Best TV News Bloopers Of The Decade

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2020
  • A review of the best TV news bloopers of the decade.
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  • @bren4888
    @bren4888 4 года назад +38097

    “My brother used to break into our house and steal our tv”
    But now, he’s *Dead*

  • @Tony_Hardy
    @Tony_Hardy 4 года назад +26239

    The guy discovering that an hour is 60 minutes brings me unbridled joy.

    • @TheRealEclipse1
      @TheRealEclipse1 4 года назад +890

      Tony Hardy his face was perfect

    • @daniloking223
      @daniloking223 4 года назад +441

      4/4 of anything is all of it

    • @hibiscusangel7376
      @hibiscusangel7376 4 года назад +41

      Lol

    • @raviolarts
      @raviolarts 4 года назад +235

      Tony Hardy i can’t tell if he’s being ironic cuz the dude seems hella smart

    • @151yaron
      @151yaron 4 года назад +102

      @@raviolarts He was definitely ironic

  • @mrsmacca126
    @mrsmacca126 5 месяцев назад +748

    The alligator one, though….. “ hold him tight”
    “ I AMMMM I AAAMMMMMM”

  • @thatidiotoverthere6311
    @thatidiotoverthere6311 4 месяца назад +1002

    The camera man zooming in on the cat was gold 😂

    • @liv8095
      @liv8095 2 месяца назад +31

      bro's a star and he didn't even know it

    • @LissyVee
      @LissyVee Месяц назад +15

      That’s probably my favorite one, he reveals it so dramatically

    • @BoJangles42
      @BoJangles42 Месяц назад +19

      The cat’s like, “Yes, I’m the cougar.”

    • @crypticpainter7643
      @crypticpainter7643 25 дней назад +2

      It was a huge cat, it was 😂

  • @myveryhipusername
    @myveryhipusername 4 года назад +13112

    “It’s a man actually, Derek.”

  • @cheesynuggets
    @cheesynuggets 3 года назад +4570

    Imagine doing something embarrassing 7 years ago, and you hope that people will forget about it, but it's on RUclips with millions of views and daily comments 😂

    • @mr.dankestdank7372
      @mr.dankestdank7372 3 года назад +5

      cheesynuggets how original

    • @cheesynuggets
      @cheesynuggets 3 года назад +30

      @@mr.dankestdank7372 Thanks xD I don't think it's that original though, but I think it's so applicable to this video hahaha

    • @sodanoutang6303
      @sodanoutang6303 3 года назад +75

      Especially the "I so pale lady", the comment sections on each of her ig post is like "I so pale"

    • @cheesynuggets
      @cheesynuggets 3 года назад +18

      @@sodanoutang6303 That sucks! XD But honestly becoming a meme is living the dream :)

    • @arkhamshow8996
      @arkhamshow8996 3 года назад +1

      @@sodanoutang6303 what's her ig?

  • @kelevera420.
    @kelevera420. 5 месяцев назад +1061

    "For that, the hamburglar"
    😂
    Always has me dying every time I see it.

    • @svenhillring3275
      @svenhillring3275 4 месяца назад +25

      I laugh every time at that!

    • @caffeinatedkatie4696
      @caffeinatedkatie4696 Месяц назад +23

      I love the glare after

    • @captainmcl
      @captainmcl Месяц назад +1

      I just read this comment and literally checked to see whether I had written it the last time I watched this! That man is a legend!

    • @XenoXerosiX_SpX
      @XenoXerosiX_SpX Месяц назад +2

      2:56 … *Yeah*

  • @fuzzypanda1684
    @fuzzypanda1684 2 месяца назад +290

    "Where there have been spottings of a cougar" dramatic point and zoom "but that's not it, that's a housecat".
    That bit had me on the floor.

    • @PunkRockNerd10171
      @PunkRockNerd10171 14 дней назад +3

      Like the camera man keeps it on the house cat to be funny

  • @TheDickem
    @TheDickem 3 года назад +5518

    "Is an elephant heavy? Im coming back baby."

    • @Lollita23
      @Lollita23 3 года назад +294

      She's my favorite

    • @biggbeanz6900
      @biggbeanz6900 3 года назад +65

      what does that even mean tho

    • @BigMastah79
      @BigMastah79 3 года назад +351

      biggbeanz It’s like, an elephant is obviously heavy, so she’s obviously coming back

    • @BigMastah79
      @BigMastah79 3 года назад +26

      Thanks I didn’t know what she said

    • @biggbeanz6900
      @biggbeanz6900 3 года назад +38

      @@BigMastah79 ahh I get it now thx lol

  • @louisbrowne9095
    @louisbrowne9095 4 года назад +7671

    The newsreaders voice when he says, "BUT NOW HE'S DEAD" is the funniest thing

    • @global216
      @global216 4 года назад +181

      That took me out, I've been laughing for 3 days now😂😂

    • @miffyluvbug
      @miffyluvbug 4 года назад +36

      Louis Browne I started screaming and it’s almost midnight and I have school tomorrow 💀

    • @finnikin69
      @finnikin69 4 года назад +49

      1:14

    • @carolethorn3211
      @carolethorn3211 4 года назад +14

      "Can you reach it? CAN YOU REACH IT?"

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 4 года назад +6

      @@bridgeidiot262 Hell nah, online classes are 10x better than going back to school

  • @kattella
    @kattella 4 месяца назад +671

    The poor girl who bites it just after talking about how perfect the conditions were for running always makes me so embarrassed for her 😂😭

    • @Kupacolypse
      @Kupacolypse 3 месяца назад +41

      “It’s the perfect condition for running”
      Lmao, and falls 10 seconds later.

