Best TV News Bloopers Of The Decade

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  • Опубликовано: 28 янв 2025

Комментарии • 31 тыс.

  • @louisbrowne9095
    @louisbrowne9095 4 года назад +11967

    The newsreaders voice when he says, "BUT NOW HE'S DEAD" is the funniest thing

    • @global216
      @global216 4 года назад +300

      That took me out, I've been laughing for 3 days now😂😂

    • @miffyluvbug
      @miffyluvbug 4 года назад +71

      Louis Browne I started screaming and it’s almost midnight and I have school tomorrow 💀

    • @finnikin69
      @finnikin69 4 года назад +86

      1:14

    • @carolethorn3211
      @carolethorn3211 4 года назад +32

      "Can you reach it? CAN YOU REACH IT?"

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 4 года назад +9

      @@bridgeidiot262 Hell nah, online classes are 10x better than going back to school

  • @chiquitin_o
    @chiquitin_o 4 года назад +17356

    "I so pale,,,"
    [Stifling laughter] _"Y o u ' r e o n a i r e"_
    ",,,,,TODAY'S SNOW IS CRIPPLING MUCH-"

    • @kaifan4007
      @kaifan4007 4 года назад +908

      “ I S O P A Y L E” “

    • @hard_candy
      @hard_candy 4 года назад +444

      She took it on the chin and came back like a trooper though. Good on her.

    • @TheHumbleHumanBeing
      @TheHumbleHumanBeing 4 года назад +126

      *mAam!* You’re on *AIR* (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

    • @shanekw93
      @shanekw93 4 года назад +60

      I died😂💀

    • @hem495
      @hem495 4 года назад +116

      First time I watched this, I was watching her and thinking “what’s she going to say, she’s so oblivious”. 😂

  • @StarfulSky_
    @StarfulSky_ 4 года назад +4108

    I just want to appreciate how they zoom in on the cat with “LARGE CAT SPOTTED” actually written out

    • @ameliasandoval8663
      @ameliasandoval8663 4 года назад +142

      I was dying 😂 the cat just sat and posed

    • @donaldlee1658
      @donaldlee1658 4 года назад +28

      Only in Memphis TN will that ever happen. I saw that live

    • @jameslee6953
      @jameslee6953 4 года назад +2

      @@ameliasandoval8663 AWESOME LIKE YOU :)

    • @showusjustice523
      @showusjustice523 4 года назад +5

      My favorite

    • @sweetblack1216
      @sweetblack1216 4 года назад +11

      I literally screamed laughing

  • @TheRealestBubby
    @TheRealestBubby 2 месяца назад +450

    I am GEEKING on the "Large Cat Spotted" one, lil bro was giving the "it was me" stare and everything

  • @manofmystery5191
    @manofmystery5191 4 года назад +12593

    I love how the vet doesn’t miss a beat and goes goes “certainly” after she says “brush our teeth’s pet”

    • @YedLee
      @YedLee 4 года назад +561

      Oh my I didn't even notice teeths pet, omg😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @laughslapproductions4690
      @laughslapproductions4690 4 года назад +266

      He was very nice about it lol

    • @peacefulpanda5990
      @peacefulpanda5990 4 года назад +208

      He did miss about half a beat but kept going.

    • @cassgray9340
      @cassgray9340 4 года назад +194

      He’s like, ‘what?’ but just rolled with it lol 😂 props to him, very profesh.

    • @vladtoper8020
      @vladtoper8020 4 года назад +24

      its currently 1:17 26.08.2020 and the number of likes on this coment is 666. I've never seen anything like it houston we have a problem the like button is broken it just stopped at 666

  • @Tony_Hardy
    @Tony_Hardy 5 лет назад +31187

    The guy discovering that an hour is 60 minutes brings me unbridled joy.

    • @TheRealEclipse1
      @TheRealEclipse1 5 лет назад +1028

      Tony Hardy his face was perfect

    • @daniloking223
      @daniloking223 5 лет назад +528

      4/4 of anything is all of it

    • @hibiscusangel7376
      @hibiscusangel7376 5 лет назад +52

      Lol

    • @raviolarts
      @raviolarts 5 лет назад +286

      Tony Hardy i can’t tell if he’s being ironic cuz the dude seems hella smart

    • @151yaron
      @151yaron 4 года назад +131

      @@raviolarts He was definitely ironic

  • @baxterwilhelm8114
    @baxterwilhelm8114 4 года назад +5592

    "...and if my math's correct, that's not a quarter of an hour."
    "It's not. Except it is."
    *Looks at camera and gasps*

    • @bboo8436
      @bboo8436 4 года назад +123

      I woke up my baby I laughed so hard at this part.

    • @JarJarsFeetPics
      @JarJarsFeetPics 4 года назад +114

      *surprised pikachu face*

    • @Lollita23
      @Lollita23 4 года назад +43

      Had me crying

    • @ionarevamp
      @ionarevamp 4 года назад +45

      Easily one of the best ones on here

    • @abeman02
      @abeman02 4 года назад +11

      NANI!!!!

  • @aqualifeculture
    @aqualifeculture 3 месяца назад +667

    “It’s not a weave!” The WAY my SOUL left my body 😂😂😂

    • @sari5045
      @sari5045 3 месяца назад

      😂🤣😂 poor white guy 🤣😂. He’s like you said it was a weave while trying to leave his body 😂🤣

    • @sanguine2552
      @sanguine2552 2 месяца назад +30

      That was so awkward 😂

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue 2 месяца назад +40

      @@sanguine2552 THEY BOTH RAN 💀

    • @sayhello5377
      @sayhello5377 Месяц назад +32

      He was so innocent about it, too. Totally didn’t understand. “You’re beautiful!” 🤣

    • @martinhumble
      @martinhumble 19 дней назад +3

      Can you explain this to me. I really didn't get it.

  • @manifestdestiny1191
    @manifestdestiny1191 3 года назад +21237

    Imagine thinking you're going to be recognized for heroism on TV only to be called "Deedee Megadoodoo" hahahahaha

  • @counthobbula8377
    @counthobbula8377 4 года назад +6278

    He was holding that Alligator pretty tight to be fair. Impressed he didn’t let go.

