 года назад +28

      Why the heck was he raising him up to the skies!!

  • @linofaiiry4980
    @linofaiiry4980 4 года назад +12844

    I love how anytime it got awkward, they would just switch to the weather 😂

    • @AntonXul
      @AntonXul 4 года назад +601

      Yeah, then sabotage the weather person giving them the giggles! Poor scapegoats.

    • @Raebrained
      @Raebrained 4 года назад +450

      It's the equivalent of '...Nice weather we're having..' 😂

    • @linofaiiry4980
      @linofaiiry4980 4 года назад +1

      Aqza ak Hello ^^

    • @justinthomas4724
      @justinthomas4724 4 года назад +2

      Xx_KpopWeebs _xX !

    • @dougdiener8775
      @dougdiener8775 4 года назад +10

      Unless it was the weather that had the infraction!!! Ha ha

  • @Lighttanguitar
    @Lighttanguitar Месяц назад +97

    6:14 That man had deep philosophical objections to the fishing analogy.

  • @myveryhipusername
    @myveryhipusername 4 года назад +15719

    “It’s a man actually, Derek.”

  • @ControlAllDa1337
    @ControlAllDa1337 4 года назад +2491

    "it's the perfect texture for running"
    Shatters spine.

    • @123operasinger
      @123operasinger 4 года назад +12

      HAHAHAHHAA

    • @MiszzMiszz
      @MiszzMiszz 4 года назад +154

      that was an instant karma for being extra pretentious

    • @JH-fe2ho
      @JH-fe2ho 4 года назад +32

      Thats Portland for you hahahahahahaha

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 4 года назад +7

      @@MiszzMiszz exactly

    • @joelorosario2300
      @joelorosario2300 4 года назад +56

      Her boyfriend too was like: Idk how they can do it with the bikes, I mean we have more stability and in the worse scenario we can just slide off.
      She slid alright

  • @chiseisinclair4843
    @chiseisinclair4843 4 года назад +3439

    *you give a poor man a fish and you feed him for a day, you teach him to a fish, you give him, you give him a no no no no no no*

    • @Cxndyfit
      @Cxndyfit 4 года назад +96

      I hollered at that 😂

    • @jakeanderson7334
      @jakeanderson7334 4 года назад +8

      @@Cxndyfit Me too

    • @RandyKing314
      @RandyKing314 4 года назад +49

      Whispers no no no no no 😆😆😆😆😆

    • @kiraalouis7249
      @kiraalouis7249 4 года назад +16

      Reminds me of Kevin from the office😹

    • @cellb2619
      @cellb2619 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

  • @Drfresh1402
    @Drfresh1402 4 месяца назад +140

    The confidence of the man with the 4 quarters is just too hilarious!!!

  • @Otto505
    @Otto505 4 года назад +5418

    “I grabbed two Totino’s pizzas and my dog and left. Nothing else was worth it”

    • @BrockRocket
      @BrockRocket 4 года назад +308

      "Yeah my children were in there...but totinos..."

    • @itsnika3309
      @itsnika3309 4 года назад +127

      How she gon bake the totinos pizza lol

    • @SerbwithGod
      @SerbwithGod 4 года назад +107

      @@itsnika3309 she doesn't need to bake them, she eats them raw...

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 3 года назад +36

      One for her, one for doggo. Smart thinking tbh

    • @tyronegooch5251
      @tyronegooch5251 3 года назад +5

      They are delicious.

  • @0rchid71
    @0rchid71 4 года назад +3629

    “I so pale”
    “You’re on”
    *suprised pikachu face*

    • @Big_Ben1987
      @Big_Ben1987 4 года назад +45

      I sO pAlE

    • @hafizhsidqi
      @hafizhsidqi 4 года назад +16

      On air

    • @0rchid71
      @0rchid71 3 года назад +15

      @kasDD Gn she literally said she was pale, i’m just quoting her 🤠

    • @angelicaangels6835
      @angelicaangels6835 3 года назад

      Hah!

    • @oksyar
      @oksyar 3 года назад +9

      Why did she say "I so pale" instead of "I'm so pale", I thought she's speaking Latin or something

  • @TwiSt3DxShaDoW122
    @TwiSt3DxShaDoW122 4 года назад +7503

    "...I just can't understand here how something so small can be so impressive."
    "Well, Mark, you would know about that."
    RIP Mark

    • @Crymeareva
      @Crymeareva 4 года назад +54

      😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

    • @pilosopino23
      @pilosopino23 4 года назад +296

      Legend has it.. Mark is still dead..

    • @adamczubaszek9379
      @adamczubaszek9379 4 года назад +406

      but...its a burn and a compliment at the same time. I'd even lean towards more of a compliment

    • @geewest7184
      @geewest7184 4 года назад +116

      She basically said he had a chicken nugget 😭😭😭

    • @TTownIBC
      @TTownIBC 4 года назад +92

      Legend says he’s still looking at her

  • @lynnpaulo4594
    @lynnpaulo4594 4 месяца назад +70

    Reporter: I AM! I AM! I AM! 😂
    Alligator: 🐊 ⬇️⬆️➡️⬅️⤵️😅

  • @akshayarya992
    @akshayarya992 4 года назад +8253

    "oh you've been joined by a beautiful lady"
    "That's a man actually derek!"