    • @austinkelso1191
      @austinkelso1191 Месяц назад +15

      The thumbs up at the end 😂

    • @redfo3009
      @redfo3009 Месяц назад +3

      Hilarious 😅

    • @herculydia
      @herculydia 28 дней назад +5

      She made the mistake of stepping on the painted lane marker. They are slick as compared to the unpainted asphalt.

    • @JonasC22
      @JonasC22 25 дней назад +2

      not me i think she was being snarky

  • @Akash_Tyagi_93
    @Akash_Tyagi_93 25 дней назад +150

    3:10 -"How something so small can be so impressive?"
    "Well Mark, you would know about that!" 😂😂

    • @deanraney1049
      @deanraney1049 21 день назад +4

      I feel like she just confirmed that size doesn't matter. Maybe I'm confused.

    • @elizabethmarie3185
      @elizabethmarie3185 21 день назад +16

      Like what did Mark do to her?😂

    • @zacharywooden2113
      @zacharywooden2113 21 день назад +8

      Brilliant move to be honest. In the time he spent figuring out whether it was a compliment or an insult, they would have moved on to another topic.

    • @yash1152
      @yash1152 16 дней назад +2

      3:21

    • @yash1152
      @yash1152 16 дней назад +2

      4:08

  • @KatienMac
    @KatienMac 4 года назад +35647

    I’d actually watch the news if it was like this every day

    • @alicengrey
      @alicengrey 4 года назад +318

      same!

    • @SURFERGRL72RAKM
      @SURFERGRL72RAKM 4 года назад +480

      Same here, I would pay to watch funny news like this. 😅 I laughed so hard, especially at I dropped my hot pocket. Then the woman spelling First and last 😅😅 News like this would be the bomb 💣🤣

    • @kalax0094
      @kalax0094 4 года назад +28

      katie Cook I agree

    • @AminGuides
      @AminGuides 4 года назад +31

      Same..seems interesting

    • @Gp39454
      @Gp39454 4 года назад +18

      Right

  • @tomsdralis3166
    @tomsdralis3166 3 года назад +4791

    Who cares about the shooting, the man dropped his HOT POCKET.

    • @nihilizmskizm
      @nihilizmskizm 3 года назад +51

      hehe

    • @stoneddragon5400
      @stoneddragon5400 3 года назад +21

      Man exactly RIP Hot Pocket

    • @stoneddragon5400
      @stoneddragon5400 3 года назад +8

      @Emily the Emrald engine hey I said that too 😂😂😂

    • @jaolin6042
      @jaolin6042 3 года назад +7

      Haat pack-eeet!
      (Jim Gaffigan)

    • @hotchipsgaming239
      @hotchipsgaming239 3 года назад +18

      If I had the choice to run or save my hot pocket, I’m pretty sure people would understand why I picked this
      Hot pockets are sacred

  • @Casual_Lifestyle
    @Casual_Lifestyle 3 месяца назад +174

    17:35
    2 grown men on a news broadcast laughing a Hugh Janus is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

    • @andrewcharles6489
      @andrewcharles6489 Месяц назад +2

      Hahahahahahahahahaha guys will be guys 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @themorningnevercame8618
      @themorningnevercame8618 Месяц назад +12

      As in: Huge Anus, right?
      I'm not a native speaker.

    • @GraveyardTV
      @GraveyardTV Месяц назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂 whoever put that tweet out is a genius

    • @ultimateplayer1555
      @ultimateplayer1555 16 дней назад +2

      ​@@themorningnevercame8618 Yes

  • @northhunter3662
    @northhunter3662 2 месяца назад +82

    There's something so wholesome about watching someone uncontrollably laughing 😂

  • @mituaktar8893
    @mituaktar8893 3 года назад +3969

    “I grabbed two Totino’s pizzas and my dog and left. Nothing else was worth it”

    • @SerbwithGod
      @SerbwithGod 3 года назад +122

      Hey, some people love food. I mean it is 2 Totino's pizzas. What else does she need in life?

    • @LeeRHS2Codes
      @LeeRHS2Codes 3 года назад +20

      Nah she said “Leff”

    • @stoneddragon5400
      @stoneddragon5400 3 года назад +21

      I grabbed my pizzas and my dog and I broke out!!!

    • @toddmckintyre2064
      @toddmckintyre2064 3 года назад +60

      I hope Tostino's signed her up for ads immediately

    • @luigibob3865
      @luigibob3865 3 года назад +26

      She has her priorities straight

  • @TwiSt3DxShaDoW122
    @TwiSt3DxShaDoW122 4 года назад +5343

    "...I just can't understand here how something so small can be so impressive."
    "Well, Mark, you would know about that."
    RIP Mark

    • @trigcat3107
      @trigcat3107 4 года назад +32

      😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

    • @pilosopino23
      @pilosopino23 4 года назад +208

      Legend has it.. Mark is still dead..

    • @adamczubaszek9379
      @adamczubaszek9379 4 года назад +263

      but...its a burn and a compliment at the same time. I'd even lean towards more of a compliment

    • @geewest7184
      @geewest7184 4 года назад +73

      She basically said he had a chicken nugget 😭😭😭

    • @TTownIBC
      @TTownIBC 4 года назад +66

      Legend says he’s still looking at her

  • @malcomlittle251
    @malcomlittle251 2 месяца назад +82

    The reporter on "Chris P. Bacon"... hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @deucedecker4903
    @deucedecker4903 4 месяца назад +308

    23:50 The guy was in emergency mode. After he saw the hanging guy, his brain would only focus on saving the guy, and would not waste resources for anything else. That's how we survive. This gentleman is a damned perfect example of humanity in action.

    • @timothynorling5056
      @timothynorling5056 3 месяца назад +40

      So funny but also actually very touching.

