The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
- A celebration of some of the greatest 'cheesiest' movie quotes of all time. First featured on Pajiba.com. Sit back, relax and take in all the wonderful fromage...for list of films click (more info)...
One mans cheese is another mans gold... "cheesy" is a very subjective word and can be used in many different contexts. And there is such a thing as good cheese... a quote can be both epic and cheesy! Also, just because I've included a quote from a movie, it doesn't imply that I think the movie itself is 'cheesy', more the line chosen qualifies... I happen to love a great deal of the films listed here.
Films featured in order of appearance:
American Beauty, Batman & Robin, Gigli, Batman & Robin, Showgirls, Troy, Star Wars, G.I Jane
--1m- Love Story, Cast Away, Star Wars, City of Angels, As Good As It Gets, Pearl Harbor, Titanic, Ever After, Death Race, The Covenant, X-Men 3
-2m- They Live, Commando, Matrix, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Total Recall, Wicker Man, Point Break, Lethal Weapon II, Boondock Saints, Predator, Road House, Kindergarten Cop
-3m- Forrest Gump, Transformers 2, Lethal Weapon, Speed, Commando, X-Men, Exorcist II, Armageddon, Juno, Blood Diamond, Batman & Robin
-4m- Goldfinger, Rocky 4, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Judge Dredd, Commando, Under Siege, Batman & Robin, The Happening, Star Wars, The Happening, Eraser
-5m- Blood In Blood Out, Batman & Robin, Con Air, Air Force One, Bad Boys II, Snakes on a Plane, Showgirls, Notting Hill, Jerry Maguire, Ghost
-6m- Pretty Woman, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Dirty Dancing, Matrix, 300, Star Wars, The Postman, The Happening, Congo
-7m- Wicker Man, Pearl Harbor, Knowing, Predator, Troll 2, Matrix, Poseidon, Face Off, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Star Wars, True Lies, Twilight, Battlefield Earth
-8m- World Is Not Enough, Flash Gordon, Showdown In Little Tokyo, Braveheart, Independence Day, Wicker Man, Star Wars, The Room, Mortal Kombat Annihilation, Star Wars
-9m- Conan The Barbarian, Battlefield Earth, Shark Attack 3, Lord of The Rings, Top Gun
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the footage presented here, this video was made merely to pay homage to these films and quotes and not for any profit or commercial reasons. No copyright infringement intended, video is for entertainment purposes ONLY.
YO! Tom Hanks yelling, "I'M SORRY WILSON!" Is not a cheesy quote. That scene is heartbreaking. Who ever thought a man losing his volleyball would be so sad.
Indeed.
That's his charm he has an average guy face so he can play a average guy movie rows but he is an amazing actor and can give and out of this world performance
Arthur Garwood Delahooke no its hilarious!
That was'nt a volleyball! It was a companion loved by all. He was the main character and touched infinite hearts
I cry every time I see that scene
The entire list could have just been Batman and Robin.
Reigns is the future WWE champion
lol
Yup he is
Headshot Homie or Fast and Furious. Those movies make me physically uncomfortable they're so bad.
TheKPSTube Absolutely. The fact that the goddam SEVENTH one is one of the highest grossing films of all time causes me to die a little inside. The Mad Max films are infinitely better, but don't do nearly as well (probably because they don't have The Rock and Paul fucking Walker).
"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass- and I'm all outta gum"
Not cheesy, awesome
Could it not be cheesy AND awesome at the same time?
Yeah, it may seem cheesy now, but at the time that line was AWESOME...and now it's iconic with this movie and with Duke Nuke 'Em
aeopmusic agreed!
Damm right
Robert Michael Nope. Cheesy means cringeworthy. That line is anything but.
Arnold could fill a list on his own.
+ThatOneShyguy that's mean XDDhahahah
+ThatOneShyguy "I keph telling people, IT'S NOT A TUMOR!"
xD
ThatOneShyguy I am da pahty poopah
"hasta la vista, baby"
Chill out, dickwad
"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
"I'M SORRY WILSON!!"
Starbit I love how they are one right after the other practically xD
Marcus Balearius It's not accidental.
"I hope you can clone yourself" "Why?" "Because you can go fuck yourself" - Arnold Shwarzenegger
avix007
I never said it was...
