These Are some of the FUNNIEST COMEBACKS ever!

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @umitedkingkong6696
    @umitedkingkong6696 4 года назад +6029

    "I'm not as dumb as I look."
    "How could you be." damn🔥

    • @eddywolfe1230
      @eddywolfe1230 4 года назад +80

      Umited KingKong i don’t get this one. Can you explain?

    • @Dev-ie1ez
      @Dev-ie1ez 4 года назад +316

      Umited KingKong Yes and it also implied that he looks so dumb that it is not possible to be that dumb

    • @scottclark798
      @scottclark798 4 года назад +75

      I just love Tina Fey's brand of humor !

    • @anaknioka2900
      @anaknioka2900 4 года назад +10

      Was that Letterman?

    • @scottclark798
      @scottclark798 4 года назад +5

      @@anaknioka2900 yes indeed

  • @TheComedyColosseum
    @TheComedyColosseum 4 года назад +3640

    “Don’t you think the Catholic Church went a little too far.”
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @agirlisnoone5953
      @agirlisnoone5953 4 года назад +15

      I fkng love ol ginger

    • @akshaydevmurari8191
      @akshaydevmurari8191 3 года назад +16

      More so than my cartoon

    • @shardofkingdoms9816
      @shardofkingdoms9816 3 года назад +18

      Bill Burr is a hero

    • @no-gracias9863
      @no-gracias9863 3 года назад +7

      *The church is never wrong, DEUS VULT!!!*

    • @Myrkish
      @Myrkish 3 года назад +1

      ​@Only One Who Knocked Mcnugget Out Kinda late to your kinda late, but it was from when he was on the morning show. Can find it if you search for "bill burr morning show".
      I was rather sad the clip of that wasn't longer, 'cause his follow-up analogy was amazing.

  • @jaadkins148
    @jaadkins148 4 года назад +9466

    Chris Pratt is a national treasure that Kim K comment was savage😂

    • @taytayswiftie13-o1d
      @taytayswiftie13-o1d 4 года назад +76

      Jenny Adkins I agree. My fav is his role in magnificent 7. I think his comic timing is better than Ryan Reynolds even.

    • @dimitrisapostolakis8017
      @dimitrisapostolakis8017 4 года назад +13

      @@taytayswiftie13-o1d Is this a movie or what?

    • @taytayswiftie13-o1d
      @taytayswiftie13-o1d 4 года назад +12

      Dimitris Apostolakis Yes it’s a 2016 remake of 1960 classic. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Magnificent_Seven_(2016_film)

    • @mohammadzafar7891
      @mohammadzafar7891 4 года назад +20

      I didn't get it...

    • @taytayswiftie13-o1d
      @taytayswiftie13-o1d 4 года назад +13

      Jessie every pretty girl’s ugly friend will do a similiar thing once in while because she didn’t get your attention! I am not surprised.🤣

  • @seven92023
    @seven92023 4 года назад +811

    That Kardashian joke in the beginning kept me laughing all the way to the end of the video.

    • @liangchristina7919
      @liangchristina7919 4 года назад +15

      I didn’t get it...someone please explain?

    • @felistergatwiri7134
      @felistergatwiri7134 4 года назад +35

      @@liangchristina7919 Maybe you just need to give the joke some years. You'll get it eventually

    • @jorgeferreira3760
      @jorgeferreira3760 4 года назад +32

      @@liangchristina7919Mr Felister is being condescending for absolutely no reason, the joke is not a "thinker", it's quite straightforward, but I guess Mr Felister enjoys the presumption of thinking is better than someone he doesn't know at all, it's those minutes of self-confidence boost, that maybe he needs. I too had to repeat 3 or 4 time to understand what he said. On the comeback stories they're addressing, he references Kim Kardashian and then says "I think she gets cu* on her back, in the video".
      Kim Kardashian is known for having a sex video online...

    • @missmash6493
      @missmash6493 4 года назад +13

      @@jorgeferreira3760 Thank u very much , I understood it after your explanation

    • @Yarblocosifilitico
      @Yarblocosifilitico 4 года назад +19

      @@jorgeferreira3760 hmm I think he meant that maybe the person asking is too young to get it... And therefore it would be better not to. That's a possibility, you know, this being the internet and all... Maybe the presumptiousness was on your part ;) but feel free to be so judgy if it makes you feel better... It's actually very funny how your entire comment could be about you and not Felister, and we're here for comedy, so...

  • @ElTiano21
    @ElTiano21 4 года назад +4061

    “Because it’s so much FUN, JAN” should be translated to the 2020 version “Because ... KAREN”

    • @zephyrjet122
      @zephyrjet122 4 года назад +9

      YOU read my mind good sir!! 🦄

    • @bilalc4415
      @bilalc4415 4 года назад +59

      Fucking Karen wanted a Tarantino movie without violence

    • @michaelmckinnon1591
      @michaelmckinnon1591 4 года назад +3

      Kristiano I'm guessing your mother is ashamed of you if she's still alive and if not she's spinning in her grave (I'm presuming she's human only).

