Bill Burr is LETHAL

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @ocelot_the_dragon
    @ocelot_the_dragon 5 лет назад +5166

    You know as soon as bill leans back, you gotta get ready

    • @Nayhan123
      @Nayhan123 5 лет назад +5

      Luke Haave you got likes thought I'd tell you

    • @slavicdude8731
      @slavicdude8731 4 года назад +3

      Hey Luuuuuke u got likes

    • @ocelot_the_dragon
      @ocelot_the_dragon 4 года назад +1

      Jesus I forgot all about this video

    • @Jgeebeesg
      @Jgeebeesg 4 года назад +2

      Yo this luke dude got the likes yo

    • @chytstorm
      @chytstorm 4 года назад +2

      Folks didn't know he was joking about voting for the conspiracy nut. 5:29

  • @billschlafly4107
    @billschlafly4107 6 лет назад +6885

    He boils down absurdities of life like no other. Hypocrisy has no place to hide when he's on it.

    • @TheEndsofEaglesOfficial
      @TheEndsofEaglesOfficial 6 лет назад +118

      He took over George Carlins role.

    • @STMARTIN009
      @STMARTIN009 6 лет назад +64

      Bostonian version of George Carlin

    • @intecharlie
      @intecharlie 6 лет назад +4

      You sound like bill bur himself

    • @redman0324
      @redman0324 6 лет назад +22

      Absolutely! Burr says what many believe but refuse to express. Common sense and no bullshit. It's a wonder some PC nut hasn't ghosted him.

    • @user-hb6fb6xx1r
      @user-hb6fb6xx1r 6 лет назад

      Dude what was he about to say in the end

  • @budwhite9781
    @budwhite9781 6 лет назад +22147

    Bill Burr can lean back into a chair like no other...

    • @josedelgado3632
      @josedelgado3632 5 лет назад +311

      Yes!! He owns it & he knows it

    • @mikeeaston4431
      @mikeeaston4431 5 лет назад +249

      I didnt know chairs could be used so perfectly use.

    • @ProfessorHubertFarnsworth
      @ProfessorHubertFarnsworth 5 лет назад +185

      He did an interview around the release of F is For Family Season 2 and the chair was so uncomfortable, he just railed on the chair for several minutes. It was amazing.
      ruclips.net/video/p6TSlfkZzGY/видео.html
      That's the whole video, it's long but he just keeps coming back to the chair the whole time. It was so funny.

    • @wilzzfaith8940
      @wilzzfaith8940 5 лет назад +10

      Lol. Good 1.

    • @dustinconnolly7258
      @dustinconnolly7258 5 лет назад +34

      Yeah when he was on colin cowherds show he was pissed about how he couldn't lean back in comfort

  • @fhowland
    @fhowland 3 года назад +2365

    “It’s why men drop dead at 50.. 40 years of not being able to admit a puppy is cute”. 😂 😂 😂

    • @tennesseecountryboy7695
      @tennesseecountryboy7695 3 года назад +32

      Which is true but also we need to preserve us real masculine men or our country will fall faster I take pride in knowing I’m a man and I can’t show any weakness or emotions around my wife or any woman and I believe no man should ever be weak show emotions or cry around any body

    • @nathanialhopkins4620
      @nathanialhopkins4620 3 года назад +136

      @@tennesseecountryboy7695 😂😂

    • @cuauhtemocmorisco3493
      @cuauhtemocmorisco3493 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mr.pumpkine8070
      @mr.pumpkine8070 3 года назад +84

      @@tennesseecountryboy7695 jesus what a sad life you live

    • @shawnjames3242
      @shawnjames3242 3 года назад +109

      @@tennesseecountryboy7695 you think masculinity means not showing emotions? men who are able to admit their feelings and emotions are even more masculine in my opinion.

  • @hkoizumi3134
    @hkoizumi3134 5 лет назад +10125

    "Men drops dead at 50 because for 40 years not being able to admit that puppies are cute."
    That pretty much explains men and I can relate to that lol.

    • @kalfu5194
      @kalfu5194 5 лет назад +245

      @Horror From Below and that's good, but for a lot of men who were raised in a more "traditional" environment, they are usually taught to not let their emotions flow, or even express them

    • @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
      @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs 5 лет назад +17

      He explains why he's a psycho lol

    • @johndurrett3573
      @johndurrett3573 5 лет назад +135

      @@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs Thats what makes him so insightful. Because he was raised in that environment and chose to do the introspection. Alas, many dont even bother to understand why they think and believe the way they do.

    • @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
      @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs 5 лет назад +6

      @@johndurrett3573 I love that bit when he takes a good look at him bottling shit up and then Comes back up. Hilarious and very insightful as to why men are the way they are

    • @FirstFamilyCharger
      @FirstFamilyCharger 5 лет назад +6

      No, it doesn't.

  • @Refrigerator44
    @Refrigerator44 5 лет назад +9927

    “I THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD THING IF MOST OF US DI-“
    -Bill burr

    • @DuncanWLievi
      @DuncanWLievi 5 лет назад +530

      Somewhere Thanos is watching that sunset, and Bill is drinking a cold one.

    • @sunfish9341
      @sunfish9341 5 лет назад +62

      was looking for someone who commented that

    • @XXX3134L
      @XXX3134L 5 лет назад

      N Roder 😂😂😂

    • @StephNuggs
      @StephNuggs 5 лет назад

      @@DuncanWLievi shhhh not in public pls.

    • @alexeichenauer
      @alexeichenauer 5 лет назад +18

      That's the mindset of the Elite

  • @infamous8131
    @infamous8131 3 года назад +2294

    Cutting Bill off when he said "I think most of humanity should die" was so funny

    • @9brutus08
      @9brutus08 3 года назад +35

      He’s got a point tho

    • @johnlawrence5383
      @johnlawrence5383 3 года назад +3

      I laughed

    • @Djzommer1
      @Djzommer1 3 года назад +5

      @@9brutus08 its a common philosophy dont worry you havent tapped into anything too special lol, it was funny as shit tho

    • @Rickyyyr
      @Rickyyyr 3 года назад +3

      fr with all this covid shit looks like its working out

    • @Djzommer1
      @Djzommer1 3 года назад +3

      @@Rickyyyr fingers crossed lets just hope the virus targets stupid people

  • @adamcvik6082
    @adamcvik6082 3 года назад +9032

    I love how quiet everyone was when he was trashing both the Democrats and Republicans. "They're all working for the same guy" lmaooo facts

    • @ZZZardoz762
      @ZZZardoz762 3 года назад +714

      The Dems are the left cheek and the Repubs are the right cheek of the same ass, who's sole purpose is to shit on the American people.

    • @jamesboulger8705
      @jamesboulger8705 3 года назад +88

      It's a kind of groupthink. It's the same reason legions of men will walk put of a trench and get killed by the thousands during WW1.

    • @jamesboulger8705
      @jamesboulger8705 3 года назад +38

      @@ZZZardoz762 the best part? It's got a GOOD SPREAD (dig the zardoz reference).

    • @matthewdaub
      @matthewdaub 3 года назад +25

      And they guy usually has the strings in one hand and a child in the other.

    • @serhat.I
      @serhat.I 3 года назад +23

      @@ZZZardoz762 damn! I'm gonna use that analogy thank you sir

  • @buzzcrushtrendkill
    @buzzcrushtrendkill 6 лет назад +8131

    "Lazy journalism" let those words ring.

    • @stpierredivine9417
      @stpierredivine9417 6 лет назад +84

      LIBERAL MEDIA !!!

    • @Bhez7
      @Bhez7 6 лет назад +54

      Most profit for least effort, we need new systems of value at least at the corporate level

    • @Bhez7
      @Bhez7 6 лет назад +40

      @@stpierredivine9417 what even is fox news rite

    • @Anaphriel
      @Anaphriel 6 лет назад +36

      Very true. Fox isn't news just because they put the word in the title. Nobody actually lives in Waffle House.