    • @AndrewGKMusic
      @AndrewGKMusic 4 года назад +54

      He's 37.

    • @jinjer5042
      @jinjer5042 4 года назад +55

      That killed me

    • @dperin00011
      @dperin00011 4 года назад +191

      Poor dude looks at camera like "yeah he's right I'm a man."

    • @Ugh718
      @Ugh718 4 года назад +9

      @@akshayarya992 More like: *YEETUS FEATUS*

    • @boozness1497
      @boozness1497 4 года назад +1

      Classic

  • @Duval-Unc
    @Duval-Unc 4 года назад +7108

    "Is an elephant heavy? Im coming back baby."

    • @Lollita23
      @Lollita23 4 года назад +402

      She's my favorite

    • @biggbeanz6900
      @biggbeanz6900 4 года назад +84

      what does that even mean tho

    • @BigMastah79
      @BigMastah79 4 года назад +476

      biggbeanz It’s like, an elephant is obviously heavy, so she’s obviously coming back

    • @BigMastah79
      @BigMastah79 4 года назад +31

      Thanks I didn’t know what she said

    • @biggbeanz6900
      @biggbeanz6900 4 года назад +43

      @@BigMastah79 ahh I get it now thx lol

  • @jonolivier9126
    @jonolivier9126 4 месяца назад +151

    2:33
    You can see the exact moment this poor guy's understanding of reality just shatters. Having also made that mistake myself a few times, I feel that expression.

  • @yybren
    @yybren 4 года назад +40513

    “My brother used to break into our house and steal our tv”
    But now, he’s *Dead*

  • @dross6206
    @dross6206 4 года назад +4245

    Sitting here in quarantine missing the days of light hearted news stories.

  • @hgbugalou
    @hgbugalou 4 года назад +20488

    I love when people get uncontrollable laughter. Anyone who is annoyed by this stuff is taking life too seriously.

    • @nightynightshade
      @nightynightshade 4 года назад +247

      Justin Craig legit my evil aunt would give me an annoyed look if I got the giggles😑

    • @Arshath13
      @Arshath13 4 года назад +437

      Especially the guy talking about "Chris P. Bacon" ! He wasnt able to control his laughter and I love thattttt hahahah

    • @jaysonprice459
      @jaysonprice459 4 года назад +22

      Cool Story @Kayda Ratcliffe

    • @allaboutelephants6837
      @allaboutelephants6837 4 года назад +104

      I know, right? It was hilarious just watching them laugh uncontrollably. And Chris P. Bacon? That was genius!

    • @GuacIsExtra99
      @GuacIsExtra99 4 года назад +109

      Chris P. Bacon guy had 0 chance of holding it in

  • @rickyt5179
    @rickyt5179 2 месяца назад +68

    The weave one had them both leaving the scene 😅😂

  • @johnmessay7616
    @johnmessay7616 3 года назад +3427

    "....the beautiful lady"
    "Its a man actually"
    me: out of this world

  • @kasidylambert4749
    @kasidylambert4749 3 года назад +3209

    “Spottings of a COUGAR. And that’s not it. That looks like a house cat” 😭😭😭😂😂

    • @love_stephyyc7388
      @love_stephyyc7388 3 года назад +47

      Hahahahaha I couldn’t breathe

    • @brandonrice1124
      @brandonrice1124 3 года назад +99

      The cat was saying you been looking for me lol.

    • @aharris87
      @aharris87 3 года назад +90

      That cat was determined to be the cougar... "Yes human... I am to he feared"

    • @cynthiagonzalez658
      @cynthiagonzalez658 3 года назад +20

      Cat sitting. Trying to look fearful.

    • @rolandeak
      @rolandeak 3 года назад +27

      How it was just chilling looking at them like "Wut?"

  • @FullPowerEDM
    @FullPowerEDM 4 года назад +4095

    "Drist and Mizzle" literally sounds like it could be a 90's rap duo

    • @FullPowerEDM
      @FullPowerEDM 4 года назад +17

      Jrod Jrod it reminded me of Ozzy and Drix

    • @ishzarkklyon9590
      @ishzarkklyon9590 4 года назад +9

      Drist and missile

    • @pekenpug9466
      @pekenpug9466 4 года назад +21

      “Mizzle” is going on my animal names list

    • @zaid_khan12345
      @zaid_khan12345 4 года назад +9

      Snoop Dogg song lyrics

    • @Lynn-zx3th
      @Lynn-zx3th 4 года назад +1

      Peke ‘n Pug I think they sound like cute cat names.