I guess he didn’t love Wilson then!
"Murdered? Then SOMEBODY'S responsible!"
I geeked so hard at that. 😂😂😂
Boromir's death in Lotr was NOT cheesy! :P
Yeah I agree, they should've replaced it with the ending of Return of the King where everyone is laughing. God that scene makes me want to vomit.
Nameless Paladin The whole trilogy made me want to vomit. It's so atrociously over the top and cheaply sentimental.
IZn0g0uDatAll Well I think Return of the King is most liable to this criticism. I think it's terribly corny at times. Fellowship of the Ring imo was the best one. It's dark and mystical. I really liked it.
Leah McCusker Your Milage May Vary.
How about the line:
Witch king: You fool, no man can kill me.
Die now"
Woman: I am no man.
From LotR: Return of the King.
I beg to differ. "I ain't got time to bleed" is the most kick ass line ever uttered on film.
Look I know this is five years late, but I’m a mechanic and to this day if anyone notices that I’m bleeding before I notice that I’m bleeding, then I will shamelessly quote that every time.
@@Rockaholic237I'm the computer person in the house, not a car guy.
Long story short, went to my dads friend's shop to replace a battery in my Ford Escape 2017.
His tec weren't in yet, so I had to gut the thing up to the air filter.
It was such a pain in the ass, and my virgin engine digging hands took a beating.
But it made me smile every time I saw a new cut on my hand, remembering that line from that movie. 😆
"Love means never having to say you're sorry"
"I'M SORRY WILSON"
ɷɷɷ I Havee Watcheddd Thiss Movieeee Leakedd Versionn Hereee : - t.co/SjZpZXw5gt
Yes
You can't handle the truth! A Few Good Men (1992)
How dare you put Boromir's death in there. That scene was epic.
ikr! that scene seriously breaks my heart ㅠㅠ
My thoughts exactly!
Used to not like Fellowship of the Ring as much as the other 2 films as a kid, but rewatching the trilogy as present day me it's possibly my favorite of the 3 films.
Who really has time to monologue while dying, though? Epic it may be, but there's a point there. A lot of medieval epics, when you break them down, are pretty cheesy. The heroes and villains get majestic lines and dialogue. In reality most people just die.
Mark Wahlberg's scene 6:45 has me laughing so uncontrollably right now
"planning on stealing something?"
Mark - "noooo ma'am we're not!"
"plan on murdering me in my sleep?"
Mark - "what?! noooooooo!"
"Love means never having to say you're sorry..."
*Next Scene.*
"I'M SORRY WILSON! WILSON I'M SORRY!"
Some of the lines are only cheesy when taken out of the context of the film. For example, the first quote from American Beauty and the Wilson quote from castaway.
exactly
And Braveheart
9:25 NOTHING CHEESY BOUT THAT
BOROMIR AKA SEAN BEAN IS DYING
ITS SAD
🔫
Sean Bean always dies. You should be used to it.
NO ONE HAS A RIGHT TO SAY THAT CLIP IS CHEESY AHH!!!
gobble gobble
Why the fuck does everyone find that funny
+Gillian Valdez Really? lol You're pretty....basic....aren't you?
Winner winner turkey dinner
Wait...how is that Lord of the Rings quote at 9m cheesy? Seems actually pretty heartfelt and genuine in comparison to the others.
There's nothing cheesy in the trilogy. There's just of memes and there's a lot of people complaining about the anticlimactic ending but that's how the story ends in the books.
gaw dang, Tom Hanks just lost his friend Wilson and you call it cheesy? How insensitive.
but seriously now, I don't know what is cheesy about that scene. Mildly funny, mildly sad and mildly ironic, but cheesy? naw. Same goes for a few of these scenes.
WILSONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's funny in this context, lol.
+Ben P. You have to recognize that the scene was about a delusional man losing a ball in which he drew a face and talked with for 2 years. (i know why, but if you look at it without the emotional context, it's pretty silly and cheesy)
Ben P. Wilson was a bitch
the only one i have to disagree with in this list is the lord of the rings quote
And the one off braveheart
The line from 300 is "historically correct." Leonidas said it before the battle of Thermopylae, a translation of it at least.
