100 Greatest One-Liners: After The Kill

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @Funk2Funky
    @Funk2Funky 8 лет назад +8647

    Bond and Arnold made it into an art form.

    • @Inspadave
      @Inspadave 8 лет назад +104

      +KanonXD Yes. I think of all the Bonds Moore had the best send off lines.

    • @corg5089
      @corg5089 8 лет назад +8

      For sure man!

    • @overlex
      @overlex 8 лет назад +32

      I think it would be decent to add Bruce Willis to that list no?._.

    • @mythsislittlefarie7635
      @mythsislittlefarie7635 8 лет назад +53

      KanonXD Eastwood and bond started it.....long befor arnie or bruce.

    • @margotharris3670
      @margotharris3670 7 лет назад +64

      Fun fact: the official term for a post kill one liner is actually a Bond one-liner.

  • @jerichocage3825
    @jerichocage3825 4 года назад +2873

    9:12
    _"When you'll have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."_
    That's actually a good point...

    • @Nicky2414
      @Nicky2414 4 года назад +42

      But that would make this list pointless if people did that.

    • @Max-ek3kf
      @Max-ek3kf 4 года назад +70

      @@Nicky2414 that's before the kill tho

    • @joshuaholder2301
      @joshuaholder2301 3 года назад +31

      I think John Wick takes that message into consideration very well.

    • @neneshubby
      @neneshubby 3 года назад +8

      Ad libbed by Eli Wallach

    • @SStupendous
      @SStupendous 3 года назад +6

      @@Max-ek3kf No, it's after. Watch the movie.

  • @tannercole3300
    @tannercole3300 4 года назад +4372

    I'm glad that 80% of this list is Schwarzeneggar/James Bond of some sort.

  • @LenaHyena
    @LenaHyena Год назад +502

    4:37
    “You’re just gonna have to kill me.”
    *_“…okay.”_*
    “He won’t be joining us for the rest of his life.” I love the delivery

    • @sephjnr
      @sephjnr Год назад +14

      "We'll do it the hard way, then." - I like the real line better as it shows the villain's commitment more.

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 4 дня назад

      “Now to apply for a teaching position at Hogwarts where I hopefully won’t be killed by a snake.”

  • @rhunter42dragon
    @rhunter42dragon 3 года назад +1175

    11:58 I loved how the villain showed his approval for the one-liner before dying.

    • @Real_Mick3y6
      @Real_Mick3y6 3 года назад +107

      Obviously, it's Samuel Jackson

    • @Argonwolfproject
      @Argonwolfproject 2 года назад +94

      His character was really unique among movie villains, he was profoundly self-aware while still having an almost childlike vision of the world and his part in it. And you gotta at least respect somebody who ain't even mad they got beat.

    • @rhunter42dragon
      @rhunter42dragon 2 года назад +10

      @@Argonwolfproject Agreed.

    • @Bmurf
      @Bmurf Год назад +6

      Don't act like you don't know that movie 😂

  • @KeitaKawashima
    @KeitaKawashima 4 года назад +1339

    "When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
    Well... He does have a point...

  • @lucmik7859
    @lucmik7859 5 лет назад +3576

    all the other lines: **badass**
    that one line: *"apple sauce"*

  • @rumaldosaenz4894
    @rumaldosaenz4894 2 года назад +717

    “You just shot an unarmed man”
    “We’ll he should’ve armed himself “
    Favorite line

    • @JoshLefelhocz
      @JoshLefelhocz 2 года назад +18

      Full line from Eastwood is "Well, he shoulda armed himself, if he was gonna decorate the saloon with my friend." It was because Bill killed Ned.

    • @HuwBeech
      @HuwBeech Год назад +2

      Texas in a nutshell

    • @harish123az
      @harish123az Год назад

      Thats the motto of modern day Americans, reason why you have so many school shootings and gun massacres

    • @LargeAndRobustPeter
      @LargeAndRobustPeter Год назад

      agreed

    • @AyoooMiz
      @AyoooMiz 2 месяца назад

      Based 🤌🏾😭

  • @jokerisinthememe5852
    @jokerisinthememe5852 3 года назад +2746

    “He wasn’t a sniper. He was a sadist. There’s a difference.
    Snipers don’t muck around with gutshots and monologues.
    We just take the shot.”

    • @rjw9640
      @rjw9640 3 года назад +115

      Man I love TF2.

    • @thetexanbuzzsaw3145
      @thetexanbuzzsaw3145 3 года назад +62

      @@rjw9640 Snipin's a good job m8

    • @thetexanbuzzsaw3145
      @thetexanbuzzsaw3145 3 года назад +71

      @@LK-1D3 "Cus at the end of the day, as long as they're two people left on the planet; someone is ganna want someone dead"

    • @nathanhays8696
      @nathanhays8696 3 года назад +37

      @@LK-1D3 I'll be honest with ya, my parents, do _not_ care for me.

    • @nathanhays8696
      @nathanhays8696 3 года назад +18

      @@LK-1D3 Feelings? You wanna know what has a lot of feelings? Blokes who bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have _standards._

  • @sp1duh84
    @sp1duh84 7 лет назад +783

    "You just shot an unarmed man!""Well, he should've armed himself."SAVAGE

    • @JacobSmith-zp1kq
      @JacobSmith-zp1kq 6 лет назад +21

      sp1duh84 hands down the best one. Clint Eastwood is a god.

    • @tenjenk
      @tenjenk 6 лет назад +29

      It wasn't the full line though, "well he should've armed himself.. if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend"

    • @MetallicBascinet
      @MetallicBascinet 6 лет назад +1

      My lines in Court after manslaughter.