    • @brookenelson8203
      @brookenelson8203 4 года назад +370

      CountHobbula he was like I AM I AM

    • @yuhhhitsbraydenyuhhh6429
      @yuhhhitsbraydenyuhhh6429 4 года назад +218

      I AM I AM

    • @quatroquatroSJSU
      @quatroquatroSJSU 4 года назад +257

      dude that guy was a beast, I would toss that gator far far away

    • @bertjesklotepino
      @bertjesklotepino 4 года назад +15

      PS: and if you dont understand the humor, then LET IT BE!!!!!
      There is no need to get angry or get upset about anything here.
      Only those with a bit of knowledge about history, and about animals (which includes humanbeings.....) might be able to understand the joke.
      But, i really wonder howmany actually will be able to understand the joke in today's society.

    • @INAM1NUTE
      @INAM1NUTE 4 года назад +9

      I would like this but it’s at 666 I don’t wanna ruin it
      Edit: 150 ppl have liked it since then

  • @davidmock7592
    @davidmock7592 4 года назад +6630

    I refuse to believe, "My brother used to break in our house and steal the TV" deep, serious voice "But now he's dead." is anything other than a perfect comedy sketch.

    • @aytothakay
      @aytothakay 4 года назад +220

      Seems straight out of Chappelle's Show 🤣

    • @peyteneq5301
      @peyteneq5301 4 года назад +59

      No it did happen I remember the news story it was about a mass spree I don't remember if it was a murder or not it was in 2015

    • @aytothakay
      @aytothakay 4 года назад +95

      @@peyteneq5301 A mass spree that might not have been a murder? Was it a shopping spree 🤔

    • @tmaxgo6696
      @tmaxgo6696 3 года назад +25

      @@aytothakay the story seems to be saying heroin overdose

    • @NotoriousSSV
      @NotoriousSSV 3 года назад +48

      I'm over here crying at that that editing was masterful

  • @Lighttanguitar
    @Lighttanguitar 3 месяца назад +253

    6:14 That man had deep philosophical objections to the fishing analogy.

  • @TwiSt3DxShaDoW122
    @TwiSt3DxShaDoW122 4 года назад +7950

    "...I just can't understand here how something so small can be so impressive."
    "Well, Mark, you would know about that."
    RIP Mark

    • @Crymeareva
      @Crymeareva 4 года назад +61

      😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

    • @pilosopino23
      @pilosopino23 4 года назад +319

      Legend has it.. Mark is still dead..

    • @adamczubaszek9379
      @adamczubaszek9379 4 года назад +428

      but...its a burn and a compliment at the same time. I'd even lean towards more of a compliment

    • @geewest7184
      @geewest7184 4 года назад +123

      She basically said he had a chicken nugget 😭😭😭

    • @TTownIBC
      @TTownIBC 4 года назад +101

      Legend says he’s still looking at her

  • @linofaiiry4980
    @linofaiiry4980 4 года назад +13081

    I love how anytime it got awkward, they would just switch to the weather 😂

    • @AntonXul
      @AntonXul 4 года назад +613

      Yeah, then sabotage the weather person giving them the giggles! Poor scapegoats.

    • @Raebrained
      @Raebrained 4 года назад +461

      It's the equivalent of '...Nice weather we're having..' 😂

    • @linofaiiry4980
      @linofaiiry4980 4 года назад +1

      Aqza ak Hello ^^

    • @justinthomas4724
      @justinthomas4724 4 года назад +2

      Xx_KpopWeebs _xX !

    • @dougdiener8775
      @dougdiener8775 4 года назад +10

      Unless it was the weather that had the infraction!!! Ha ha

  • @JenniferC26
    @JenniferC26 4 года назад +3891

    “Hold him tight, Hold him tight, Hold him tight!”
    “I AM I AM I AM I AM”

    • @envy1xc
      @envy1xc 4 года назад +33

      Jennifer C I WAS DEADDD

    • @TheRibbonRed
      @TheRibbonRed 4 года назад +50

      Guess they didn't know each other, huh?

    • @LaNonita00
      @LaNonita00 4 года назад +31

      That one killed me

    • @smallblackcat8645
      @smallblackcat8645 4 года назад +24

      I mean he was holding his stomach he’s an alligator he’s not gonna be like oh I better keep my head still and be nice!

    • @goldenpony3460
      @goldenpony3460 4 года назад +30

      Why the heck was he raising him up to the skies!!

  • @lukeemberson5309
    @lukeemberson5309 5 месяцев назад +208

    The pig report had me dying with laughter. I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard at something so simple.

    • @IraCollier-v5d
      @IraCollier-v5d Месяц назад +2

      Same

    • @MIRobin22
      @MIRobin22 Месяц назад +17

      How could any presenter be expected to read "Chris P. Bacon" out loud without breaking 😂

    • @DiMakingiteveryday
      @DiMakingiteveryday 4 дня назад

      Laughing out loud! 🙋🏻‍♀️😂😂😂

  • @Duval-Unc
    @Duval-Unc 4 года назад +7398

    "Is an elephant heavy? Im coming back baby."

    • @Lollita23
      @Lollita23 4 года назад +422

      She's my favorite

    • @biggbeanz6900
      @biggbeanz6900 4 года назад +87

      what does that even mean tho

    • @BigMastah79
      @BigMastah79 4 года назад +497

      biggbeanz It’s like, an elephant is obviously heavy, so she’s obviously coming back

    • @BigMastah79
      @BigMastah79 4 года назад +31

      Thanks I didn’t know what she said

    • @biggbeanz6900
      @biggbeanz6900 4 года назад +45

      @@BigMastah79 ahh I get it now thx lol

  • @aoifex4748
    @aoifex4748 3 года назад +4301

    My man shouting out with so much enthusiasm “CHECK YOUR PANTIES!” Then seeing the realisation in his eyes was pure gold lmao

    • @hankhill9780
      @hankhill9780 2 года назад +26

      He's your man huh was that message for you 😂 h@m@

    • @00tonytone
      @00tonytone 2 года назад +24

      Hold on can you reach it., And the home Depot guy about to blow it up had me in tears

    • @darth_vyper
      @darth_vyper 2 года назад +9

      Someone lost their job

    • @nazaninmaily2030
      @nazaninmaily2030 2 года назад +5

      😂 😂😂

    • @mia9226
      @mia9226 2 года назад +51

      5:25 for anyone looking :)

  • @sethmatteson8326
    @sethmatteson8326 4 года назад +1148

    "So if my math is correct, that's not an hour."
    "That's not an hour. But... it is!"
    *STARES IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK AT THE CAMERA*

  • @kaptep01
    @kaptep01 3 месяца назад +132

    13:52 the lady closing the door while crawling is hilarious to me

    • @Activated_Complex
      @Activated_Complex 22 дня назад +9

      That was unintentionally perfect physical comedy.