  • @allisoncastle
    @allisoncastle 4 месяца назад +93

    Not the “get me off……. CAMERA” 😂😂😂 just one thing after another lolol

  • @biz6546
    @biz6546 3 года назад +1926

    “i dropped my hot pocket!”
    a true tragedy 😖

    • @jordanalandry1866
      @jordanalandry1866 3 года назад +13

      Two second rule bruh

    • @mrbig1022
      @mrbig1022 3 года назад +4

      @@jordanalandry1866 doubt he made it

    • @joeladams5200
      @joeladams5200 3 года назад +21

      He looked sincerely sad about it too

    • @LembeckIsStaying
      @LembeckIsStaying 3 года назад +7

      @@joeladams5200
      It was a HOT POCKET!!! Of course he was....

    • @joeladams5200
      @joeladams5200 3 года назад +1

      @@LembeckIsStaying
      100

  • @tiddies6619
    @tiddies6619 4 года назад +9651

    “My brother used to break in our house and steal the tv”
    *but now he’s dead*

  • @schkoopdawhoop7885
    @schkoopdawhoop7885 4 года назад +4591

    For as long as I live, I will never not laugh at “Dede Megadoodoo.”

    • @SuomenPaska
      @SuomenPaska 4 года назад +102

      I love dede megadoodoo she's my favourite doodoo ;_;

    • @simontafadzwa7006
      @simontafadzwa7006 4 года назад +15

      I cant even pass this!!!!

    • @simontafadzwa7006
      @simontafadzwa7006 4 года назад +16

      Kkkkk im still laughing, so are they like Blooper-Collectors, kwwaaaaa!!!!

    • @felixanima6931
      @felixanima6931 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tabitharosefreeman1793
      @tabitharosefreeman1793 4 года назад +31

      The way she says it is hilarious 😂😂

  • @lukeemberson5309
    @lukeemberson5309 3 месяца назад +94

    The pig report had me dying with laughter. I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard at something so simple.

  • @mrreymundo5383
    @mrreymundo5383 4 года назад +1403

    I love that guy trying to help out with the ladder. As they say, his heart was in the right place.

    • @NPCSN
      @NPCSN 4 года назад +80

      Mr Reymundo
      Not gonna lie, I felt bad for that guy. He was just being awesome. I feel like most people these days would just grab their phone and record.

    • @camilerahal957
      @camilerahal957 4 года назад +29

      He’s just so wholesome

    • @ChazMcGutter
      @ChazMcGutter 4 года назад +39

      He sounded so genuinely concerned, he's pretty cool

    • @resaridge7319
      @resaridge7319 2 года назад +18

      He sounded so worried. "Please hold on!"

    • @Longeezy
      @Longeezy Год назад +12

      CAN YOU REACH IT?!?!

  • @alicerabantheng1727
    @alicerabantheng1727 4 года назад +3203

    “Hold him tightly”
    “I-I-I AM, I AM!!” 😂😂

    • @shithead1092
      @shithead1092 4 года назад +33

      Heard this comment 😂

    • @derekboyt3383
      @derekboyt3383 4 года назад +84

      That poor man. I’m not sure which was in more distress...

    • @drbrandy1376
      @drbrandy1376 4 года назад +2

      Alice Rabantheng 😭😭

    • @thenorminator3894
      @thenorminator3894 4 года назад +31

      lol 🤣😅 and than he had the nerve to look into the camera than fixed his suit with pride like he found the cure for COVID-19 😅😅

    • @plasxodollbaex917
      @plasxodollbaex917 4 года назад +1

      Alice Rabantheng 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thebreacher3219
    @thebreacher3219 2 года назад +10359

    The cameraman who zoomed in on the cat better have gotten a raise

  • @kimberlymarrone1727
    @kimberlymarrone1727 4 месяца назад +85

    Oh my gosh the bus 😂😂😂😂 so funny listening to the guys trying to get it on film. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thewiebler3529
    @thewiebler3529 4 года назад +2122

    "It is an hour, actually."
    "*GAAAASSSP*"

    • @jenniferparker3831
      @jenniferparker3831 4 года назад +30

      hahaha she's like, "It isn't an hour, but it is an hour, actually"

    • @musicsaves71590
      @musicsaves71590 4 года назад +21

      He thought he had something on them. He was SO confident

    • @bvxs9938
      @bvxs9938 4 года назад +3

      GrimdarTheGreat it’s me in math class and get something wrong in front of everyone

    • @ripp3rjak934
      @ripp3rjak934 4 года назад

      When he went silent and looked at the camera. That was when her realized that 4 quarters is a dollar which is an hour...
      DUNNN DUNN DUNNNNNNN

  • @zoeantczak8062
    @zoeantczak8062 4 года назад +6476

    NO ONE IS SPEAKING A WORD ABOUT “Check your panties” BRO I CACKLED THE LADY KEPT LAUGHING 🤣

    • @jamesvoris6241
      @jamesvoris6241 4 года назад +219

      Them laughin in background was best part lol

    • @jmsbyt
      @jmsbyt 4 года назад +60

      I WHEEZED

    • @josgn
      @josgn 4 года назад +17

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ab-jf2re
      @ab-jf2re 4 года назад +173

      The way he said it in such earnest. I can’t stop watching 😂😂😂😂

    • @bondfool
      @bondfool 4 года назад +236

      So confident and professional! “Check your panties!”