    • @hyrulemazta2296
      @hyrulemazta2296 Месяц назад +27

      There's no denying it was absolutely hilarious...
      But there's also no denying that man had his heart and mind in the right place.

    • @JustinCarbaugh
      @JustinCarbaugh 17 дней назад +1

      That man is what humanity needs in life, some might think helping a dummy in danger silly but he has a great heart

    • @jacobmarshall5391
      @jacobmarshall5391 12 дней назад

      ​@JustinCarbaugh She!?

    • @JustinCarbaugh
      @JustinCarbaugh 12 дней назад

      @@jacobmarshall5391 He

  • @tiddies6619
    @tiddies6619 4 года назад +7325

    “My brother used to break in our house and steal the tv”
    *but now he’s dead*

  • @EmmaBobFufu
    @EmmaBobFufu 4 года назад +7981

    "my brother used to come into our house and steal our tv!"
    *BUT NOW HES DEAD*

  • @roslynsanders1675
    @roslynsanders1675 5 месяцев назад +222

    21:10
    The “Goat Man” actually eating grass had me literally crying with laughter 😂 it’s no way any anchor could report that without cracking up

    • @theAussie01
      @theAussie01 5 месяцев назад +3

      the goat mans legs....i lost it!!!!

    • @margob6203
      @margob6203 4 месяца назад +4

      ⁠@@theAussie01You and me both, lmao!!! I laughed so hard over Goat Man and Chris P. Bacon my stomach was killing me, hahaha. 😂

    • @chrisburn7178
      @chrisburn7178 3 месяца назад +8

      It's also funny that none of the anchors picked up that the "IG NOBEL" prize is supposed to be a play on "ignoble" and pronounced as one word not separate letters.

  • @DP-zo8rn
    @DP-zo8rn 4 месяца назад +184

    Yo the part with the Bus stopping to watch the explosion and then leaving has me dying😂😂😂😂

  • @zoeantczak8062
    @zoeantczak8062 4 года назад +4952

    NO ONE IS SPEAKING A WORD ABOUT “Check your panties” BRO I CACKLED THE LADY KEPT LAUGHING 🤣

    • @jamesvoris6241
      @jamesvoris6241 4 года назад +159

      Them laughin in background was best part lol

    • @jmsbyt
      @jmsbyt 4 года назад +42

      I WHEEZED

    • @josgn
      @josgn 4 года назад +10

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ab-jf2re
      @ab-jf2re 4 года назад +114

      The way he said it in such earnest. I can’t stop watching 😂😂😂😂

    • @bondfool
      @bondfool 4 года назад +158

      So confident and professional! “Check your panties!”

  • @StarfulSky_
    @StarfulSky_ 4 года назад +2669

    I just want to appreciate how they zoom in on the cat with “LARGE CAT SPOTTED” actually written out

    • @ameliasandoval8663
      @ameliasandoval8663 4 года назад +85

      I was dying 😂 the cat just sat and posed

    • @donaldlee1658
      @donaldlee1658 4 года назад +12

      Only in Memphis TN will that ever happen. I saw that live

    • @jameslee6953
      @jameslee6953 4 года назад +2

      @@ameliasandoval8663 AWESOME LIKE YOU :)

    • @showusjustice523
      @showusjustice523 4 года назад +2

      My favorite

    • @sweetblack1216
      @sweetblack1216 4 года назад +3

      I literally screamed laughing

  • @ivyw5862
    @ivyw5862 3 месяца назад +54

    I always find myself coming back to this iconic masterpiece.

    • @britvica
      @britvica Месяц назад +2

      The best video in this category!

  • @hamsterdiving7593
    @hamsterdiving7593 2 месяца назад +59

    I laughed so hard at the dude talking about a cougar sighting while panning on a cat just sitting there minding it's own business that I woke up my BF who was sleeping next to me... 😅😂🤣

    • @HerculesRockefellerESQ
      @HerculesRockefellerESQ Месяц назад +3

      Typical cat behavior. 😂
      Carl the cougar: "Max, fill in for me on the news today, will ya? They're gonna be here in 15 minutes and I was up late."
      Max the tabby: "I gotchu bro."

  • @manifestdestiny1191
    @manifestdestiny1191 2 года назад +11155

    Imagine thinking you're going to be recognized for heroism on TV only to be called "Deedee Megadoodoo" hahahahaha

  • @counthobbula8377
    @counthobbula8377 4 года назад +3563

    He was holding that Alligator pretty tight to be fair. Impressed he didn’t let go.

    • @brookenelson8203
      @brookenelson8203 4 года назад +243

      CountHobbula he was like I AM I AM

    • @yuhhhitsbraydenyuhhh6429
      @yuhhhitsbraydenyuhhh6429 4 года назад +98

      I AM I AM

    • @quatroquatroSJSU
      @quatroquatroSJSU 4 года назад +128

      dude that guy was a beast, I would toss that gator far far away

    • @bertjesklotepino
      @bertjesklotepino 4 года назад +7

      PS: and if you dont understand the humor, then LET IT BE!!!!!
      There is no need to get angry or get upset about anything here.
      Only those with a bit of knowledge about history, and about animals (which includes humanbeings.....) might be able to understand the joke.
      But, i really wonder howmany actually will be able to understand the joke in today's society.

    • @INAM1NUTE
      @INAM1NUTE 4 года назад +4

      I would like this but it’s at 666 I don’t wanna ruin it
      Edit: 150 ppl have liked it since then

  • @rachel.0352
    @rachel.0352 3 месяца назад +73

    I lost it at the guy who thought his colleague's hair was a weave

  • @debralynnpaxton5238
    @debralynnpaxton5238 4 месяца назад +96

    Lol ! The synchronized, "La-dy-Li-ber-ty" ladies and the weatherman 😂

  • @linofaiiry4980
    @linofaiiry4980 3 года назад +10231

    I love how anytime it got awkward, they would just switch to the weather 😂

    • @AntonXul
      @AntonXul 3 года назад +497

      Yeah, then sabotage the weather person giving them the giggles! Poor scapegoats.

