Andy Richter's Best Zingers & Quips Pt. II

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  • Опубликовано: 14 май 2024
  • Pt. I: • Andy Richter's Greates...
    Pt. III: • Andy Richter Coming Up...
    Pt. IV: • Andy Richter: The Side...
    11 more clips of Andy stealing the show.
    00:00 Olivia Munn's Tiger Mom Didn't Spare The Rod
    00:40 Artie Lange: We All Lie To Women
    01:06 David Cross On The Perils Of Being An Older Dad
    01:36 Molecular Mixologist Claire Smith Makes Summer Cocktails
    03:30 Leslie Bibb On Burning Man
    04:43 Timothy Olyphant Loves Stealing Room Service Silverware
    05:27 Steve Schirripa Puts Up With A Lot Of Annoying Skinny People
    05:57 Conan Goes Make-Up Free
    07:34 CONAN Monologue 12/18/12
    08:00 Jennifer Love Hewitt Teaches Conan About "Vajazzling"
    11:41 Christina Applegate Isn’t Getting Back Into Her "Married With Children" Miniskirt
    12:13 Nick Kroll Interview Pt. 1 06/23/11
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Комментарии • 238

  • @keithhendrickson8522
    @keithhendrickson8522 5 месяцев назад +661

    Conan's a comedy machine gun, laying down that rapid fire, Andy just comes in like a sharp shooter and never misses.

    • @mysoreakshay
      @mysoreakshay 5 месяцев назад +39

      That is one of the best descriptions I have heard about Conan and Andy's dynamic!

    • @VoiceKulaka
      @VoiceKulaka 4 месяца назад +6

      this comment needs a lot more likes!

    • @turolretar
      @turolretar 3 месяца назад

      Back in the old days Andy was good at two things - gunslinging and cocksucking. But now he’s a comedian,

    • @terrylyn
      @terrylyn 3 месяца назад +2

      Lol that's perfect way to put it

    • @westerling8436
      @westerling8436 3 месяца назад

      Except when Norm rips him a new asshole

  • @kane4013
    @kane4013 5 месяцев назад +214

    “I just experienced it just now” 😂😂

  • @Dan-1031
    @Dan-1031 4 месяца назад +344

    I love how Conan is the one who always laughs hardest at Andy’s jokes

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 18 дней назад +1

      How do you think Andy got the job? They had one dinner or lunch together and conan wanted to hire him on the spot, but the execs wanted Andy to do some more work or something.

  • @OYME13
    @OYME13 7 месяцев назад +150

    "I'm warm and I wanna reek of booze" "That's daddy's squirt gun!" 😂🤣😂

  • @kmduarte2005
    @kmduarte2005 5 месяцев назад +329

    Andy is so underrated. He’s got one of the sharpest comedic minds out there.

    • @DrClawizdead
      @DrClawizdead 4 месяца назад +1

      He was on MST3K for a while. I miss TV's Frank!

    • @ohh2752
      @ohh2752 2 месяца назад +1

      The wallmart one was good

  • @danielwilliams7562
    @danielwilliams7562 8 месяцев назад +517

    I want to say on Conan's first episode back on TBS they had the "ex talk show host" masks and Andy says "the inside smells like tears". That, for me, was one of his best lines ever. And that's saying something. Hope to see it in a future video

    • @ud3592
      @ud3592 4 месяца назад

      ruclips.net/video/Qg44LSRq2vw/видео.htmlsi=49N9wldY4HGWUZmk

    • @QnA22
      @QnA22 4 месяца назад +2

      Why is it saying something?

    • @brianmarshall3921
      @brianmarshall3921 4 месяца назад +2

      😂​@@QnA22

    • @fatsuperfly
      @fatsuperfly 4 месяца назад +3

      Well he is his Conan’s friend, he is just ribbing him. Andy works for him, but he can roast him, and it’s like “ ok you got me” I get it.