  • @0rchid71
    @0rchid71 4 года назад +3858

    “I so pale”
    “You’re on”
    *suprised pikachu face*

    • @Big_Ben1987
      @Big_Ben1987 4 года назад +49

      I sO pAlE

    • @hafizhsidqi
      @hafizhsidqi 4 года назад +17

      On air

    • @0rchid71
      @0rchid71 3 года назад +16

      @kasDD Gn she literally said she was pale, i’m just quoting her 🤠

    • @angelicaangels6835
      @angelicaangels6835 3 года назад

      Hah!

    • @oksyar
      @oksyar 3 года назад +11

      Why did she say "I so pale" instead of "I'm so pale", I thought she's speaking Latin or something

  • @alicerabantheng1727
    @alicerabantheng1727 4 года назад +3250

    “Hold him tightly”
    “I-I-I AM, I AM!!” 😂😂

    • @shithead1092
      @shithead1092 4 года назад +33

      Heard this comment 😂

    • @derekboyt3383
      @derekboyt3383 4 года назад +85

      That poor man. I’m not sure which was in more distress...

    • @drbrandy1376
      @drbrandy1376 4 года назад +2

      Alice Rabantheng 😭😭

    • @thenorminator3894
      @thenorminator3894 4 года назад +31

      lol 🤣😅 and than he had the nerve to look into the camera than fixed his suit with pride like he found the cure for COVID-19 😅😅

    • @plasxodollbaex917
      @plasxodollbaex917 4 года назад +1

      Alice Rabantheng 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nicholasstocker6866
    @nicholasstocker6866 2 года назад +7267

    “But now, he’s dead.”
    Had me rolling on the floor! 🤣

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 2 года назад +25

      🙂

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 2 года назад +273

      That's the funniest one. Like how could the news have possible done that by accident? The comedic timing was PERFECT

    • @duingun
      @duingun Год назад +15

      @@HugoStiglitz88 may i know the timeline?

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 Год назад +44

      ​@@duingun 1:07

    • @leacebee5892
      @leacebee5892 Год назад +20

      What was the back story does anyone know?

  • @jimmykray9583
    @jimmykray9583 2 месяца назад +80

    11:01 that bus driver knew EXACTLY what he was doing 😂

  • @KatienMac
    @KatienMac 4 года назад +39311

    I’d actually watch the news if it was like this every day

    • @alicengrey
      @alicengrey 4 года назад +350

      same!

    • @SURFERGRL72RAKM
      @SURFERGRL72RAKM 4 года назад +522

      Same here, I would pay to watch funny news like this. 😅 I laughed so hard, especially at I dropped my hot pocket. Then the woman spelling First and last 😅😅 News like this would be the bomb 💣🤣

    • @kalax0094
      @kalax0094 4 года назад +31

      katie Cook I agree

    • @NextGenAcademyEducation
      @NextGenAcademyEducation 4 года назад +32

      Same..seems interesting

    • @Gp39454
      @Gp39454 4 года назад +18

      Right

  • @Schlotskers
    @Schlotskers 2 месяца назад +213

    10:32 The way she said "pHySiCaL aCtiViTiEs" has ended my night 🤣

    • @katg5369
      @katg5369 Месяц назад +12

      Oh my gosh yes...and the poor cat looking at the camera like....”save me😿😿😿”

    • @MakeAsylumsGre4tAgain
      @MakeAsylumsGre4tAgain 9 дней назад

      💀

  • @kasidy-q3o
    @kasidy-q3o 3 года назад +3314

    “Spottings of a COUGAR. And that’s not it. That looks like a house cat” 😭😭😭😂😂

    • @love_stephyyc7388
      @love_stephyyc7388 3 года назад +48

      Hahahahaha I couldn’t breathe

    • @brandonrice1124
      @brandonrice1124 3 года назад +101

      The cat was saying you been looking for me lol.

    • @aharris87
      @aharris87 3 года назад +91

      That cat was determined to be the cougar... "Yes human... I am to he feared"

    • @cynthiagonzalez658
      @cynthiagonzalez658 3 года назад +20

      Cat sitting. Trying to look fearful.

    • @rolandeak
      @rolandeak 3 года назад +27

      How it was just chilling looking at them like "Wut?"

  • @akshayarya992
    @akshayarya992 4 года назад +8453

    "oh you've been joined by a beautiful lady"
    "That's a man actually derek!"

    • @AndrewGKMusic
      @AndrewGKMusic 4 года назад +58

      He's 37.

    • @jinjer5042
      @jinjer5042 4 года назад +62

      That killed me

    • @dperin00011
      @dperin00011 4 года назад +204

      Poor dude looks at camera like "yeah he's right I'm a man."

    • @Ugh718
      @Ugh718 4 года назад +9

      @@akshayarya992 More like: *YEETUS FEATUS*

    • @boozness1497
      @boozness1497 4 года назад +1

      Classic

  • @Otto505
    @Otto505 4 года назад +5792

    “I grabbed two Totino’s pizzas and my dog and left. Nothing else was worth it”

    • @BrockRocket
      @BrockRocket 4 года назад +327

      "Yeah my children were in there...but totinos..."

    • @itsnika3309
      @itsnika3309 4 года назад +137

      How she gon bake the totinos pizza lol

    • @SerbwithGod
      @SerbwithGod 4 года назад +115

      @@itsnika3309 she doesn't need to bake them, she eats them raw...

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 3 года назад +43

      One for her, one for doggo. Smart thinking tbh

    • @tyronegooch5251
      @tyronegooch5251 3 года назад +8

      They are delicious.