    • @FlameDevily
      @FlameDevily 5 лет назад +1

      @Ashitaka The Green Room with Paul Provenza, Bill had to leave early for a night show which was highly irregular

  • @theol80chefordodge71
    @theol80chefordodge71 3 года назад +2466

    You know you’re screwed when bill burr straightens up in his chair

    • @ninaa4192
      @ninaa4192 3 года назад +46

      Everybody's gangsta till Billy boi sits up straight in his chair

    • @ronaldsneek
      @ronaldsneek 3 года назад +4

      Bill certainly deserves capitols.

  • @snafubar447
    @snafubar447 3 года назад +710

    "If you do a Caitlyn Jenner joke and one journalist gets offended, it's literally the end of the world."
    Interviewer, sweating bullets, "Hmm...yup...haha."

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 8 месяцев назад +7

      Dave Chappelle complaining about getting canceled on his fourth Netflix special from the past few years.

    • @mandeepdeol2601
      @mandeepdeol2601 8 месяцев назад

      @@Ismael-kc3rywell the pendulum had to swing back at some point

    • @smitjimmers144
      @smitjimmers144 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Ismael-kc3ry”getting cancelled”. Can’t get cancelled if you don’t give a shit about those people

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 6 месяцев назад

      @@smitjimmers144 So he should shut up and stop whining like a bitch, glad we agree lmao

    • @trent_k
      @trent_k 19 дней назад

      @@mandeepdeol2601the point was he isn’t actually canceled

  • @Dwazedas
    @Dwazedas 4 года назад +5916

    "People who get offended are childish people. They're not adults." Spot on.

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 3 года назад +48

      Too general, but I can take it as a joke lol

    • @HockeyNationHD
      @HockeyNationHD 3 года назад +74

      Yet his whole act is him getting offended by everything.

    • @burpostockings
      @burpostockings 3 года назад +24

      Lol he's right. "Thats offensive!"
      "I know sweetie, heres some teddy grahams, go back to sleepies"

    • @DockingFreidmanRecords
      @DockingFreidmanRecords 3 года назад +4

      Are u a roman consol?

    • @logankowalyk2580
      @logankowalyk2580 3 года назад +17

      @@harrambou9468 I think the context he was talking about people who get offended by jokes or comics

  • @kiikaapoaneniya2696
    @kiikaapoaneniya2696 5 лет назад +5092

    Bill Burr for president 2020, so he could read secret files from the pentagon on TV and say "you know what else their doing?" lol

    • @joeyy2baked669
      @joeyy2baked669 5 лет назад +150

      So he can get that convertible Dallas ride?

    • @ispartacus1337
      @ispartacus1337 5 лет назад +21

      That would be fucking hilarious

    • @lillb643
      @lillb643 5 лет назад +16

      Literally asked my boyfriend "what if this dude was president." before seeing this comment 😂

    • @ahalawani89
      @ahalawani89 4 года назад

      This would be hilarious

    • @rudystraight1750
      @rudystraight1750 4 года назад

      Urthe definition of a braindead american useless consumer

  • @etme1000
    @etme1000 5 лет назад +3376

    It's like listening to the rants of a New York cab driver.

    • @jpirrags1865
      @jpirrags1865 5 лет назад +23

      etme1000 it’s amazing ain’t it

    • @lucasbomber5238
      @lucasbomber5238 5 лет назад +38

      Same as London cabbies 😂 Putting the world to rights lol

    • @BuBbLeBaThJaKe
      @BuBbLeBaThJaKe 5 лет назад +94

      Or Boston cab driver more like 😂

    • @jamesbond8348
      @jamesbond8348 5 лет назад +6

      He's doing his best Impersonation of Mel Gibson character from his Film, Conspiracy. Which is a great Mel Gibson film btw Yall. The intro will have you thinking his protagonist is based off Alex Jones lol

    • @tonymontana9799
      @tonymontana9799 4 года назад

      Yeah the truth from the street

  • @mcstench8913
    @mcstench8913 3 года назад +372

    Nestle is straight up one of the most evil companies that gets away with the most shit

    • @JDYTC
      @JDYTC 3 года назад +14

      The beautiful thing about companies is that any individual can boycot them. No company can force you. Only governments can legislate and thereby force you. Or extort, forbid or obligate you. And nobody can boycot a government. The more the government regulates, the less freedom there is left for the individual. And the more the government regulates and legislates, the more there is for the biggest companies to lobby for. The only real “evil” in the world is government.

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 3 года назад +19

      @@JDYTC Except it's the exact opposite. Companies have all the money and that means all the power.

    • @JDYTC
      @JDYTC 3 года назад +2

      @@92brunod False. It isn’t the opposite. At all.
      Companies may have “all the money” (despite government creates it out of thin air lol) but the power companies have they only get from influencing or buying the government. And from voluntary customers and employees of course.
      You didn’t refute anything I have stated.
      The beautiful thing about companies is that any individual can boycot them. No company can force you. Only governments can legislate and thereby force you. Or extort, forbid or obligate you. And nobody can boycot a government. The more the government regulates, the less freedom there is left for the individual. And the more the government regulates and legislates, the more there is for the biggest companies to lobby for. The only real “evil” in the world is government.
      What the government does not force i.e. legislate, a company cannot influence, corrupt or lobby for.
      There is nothing “opposite” about that. And nothing you have stated refutes that.

    • @JDYTC
      @JDYTC 3 года назад +2

      @@92brunod en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobbying

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 3 года назад +15

      @@JDYTC You can vote and destroy the career of a politician. How many big companies or millionaires have ever been destroyed by people?
      Without strict control from the people, who are represented by the government there is no way to actually control the companies. NO WAY, they can do whatever they want. It's laws that forbids companies from lying, advertising unhealthy stuff, etc, etc.
      The stronger the government, the best all of this works. Of course, if you have a shitty government and a shitty democracy like the US this happens. It's basically anarchy.

  • @Scientist-exe
    @Scientist-exe 3 года назад +4230

    "Act accordingly or you get the convertible ride in Dallas" bruh that JFK reference. Savage af.

    • @Chris-yx6uy
      @Chris-yx6uy 3 года назад +19

      Yeap cause it was pretty obvious what the reference was about you used condom..

    • @EmptyToiletProducts
      @EmptyToiletProducts 3 года назад +101

      @@Chris-yx6uy ?

    • @fritsvanswinderen4532
      @fritsvanswinderen4532 3 года назад +122

      @@Chris-yx6uy youre intelligence got offended there, Chris?? That was a laughable reaction, are you a wannabee snowflake or are you already there?? 😂😂

    • @Chris-yx6uy
      @Chris-yx6uy 3 года назад +4

      @@fritsvanswinderen4532 ?

    • @Rob526
      @Rob526 3 года назад +49

      @@Chris-yx6uy you sound super smart.

  • @sean4415
    @sean4415 4 года назад +5624

    Bill Burr isn't even a comedian, he's just a man who speaks his mind.

    • @anubis9151
      @anubis9151 4 года назад +144

      But in a super funny way

    • @Redom.99
      @Redom.99 4 года назад +42

      Sean some of the best comedians do exactly that 😂😂

    • @markcarey67
      @markcarey67 4 года назад +101

      He's so good he sounds like he's speaking his mind off the top of his head but there is a a lot of technical skill involved in pulling that off. He's such a practised comedian that you don't notice his chops.

    • @FrancoFluence
      @FrancoFluence 4 года назад +1

      Amen

    • @IrishCow
      @IrishCow 4 года назад +19

      He is one of the best comedians alive. Every one online "speaks their mind", a comedian makes that funny. That's what he does.

