The Dumbest Lines from EVERY Fast & Furious Movie

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @Donut
    @Donut  3 года назад +7008

    There are so many lines we couldn't fit in this video! What's your favorite quote that we missed?

    • @RayanM50B25
      @RayanM50B25 3 года назад +548

      Cum

    • @yamafz6r
      @yamafz6r 3 года назад +867

      The 20 speed transmission in every car is cringe

    • @amaansiddiqui2030
      @amaansiddiqui2030 3 года назад +275

      Donut media bring up to speed back

    • @SkyHighGD
      @SkyHighGD 3 года назад +256

      32 Minutes of actually good content. Thank you, James and Nolan, for your dedication.

    • @17969296
      @17969296 3 года назад +122

      WHERE THE HELL IS UP TO SPEED
      -me now

  • @modellingseb
    @modellingseb 3 года назад +14557

    This cringe is strong, but not as strong as family

  • @Nate34
    @Nate34 3 года назад +4012

    When my friend points out my car hasn’t moved in three months
    Me:Forget about it cuh

    • @Nate34
      @Nate34 3 года назад +99

      HELP THERES A BOT HEEEELP

    • @CARandDRONE
      @CARandDRONE 3 года назад +63

      @@Nate34 there's too many of them! Save yourself!

    • @weirdbeardgarage
      @weirdbeardgarage 3 года назад +13

      Try 7 years...

    • @Nate34
      @Nate34 3 года назад +3

      @@weirdbeardgarage lmao gl

    • @samuelorellana2603
      @samuelorellana2603 3 года назад +5

      Poor F me Rita. I'm sure she'll be satisfied by posting in the youtube comments of a popular video. Hang in there, Sweetheart

  • @thehandyguy
    @thehandyguy 3 года назад +7720

    "Doesn't matter what's under the hood what matters is who's behind the wheel"
    Me in my moms corolla: 👁👄👁

    • @YuShawStang
      @YuShawStang 3 года назад +412

      That Line is suitable for the first and second seasons Initial D only.

    • @weloveturbos1404
      @weloveturbos1404 3 года назад +24

      @@YuShawStang agreed

    • @PITMGN7
      @PITMGN7 3 года назад +311

      the funniest thing is that most they do is drag racing.
      what's "under the hood" is 99% what matters, if you got a faster car to win you just need to do a decent launch and shifting fast.
      you could launch the car with the skills of a dragster driver and be shifting as fast as keiichi tsuchiya
      , but if your opponent's car is potentially half a second faster on the quart and he can do a decent launch you'll definitely lose lmao
      who cares who's behind the wheel, you're not even gonna use it lol

    • @HKSFangirl
      @HKSFangirl 3 года назад +10

      @@YuShawStang nah, up to fourth stage.

    • @YuShawStang
      @YuShawStang 3 года назад +62

      @@HKSFangirl You are wrong. Takumi has 4A-GE, which is a big deal under the hood.

  • @kirk0respite
    @kirk0respite Год назад +291

    The thing about the “keep your car your respect is good enough for me” is actually very sweet it’s referring to what Brian said in the first movie about respect being more important to some people and Dom learning this from him showing that a piece of Brian lives on in dom RIP PAUL

    • @rengab137
      @rengab137 7 месяцев назад +6

      That's the first thing I thought of!

    • @shaunsanford2253
      @shaunsanford2253 6 месяцев назад +2

      That's deep. I like it

    • @dizxie9810
      @dizxie9810 3 месяца назад +2

      They just hating atp

    • @maximos905
      @maximos905 3 месяца назад +1

      You're reaching

    • @SebastianCaceres-ct2cw
      @SebastianCaceres-ct2cw 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@dizxie9810 I mean the first thing they said is that is impossible to almost everything that happens in the fast saga and I'm like no shit genious, almost all movies in the action genre are unrealistic, we just watch them for entertaining, not to learn about science😅