    • @Raebrained
      @Raebrained 3 года назад +373

      It's the equivalent of '...Nice weather we're having..' 😂

    • @linofaiiry4980
      @linofaiiry4980 3 года назад +1

      Aqza ak Hello ^^

    • @justinthomas4724
      @justinthomas4724 3 года назад +1

      Xx_KpopWeebs _xX !

    • @dougdiener8775
      @dougdiener8775 3 года назад +7

      Unless it was the weather that had the infraction!!! Ha ha

  • @davidmock7592
    @davidmock7592 3 года назад +4689

    I refuse to believe, "My brother used to break in our house and steal the TV" deep, serious voice "But now he's dead." is anything other than a perfect comedy sketch.

    • @aytothakay
      @aytothakay 3 года назад +165

      Seems straight out of Chappelle's Show 🤣

    • @peyteneq5301
      @peyteneq5301 3 года назад +42

      No it did happen I remember the news story it was about a mass spree I don't remember if it was a murder or not it was in 2015

    • @aytothakay
      @aytothakay 3 года назад +75

      @@peyteneq5301 A mass spree that might not have been a murder? Was it a shopping spree 🤔

    • @tmaxgo6696
      @tmaxgo6696 2 года назад +17

      @@aytothakay the story seems to be saying heroin overdose

    • @NotoriousSSV
      @NotoriousSSV 2 года назад +36

      I'm over here crying at that that editing was masterful

  • @vickielawson3114
    @vickielawson3114 Месяц назад +24

    “Dee Dee Mega Doo Doo” has to be one of my favorites of all time.

  • @jonconstant3914
    @jonconstant3914 Месяц назад +33

    The voices in the background at 25:25 are just the best. Everyone just making the best of a laughing fit. “A beverage?” “You can drink it?!”

  • @manofmystery5191
    @manofmystery5191 3 года назад +9668

    I love how the vet doesn’t miss a beat and goes goes “certainly” after she says “brush our teeth’s pet”

    • @YedLee
      @YedLee 3 года назад +435

      Oh my I didn't even notice teeths pet, omg😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @laughslapproductions4690
      @laughslapproductions4690 3 года назад +197

      He was very nice about it lol

    • @peacefulpanda5990
      @peacefulpanda5990 3 года назад +147

      He did miss about half a beat but kept going.

    • @cassgray9340
      @cassgray9340 3 года назад +145

      He’s like, ‘what?’ but just rolled with it lol 😂 props to him, very profesh.

    • @vladtoper8020
      @vladtoper8020 3 года назад +17

      its currently 1:17 26.08.2020 and the number of likes on this coment is 666. I've never seen anything like it houston we have a problem the like button is broken it just stopped at 666

  • @michlo3393
    @michlo3393 5 месяцев назад +98

    3:30 HE thinks he's a cougar and that's what is most important. And at 10:40 that lady's descent into madness was AMAZING.

  • @GM_YYC
    @GM_YYC 4 месяца назад +59

    17:36 "Hugh Janis".... I cried ! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @janeives.
      @janeives. 2 месяца назад

      I don’t get it was it something to do with 🍑? or am I extremely slow 😭

    • @GM_YYC
      @GM_YYC 2 месяца назад +3

      @@janeives. Hugh Janis = Huge.... I let you fill the blanks 😁. Have a great day

    • @janeives.
      @janeives. 2 месяца назад

      @@GM_YYC lmfao thanks 😭

  • @gloomsouls
    @gloomsouls 4 года назад +4238

    I love how he doesn't bother to just end the call,he just throws the phone.

    • @stephenashburn4496
      @stephenashburn4496 4 года назад +61

      joelsolomon42 hahahaha that Mozart doe

    • @mdlm2011
      @mdlm2011 4 года назад +69

      Had me dying laughing

    • @aestheticvirgocoochie20yea45
      @aestheticvirgocoochie20yea45 4 года назад +68

      he also could’ve pressed the volume button, then the call would be silent for a bit

    • @itzkatie933
      @itzkatie933 4 года назад +68

      But it's the way the lady just sat there while he did it like nothing was happening

    • @morse4989
      @morse4989 Год назад +5

      Which part?

  • @chiquitin_o
    @chiquitin_o 4 года назад +12843

    "I so pale,,,"
    [Stifling laughter] _"Y o u ' r e o n a i r e"_
    ",,,,,TODAY'S SNOW IS CRIPPLING MUCH-"

    • @kaifan4007
      @kaifan4007 4 года назад +622

      “ I S O P A Y L E” “

    • @hard_candy
      @hard_candy 4 года назад +251

      She took it on the chin and came back like a trooper though. Good on her.