  • @XxAtomic646xX
    @XxAtomic646xX 6 лет назад +5410

    "You act accordingly or you get a free convertible ride in dallas" DAMNNN

    • @lunsmann
      @lunsmann 6 лет назад +438

      That there, straight down the line, is the fucking truth.

    • @ashantal5172
      @ashantal5172 6 лет назад +183

      That was such a good line

    • @Beetlejuice699
      @Beetlejuice699 6 лет назад +247

      JFK wanted to free us from the new age slavery.

    • @Reignor99
      @Reignor99 6 лет назад +147

      "The very word “secrecy” is repugnant in a free and open society; and we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths and to secret proceedings. We decided long ago that the dangers of excessive and unwarranted concealment of pertinent facts far outweighed the dangers which are cited to justify it. Even today, there is little value in opposing the threat of a closed society by imitating its arbitrary restrictions. Even today, there is little value in insuring the survival of our nation if our traditions do not survive with it. And there is very grave danger that an announced need for increased security will be seized upon by those anxious to expand its meaning to the very limits of official censorship and concealment." -JFK

    • @aacuna4420
      @aacuna4420 6 лет назад +32

      Fucking a that’s right

  • @saltedllama2759
    @saltedllama2759 3 года назад +504

    His Steve Jobs bit is so underrated.

    • @PhillyJT
      @PhillyJT 3 года назад +7

      He makes a good point

    • @ronin123958
      @ronin123958 3 года назад +27

      The way he portrays Steve Jobs and the nameless scientists and engineers is pure gold

    • @noobass7610
      @noobass7610 3 года назад +22

      Eating pretentious fruit like pear

    • @stripybastard9160
      @stripybastard9160 3 года назад +5

      It's highly rated, you just aren't hearing from the right people

    • @michaelgeorge4643
      @michaelgeorge4643 7 месяцев назад

      2 years later, but he just did an interview where he said that that Steve Jobs bit is his favorite bit of all time LOL

  • @jan050375
    @jan050375 5 лет назад +727

    "he's illegally tasering me" * gets free and runs away *
    i love this guy

    • @void-citizen
      @void-citizen 5 лет назад +10

      Seriously that amazing

    • @mattjohnston5807
      @mattjohnston5807 5 лет назад +21

      Dude shook em off like children. That's was awesome😂

    • @waskozoids
      @waskozoids 5 лет назад

      @Fated Circles atheist don't gives a damn

    • @bakihanma7233
      @bakihanma7233 5 лет назад +10

      I hate to be the race baiter, but if the dude would've been black they would've shot him about 12 times before he made it more than 10 feet away.

    • @steve17bf2
      @steve17bf2 5 лет назад

      @@bakihanma7233 I'm white and from England, but for what it's worth I agree. It seems to happen a few times a week

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport 6 лет назад +2183

    ANYTIME I see or hear Bill Burr's name...I'M ALL IN...No Questions asked....put me down as a YES...He Delivers The Goods. Cheers Everyone

    • @b.s.6728
      @b.s.6728 6 лет назад +12

      Thank you for not saying "I'm a simple man..."

    • @serialdrunkdriver
      @serialdrunkdriver 6 лет назад +17

      Literally the greatest comedian we've ever had.

    • @TheStuport
      @TheStuport 6 лет назад

      Bro how mad are you LOL--- One of them anyway....Always thought Carlin was on such a List.

    • @serialdrunkdriver
      @serialdrunkdriver 6 лет назад +4

      The Stuport
      Dude I'll respect that because his name is so revered, but I really don't get Carlin at all man. He has never made me laugh and his subject matter just seems very pseudo-intellectual. Sorry D:.

    • @dad2628
      @dad2628 6 лет назад

      excution?

  • @AKartes
    @AKartes 6 лет назад +2330

    "....eatin' some pretentious fruit, like a pear..." XD

    • @jackson301999
      @jackson301999 6 лет назад +4

      I want my entire music collection in this phone GET ON IT

    • @cottonhill813
      @cottonhill813 6 лет назад +4

      Now the California whites are gone.

    • @d3vastat0r89
      @d3vastat0r89 6 лет назад +2

      @@nathanrodriguez914nr yeah man. Sucks because I really like them and the price is jacked up. I don't even need to make spreads and guac. Just slice it up with a sprinkle of salt and I'm set.

    • @lukebaker18
      @lukebaker18 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah like wtf did a pear do to deserve to be taken down a peg like that?!?! 😂

    • @hardcoredoom5892
      @hardcoredoom5892 5 лет назад +1

      Jobs is God.
      But yes, the joke is still hilarious.

  • @skandaa
    @skandaa 3 года назад +197

    We should treasure this guy.. a real voice amongst the absolute shit that's being fed to us

  • @WyWy0207
    @WyWy0207 4 года назад +1266

    .."these conservatives and these liberals..like I just zone out, I can't even talk to you if you really think those are two choices.....act accordingly or get that convertible ride in Dallas" -Billy Burr
    This guy understands.

    • @caitthecat
      @caitthecat 4 года назад +1

      Are you a fellow progressive?

    • @TheBmills415
      @TheBmills415 4 года назад +52

      @@caitthecat
      Bill was right
      Most dems and repubs are very good friends and are playing both sides to the middle

    • @jeffreylorien6687
      @jeffreylorien6687 4 года назад +33

      @@TheBmills415 yes. It's all a ruse to keep us from realizing they are one thing. Elites. Millionaires. Billionaires. Oligarchs.

    • @WyWy0207
      @WyWy0207 4 года назад +7

      @@jeffreylorien6687 yep. " The elites " are provable it's not a conspiracy. Bill Hicks talks about it in stand up perfectly.

    • @anitabonghit7606
      @anitabonghit7606 3 года назад +2

      @@WyWy0207 theres so much media that looks bad now in hindsight family guy simpsons so much more just for mentioning secret societies and making odd references passed as jokes

  • @randomhero456
    @randomhero456 4 года назад +1155

    “You know, the meeting they have underneath the mountain?” God bless you, Bill Burr.

    • @redrhino1911
      @redrhino1911 4 года назад +8

      Frfr

    • @edsosa9954
      @edsosa9954 4 года назад +10

      I didnt GT this reference can u explain please?

    • @borisalvarez3988
      @borisalvarez3988 4 года назад +27

      @@edsosa9954 the bildburg meeting or something

    • @Mamaki69
      @Mamaki69 4 года назад +9

      Its called Davos.

    • @_Gaby_950
      @_Gaby_950 4 года назад +128

      @@edsosa9954
      The Bildeberg group is a secret society made up of top businessmen and politicians. You only join by invite and they never say what they meet about. It's a Satanic cabal and they keep denying it. Bill tried to bring attention to it but had to stop because Conan wouldn't let him continue; you could get killed for that.

  • @McScott76
    @McScott76 6 лет назад +213

    I can't tell the difference between Burr's off-the-cuff rants and his stand-up. And that's what makes him brilliant. He can come up with stuff off the top of his head that puts most career comics to shame.

    • @CLA82529
      @CLA82529 5 лет назад +2

      I find myself preferring his small talks and his podcast than his recent stand ups. Idk why he's funnier outside of stand ups right now for me.

    • @rebornrussell
      @rebornrussell 5 лет назад +2

      He is smarter than most think

    • @Mr0supra0
      @Mr0supra0 5 лет назад

      Well, as far as I can tell, there is no real difference. If we exclude the obviously apsurd parts of his stand up, you'll find that his program isn't much different than his opinions on topics he talks about interviews. He is basically Bill Burr on stage and of stage, throwing tantrums on things nobody else dares to talk about. Best example are probably his interviews on Conan...he just doesn't give a fuck about any type of social agenda.

    • @rebornrussell
      @rebornrussell 5 лет назад

      He is smarter than you think.....obviously

  • @PlgDctr
    @PlgDctr 3 года назад +98

    'It would be kinda cool if you all just stopped yelling at each other' - underrated.