    • @jdog7797
      @jdog7797 4 года назад +3

      *how to make a Western*

  • @Max_Griswald
    @Max_Griswald 6 лет назад +1949

    00:00 Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
    00:10 Eraser (1996)
    00:17 Speed (1994)
    00:31 Commando (1985)
    00:37 Dr. No (1962)
    00:43 The Untouchables (1987)
    00:50 Commando (1985)
    00:56 Django Unchained (2012)
    01:03 Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
    01:10 Eraser (1996)
    01:16 Gladiator (2000)
    01:20 Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
    01:26 Goldfinger (1964)
    01:33 Kung Fury (2015)
    01:40 Last Action Hero (1993)
    01:48 Pineapple Express (2008)
    01:55 Die Hard (1988)
    02:05 Rush Hour (1998)
    02:12 Shoot ‘Em Up (2007)
    02:19 Speed Racer (2008)
    02:26 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
    02:32 Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
    02:38 Commando (1985)
    02:41 The Fifth Element (1997)
    02:49 The Last Stand (2013)
    02:56 Army Of Darkness (1992)
    03:02 Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)
    03:09 Predator (1987)
    03:13 Thunderball (1965)
    03:17 Commando (1985)
    03:23 Thunderball (1965)
    03:28 Above The Law (1988)
    03:36 Kuffs (1992)
    03:47 For Your Eyes Only (1981)
    03:52 A View To A Kill (1985)
    03:58 Darkman (1990)
    04:07 Outrageous Fortune (1987)
    04:14 Goldfinger (1964)
    04:22 Pineapple Express (2008)
    04:28 Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)
    04:37 Die Hard (1988)
    04:44 Goldfinger (1964)
    04:50 Tron Legacy (2010)
    04:57 Home Alone (1990)
    05:05 Live And Let Die (1973)
    05:10 Last Action Hero (1993)
    05:18 Mission Impossible III (2006)
    05:28 You Only Live Twice (1967)
    05:32 License To Kill (1989)
    05:42 Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
    05:46 Hudson Hawk (1991)
    05:54 Moonraker (1979)
    06:02 The Living Daylights (1987)
    06:11 Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
    06:19 Last Action Hero (1993)
    06:28 Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)
    06:37 The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
    06:45 Man On Fire (2004)
    06:49 Mortal Kombat (1995)
    06:57 The World Is Not Enough (1999)
    07:06 The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
    07:14 The 6th Day (2000)
    07:23 Iron Man 3 (2013)
    07:29 Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
    07:36 Unforgiven (1992)
    07:44 R.O.T.O.R. (1987)
    07:52 Starsky And Hutch (2004)
    07:58 Quantum Of Solace (2008)
    08:08 Universal Soldier (1992)
    08:19 On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)
    08:24 Pitch Black (2000)
    08:30 Shoot ‘Em Up (2007)
    ??:?? Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith
    08:38 The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
    08:47 GoldenEye (1995)
    08:54 Black Dynamite (2009)
    09:05 The Good The Bad And The Ugly (1966)
    09:15 Total Recall (1990)
    09:25 The Rock (1996)
    09:34 Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
    09:40 Under Siege (1992)
    09:45 Total Recall (1990)
    09:54 Judge Dredd (1995)
    10:07 The Expendables 2 (2012)
    10:14 Moonraker (1979)
    10:20 The Running Man (1987)
    10:26 Watchmen (2009)
    10:36 Terminator 2: Judgement Day
    10:44 Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
    10:47 The Running Man (1987)
    10:56 Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (2011)
    11:02 Hellboy (2004)
    11:07 Batman (1989)
    11:17 Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
    11:24 The Running Man (1987)
    11:30 Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
    11:55 Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)
    12:23 Hot Fuzz (2007)

    • @levidixon1176
      @levidixon1176 6 лет назад +49

      how has this not got more likes?

    • @Max_Griswald
      @Max_Griswald 6 лет назад +36

      Because the video was posted two years ago and my response was posted 2 months ago. If I had watched the video 2 years ago and made my post it would have a lot more likes.

    • @doomdemon1205
      @doomdemon1205 6 лет назад +6

      Max Griswald why don’t you put something like this on the 100 one liners before the kill video?

    • @DDLLDDLLDDLL
      @DDLLDDLLDDLL 6 лет назад +5

      Michael Hunt cuz this is already in the description

    • @doomdemon1205
      @doomdemon1205 6 лет назад +2

      The D Knax oh. Why didn’t I see it before?

  • @GregbertTheGremlin
    @GregbertTheGremlin 2 года назад +170

    "I'm sorry, did you just tough-talk a dead body?" best movie line ever

  • @raymason9907
    @raymason9907 4 года назад +1471

    0:33
    "What'd you do with Sully?"
    "I let him go."
    A little bit of truth behind every one liner

    • @kerloz7918
      @kerloz7918 4 года назад +25

      "Oh, man. I shot Marvin in the face"

    • @AdamArBast99
      @AdamArBast99 3 года назад +9

      "Never what? You didn't finish!"

    • @hagartm
      @hagartm 3 года назад +8

      They cut out the "I lied" part. Inconceivable!

    • @raymason9907
      @raymason9907 3 года назад +9

      @@hagartm maybe because he said "I lied" before he killed him

    • @hagartm
      @hagartm 3 года назад +3

      @@raymason9907 Yeah, you're right.

  • @krishnak.r3927
    @krishnak.r3927 4 года назад +452

    The context in which he said ''This ain't that kind of a movie bruv'' was so priceless that even the bad guy appreciated it.

    • @colleenross8752
      @colleenross8752 3 года назад +1

      Perfect

    • @soupbane1688
      @soupbane1688 2 года назад +6

      Game recognize game.

    • @BeinIan
      @BeinIan 2 года назад +6

      It works on like 3 different levels, it's beautiful.

    • @MorganTC
      @MorganTC 2 года назад +6

      That movie was really good anyways

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 2 года назад +1

      mostly because that's what the bad guy said to the previous kingsman who killed him after the church massacre

  • @michaelsproule32
    @michaelsproule32 5 лет назад +346

    7:36 "You just shot an un-armed man!"
    "He should have armed himself."
    Gold.

  • @BrandonGavin_EDC
    @BrandonGavin_EDC 2 года назад +98

    “Don’t disturb my friend, he’s dead tired.”
    -King of one liners

  • @Fadi-hb7xx
    @Fadi-hb7xx 3 года назад +2854

    "Consider this a divorce" is the most badass one liner in history

    • @SpikyAHOfficial
      @SpikyAHOfficial 3 года назад +92

      I heard my dad quoting this to my mom the other day..