    • @SoftestOnDaBlock
      @SoftestOnDaBlock 4 года назад +126

      *mAam!* You’re on *AIR* (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

    • @shanekw93
      @shanekw93 4 года назад +30

      I died😂💀

    • @hem495
      @hem495 4 года назад +60

      First time I watched this, I was watching her and thinking “what’s she going to say, she’s so oblivious”. 😂

  • @rx_jaydot7532
    @rx_jaydot7532 3 месяца назад +35

    The "chris p bacon" one gotta be the best one😂😂😂

  • @FranchiseCityOnline
    @FranchiseCityOnline 5 месяцев назад +73

    16:15 "Corn, how'd that get in my bag" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @captainmcl
      @captainmcl Месяц назад +5

      Tragic that his co-host felt the need to try and correct him

    • @EagerForestTrees-ib7fm
      @EagerForestTrees-ib7fm Месяц назад

      ​@@captainmclwomen

    • @Stanlos
      @Stanlos 26 дней назад +1

      ​@@captainmcl She was a true Debbie Downer

  • @lara_young
    @lara_young 3 года назад +3521

    “You’ve been joined by a beautiful lady.”
    “It’s a man actually, Derek.” 😂

    • @gh6st575
      @gh6st575 3 года назад +44

      I’m week 😂😂

    • @TrevorLahey3
      @TrevorLahey3 3 года назад +44

      @@gh6st575 weak my man

    • @gh6st575
      @gh6st575 3 года назад +4

      @@TrevorLahey3 yes I know, autocorrect

    • @fazem2960
      @fazem2960 3 года назад +16

      That was funny as hell

    • @Claarissaahhh
      @Claarissaahhh 3 года назад +25

      That had me wheeezing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ControlAllDa1337
    @ControlAllDa1337 3 года назад +1779

    "it's the perfect texture for running"
    Shatters spine.

    • @123operasinger
      @123operasinger 3 года назад +8

      HAHAHAHHAA

    • @MiszzMiszz
      @MiszzMiszz 3 года назад +76

      that was an instant karma for being extra pretentious

    • @JH-fe2ho
      @JH-fe2ho 3 года назад +12

      Thats Portland for you hahahahahahaha

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 3 года назад +4

      @@MiszzMiszz exactly

    • @joelorosario2300
      @joelorosario2300 3 года назад +21

      Her boyfriend too was like: Idk how they can do it with the bikes, I mean we have more stability and in the worse scenario we can just slide off.
      She slid alright

  • @BathiX
    @BathiX 5 месяцев назад +34

    S/o all the way from Durban, South Africa 🇿🇦
    Can't believe that the "give a man a fish" made onto the list.
    😂😂😂

  • @michaelramsey82
    @michaelramsey82 27 дней назад +12

    "I so pale" is the most professional recovery from a blooper I've ever seen.

  • @akshayarya992
    @akshayarya992 4 года назад +6635

    "oh you've been joined by a beautiful lady"
    "That's a man actually derek!"

    • @medicated.nihilist
      @medicated.nihilist 4 года назад +40

      He's 37.

    • @jinjer5042
      @jinjer5042 4 года назад +28

      That killed me

    • @dperin00011
      @dperin00011 4 года назад +125

      Poor dude looks at camera like "yeah he's right I'm a man."

    • @Ugh718
      @Ugh718 4 года назад +7

      @@akshayarya992 More like: *YEETUS FEATUS*

    • @boozness1497
      @boozness1497 4 года назад +1

      Classic

  • @natashyasmith5360
    @natashyasmith5360 3 года назад +2942

    “ your joined with a beautiful lady”. “It’s a man actually Derry”.

    • @katewilson4568
      @katewilson4568 3 года назад +135

      lol I felt bad for the newsguy but imagine being that beautiful lady called Brian.

    • @Matthewmcg22
      @Matthewmcg22 3 года назад +57

      Derek*

    • @natashyasmith5360
      @natashyasmith5360 3 года назад +8

      Aszuli , I thought he said Derry 😂

    • @kingcassius2586
      @kingcassius2586 3 года назад +22

      0:40 🤣😝😂😅😆🤤

    • @honeyv6020
      @honeyv6020 3 года назад +6

      😂 😂 😂

  • @WingafiedOtter-cw7ov
    @WingafiedOtter-cw7ov 4 месяца назад +23

    "I dropped my hot pocket"
    That was the funniest part of this video 😭😭

  • @highflyer23
    @highflyer23 Месяц назад +28

    The confidence in that DELI CAT ESSEN

    • @Saxysaboy77
      @Saxysaboy77 Месяц назад +1

      Mega word fail?

    • @shannondore
      @shannondore 23 дня назад

      I still can't believe that one.😂

  • @koen203
    @koen203 3 года назад +513

    "𝙄 𝙎 𝙊 𝙋 𝘼 𝙇 𝙀"

  • @FullPowerEDM
    @FullPowerEDM 4 года назад +2520

    "Drist and Mizzle" literally sounds like it could be a 90's rap duo

    • @FullPowerEDM
      @FullPowerEDM 4 года назад +9

      Jrod Jrod it reminded me of Ozzy and Drix

    • @ishzarkklyon9590
      @ishzarkklyon9590 4 года назад +6

      Drist and missile

    • @pekenpug9466
      @pekenpug9466 4 года назад +14

      “Mizzle” is going on my animal names list

    • @zaidkhan-se9rt
      @zaidkhan-se9rt 4 года назад +4

      Snoop Dogg song lyrics

    • @Lynn-zx3th
      @Lynn-zx3th 4 года назад

      Peke ‘n Pug I think they sound like cute cat names.

  • @jess_bounce
    @jess_bounce 24 дня назад +10

    3:30 that cat’s face 🤣 he’s not happy about being on the news or about being called “large”

  • @chiseisinclair4843
    @chiseisinclair4843 3 года назад +1947

    *you give a poor man a fish and you feed him for a day, you teach him to a fish, you give him, you give him a no no no no no no*

    • @Cxndyfit
      @Cxndyfit 3 года назад +40

      I hollered at that 😂

    • @jakeanderson7334
      @jakeanderson7334 3 года назад +1

      @@Cxndyfit Me too

    • @RandyKing314
      @RandyKing314 3 года назад +11

      Whispers no no no no no 😆😆😆😆😆

    • @kiraalouis7249
      @kiraalouis7249 3 года назад +8

      Reminds me of Kevin from the office😹

    • @cellb2619
      @cellb2619 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

  • @0rchid71
    @0rchid71 4 года назад +2844

    “I so pale”
    “You’re on”
    *suprised pikachu face*

    • @Big_Ben1987
      @Big_Ben1987 3 года назад +35

      I sO pAlE

    • @hafizhsidqi
      @hafizhsidqi 3 года назад +15

      On air

    • @0rchid71
      @0rchid71 3 года назад +15

      @kasDD Gn she literally said she was pale, i’m just quoting her 🤠

    • @angelicaangels6835
      @angelicaangels6835 3 года назад

      Hah!