    • @saooran7364
      @saooran7364 4 года назад +7

      The fucking channel is called KRON lol

    • @urgfswallows
      @urgfswallows 4 года назад +3

      I don’t get it, I’m gonna look stupid here, but why is the name Karen used online to make fun of someone?

  • @tednugent1351
    @tednugent1351 4 года назад +8344

    A comeback usually means something that isn't SCRIPTED

    • @Sold.Out.For.Freeee
      @Sold.Out.For.Freeee 4 года назад +129

      Yup. And also when one party does not have a clear advantage. You can’t ask your opponent to help dig a grave which you’re gonna push him in n runaway later. :)

    • @NeonUltra95
      @NeonUltra95 4 года назад +201

      i mean not really? a comeback just means a witty reply, whether you wrote it a week ago on on the spot its a comeback?.

    • @Sold.Out.For.Freeee
      @Sold.Out.For.Freeee 4 года назад +43

      @@NeonUltra95 comeback is come and back without a space. 😀

    • @NeonUltra95
      @NeonUltra95 4 года назад +13

      @@Sold.Out.For.Freeee see even the quick ones arent that funny so it shouldnt matter :).

    • @_Feanor_.
      @_Feanor_. 4 года назад +63

      Absolutely right. Movie scenes shouldn't have been in this unless the dialogue was improvised on the spot by the actors.

  • @Undone545
    @Undone545 4 года назад +3698

    "Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy"
    Is one of the coldest lines ever.

    • @ludiqtitan
      @ludiqtitan 4 года назад +166

      that was pure class of a response. he just put him right in his pocket just like that *fingers snapping*.

    • @declanryan6540
      @declanryan6540 4 года назад +46

      Not really, it was cheap and easy

    • @danielsmith5088
      @danielsmith5088 4 года назад +32

      @@declanryan6540 and also had nothing to do with what was actually being said

    • @Undone545
      @Undone545 4 года назад +127

      @@danielsmith5088 the guy was trying to qualify himself by saying that he has as much experience as a former president had. Presumably because hes young. The point made by the other gentleman was that despite his youth (for the office of president) JFK was exceptional but that this guy despite on paper possessing a similar resume, was in fact unexceptional.

    • @DonJuan-lg8vk
      @DonJuan-lg8vk 4 года назад +20

      I would take it as a compliment, what did Kennedy ever do except get killed??

  • @eliasweslati1999
    @eliasweslati1999 4 года назад +4141

    "might be that cast iron heart" gotta be the comeback of all comebacks I mean damn andy is a savage

    • @LDacic
      @LDacic 4 года назад +35

      In my book, most of the other comebacks in this video were better than that one.

    • @eliasweslati1999
      @eliasweslati1999 4 года назад +54

      @@LDacic to each his own 😉

    • @cannedyams9977
      @cannedyams9977 4 года назад +173

      A lot of these were just funny, but that was the only one that actually made me angry. She deserved the humiliation

    • @Rahul-uk4su
      @Rahul-uk4su 4 года назад +5

      @@LDacic this one from Andy was funny.. Others were witty.

    • @TheVeregat
      @TheVeregat 4 года назад +13

      @@LDacic No one cares about your nor your book.

  • @megansmall5062
    @megansmall5062 4 года назад +839

    That guy's laughing in the Chris Pratt roast is absolute GOLD

    • @ggboi1297
      @ggboi1297 4 года назад +1

      I didn't understand that explain pls

    • @sondra2774
      @sondra2774 4 года назад +32

      Jerry Larry Barry Terry Gerry is the best

    • @wolfflow8972
      @wolfflow8972 4 года назад +5

      His delivery was so on point

    • @arantxaurrutia0
      @arantxaurrutia0 3 года назад +4

      was it scripted or was it improvised? Cause it's perfect.

    • @LVNVSmash
      @LVNVSmash 3 года назад +19

      @@arantxaurrutia0 Chris Pratt and Aubrey plaza used to improv a lot just to make people laugh. I don't know if you ever heard him tell the story about he was scripted to be standing naked in front of the door so when amy poehler open the door she would see a naked Chris Pratt who was obviously not really supposed to be naked because of camera magic. but instead Chris Pratt was really standing there naked so the shock in Amy's face was 100% real. Long stupid sidetracked comment but in short he used to do that stuff all the time on the show.

  • @caseydouglas3671
    @caseydouglas3671 4 года назад +3963

    Why did Bryan Cranston have to go so hard on that poor kid from Albuquerque😂

    • @qwopiretyu
      @qwopiretyu 4 года назад +144

      shitty meandering non question. A fan with half a brain could have asked about acting, the show, his personal life. No he just like y'know Albuquerque is like my y'know hometown so like y'know um did you like it or...? Albuquerque because and it's like y'know?