That’s what I said when I saw that movie on the thumbnail
LMAO I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED
Jayy Prime me: YOUR HIT! your bleeding manyou : i ain't got time
Jayy Prime same here dude lmao.
+Jayy Prime say tHAT TO THE BLEEDING ARM
+Jayy Prime I don't have time to die, I'm too busy!
Killer line
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!
I don't like lord of the rings being on the list, that specific scene actually, I'm sure theres another scene thatss cheesy, but that one was too emotional
"This forest is old...very old"
"Legolas, what do your elf-eyes see?"
"PO-TA-TOES"
Those would have been a good replacement.
***** yeah forests are old legolas, little known fact. lol
I have to say, a majority of these I don't think should be classified as "cheesy"
But I did enjoy the few memorable quotes you came up with
I'm pretty sure the ENTIRE dialog from ALL THREE Star Wars prequels deserves to be in this. But you especially missed the absolutely worst one from Anakin:
"I'm still haunted by the kiss you should never have given me."
And don't forget the quote from Revenge of the Sith where Anakin says 'No, it's because I am in love with you.'
infinitecanadian NO!! You are both wrong. The one they clearly forgot was "Love can't save you Padme, only my new powers can."
TheRoflcopterGod
Hey, I was just adding to the knowledge base of 'Worst Star Wars III Quotes'. Looks like you got another one for the list. ;)
Smh. Not the whole dialogue. Obi wans dialogue during the final confrontation is sick.
@@createanything5189 I have the high ground - tell me how high ground will help you in a sword fight 😐
Wilson I'm sorry was NOT cheesy, if you watch the movie your eyes would tear up every time too
No Imagination must be weird not having anybody come on you xD
Absolutely. While for the most part this video is pretty much on target but certainly not for Wilson.
i feel like i am the kind of the world is not cheesy either
Aw, Wilson
You could put the entirety of Batman and Robin in here
They're eating her and now they're gonna eat me :D
+Black Lotus no more popcorn
Muhammad Raza Haidery oh my goooooooddddddddd
I know, right? They left off the cheesiest part of the line.
he didn't put the best part
“Troll 2” Was indeed crap. Who thinks MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000) should make an episode on this? Say “I”
the classic "bubblegum" line is not cheesy... it's awesome.
-Slick
Duke Nukem said it the best
AmericanThunder Definitely better coming from Duke Nukem.
"I'm Afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive"
+Simao Pereira lol, I included that one in my video.
i dont see how it was cheesy
Lord of the rings and cast away? Nooooooo! Those were very touching scenes!
i love lord of the rings and i don't think a lot of it should have been in here but you have to admit, especially if they were in english (their in elvish) aragorn/arwen scenes are pretty cheesy when you read what they say. THEY should have been in this video, not boromir's scene (though admittedly, i can see why people think it's cheesy).
Jack Williams your forgetting the sam and frodo scene 'there are many things in this world fighting for' and 'i cant carry the ring but i can carry you'
Daniel Reader yeah lol. i guess that was pretty cheesy too. But lord of the rings are great movies, thats why i think people overlook a lot of cheesy quotes or problems with them
Yeah, the person that made that list is on some wannabe elitist shit. Dumb list.
I can agree with that but still....There Taking The Hobbits To Isengard....funniest scene of the 2nd one. Its not a cheesie scene but it sure was a funny one.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PUT FORREST GUMP IN THERE! It's gotta be the BEST movie line
Well it never said that cheesy is bad. Sometime the cheesy quotes that are the best.
They're eating her...
Then they're going to eat me....
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
I said sometimes...
"They may take our lives...but they'll never take...OUR FREEDOM!!"
C'mon!...That's a great line and not cheesy at all.
Okay. Perhaps i'm being a wee bit biased...I'm A Scotsman
It is a good line.
YEA THIS GONE TOO FAR ! IT'S A SOUL MOMENT NOT SOME EASY PUDDING STUFF !
Haha! I'm probably a wee bit biased as well! xD
"I've come to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum" The best quote ever!!!
7:17
Give him an Oscar!
yes dude yes!
That was the best line man!
OH MY GOOOOOOD!!!!
You’re talking about the fly on his forehead
Darren Ewing was very off in this scene. He sounded more excited, rather than afraid. And to be honest with you all, he’s not a good actor. “Troll 2” was just a piece-of-crap film that, definitely, deserves an episode on MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000).