    • @Imzack1
      @Imzack1 4 месяца назад

      Mine was when they was going to go to Italy 🇮🇹 I was in school then so I didn’t wana fall asleep but I did even though I tried to stay up as late as I could

  • @ryd421
    @ryd421 4 месяца назад +65

    "because its my goddamn job" broke me

  • @ephraimalbertbelnap
    @ephraimalbertbelnap 2 месяца назад +32

    "I just experienced it just now!"
    Legend lol.

  • @tomconnors8165
    @tomconnors8165 8 месяцев назад +220

    These are gems. I really appreciate the effort of putting these together.

    • @LastRookie
      @LastRookie 8 месяцев назад +22

      va-gazzled gems

    • @AmazingFrenchman
      @AmazingFrenchman 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@LastRookie God, I was about to type this!! Haha you sir, win.

  • @MMaRsu
    @MMaRsu 7 месяцев назад +129

    Porky pigging it hahahaha damnit Andy you genius

    • @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13
      @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13 7 месяцев назад +7

      That was my favourite 😂😂😂
      I'm Australian and we have a saying for pretty much everything and yet Porky Piggin' is whole new one for me. Into the vocabulary it goes.

    • @donnywilliamson5807
      @donnywilliamson5807 5 месяцев назад +7

      It can also be Donald Ducking or Winnie the Pooh. Both are bottomless shirt wearers

  • @redfive5856
    @redfive5856 5 месяцев назад +84

    My favorite was their first year on “Late Night” and they took a double decker tour bus around Manhattan.
    Conan pointed out a .99¢ store.
    Andy said, “Yeah, they kick Dollar Town’s ass”

  • @lydian84
    @lydian84 7 месяцев назад +152

    Andy is one of the most underrated comedians ever

  • @NusianceValue
    @NusianceValue 5 месяцев назад +33

    i love how you can see the guests brain reset and that gives Conan a moment to bring it back.

  • @RyanAustinDean
    @RyanAustinDean 4 месяца назад +21

    “Is that a compliment?”
    “Well…yeah, if you choose to take it that way.”

  • @fartmachine5000
    @fartmachine5000 7 месяцев назад +88

    They really need to have him on the Podcast occasionally.

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 4 месяца назад +15

      Please. He'd never admit to being conan's friend.

  • @nsostephanenyenti1755
    @nsostephanenyenti1755 8 месяцев назад +95

    Frodo is really a hobbit 😂

    • @GrinningAries
      @GrinningAries 7 месяцев назад +22

      To be fair Conan is a lumbering Irish fomorian

    • @babygravy7
      @babygravy7 3 месяца назад +9

      It’s funny because he’s not even THAT short. He’s 5’6 but Andy and Conan are over 6 ft

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@babygravy7 Andy is 6'3" and conan is 6'4". Fun fact, when shooting just the Hobbits and Gimli, they didn't need doubles because their heights were the right proportions.

  • @ryanhalien8468
    @ryanhalien8468 5 месяцев назад +28

    “This is just straight vermouth” is such a sharp line at the end there, the expected joke about it being booze with the bait and switch of it being a booze no sane person would just drink straight all in just 5 words, it’s perfect, no fat on that joke😂

    • @richarddoaks3880
      @richarddoaks3880 Месяц назад

      OK, I guess I'm insane because I'll drink a wine glass of vermouth.

    • @ryanhalien8468
      @ryanhalien8468 Месяц назад

      @@richarddoaks3880 you are indeed certifiably psychotic 😂 sorry to be the one to tell ya

  • @lindsayw7204
    @lindsayw7204 2 месяца назад +9

    I love Conan’s laugh in response to Andy’s quips.

  • @NahNahNahNoWay
    @NahNahNahNoWay 8 месяцев назад +30

    I vote for 100 more of these

  • @Arnuuld
    @Arnuuld 4 месяца назад +21

    Andy Richter, the number one talk show sidekick ever!