    • @oksyar
      @oksyar 3 года назад +5

      Why did she say "I so pale" instead of "I'm so pale", I thought she's speaking Latin or something

  • @FishermanSculley
    @FishermanSculley 4 месяца назад +15

    Shirley Nash’s interview shouldn’t be considered a blooper. That moment is full of personality and wholesomeness.

  • @gabiayala2495
    @gabiayala2495 Месяц назад +12

    The man urgently trying to help the Christmas decoration dummy had me rolling 😂

  • @LauraRN713
    @LauraRN713 3 года назад +2710

    He really, really looked disturbed about dropping his hot pocket.

  • @melaniechiriacescu7876
    @melaniechiriacescu7876 3 года назад +3718

    No one talks about the guy who threw his ringing phone away

    • @innertubez
      @innertubez 3 года назад +132

      That was freaking hilarious

    • @dickbiggerjr3613
      @dickbiggerjr3613 3 года назад +160

      The clunk was louder than the ring 😆

    • @jabarishabazz5928
      @jabarishabazz5928 3 года назад +27

      Sound like that mug shattered

    • @danishbutter1847
      @danishbutter1847 3 года назад +13

      Him being annoyed and reading focus hard and ringtone made it even more epic XD

    • @Fajut
      @Fajut 3 года назад +4

      Had me crying. Lol 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @mickkaylor
    @mickkaylor Месяц назад +6

    The woman’s face/reaction after saying 3 hour lap ride was truly priceless 😂😂

  • @MrDaydreamer93
    @MrDaydreamer93 4 месяца назад +24

    I almost died at Chris p bacon. I had snot and spit convulsing out of me. I had to take a shower because I drooled all over myself. First time laughter did that to me.

  • @alicerabantheng1727
    @alicerabantheng1727 4 года назад +2808

    “Hold him tightly”
    “I-I-I AM, I AM!!” 😂😂

    • @shithead1092
      @shithead1092 4 года назад +26

      Heard this comment 😂

    • @derekboyt3383
      @derekboyt3383 4 года назад +71

      That poor man. I’m not sure which was in more distress...

    • @drbrandy1376
      @drbrandy1376 4 года назад +1

      Alice Rabantheng 😭😭

    • @thenorminator3894
      @thenorminator3894 4 года назад +28

      lol 🤣😅 and than he had the nerve to look into the camera than fixed his suit with pride like he found the cure for COVID-19 😅😅

    • @plasxodollbaex917
      @plasxodollbaex917 4 года назад +1

      Alice Rabantheng 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ed_overeasy
    @ed_overeasy 3 года назад +3223

    reporters laugh like they haven’t laughed in YEARS

    • @tikaroxanne7286
      @tikaroxanne7286 3 года назад +246

      They have to take themselves seriously so much that’s why lol

    • @ewwawhiteboy355
      @ewwawhiteboy355 3 года назад +33

      16:32

    • @jaysontaguba
      @jaysontaguba 3 года назад +80

      That's because they're usually not allowed to. Hahaha😂😂

    • @ricardozk
      @ricardozk 3 года назад +10

      ...they must hate their job.

    • @lindsaystephens6838
      @lindsaystephens6838 3 года назад +10

      Exactly 8:51

  • @dylannmgn4528
    @dylannmgn4528 3 месяца назад +41

    Chris P Bacon is one of the best 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nukeboy4939
    @nukeboy4939 3 месяца назад +19

    14:34 The pig Chris P Bacon had me dead.😂

    • @Sixitboy
      @Sixitboy 18 дней назад +1

      That guys wheeze is contagious

  • @annabellasaintonge9048
    @annabellasaintonge9048 4 года назад +784

    And “is an elephant heavy?” “I’m coming back baby.”

    • @marciavox8105
      @marciavox8105 4 года назад +1

      I don’t get it. Could someone explain? 😅

    • @annabellasaintonge9048
      @annabellasaintonge9048 4 года назад +10

      Erica Rose Jordan a lady said it in the video

    • @yesscringe8356
      @yesscringe8356 4 года назад

      I didn’t understand that one pls explain?

    • @alvaroakatico9188
      @alvaroakatico9188 4 года назад +3

      Erica Rose Jordan The news woman asked this elderly woman if she was coming back to an event in which she replied “is an elephant heavy?”. I guess that was the blooper. She was being sarcastic.

    • @vroomvroom6006
      @vroomvroom6006 4 года назад +9

      Erica Rose Jordan ( since an elephant is heavy she means yeah I’m comin back)

  • @biz6546
    @biz6546 3 года назад +1580

    “i dropped my hot pocket!”
    a true tragedy 😖

    • @jordanalandry1866
      @jordanalandry1866 3 года назад +9

      Two second rule bruh

    • @mrbig1022
      @mrbig1022 3 года назад +2

      @@jordanalandry1866 doubt he made it

    • @joeladams5200
      @joeladams5200 3 года назад +13

      He looked sincerely sad about it too

    • @LembeckIsStaying
      @LembeckIsStaying 3 года назад +5

      @@joeladams5200
      It was a HOT POCKET!!! Of course he was....