    • @stewiegilligangriffin4904
      @stewiegilligangriffin4904 4 года назад +45

      that poor kid is now Jon Jones 😂

    • @bndkclan3253
      @bndkclan3253 4 года назад +78

      He had broken bad long since

    • @denisfransz4564
      @denisfransz4564 4 года назад +301

      Not as hard as he went on the kids' mom

    • @Jswyso
      @Jswyso 4 года назад +6

      I think that kid is Alex Bregman 3rd baseman for the Astros

  • @darkflame44
    @darkflame44 4 года назад +1614

    The ace comic con with Tom Holland, Sebastian Stan, and Anthony Mackie was a horrible experience. I was there and witnessed "fans" be rude to the guests or just wanted them to say hi to their phones, no questions were asked making them probably frustrated. It was messed up!

    • @macman975
      @macman975 4 года назад +7

      Where abouts was it held?

    • @darkflame44
      @darkflame44 4 года назад +15

      @@macman975 Seattle, Washington.

    • @n_nn_nnn
      @n_nn_nnn 4 года назад +191

      I saw it on YT and those girls were being very rude and disrespectful. Tom looked so uncomfortable that they were dragging him into it and everyone else too

    • @FlyingEagleTV
      @FlyingEagleTV 4 года назад +71

      Yea those girls had that coming lol

    • @macman975
      @macman975 4 года назад +73

      @@darkflame44 Oh okay mate. Yeah, it certainly didn't look like anyone on stage was enjoying themselves.

  • @PInk77W1
    @PInk77W1 4 года назад +2415

    “You’re absolutely right we don’t give pretty girls tickets.”

    • @WNShadow814
      @WNShadow814 4 года назад +25

      @absoftitanium Tickets getting issued whether she signs or not so why not have some fun with the driver first lol

    • @ericpigg2689
      @ericpigg2689 4 года назад +8

      Well, we know who got the ticket.

    • @naomigary7930
      @naomigary7930 4 года назад +7

      my soul left my body

    • @qy72hund
      @qy72hund 4 года назад +18

      @absoftitanium Why are you so hurt? Do people tell you that you aren't pretty? Is this personal for you?

    • @gianfrancofini
      @gianfrancofini 4 года назад +1

      The legend

  • @HeyBusterLuke
    @HeyBusterLuke 4 года назад +729

    "can you tell her I meant it" - hah that was perfect!

    • @lani7148
      @lani7148 4 года назад +5

      There was more to that clip, I wish they didn't cut it so short.

    • @musaal-khadim9794
      @musaal-khadim9794 3 года назад +6

      After that he said "JP, can you please escort these ladies.... back to plastic surgery"

    • @ChelseatheCreativeFox-pc2xz
      @ChelseatheCreativeFox-pc2xz 3 года назад +1

      What happened at that clip? What was going on when he said that?

    • @kenjcm
      @kenjcm 2 года назад

      @@musaal-khadim9794 He destroyed them, lol.

  • @xali2008
    @xali2008 4 года назад +319

    I think we could all agree that cop's comeback was the most savage.

    • @angelmaese7194
      @angelmaese7194 3 года назад +5

      Totally. I went right through my head the first time

    • @hawkrider88
      @hawkrider88 3 года назад +5

      "We don't...sign here"....LOLOLOL!!! I love it and there was no one around to enjoy it. Except the world eventually!

  • @professorswaggamuffin7572
    @professorswaggamuffin7572 4 года назад +2006

    1:54 you cut out the best part! She says: "you're always quite quick, are you Howard?"
    Him: "In some things, yes. In other things I like to take my time, if you know what I mean."
    Her: "I have absolutely no idea what you mean"
    Him: *"somehow I don't doubt that 😎"*

    • @JFein
      @JFein 4 года назад +37

      Came here to make this comment, thank you

    • @KhplSenseii
      @KhplSenseii 4 года назад +15

      Yes I remember. Thank you for this :D

    • @michaeloezil
      @michaeloezil 4 года назад +5

      What show is that please?

    • @drayduke
      @drayduke 4 года назад +9

      @@michaeloezil "The Weakest Link" (original UK edition) hosted by Anne Robinson.

    • @jeanlubin5864
      @jeanlubin5864 4 года назад +9

      Howard is savage.

  • @CoffeeStained
    @CoffeeStained 4 года назад +5182

    I think Jennifer Garner totally deserved the embarrassment she felt over being wrong about “snuck”.

    • @Heavenly-Drakian
      @Heavenly-Drakian 4 года назад +98

      she invited that but it lasted for about 20 seconds because he was afraid she would kick his ass since she can.

    • @ronaldcross
      @ronaldcross 4 года назад +165

      Technically she was correct, just the way "ain't" was not accepted as a word when I was a kid in the 50's and 60's. It made it into the dictionary through overwhelming repetition. New words are added every year to the dictionary.

    • @CoffeeStained
      @CoffeeStained 4 года назад +312

      @@ronaldcross To be fair, the Oxford English Dictionary only recognised 'snuck' as a word in 1998, and this interview happened in 2010. While she can't be faulted for keeping up on the legitimacy of a single word, she can be held accountable for a snotty attitude and hubris. So her comeuppance was enjoyable. This is, of course, my views on this interaction alone; I'm not familiar with her or her work and she may be a lovely person normally.