  • @MaglaMach
    @MaglaMach 6 лет назад +493

    7:48 "you act accordingly or you get that convertible ride in Dallas"
    thats some real shit

    • @ghostofuchiha3807
      @ghostofuchiha3807 5 лет назад

      What does he mean by that?

    • @mysteriousj3019
      @mysteriousj3019 5 лет назад +9

      @@ghostofuchiha3807 John F Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas, Texas early in his presidency.
      There are many conspiracy theories about his death, such as Lee H Oswald working for the CIA, the Babushka Lady, and the Grassy Knoll. These theories point to it either being an inside job by the American government, or the Russians. Many believe that it actually was the American government, because of the way events happened that day and the days afterward, including Lee H Oswalds assassination/murder while in police custody by the owner of a Dallas nightclub who seems to have just randomly decided to kill Oswald out of nowhere.
      Basically, as POTUS you do what the ones with the actual power want you to do or you end up dead. That's what Bill means.

    • @ihtishammiraj770
      @ihtishammiraj770 5 лет назад

      sorry man, i waa wondering about that part, what did he mean? Not from the US.

    • @eko4749
      @eko4749 5 лет назад +1

      @@ihtishammiraj770 he means the president does as hes told or they get assassinated.

  • @PICFL1
    @PICFL1 6 лет назад +577

    “Ive watched enough wrestling to know a rigged game”😂

    • @Nayhan123
      @Nayhan123 5 лет назад +1

      North Productions you got likes thought I'd tell you

  • @grahamnumber7123
    @grahamnumber7123 5 лет назад +867

    "Dress like yaks and go to those eyes wide shut parties" Bill, I'm crying here

    • @Nayhan123
      @Nayhan123 5 лет назад +2

      Graham Number7 you got likes thought I'd tell you

    • @grahamnumber7123
      @grahamnumber7123 5 лет назад +21

      @@Nayhan123 Thanks, that's a 1st. The Nestle ceo does need a bullet and as a brit, The dems want to tax the air with the CO2 crock of shit. The big climate change because of CO2 lie is another attack on smart people aimed at stupid people that believe CNN is a news network not a propaganda one. (MSM CNBC etc etc)
      What is it with politics, the bigger and more desperate they are the more stupid they look. if you want more info on the CO2 joke, let me know, I've a ton of it that dismantles that crock of shit and it's all scientific. Every argument you will ever hear. I researched it myself for 3 months now...Why? in Bill Burr terms, because i'm not a fuckin spoon fed bed wetting "adult" playing victim at every fuckin chance in their life. So I looked into it and climate change is real (of course it is) the reasons are NOT because of people.
      "...or you get that convertible ride in Dallas" also very true. Americans voting for Hillary last time around are a target audience of gullible people wanting to feel they are the good guys.
      2020 if the Dems win, there is way way more at stake for the world and the fascists then have their way.
      “The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly - it must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over.”
      ― Joseph Goebbels
      “The essence of propaganda consists in winning people over to an idea so sincerely, so vitally, that in the end they succumb to it utterly and can never escape from it.”
      -- Joseph Goebbels (you could almost imagine him dressed in full Nazi rig chanting CO2 CO2 Co2 Co2)
      Anyway thanks for the info and all the best to you...no mater what side of a fence the eyes wide shut parties want to place you :-)
      Hillary sorry is a scary nasty piece of work and a disgrace to any serious election campaign. Watch out the next trick is the climate and you can be sure that 1 sick polar bear will be in frame and every bed wetting disaster prediction under the sun will be used to try and get people to vote for crooks.

    • @brahimelghachi8723
      @brahimelghachi8723 4 года назад +20

      He went full throttle with that one

    • @shaanp9796
      @shaanp9796 4 года назад +4

      brahim elghachi What the heck just happened?

    • @brahimelghachi8723
      @brahimelghachi8723 4 года назад +29

      @@shaanp9796 it's a reference on high society's fascination with orgies, pedophilia and human sacrifices. Depicted in the film eyes wide shut.

  • @MapleNewf
    @MapleNewf 3 года назад +147

    Talkin about the president's salary "You act accordingly or you know, you get that convertible ride in Dallas" absolutely BRUTAL 💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂

    • @wetter4293
      @wetter4293 8 месяцев назад +1

      That sht was tufff 🥶

  • @Stephen-Benton
    @Stephen-Benton 4 года назад +520

    Deep thought at 7:43-7:52: "Once you get past a certain level it just seems like it's just...You've jumped in the river and you act accordingly, or you get that convertible ride in Dallas." The "river" is an image describing the forces more powerful than oneself, in this case it's the power elite; call them whatever title you like, but they're the small group that calls the shots behind the global scenes. The "convertible ride in Dallas" refers to the assassination of John F. Kennedy in 1963 (for those reading that didn't know). JFK did not go along with the power elite's program (he didn't "go with the river's flow"), and was assassinated for his disobedience. Thanks for that reality check Bill.

    • @guillaumefunke3649
      @guillaumefunke3649 4 года назад +7

      I love this comment, thank you

    • @Stephen-Benton
      @Stephen-Benton 4 года назад +2

      @@guillaumefunke3649 Thanks Guillaume. I hope you and your family are doing well. I am healthy but ready for an end of the quarantine here in US.It is making so many people here very stressed.

    • @KN-hg2nv
      @KN-hg2nv 4 года назад +32

      Thank you for explaining, as a non American I didn’t get the reference and this even makes Bill more savage and smart in my eyes!

    • @thewateringwiz7118
      @thewateringwiz7118 4 года назад +3

      Wow thanks for that great comment ! I was gonna ask about the convertible ride, thanks

    • @Stephen-Benton
      @Stephen-Benton 4 года назад +6

      @@KN-hg2nv Glad that the reference was helpful. I was born in 1965, two years later, but as Americans, we learned about J.F.K.'s assassination in school.

  • @MrNobleSix
    @MrNobleSix 6 лет назад +300

    im so glad Bill Burr exists, it's ironic how in the vein of being a comedian he's actually being quite serious with all his answers.

    • @timbuckthe2nd642
      @timbuckthe2nd642 5 лет назад +1

      Carlin

    • @some_randomninja
      @some_randomninja 5 лет назад

      Comedians are bright by nature

    • @timbuckthe2nd642
      @timbuckthe2nd642 5 лет назад +2

      Richard Patterson you seem incredibly bright, and probably have numerous bitches. Props to you Dick.

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 5 лет назад +1

      Ben Dean - He actually hates when people think that, cause as soon as he says something that you don’t agree with, the same people who’s praising him now are the one’s who wants his head on a stick.

    • @rishaa682
      @rishaa682 5 лет назад

      comedians are the only ones telling the truth

  • @imoffended5416
    @imoffended5416 3 года назад +1156

    "U're worried about this environmental stuff"
    "Well, i am and i'm not, i just also feel like, u know.. it'll prolly be a good thing if most of us die- **cuts to the next clip** "
    LMAO

  • @izzate7
    @izzate7 3 года назад +64

    The "Waaa - afuckin -WAAAAAA" gets me every time.

  • @lancewilson7768
    @lancewilson7768 5 лет назад +236

    Two of my favorite comedians in recent times Bill Burr and Dave Chapelle. I think they are both comedic geniuses. Bill's Netflix specials are fantastic he is so real it's scary.

    • @MrBudcole
      @MrBudcole 5 лет назад +7

      I used to feel that way about Chapelle - but then they "got" to him. He has been "gotten" to.

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 4 года назад +2

      @@MrBudcole nah. Look deeper.