    • @sinuslebastian6366
      @sinuslebastian6366 3 года назад +23

      @@SpikyAHOfficial F.

    • @Danielo197
      @Danielo197 3 года назад +12

      Love total recall

    • @discoder
      @discoder 3 года назад +23

      Rachel Ticotin's follow up line was great as well. "That was your wife? What a bitch."

    • @symmetrymilton4542
      @symmetrymilton4542 2 года назад +2

      btw she wasn't lying. It really all was a dream.

  • @iconicstudios5611
    @iconicstudios5611 5 лет назад +656

    "Where's Drax?"
    "He needed to fly."
    HE NEEDED TO FLY? It's not like "He needed some space" was staring you down.

    • @game84cube
      @game84cube 4 года назад +5

      God damn, that's good

    • @spruceg00se
      @spruceg00se 4 года назад +1

      Someone copied this comment 2 months later and got 1k likes lol

    • @chrisoddy8744
      @chrisoddy8744 4 года назад +5

      I mean I think Bond must have ran a bit low on creative juices there as he'd already done two other killer puns about Drax before he died....😂

    • @HonestObserver
      @HonestObserver 4 года назад +4

      "He stepped out for some air."

    • @leoyoman
      @leoyoman 4 года назад +2

      He spaced out :D

  • @petezahutt4859
    @petezahutt4859 7 месяцев назад +31

    The one at 2:05 is simply brilliant. Earlier, the guy says “Wipe yourself off. You’re bleeding.” And then there’s Carter’s genius response: “Wipe yourself off, man. You’re dead.”

  • @sethyoung9792
    @sethyoung9792 5 лет назад +3025

    "So uncivilized."

    • @wheeliebin18
      @wheeliebin18 5 лет назад +90

      Hello there!

    • @OmegaMemeBoss
      @OmegaMemeBoss 5 лет назад +57

      @@wheeliebin18 General Kenobi!

    • @Karma-ss5yf
      @Karma-ss5yf 5 лет назад +16

      Sorry about the mess.

    • @reginaldcompton9170
      @reginaldcompton9170 5 лет назад +14

      I read it right as it played🤣🤣

    • @apples-bi8yl
      @apples-bi8yl 5 лет назад +19

      Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

  • @UZIKING
    @UZIKING 4 года назад +1056

    The most formal one liner: “ I just shot somebody and I did it on pourpose

    • @johnhein2539
      @johnhein2539 4 года назад +20

      UZIKING Official
      Charles Tywin Lannister Dance is pure class.

    • @AgiHammerthief
      @AgiHammerthief 4 года назад +27

      they should have left the „shut up!“ in that followed

    • @MotivatedVergil111
      @MotivatedVergil111 4 года назад +1

      YES XD

    • @bizarreocean8537
      @bizarreocean8537 4 года назад +1

      Bro that’s me in gta

    • @KiwiiCat8
      @KiwiiCat8 4 года назад +5

      Mate, it’s “So uncivilised”

  • @jongilbertson2106
    @jongilbertson2106 4 года назад +1337

    "He'll never be the head of a major corporation."
    -Austin Powers

    • @6thgear914
      @6thgear914 4 года назад +36

      “Well what do we have?”
      “Sea bass”
      “Are they ill tempered?”
      “Absolutely.”
      “Ok we’ll go with that. We’ll put them in an easily escapable situation and just assume they died. Great plan!”

    • @antihax_sniper8172
      @antihax_sniper8172 3 года назад +6

      @@6thgear914 NO NOT THE SEA BASS!

    • @frankiehitman2610
      @frankiehitman2610 3 года назад +3

      Not a good time to lose ones head!!

    • @CalifornianCuttlefish
      @CalifornianCuttlefish 2 года назад

      yeah

    • @jamesfouts2016
      @jamesfouts2016 2 года назад +3

      What a...burn.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 something like that could get a man...fired.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think he was a little hot...for...you.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Zander.and.lightning
    @Zander.and.lightning Год назад +25

    I'm unusually proud of myself for seeing 90% of these movies

  • @chiffmonkey
    @chiffmonkey 8 лет назад +3075

    "Hello? I've just shot somebody, I did it on purpose." Best villain ever.

    • @Klamath2046
      @Klamath2046 8 лет назад +100

      The one and only Charles Dance

    • @collingalanos1783
      @collingalanos1783 8 лет назад +38

      @ Klamath 2046. Charles Dance is awesome. I hope they do a sequel to Dracula Untold because I can imagine the delightful villainy he could bring to that franchise.

    • @ozasiss8049
      @ozasiss8049 7 лет назад +8

      chiffmonkey what movie?

    • @chiffmonkey
      @chiffmonkey 7 лет назад +39

      Last Action Hero

    • @MattC-ue7ve
      @MattC-ue7ve 7 лет назад

      chiffmonkey I read this before I saw it and was very confused

  • @ElTio.45-70
    @ElTio.45-70 5 лет назад +467

    Best hint for the villains came from Eli Wallach: When you have to shoot, shoot, don´t talk.

    • @kieronjohnson8834
      @kieronjohnson8834 5 лет назад +18

      That's my favourite, Tuco Ramirez. No-one did badazz Mexicans like Eli. The fact his gun is covered with bubbles from his bath makes it even funnier.

    • @harryboyes2812
      @harryboyes2812 4 года назад +7

      Yeah, and it probably inspired a little scene in Van Helsing.
      Aleera: "Anna, my love. It is your blood that will keep me beautiful. What do you think of that?"
      Anna rams a stake through her heart and retorts: "I think if you're going to kill someone, kill them. Don't stand there talking about it."
      Coincidence? Sure :)

    • @AxeMan808
      @AxeMan808 4 года назад +1

      I love the version in Time And Tide:

    • @elituko
      @elituko 4 года назад +1

      That should be his epitaph.