    • @abeedeahmed5626
      @abeedeahmed5626 4 года назад +4

      @@Heavenly-Drakian that would be assault on TV so it would last for about a month for her in jail

    • @jeyzutu758
      @jeyzutu758 4 года назад

      I love her right pinky toe

  • @smiletoforget
    @smiletoforget 4 года назад +881

    those girls were really disrespectful towads anthony. spoiled brats

    • @jeanlubin5864
      @jeanlubin5864 4 года назад +133

      Good thing that Anthony didn't hold back.

    • @oleiosocool
      @oleiosocool 3 года назад +57

      @@jeanlubin5864 yes he did
      He couldve fucking destroyed them

    • @lisaellis2593
      @lisaellis2593 3 года назад +5

      @@jeanlubin5864 Exactly!

    • @joyandpeacefullaughter5307
      @joyandpeacefullaughter5307 3 года назад +19

      Yeah, and he went down to their level with the not funny family joke.

    • @gogocapo2645
      @gogocapo2645 3 года назад +13

      No i think he went a little too hard on those teenagers

  • @mitchkroener
    @mitchkroener 3 года назад +50

    I’ve never seen that “You’re no Jack Kennedy” thing live. I can’t believe it was actually that crisp and perfect!

  • @keithsmith5908
    @keithsmith5908 4 года назад +132

    “She’s very upset you told her to fuck off.”
    Gordan: “Well then can you tell her I meant it.”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @darmy713
    @darmy713 4 года назад +3105

    Don’t you think the Catholic Church went a little too far?
    Hahaha

    • @johnhines1336
      @johnhines1336 4 года назад +47

      No statement more truthful,

    • @P.Jlive2024
      @P.Jlive2024 4 года назад +12

      With what? The rapi*g of young boys

    • @cookeymonster83
      @cookeymonster83 4 года назад +61

      Catholics: He told a joke about Jesus
      Everyone else: You slaughtered millions during the Crusades

    • @cookeymonster83
      @cookeymonster83 4 года назад +2

      Were*

    • @jessejive117
      @jessejive117 4 года назад

      Cookey Monster also I’m not even close to catholic or care that he made a joke about Jesus. I haven’t heard it I’m sure it’s hilarious and Christian over reacted tho I’ve never meet one who cares I doubt you have maybe on the internet tho and if they care they definitely didn’t lose sleep over but I’m just pointing out why you’re historically and logically completely wrong. If you have different numbers let me know them. Also I can’t remember if it was the Ottoman Empire or not I don’t feel like researching there were a few crusades

  • @dmac1824
    @dmac1824 4 года назад +877

    OMG! The one where the cop roasted the girl he was writing a ticket to had me rolling!

    • @MrTruth111
      @MrTruth111 4 года назад +72

      ''you're right, we don't give tickets to pretty girls, now sign here'' ahhahahahahaaa

    • @bribripickle
      @bribripickle 4 года назад +16

      What a savage 😎 😆

    • @ebonimom6964
      @ebonimom6964 4 года назад +9

      That was absolute carnage

    • @yahiryellow1
      @yahiryellow1 4 года назад +4

      @@MrTruth111 I didn't understand it until I read this

    • @MrTruth111
      @MrTruth111 4 года назад +3

      @@yahiryellow1 haha

  • @buggyboogle9
    @buggyboogle9 3 года назад +70

    After all these years, " You're no Jack Kennedy, " still burns. Nobody expected it.

  • @kcknight13
    @kcknight13 2 года назад +64

    The Norm Macdonald joke at the end literally made me laugh so hard, I became lightheaded the first time I heard it. "At least he's not being a hypocrite, and that's the worst part." 😂😂

  • @stevema2
    @stevema2 4 года назад +97

    "You didn't think we gave pretty girls tickets? You're absolutely right, we don't. Sign here." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kfc8278
    @kfc8278 4 года назад +414

    0:29
    “You know what, I’m about to say it. Ok. I’ll say it. I don’t care that you broke your elbow”

    • @kerpunkpubgmobile8624
      @kerpunkpubgmobile8624 4 года назад +7

      I don't care that you broke your elbow username checks out

    • @rob7325
      @rob7325 4 года назад +3

      Question. Who broke there elbow and why don't you care?

    • @Nick-nh5cr
      @Nick-nh5cr 4 года назад +4

      You took it way too far man

    • @IneshKhanal
      @IneshKhanal 4 года назад

      *releases intense PFF*

  • @cyanide6954
    @cyanide6954 5 лет назад +1897

    If someone said “what are u looking at”
    Reply with “a mistake ur parents made”

  • @reliant1701
    @reliant1701 3 года назад +138

    "Snuck isn't a word, Conan. You went to Harvard, and you should know that."
    Conan, internally: Omae wa mou shindeiru

    • @crjaded
      @crjaded 3 года назад +4

      NANI???!!!!!