  • @gloomsouls
    @gloomsouls 4 года назад +4511

    I love how he doesn't bother to just end the call,he just throws the phone.

    • @stephenashburn4496
      @stephenashburn4496 4 года назад +63

      joelsolomon42 hahahaha that Mozart doe

    • @mdlm2011
      @mdlm2011 4 года назад +74

      Had me dying laughing

    • @aestheticvirgocoochie20yea45
      @aestheticvirgocoochie20yea45 4 года назад +71

      he also could’ve pressed the volume button, then the call would be silent for a bit

    • @itzkatie933
      @itzkatie933 4 года назад +73

      But it's the way the lady just sat there while he did it like nothing was happening

    • @morse4989
      @morse4989 2 года назад +6

      Which part?

  • @naborlopez3577
    @naborlopez3577 3 месяца назад +40

    That "Hugh Janus " lol I cracked up with them

  • @paisleyprincess7996
    @paisleyprincess7996 4 года назад +2320

    “I jus kept herring it...I was duckin and hidden’...I got SKERRED!”
    “I dropped my Hot pocket.”

  • @LauraRN713
    @LauraRN713 3 года назад +2970

    He really, really looked disturbed about dropping his hot pocket.

  • @Schlotskers
    @Schlotskers Месяц назад +27

    10:32 The way she said "pHySiCaL aCtiViTiEs" has ended my night 🤣

    • @katg5369
      @katg5369 10 дней назад +1

      Oh my gosh yes...and the poor cat looking at the camera like....”save me😿😿😿”

  • @nicholasstocker6866
    @nicholasstocker6866 2 года назад +7214

    “But now, he’s dead.”
    Had me rolling on the floor! 🤣

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 Год назад +25

      🙂

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 Год назад +272

      That's the funniest one. Like how could the news have possible done that by accident? The comedic timing was PERFECT

    • @duingun
      @duingun Год назад +15

      @@HugoStiglitz88 may i know the timeline?

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 Год назад +44

      ​@@duingun 1:07

    • @leacebee5892
      @leacebee5892 Год назад +20

      What was the back story does anyone know?

  • @StealthSwith19136
    @StealthSwith19136 4 года назад +1641

    Derek: "Now youre joined by a beautiful lady"
    Other reporter: "Its a man actually Derek"

    • @cortex1347
      @cortex1347 4 года назад +16

      😂😂🙈

    • @vancebocas7626
      @vancebocas7626 4 года назад +80

      lol. There was no coming back from that. XD

    • @StealthSwith19136
      @StealthSwith19136 4 года назад +8

      @@vancebocas7626 nope 😂

    • @Mastermindthreethousand
      @Mastermindthreethousand 4 года назад +6

      B U R N

    • @scotty3034
      @scotty3034 4 года назад +15

      When me and my wife have to go out to say, WalMart or something,
      We now constantly say, “It’s a man actually, Derek”. I love this video.

  • @EmmaBobFufu
    @EmmaBobFufu 4 года назад +9636

    "my brother used to come into our house and steal our tv!"
    *BUT NOW HES DEAD*

  • @TheCards_HiddenLotusTarot
    @TheCards_HiddenLotusTarot 4 месяца назад +53

    The Hamburglar… keeps me coming back🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zzzs
    @zzzs 4 года назад +3048

    "That's not an hour, but it is." *looks at camera* GASP

    • @lizbetann
      @lizbetann 4 года назад +102

      I honestly can't believe that guy hasn't become a meme like blinking white guy. Then again, I guess we don't need multiple blinking white guys. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @josuto
      @josuto 4 года назад +27

      surprised pikachu face

    • @zzzs
      @zzzs 4 года назад +1

      lol i didnt even think this comment was funny but thanks for 1k likes

    • @teresabenson3385
      @teresabenson3385 4 года назад

      First couple of minutes are really funny, but then it gets lame.

    • @Oxxyjoe
      @Oxxyjoe 4 года назад +1

      I actually paused the video after this exact scene so I could come find the sharp lad who surely had mentioned it so I could write something. Priceless reaction.

  • @tomsdralis3166
    @tomsdralis3166 4 года назад +5585

    Who cares about the shooting, the man dropped his HOT POCKET.