  • @rickyt5179
    @rickyt5179 4 месяца назад +174

    The weave one had them both leaving the scene 😅😂

  • @ControlAllDa1337
    @ControlAllDa1337 4 года назад +2692

    "it's the perfect texture for running"
    Shatters spine.

    • @123operasinger
      @123operasinger 4 года назад +15

      HAHAHAHHAA

    • @MiszzMiszz
      @MiszzMiszz 4 года назад +168

      that was an instant karma for being extra pretentious

    • @JH-fe2ho
      @JH-fe2ho 4 года назад +38

      Thats Portland for you hahahahahahaha

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 4 года назад +7

      @@MiszzMiszz exactly

    • @joelorosario2300
      @joelorosario2300 4 года назад +62

      Her boyfriend too was like: Idk how they can do it with the bikes, I mean we have more stability and in the worse scenario we can just slide off.
      She slid alright

  • @gloomsouls
    @gloomsouls 5 лет назад +4574

    I love how he doesn't bother to just end the call,he just throws the phone.

    • @stephenashburn4496
      @stephenashburn4496 5 лет назад +63

      joelsolomon42 hahahaha that Mozart doe

    • @mdlm2011
      @mdlm2011 5 лет назад +76

      Had me dying laughing

    • @aestheticvirgocoochie20yea45
      @aestheticvirgocoochie20yea45 5 лет назад +72

      he also could’ve pressed the volume button, then the call would be silent for a bit

    • @itzkatie933
      @itzkatie933 4 года назад +75

      But it's the way the lady just sat there while he did it like nothing was happening

    • @morse4989
      @morse4989 2 года назад +6

      Which part?

  • @yybren
    @yybren 5 лет назад +40757

    “My brother used to break into our house and steal our tv”
    But now, he’s *Dead*

  • @naborlopez3577
    @naborlopez3577 5 месяцев назад +73

    That "Hugh Janus " lol I cracked up with them

  • @justinsayswtf
    @justinsayswtf 5 лет назад +2154

    "Check your panties!" His cheerful tone makes that so much more hilarious!

    • @Rudra-fu1kr
      @Rudra-fu1kr 5 лет назад +45

      5:36 for anyone wondering

    • @shonhubble5130
      @shonhubble5130 5 лет назад +35

      That guy has teeth brighter than my future.

    • @Em-kc1mg
      @Em-kc1mg 5 лет назад +6

      Bruh I cried in laughter

    • @TelikiMouse
      @TelikiMouse 5 лет назад +6

      One of the best bits.

    • @MsZaz27
      @MsZaz27 5 лет назад +3

      This one literally took me out

  • @thewiebler3529
    @thewiebler3529 5 лет назад +2178

    "It is an hour, actually."
    "*GAAAASSSP*"

    • @jenniferparker3831
      @jenniferparker3831 5 лет назад +30

      hahaha she's like, "It isn't an hour, but it is an hour, actually"

    • @musicsaves71590
      @musicsaves71590 4 года назад +21

      He thought he had something on them. He was SO confident

    • @bvxs9938
      @bvxs9938 4 года назад +3

      GrimdarTheGreat it’s me in math class and get something wrong in front of everyone

    • @ripp3rjak934
      @ripp3rjak934 4 года назад

      When he went silent and looked at the camera. That was when her realized that 4 quarters is a dollar which is an hour...
      DUNNN DUNN DUNNNNNNN

  • @schkoopdawhoop7885
    @schkoopdawhoop7885 4 года назад +4708

    For as long as I live, I will never not laugh at “Dede Megadoodoo.”

    • @SuomenPaska
      @SuomenPaska 4 года назад +103

      I love dede megadoodoo she's my favourite doodoo ;_;

    • @simontafadzwa7006
      @simontafadzwa7006 4 года назад +15

      I cant even pass this!!!!

    • @simontafadzwa7006
      @simontafadzwa7006 4 года назад +16

      Kkkkk im still laughing, so are they like Blooper-Collectors, kwwaaaaa!!!!

    • @felixanima6931
      @felixanima6931 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tabitharosefreeman1793
      @tabitharosefreeman1793 4 года назад +32

      The way she says it is hilarious 😂😂

  • @BananaBreadey
    @BananaBreadey 22 дня назад +16

    The Chris P. Bacon story has got me dying. Naming a pig bacon is so ironic and the reporter makes it so much better.

    • @DiMakingiteveryday
      @DiMakingiteveryday 4 дня назад +3

      His laugh brought tears to my eyes 😂😂😂

    • @Paige0_0
      @Paige0_0 4 дня назад +4

      Him laughing made it so much funnier 😂

    • @DiMakingiteveryday
      @DiMakingiteveryday 3 дня назад

      @@Paige0_0 I love the uncomfortable laughter. 😂😂

  • @FullPowerEDM
    @FullPowerEDM 4 года назад +4453

    "Drist and Mizzle" literally sounds like it could be a 90's rap duo

    • @FullPowerEDM
      @FullPowerEDM 4 года назад +20

      Jrod Jrod it reminded me of Ozzy and Drix

    • @ishzarkklyon9590
      @ishzarkklyon9590 4 года назад +12

      Drist and missile

    • @pekenpug9466
      @pekenpug9466 4 года назад +24

      “Mizzle” is going on my animal names list

    • @zaid_khan12345
      @zaid_khan12345 4 года назад +10

      Snoop Dogg song lyrics

    • @Lynn-zx3th
      @Lynn-zx3th 4 года назад +2

      Peke ‘n Pug I think they sound like cute cat names.

  • @johnmessay7616
    @johnmessay7616 4 года назад +3506

    "....the beautiful lady"
    "Its a man actually"
    me: out of this world

  • @EmmaBobFufu
    @EmmaBobFufu 4 года назад +9738

    "my brother used to come into our house and steal our tv!"
    *BUT NOW HES DEAD*

  • @LotCoolerIfYaDid
    @LotCoolerIfYaDid 4 месяца назад +31

    That precious man in Austin that tried to save Clark Griswald…❤heart of gold!❤

  • @myveryhipusername
    @myveryhipusername 5 лет назад +16076

    “It’s a man actually, Derek.”