  • @jkleinhu4406
    @jkleinhu4406 3 года назад +6017

    The way Paul walker says “I need Nos” like he’s a junkie

    • @RandomStuffGarage619
      @RandomStuffGarage619 3 года назад +246

      No he says "NAWZ". THAT is what makes it so funny! And a motec exhaust hahaha that's like saying superchip wheels lol

    • @andrewmccumber5871
      @andrewmccumber5871 3 года назад +195

      He's addicted to the nos energy drink lol

    • @charliepayy
      @charliepayy 3 года назад +13

      @@andrewmccumber5871 not from uk

    • @shanehampson8704
      @shanehampson8704 3 года назад +46

      thats back when he was hangin with steve o

    • @aryooon
      @aryooon 3 года назад +7

      its like Ozzy Osbourne

  • @3LZ0RR0
    @3LZ0RR0 3 года назад +7331

    Everytime Dom says *FAMILY* , 500HP get's added to all of his cars

    • @CrippledMerc
      @CrippledMerc 3 года назад +276

      So that must be how he had 5000 horsepower in the scene where they all harpoon his car!

    • @No-sr5fb
      @No-sr5fb 3 года назад +87

      He's really just been giving his party a buff all this time

    • @Fosi94
      @Fosi94 3 года назад +11

      loooooooooooooooool

    • @wunder9613
      @wunder9613 3 года назад +1

      L

    • @thereal1kmoney308
      @thereal1kmoney308 3 года назад +2

      😂

  • @spartans5952
    @spartans5952 3 года назад +2365

    bro where is The Rock saying “Daddy’s gotta go to work” and then tearing off his cast like its a plastic bag 😂😂

    • @MRREE-zw6xc
      @MRREE-zw6xc 3 года назад +41

      I really appreciate that they have both matching Dom necklaces!!

    • @krimsonk-9478
      @krimsonk-9478 3 года назад +126

      "Imma beat you like a cherokee drum"
      Idc how big you are, this threat would throw me off and make me crack up if you're about to kick my ass.

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 3 года назад +27

      @@krimsonk-9478 the proper response is "I'm gonna take your land and introduce you to dysentery then"

    • @juancerda3188
      @juancerda3188 3 года назад +20

      @@krimsonk-9478 super sus line the first time I heard it😂😂I stared at the theater screen like 🤨

    • @matijapavicic2224
      @matijapavicic2224 3 года назад +3

      wtf thats just cool hows that cringe hahahahaha it the rock

  • @wyattsmith6694
    @wyattsmith6694 Год назад +540

    When Dom goes “…pussy”, and Nolan turns an entirely different color while laughing…that’s the good stuff right there 😂

    • @Andrewje85
      @Andrewje85 7 месяцев назад +9

      Wait they bleeped it, how did you know what he said?!?!

    • @BiggestNightmareJim
      @BiggestNightmareJim 7 месяцев назад +9

      Its not censored in the movie of course​@@Andrewje85

    • @SucculentSpaz
      @SucculentSpaz 6 месяцев назад

      Yeah, the whole point was ruined when they censored the exact word they were talking about, censorship is ruining us.

    • @Elipson52008
      @Elipson52008 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@SucculentSpaz unfortunately is part of youtube's sytem now. say a word on their everchanging list and your channel starts getting shadowbanned.

    • @joeycampbell940
      @joeycampbell940 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Elipson52008 Thats not true at all.

  • @TrinidadCardonaOfficial
    @TrinidadCardonaOfficial 3 года назад +4241

    I never noticed how hood brian was in the 2nd one 😂 “lmk right quick” “forget about it cuh” LMAOO

    • @topography
      @topography 3 года назад +547

      pockets aint empty cuh

    • @GreenRanger91
      @GreenRanger91 3 года назад +68

      I thought i was the only one lol

    • @hostileaks4495
      @hostileaks4495 3 года назад +234

      I like to think tyrese was feeding him those lines or something I can't think of any reason his character would change that much from the first movie.