    • @DeeJKerei
      @DeeJKerei 4 года назад +53

      hehe

    • @stoneddragon5400
      @stoneddragon5400 4 года назад +33

      Man exactly RIP Hot Pocket

    • @stoneddragon5400
      @stoneddragon5400 4 года назад +9

      @Emily the Emrald engine hey I said that too 😂😂😂

    • @jaolin6042
      @jaolin6042 4 года назад +8

      Haat pack-eeet!
      (Jim Gaffigan)

    • @hotchipsgaming239
      @hotchipsgaming239 4 года назад +20

      If I had the choice to run or save my hot pocket, I’m pretty sure people would understand why I picked this
      Hot pockets are sacred

  • @spacecadet2663
    @spacecadet2663 4 года назад +1430

    The way that dude just throws his phone on the ground as it rings. That sounded like concrete!

    • @michaelsantiago8161
      @michaelsantiago8161 4 года назад +41

      It was an old nokia

    • @maha3684
      @maha3684 4 года назад +36

      @@michaelsantiago8161 he broke the concrete!

    • @kaeyynn
      @kaeyynn 4 года назад +3

      Probably a Nokia 3310

    • @julianax4
      @julianax4 4 года назад +9

      I lowkey felt bad for him

  • @Marstruth
    @Marstruth 4 месяца назад +65

    That "Chris P. Bacon" gets me every time too 😂😂😂😂

  • @sethmatteson8326
    @sethmatteson8326 4 года назад +1081

    "So if my math is correct, that's not an hour."
    "That's not an hour. But... it is!"
    *STARES IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK AT THE CAMERA*

  • @bluewaffle7139
    @bluewaffle7139 4 года назад +2546

    "I grabbed two pizzas"
    "The other things weren't even worth it"😂😂

    • @ChrisJones-pi5mh
      @ChrisJones-pi5mh 4 года назад +66

      Truer words have never been spoken 🍕

    • @It_Is_Oylenox
      @It_Is_Oylenox 4 года назад +90

      And the dog

    • @DJaySplitSecond
      @DJaySplitSecond 4 года назад +16

      Pizza is the most valuable asset these days 😂😂

    • @bluewaffle7139
      @bluewaffle7139 4 года назад +10

      DJaySplitSecond Along with hand sanitizer 😂😂

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 4 года назад +9

      I love that lady. 🤣

  • @justinsayswtf
    @justinsayswtf 4 года назад +2077

    "Check your panties!" His cheerful tone makes that so much more hilarious!

    • @Rudra-fu1kr
      @Rudra-fu1kr 4 года назад +44

      5:36 for anyone wondering

    • @shonhubble5130
      @shonhubble5130 4 года назад +32

      That guy has teeth brighter than my future.

    • @Em-kc1mg
      @Em-kc1mg 4 года назад +6

      Bruh I cried in laughter

    • @TelikiMouse
      @TelikiMouse 4 года назад +6

      One of the best bits.

    • @MsZaz27
      @MsZaz27 4 года назад +3

      This one literally took me out

  • @buckchasing
    @buckchasing 4 месяца назад +31

    "Well Mark, you would know about that!" Felt so personal 🔥 damn😂.. that chicken 🐔 laughter..

    • @theancientsam
      @theancientsam Месяц назад +1

      she knows, she got that ex girlfriend energy lol

  • @lIIlIIIlIIlII
    @lIIlIIIlIIlII 4 года назад +2778

    *"we'll probably.. sit around a cook some soup and.. eat bread.. and.. get all fat and sassy.."*

  • @victoriasavaglio
    @victoriasavaglio 4 года назад +2046

    “Chris P. Bacon” 😂 my sense of humour is broken

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 4 года назад +31

      That was so good!

    • @habilzas3008
      @habilzas3008 4 года назад +102

      The wheezing reporter makes it even funny

    • @ozgekonkol8819
      @ozgekonkol8819 4 года назад +71

      I actually cried laughing at that, and the reporter's laugh didn't help. Haven't laughed like this in a long time. had tearss

    • @varun_4125
      @varun_4125 4 года назад +11

      I almost died laughing

    • @jimitSoni
      @jimitSoni 4 года назад +3

      Where's that

  • @ckosturik
    @ckosturik 4 года назад +2422

    The woman absolutely breaking while trying to talk about the overweight cat swimming almost made me pee my pants

    • @MangoMF
      @MangoMF 4 года назад +35

      This comment almost made me pee my pants

    • @KimEB-m84
      @KimEB-m84 4 года назад +45

      That's me right there. Could never hold in my laugh

    • @smoothjas8
      @smoothjas8 4 года назад +136

      The way she says “physical activities”😂😂😂

    • @umapatisingh
      @umapatisingh 4 года назад +12

      @10:42
      Just hilarious! 😂

    • @jrizzyjae
      @jrizzyjae 4 года назад +8

      im in tears 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @briattnybrittany6843
    @briattnybrittany6843 27 дней назад +14

    0:20 "what's it's like to brush our teeth's pet" 😭 if i didn't know any better, i'd think that was a sitcom 🤣 i was waiting for the laugh track after he said 🗣🔈CERTAINLY 😂