  • @tiddies6619
    @tiddies6619 4 года назад +9831

    “My brother used to break in our house and steal the tv”
    *but now he’s dead*

  • @mrsmacca126
    @mrsmacca126 Год назад +1114

    The alligator one, though….. “ hold him tight”
    “ I AMMMM I AAAMMMMMM”

    • @clinically_inane
      @clinically_inane 10 месяцев назад +37

      Man speedran every possible way of saying ‘I am’ in four seconds.

    • @Sarinalee5109
      @Sarinalee5109 10 месяцев назад +6

      LMAOOO

    • @Dutch_Rudder
      @Dutch_Rudder 9 месяцев назад +12

      “CHECK YOUR PANTIES!” 😳

    • @ahhwe-any7434
      @ahhwe-any7434 Месяц назад

      I like the guy butchering classic sayings. He's like idk so much about this humaning stuffs...

  • @WraithGG
    @WraithGG Месяц назад +40

    18:10 meanwhile Hugh Jannis just trying to enjoy his tenth birthday

  • @mrreymundo5383
    @mrreymundo5383 4 года назад +1433

    I love that guy trying to help out with the ladder. As they say, his heart was in the right place.

    • @NPCSN
      @NPCSN 4 года назад +84

      Mr Reymundo
      Not gonna lie, I felt bad for that guy. He was just being awesome. I feel like most people these days would just grab their phone and record.

    • @camilerahal957
      @camilerahal957 4 года назад +32

      He’s just so wholesome

    • @ChazMcGutter
      @ChazMcGutter 4 года назад +41

      He sounded so genuinely concerned, he's pretty cool

    • @resaridge7319
      @resaridge7319 2 года назад +19

      He sounded so worried. "Please hold on!"

    • @Longeezy
      @Longeezy Год назад +13

      CAN YOU REACH IT?!?!

  • @iamron993
    @iamron993 4 года назад +1839

    Reporter: "...a cougar...and that's not it, that looks like a house cat"
    Cat: Ha GOTEEEEEM

    • @cassandragoldsmith9670
      @cassandragoldsmith9670 4 года назад +10

      😂🤣

    • @lizgroff980
      @lizgroff980 4 года назад +19

      That cat was mean mugging too, that cat probably scared the cougar off.

    • @Earthling..
      @Earthling.. 4 года назад +4

      That's my favourite part.
      The cat just sitting there like... 'Say something.. I dare you.'

    • @bdellium1650
      @bdellium1650 3 года назад +2

      Still the cutest blooper

    • @victorespino5650
      @victorespino5650 5 месяцев назад +2

      Lol.. zoomed in on the cat just chillin there

  • @thebreacher3219
    @thebreacher3219 2 года назад +10557

    The cameraman who zoomed in on the cat better have gotten a raise

  • @channelgone3568
    @channelgone3568 3 месяца назад +67

    7:25 "Get me off- ... -camera" RIP 💀💀💀

  • @dross6206
    @dross6206 4 года назад +4317

    Sitting here in quarantine missing the days of light hearted news stories.

  • @zoeantczak8062
    @zoeantczak8062 4 года назад +6645

    NO ONE IS SPEAKING A WORD ABOUT “Check your panties” BRO I CACKLED THE LADY KEPT LAUGHING 🤣

    • @jamesvoris6241
      @jamesvoris6241 4 года назад +225

      Them laughin in background was best part lol

    • @jmsbyt
      @jmsbyt 4 года назад +60

      I WHEEZED

    • @josgn
      @josgn 4 года назад +17

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ab-jf2re
      @ab-jf2re 4 года назад +180

      The way he said it in such earnest. I can’t stop watching 😂😂😂😂

    • @bondfool
      @bondfool 4 года назад +242

      So confident and professional! “Check your panties!”

  • @chiseisinclair4843
    @chiseisinclair4843 4 года назад +3692

    *you give a poor man a fish and you feed him for a day, you teach him to a fish, you give him, you give him a no no no no no no*

    • @Cxndyfit
      @Cxndyfit 4 года назад +104

      I hollered at that 😂

    • @jakeanderson7334
      @jakeanderson7334 4 года назад +11

      @@Cxndyfit Me too

    • @RandyKing314
      @RandyKing314 4 года назад +58

      Whispers no no no no no 😆😆😆😆😆

    • @kiraalouis7249
      @kiraalouis7249 4 года назад +19

      Reminds me of Kevin from the office😹

    • @cellb2619
      @cellb2619 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

  • @briattnybrittany6843
    @briattnybrittany6843 2 месяца назад +47

    0:20 "what's it's like to brush our teeth's pet" 😭 if i didn't know any better, i'd think that was a sitcom 🤣 i was waiting for the laugh track after he said 🗣🔈CERTAINLY 😂

  • @victoriasavaglio
    @victoriasavaglio 4 года назад +2098

    “Chris P. Bacon” 😂 my sense of humour is broken

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 4 года назад +31

      That was so good!

    • @habilzas3008
      @habilzas3008 4 года назад +106

      The wheezing reporter makes it even funny

    • @ozgekonkol8819
      @ozgekonkol8819 4 года назад +73

      I actually cried laughing at that, and the reporter's laugh didn't help. Haven't laughed like this in a long time. had tearss

    • @varun_4125
      @varun_4125 4 года назад +11

      I almost died laughing

    • @jimitSoni
      @jimitSoni 4 года назад +3

      Where's that

  • @spacecadet2663
    @spacecadet2663 4 года назад +1448

    The way that dude just throws his phone on the ground as it rings. That sounded like concrete!

    • @michaelsantiago8161
      @michaelsantiago8161 4 года назад +41

      It was an old nokia

    • @maha3684
      @maha3684 4 года назад +36

      @@michaelsantiago8161 he broke the concrete!