    • @libertinauk1975
      @libertinauk1975 4 года назад +1

      That was the one I was waiting for 😁😁

  • @originoflogos
    @originoflogos 5 лет назад +409

    Where’s “Scream”?
    “This is the part where the villain wakes up, giving us one last scare”
    Gets up
    *shot*
    “Not in my movie!”

    • @UltramanMebiusBrave
      @UltramanMebiusBrave 5 лет назад +3

      This is only for 100 BEST one liners. The Scream one-liner DOES NOT qualify.

    • @VorpalStorm
      @VorpalStorm 5 лет назад +7

      @@UltramanMebiusBrave I'm pretty sure it absolutely does. But hey, this is all opinion anyway. =P

  • @SS454LS6
    @SS454LS6 3 года назад +48

    "See you at the party Richter" while throwing his arms off the elevator. A personal favorite

  • @King-cp2by
    @King-cp2by 6 лет назад +263

    "Good, Bad. I'm the guy with the gun." Man I love that line

    • @rocketcon
      @rocketcon 6 лет назад +12

      I prefer his line from the theatrical cut.
      Evil Ash (who is dancing around singing): "You're a Little Goodie Two Shoes, Little Goodie Two Shoes, Little Goodie Two Shoes...."
      Ash shoots him point blank in the face with a shotgun:
      Ash: "I ain't *that* good!"

    • @seorwhite3333
      @seorwhite3333 6 лет назад

      So real

  • @kitashi0
    @kitashi0 5 лет назад +2820

    "I went for the head"
    -Thor

  • @Weirdanimator
    @Weirdanimator 4 года назад +783

    Indiana Jones, "No Ticket" should have been on this list.

    • @ryaneas5957
      @ryaneas5957 4 года назад +16

      Thank god im not the only one who thought of that

    • @chuckstevens2672
      @chuckstevens2672 4 года назад +87

      Not technically a kill but still cool

    • @ryaneas5957
      @ryaneas5957 4 года назад +7

      Chuck Stevens minor inconveniences

    • @frankdux3605
      @frankdux3605 4 года назад +18

      Uh because the Nazi clearly didnt die. He just fell on the luggage

    • @charlieodom9107
      @charlieodom9107 4 года назад +1

      Yup! That was a really good one!

  • @domtaylor1887
    @domtaylor1887 2 года назад +89

    My favorite one liners from this video:
    1. "Keep the change, ya filthy animal." (Home Alone) 4:57
    2. "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun." (Army of Darkness) 2:55
    3. "Justice served." (R.O.T.O.R) 7:45
    4. "Iced that guy, to cone a phrase" (Last Action Hero) 1:40
    5. "Was that a ninja?" "More like a not-ja." (Speed Racer) 2:20
    6. "Then he should've armed himself" (Unforgiven) 7:36
    7. "Does anyone else wanna drop out?" (A View to a Kill) 3:53
    8. "Flawless victory." (Mortal Kombat) 6:50
    9. "Stick around." (Predator) 3:10
    10. "Are you not entertained!?" (Gladiator) 1:17
    Honorable mention: "We're married" "Consider that a divorce" (Total Recall) 9:18

    • @Justin.Martyr
      @Justin.Martyr 2 года назад

      *At 12-mins. Start -> I HATE those who Equate AnimaLs with EVIL!!!!*

  • @noahcheckman8542
    @noahcheckman8542 6 лет назад +613

    "You wouldn't kill me. You'd miss me."
    *shot*
    "I never miss."
    No, really, he doesn't.

    • @MrBrianGonzalez
      @MrBrianGonzalez 5 лет назад +32

      I guess they never miss huh?

    • @jonaklein1614
      @jonaklein1614 5 лет назад +6

      @@MrBrianGonzalez fuck u XD

    • @MrBrianGonzalez
      @MrBrianGonzalez 5 лет назад +9

      @@jonaklein1614 you got a boyfriend? I BET HE DOESNT KISS YA!!

    • @PanglossDr
      @PanglossDr 5 лет назад +9

      My ex misses me. Her aim is getting better though.

    • @boolivks805
      @boolivks805 5 лет назад +2

      @@MrBrianGonzalez he goin find anothet girl like he wont miss ya

  • @andydbr2969
    @andydbr2969 5 лет назад +664

    "You won't kill me...you'll miss me..."
    SHOTS HER
    "I never miss"

    • @uhbruh9223
      @uhbruh9223 5 лет назад +16

      "I guess they never miss huh"

    • @nabilhacene5826
      @nabilhacene5826 5 лет назад +4

      @@uhbruh9223 awkward

    • @biggeorgetx
      @biggeorgetx 4 года назад

      Never saw the movie, but the line I came up with was... I never miss at this range.

    • @SMAXZO
      @SMAXZO 4 года назад

      @@biggeorgetx I'd just say "not at this range"

  • @stebization
    @stebization 3 года назад +1738

    6:57
    "You wouldn't kill me, you'd miss me"
    *Gets shot*
    "I never miss!"
    Best line ever 😂

  • @SL-sq4gw
    @SL-sq4gw Год назад +26

    "I RISE YOU FALL"
    Anything Optimus says is so tuff

  • @tomsmurf4225
    @tomsmurf4225 7 лет назад +158

    "You don't need that spine... It's holding you(r) back."
    - Kung Fury

  • @lothayre
    @lothayre 4 года назад +465

    “You just shot an unarmed man” “well he should have armed himself”

    • @n.w.1803
      @n.w.1803 4 года назад +16

      "...if he was gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.."

    • @MotoAtheist
      @MotoAtheist 4 года назад

      Clint always has the best, but this one is even better then his "You feel lucky" line.

    • @markzuckerberg4466
      @markzuckerberg4466 4 года назад

      best one liner ever

    • @jacobjones5269
      @jacobjones5269 3 года назад

      @@n.w.1803
      Yeah, it’s hard to argue with his logic, there.. lol..

  • @edwardgaines6561
    @edwardgaines6561 5 лет назад +328

    Commando was basically a cornupocia of one-liners, with a plot tacked-on! Vintage Schwarzenegger, baby!