Btw, Ewing does not deserve an Oscar. He deserves the Golden Raspberry award.
the hell is LOTR doing in there
Some are cheesie. But alot are legendary. Like forest gump for example. Or matrix. It's history!
"SPARTANS!!"
"Ready your breakfast, and eat hearty...FOR TONIGHT, WE DINE, IN HELL!!!"
[From the back of the army]:
"But I was going into Tosche's Station to pick some power converters!"
Haha you fool general kenobi
It's TOshi Staiton.
TOSHI
its actually spelled "Tosche"
The best quote of all time is:
"Harry! They're taking the Siths to Isengard!" -Spock
2:00 "I have come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass" "and Im all outta bubble gum"
That is one of the best quotes ever.
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum"...when genius meets cheese.
Half of these quotes aren't even remotely cheesy...
You're so gay
You're so straight
How dare you include Boromir's last spoken words in this? That was not cheesy but a very emotional moment for anyone who has even an ounce of respect for the LOTR trilogy.
I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm out of bubble gum. I love that line. ya gotta be kidding
same with "I ain't got time to bleed"
Hell yeah, Jesse Ventura's "I ain't got time to bleed" is my favorite quote from Predator
im sorry, but some of these lines had great emotional and awesomely historical in cinematic lines. Some of these lines are funny as shit while others, like star wars and twilight and commando, CHEESETASTIC!!
Hey, the Wilson scene was heartbreaking, not cheesy.
Saying sorry to Wilson is cheesy? You...take...that...back!!!!
I cried for Wilson, NOT CHEESY
Tom Hanks is the best ...
And in our volleyball courts.....
Most of these aren't cheesy, most are badass!
There are some cheesy ones in there but most of them are really good!
They can take our lives, but they can't take our freedom! haha
who said cheesy can't be cool?
I can't believe you didn't include "Cookies need love, like everything does" from Matrix Revolutions or "I carried a watermelon" from Dirty Dancing or the hilariously stupid "That's a lot of fish" from Godzilla!
***** It is?
***** How can that be true, when there are only 7 people on the world?
***** So why aren't there 57 people, huh??? HUH???
***** That is only 3 dots, not 57. Your theory is incor... Oh my God. 3 dots. Triangles have 3 edges! ARE YOU A ILLUMINARTYD?
Just in case you haven't got it yet, I am joking.
***** Are you trying to pass subliminal messages?
How is the scene from Castaway ("Wilson" scene) cheesy? What line is cheesy? That's an incredibly sad scene if you know the context, which many people don't. They just see some loon crying about a soccer ball and laugh, but it's about more than a ball. I like these other scenes, but I don't see how Castaway belongs here.
I AM THE LAW! I AM THE LAW! YOU BETRAY THE LAW! LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
So much cheese...I could make a pizza
Ewan B Save room for Cheesecake!
Optimusprime240 ITS NOT MADE WITH CHEESE
xSPARTANJ1x Just another cheese joke. I know it not cheese.
2:37 Diplomatic Immunity....... Just been revoked.. lol
9:43 Tom Cruise without shades and with shades in 1 sec.
Mind=Blown
Okay they were mostly cheesy, but the line from Lord of the Rings Fellowship : "I would have followed you my brother, my captain, my king." was an awesome line-- in fact one of my favorites-- not at all cheesy.
Neither was the Braveheart one...
one of my favorite videos growing up, me and my friends would quotes these randomnly during all of middle school. recently i've been watching a lot of movies and seeing the movies some of these come from makes me nostalgic of the good times this video has brought me. 12 years later and i still come back to this. thank you man
Some of these are not cheesy at all.
1:10 not even slightly cheesy
I was gonna say that myself. It might be here because it's so often quoted by people who make it over the top. But in the context of the movie and what it meant to him, it's beautiful and devastating.
"Do you know who i am?! I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!".....
That's not cheesy... that's fantastic!
no that's the juggernaut
Cast Away does not belong on this video.
"love means never having to say you're sorry." "I'M SORRY WILSON!!!! WILSON I'M SORRY!!! WILSON!!! WIIIIILSOOOOOON!!!!"
