Andy Richter's Best Zingers & Quips Pt. II

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @keithrickson8522
    @keithrickson8522 11 месяцев назад +957

    Conan's a comedy machine gun, laying down that rapid fire, Andy just comes in like a sharp shooter and never misses.

    • @mysoreakshay
      @mysoreakshay 11 месяцев назад +62

      That is one of the best descriptions I have heard about Conan and Andy's dynamic!

    • @VoiceKulaka
      @VoiceKulaka 11 месяцев назад +11

      this comment needs a lot more likes!

    • @turolretar
      @turolretar 10 месяцев назад

      Back in the old days Andy was good at two things - gunslinging and cocksucking. But now he’s a comedian,

    • @GreySectoid
      @GreySectoid 9 месяцев назад +6

      Lol that's perfect way to put it

    • @westerling8436
      @westerling8436 9 месяцев назад

      Except when Norm rips him a new asshole

  • @Dan-1031
    @Dan-1031 11 месяцев назад +595

    I love how Conan is the one who always laughs hardest at Andy’s jokes

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 6 месяцев назад +8

      How do you think Andy got the job? They had one dinner or lunch together and conan wanted to hire him on the spot, but the execs wanted Andy to do some more work or something.

    • @delong71487
      @delong71487 6 месяцев назад +11

      I love Andy because I have the same comedic style... stay quiet and listen most of the time, but pounce on a joke when the timing is just right

    • @tylergarza8695
      @tylergarza8695 2 месяца назад

      @@jkap34 Andy didn't have a body of work or material for them to reference, but Conan wanted him on the show in some regard, just didn't know in what capacity. It's all in his Conan Needs a Friend interview with Richter from 2019.

  • @kmduarte2005
    @kmduarte2005 11 месяцев назад +447

    Andy is so underrated. He’s got one of the sharpest comedic minds out there.

    • @DrClawizdead
      @DrClawizdead 10 месяцев назад +1

      He was on MST3K for a while. I miss TV's Frank!

    • @ohh2752
      @ohh2752 8 месяцев назад +2

      The wallmart one was good

  • @kane4013
    @kane4013 11 месяцев назад +413

    “I just experienced it just now” 😂😂

    • @goveg1976
      @goveg1976 4 месяца назад +3

      chef's kiss

    • @nurax44
      @nurax44 3 месяца назад +1

      Peak

  • @danielwilliams7562
    @danielwilliams7562 Год назад +660

    I want to say on Conan's first episode back on TBS they had the "ex talk show host" masks and Andy says "the inside smells like tears". That, for me, was one of his best lines ever. And that's saying something. Hope to see it in a future video

    • @ud3592
      @ud3592 11 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/video/Qg44LSRq2vw/видео.htmlsi=49N9wldY4HGWUZmk

    • @QnA22
      @QnA22 11 месяцев назад +2

      Why is it saying something?

    • @brianmarshall3921
      @brianmarshall3921 11 месяцев назад +2

      😂​@@QnA22

    • @fatsuperfly
      @fatsuperfly 10 месяцев назад +3

      Well he is his Conan’s friend, he is just ribbing him. Andy works for him, but he can roast him, and it’s like “ ok you got me” I get it.

    • @Imzack1
      @Imzack1 10 месяцев назад

      Mine was when they was going to go to Italy 🇮🇹 I was in school then so I didn’t wana fall asleep but I did even though I tried to stay up as late as I could

  • @tomconnors8165
    @tomconnors8165 Год назад +265

    These are gems. I really appreciate the effort of putting these together.

    • @LastRookie
      @LastRookie Год назад +22

      va-gazzled gems

    • @AmazingFrenchman
      @AmazingFrenchman 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@LastRookie God, I was about to type this!! Haha you sir, win.

  • @ryd421
    @ryd421 10 месяцев назад +147

    "because its my goddamn job" broke me

  • @redfive5856
    @redfive5856 11 месяцев назад +115

    My favorite was their first year on “Late Night” and they took a double decker tour bus around Manhattan.
    Conan pointed out a .99¢ store.
    Andy said, “Yeah, they kick Dollar Town’s ass”

  • @Eph_Wilson
    @Eph_Wilson 8 месяцев назад +82

    "I just experienced it just now!"
    Legend lol.

  • @RyanAustinDean
    @RyanAustinDean 11 месяцев назад +53

    “Is that a compliment?”
    “Well…yeah, if you choose to take it that way.”