    • @Andres33AU
      @Andres33AU 5 лет назад +2

      Commando and The Running Man I think have the most one-liners in an Arnie film!

    • @Andres33AU
      @Andres33AU 5 лет назад +1

      @RUhere4the TRIGGERING Thanks for the heads up! It's been ages since I've seen that movie!

    • @AKAdaJoker14
      @AKAdaJoker14 5 лет назад

      I think you mean army of darkness

  • @Diecastclassicist
    @Diecastclassicist 2 года назад +23

    “I let him go” has always been my favorite from the movies. But the real #1 comes from a book, from Mickey Spillane’s “I, the Jury” - “it was easy.”

  • @sergiogonzaloarenasmercado632
    @sergiogonzaloarenasmercado632 4 года назад +547

    "Oh, man. I shot Marvin in the face"

    • @John_Hoover
      @John_Hoover 4 года назад +10

      Sergio Gonzalo Arenas Mercado The car didn’t hit no motherfuckin’ bump!

    • @neverlistentome
      @neverlistentome 4 года назад +13

      We'll why the fuck'd you go and do that!?!?

    • @noeldiazexposito8788
      @noeldiazexposito8788 3 года назад

      What part

    • @jeremypnet
      @jeremypnet 3 года назад

      Why was that not in there?

  • @alfredolsson3819
    @alfredolsson3819 6 лет назад +319

    Agent Brooks: Admit it commander, you’ll miss me.
    *Gunshot*
    Commander Shepard: Not at this range, I won’t.
    (Mass Effect 3)

  • @lukasnummer1
    @lukasnummer1 4 года назад +285

    The Goldfinger one is actually: "Shocking... positively shocking."

  • @jackmclane1826
    @jackmclane1826 2 года назад +30

    "When you have to shoot, shoot! Don't talk!"
    Best advice for all movie villains ever. 😅

    • @cumcumcum148
      @cumcumcum148 5 месяцев назад

      I wouldn't call him a villain.

  • @robbiereilly
    @robbiereilly 4 года назад +300

    "All those feathers and he still can't fly." - Always loved that one. 06:38

  • @overlex
    @overlex 8 лет назад +335

    I liked Travolta's lines in the punisher after he put his best friend in a body bag and his wife on a train track:
    - "where's Quentin?"
    "He's wrapped up in something."
    -"Where's mom?"
    "she took the train"

    • @eval_is_evil
      @eval_is_evil 6 лет назад +2

      overlex Travolta in punisher ? What ?

    • @OrochiShiki
      @OrochiShiki 6 лет назад +9

      He played the main antagonist in Punisher '04. Don't miss Kevin Nash as The Russian!

    • @jadefire2817
      @jadefire2817 6 лет назад +2

      +Tomi In the Thomas Jane version , Travolta plays Howard Saint.

    • @jadefire2817
      @jadefire2817 6 лет назад +2

      +cycobear86 *YES !* Although of course Jon Bernthal rocks in the role, I still have a special place in my heart for Thomas Jane's version!

    • @Blaydoner
      @Blaydoner 6 лет назад +2

      Best punisher ever, don't care what anyone says.

  • @siegesquirrel42
    @siegesquirrel42 6 лет назад +268

    "Slate was a dead end."
    "Dammit, he killed him!"
    Nice to see M has wised up to Bond's... quirks.

  • @deepblue8442
    @deepblue8442 2 года назад +24

    Honourable mention..........Drax: "You missed Mr Bond! upon skeet shooting. Bond :"did I?",as assassin falls from tree.

  • @Jayke1981
    @Jayke1981 7 лет назад +52

    I love that literally half the list is either James Bond or Arnie films! Kings of the one-liners for sure!

  • @llongone2
    @llongone2 6 лет назад +55

    "I never miss." - that is probably the best Bond one-liner. Bitter cold!

    • @zicc616
      @zicc616 6 лет назад +1

      llongone2 or
      “You’ll never kill me, you’ll miss me”
      “Not at this range”

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 4 года назад +310

    My fave line: *"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."*

    • @tyrant1384
      @tyrant1384 3 года назад +2

      I prefer the alternate "I'm not that good"

    • @slickgamer_
      @slickgamer_ 3 года назад +2

      my favourite line is "*I think he got the point.*"

    • @NinjaBray
      @NinjaBray 3 года назад +3

      my favourite line is "applesauce b*tch

    • @chrisplaine2321
      @chrisplaine2321 3 года назад +6

      My favourite was when you have to shoot, shoot don’t talk

  • @kolbytriplett4644
    @kolbytriplett4644 2 года назад +7

    So glad they included the two from Total Recall. First time I watched it, I knew they would become two of my favorites.

  • @vagabond142
    @vagabond142 3 года назад +312

    6:23 only Charles Dance could deliver "hello?! I've just shot somebody, and I did it on purpose!" and make it actually sound threatening XD

    • @marscaleb
      @marscaleb 2 года назад +1

      What is that one from? I don't recognize it.

    • @vagabond142
      @vagabond142 2 года назад +8

      Last Action Hero

    • @marscaleb
      @marscaleb 2 года назад +1

      @@vagabond142 Thank you!
      Crap; I don't think I've seen that movie this century.

    • @ScoutLeader
      @ScoutLeader 2 года назад +5

      Damn Tywin needs to calm down

    • @-MuhammadLuthfiSeviansyah
      @-MuhammadLuthfiSeviansyah Год назад +7

      The delivery was amazing, the only scene from the video where I genuinely chuckled. And I can't believe that was Charles Dance. Coincidentally, I just watched an hour-length video on Tywin Lannister before watching this lol

  • @Statalyzer
    @Statalyzer 7 лет назад +221

    "I'm sorry, did you just tough talk a dead body?" ... brilliant lampshade of the entire cliche.

  • @skte2die
    @skte2die 4 года назад +526

    I wish bond would’ve said “He needed some space” instead of “had to fly”.

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 3 года назад +29

      Bond workshops thousands of witty zingers a movie and they can't all be gold

    • @ScootsMcDootson
      @ScootsMcDootson 3 года назад +15

      I would've went with, he was feeling a bit spaced out.