    • @LordPrometheous
      @LordPrometheous 3 года назад +68

      how did you not notice it? that shit was terrible. He's never been a great actor to begin with, but the code switching as soon as he's talking to Roman was just wack as fuck.

    • @LordPrometheous
      @LordPrometheous 3 года назад +40

      @@hostileaks4495 it sounded like the first time in his life that he wanted to try to "west coast hood", because of course that's how we all talk. He should've said, "no, I'm not saying that stupid shit".

  • @jeffconstantino5235
    @jeffconstantino5235 3 года назад +7236

    They should call the 10th movie “fast 10 your seatbelts”

  • @tristanmurry7484
    @tristanmurry7484 3 года назад +1203

    “it doesn’t matter what’s under the hood. all that matters is who’s behind the wheel”
    me in my riced out 2002 altima 2.5: 👁👄👁

    • @LucidPsiloc
      @LucidPsiloc 3 года назад +39

      Me with a stock 93 integra: 👁👄👁

    • @user-cg9zq4bt5q
      @user-cg9zq4bt5q 3 года назад +33

      How about a 07....
      ...PRIUS!😆

    • @TheCarpenterUnion
      @TheCarpenterUnion 3 года назад +10

      You are speed

    • @BigMosh
      @BigMosh 3 года назад +9

      Mean while I got my s197 5.0 coyote with turbo but if dom drove your car I’m getting the gap sauce 😂😂

    • @LucidPsiloc
      @LucidPsiloc 3 года назад +2

      @@user-cg9zq4bt5q sheeesh bro sends civics with laptops to grapple bees

  • @IanSlatas
    @IanSlatas Год назад +336

    As someone who's "slightly" older than these movies, we were saying NOS or nitrous interchangeably way before this movie was written. The movie series definitely mainstreamed a lot of terms, but definitely didn't invent anything.

    • @Teknakill
      @Teknakill 7 месяцев назад +3

      CHURCH.

    • @654Crossman
      @654Crossman 7 месяцев назад

      Exactly

    • @wumboIogist
      @wumboIogist 6 месяцев назад +16

      I think NFS underground made nos popular not Fast franchise. But not sure if other countries share the same lol

    • @craigwills5635
      @craigwills5635 6 месяцев назад

      Absolutely!!

    • @aserta
      @aserta 6 месяцев назад +4

      Yup. Nitrous, nitro, NOS, even laughing gas. And that's in Europe. Even heard someone call it "euphoria shot".

  • @Mexifrench311
    @Mexifrench311 2 года назад +1692

    "You can have any beer you want, as long as it is a Corona" - Dom best line

    • @InTheZoneAC
      @InTheZoneAC 2 года назад +39

      "what was that restaurant you wanted to take me to?"

    • @Mexifrench311
      @Mexifrench311 2 года назад +57

      My bad there are better, for instance "Hey Einstein take it upstairs! You can't detail a car with a cover on."

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 2 года назад

      "You can have any virus you want, as long as it is a Corona"

    • @Leon.Hickey
      @Leon.Hickey 2 года назад

      "Pussy"
      -Dom

    • @greensnake00
      @greensnake00 2 года назад +7

      Ad long as it's not a bud or Coors 😂

  • @RookieDad1
    @RookieDad1 3 года назад +2639

    I'm sorry but that Ludacris line about divorce is actually hilarious, has to be a 0

    • @bigthumpernick4150
      @bigthumpernick4150 3 года назад +219

      right that's what I was thinking. It wasn't cringy at all I just lmao

    • @seanharrison6162
      @seanharrison6162 3 года назад +168

      I think most of his lines is just him talking no script

    • @SuperXtremeJosh
      @SuperXtremeJosh 3 года назад +4

      Sameee

    • @eastrock9805
      @eastrock9805 3 года назад +28

      Yeah and it's soooo original. Literally never done before.