  • @lydian84
    @lydian84 Год назад +176

    Andy is one of the most underrated comedians ever

  • @OYME13
    @OYME13 Год назад +246

    "I'm warm and I wanna reek of booze" "That's daddy's squirt gun!" 😂🤣😂

  • @lindsayw7204
    @lindsayw7204 8 месяцев назад +20

    I love Conan’s laugh in response to Andy’s quips.

  • @MMaRsu
    @MMaRsu Год назад +187

    Porky pigging it hahahaha damnit Andy you genius

    • @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13
      @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13 Год назад +7

      That was my favourite 😂😂😂
      I'm Australian and we have a saying for pretty much everything and yet Porky Piggin' is whole new one for me. Into the vocabulary it goes.

    • @donnywilliamson5807
      @donnywilliamson5807 11 месяцев назад +8

      It can also be Donald Ducking or Winnie the Pooh. Both are bottomless shirt wearers

    • @JonahsWail
      @JonahsWail 5 месяцев назад

      Conan low key stole that one with “it’s like a silver mine down there!”

  • @Arnuuld
    @Arnuuld 11 месяцев назад +33

    Andy Richter, the number one talk show sidekick ever!

  • @tyengineer0
    @tyengineer0 9 месяцев назад +14

    God I miss Conan and Andy. Absolutely the Batman and Robin of late nite comedy television.

  • @NusianceValue
    @NusianceValue 11 месяцев назад +43

    i love how you can see the guests brain reset and that gives Conan a moment to bring it back.

  • @SharkWithFreakinLaserBeam
    @SharkWithFreakinLaserBeam 8 месяцев назад +15

    12:41 how he said "I have so little..." lmfao, and damn that was fast

    • @jimlthor
      @jimlthor 5 месяцев назад

      There's a video somewhere around where he talked about that moment. He acted like he was actually annoyed by him asking how he knew

  • @spageen
    @spageen Год назад +89

    Andy is like a comedy sniper

    • @ohh2752
      @ohh2752 8 месяцев назад +1

      Well put

    • @Sleepy241
      @Sleepy241 2 месяца назад

      Conan is like a comedy machine gun, always funny, but sometimes misses, but you enjoy it anyways cause he is quick to play it off and make it funny, while Andy is a sniper, not alot and not as much volume, but he never misses

  • @ryanhalien8468
    @ryanhalien8468 11 месяцев назад +46

    “This is just straight vermouth” is such a sharp line at the end there, the expected joke about it being booze with the bait and switch of it being a booze no sane person would just drink straight all in just 5 words, it’s perfect, no fat on that joke😂

    • @richarddoaks3880
      @richarddoaks3880 7 месяцев назад +2

      OK, I guess I'm insane because I'll drink a wine glass of vermouth.

    • @ryanhalien8468
      @ryanhalien8468 7 месяцев назад

      @@richarddoaks3880 you are indeed certifiably psychotic 😂 sorry to be the one to tell ya

  • @ryanhalien8468
    @ryanhalien8468 11 месяцев назад +29

    His lines aren’t the most cleaver you’ll ever hear, but his timing is perfect. A great example of why timing is so important in comedy

  • @trueno8663
    @trueno8663 7 месяцев назад +7

    Conan: "There's not a sincere bone in your body." 7:41
    Andy: "There's one." 🍆
    🤣😂

  • @NahNahNahNoWay
    @NahNahNahNoWay Год назад +40

    I vote for 100 more of these

  • @patricktilton5377
    @patricktilton5377 11 месяцев назад +11

    Ed McMahon may have been the first iconic 'side-kick' of a nite-time talk-show host, but Andy perfected the role.

  • @rome8180
    @rome8180 5 месяцев назад +6

    At 12:10, Andy was instantly rewarded for being witty.

  • @shadypelican
    @shadypelican 9 месяцев назад +25

    Why that's a fine compilation of the Swedish German Andy Richter!

    • @DeathBeforeComicSans
      @DeathBeforeComicSans 7 месяцев назад

      I thought he was American.

    • @jimmyjakes1823
      @jimmyjakes1823 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@DeathBeforeComicSans You don't know about swedish-german jokes. They are very popular in Georgia.