    • @kaeyynn
      @kaeyynn 4 года назад +3

      Probably a Nokia 3310

    • @julianax4
      @julianax4 4 года назад +9

      I lowkey felt bad for him

  • @bluewaffle7139
    @bluewaffle7139 4 года назад +2574

    "I grabbed two pizzas"
    "The other things weren't even worth it"😂😂

    • @ChrisJones-pi5mh
      @ChrisJones-pi5mh 4 года назад +66

      Truer words have never been spoken 🍕

    • @It_Is_Oylenox
      @It_Is_Oylenox 4 года назад +92

      And the dog

    • @DJaySplitSecond
      @DJaySplitSecond 4 года назад +16

      Pizza is the most valuable asset these days 😂😂

    • @bluewaffle7139
      @bluewaffle7139 4 года назад +10

      DJaySplitSecond Along with hand sanitizer 😂😂

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 4 года назад +9

      I love that lady. 🤣

  • @naturalroyalflush
    @naturalroyalflush 18 дней назад +9

    The man trying to rescue the dummy had a heart of gold.

  • @LauraRN713
    @LauraRN713 4 года назад +3031

    He really, really looked disturbed about dropping his hot pocket.

  • @sicidamara7061
    @sicidamara7061 4 года назад +632

    7:21 "Maybe we can canoodle!" "Oh I thought canoodle meant chat" "Take it away, get me off" LOL

    • @JaysonT1
      @JaysonT1 4 года назад +12

      You can tell she really did want to canoodle.

  • @biz6546
    @biz6546 3 года назад +1980

    “i dropped my hot pocket!”
    a true tragedy 😖

    • @jordanalandry1866
      @jordanalandry1866 3 года назад +15

      Two second rule bruh

    • @mrbig1022
      @mrbig1022 3 года назад +4

      @@jordanalandry1866 doubt he made it

    • @joeladams5200
      @joeladams5200 3 года назад +22

      He looked sincerely sad about it too

    • @LembeckIsStaying
      @LembeckIsStaying 3 года назад +7

      @@joeladams5200
      It was a HOT POCKET!!! Of course he was....

    • @joeladams5200
      @joeladams5200 3 года назад +1

      @@LembeckIsStaying
      100

  • @maximiliandort3489
    @maximiliandort3489 Месяц назад +11

    "Corn?! How'd that get on my bag?" was absolutely devastating 😂 i had to pause it for like two minutes

  • @f-35alightningii79
    @f-35alightningii79 4 года назад +3821

    Watching a professional news segment slowly break down is the most entertaining thing in the world.

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 4 года назад +104

      I swear. And they try and keep their composure only to make things worse.

    • @Classixish
      @Classixish 4 года назад +53

      Chris P. Bacon, combined with the reporter's choked laughter, has me in stitches lol

    • @kahmad9545
      @kahmad9545 4 года назад +9

      I’m in shambles every time 😂😂😂

    • @elithewholeshebang
      @elithewholeshebang 3 года назад +9

      I feel like you would love "No Laugh News" here on RUclips where they have to read a messed up comedy news line without knowing what they're about to say

    • @f-35alightningii79
      @f-35alightningii79 3 года назад +3

      @@elithewholeshebang yeah I’ve seen that. Pretty funny

  • @sorbusaucuparia2623
    @sorbusaucuparia2623 4 года назад +1752

    *wheezing* "he's managed to lose one pound in six months.." *more wheezing*

  • @BigObeseman
    @BigObeseman 4 года назад +1545

    "it's ok I'm gonna put him closer"
    Crocodile: WIGGLE WIGGLE DUN DUN DUN WIGGLE
    "hold him!"
    A am a am

  • @SatoshiKong
    @SatoshiKong 5 месяцев назад +25

    "I'M Kate Merrill, THAT is Chris McKinnon, and together we are Kate McKinnon."

  • @lara_young
    @lara_young 3 года назад +3995

    “You’ve been joined by a beautiful lady.”
    “It’s a man actually, Derek.” 😂

    • @gh6st575
      @gh6st575 3 года назад +47

      I’m week 😂😂

    • @TrevorLahey3
      @TrevorLahey3 3 года назад +57

      @@gh6st575 weak my man

    • @gh6st575
      @gh6st575 3 года назад +7

      @@TrevorLahey3 yes I know, autocorrect

    • @fazem2960
      @fazem2960 3 года назад +18

      That was funny as hell

    • @fazem2960
      @fazem2960 3 года назад

      @RISSA REAC.X 🤣🤣🤣

  • @danielthemaniel7934
    @danielthemaniel7934 Год назад +1357

    "You give a poor man to fish, and you feed him for a day. You teach him to a fish, you give him. you give him, ah... no no no no no."
    The five noes after that anecdote was the funniest possible way to end it.

  • @ckosturik
    @ckosturik 5 лет назад +2519

    The woman absolutely breaking while trying to talk about the overweight cat swimming almost made me pee my pants

    • @MangoMF
      @MangoMF 5 лет назад +37

      This comment almost made me pee my pants

    • @KimEB-m84
      @KimEB-m84 5 лет назад +46

      That's me right there. Could never hold in my laugh

    • @smoothjas8
      @smoothjas8 5 лет назад +140

      The way she says “physical activities”😂😂😂

    • @umapatisingh
      @umapatisingh 5 лет назад +13

      @10:42
      Just hilarious! 😂

    • @jrizzyjae
      @jrizzyjae 5 лет назад +8

      im in tears 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Southernblonde1310
    @Southernblonde1310 5 месяцев назад +39

    I love how they always go, "Let's go to the weather..." and the person doing the weather is on the floor in tears unable to do the weather because they are laughing harder than the anchors. 😂

  • @czer9998
    @czer9998 5 лет назад +411

    "Hold him tight"
    "Hold him tight"
    "I am iam"
    Lmao

    • @shaneaccented567
      @shaneaccented567 5 лет назад +2

      I was waiting for this comment. That was hilarious I watched it a few times

  • @CardMinotaur291
    @CardMinotaur291 4 года назад +583

    "my brother used to break in our house and take the tv"
    "But now he's dead"

  • @fuzzypanda1684
    @fuzzypanda1684 Год назад +1639

    "Where there have been spottings of a cougar" dramatic point and zoom "but that's not it, that's a housecat".
    That bit had me on the floor.

    • @PunkRockNerd10171
      @PunkRockNerd10171 9 месяцев назад +49

      Like the camera man keeps it on the house cat to be funny

    • @wardog5537
      @wardog5537 8 месяцев назад +30

      The house cat staring down the camera was perfect

    • @AMIRMAHDIBENVIDI-r2r
      @AMIRMAHDIBENVIDI-r2r 7 месяцев назад +2

      ThEres CoUgaRs In mIsSionS?