    • @Enigmaz
      @Enigmaz 3 года назад +52

      It wasn't cringy...the men get it!

  • @deathberry33
    @deathberry33 3 года назад +2560

    The girl's laugh is so consistent it almost sounds like it's canned

    • @ThePower1037
      @ThePower1037 3 года назад +62

      IKR
      (some camera/set lady.)

    • @vadapartyannapurna
      @vadapartyannapurna 3 года назад +13

      It is, mostly

    • @connornifong9861
      @connornifong9861 3 года назад +127

      Like she was payed to laugh at the dumb jokes.

    • @ZDCPW
      @ZDCPW 3 года назад +273

      It was kinda annoying, ngl

    • @lucasfennema6778
      @lucasfennema6778 3 года назад +79

      I wasn’t the only one to notice and the ones she laughed at weren’t that funny

  • @jonnymac86
    @jonnymac86 Год назад +91

    "I live my life a quarter mile at a time" was expecting this to show up. i laughed a lot in this one. thanks donut.

  • @guillermococofrito9196
    @guillermococofrito9196 3 года назад +1682

    "You just earned a dance with the devil, boy. You are under arrest" sounds like a Steven Seagal line.

    • @fridaycaliforniaa236
      @fridaycaliforniaa236 3 года назад +9

      Omg so true !! ^^

    • @esmokebaby
      @esmokebaby 3 года назад +5

      Ya I here the line in his voice

    • @latinbeandip
      @latinbeandip 3 года назад +4

      If a kid said that at any point he’d definitely get my respect lol 😂

    • @MrMJmusicLover
      @MrMJmusicLover 3 года назад +1

      Stolen from the first Batman movie

    • @wesley4125
      @wesley4125 3 года назад +13

      Seagal is the king of cringe

  • @jeremytheimer7443
    @jeremytheimer7443 3 года назад +360

    "the thing about street fights, the street always wins" Is by far the worst one in all of fast and furious. especially since they tried to make it a good one-liner and paused the scene to deliver it.

    • @consensus889
      @consensus889 3 года назад +22

      It would work if every street fight happened during a earthquake

    • @yashasvik2958
      @yashasvik2958 3 года назад +9

      @@consensus889 or if every street street had a vin diesel superhero to stomp their foot and break the floor in 3

    • @Xsonic378X
      @Xsonic378X 3 года назад +9

      I loudly said “wtf?” in the theater and then me and my friends missed like a minute of the movie from laughing so much

    • @shadow105720
      @shadow105720 3 года назад +1

      This one felt like it should have been a callback to something Vince said to Brian in the first movie while fighting over the tuna no crust, but that just never even happened. It's a brand new line (kinda dumb one at that) that they just throw out like it's been in the 7 previous films as well.

    • @storkie1
      @storkie1 3 года назад +4

      Plus, when he says it, he isn't even standing in the street he's standing on a roof XD

  • @lanadee4835
    @lanadee4835 3 года назад +640

    The line where the rock says "daddy's gotta go to work" and literally explodes his arm cast by flexing is an 11/10

    • @candycorn4912
      @candycorn4912 3 года назад +6

      Incredible moment 👏👏👏

    • @youknow2849
      @youknow2849 3 года назад +33

      Holy f lmao im so glad i quit watching after Tokyo drift

    • @ddm62571
      @ddm62571 3 года назад +11

      Maybe the most cringiest line of the series. 😆

    • @lanadee4835
      @lanadee4835 3 года назад +4

      @@ddm62571 lol yeah, it's in my top 3 for sure

    • @WL2K
      @WL2K 3 года назад +1

      @@youknow2849 Im glad I quit watching after the first one. I think I'm *up to speed* just by watching this video

  • @ImaginaryNate
    @ImaginaryNate Год назад +212

    As a main character, only 18 total points from Brian is pretty impressive. Especially bc 10 of those came from one line.