  • @Mopark25
    @Mopark25 8 месяцев назад +25

    "There's one!" 😂😂😂 Andy is the fucking best

  • @jasonite
    @jasonite 8 месяцев назад +11

    I love this, and I love Andy. This is great stuff

  • @applesoranges559
    @applesoranges559 8 месяцев назад +18

    How I miss Andy n Conan together ❤️ ..

  • @tyengineer0
    @tyengineer0 3 месяца назад +6

    God I miss Conan and Andy. Absolutely the Batman and Robin of late nite comedy television.

  • @spageen
    @spageen 5 месяцев назад +62

    Andy is like a comedy sniper

    • @ohh2752
      @ohh2752 2 месяца назад

      Well put

  • @AIKnowYou
    @AIKnowYou Месяц назад +3

    12:41 how he said "I have so little..." lmfao, and damn that was fast

  • @richardsimon4135
    @richardsimon4135 21 день назад +1

    Thank you Cactus Chef. These are great.

  • @Bururaian
    @Bururaian 19 дней назад +2

    Timothy Olyphant is nonstop catching Richter strays

  • @thegasman189
    @thegasman189 7 месяцев назад +10

    googled porky pig picture to be reminded what he look like and had me literally laughing in tears

  • @ryanhalien8468
    @ryanhalien8468 5 месяцев назад +21

    His lines aren’t the most cleaver you’ll ever hear, but his timing is perfect. A great example of why timing is so important in comedy

  • @seamusriley4503
    @seamusriley4503 16 дней назад +1

    "That's not what you're supposed to do to the omelette" 😂

  • @adamfrbs9259
    @adamfrbs9259 5 месяцев назад +7

    "The product of alot of....."
    I don't wanna ruin the joke but that was absolutely effin hilarious.

  • @johnnyeaton
    @johnnyeaton 5 месяцев назад +6

    The Elijah Wood alcohol spray bit is the best. :)

  • @patricktilton5377
    @patricktilton5377 5 месяцев назад +9

    Ed McMahon may have been the first iconic 'side-kick' of a nite-time talk-show host, but Andy perfected the role.

  • @OccuBot2011
    @OccuBot2011 7 месяцев назад +14

    Andy really is underrated

  • @pienjopienjo7697
    @pienjopienjo7697 7 месяцев назад +4

    Please put more of these on.

  • @shadypelican
    @shadypelican 3 месяца назад +8

    Why that's a fine compilation of the Swedish German Andy Richter!

    • @DeathBeforeComicSans
      @DeathBeforeComicSans 27 дней назад

      I thought he was American.

    • @jimmyjakes1823
      @jimmyjakes1823 20 дней назад

      @@DeathBeforeComicSans You don't know about swedish-german jokes. They are very popular in Georgia.

    • @DeathBeforeComicSans
      @DeathBeforeComicSans 20 дней назад

      @@jimmyjakes1823 I was joking. 😑

  • @memoryboy
    @memoryboy 8 месяцев назад +7

    More please 🙏

  • @Dorukyy
    @Dorukyy 6 месяцев назад +1

    THAT WAS AMAZING!!!! MORE MORE MORE PLEASE!!!!

  • @jaimebarba2814
    @jaimebarba2814 5 месяцев назад +6

    Andy’s one of the most underrated tv personalities

  • @nancycrandall4545
    @nancycrandall4545 5 месяцев назад +5

    That’s Daddy’s squirt gun! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnmcnulty2705
    @johnmcnulty2705 5 месяцев назад +5

    I guess one man's Porky Pig is another man's Winnie the Pooh.

  • @KenRobert
    @KenRobert 5 месяцев назад +12

    I just realized Andy is taller than I thought.

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 4 месяца назад +1

      6'3" just 1" shorter than Conan, 6 if you count hair.