    • @DeathBeforeComicSans
      @DeathBeforeComicSans 6 месяцев назад

      @@jimmyjakes1823 I was joking. 😑

    • @josephgreen2824
      @josephgreen2824 2 месяца назад

      ​@@DeathBeforeComicSansit's a Norm Macdonald reference

  • @thegasman189
    @thegasman189 Год назад +19

    googled porky pig picture to be reminded what he look like and had me literally laughing in tears

    • @madmaxandrade
      @madmaxandrade 13 дней назад

      I've also heard it being referred to as "Donald ducking".

  • @nsostephanenyenti1755
    @nsostephanenyenti1755 Год назад +109

    Frodo is really a hobbit 😂

    • @GrinningAries
      @GrinningAries Год назад +23

      To be fair Conan is a lumbering Irish fomorian

    • @babygravy7
      @babygravy7 9 месяцев назад +14

      It’s funny because he’s not even THAT short. He’s 5’6 but Andy and Conan are over 6 ft

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 9 месяцев назад +7

      ​@babygravy7 Andy is 6'3" and conan is 6'4". Fun fact, when shooting just the Hobbits and Gimli, they didn't need doubles because their heights were the right proportions.

  • @madgepins1967
    @madgepins1967 4 месяца назад +12

    The playground conversation reminded me of a Sean Lock joke about watching a playground and a mom asks him, "Which one's yours?" and he answers, "I haven't chosen yet."

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 3 месяца назад

      Possibly an even better response would be "which one are you taking, I'll choose another"

    • @1mvn
      @1mvn Месяц назад +1

      Same. Good Ol Sean Lock

    • @joepop25
      @joepop25 19 дней назад +1

      Man Sean was funny

  • @adamfrbs9259
    @adamfrbs9259 11 месяцев назад +13

    "The product of alot of....."
    I don't wanna ruin the joke but that was absolutely effin hilarious.

  • @Bururaian
    @Bururaian 6 месяцев назад +7

    Timothy Olyphant is nonstop catching Richter strays

  • @jasonite
    @jasonite Год назад +15

    I love this, and I love Andy. This is great stuff

  • @FlipDahlenburg
    @FlipDahlenburg 11 месяцев назад +11

    Andy's t.v. show was excellent, every episode that ran! Sorry they cancelled it.

  • @applesoranges559
    @applesoranges559 Год назад +21

    How I miss Andy n Conan together ❤️ ..

  • @KenRobert
    @KenRobert 11 месяцев назад +20

    I just realized Andy is taller than I thought.

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 11 месяцев назад +1

      6'3" just 1" shorter than Conan, 6 if you count hair.

    • @onothankyou
      @onothankyou День назад

      Frodo is just that small.

  • @richardsimon4135
    @richardsimon4135 6 месяцев назад +2

    Thank you Cactus Chef. These are great.

  • @sodarkfilms101
    @sodarkfilms101 Месяц назад +2

    That's called Porky Pigging it, so quick with masterful deadpan delivery.

  • @johnnyeaton
    @johnnyeaton 11 месяцев назад +7

    The Elijah Wood alcohol spray bit is the best. :)

  • @rafaelmoura2103
    @rafaelmoura2103 7 месяцев назад +3

    i wish i would find an interview i saw once when andy said some nasty joke that i dont recal what was but conan remarked with "another quip from the abyss", been wanting to find that clip for years but have no clue what interview is from

  • @johnmcnulty2705
    @johnmcnulty2705 11 месяцев назад +11

    I guess one man's Porky Pig is another man's Winnie the Pooh.

  • @MandingoV2
    @MandingoV2 10 месяцев назад +18

    andy totally saved that jennifer love interview lmao

  • @pienjopienjo7697
    @pienjopienjo7697 Год назад +4

    Please put more of these on.

  • @user-kj9oz7lb8s
    @user-kj9oz7lb8s 2 месяца назад +5

    Two life changing things you'll learn, if you watch the whole vid:
    1) Andy Richter, is a truly underrated comic.
    2) Jennifer Love Hewitt, Bedazzles her cooter.

  • @Mopark25
    @Mopark25 Год назад +30

    "There's one!" 😂😂😂 Andy is the fucking best

  • @fartmachine5000
    @fartmachine5000 Год назад +101

    They really need to have him on the Podcast occasionally.

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 11 месяцев назад +20

      Please. He'd never admit to being conan's friend.

  • @charlie-obrien
    @charlie-obrien 21 день назад

    I'm sitting here at work and slapping my desk while guffawing...(draws unwanted attention)
    Andy is so quick and when he is on a roll he is hilarious!
    Best sidekick Ever!!!