    • @brodiwheeler7583
      @brodiwheeler7583 Год назад +19

      Drop it. I don’t wanna talk about it!

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 11 месяцев назад +7

      Drop it, Hel! I wanna hear em on _this,_ ​@brodiwheeler7583

    • @brodiwheeler7583
      @brodiwheeler7583 10 месяцев назад +23

      @@seand.g423 I said fuhgettaboutit Cuh!

    • @lakeshoresubtleties
      @lakeshoresubtleties 5 месяцев назад +1

      Are you counting the 5 that should technically be attributed to the gallos guy?

  • @sirsawtooth4044
    @sirsawtooth4044 3 года назад +1915

    One of the producers laughs is like revving a Honda.

  • @bradelson2181
    @bradelson2181 3 года назад +866

    “Do you even know what DK stands for?”
    “Donkey kong?”
    “Nah, DRIFT KING”

  • @cristianfranco979
    @cristianfranco979 3 года назад +285

    “Your respect is good enough for me” I think that’s a nod to Paul Walker’s line that talks about respect in the original Fast and Furious

    • @youknow2849
      @youknow2849 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/lQYPfyB3e2s/видео.html

    • @uriels4097
      @uriels4097 3 года назад +3

      Since we see him again in the movie, it feels like "now you own me a favor"

  • @ddblink02
    @ddblink02 Год назад +29

    This might be my favorite Donut video. This is two buddies talking shop about one of their favorite things. 10/10

  • @MidnightTrain095
    @MidnightTrain095 3 года назад +384

    “I said forget about it cuh” - Best line ever.

    • @MrMpm3001
      @MrMpm3001 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂💀

    • @gabrielperez2198
      @gabrielperez2198 3 года назад +30

      EJECTO SEATOO CUHHH

    • @MidnightTrain095
      @MidnightTrain095 3 года назад +5

      @@gabrielperez2198
      That’s definitely the one lol

    • @ultimatum117052
      @ultimatum117052 3 года назад +33

      Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.

    • @MrMpm3001
      @MrMpm3001 3 года назад +9

      @@ultimatum117052 yeah but he still won’t have over 100k under the hood like Johnny Tran 😂

  • @Yungbsao
    @Yungbsao 3 года назад +1797

    James and Nolan: *breathes*
    Lady in the background: *HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @garlicbread4244
      @garlicbread4244 3 года назад +290

      Thats where the cringe is

    • @max_x2
      @max_x2 3 года назад +205

      She's having fun. Remember that feeling?

    • @gamingden444
      @gamingden444 3 года назад +40

      I think it might even be fake

    • @abhilaashkumar7672
      @abhilaashkumar7672 3 года назад +20

      I bet, every time she laughs, she pops a lung out. Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ....... !!! lol

    • @saqibchauhan2261
      @saqibchauhan2261 3 года назад +34

      It’s annoying

  • @scottcarroll7782
    @scottcarroll7782 2 года назад +1854

    The street wins will always be the cringiest line for me. I remember bursting out in uncontrollable laughter when I heard it in the theater. 😂

    • @ProjectEurobeat
      @ProjectEurobeat 2 года назад +45

      I cringe every single time I hear it

    • @alba4132
      @alba4132 Год назад +27

      That one and “words haven’t even been invented yet” were the ones that made me physically cringe in the theaters

    • @icecreampimpdeux
      @icecreampimpdeux Год назад +32

      Oh yeah, I lost it when he said that shit then he just did his little stomp to collapse the whole structure lmfao

    • @ZombieByte
      @ZombieByte Год назад +27

      i can just imagine the screenwriter room during that scene
      writer 1 "and then he say's 'the street always wins"
      writer 2 "sweet... but wait aren't they on a roof in this scene?"
      writer 1 "yea shut up, and then he's gonna stomp and the whole building they're standing on is gonna collapse around them"
      writer 2 *exhaling a lung full of nitrous oxide* "...awesome"

    • @AngelFknTasty
      @AngelFknTasty Год назад +5

      And the earthbending, masterpiece of cringe

  • @melindat.1259
    @melindat.1259 Год назад +28

    I just discovered this channel. Love it. I'm a nurse and this video reminds me of how healthcare workers yell at the TV when watching medical shows. I didn't think about any other types of careers. I like how this is mechanics doing the same thing with car movies. So funny.