    • @djohnson-gk1kj
      @djohnson-gk1kj 6 месяцев назад +1

      I died on that one too .. omg lmao

    • @jobee525
      @jobee525 6 месяцев назад +6

      3:23

  • @Bman32x
    @Bman32x 3 месяца назад +47

    3:18 💀 she did NOT have to ruin that man’s whole career LOL
    But my guess is he did something to deserve it.

  • @jmoon1145
    @jmoon1145 2 года назад +3429

    The lady talking about the swimming cat. This is the most sincere laughter I've ever heard

    • @kerryobrien6110
      @kerryobrien6110 2 года назад +121

      I was just laughing hysterically with her!

    • @PeterKnagge
      @PeterKnagge 2 года назад

      That fat cat looks so pathetic it had me grinning from ear to ear
      The things we do to live
      The news report literally described my life

    • @harpreetsingh1431
      @harpreetsingh1431 2 года назад +4

      𝙒𝙤𝙬 𝙚𝙝❤

    • @hellothere1216
      @hellothere1216 2 года назад +32

      It is the purest thing

    • @AlmightyEye
      @AlmightyEye 2 года назад +73

      You can tell the whole newsroom was laughing at this ridiculous story, that’s why her laught just intensified as the story went on. 😅😂😂

  • @paisleyprincess7996
    @paisleyprincess7996 4 года назад +2360

    “I jus kept herring it...I was duckin and hidden’...I got SKERRED!”
    “I dropped my Hot pocket.”

  • @cloudloco1433
    @cloudloco1433 4 года назад +2300

    *LARGE CAT SPOTTED*
    Small house-cat: "That's right motherf-----"

    • @bbrochesterny7194
      @bbrochesterny7194 4 года назад +50

      He was menacing for being so lil

    • @johnathanfriedrich6141
      @johnathanfriedrich6141 4 года назад +11

      that’s my local news😭

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 4 года назад +35

      Kitty was looking smug too...it was her moment...🐺

    • @dpetty71222
      @dpetty71222 4 года назад +3

      @@miapdx503 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dpetty71222
      @dpetty71222 4 года назад +12

      This is so funny to me for some reason 🤣🤣🤣 the cat!!

  • @naturalroyalflush
    @naturalroyalflush 18 дней назад +3

    I love these moments. The cat standing in for a large ferocious predator..., So much uncontrollable laughter, you can’t help but smile.

  • @thatidiotoverthere6311
    @thatidiotoverthere6311 Год назад +1968

    The camera man zooming in on the cat was gold 😂

    • @livviemon
      @livviemon 11 месяцев назад +50

      bro's a star and he didn't even know it

    • @LissyVee
      @LissyVee 10 месяцев назад +33

      That’s probably my favorite one, he reveals it so dramatically

    • @BoJangles42
      @BoJangles42 10 месяцев назад +46

      The cat’s like, “Yes, I’m the cougar.”

    • @crypticpainter7643
      @crypticpainter7643 9 месяцев назад +12

      It was a huge cat, it was 😂

    • @chadhOneAtl
      @chadhOneAtl 9 месяцев назад +8

      That cat was like “yesssss I’m the big cat.”

  • @Mr.2Slippery86
    @Mr.2Slippery86 4 года назад +1595

    "is an Elephant heavy? I'm coming back baby" 🤣🤣

  • @E-Dogg02
    @E-Dogg02 9 месяцев назад +1698

    That cat chilling in the woods gets me every time. "That's not the cougar" 😂

    • @Texas240
      @Texas240 7 месяцев назад +50

      Cat was straight up thinking, "little do they know... I. Am. The Cougar!"

    • @SeenGod
      @SeenGod 6 месяцев назад +34

      _LARGE CAT SPOTTED_ 😎

    • @richardwallis9374
      @richardwallis9374 5 месяцев назад +14

      That’s what he WANTS you to think

    • @DesertBirdie
      @DesertBirdie 5 месяцев назад +5

      The Cat took me out 😂😂

    • @joedirt3563
      @joedirt3563 5 месяцев назад +6

      It was a cougar to a very very small person.

  • @Hab.hashish
    @Hab.hashish 4 месяца назад +57

    The bus getting in the way had me 💀💀

  • @zzzs
    @zzzs 4 года назад +3087

    "That's not an hour, but it is." *looks at camera* GASP

    • @lizbetann
      @lizbetann 4 года назад +102

      I honestly can't believe that guy hasn't become a meme like blinking white guy. Then again, I guess we don't need multiple blinking white guys. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @josuto
      @josuto 4 года назад +27

      surprised pikachu face

    • @zzzs
      @zzzs 4 года назад +1

      lol i didnt even think this comment was funny but thanks for 1k likes

    • @teresabenson3385
      @teresabenson3385 4 года назад

      First couple of minutes are really funny, but then it gets lame.

    • @Oxxyjoe
      @Oxxyjoe 4 года назад +1

      I actually paused the video after this exact scene so I could come find the sharp lad who surely had mentioned it so I could write something. Priceless reaction.

  • @skysplash8
    @skysplash8 3 года назад +1564

    "oh, you've been joined by a beautiful lady!"
    "...that's a man actually, Derek"
    oooooof that poor guy--

    • @Lobotamized_Lobster
      @Lobotamized_Lobster 3 года назад +7

      A h y e s , g a y

    • @JuiceMyRandomness
      @JuiceMyRandomness 3 года назад +64

      At least he knows he’d make a beautiful woman lol

    • @us2299
      @us2299 3 года назад +30

      That was like a Office scene

    • @ChineduOpara
      @ChineduOpara 3 года назад +14

      Legend has it, *the very next day* he started taking Testosterone Hormone Injections 😅

    • @startygernebulla2088
      @startygernebulla2088 3 года назад +3

      Oh, Buzz, your girlfriend...WOOF!