  • @jaimebarba619
    @jaimebarba619 11 месяцев назад +8

    Andy’s one of the most underrated tv personalities

  • @mattmays9063
    @mattmays9063 11 месяцев назад +2

    This is exceptionally wholesome once I discovered that Jeff Garlin and Conan shared a pad in Chicago.

  • @andrewmacdonald6513
    @andrewmacdonald6513 Год назад +3

    A great man at Winthrop University went to theatre parties with a sprayer of Alabama Slammers. Do not doubt squirt guns and booze.

  • @GDog-xl6kr
    @GDog-xl6kr Год назад +7

    Porky pigging it, too good

  • @mypaldan
    @mypaldan 2 месяца назад +1

    Porky piggin' it killed me. Now you know that.

  • @spidrawebster
    @spidrawebster 11 месяцев назад +6

    She's trying to describe shirtcocking and Andy just skips to the eternal truth we learned from the cartoons - he's Porky Pigging it.

  • @OccuBot2011
    @OccuBot2011 Год назад +16

    Andy really is underrated

  • @ruscopcoltrain
    @ruscopcoltrain 3 месяца назад +1

    "Because it's my GODDAMN JOB!" was so hilariously unexpected. Agree with everyone who called Andy a sniper. He picked his targets and never missed. It would be interesting to see if you put together a video of all his killer one-liners, how long would the video be?

  • @MA-iridium
    @MA-iridium 2 месяца назад

    He is so brilliant, extremely witty and fun!!!

  • @nancycrandall4545
    @nancycrandall4545 11 месяцев назад +13

    That’s Daddy’s squirt gun! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brianbird3756
    @brianbird3756 11 месяцев назад +2

    I always felt that Andy missed an opportunity to slip in a line about chipping a tooth on the vagazzle show...

  • @Golbez1991
    @Golbez1991 18 дней назад

    Love that miniature set

  • @gr6e
    @gr6e 10 месяцев назад +1

    2:00 never realized how tiny Elijah Wood is. I'm halfway between Conan and Andy's heights (and weights) and I'd genuinely have to try not to step on him

  • @power21100
    @power21100 10 месяцев назад +3

    7:34 the man is so fast! There is ONE!

  • @jkap34
    @jkap34 4 месяца назад

    That last one with the mugs is my favorite "they were fine before" "how do you know that" "because it's my goddamn job!"

  • @pmn029
    @pmn029 3 месяца назад

    Holy hell, the Jennifer Love Hewitt clip!

  • @seamusriley4503
    @seamusriley4503 6 месяцев назад +3

    "That's not what you're supposed to do to the omelette" 😂

  • @moniemaker27
    @moniemaker27 Год назад +13

    Andy truly is the perfect small town humor to Conan’s Ivy League humor

  • @agalgonzalez
    @agalgonzalez 10 месяцев назад +3

    Elijah Woods and the nutty woman with the water guns filled with vodka looked like dwarves compared to Conan and Andy.

  • @TheDovehill
    @TheDovehill 11 месяцев назад +6

    I thought it was "Donald Ducking" it.

  • @micglou
    @micglou 11 месяцев назад +6

    Wow... never knew Elijah Wood is actually hobbit sized.

    • @ZesPak
      @ZesPak 4 месяца назад

      Both Conan and Andy are tall, Elijah is on the shorter end.
      He does look like a kid between them, thought he was sitting down at first.

  • @mattydatboi
    @mattydatboi 3 дня назад

    Conan not being on air anymore marks the end of an era we'll never get back.

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas 7 месяцев назад +1

    Best sidekick since Hey Now Hank Kingsley

  • @ferdiyansurya
    @ferdiyansurya Год назад +3

    There another one where Kumail Nanjiani read tweets or literature and Andy had a good comeback

  • @93Jubilee
    @93Jubilee 3 месяца назад

    Andy is brilliant on the quips!

  • @lynseyhanson6008
    @lynseyhanson6008 3 месяца назад +1

    5:00 don’t know that actors name but he has the best hair I’ve ever seen.

    • @RetroRuss
      @RetroRuss 3 месяца назад

      Timothy Olyphant

  • @memoryboy
    @memoryboy Год назад +7

    More please 🙏

  • @ragdolltrucking
    @ragdolltrucking 22 дня назад

    2:47 conan nooooo! you have so much to live for!