    • @woohunter1
      @woohunter1 10 месяцев назад +1

      Haha, sorta same thing here: I’m a remodeling contractor, sometimes I loose my sanity when I watch a house flipping episode in tv. I have been known to pause the show, rewind it, and show my wife the mistake they just made.

  • @dominickbraun8116
    @dominickbraun8116 3 года назад +585

    Suki as she is jumping the bridge: “Smack that ass.” I’ve been so confused by that line for years

    • @Abel-Alvarez
      @Abel-Alvarez 3 года назад +89

      Or when she hits the RX-7 and says "Bend over boy". 🙃

    • @NPC-Gamer
      @NPC-Gamer 3 года назад +19

      Yesss
      I hated that since the first time I've heard it
      It just doesn't make any goddamn sense

    • @wcj_ink
      @wcj_ink 3 года назад +43

      I think it means how hard the rear of the car is going to smack the concrete when it lands and as for “bend over boy” she’s hitting it from the back so bend over

    • @austingilreath2741
      @austingilreath2741 3 года назад +9

      @@Abel-Alvarez Suki and Orange had a quarrel at the beginning of the race, then Orange taunts Suki with a sexual innuendo and other types of taunts. But Orange is hogging both lanes of the road which leads to Suki tailgating him. Suki is pissed at Orange so she taunts him with a sexual innuendo. Orange lost focus on the race and came in so hot around a corner, which in turn he left a wide enough gap. Which Suki takes advantage of and overtakes him within the race.

    • @austingilreath2741
      @austingilreath2741 3 года назад +3

      One half of that quote is a sexual innuendo and the other half is her way of stating Newton's laws of gravity.

  • @god.mp4
    @god.mp4 3 года назад +1133

    "Did you sleep good?"
    "yes."
    "what did it cost?"
    "my friend's office"

    • @mclarenspeedtail8988
      @mclarenspeedtail8988 3 года назад +2

      ouch

    • @norbertlisiakiewicz
      @norbertlisiakiewicz 3 года назад +6

      What's going on with comments - i mean look up ∆
      |

    • @god.mp4
      @god.mp4 3 года назад +7

      Why am i getting so many bots on this, i just wanted to make a joke on the amazing ads Donut Media makes

    • @neeljavia2965
      @neeljavia2965 3 года назад +1

      @@god.mp4 Lol.
      I noticed that.

  • @anthonys3892
    @anthonys3892 3 года назад +1240

    “I said forget about it cuh” - The Late Paul Walker’s greatest line

  • @bobwalsh3751
    @bobwalsh3751 Год назад +33

    "I like her smile" was basically a PG-13 way of saying "Fuck you, THAT'S why."

  • @kakakaseygagas
    @kakakaseygagas 3 года назад +495

    Tokyo Drift:
    -what are you doing talking to my girl?!
    -well she was just admirin’...*turns head* mah riiiiideee.

    • @martinv3126
      @martinv3126 3 года назад +51

      *guy in the background *
      “mah riiiiide”

    • @a.castillo2190
      @a.castillo2190 3 года назад +4

      @@martinv3126 and that's in the subtitles so it wasn't adlibbed lol some guy got paid to obnoxiously yell Mahh Rayyhhhddeee, lololol

    • @ethanpetty3108
      @ethanpetty3108 3 года назад

      Hahahahahhahahaahhahahaahhahahaahahahahahahahagagahahahahhaahhaahhaahhaahahahahhaahahhaahaahahahahagagag

    • @victorxdavid
      @victorxdavid 3 года назад +1

      wow you watched the video aswell??