    • @MrBudcole
      @MrBudcole 4 года назад +7

      @@kamenanew9867 Deeper than what? Chapelle used to criticize Hollywood for forcing EVERY prominent black personality to - in his words - "wear a dress". Now he has succumbed to political pressure, and gives the same types of comedic monologues as every other comedian. The man turned down MILLIONS from HBO, and went into self-imposed EXILE, for crying out loud. Maybe it's you who needs to look deeper. Capitulation is NOT "enlightenment". Sometimes it's just surrender. Trust me - they "got" to him!

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 4 года назад +1

      @@MrBudcole ok bud. Have fun with that being stupid thing.

    • @MrBudcole
      @MrBudcole 4 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/NMYgMasTjhw/видео.html
      And just "why" actually? Why is this so IMPORTANT?

  • @Rockhopper1163
    @Rockhopper1163 4 года назад +251

    "It'd be kind of COOL if we just stopped yelling at each other!!!" -
    Bill Burr

  • @MrJesusdoesntsave
    @MrJesusdoesntsave 6 лет назад +396

    "You jump in the river, and you act accordingly.. or you get that convertible ride in Dallas" lol shiiiet

    • @abhilashgoud8615
      @abhilashgoud8615 6 лет назад +7

      MrJesusdoesntsave can you explain the joke?. Im kind of dry humping on that... plz!!

    • @MrJesusdoesntsave
      @MrJesusdoesntsave 6 лет назад +51

      +Abhilash Goud Back in 1960, the US elected a president named John F. Kennedy who wanted to change a lot of things. It's suspected that certain powerful people didn't like these changes, and felt he was a threat to them, so on Novermber 22, 1963, he was shot in the head and killed while riding in a convertible car in front of a crowd in Dallas, Texas.

    • @abhilashgoud8615
      @abhilashgoud8615 6 лет назад +2

      MrJesusdoesntsave thank you... 😝

    • @Appathetic_Substance_Abuse
      @Appathetic_Substance_Abuse 6 лет назад +18

      MrJesusdoesntsave i think it was the mob. But the problem with every conspiracy theory is that they all fuckin make sense so you dont know which one to pick lol

    • @postmortemarg
      @postmortemarg 6 лет назад

      more like "jump in the swamp"

  • @Jin-Ro
    @Jin-Ro 3 года назад +38

    He is a brilliant comedian. One of the absolute best to come out of the USA. Love his podcasts too. Well liked in the UK. Hoping he tours here soon enough.

  • @GuardianGamerable
    @GuardianGamerable 5 лет назад +938

    "...you act accordingly, or you get that convertible ride in Dallas"

    • @MuhammadAhsan-qu1tt
      @MuhammadAhsan-qu1tt 5 лет назад +31

      ashbeast my eyes literally popped out when I heard him say that

    • @bobm3250
      @bobm3250 5 лет назад +89

      Oh shit i just realized he was talkin bout the JFK assassination

    • @jkt4748
      @jkt4748 5 лет назад +6

      No truer words spoken.

    • @abc456f
      @abc456f 5 лет назад +6

      I love Bill Burr but he lays it it on a little thick with the conspiracy theories.

    • @smsmoof8128
      @smsmoof8128 4 года назад +11

      @@abc456f because he has done enough research to know that most are not just theories but fact.

  • @sixmagpies
    @sixmagpies 5 лет назад +1097

    George Carlin would be proud of you Bill. Keep up the good work.

    • @orppranator5230
      @orppranator5230 5 лет назад +24

      SevenMagpies No he wouldn’t, George has a blind spot for women. And Bill has roasted women often.

    • @rudi_tabootie
      @rudi_tabootie 5 лет назад +26

      George probably wouldn't give a shit

    • @DrunkHog
      @DrunkHog 5 лет назад +12

      @@orppranator5230 Nah, George Carlin roasted feminazis a lot, too.
      Plus Bill never said wifebeating and shit is even REMOTELTY ok.

    • @orppranator5230
      @orppranator5230 5 лет назад +2

      DrunkHog Yes, when they engaged in political correctness.
      Other issues, George has said things like “anti abortion is anti woman” and has also said that first wave and second wave feminism is good and righteous. (Not quite his exact words, FYI)

    • @DrunkHog
      @DrunkHog 5 лет назад +2

      @@orppranator5230 well, yes. Anti-abortion IS anti-woman. I totally agree with his antiabortion bit.

  • @svers_personal
    @svers_personal 6 лет назад +40

    "This guy wants to own the rain" funny af but true.

  • @afrikankodo
    @afrikankodo 3 года назад +40

    I've watched the Steve Jobs bit a lot of times but I still die laughing. "Eating a pretentious fruit like a pear." 😂

  • @jlira01
    @jlira01 6 лет назад +270

    Bill doesn't pull punches. That's why I like him

  • @demonocusmetalocus3558
    @demonocusmetalocus3558 5 лет назад +402

    Bill burr is my favorite comedian ,i think he's the best comic alive today.

    • @Nayhan123
      @Nayhan123 5 лет назад +1

      demonocus metalocus you got likes thought I'd tell you

    • @demonocusmetalocus3558
      @demonocusmetalocus3558 5 лет назад

      @Lee L L Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Leee L L LLeee Stanhope is also great

    • @mariobros4328
      @mariobros4328 5 лет назад

      @@Nayhan123 you got low-flow jokes, thought i smelled you

    • @smsmoof8128
      @smsmoof8128 4 года назад

      @Lee L L Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Leee L L LLeee 1A and 1B IMO.

    • @PinkyakaAyannaj
      @PinkyakaAyannaj 4 года назад

      Paul Mooney....... Dave....Billl.....yep

  • @CreatureCal
    @CreatureCal 4 года назад +1609

    After watching the Mandalorian, I can confirm that he is VERY lethal!

    • @Dylan-ey8tk
      @Dylan-ey8tk 3 года назад +25

      He did great on that show. Sad it's over

    • @thefristboo794
      @thefristboo794 3 года назад +6

      @@Dylan-ey8tk it’s not over

    • @kobayashi1194
      @kobayashi1194 3 года назад +5

      @@Dylan-ey8tk For a year it’s over.

    • @harlem8655
      @harlem8655 3 года назад +2

      For the empire

    • @hareeballsack7379
      @hareeballsack7379 3 года назад +14

      Hes in it twice...glad they brought him back. Wish he was a main charachter. The first episode he was in was by far the best episode to me.

  • @andrewschuschu3499
    @andrewschuschu3499 3 года назад +26

    Best part might be his “panicked guy” voice, gets me every time!

  • @the12funnyman
    @the12funnyman 6 лет назад +1360

    "so you're worried about this environmental stuff?"
    "I just feel like, it'd probably be a good thing if most of us di-"
    the fact it gets cut off just adds so much looll

    • @catlover1781
      @catlover1781 6 лет назад

      Lol I thought you meant he was gonna say something like didn’t instead of die and when I finally got there it fought me off guard

    • @catlover1781
      @catlover1781 6 лет назад

      Btw for those who don’t know phones (or at least my phone) don’t have the ability to edit their comments to fix mistakes

    • @tyisnt
      @tyisnt 6 лет назад +2

      I think that's in the script of the Sopranos finale!

    • @squeet6831
      @squeet6831 5 лет назад +3

      It probably would be a good thing if half the planet just...died..

    • @Xenn0
      @Xenn0 5 лет назад +1

      @@zirjaeger4037 He is definitely not right. The problem is not with "overpopulation", as the population is expected to stabilise (and possibly dip) within the next few decades. The problem is with the carbon footprint. There is a huge difference between the two subjects, and you should not confuse them. Besides, taking seriously someone who admits that he is an unlearned jackass is not something I would recommend.

  • @productboy9658
    @productboy9658 5 лет назад +699

    "you get that convertible ride in Dallas" - Bill Burr can be much deeper than he acts.

    • @andrewryan7029
      @andrewryan7029 5 лет назад +4

      He stole that from Bill Hicks.