  • @006bloody
    @006bloody Год назад +7

    For the algorithm. More andy please.

  • @Dorukyy
    @Dorukyy Год назад +1

    THAT WAS AMAZING!!!! MORE MORE MORE PLEASE!!!!

  • @randomhero2480
    @randomhero2480 9 месяцев назад +1

    She’s all “no don’t spray me with it, that’s an awful idea.”

  • @CIRIL03
    @CIRIL03 9 месяцев назад

    I long for an alternative universe where Andy is a free-range co-host in 90's era Stern's shows.

  • @DigitalPadawan
    @DigitalPadawan 11 месяцев назад +4

    2:16 Andy is also a really tall guy!?

    • @nirmalsuki
      @nirmalsuki 11 месяцев назад

      Yes. He is around 6 feet tall. People think he is short because he is always next to Conan, who is 6'4". It's the same thing with Penn and Teller. Teller is 5'9", but people think he is very short because he is often seen with Penn Jillette, who is 6'5".

    • @HungarianMafioso
      @HungarianMafioso 11 месяцев назад

      nah, Elijah Wood is just really short

  • @ayandey137
    @ayandey137 4 месяца назад +2

    Andy is the best sniper south of the missisipi

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 3 месяца назад

      So he's just a methhead with a laser pointer?

  • @YardworkWithJohn
    @YardworkWithJohn 9 месяцев назад

    I didn't expect to laugh this hard watching this :D

  • @clarkkent3730
    @clarkkent3730 10 месяцев назад +1

    Nothing is funnier than Jeff garland's laugh!

  • @MaineOffGrid.
    @MaineOffGrid. 7 месяцев назад

    Andy is hilarious. Best talk show sidekick ever.

  • @akashinvictus
    @akashinvictus 11 месяцев назад +7

    That Swedish German Andy Richter sure is a funny fella!

  • @gregb8565
    @gregb8565 10 месяцев назад +2

    Is there anything funnier than Jeff Garland’s laugh? Check out curb panel interviews it’s a hoot

  • @sometimesitbelikedat2529
    @sometimesitbelikedat2529 3 дня назад

    Timothy Olyphant is such a bro. Look at how he talks to both Conan and Andy, and not just Conan. It's like dude was just hanging out with his buddies.

  • @diogo.rodrigues.1884
    @diogo.rodrigues.1884 5 месяцев назад

    Porky piggin' it had me laughing hysterically!

  • @brandonearly2963
    @brandonearly2963 11 месяцев назад +2

    Who remembers the Andy richter show.

  • @ljcomstock
    @ljcomstock 3 месяца назад

    Are they using the same camera tricks that they used in LOTR to make the hobbits look small when Elijah Wood was on the show? He looks so tiny next to them.

  • @Rheubie
    @Rheubie 11 месяцев назад +2

    Also called "Donald Duck-ing it".

  • @catalino8010
    @catalino8010 2 месяца назад

    Andy shoots some big cannons, love dis guy

  • @vlaskarountzos5803
    @vlaskarountzos5803 11 месяцев назад +2

    Oh... my lord. I see Elijah Wood next to conan and i think: dear god, is that what i look like?!?

    • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
      @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods 11 месяцев назад

      In fairness, Conan is a full one foot taller than Elijah.

  • @aflask1
    @aflask1 11 месяцев назад +1

    Andy is my favorite co host

  • @goodmorning192
    @goodmorning192 11 месяцев назад +5

    Nothing will top Andy Richter the Swedish German joke.

  • @ralphyboy6996
    @ralphyboy6996 11 месяцев назад +3

    Elijah woods is a tiny human being. Holy hell lol

  • @stream_gene
    @stream_gene 6 дней назад

    "There's not a sincere bone in your body"
    "There's one"
    Fucking hell that was sharp as his one bone!

  • @racebiketuner
    @racebiketuner 10 месяцев назад +1

    Andy is brilliant. Sure do miss his quick wit.

  • @vam2317
    @vam2317 Год назад +8

    I love that ur posting these lost golden moments to relieve once again. but my only problem is that you dont do it more often. sorry

  • @Ironoclasty
    @Ironoclasty 11 месяцев назад +1

    "Drink responsibly." [squirt-guns full of booze]

  • @MomentsGap
    @MomentsGap Год назад +1

    Who is the guy next to nick kroll at the end?