    • @Twilight17Petkoton
      @Twilight17Petkoton 3 года назад +2

      Nope it doesn't roll off the tongue. Had to fly is a killer pun. So He needed some space and feeling space out doesn't fit. Killer puns moments.

    • @deepblue8442
      @deepblue8442 2 года назад

      RETRIBUTION....for Drax's difficulty in following The British "sense of humour"

    • @BB-te8tc
      @BB-te8tc 2 года назад +3

      The bit when he opens the airlock is even better. "Take a giant step for mankind" followed by a gentle push.

  • @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275
    @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 2 года назад +5

    I love how a lot of these are just people saying it to themselves. No one around, the guy is dead or dying, and they still decide to quip. I love it

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 6 лет назад +638

    "Hullo!? I just shot somebody. I did it on purpose!"

    • @KT926
      @KT926 6 лет назад +27

      That line always makes me laugh XDXD

    • @davekp6773
      @davekp6773 6 лет назад +33

      Can only be said in a posh English accent.

    • @ericschubel4147
      @ericschubel4147 6 лет назад +25

      It's Tywin Lannister. He can get away with it.

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 5 лет назад +23

      Doesnt he continue on for awhile until someone yells at him to shut up?

    • @mancamiatipoola
      @mancamiatipoola 5 лет назад +27

      "SHUT UP DOWN THERE!"

  • @deathwingthedestroyer3632
    @deathwingthedestroyer3632 3 года назад +334

    4:28 pretty much no one is talking about how brutal this is. Prime ripped his face off (the fallen couldn’t even scream properly from the pain), punched The Fallen’s heart out and went the extra mile and out of his way to make the last thing The Fallen sees is his being heart crushed in front of his eyes.

    • @CDbiggen
      @CDbiggen 2 года назад +11

      @@NikNokGamer , And I love that Prime.

    • @notinthemood7615
      @notinthemood7615 2 года назад +33

      I seriously didn't expect Optimus to be on here, but him saying "I rise, you fall" was fucking cold. Gosh I love the Transformer films so much.

    • @johndaman6322
      @johndaman6322 2 года назад +4

      @@notinthemood7615 I could watch a youtube compilation of Optimus killing Decepticons all day. I´ll rate the movies 5/10 but the Optimus only compilation is 13/10 !!

    • @DragonKnightJin
      @DragonKnightJin 2 года назад +5

      @@NikNokGamer "Give me your face!"

    • @langnir2299
      @langnir2299 2 года назад +3

      Fatality

  • @milesgoering3755
    @milesgoering3755 3 года назад +332

    "Haaa! I think that enemy got... The point!" -- Archibald

    • @dragonkyng
      @dragonkyng 3 года назад +19

      Hey Archibald, you think that enemy did or did not get the point? Thanks good to know.

    • @edwardthibodeaux8815
      @edwardthibodeaux8815 3 года назад +17

      You fools
      It’s
      KING DRAGON SENDS HIS REGARDS

    • @dragonkyng
      @dragonkyng 3 года назад +6

      @@edwardthibodeaux8815 unless you pick the *knock gun out of his hand* choice. Then you get “ITS A GOOD THING I ALWAYS CARRY TWO GUNS.”

    • @derektrammell911
      @derektrammell911 3 года назад +4

      "King Dragon will remember that, and send his regards"

    • @rodgebrickh48
      @rodgebrickh48 3 года назад

      @@derektrammell911 They got the point alright.

  • @MJBfromCCC
    @MJBfromCCC 3 года назад +19

    Not a movie, but one of my favorite lines was in Mass Effect 3, probably inspired by the bond line:
    Brooks: “Admit it, Commander. You’ll miss me.”
    *shot*
    Shepard: “Not at this range, I won’t.”

    • @bluesbr0ther588
      @bluesbr0ther588 3 года назад +1

      Al Bundy had a similar line when his wife comes home from shopping.
      She said:
      Honey, did you miss me.
      And he replies:
      With every bullet so far.

  • @HILTSWALTAI
    @HILTSWALTAI 4 года назад +289

    "Damn, he ain't gon' be in rush hour 3"

    • @Twilight17Petkoton
      @Twilight17Petkoton 3 года назад +14

      That a bloopers at the end of Rush Hour 2 says. "Damn, good kick."

    • @JULIOHERNANDEZ-cy7sq
      @JULIOHERNANDEZ-cy7sq 3 года назад +3

      What about in the actual movie when he says "we'll just say he was tryna catch a cab"

    • @Twilight17Petkoton
      @Twilight17Petkoton 3 года назад

      @@JULIOHERNANDEZ-cy7sq Not really someone say he taking the car. So little late on a greatest One-Liners.

  • @Hydrolysis_Moment
    @Hydrolysis_Moment 5 лет назад +312

    “He won’t be joining us for the rest of his life....”

    • @TheRealRealOK
      @TheRealRealOK 4 года назад +2

      Tox- ic 😂

    • @GurahkWeavile
      @GurahkWeavile 4 года назад +5

      Alan Rickman was the bomb

    • @andybub45
      @andybub45 4 года назад

      Ouch

    • @lanway13
      @lanway13 4 года назад +2

      The best part was that Alan Rickman ad-libbed that line just because he thought it was something a dude like Hans Gruber would say.

    • @basicallyarobloxian4533
      @basicallyarobloxian4533 4 года назад

      "Yeah, he'll like it in hell."

  • @sammy169169169
    @sammy169169169 4 года назад +334

    "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli"

    • @jacobjones5269
      @jacobjones5269 4 года назад +8

      Yeah, that’s probably the greatest of them all, and not represented here.. Shame..

    • @11DNA11
      @11DNA11 3 года назад +3

      @@jacobjones5269
      Yep. And the cannoli part was improv.

    • @cringecentral_
      @cringecentral_ 3 года назад

      Godfather top 5 movie of all time

  • @uglynerd9436
    @uglynerd9436 5 лет назад +2135

    Man:you just shot an unarmed man
    Clint Eastwood:well he should have armed himself

    • @k3salieri
      @k3salieri 5 лет назад +33

      Definitely one of my favorites.