    • @DuncanWLievi
      @DuncanWLievi 5 лет назад +27

      @@andrewryan7029 did he directly quote bill hicks? Because otherwise, he is not stealing

    • @pointlessvideos7344
      @pointlessvideos7344 5 лет назад +9

      Andrew Ryan if he’s relaying Bills message than that’s okay, which he is in his own way

    • @rajshakumar9905
      @rajshakumar9905 5 лет назад

      what does that mean?

    • @ryanbrown4053
      @ryanbrown4053 5 лет назад +27

      @@rajshakumar9905 he's referencing the Kennedy assassination which is rumored to have been a CIA hit because he was going to mess with the banks or something

  • @christophercarroll6778
    @christophercarroll6778 3 года назад +187

    Bro that tazer dude was lit. "I am defending myself, in favor of that" when he got tazed it unlocked his ultimate form.

    • @looks-human
      @looks-human 3 года назад +7

      God saved him lol
      Somehow

    • @bigbelix
      @bigbelix 3 года назад +10

      Those pigs didn't even chase him 10 yards, lazy fuckers

    • @nope1083
      @nope1083 3 года назад +7

      Fuckn pigs though, electrocuting someone while they're pinned down

    • @aidanensley3245
      @aidanensley3245 3 года назад

      Does anybody know wth he said before that though??

    • @yellowfellow7246
      @yellowfellow7246 3 года назад +13

      @@aidanensley3245 He was asking those cops to back off cause they were standing on his massive balls.

  • @jongreenhill777
    @jongreenhill777 3 года назад +29

    " You either jump in the river and act accordingly or you take that convertible ride in Dallas ". Brilliant.

  • @mikeyjoe
    @mikeyjoe 3 года назад +111

    4:00
    Burr 2015: 'There's a guy from Nestle who wants to own the rain, he should be hunted down'
    We all laugh.
    Dec 2020: Water to be traded on Futures Markets

    • @Wooldrog
      @Wooldrog 3 года назад +11

      2025: and in todays news oxygen stocks have gone up 3.2%

    • @TheSuperappelflap
      @TheSuperappelflap 3 года назад +4

      workers of the world rise up

  • @geordangundelfinger8922
    @geordangundelfinger8922 6 лет назад +372

    "I don't know" - Bill Burr

    • @ChromeTecNina
      @ChromeTecNina 6 лет назад +7

      Never realized this until now lol

    • @GeoffreySplaneChannel
      @GeoffreySplaneChannel 5 лет назад +3

      @The Grin Reaper "ya know" he kills me every time he says this 🤣

    • @gaurabmanandhar8611
      @gaurabmanandhar8611 5 лет назад

      It’s like saying u want to admit the things you say but you can’t

  • @theneification
    @theneification 3 года назад +70

    “You open up the door and I’m wearin a robe, slightly ajar” lmfao

    • @dtucker4463
      @dtucker4463 3 года назад

      Love him conjuring up the Weinstein-ish figure

  • @MarcSamuels562
    @MarcSamuels562 3 года назад +37

    It's always funny to see these hosts fumble for answers once Burr starts talking about corruption and other things that the host isn't allowed to talk about

  • @sebione3576
    @sebione3576 6 лет назад +84

    Bill Burr is such a lovable smartass.

    • @orpa007
      @orpa007 5 лет назад +1

      Gemini♊

  • @airess1
    @airess1 4 года назад +90

    I'm mad I been sleeping on this guy. This guy is hilarious

    • @johnypalomino571
      @johnypalomino571 4 года назад +2

      Oh man, he's a genius...

    • @jessekohler6000
      @jessekohler6000 4 года назад +5

      I'm sure you've discovered the "Philadelphia Incident" by now but that's a classic of his.

    • @joshwhisky4426
      @joshwhisky4426 4 года назад +2

      It's fun to spot him in random shows and movies.

    • @PastaImposter
      @PastaImposter 4 года назад +1

      Glad you're here now. Also fuck you for not knowing sooner. Burr is a legend

    • @anthonycollette4583
      @anthonycollette4583 4 года назад

      Listen to his every Monday morning podcast and he also does a Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast as well. Also really like the one he has with Bert Kreischer called the Bill Bert podcast. This message was not sponsored, thanks and go fuck yourself.

  • @erictheblackdragon
    @erictheblackdragon 3 года назад +5

    "You made me, this is your f*ck up!" Oh God that was a good one😭😂🤣😂🤣💯

  • @the-potato-warrior
    @the-potato-warrior 5 лет назад +2302

    “Lazy journalism” while sitting next to a lazy journalist
    Edit: damn 😂 some sensitive ass people here... didn’t realize a strangers opinion effects YOUR day to day so much

    • @Nayhan123
      @Nayhan123 5 лет назад +26

      The- potato-warrior you got likes thought I'd tell you

    • @michelangelo_o12
      @michelangelo_o12 4 года назад +41

      @@Nayhan123 Goodman keep up the good work

    • @369pendulum
      @369pendulum 4 года назад +4

      Bill Simmons is not a lazy journalist

    • @Mikedropdirty
      @Mikedropdirty 4 года назад

      Nice

    • @ralek592
      @ralek592 4 года назад +15

      @@Nayhan123 so you want him to edit "thanks for the likes?"

  • @HashBrown99Gaming
    @HashBrown99Gaming 3 года назад +87

    I don't get how he makes so much sense and is still hilarious in interviews. I doubt he knows what they are gonna ask so he just says whatever is on his mind improv style and still kills it. He's one of the GOAT comics that's for sure.

    • @wherethehoochiesat4210
      @wherethehoochiesat4210 3 года назад +4

      He’s hilarious because he says what most people are thinking but won’t say

    • @zwenkwiel816
      @zwenkwiel816 3 года назад

      yep, I just made a very similar comment about "40 years of not being able to admit a puppy is cute" that's just pure genius and I don't think it was written material. often times comedians try to force their material into an interview but Bill Burr is just freestyling comedy like it's every day conversation...

  • @etaishachar7086
    @etaishachar7086 4 года назад +557

    "some pretentious food like a pear"

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 4 года назад +5

      "headphones- but they're wireless. get on that several years after my death!"

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 4 года назад +3

      "Don't let me eat pears. I hate pears! John Smith is a character I made up, but I won't know that. I'll think I am him, and he might do something stupid like eat a pear. In three months I don't want to wake up from being human and taste that."

    • @kantahanwithkahel
      @kantahanwithkahel 4 года назад +2

      Why not apple? 😂

    • @ScornfulGreedCR
      @ScornfulGreedCR 4 года назад +2

      Fruit you idiot

    • @noahmay7708
      @noahmay7708 3 года назад

      @@FranciumBoron Isnt that... From an Exurb1a video?

  • @AZtwoNE
    @AZtwoNE 3 года назад +11

    “Or you get that convertible ride in Dallas”. Amazing clip. This man is right up there with George Carlin. A treasure.

  • @ry4nx
    @ry4nx 6 лет назад +257

    1st minute described the media completely!!!

    • @maxmarks3503
      @maxmarks3503 6 лет назад +3

      Damn straight. Just look at all the hysteria around Serena Williams' freak-out and that silly cartoon... just the media blowing shit up, pretending it matters.

    • @Heathcoatman
      @Heathcoatman 6 лет назад

      In a world with the Kardashians, Real Housewives, etc. It seems a shock that this is weird to you. Sensationalism sells.

  • @DavidsD00MedReport
    @DavidsD00MedReport 5 лет назад +84

    ATTENTION HOSTS: You want a free pay check? Get Bill Burr on your show and ask questions that'll agitate him, sit back, let him do the talking!

  • @xavier333.33
    @xavier333.33 4 года назад +708

    Holy shit that dude who got tazed and "defended himself in favor of that" and booked it out of there has my complete admiration.

    • @boogaloosix9524
      @boogaloosix9524 4 года назад +41

      Yaaaaweh!!!!!!