    • @JiihaaS
      @JiihaaS 3 года назад +2

      I'm sorry but I don't think Conan's internally an anime chatacter.

  • @icarusfx
    @icarusfx 4 года назад +233

    “Baby, I’m an adult”

  • @OldManLuffy
    @OldManLuffy 4 года назад +320

    Conan looked exactly like a skinny guy playing a fat guy in 2002 that shit had me in tears

  • @matt-lang
    @matt-lang 4 года назад +172

    Oh my god the "you're the carrot top of interviewers" segment was BRUTAL. That was wild

  • @nicholasdavis5393
    @nicholasdavis5393 3 года назад +123

    I love how Aubrey Plaza is getting ready to slap Chris Pratt before he even finishes the joke.

    • @jeffreyduus5440
      @jeffreyduus5440 3 года назад +16

      I just love Aubrey Plaza no matter what she is doing.

    • @mallory_j88
      @mallory_j88 9 месяцев назад +1

      Lol i rewatched that one after reading this. she def already had finished that joke in her head.

  • @janiyawest7023
    @janiyawest7023 2 года назад +15

    Norm's "Chairman of the B-O-R-E-D" had me in stitches.

  • @mariag.8242
    @mariag.8242 4 года назад +143

    “bigger than yours” 😂😂😂 how to deal, lady!

    • @WalkmanAndCigarettes
      @WalkmanAndCigarettes 4 года назад +12

      "Fore shore beeger thein yores" that motherfucking accent kills me

    • @zlinedavid
      @zlinedavid 4 года назад +5

      I think Jimmy liked getting slapped

  • @stevenwille1311
    @stevenwille1311 4 года назад +556

    Norm Mcdonald is a national treasure

  • @jedinxf7
    @jedinxf7 3 года назад +100

    "Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy" is one of the great put downs of American political history. It worked because it was true, and because the man walked right into it begging for the comparison to be made.

    • @JiihaaS
      @JiihaaS 3 года назад +3

      I wouldn't even call it a put down, he just had his place shown to him.

    • @Heathcoatman
      @Heathcoatman 2 года назад

      It was a great line, but I'm not sure you could say it worked. Remember which one ended up being VP?

    • @Isaac_R
      @Isaac_R 2 года назад +1

      @@Heathcoatman Not because of Quayle

    • @Heathcoatman
      @Heathcoatman 2 года назад

      @@Isaac_R Sure, just pointing out that it was a great line, but Quayle still ended up VP

  • @JT-gd7he
    @JT-gd7he 2 года назад +24

    Norm, there will never be another like you. RIP.

  • @CreamToast
    @CreamToast 2 года назад +125

    Norm macdonald was and literally will forever be unmatched

    • @silka4670
      @silka4670 Год назад +3

      RIP Norm

    • @bingbongbang8895
      @bingbongbang8895 Год назад

      "I like raping, at least I'm not a hypocrite". I fell on the floor after that one.

  • @ytrbro1041
    @ytrbro1041 4 года назад +101

    lol she going to tell patti lebell "dont eat the paper" as if she is 5 years old!! set her straight pattie!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @seharpanesar5132
    @seharpanesar5132 3 года назад +26

    2:11 Bill burr: "yes and I wanted to talk to you about jesus afterwards" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @showtime1235
    @showtime1235 4 года назад +39

    Andy’s comeback on Chelsea Handler was easily the best

  • @bonnielass3975
    @bonnielass3975 3 года назад +17

    Norm has always been Savage! He's got one of the Best deliveries of all time. That teehee smile that just says heeeyy heeeyy. 😂

  • @idadahlberg3761
    @idadahlberg3761 3 года назад +56

    "Every shade off your mom's lipstick" 😂😂

  • @rmiddlehouse
    @rmiddlehouse 4 года назад +81

    You know its a bad burn when they are still bringing it up 30 yrs later 8:00

    • @JiihaaS
      @JiihaaS 3 года назад

      It's interesting. I've never heard or seen it before, possibly because I'm not American, and I find the response quite banal tbh. To me it basically seems like just a "nope" covered in an anecdote.

  • @freeda363
    @freeda363 4 года назад +181

    "THATS WHY YOU USE AUTOTUNE AND I DONT"

    • @tashahines1000
      @tashahines1000 4 года назад +25

      Simon almost spit his drink out.

    • @jeanlubin5864
      @jeanlubin5864 4 года назад +12

      @@tashahines1000 that was the funniest part.

    • @eriklaguiraoficial
      @eriklaguiraoficial 4 года назад +8

      Now that’s savage

    • @ayush9791
      @ayush9791 4 года назад +7

      But Demi doesn't use autotune. I think.

    • @saitama-kun4661
      @saitama-kun4661 4 года назад +1

      @@ayush9791 yea but on bed thou 😂😂

  • @dougimmel
    @dougimmel 3 года назад +20

    The Jack Kennedy comeback will always be in a league of its own.