  • @meme017
    @meme017 4 года назад +2578

    Guy: “A quarter is 15 minutes. If my math is correct 4 quarters it’s not an hour. “
    Reporter: “It is an hour”
    🤣

  • @JTeam95
    @JTeam95 Месяц назад +8

    I have not had so much joy watching a video in a long time. Thank you for this 😂

  • @selfsessions3515
    @selfsessions3515 5 лет назад +887

    the transition from "drist and mizzle" to "liTITZ" is really sending me 😂😂😂😂

  • @MikeLaRock88
    @MikeLaRock88 2 года назад +4360

    "The Hamburglar" was SAVAGE 😂😂

  • @StealthSwith19136
    @StealthSwith19136 5 лет назад +1652

    Derek: "Now youre joined by a beautiful lady"
    Other reporter: "Its a man actually Derek"

    • @cortex1347
      @cortex1347 5 лет назад +16

      😂😂🙈

    • @vancebocas7626
      @vancebocas7626 5 лет назад +80

      lol. There was no coming back from that. XD

    • @StealthSwith19136
      @StealthSwith19136 5 лет назад +8

      @@vancebocas7626 nope 😂

    • @Mastermindthreethousand
      @Mastermindthreethousand 5 лет назад +6

      B U R N

    • @scotty3034
      @scotty3034 5 лет назад +15

      When me and my wife have to go out to say, WalMart or something,
      We now constantly say, “It’s a man actually, Derek”. I love this video.

  • @VeritatisQ
    @VeritatisQ 3 месяца назад +42

    2:46 guy had to rethink his whole life up to that point 😂

    • @FkDJT-ut1hm
      @FkDJT-ut1hm 3 месяца назад

      You can't blame Republicans for not knowing math. They already banned history books. Might as well assume math is next.

  • @1rage17
    @1rage17 3 года назад +6033

    “You give a poor man a fish and you feed him for a day, you teach him to a fish you give him you give him..no no no no”
    Said a wise man.

    • @Momofukudoodoowindu
      @Momofukudoodoowindu 3 года назад +197

      It's funnier now that you've typed it out🤣🤣

    • @jnpilot
      @jnpilot 3 года назад +50

      This comment sent me over the edge😂

    • @freezalini
      @freezalini 3 года назад +43

      "You've got QUITE the uterus! I'm just saying!" I was DONE after she said that 😂

    • @daphney119
      @daphney119 3 года назад +8

      Hahahaha cried laughing at this

    • @neneroars5891
      @neneroars5891 3 года назад +4

      Cut"

  • @zeia5472
    @zeia5472 5 лет назад +932

    " My brother used to break in our house and steal the TV"
    *" B U T N O W H E I S D E A D"*
    I'm dying 😂

  • @m.j.cervanez61700
    @m.j.cervanez61700 4 года назад +785

    "Hold it tight."
    "I am. I. Am. I am. I AM."

  • @Delaney_Wang_YT
    @Delaney_Wang_YT Месяц назад +16

    *13:07** - I can’t imagine Kate Merrill call Bob “Schwang” for the remainder of her news career! 😂*

  • @cheesynuggets
    @cheesynuggets 4 года назад +5522

    Imagine doing something embarrassing 7 years ago, and you hope that people will forget about it, but it's on RUclips with millions of views and daily comments 😂

    • @DanklingBS
      @DanklingBS 4 года назад +5

      cheesynuggets how original

    • @cheesynuggets
      @cheesynuggets 4 года назад +38

      @@DanklingBS Thanks xD I don't think it's that original though, but I think it's so applicable to this video hahaha

    • @HuiQiu-n1h
      @HuiQiu-n1h 4 года назад +89

      Especially the "I so pale lady", the comment sections on each of her ig post is like "I so pale"

    • @cheesynuggets
      @cheesynuggets 4 года назад +23

      @@HuiQiu-n1h That sucks! XD But honestly becoming a meme is living the dream :)

    • @arkhamshow8996
      @arkhamshow8996 4 года назад +1

      @@HuiQiu-n1h what's her ig?

  • @Vddrice
    @Vddrice 4 года назад +1696

    Is an elephant heavy?
    ..... I'm coming back, baby.

  • @nayyarsultana7008
    @nayyarsultana7008 4 года назад +5654

    I SO PALE... Will always be iconic

    • @davidramirez150
      @davidramirez150 4 года назад +405

      I so pale
      Your on air
      Her-👁👄👁

    • @nayyarsultana7008
      @nayyarsultana7008 4 года назад +22

      @@davidramirez150Lol..

    • @JustElleYapping
      @JustElleYapping 4 года назад +23

      Legit watched just the clip today and then now I watched this xd

    • @nayyarsultana7008
      @nayyarsultana7008 4 года назад +6

      @@JustElleYapping Haha... Everyone's got the same story😂

    • @nayyarsultana7008
      @nayyarsultana7008 4 года назад +4

      @@idontevenhaveapla7224 Lol... And Btw that dp can make ppl go mad😬

  • @alternative7586
    @alternative7586 2 месяца назад +64

    0:45 Top 10 saddest moments

    • @equestenebris4055
      @equestenebris4055 Месяц назад +9

      Not the Hot pocket.

    • @riverdweller2258
      @riverdweller2258 Месяц назад +2

      The way he had to think so hard about it and then realized he had to say it like as if everyone else really has to know XD

    • @Jonah_Gallegos
      @Jonah_Gallegos 26 дней назад

      I got scayered.

  • @lIIlIIIlIIlII
    @lIIlIIIlIIlII 4 года назад +2843

    *"we'll probably.. sit around a cook some soup and.. eat bread.. and.. get all fat and sassy.."*

  • @Cthulhu92
    @Cthulhu92 Год назад +1507

    "For that, the hamburglar"
    😂
    Always has me dying every time I see it.

    • @svenhillring3275
      @svenhillring3275 Год назад +31

      I laugh every time at that!

    • @caffeinatedkatie4696
      @caffeinatedkatie4696 11 месяцев назад +41

      I love the glare after

    • @Runwithme418
      @Runwithme418 10 месяцев назад +3

      I just read this comment and literally checked to see whether I had written it the last time I watched this! That man is a legend!

    • @XenoXerosiX_SpX
      @XenoXerosiX_SpX 10 месяцев назад +4

      2:56 … *Yeah*

    • @Ashlyn-p1r
      @Ashlyn-p1r 3 месяца назад

      Her reaction was perfect too 😂