    • @lucasgill7819
      @lucasgill7819 4 года назад +26

      by the power of YAHWEEEEEEEEEEE!

    • @austinhenry1363
      @austinhenry1363 4 года назад +70

      He was very clear. He explained what he was going to do and why, and then he did it.

    • @tsuba14
      @tsuba14 4 года назад +35

      that man had the power of yahweh with him. how the hell did he sprint like that after bring tazed and detained

    • @LoveProWrestling
      @LoveProWrestling 4 года назад +8

      God came down from heaven and deflected that tazer

  • @cameronislive
    @cameronislive 3 года назад +17

    The cutoff when Bill said "You guys wanna hear my theories?" Priceless.

  • @FixedFace
    @FixedFace 5 лет назад +176

    bill burr doesn’t pay for his water
    stunning and brave

    • @welshdober
      @welshdober 4 года назад +1

      Fixed Face one man took a stand!

    • @regulate2817
      @regulate2817 4 года назад +1

      No. Caitlyn Jenner is brave....but FAR from stunning.

  • @frictionburns7450
    @frictionburns7450 4 года назад +132

    "it be kinda cool if we all stopped yealling at each other" best line ever

  • @fredoctober292
    @fredoctober292 5 лет назад +1989

    The George Carlin of my generation.

  • @user-ii8dz4vu7n
    @user-ii8dz4vu7n 3 года назад +30

    Bill Burr: Vote for the guy who tells you that there's a meteor coming to strike earth!
    Georgia's 14th congressional district: And I took that personally.

  • @ddavid122
    @ddavid122 6 лет назад +566

    That’s convertible ride in Dallas.
    Imfg that was hilarious.

    • @coolbreeze5916
      @coolbreeze5916 6 лет назад +7

      ddavid122 lol, best thing I ever heard, lol

    • @shadygreys3411
      @shadygreys3411 6 лет назад

      Omar E woke is something totally different now apparently. he's the exact opposite of woke in todays terms, probably why we love him

  • @adamcurtis83
    @adamcurtis83 5 лет назад +34

    That dude being arrested and then running away is the best shit ive seen on RUclips in a long long time.😁🤣🤣🤣

  • @aubrey3656
    @aubrey3656 3 года назад +44

    “Either you go with the flow, or you get that convertible ride to Dallas” 😂 😂 funniest shit ever

  • @degacci
    @degacci 3 года назад +5

    His Steve job impression make me laugh from the pit of my stomach 😂😂😂

  • @skepticstoic1
    @skepticstoic1 6 лет назад +79

    Bill Burr just tells it like it is.. And it's *absolutely* refreshing.

  • @vojtechotava1417
    @vojtechotava1417 4 года назад +329

    "You made me! This is your fuck up!"
    I have to say that to my mother! 😂😂😂

  • @noobslayer135
    @noobslayer135 4 года назад +284

    When I picture the Nestle guy I picture Immortan Joe from Mad Max

    • @JM1675
      @JM1675 4 года назад +8

      The same image popped into my head haha. All the people below waiting for some water to be unleashed.

    • @sunofpeter2
      @sunofpeter2 4 года назад +3

      hahaha! went over my head at first."Do not become addicted to water..."

    • @aaronarceneaux1564
      @aaronarceneaux1564 3 года назад +1

      reminds me of the roach dude from Men in black

    • @matttherrien9608
      @matttherrien9608 3 года назад

      Aqua cola.

  • @PuleMC
    @PuleMC 3 года назад +4

    "Dude! You made me, this is your f-up..."🤣🤣

  • @Th4t_guy_
    @Th4t_guy_ 5 лет назад +92

    We should get America back to work, and it’s like “this dude wants to own the rain” 😂

    • @Wolf-os9yu
      @Wolf-os9yu 5 лет назад

      Cj Hirsch who was he talking about ??? Lol

    • @Th4t_guy_
      @Th4t_guy_ 4 года назад

      Ricky Bobby no idea haha

    • @jstratton1981
      @jstratton1981 4 года назад +4

      @@Wolf-os9yu nestle's ceo

    • @Wolf-os9yu
      @Wolf-os9yu 4 года назад +1

      Baskirk Brecher thank you!

  • @onebadapple5053
    @onebadapple5053 6 лет назад +150

    Bill Burr is far-and-away my favorite comedian. Nobody else is even close.
    Several years ago I watched his 'punching muffins' bit on RUclips, and never looked back....
    Anyway, thanks for posting, Nick....

    • @onebadapple5053
      @onebadapple5053 6 лет назад +8

      Yeah, we apparently find the same people really funny. Lewis Black had me in tears during his HBO specials back in the day, and lately I've been catching up on all of Jefferies' TV shows 'On Demand'. VERY funny guy, one of my more recent favorites.
      But only Bill Burr has caused my wife to come running in from another room at 1:00 a.m., thinking that my laughter was some kind of emergency seizure....

    • @Bucko99
      @Bucko99 6 лет назад +3

      1. Chapelle
      2. Carlin
      3. Louis CK
      4. Bill Burr
      5. Tom Segura

    • @999predators
      @999predators 6 лет назад +1

      @@Bucko99 We'd get along

    • @mhks68
      @mhks68 6 лет назад +2

      One Bad Apple it’s the best when you actually find yourself at a farmers market staring at a table of muffins and Bill Burrs in your head a you burst out laughing. I know I did.

    • @Dyers88
      @Dyers88 6 лет назад +4

      Does no one remember Bill Hicks??

  • @gerrym5170
    @gerrym5170 3 года назад +18

    "Jumped in the river and act accordingly or you get that convertible ride in Dallas". Bill's ice cold with it! 🤣

  • @snowtime5500
    @snowtime5500 3 года назад +21

    Okay, that guy getting tased and it only makes him *stronger* .... that's some crazy anime shit going on!

    • @martinwinski1988
      @martinwinski1988 3 года назад +4

      He took off like they recharged his batteries!

  • @bigsmoke1137
    @bigsmoke1137 6 лет назад +149

    8:47 watch bill’s face go red as a tomato in seconds 😂

    • @faktionfpv3590
      @faktionfpv3590 5 лет назад +6

      Big Smoke You can see him slowly getting pumped up and finally erupt and all the blood just rushes into his face 😂

  • @forthepeoplebythepeople2442
    @forthepeoplebythepeople2442 5 лет назад +28

    Bill Burr is great!! He is not scared to say whatever is on his mind and how he feels. I love it

  • @nickdipaolofan5948
    @nickdipaolofan5948 6 лет назад +709

    5:28 look at Conans face go from a smile to a worried look when Bill starts talking about how the power players run both the Democrats and Republicans. Conan is like, "Careful Bill, that's how people wind up dead"

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 6 лет назад +78

      Then again at 6:42 where Bill starts talking about Hillary going to Bilderberg meetings. Lol

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 6 лет назад +29

      I'm glad that Bill talks about this stuff. He's living proof that it's bullshit. If it wasn't, "they" would've killed him a long time ago. Paranoid freaks on the Internet continue to disrespect famous dead people by saying that they were killed because of (insert rediculous reason here) meanwhile Bill just keeps saying whatever tf he wants and nothing happens. If he died tomorrow, someone would say that it's because of that, but as long as he's been doing this, to say that, would be equivalent to all of the end of the world predictions...... keep saying it until it happens, just to be "right". Smh

    • @DynamicGracer
      @DynamicGracer 6 лет назад +16

      @@jwdathefax377 that's because he is considered to be quasi psychotic by most people

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 6 лет назад +2

      @@DynamicGracer - He also makes fun of people who take his comedy serious. 😏 And even if what you say is true, it would still be a shit load of paranoid internet dwellers that would say "I told you so" whether he died tomorrow or 20yrs from now, which wouldn't make sense according to the conspiracy theory they believe in.