  • @GDog-xl6kr
    @GDog-xl6kr 7 месяцев назад +7

    Porky pigging it, too good

  • @YardworkWithJohn
    @YardworkWithJohn 3 месяца назад

    I didn't expect to laugh this hard watching this :D

  • @MandingoV2
    @MandingoV2 3 месяца назад +10

    andy totally saved that jennifer love interview lmao

  • @mattmays9063
    @mattmays9063 5 месяцев назад +2

    This is exceptionally wholesome once I discovered that Jeff Garlin and Conan shared a pad in Chicago.

  • @nathanchong7731
    @nathanchong7731 Месяц назад

    11:49. I like how the audience have a pause in laughter 😂😂😂😂

  • @FlipDahlenburg
    @FlipDahlenburg 5 месяцев назад +10

    Andy's t.v. show was excellent, every episode that ran! Sorry they cancelled it.

  • @moniemaker27
    @moniemaker27 8 месяцев назад +13

    Andy truly is the perfect small town humor to Conan’s Ivy League humor

  • @nathanchong7731
    @nathanchong7731 Месяц назад

    4:29 First time you see Conan laughed out loud 😂😂😂

  • @waltergregoireshling
    @waltergregoireshling 8 месяцев назад +1

    It's awesome

  • @echopathy
    @echopathy Месяц назад +2

    Applegate reaching for Any's arm

  • @nathanchong7731
    @nathanchong7731 Месяц назад

    0:25. Andy is cracking head on what to say 😂😂😂

  • @vam2317
    @vam2317 8 месяцев назад +8

    I love that ur posting these lost golden moments to relieve once again. but my only problem is that you dont do it more often. sorry

  • @sndsiwrite
    @sndsiwrite 2 месяца назад +1

    At least 10x funnier than One Word Matt. He could string a line of them into a quip

  • @andrewmacdonald6513
    @andrewmacdonald6513 7 месяцев назад +2

    A great man at Winthrop University went to theatre parties with a sprayer of Alabama Slammers. Do not doubt squirt guns and booze.

  • @bloodsling
    @bloodsling 4 месяца назад

    7:42-8:00 lmao,best part of the clip

  • @clarkkent3730
    @clarkkent3730 4 месяца назад +1

    Nothing is funnier than Jeff garland's laugh!

  • @ferdiyansurya
    @ferdiyansurya 8 месяцев назад +3

    There another one where Kumail Nanjiani read tweets or literature and Andy had a good comeback

  • @micglou
    @micglou 5 месяцев назад +5

    Wow... never knew Elijah Wood is actually hobbit sized.

  • @Unretrofied98
    @Unretrofied98 22 дня назад

    Andy is literally the most underrated comedian of all time

  • @CIRIL03
    @CIRIL03 2 месяца назад

    I long for an alternative universe where Andy is a free-range co-host in 90's era Stern's shows.

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas 26 дней назад

    Best sidekick since Hey Now Hank Kingsley

  • @trueno8663
    @trueno8663 Месяц назад +1

    Conan: "There's not a sincere bone in your body." 7:41
    Andy: "There's one." 🍆
    🤣😂

  • @gr6e
    @gr6e 4 месяца назад +1

    2:00 never realized how tiny Elijah Wood is. I'm halfway between Conan and Andy's heights (and weights) and I'd genuinely have to try not to step on him

  • @CMKarm
    @CMKarm 4 месяца назад +1

    Andy saved Jeff's meh joke there. 😂

  • @getinthespace7715
    @getinthespace7715 4 месяца назад +6

    Can you imagine all the crazy chemicals coming out of those cheap plastic toys when you put alcohol in them. 😂

  • @ikedewinter1213
    @ikedewinter1213 8 месяцев назад

    Andy has a great part when he and conan dance in germany

  • @MaineOffGrid.
    @MaineOffGrid. 26 дней назад

    Andy is hilarious. Best talk show sidekick ever.

  • @power21100
    @power21100 4 месяца назад +1

    7:34 the man is so fast! There is ONE!