  • @selfsessions3515
    @selfsessions3515 4 года назад +883

    the transition from "drist and mizzle" to "liTITZ" is really sending me 😂😂😂😂

    • @selfsessions3515
      @selfsessions3515 4 года назад +17

      I literally can't get past Lititz 😂😂😂😂

    • @-simplicity7551
      @-simplicity7551 4 года назад +1

      @@selfsessions3515 LiTITz

    • @-simplicity7551
      @-simplicity7551 4 года назад

      @Millenial King never?? Its right there 😂😂

  • @aoifex4748
    @aoifex4748 3 года назад +4224

    My man shouting out with so much enthusiasm “CHECK YOUR PANTIES!” Then seeing the realisation in his eyes was pure gold lmao

    • @hankhill9780
      @hankhill9780 2 года назад +26

      He's your man huh was that message for you 😂 h@m@

    • @00tonytone
      @00tonytone 2 года назад +24

      Hold on can you reach it., And the home Depot guy about to blow it up had me in tears

    • @darth_vyper
      @darth_vyper 2 года назад +9

      Someone lost their job

    • @nazaninmaily2030
      @nazaninmaily2030 2 года назад +5

      😂 😂😂

    • @mia9226
      @mia9226 2 года назад +50

      5:25 for anyone looking :)

  • @natashyasmith5360
    @natashyasmith5360 4 года назад +3083

    “ your joined with a beautiful lady”. “It’s a man actually Derry”.

    • @katewilson4568
      @katewilson4568 4 года назад +141

      lol I felt bad for the newsguy but imagine being that beautiful lady called Brian.

    • @Matthewmcg22
      @Matthewmcg22 4 года назад +60

      Derek*

    • @natashyasmith5360
      @natashyasmith5360 4 года назад +8

      Aszuli , I thought he said Derry 😂

    • @kingcassius2586
      @kingcassius2586 4 года назад +24

      0:40 🤣😝😂😅😆🤤

    • @honeyv6020
      @honeyv6020 4 года назад +6

      😂 😂 😂

  • @1776Pundit
    @1776Pundit 4 месяца назад +37

    I wish I knew what those 2 were saying after the Chris P. Bacon segment. Just those two laughing gets me laughing!

  • @cheesynuggets
    @cheesynuggets 4 года назад +5416

    Imagine doing something embarrassing 7 years ago, and you hope that people will forget about it, but it's on RUclips with millions of views and daily comments 😂

    • @DanklingBS
      @DanklingBS 4 года назад +5

      cheesynuggets how original

    • @cheesynuggets
      @cheesynuggets 4 года назад +37

      @@DanklingBS Thanks xD I don't think it's that original though, but I think it's so applicable to this video hahaha

    • @HuiQiu-n1h
      @HuiQiu-n1h 4 года назад +87

      Especially the "I so pale lady", the comment sections on each of her ig post is like "I so pale"

    • @cheesynuggets
      @cheesynuggets 4 года назад +23

      @@HuiQiu-n1h That sucks! XD But honestly becoming a meme is living the dream :)

    • @arkhamshow8996
      @arkhamshow8996 4 года назад +1

      @@HuiQiu-n1h what's her ig?

  • @lara_young
    @lara_young 3 года назад +3934

    “You’ve been joined by a beautiful lady.”
    “It’s a man actually, Derek.” 😂

    • @gh6st575
      @gh6st575 3 года назад +46

      I’m week 😂😂

    • @TrevorLahey3
      @TrevorLahey3 3 года назад +54

      @@gh6st575 weak my man

    • @gh6st575
      @gh6st575 3 года назад +7

      @@TrevorLahey3 yes I know, autocorrect

    • @fazem2960
      @fazem2960 3 года назад +18

      That was funny as hell

    • @fazem2960
      @fazem2960 3 года назад

      @RISSA REAC.X 🤣🤣🤣

  • @f-35alightningii79
    @f-35alightningii79 4 года назад +3784

    Watching a professional news segment slowly break down is the most entertaining thing in the world.

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 4 года назад +104

      I swear. And they try and keep their composure only to make things worse.

    • @Classixish
      @Classixish 4 года назад +53

      Chris P. Bacon, combined with the reporter's choked laughter, has me in stitches lol

    • @kahmad9545
      @kahmad9545 4 года назад +9

      I’m in shambles every time 😂😂😂

    • @elithewholeshebang
      @elithewholeshebang 2 года назад +9

      I feel like you would love "No Laugh News" here on RUclips where they have to read a messed up comedy news line without knowing what they're about to say