Haha that was hilarious
Is it just something about the word "younglings" that sounds cheesy?
A lot of the badass/cheesy quotes said in the movie 300 were actually said by the real King leonidas (e.g. "tonight we dine in hell","Come and take them") albeit in Ancient greek rather than english
Gonna need a source on that.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molon_labe
"I'm the juggernaut bitch" is the greatest line ever.
that juggernaut one gets me everytime
What happened to the lines like:
"This is Sparta", "You Shall Not Pass" or "I'll be Back"
How was the Wilson scene cheesy?
IT was the fact that it was played right after the girl said "love means never having to say your sorry", then SORRY WILSON!!! IM SORRY!!!
No, its not, it was a joke.
"TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!"
"but I was going to tosche station to pick up some power converters"
The line from 300 is my favourite from the film! Gloriously cheesy, my only wish is to be able to use it in context!
***** Like it killed him! Lots of awsome lines in that film, love it!
Presuming Ed Then we shall fight in the shade.
2:00 THE BEST!
cheesy but f*ckin epic
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA
Remember guys, cheesy does not necessarily mean bad.
Half of these lines are some of the best fucking lines ever, the Speech from Independence Day, Wilson, Borimir's death?!
This should've been 10 minutes of Arnie one liners.
You must be new here. There's 20 minutos of Arnie quotes.
"Love means never having to say you're sorry"
"I'M SORRY WILSON!"
Whoever made the list picked it in a funny order. Listen to the two that comes after 6:26 and imagine them standing and talking to each other. Do the same thing with the two after 8:52. It's very funny.
I see your point. Lukes whiney voice kills it
WillyWonka259 Yup. Like he tries to be a Spartan. xD
Jonathan Dahlberg Lol and the 2 after 1:45
Jonathan Dahlberg Thank you for making this list funnier to me. Especially the 6:26 one. "I'm not going to dine in Hell, I'm going to Tosche station. See ya!"
StrasbergProtégé Hilarious!
"YOU MANIACS, YOU BLEW IT UP"
Y'know, you have a strange concept of "cheesy" lines... Granted, some of them are, but then you really drop the ball with the rest.
I'm pretty sure most of the thumbs up on this video just come from the nostalgia of getting to hear these old lines again.
Tom cruise, the king of cheesy lines. But seriously some of those scenes shouldn't be up there. Like all Obi wan scenes about the younglings, i didnt get those. And a lot of them are the greatest lines of film history. I agree with you on most of them but some of them shouldn't have been considered
For four years now, watching this video has been my pre-exam ritual.
Aw, some of these lines were great.
"I ain't got time to bleed."
"I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
"I'm too old for this shit."
Those are classic and awesome lines.
''They may take our lives but they will never take OUR FREEDOM'' is also great.
Nikita Ivachtchenko Yea I don’t see how that’s under the same list as “I don’t like sand” and “it’s turkey time gobble gobble”
300 was not cheesy, it was epic.
Some of these weren't cheesy at all. Certainly not the 'Wilson' scene.
WE'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGUARD
*Isengard
“You sack of wine” is one of the greatest insults of all time!!
Why are so many of these Arnold's?
Arnold was made for this
true story
Mr1987Joe lmao!
"Don't. Love means never having to say you're sorry..."
*Next Clip*
"I'm sorry, Wilson!" Lmao wow
"IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE" my favorite
5:21 "Shit just got real" That was far from cheesy
6:25 Based on a real quote from King Leonidas.
You seriously put Cast Away in here? You fucked up.
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." *Unless you read the box. Then you'll know.*
"I'm sorry Wilson, Wilson I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Wilson, Wilson!..." I'd have to strongly disagree.
IM THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!!!
The unintentional homoeroticism in Top Gun will never be matched.
Chris, that was a cheap shot.
Chris Nelvin Why the heck is your profile pick one of John Wilkes Booth's conspirators?
may want to re-think the term 'Cheesy'
Yeah because “we’ll see who sh*ts on the sidewalk” is Shakespearean
STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE! :D
THAT WAS FOR DESSERT, THE TEA PARTY IS RUINED!
"Tonight we dine in hell" - One of the most badass lines ever said in a movie.
90% aren't even cheesy.
the Wilsoooooon! wasn't cheesy