  • @krs5115
    @krs5115 4 месяца назад

    Miss Conan and Andy

  • @wickedfuctup
    @wickedfuctup 5 месяцев назад +16

    Jennifer is just too damn wholesome

  • @drearydeary563
    @drearydeary563 5 месяцев назад

    10:22 lol "that's good TV"

  • @rafaelmoura2103
    @rafaelmoura2103 Месяц назад +1

    i wish i would find an interview i saw once when andy said some nasty joke that i dont recal what was but conan remarked with "another quip from the abyss", been wanting to find that clip for years but have no clue what interview is from

  • @006bloody
    @006bloody 8 месяцев назад +7

    For the algorithm. More andy please.

  • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
    @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods 5 месяцев назад

    Best sidekick ever.

  • @neilsingh4659
    @neilsingh4659 5 месяцев назад +2

    Andy is a brilliant comedian 😀

  • @Bigredkarl
    @Bigredkarl 14 дней назад

    The height disparity between Elijah wood and conan was crazy

  • @questof1able
    @questof1able 5 месяцев назад

    Tiny Stage!! WHAT?? 😂

  • @Rheubie
    @Rheubie 5 месяцев назад +2

    Also called "Donald Duck-ing it".

  • @sera2775
    @sera2775 5 месяцев назад

    Andy doing improv is awesome

  • @brandonearly2963
    @brandonearly2963 5 месяцев назад +2

    Who remembers the Andy richter show.

  • @BCc249
    @BCc249 3 месяца назад

    Elijah wood rly looks like a hobbit next to conan lol

  • @racebiketuner
    @racebiketuner 4 месяца назад +1

    Andy is brilliant. Sure do miss his quick wit.

  • @PrmtvStudio
    @PrmtvStudio 4 дня назад

    Look how tiny Elijah Wood looks compared to them. I mean, he's a short guy anyway, but standing between Conan and Andy, he looks like a hobbit. :D

  • @spidrawebster
    @spidrawebster 5 месяцев назад +5

    She's trying to describe shirtcocking and Andy just skips to the eternal truth we learned from the cartoons - he's Porky Pigging it.

  • @brianbird3756
    @brianbird3756 5 месяцев назад +2

    I always felt that Andy missed an opportunity to slip in a line about chipping a tooth on the vagazzle show...

  • @agalgonzalez
    @agalgonzalez 4 месяца назад +2

    Elijah Woods and the nutty woman with the water guns filled with vodka looked like dwarves compared to Conan and Andy.

  • @oc2538
    @oc2538 Месяц назад

    12:05 😂😂😂 No one else on the bus likes it either

  • @akashinvictus
    @akashinvictus 5 месяцев назад +6

    That Swedish German Andy Richter sure is a funny fella!

  • @gregb8565
    @gregb8565 4 месяца назад +2

    Is there anything funnier than Jeff Garland’s laugh? Check out curb panel interviews it’s a hoot

  • @techenthusiast964
    @techenthusiast964 3 месяца назад +1

    "it's my god-damn job!!"

  • @TheDovehill
    @TheDovehill 5 месяцев назад +5

    I thought it was "Donald Ducking" it.

  • @nathanchong7731
    @nathanchong7731 Месяц назад

    7:53. What is the episode here ?

  • @aflask1
    @aflask1 4 месяца назад +1

    Andy is my favorite co host

  • @MomentsGap
    @MomentsGap 8 месяцев назад +1

    Who is the guy next to nick kroll at the end?

  • @andrewwhite1305
    @andrewwhite1305 Месяц назад

    I appreciate Rictorian humor greatly.

  • @coasternut3091
    @coasternut3091 4 месяца назад

    The cut between the vajazling and "she's 6 years old?"

  • @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13
    @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13 7 месяцев назад +1

    I've been thinking about getting Andy a Christmas gift this year... but I just can't think of what to get him. Any ideas out there?

    • @mtrps_
      @mtrps_ 7 месяцев назад +2

      a good ol lube, the swedish german would absolutely appreciate it

    • @rodomolina7995
      @rodomolina7995 6 месяцев назад +1

      How are you gonna like, give it to him?