    • @untiedgabriel4850
      @untiedgabriel4850 3 года назад

      Na it’s mah raaaaaade

  • @EdgarHernandez-eb9op
    @EdgarHernandez-eb9op 3 года назад +463

    Favorite quote: “I said forget about it cuhh”

    • @ls7_eric853
      @ls7_eric853 3 года назад +10

      Its a edgar cuh thats why

    • @JuanFlores-oj1fm
      @JuanFlores-oj1fm 3 года назад +5

      WOW, literally an Edgar saying "Cuh". This is magic.

    • @ItsYurVatoAlex
      @ItsYurVatoAlex 3 года назад +5

      To this day I wonder “did Brian really say cuhh??..”

    • @nazz2406
      @nazz2406 3 года назад +5

      Bruh, I fuckin hated that line n how many times tht shit was used. Like you just couldnt get over how bad it was lol.

    • @saimamerzougui7981
      @saimamerzougui7981 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/HrG8P7YlHbM/видео.html

  • @user-iz8tw2yi8q
    @user-iz8tw2yi8q 3 года назад +1840

    Be honest, we all want a Fast and Furious with street races again.

    • @nicholasschwear789
      @nicholasschwear789 3 года назад +187

      I knew the series was dead in fast five when they do a huge setup for s street race and then just cut to them driving in with the cars they won. Like WHAT THE HELL

    • @spidermonkey6987
      @spidermonkey6987 3 года назад +80

      But it "endorses people to copy that illegal behaviour on our beloved streets and we can't encourage that!!!" -Cops, Mayors, Karens

    • @Ash-fy3cx
      @Ash-fy3cx 3 года назад +23

      That's what got us into it in the 1st place

    • @jujurodriguez5196
      @jujurodriguez5196 3 года назад +12

      People try to recreate so many times the truck stunt from first movie that they decided to do kid friendly stuff instead same goes for wwf/wwe ikno different subjects but same pov

    • @IiI_Gogeta_IiI
      @IiI_Gogeta_IiI 3 года назад +4

      Watch craig liebermans video he helped on the first 2 fast and furious’ and explains why they stray away from the street racing scene. I cant remember what he says but it makes a little bit of sense.

  • @theapexpredator157
    @theapexpredator157 10 месяцев назад +6

    Don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running 3 Honda Civics with spoon engines. And on top of that he just came into Harry's and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS, and a Motec system exhaust...

  • @chrisgonz19
    @chrisgonz19 3 года назад +697

    "I said forget about it cuh" is the best line in any movie ever.

    • @tWo-hu8mk
      @tWo-hu8mk 3 года назад +18

      It’s was so. Genuine it had to be improvised 😂

    • @DuBstep115
      @DuBstep115 3 года назад +14

      I forgot how full of cringe these movies are

    • @kataraxo
      @kataraxo 3 года назад +10

      “EJECTO SEATO CUH!” comes second😂

    • @lukasnovikas2838
      @lukasnovikas2838 3 года назад +2

      Eject-o seat-o cuh!

    • @spartanking1405
      @spartanking1405 3 года назад +2

      It’s alright but I prefer Rome’s “we hungry”

  • @ryancurley2351
    @ryancurley2351 3 года назад +2171

    James: **Says something funny**
    Woman in background: ahAhAHAHAHAHA

    • @brycewiggins6677
      @brycewiggins6677 3 года назад +269

      I swear she was doing it just for attention

    • @843arms
      @843arms 3 года назад +421

      That laugh made me cringe more than any of the lines hahaha

    • @stoff3r
      @stoff3r 3 года назад +70

      That was the only thing that made me spit out my cereal during this whole thing. love her !

    • @Loebane
      @Loebane 3 года назад +26

      Haha I loved it.