  • @danf8047
    @danf8047 3 года назад +26

    I didn't think Norm MacDonald was funny as a teen but now as a grown up I cry laughing at his jokes.

  • @justin4k615
    @justin4k615 4 года назад +13

    Those two girls who kept peeking on winter soilder n falcon are gonna die single with that attitude

  • @bloodyfitnerd1947
    @bloodyfitnerd1947 4 года назад +13

    ramsey's comeback to customers who come up to the pass is always golden.

  • @jimmyjay122
    @jimmyjay122 4 года назад +50

    Thank you Sofia Vergara for one of best comebacks of all time 🤣🤣🤣

    • @micahwatkins8425
      @micahwatkins8425 4 года назад +1

      Was she really mad

    • @jimmyjay122
      @jimmyjay122 4 года назад +9

      @@micahwatkins8425 I think yes 😆 She seemed genuinely mad. I think she just didn't fully accept that these came from people's online comments. Or maybe she did, but that last comment was too much for her to accept and just reacted spontaneously by slapping the guy standing in front of her saying the words out loud 😅 Either way her overall reaction and witty reply were priceless 😌

  • @jeffrielley920
    @jeffrielley920 4 года назад +85

    5:00 Kid asks Walter White a question.
    Heisenberg gives reply.

  • @airsofter2247
    @airsofter2247 4 года назад +48

    "I feel bad for you"
    "I don't think about you at-all....."

  • @freggo6604
    @freggo6604 3 года назад +21

    6:10 He is 100% right. When times get tough for you your friends will all be busy.

    • @chalkbunt81
      @chalkbunt81 Месяц назад

      Soooo wrong. When the s**t hits the fan, your FAMILY ain't nowhere to be had.

  • @JohnJ-fj2xe
    @JohnJ-fj2xe 4 года назад +8

    "You didn't think we gave pretty girls tickets?"
    "You're absolutely right. We don't."
    "Sign here."
    Fuck, that was the best laugh I've had so far this year.

  • @TheComedyColosseum
    @TheComedyColosseum 4 года назад +261

    “ I read the board was spelt B O R E D.”
    If that was not pre written that was class. Norm is pretty funny though tbf man. 😂

    • @Plysomack
      @Plysomack 4 года назад +12

      That was the cleverest of all of the unscripted comebacks.

    • @adamFIVE88
      @adamFIVE88 4 года назад +5

      He said "I bet the 'board' is spelt b o r e d" I misheard it the first time too, I had to watch it again because it was so funny lmao.

    • @DonByrd1025
      @DonByrd1025 3 года назад +7

      Norm Macdonald is a genius when with comebacks and improvised jokes.

    • @Nemcoification
      @Nemcoification 3 года назад +2

      That whole interview is great, Norm is constantly derailing it.

    • @NaruSanavai
      @NaruSanavai 3 года назад +1

      @@Nemcoification May he rest in peace.

  • @christiankrenek7689
    @christiankrenek7689 4 года назад +28

    All great, but Norm MacDonald knocks it out of the park with that last bit.

  • @aravindsankaranaorist
    @aravindsankaranaorist 3 года назад +6

    Norm is THE KING of Comebacks. When he opens to talk about someone you know there's gonna be blood.

  • @tpstrat14
    @tpstrat14 4 года назад +40

    6:15 that's not a comeback, that's a life lesson

  • @geraldgoldsby8533
    @geraldgoldsby8533 4 года назад +56

    Ya have to be quick witted. Priceless.

  • @goiz2422
    @goiz2422 4 года назад +61

    2:00 u missed the best bit after he says "i like to take my time if u know what i mean" she says "i have absolutley no idea what u mean" and then he says "somehow i dont doubt that"

  • @blaws6684
    @blaws6684 4 года назад +181

    Was in a bar one evening after skiing and a guy was doing everything he could to try to get somewhere with a rather hot snow bunny. He was relentless and it lasted for a couple hours. People were taking note. Finally after spending a mortgage payment in drinks for her and the bar to stay to show off he finally said “look all I want to do is get into your pants for a while. “. She didn’t miss a beat. Looked around to see if the folks were paying attention and said “what for? I already have an asshole in there “. The place went crazy laughing

    • @multistan1100
      @multistan1100 4 года назад +10

      DAMN

    • @jeanlubin5864
      @jeanlubin5864 4 года назад +5

      He spent a mortgage payment in drinks? Damn lol.

    • @blaws6684
      @blaws6684 4 года назад +4

      Jean Lubin best burn ive ever heard. This chick would have beat don rickles at scorching people

    • @Dev-ie1ez
      @Dev-ie1ez 4 года назад

      Sorry but can you explain it

    • @blaws6684
      @blaws6684 4 года назад

      Dev ummm she said no

  • @kasweatherall941
    @kasweatherall941 4 года назад +19

    OMG. Chris at the beginning & Norm McDonald at the end where freaking hilarious

  • @mobilegameplaywalkthroughs990
    @mobilegameplaywalkthroughs990 3 года назад +7

    Damn, Norm is awesome. Loved him ever since I first saw him on SNL Weekend Update in the 90's.