    • @joeladams5200
      @joeladams5200 3 года назад +1

      @@LembeckIsStaying
      100

  • @CrunchyGreenWater
    @CrunchyGreenWater Месяц назад +8

    The hair weave bit really gets me for some reason!
    😂😂😂😂

  • @benbing3926
    @benbing3926 6 месяцев назад +20

    The guy laughing at the pig at around 14:40 made my day.

  • @dross6206
    @dross6206 4 года назад +3977

    Sitting here in quarantine missing the days of light hearted news stories.

  • @MarthaLuz05
    @MarthaLuz05 4 года назад +975

    “Is an elephant heavy?”
    “I’m comin back baby.”

  • @GaryY
    @GaryY 6 месяцев назад +38

    25:10 Her laughter is absolutely infectious.

  • @BMWS1000RRR
    @BMWS1000RRR 4 месяца назад +18

    I'm actually dead at the guy falling in the water 😂😂😂

  • @jaredsawdey
    @jaredsawdey 3 года назад +984

    “Is an elephant heavy? I’m comin back, baby” an icon

    • @restinpeacekobe987
      @restinpeacekobe987 3 года назад +34

      Her voice is so nostalgic for some reason

    • @jaxprodplays
      @jaxprodplays 3 года назад +15

      *"LIKE A TORNADO-GIRL"*

    • @chuckychuck8318
      @chuckychuck8318 3 года назад +5

      You so cute

    • @mnbvcx6421
      @mnbvcx6421 3 года назад +1

      Elephants are heavy depending on the terrestrial gravity

    • @restinpeacekobe987
      @restinpeacekobe987 3 года назад +8

      @gJb 1 yep I do, her voice makes me reminisce about childhood and just gives a feeling of something that happened a long time ago

  • @JenniferC26
    @JenniferC26 4 года назад +2505

    “Hold him tight, Hold him tight, Hold him tight!”
    “I AM I AM I AM I AM”

    • @envy1xc
      @envy1xc 4 года назад +21

      Jennifer C I WAS DEADDD

    • @TheRibbonRed
      @TheRibbonRed 4 года назад +36

      Guess they didn't know each other, huh?

    • @LaNonita00
      @LaNonita00 4 года назад +19

      That one killed me

    • @smallblackcat8645
      @smallblackcat8645 4 года назад +16

      I mean he was holding his stomach he’s an alligator he’s not gonna be like oh I better keep my head still and be nice!

    • @goldenpony3460
      @goldenpony3460 4 года назад +18

      Why the heck was he raising him up to the skies!!

  • @Paratzi
    @Paratzi 3 месяца назад +17

    Bro the hardest burn in history is at 3:15. She didn't even laugh which made it harder 🔥🤣

  • @RESULTSofMERCY
    @RESULTSofMERCY 14 дней назад +3

    The freestyle one got me dead😂😂😂 the dude even ask "is it live?"

  • @schkoopdawhoop7885
    @schkoopdawhoop7885 3 года назад +4086

    For as long as I live, I will never not laugh at “Dede Megadoodoo.”

    • @SuomenPaska
      @SuomenPaska 3 года назад +89

      I love dede megadoodoo she's my favourite doodoo ;_;

    • @simontafadzwa7006
      @simontafadzwa7006 3 года назад +12

      I cant even pass this!!!!

    • @simontafadzwa7006
      @simontafadzwa7006 3 года назад +13

      Kkkkk im still laughing, so are they like Blooper-Collectors, kwwaaaaa!!!!

    • @felixanima6931
      @felixanima6931 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tabitharosefreeman1793
      @tabitharosefreeman1793 3 года назад +28

      The way she says it is hilarious 😂😂

  • @thewiebler3529
    @thewiebler3529 4 года назад +1944

    "It is an hour, actually."
    "*GAAAASSSP*"

    • @jenniferparker3831
      @jenniferparker3831 4 года назад +29

      hahaha she's like, "It isn't an hour, but it is an hour, actually"

    • @musicsaves71590
      @musicsaves71590 4 года назад +18

      He thought he had something on them. He was SO confident

    • @bvxs9938
      @bvxs9938 4 года назад +1

      GrimdarTheGreat it’s me in math class and get something wrong in front of everyone

    • @ripp3rjak934
      @ripp3rjak934 4 года назад

      When he went silent and looked at the camera. That was when her realized that 4 quarters is a dollar which is an hour...
      DUNNN DUNN DUNNNNNNN

  • @JonathanLittle-uu8oy
    @JonathanLittle-uu8oy Месяц назад +8

    “Corn how’d that get on my back!” Lol. I wish these guys were my local news anchors

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 22 дня назад

      "in my bag". The story was about luggage getting covered in sewage.

  • @Kianazk
    @Kianazk Месяц назад +3

    The weaveeeee! 😂😭🤣 “That’s a weave, isn’t it?” The look, and the walk off. 🤣

  • @paisleyprincess7996
    @paisleyprincess7996 3 года назад +2070

    “I jus kept herring it...I was duckin and hidden’...I got SKERRED!”
    “I dropped my Hot pocket.”

  • @victoriasavaglio
    @victoriasavaglio 3 года назад +1792

    “Chris P. Bacon” 😂 my sense of humour is broken

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 3 года назад +27

      That was so good!