    • @bigglesmcg
      @bigglesmcg 5 лет назад +38

      If he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend....

    • @ShingenNolaan
      @ShingenNolaan 5 лет назад +16

      Eastwood scares me in this movie. Like I sincerely believe he'd kill me just like that.

    • @tommybason6057
      @tommybason6057 5 лет назад +1

      I read this comment at the exact same time it appeared in the video

    • @haydeng3316
      @haydeng3316 5 лет назад +2

      What movie is that?

  • @GeezieMac
    @GeezieMac 2 года назад +17

    The Fifth Element had one other great one liner after the kill. When Zorg kills the hotel personnel telling him there’s a bomb in the hotel.
    Zorg’s reply: “I know.”

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA Год назад +2

      Entire 5th Element dialogue is a gem! And actors with perfect deliveries too.

  • @lawrencecalablaster568
    @lawrencecalablaster568 8 лет назад +275

    This channel is brilliant: funny yet simple, incredible yet non-click-baity. You have a brilliant repertoire of film, & that's amazing. Thank you!

    • @BurgerFiction
      @BurgerFiction  8 лет назад +3

      +Lawrence Calablaster :)

    • @sghaiermohamed2905
      @sghaiermohamed2905 8 лет назад +8

      +Lawrence Calablaster ikr, sadly there is'nt many channel like this on youtube

    • @koningsbruggen
      @koningsbruggen 8 лет назад +3

      yes, precisely this

    • @hakenbacker
      @hakenbacker 7 лет назад

      His videos don't need clickbait for it to be good.

  • @legogonegaming
    @legogonegaming 3 года назад +67

    1:21 “so uncivilized” Favorite one of the bunch.

  • @DinsRune
    @DinsRune 3 года назад +86

    "Let off some steam, Bennett."
    The delivery, the steely look in his eyes... such a cheesy line, but somehow it comes off totally badass.

  • @davidvaldezjr5546
    @davidvaldezjr5546 2 года назад +6

    "Wipe yourself off, man. You dead."
    For some reason I love this line.

  • @jxomxo
    @jxomxo 6 лет назад +666

    “We’re married.”
    *dies*
    “Consider this a divorce!”

  • @СергейБондаренко-й9ю
    @СергейБондаренко-й9ю 5 лет назад +356

    "I've just shot somebody, I did it on purpose" - -priceless

  • @chappielivdahl
    @chappielivdahl 4 года назад +325

    I like how most of these lines come from Arnold Schwarzenegger; he’s really good with one-liners.

    • @chappielivdahl
      @chappielivdahl 3 года назад +5

      @Kcs Clan True.

    • @thetruth45678
      @thetruth45678 3 года назад +17

      Arnold is so great with one-liners because he can only remember one line at a time.
      Director: "Fuck it. We'll fix it in post."
      Arnold: "Okay, what's my next line?"
      Director: "Auuurrrghhh."
      Arnold: "Oh, right. *AAAUYAAGHLAAGAURAGH!!"*

    • @TheSpicyLeg
      @TheSpicyLeg 2 года назад +5

      I still say his best one-liner is in True Lies when he says “You’re fired” before firing the terrorists hanging off a missile.

    • @chwenhoou
      @chwenhoou 2 года назад +5

      Don't forget James Bond.

  • @dannywestbrook5036
    @dannywestbrook5036 2 года назад +5

    "Let off some steam Bennett!" One of my favorite lines from Commando.

  • @bumshizzle
    @bumshizzle 5 лет назад +75

    1:07 “Apple sauce bitch.” Is by far my favorite line for its randomness

    • @joeyplays5078xx
      @joeyplays5078xx 2 месяца назад

      He smoked him in the most epic way possible.

  • @noneprovided689
    @noneprovided689 5 лет назад +60

    *Yes!*
    Because these lists so rarely include vintage stuff, I had assumed I’d have to comment about how they missed the best one...but lo and behold, it shows up at 9:05.
    Damn it, if Tuco ain’t the coolest foil in any movie ever...

    • @jdog7797
      @jdog7797 4 года назад +1

      *"Leave the Gun take the Cannoli"*

  • @Longs81
    @Longs81 3 года назад +105

    7:36 That is hands down one of the greatest movie scenes of all time. When Clint Eastwood's William Munny arrives to confront Little Bill

  • @ellipsis-007
    @ellipsis-007 Год назад +12

    23 Bond lines! I’m proud to be a Bond fan right now.

  • @Okulele-d4t
    @Okulele-d4t 8 лет назад +216

    imagine how short this would be without Arnie and James Bond...

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 6 лет назад +6

      So many one-liners between those guys. I especially liked how the video cut two of their most similar lines together:
      "My friend is dead tired."
      "My sister is exhausted. She's just dead!"

    • @SpicyDeddy
      @SpicyDeddy 6 лет назад

      +오율평
      Don’t forget Austin Powers.

    • @PUARockstar
      @PUARockstar 6 лет назад

      Austin Powers is actually an inflated parody on Bond. Awesome one in it's own right though.

    • @UltramanMebiusBrave
      @UltramanMebiusBrave 5 лет назад

      "Beam me up, Scotty!"
      Dead wrong! Arnie has "Don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired." Bond has "Mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead".

  • @098vladik098
    @098vladik098 5 лет назад +197

    "Ohh man ..I shot Marvin in the face" should have been nr 1

    • @alosim1541
      @alosim1541 5 лет назад +7

      “WELL I DIDN’T MEAN TO DO IT. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT”

    • @friendlyneighborhoodkelbea7258
      @friendlyneighborhoodkelbea7258 4 года назад

      Those are just 100 lines, they're not in an order. Everyone single one could be number 1

  • @fredrikpettersson2951
    @fredrikpettersson2951 4 года назад +145

    You forgot the best from "The Expendables"
    -Rest in pieces!!