  • @craigjohnson4302
    @craigjohnson4302 4 года назад +18

    "You didn't think we gave pretty girls tickets? You're absolutely right, we don't... sign here." LOL!!!

  • @jamesolive1300
    @jamesolive1300 4 года назад +33

    “The thing is, I didn’t want to find you. I actually wanted to stay alone.”

  • @aidanrogers4438
    @aidanrogers4438 4 года назад +59

    Anthony Mackie was definitely pulling his comebacks, going from other videos I’ve seen from him.

  • @ThiccOleCat
    @ThiccOleCat 4 года назад +10

    "Senator you're no Jack Kennedy" the audience applauding that had to fucking HURT.

  • @BrokenGodEnt
    @BrokenGodEnt 3 года назад +12

    "Senator you're no Jack Kennedy"
    Most cutting thing to ever be said in a political debate.

  • @SMBDelse
    @SMBDelse 4 года назад +120

    2:07 it’s not the end of the dialogue
    She replies: I’m afraid I don’t know what you mean
    And he replies: somehow I’m not surprised

    • @nye5808
      @nye5808 4 года назад +2

      LUMBAGO TV ik how was that not included!

    • @briancox8443
      @briancox8443 4 года назад

      It killed me they didn't show the whole clip.

    • @notricky1680
      @notricky1680 4 года назад +3

      Somehow I don't doubt that*

    • @anirudh9059
      @anirudh9059 4 года назад

      What show is that?

    • @drayduke
      @drayduke 4 года назад

      @@anirudh9059 the weakest link.

  • @university-666
    @university-666 4 года назад +827

    If its a TV show its not a comeback. Its a script.

    • @RonaldMoD
      @RonaldMoD 4 года назад +9

      80% of these clips were scripted

    • @camogrrl
      @camogrrl 4 года назад +50

      It’s a scripted comeback. A comeback is a comeback wether it’s scripted or not. Gawd stay in school kids

    • @Shinkajo
      @Shinkajo 4 года назад +58

      I think țhe parks and rec one was a blooper

    • @Cheezus
      @Cheezus 4 года назад +27

      The Kim K joke about the comback story is not scripted, the scripted scene is still funny but not this funny.

    • @qy72hund
      @qy72hund 4 года назад +13

      let the record show the parks and rec one was improvised by Pratt

  • @tinurubin2998
    @tinurubin2998 4 года назад +5

    I replayed the first clip so many times just see everyone reactions . Gold

  • @heavypen
    @heavypen 5 месяцев назад +2

    "Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy." Poor Danny Quayle was never quite the same after that. Thanks for the refresher on that one.

  • @gsom7
    @gsom7 23 дня назад +1

    Always start with good comeback! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @blakepotter7937
    @blakepotter7937 4 года назад +9

    Gerry laughing harder than all of them is a great thing.

  • @jondoe5843
    @jondoe5843 4 года назад +4

    That Norm MacDonald bit at the very end is absolute gold!

  • @bipolarewok
    @bipolarewok 5 лет назад +377

    1:51 Dude, you left the best part out of the clip

    • @noneyabizz5306
      @noneyabizz5306 5 лет назад +79

      Yah, hows he gonna actually not put in the comeback? How stupid. Anne got destroyed there. "I have absolutely no idea what you mean." "Somehow, I don't doubt that." LOL

    • @mr.a1285
      @mr.a1285 4 года назад +4

      @@noneyabizz5306 You have a good memory

    • @jeanlubin5864
      @jeanlubin5864 4 года назад +3

      @@noneyabizz5306 I was mad for that as well. Howard destroyed Anne.

    • @JiihaaS
      @JiihaaS 3 года назад

      @@mr.a1285 how do you know how long it was since they last saw it, or how many times they've seen it?

  • @erikj.2066
    @erikj.2066 2 года назад +4

    “You told my friend to fuck off” “Tell her I meant it.” 🤣

  • @Cartier_specialist
    @Cartier_specialist 3 года назад +13

    Conan's demonic laugh was the best.

  • @chrinarai
    @chrinarai 4 года назад +15

    "I don't think about you at all" so cold! Love it

  • @TailsClock
    @TailsClock 4 года назад +84

    "I like to take my time if you know what I mean" *wink*
    is just the set up. You totally skipped the punchline.

  • @RustyGorbi
    @RustyGorbi 4 года назад +6

    that policeman tops everything, absolute LEGEND! xD

  • @criticalfxck13
    @criticalfxck13 Год назад +1

    "When things get tight, let me know where your friends at"
    God that's good lmao
    Remember, all family is friends but not all friends is family

  • @destiny2500
    @destiny2500 4 года назад +5

    The copppp😂😂😂😂 “I thought you didn’t give pretty girls tickets”
    “We don’t sign here”🤣😂😂🤣☠️☠️😭😭😭 I’d be crushed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dylanjs4487
    @dylanjs4487 4 года назад +30

    the first one with andy from parks and rec is an improv line and oh my god chris pratt is so funny

  • @mrburgers2440
    @mrburgers2440 4 года назад +267

    bEcAuSe iTs So mUcH fUn jAn!!
    best.