    • @habilzas3008
      @habilzas3008 3 года назад +87

      The wheezing reporter makes it even funny

    • @ozgekonkol8819
      @ozgekonkol8819 3 года назад +56

      I actually cried laughing at that, and the reporter's laugh didn't help. Haven't laughed like this in a long time. had tearss

    • @varun_4125
      @varun_4125 3 года назад +8

      I almost died laughing

    • @jimitSoni
      @jimitSoni 3 года назад +2

      Where's that

  • @wobjebn1
    @wobjebn1 3 месяца назад +3

    1:37 “Did you grab anything?” “Pizza rolls and my dog… Nothin else worth grabbing.” 😂😂😂

  • @fartstew2492
    @fartstew2492 5 месяцев назад +4

    “I just can’t understand how something so small could be so impressive”
    “Well Mark you would know about that”
    😭😭😭😭 she was fed up with him fr

  • @kasidylambert4749
    @kasidylambert4749 2 года назад +2417

    “Spottings of a COUGAR. And that’s not it. That looks like a house cat” 😭😭😭😂😂

    • @love_stephyyc7388
      @love_stephyyc7388 2 года назад +32

      Hahahahaha I couldn’t breathe

    • @brandonrice1124
      @brandonrice1124 2 года назад +80

      The cat was saying you been looking for me lol.

    • @aharris87
      @aharris87 2 года назад +75

      That cat was determined to be the cougar... "Yes human... I am to he feared"

    • @cynthiagonzalez658
      @cynthiagonzalez658 2 года назад +13

      Cat sitting. Trying to look fearful.

    • @rolandeak
      @rolandeak 2 года назад +15

      How it was just chilling looking at them like "Wut?"

  • @thebreacher3219
    @thebreacher3219 Год назад +9409

    The cameraman who zoomed in on the cat better have gotten a raise

  • @h_arfang
    @h_arfang 3 месяца назад +9

    The way those two laughing about the dummy on the roof managed to ‘sober up’ so quickly was rather impressive

  • @Developer_33
    @Developer_33 Месяц назад +9

    the hugh janus gets me everytime lmao

  • @lIIlIIIlIIlII
    @lIIlIIIlIIlII 3 года назад +2372

    *"we'll probably.. sit around a cook some soup and.. eat bread.. and.. get all fat and sassy.."*

  • @kylebuchanan2583
    @kylebuchanan2583 3 года назад +1452

    "is an Elephant heavy? I'm coming back baby" 🤣🤣

    • @tnlhealing
      @tnlhealing 3 года назад +46

      that part was funny 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lizgroff980
      @lizgroff980 3 года назад +11

      Love her!!!

    • @mjbeezer
      @mjbeezer 3 года назад

      🤣

    • @BlessedOne-jp1cy
      @BlessedOne-jp1cy 3 года назад +3

      @@tnlhealing yo that was awesome

    • @Jay-tu5ff
      @Jay-tu5ff 3 года назад +10

      BRO I DROPPED MY HOTPOCKET!

  • @bluepower1177
    @bluepower1177 6 месяцев назад +19

    Living proof that having fun at work is very important 😂

  • @EastlyD
    @EastlyD 21 день назад +4

    "Corn? How'd that get on my bag?" 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nicholasstocker6866
    @nicholasstocker6866 Год назад +6947

    “But now, he’s dead.”
    Had me rolling on the floor! 🤣

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 Год назад +25

      🙂

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 Год назад +265

      That's the funniest one. Like how could the news have possible done that by accident? The comedic timing was PERFECT

    • @duingun
      @duingun Год назад +15

      @@HugoStiglitz88 may i know the timeline?

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 Год назад +42

      ​@@duingun 1:07

    • @leacebee5892
      @leacebee5892 Год назад +19

      What was the back story does anyone know?

  • @zzzs
    @zzzs 4 года назад +2881

    "That's not an hour, but it is." *looks at camera* GASP

    • @lizbetann
      @lizbetann 4 года назад +98

      I honestly can't believe that guy hasn't become a meme like blinking white guy. Then again, I guess we don't need multiple blinking white guys. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @josuto
      @josuto 4 года назад +26

      surprised pikachu face

    • @zzzs
      @zzzs 4 года назад +1

      lol i didnt even think this comment was funny but thanks for 1k likes

    • @teresabenson3385
      @teresabenson3385 4 года назад

      First couple of minutes are really funny, but then it gets lame.

    • @Oxxyjoe
      @Oxxyjoe 4 года назад +1

      I actually paused the video after this exact scene so I could come find the sharp lad who surely had mentioned it so I could write something. Priceless reaction.

  • @Soccercrazyigboman
    @Soccercrazyigboman 17 дней назад +3

    3:18 "Well Mark you'd know all about that" Emotional damage.

  • @OneWayDesigns
    @OneWayDesigns 5 месяцев назад +8

    That Mag-uh-doodoo gets me every single time 😂😂😂

  • @spacecadet2663
    @spacecadet2663 3 года назад +1316

    The way that dude just throws his phone on the ground as it rings. That sounded like concrete!

    • @michaelsantiago8161
      @michaelsantiago8161 3 года назад +39

      It was an old nokia

    • @maha3684
      @maha3684 3 года назад +36

      @@michaelsantiago8161 he broke the concrete!

    • @sunisii
      @sunisii 3 года назад +3

      Probably a Nokia 3310

    • @julianax4
      @julianax4 3 года назад +9

      I lowkey felt bad for him

  • @f-35alightningii79
    @f-35alightningii79 3 года назад +3588

    Watching a professional news segment slowly break down is the most entertaining thing in the world.

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 года назад +94

      I swear. And they try and keep their composure only to make things worse.

    • @Classixish
      @Classixish 3 года назад +48

      Chris P. Bacon, combined with the reporter's choked laughter, has me in stitches lol

    • @kahmad9545
      @kahmad9545 3 года назад +8

      I’m in shambles every time 😂😂😂

    • @elithewholeshebang
      @elithewholeshebang 2 года назад +8

      I feel like you would love "No Laugh News" here on RUclips where they have to read a messed up comedy news line without knowing what they're about to say

    • @f-35alightningii79
      @f-35alightningii79 2 года назад +2

      @@elithewholeshebang yeah I’ve seen that. Pretty funny