    • @aljan6
      @aljan6 4 года назад +1

      I just saw that one yesterday, it was pretty funny

    • @kefaonamu953
      @kefaonamu953 4 года назад

      And that From Formula 51 "Rest in peace, motherf**ker"

  • @usmh
    @usmh 2 года назад +11

    I don't know about the greatest, but Charles Dance going "I just shot someone! I did it on purpose" is definitely the one that's made me laugh the hardest. I think I rewound twice just to hear it again when I watched that movie.

  • @AsapAnimation
    @AsapAnimation 6 лет назад +983

    Anakin chops off Dooku’s hands and head*
    Anakin: He was an unarmed prisoner...

  • @emperorpalpatine2070
    @emperorpalpatine2070 5 лет назад +109

    "Don't disturb my friend he's DEAD tired."

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 4 года назад +4

      Ha-ha, ‘Dead tired’. She won’t get it now, but when she looks back on this, she’s going to LAUGH!!!!

  • @gunship_serrano8768
    @gunship_serrano8768 5 лет назад +268

    “Ohhh there gonna have to glue you back together... IN HELL!”
    -Demoman

    • @arkian3423
      @arkian3423 5 лет назад +3

      Gunship_ Serrano nice profile pic

    • @gunship_serrano8768
      @gunship_serrano8768 5 лет назад +3

      Ark Ian thanks, I got it off of sam spratts insta

    • @arkian3423
      @arkian3423 5 лет назад +1

      Gunship_ Serrano I was more talking about the album itself

    • @ribbel8210
      @ribbel8210 4 года назад +4

      Oh soldier, who will they ever find to replace you? Anyone! (Laughs in french)

    • @danielramsey6141
      @danielramsey6141 4 года назад +2

      God I loved that Demo Trailer!

  • @BrunoEwok
    @BrunoEwok 2 года назад +13

    "That's the problem with Santa Clarita. Too many damned vampires." Best last line of a movie since, "That's OK, nobody's perfect."

  • @leoli2450
    @leoli2450 6 лет назад +236

    SO UNCIVILIZED
    STAR WARS MEME INTENSIFIES

    • @Timo11042
      @Timo11042 6 лет назад

      @@weirdanimenoises GET OUT NOW!!!

  • @alexhicks7266
    @alexhicks7266 6 лет назад +138

    Best one now: Deadpool 2 end credit scene after he kills Ryan Reynolds "You're welcome Canada."

  • @andrewlundy6931
    @andrewlundy6931 8 лет назад +30

    My favorite is by far the outtake from rush hour 2 when Chris Tucker syas "Damn you know he aint gonna be in rush hour 3"

  • @Fgeri623
    @Fgeri623 3 года назад +27

    5:46 that line was even funnier in hungarian: "a real englishman never loses his head!" 😆

    • @zsoltbartus169
      @zsoltbartus169 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, we had some great puns in translation. I think its also better at Scwartzi "I let him go" in Commando.

  • @kevinjohnson1852
    @kevinjohnson1852 5 лет назад +429

    Arnold Schwarzenegger is definitely the most ICONIC actor EVER!

  • @BoulderonShoulder
    @BoulderonShoulder 8 лет назад +161

    So what I learned: If someone asks, just tell them literally what you did.

    • @thedreamcatcherOMG
      @thedreamcatcherOMG 8 лет назад +12

      Leathh
      It may not be obvious at first, but they'll get the point.

    • @liaminator4950
      @liaminator4950 7 лет назад +7

      *pew*
      You died.
      *Laughs uncontrollably*

    • @theAngryscotman
      @theAngryscotman 6 лет назад +4

      "Wheres the bad guy you were fighting."
      "Well, I suppose you could say I shot him in the face. Actually that is literally what happened."

  • @officialgeneral_soldiernat5717
    @officialgeneral_soldiernat5717 3 года назад +104

    Arnold Schwarzenegger is a classic for one liners. So is James Bond.
    But Ewan McGregor/Obi-Wan’s “so uncivilized” really takes the cake. Hell- it’s even a metaphor on how these villains die before the post-death one liner’s done.
    Quick Edit: Vader’s quote. Also a classic.

    • @an_anime_crepe828
      @an_anime_crepe828 Год назад +1

      I always thought about how he was talking about the Gun’s uncivilized nature of killing people

    • @Abby-jh5np
      @Abby-jh5np Год назад

      He's such a Peaceful Jedi

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA Год назад +5

      @@an_anime_crepe828 it's a reference to famous a New Hope quote by Obi-Wan Kenobi, who gives Luke his father's lighsaber and says that it is "An elegant weapon, for a more... civilized age."

  • @shreyanshasinha232
    @shreyanshasinha232 2 года назад +2

    I just realised, older Hollywood movies are just GOLD!❤️
    The heroism and drama is so rare now

  • @Kairi091
    @Kairi091 8 лет назад +193

    When you have to shoot, shoot! Don't talk.

    • @treychic5180
      @treychic5180 7 лет назад +4

      Ha Ha THis one was my first thought when I saw the title ! Glad it made the cut.

  • @alanpeel1981
    @alanpeel1981 4 года назад +80

    Left out was Big Trouble in Little China: “It’s all in the reflexes.”

  • @BusyBasaz
    @BusyBasaz 6 лет назад +52

    "He won't be joining us for the rest of his life", made me laugh. Classic Hans Gruber.

  • @AndrewCreatez
    @AndrewCreatez 10 месяцев назад +4

    "Men get arrested. Dogs get put down."
    I know Snyder's version of Rorschach is a horrific misreading of the character, but that line should've been included on here. It's so good.

  • @afewgamers4255
    @afewgamers4255 6 лет назад +92

    Lotr "it still only counts as one"-Gimli

  • @mikvance
    @mikvance 5 лет назад +59

    1:14 "You're luggage." Is the reason human civilization was invented. Just for that line.

  • @nebojsasavic6262
    @nebojsasavic6262 7 лет назад +131

    where is Vincent:Oh man,i shot Marvin in the face

  • @colincanzone8462
    @colincanzone8462 6 месяцев назад +2

    “Well we know he can add and he can subtract” is my favorite for its delivery.