    • @f-35alightningii79
      @f-35alightningii79 2 года назад +3

      @@elithewholeshebang yeah I’ve seen that. Pretty funny

  • @Hab.hashish
    @Hab.hashish 2 месяца назад +39

    The bus getting in the way had me 💀💀

  • @melaniechiriacescu7876
    @melaniechiriacescu7876 4 года назад +4199

    No one talks about the guy who threw his ringing phone away

    • @innertubez
      @innertubez 4 года назад +147

      That was freaking hilarious

    • @dickbiggerjr3613
      @dickbiggerjr3613 4 года назад +195

      The clunk was louder than the ring 😆

    • @jabarishabazz5928
      @jabarishabazz5928 4 года назад +30

      Sound like that mug shattered

    • @danishbutter1847
      @danishbutter1847 4 года назад +15

      Him being annoyed and reading focus hard and ringtone made it even more epic XD

    • @Fajut
      @Fajut 4 года назад +7

      Had me crying. Lol 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @thatidiotoverthere6311
    @thatidiotoverthere6311 11 месяцев назад +1952

    The camera man zooming in on the cat was gold 😂

    • @livviemon
      @livviemon 9 месяцев назад +50

      bro's a star and he didn't even know it

    • @LissyVee
      @LissyVee 9 месяцев назад +33

      That’s probably my favorite one, he reveals it so dramatically

    • @BoJangles42
      @BoJangles42 8 месяцев назад +46

      The cat’s like, “Yes, I’m the cougar.”

    • @crypticpainter7643
      @crypticpainter7643 8 месяцев назад +12

      It was a huge cat, it was 😂

    • @chadhOneAtl
      @chadhOneAtl 7 месяцев назад +8

      That cat was like “yesssss I’m the big cat.”

  • @CardMinotaur291
    @CardMinotaur291 4 года назад +576

    "my brother used to break in our house and take the tv"
    "But now he's dead"

  • @kaptep01
    @kaptep01 2 месяца назад +27

    13:52 the lady closing the door while crawling is hilarious to me

  • @Kumachanchan
    @Kumachanchan 4 года назад +1040

    The things you will watch when you're quarantined.....

  • @skysplash8
    @skysplash8 3 года назад +1547

    "oh, you've been joined by a beautiful lady!"
    "...that's a man actually, Derek"
    oooooof that poor guy--

    • @Lobotamized_Lobster
      @Lobotamized_Lobster 3 года назад +7

      A h y e s , g a y

    • @JuiceMyRandomness
      @JuiceMyRandomness 3 года назад +62

      At least he knows he’d make a beautiful woman lol

    • @us2299
      @us2299 3 года назад +30

      That was like a Office scene

    • @ChineduOpara
      @ChineduOpara 3 года назад +14

      Legend has it, *the very next day* he started taking Testosterone Hormone Injections 😅

    • @startygernebulla2088
      @startygernebulla2088 3 года назад +3

      Oh, Buzz, your girlfriend...WOOF!

  • @sorbusaucuparia2623
    @sorbusaucuparia2623 4 года назад +1723

    *wheezing* "he's managed to lose one pound in six months.." *more wheezing*

  • @graduator14
    @graduator14 4 месяца назад +51

    "Oh, she rejected my canoodling! I'll pretend it meant chat!"

  • @cloudloco1433
    @cloudloco1433 4 года назад +2259

    *LARGE CAT SPOTTED*
    Small house-cat: "That's right motherf-----"

    • @bbrochesterny7194
      @bbrochesterny7194 4 года назад +47

      He was menacing for being so lil

    • @johnathanfriedrich6141
      @johnathanfriedrich6141 4 года назад +9

      that’s my local news😭

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 4 года назад +33

      Kitty was looking smug too...it was her moment...🐺

    • @dpetty71222
      @dpetty71222 4 года назад +3

      @@miapdx503 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dpetty71222
      @dpetty71222 4 года назад +11

      This is so funny to me for some reason 🤣🤣🤣 the cat!!

  • @Mr.2Slippery86
    @Mr.2Slippery86 4 года назад +1573

    "is an Elephant heavy? I'm coming back baby" 🤣🤣

  • @masonpatrickwidner8348
    @masonpatrickwidner8348 4 года назад +873

    The lady losing it at the cat swimming made me lose it

    • @SmilinSinner
      @SmilinSinner 4 года назад +55

      her voice just went higher and higher, it was great

    • @tobitaktlos3241
      @tobitaktlos3241 4 года назад +34

      the expression in the eyes of that cat is hilarious, i can't blame the lady haha.

    • @boardaspen
      @boardaspen 4 года назад +18

      I missed the next like, 5 segments because this one had me rolling!

    • @arin2250
      @arin2250 4 года назад +9

      and the fact that she ACTUALLY kept going with the report despite the laughing set me off LOLOLOLOL

    • @cupcakemcsparklebutt9051
      @cupcakemcsparklebutt9051 4 года назад +1

      I didn't understand why she was laughing

  • @VeritatisQ
    @VeritatisQ 2 месяца назад +23

    2:46 guy had to rethink his whole life up to that point 😂

    • @FkDJT-ut1hm
      @FkDJT-ut1hm Месяц назад

      You can't blame Republicans for not knowing math. They already banned history books. Might as well assume math is next.

  • @meme017
    @meme017 4 года назад +2557

    Guy: “A quarter is 15 minutes. If my math is correct 4 quarters it’s not an hour. “
    Reporter: “It is an hour”
    🤣

  • @Vddrice
    @Vddrice 4 года назад +1667

    Is an elephant heavy?
    ..... I'm coming back, baby.