    • @dtexas2964
      @dtexas2964 6 лет назад

      Why would he think that? Are you stupid?

  • @jasonbalogh3012
    @jasonbalogh3012 3 года назад +6

    Man that convertible ride in Dallas reference...
    That's a deep joke on a myriad of levels.

  • @cclark7364
    @cclark7364 6 лет назад +2609

    I totally understand this guy. Am I crazy?

    • @fredztuhh
      @fredztuhh 6 лет назад +32

      Narf agreed

    • @lamageddon
      @lamageddon 6 лет назад +40

      Embrace your Awakening.

    • @ArtFlunky
      @ArtFlunky 6 лет назад +39

      Critical thinking is rarely exhibited for mass consumption.

    • @rhino_struck3112
      @rhino_struck3112 6 лет назад +13

      A bit maybe but you are not alone mate I have the same thoughts as Bill

    • @Sonoftoenails93
      @Sonoftoenails93 6 лет назад +3

      no

  • @auntybones7172
    @auntybones7172 5 лет назад +149

    Conan is something special, he gets the best out of his guests every time. Legend

    • @Nayhan123
      @Nayhan123 5 лет назад +1

      FuFu Chaser49 you got likes thought I'd tell you

    • @mariobros4328
      @mariobros4328 5 лет назад +2

      @@Nayhan123 ironic.. with this being about the 20th time you've echoed this, and stil no like

    • @Nayhan123
      @Nayhan123 5 лет назад

      @@mariobros4328 ?

    • @barbarianlibertarian9200
      @barbarianlibertarian9200 4 года назад +1

      Ferguson was the all time greatest.
      Well, second maybe only to Carson.

  • @christophergregory1205
    @christophergregory1205 4 года назад +193

    "And you act accordingly, or you get that convertible ride in Dallas."
    Bill Burr just landed a massive uppercut.

    • @violetinthesun1756
      @violetinthesun1756 4 года назад +3

      I'm glad he acknowledged it, I hate the ones who had shit to say about Obama not doing enough like they know what it's all really like 🙄

    • @sarameiragootblatt1819
      @sarameiragootblatt1819 4 года назад

      What did that mean?

    • @RocketPunchHero1
      @RocketPunchHero1 4 года назад +2

      Agreed... and most people didn't even catch that.

    • @zuhairhussain5859
      @zuhairhussain5859 4 года назад +8

      @@sarameiragootblatt1819 'convertible ride in dallas' refers to the JFK assassination, he was assassinated for not 'acting accordingly'

    • @sarameiragootblatt1819
      @sarameiragootblatt1819 4 года назад

      @@zuhairhussain5859 thanks

  • @mattd2026
    @mattd2026 3 года назад +2

    That guy who was unfazed by the tazing is a legend

  • @GirthQuake3
    @GirthQuake3 5 лет назад +358

    "You act accordingly or you get that convertible ride in Dallas"

    • @sirpopsalotcoppock5802
      @sirpopsalotcoppock5802 5 лет назад +2

      I honestly don't get what that means will you explain to me so I'm up to date

    • @GirthQuake3
      @GirthQuake3 5 лет назад +38

      @@sirpopsalotcoppock5802 basically saying you do what the people behind the scenes tell you otherwise you end up like JFK who was shot in Dallas.

    • @sirpopsalotcoppock5802
      @sirpopsalotcoppock5802 5 лет назад +2

      Oh ok I get it now lmao

    • @sirpopsalotcoppock5802
      @sirpopsalotcoppock5802 5 лет назад +2

      I thought it meant something else

    • @seanmetro3496
      @seanmetro3496 4 года назад +2

      LBJ supports that message.

  • @spinobros4544
    @spinobros4544 6 лет назад +201

    Bill was on Conans show so long he balded 5:50

  • @sreekarpradyumna
    @sreekarpradyumna 3 года назад +21

    He went from this to The Mandalorian. What a versatile fucking dude.

  • @thamergarson9340
    @thamergarson9340 3 года назад +9

    "It's like the president is a chick your seeing who's a jerk and you only see her every 3 weeks, so you don't get hurt."
    Conan's reaction "What?"
    🤗🤭🤪🙃😄😁😆😅🤣
    He keeps rambling on
    Conan "what are you talking about".
    I watched it a few times
    Best laugh I had in awhile. Bill Burr is my favorite comedian hands down. I love his character and way of expressing his thoughts on whatever topic he brings up.

  • @samuelneil2691
    @samuelneil2691 4 года назад +49

    When Bill Burr leans back and starts sliding in conspiracy theories you know it is going to be awesome and hilarious.

  • @victordasilva5255
    @victordasilva5255 6 лет назад +33

    Mankind needs this man

  • @andraslibal
    @andraslibal 6 лет назад +263

    That is actually the CEO of Nestle. Keep buying their products people, just line up and buy them, some day they'll own the water too.

    • @OldManFifa
      @OldManFifa 6 лет назад +15

      Seen the video. Quite brutal the guys mentality. Nestle are evil

    • @Kai...999
      @Kai...999 6 лет назад +17

      Nestle isn't just some company you can boycott. It's fucking huge, their reach is vast.

    • @cbd7575
      @cbd7575 6 лет назад +8

      Kai Martin look if poor people can figure out how to be vegan then we can figure out how to not buy nestle shit. they are literally cartoonishly evil, it’s insane.

    • @Kai...999
      @Kai...999 6 лет назад +3

      @@cbd7575 ok

    • @Yewtewba
      @Yewtewba 6 лет назад +3

      Jack Hack They took aquifers, because they weren't technically owned by anyone. They eradicated a lot of protected forest and replaced it with cocoa plants. They temporarily had the status of water reduced from right to need or vice versa. It's all well documented. But other drinks and chocolate factories pull the same shit. One or probably more of them were and possibly still are trying to take all the water they want from the Great Lakes. Canada had no laws against it they they take millions or billions of litres for free.

  • @Flocksta
    @Flocksta 3 года назад +6

    When he said “not being able to admit puppys cute” i almost dropped dead lmaoo

  • @ryanclark3785
    @ryanclark3785 5 лет назад +165

    5:30 It was at this moment Conan realized his friend would be assassinated.

    • @threedoz
      @threedoz 4 года назад +21

      It is interesting to watch how quickly Conan's smile fades away after Bill says those words. I think he realized he went too far, that's why he switched and came up with that crazy joke. I mean this is TV. Ground zero of brainwashing.

    • @jorgeroman3080
      @jorgeroman3080 4 года назад +3

      You can see conans hand, like chill lmao

    • @Hpencer
      @Hpencer 4 года назад +4

      Migxxs cuz Conan knows. Conan isn’t trying to ruffle feathers too much or lose his show. Conan probably knows exactly what bill is talking about.

    • @whaleycoyote5226
      @whaleycoyote5226 4 года назад +1

      @@Hpencer yes he does . He is very smart and educated , but TRUTHS like that do not help him with TBS , his company which is an important part of what Bill was talking about .

  • @Larrabjl
    @Larrabjl 5 лет назад +600

    When Bill Burr meets God imagine that conversation. I would give my life savings to be in the audience.

    • @User2jn
      @User2jn 5 лет назад +80

      if you're in the audience you would have probably gave the ''life'' part before the ''savings''

    • @theoutdoorcollector460
      @theoutdoorcollector460 5 лет назад +23

      Lmao so true God would be like your going to hell for talking vulgar then bill would tell him a prime joke about swearing and he would be like screw it come in

    • @seandan7873
      @seandan7873 5 лет назад +2

      You can give your life savings for that seat..... to the church. s/

    • @bobm3250
      @bobm3250 5 лет назад +2

      Omg i laughed at that soooo hard

    • @scottsharp1763
      @scottsharp1763 5 лет назад

      larrabeejl who