  • @kjegal2349
    @kjegal2349 5 лет назад +81

    The first one😯💀💀

  • @randychampion184
    @randychampion184 3 года назад +2

    Nick Offerman's face transforming from a scowl to full on laugh mode is gold!!!

  • @MaegnasMw
    @MaegnasMw 4 года назад +6

    "You did not think we gave tickets to pretty girls? You're right, we don't! SIGN HERE!" SAVAGE!!! :D

  • @Sky_TEC_Illustraition_Systems
    @Sky_TEC_Illustraition_Systems 4 года назад +54

    Friends .vs. Family
    THAT dichotomy is real

    • @vickijo2343
      @vickijo2343 4 года назад +7

      @OnlyBlindSeeTheTruth why is it cringe when its truth?? As you go through life friends come and go..family is always there.

    • @saiyan-lord4714
      @saiyan-lord4714 4 года назад +7

      OnlyBlindSeeTheTruth dude u big butthurt some little brats got put in their place huh? Lmao and.......2020 is here

    • @vickijo2343
      @vickijo2343 4 года назад +1

      ​@OnlyBlindSeeTheTruth wtf are you talking about?? Of course i will go in front of family....they know me the best..Again, you fall out with friends find new friends etc etc...you obvs too young to get that. You too will grow to learn that.

    • @soaribb32
      @soaribb32 4 года назад +5

      @@vickijo2343 friends can be more of a family then the blood related ones.

    • @vickijo2343
      @vickijo2343 4 года назад +2

      @@soaribb32 Some can be...But on average we take our family for granted. So we try and hold tight to our friends because they are under no obligation to stick around.....But hey life is never so straight forward.

  • @michaelwybrow5588
    @michaelwybrow5588 4 года назад +17

    " BECAUSE ITS SO MUCH FUN JAN, GET IT!"

  • @tedheavy3441
    @tedheavy3441 3 года назад +7

    He challenged Norm McDonald and he says I'll bet the board is spelled bored. That was absolutely spectacular.

  • @whatdothlife4660
    @whatdothlife4660 3 года назад +6

    Norm steals the show as per usual.

  • @myklmusic
    @myklmusic 2 года назад +7

    Being a hypocrite actually distracts from the criminal act.
    Thank You, Norm.

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 2 года назад

      It's funny because I'm literally the guy Norm was talking about when he said that most "struggle-snuggle enthusiasts" are hypocrites because they don't openly admit that they love it. I on the other hand admit I love a good struggle-snuggle openly quite often, when the conversation calls for it ofc.

  • @sammy181
    @sammy181 4 года назад +129

    8:44 that laugh in the background ....... Sounded like JENNIFER LAWRENCE

    • @uzairmahmood5453
      @uzairmahmood5453 4 года назад

      Yeah kind of

    • @ima.1766
      @ima.1766 4 года назад +1

      OMG yes hahahagag

    • @I-Want-The-Truth
      @I-Want-The-Truth 4 года назад

      Whats her name? This blonde chick looks familiar but I cannot remember where from 🤔

    • @sammy181
      @sammy181 4 года назад +1

      @@I-Want-The-Truth Courtney Thorne Smith

    • @I-Want-The-Truth
      @I-Want-The-Truth 4 года назад

      @@sammy181 thanks, it has been annoying me 🤣

  • @281m.wasiqwasim3
    @281m.wasiqwasim3 5 лет назад +18

    I don't think about you at all. Classic Draper

  • @Astonish
    @Astonish 4 года назад +681

    „What do you sink? Might be that cast iron heart.“ Genius😂

    • @joecook5689
      @joecook5689 4 года назад +32

      She was a right bitch asking Andy if he floats. Haha, cast iron heart.
      Bloody Chelsea rude handler. From UK

    • @purselmer5931
      @purselmer5931 4 года назад +7

      @Spiral Notebook I think if she's reduced herself to fat jokes, then her too-smart-for-the-world routine is not "wearing thin" - it's gone.

  • @boredweegie553
    @boredweegie553 4 года назад +11

    Love the Cosby bit at the end 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @AshTheStash
    @AshTheStash 3 года назад +1

    When u grow you’ll understand your friends arent there when u need them. That’s some sad cold hard truth.

  • @ZenZill
    @ZenZill 3 года назад +20

    Gotta say, I'm impressed how many of these you nailed. I know them all, but it's like impossible to get a list like this going. Heroic work.

  • @harleyserpa8334
    @harleyserpa8334 4 года назад +7

    “Because it’s so much fun Jan, get it!” Lmao

  • @savehimgffff1777
    @savehimgffff1777 4 года назад +26

    Moral of this video: You can’t eat the paper.