  • @1rage17
    @1rage17 3 года назад +5973

    “You give a poor man a fish and you feed him for a day, you teach him to a fish you give him you give him..no no no no”
    Said a wise man.

    • @Momofukudoodoowindu
      @Momofukudoodoowindu 3 года назад +197

      It's funnier now that you've typed it out🤣🤣

    • @jnpilot
      @jnpilot 3 года назад +50

      This comment sent me over the edge😂

    • @freezalini
      @freezalini 3 года назад +43

      "You've got QUITE the uterus! I'm just saying!" I was DONE after she said that 😂

    • @daphney119
      @daphney119 3 года назад +8

      Hahahaha cried laughing at this

    • @neneroars5891
      @neneroars5891 3 года назад +4

      Cut"

  • @yvettedouglass4642
    @yvettedouglass4642 4 месяца назад +36

    I love how laughter is so catching…love it!

  • @IXthCircle
    @IXthCircle 3 года назад +2215

    "But that's not an hour"
    "But it is"
    *Soul evacuates*

  • @geneg3
    @geneg3 4 года назад +836

    “My brother used to break into our house and steal the TV” “But now he’s dead”

    • @bbqheadphone2011
      @bbqheadphone2011 4 года назад +13

      That was the funniest thing on this video

    • @zachsstms9541
      @zachsstms9541 4 года назад +1

      @@bbqheadphone2011 I think that the bomb threat is a contender.

    • @daraclancy2875
      @daraclancy2875 4 года назад +1

      I pissed myself laughing at that

    • @SamuelEspera
      @SamuelEspera 4 года назад +1

      The bus one though. 😂👏

    • @tynan419
      @tynan419 4 года назад

      To funny

  • @iamron993
    @iamron993 3 года назад +1796

    Reporter: "...a cougar...and that's not it, that looks like a house cat"
    Cat: Ha GOTEEEEEM

    • @cassandragoldsmith9670
      @cassandragoldsmith9670 3 года назад +11

      😂🤣

    • @lizgroff980
      @lizgroff980 3 года назад +19

      That cat was mean mugging too, that cat probably scared the cougar off.

    • @Earthling..
      @Earthling.. 3 года назад +4

      That's my favourite part.
      The cat just sitting there like... 'Say something.. I dare you.'

    • @bdellium1650
      @bdellium1650 3 года назад +2

      Still the cutest blooper

    • @victorespino5650
      @victorespino5650 4 месяца назад +2

      Lol.. zoomed in on the cat just chillin there

  • @TigerCraneLove
    @TigerCraneLove 4 месяца назад +19

    “Corn, how’d that get on my bag” 🤣🤣🤣🌽🌽🌽😂

  • @7aristos7
    @7aristos7 3 года назад +3238

    “but now.. he’s dead” kills me everytime

  • @luckydr2623
    @luckydr2623 4 года назад +1853

    The girl who spelled first and last, she wasn't wrong though. The reporter didn't specify lol.

    • @equilibrium8144
      @equilibrium8144 4 года назад +45

      If she would've spelt her actual first and last names he would've said : "haha I meant the words *first* and *last* silly"

    • @Nob911
      @Nob911 4 года назад +6

      Lol true

    • @serenity-cn2bh
      @serenity-cn2bh 4 года назад +7

      I wouldve done the same thing if I was in her position id probably actually spell first and last

  • @m.j.cervanez61700
    @m.j.cervanez61700 4 года назад +776

    "Hold it tight."
    "I am. I. Am. I am. I AM."

  • @SatoshiKong
    @SatoshiKong 3 месяца назад +11

    "I'M Kate Merrill, THAT is Chris McKinnon, and together we are Kate McKinnon."

  • @noarsopi5104
    @noarsopi5104 4 года назад +1877

    "Oh you've been joined by a beautiful lady."



    "It's a man actually, Dereck."

    • @instak9011
      @instak9011 4 года назад +22

      Creasing 😭😂

    • @Posts_Comments
      @Posts_Comments 4 года назад +50

      In today's society you never know!

    • @Humgin1234
      @Humgin1234 4 года назад +3

      Noar Sopi I died

    • @thousandnightz
      @thousandnightz 4 года назад +14

      That guy's reaction was priceless

    • @autokrator_
      @autokrator_ 4 года назад +6

      It sounded like something out of the Simpsons

  • @RESULTSofMERCY
    @RESULTSofMERCY 8 месяцев назад +391

    The freestyle one got me dead😂😂😂 the dude even ask "is it live?"

    • @TheOrlandoLassus
      @TheOrlandoLassus 2 месяца назад +5

      I can't tell if he has stage fright or wanted to go GTA V with his rhymes.

    • @bigseanprice
      @bigseanprice 2 месяца назад

      the barber on the chapelle roan show??