    • @ronpaulssecretary
      @ronpaulssecretary 3 года назад +108

      @@843arms "woman has fun in a video" you: THIS IS CRINGE

  • @jacklesnar4555
    @jacklesnar4555 3 года назад +1199

    that scooby doo line deserved a 10,,literally had me dying at the woo woo part!!!

    • @MHNK77
      @MHNK77 3 года назад +19

      Agree, that's like the poster child of cringe

    • @IRMacGuyver
      @IRMacGuyver 3 года назад +28

      supposedly that shit came from the two of them trying to constantly throw eachother off during filming by improvising.

    • @AudreysKitchen
      @AudreysKitchen 2 года назад +4

      It's so bad! The first dude didn't even do a high voice anyway

    • @jerromimuckle139
      @jerromimuckle139 2 года назад +1

      Agreed

    • @teambreeze1029
      @teambreeze1029 2 года назад

      Bro sounded like he said the n word but I don’t think he did

  • @philip1065
    @philip1065 Год назад +22

    My cringiest one was when dom catches letty in the air crossed gap in the road and lands on a windshield of a car going opposite way on highway, later letty asks “how did you know that car would be there to break our fall?” Like really????

    • @lakeshoresubtleties
      @lakeshoresubtleties 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, wouldnt you be able to calculate all of rates of speed at once? Obviously, he just made the basic calculations right as he launched from the car.

  • @connordavis5268
    @connordavis5268 3 года назад +734

    They missed the best lien in the whole franchise, EJECTO SEAT-O CUZ

  • @vertisce2845
    @vertisce2845 3 года назад +1248

    Dom's "Your respect is good enough for me." line is a throwback to the first movie when Brian raced Dom for his respect.

    • @ki11atj49
      @ki11atj49 2 года назад +25

      Sort of but I wouldn't give them credit for that

    • @sakuraa2008
      @sakuraa2008 2 года назад

      I know right

    • @sakuraa2008
      @sakuraa2008 2 года назад +22

      I think they choose to put that line in the movie in honor of Paul Walker tho.
      It wasn't cringe at all.

    • @jrpueyo7531
      @jrpueyo7531 2 года назад +1

      They could have included/delivered that way better than that.

    • @robertmoore3904
      @robertmoore3904 2 года назад +2

      @@sakuraa2008 They put everything in recent films for Brian to the point the blue Skyline is his character now.

  • @var1ables854
    @var1ables854 3 года назад +2938

    The girls laugh in the background literally is killing me.

    • @Zanamo
      @Zanamo 3 года назад +212

      Cringy remove her. Not girl sounds lie 50 yo women

    • @KamaleLoco
      @KamaleLoco 3 года назад +254

      Yeah was annoyin me alot too lol

    • @JaykuzZa
      @JaykuzZa 3 года назад +72

      She has the joker laugh

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 3 года назад +19

      In a good way or a bad way?

    • @var1ables854
      @var1ables854 3 года назад +93

      @@CWINDOWSsystem32 good way.

  • @santavgc5950
    @santavgc5950 Год назад +36

    Dude whoever is cackling in the background I love you 🤣 makes me feel like I'm in the same room 😂

    • @aivjiol
      @aivjiol 6 месяцев назад +1

      Thank you!! I knew someone else noticed! Almost the best part of the video 😂😂😂

    • @VVIDbeats
      @VVIDbeats 6 месяцев назад

      Excatly haha

  • @FoureyedErik
    @FoureyedErik 3 года назад +836

    You guys forgot when Tyreese said “you better hide the baby oil” and The Rock responded with “you better hide that big ass forehead” 😭☠️

    • @0Heeroyuy01
      @0Heeroyuy01 3 года назад +145

      fun fact that was all improvised and Ludacris's reaction is genuine

    • @markmcdonald6665
      @markmcdonald6665 3 года назад +68

      I thought that was funny as hell

    • @serialhater7360
      @serialhater7360 3 года назад +31

      @@markmcdonald6665 same..i almost choked on my popcorn when i heard that

    • @JDMKEV
      @JDMKEV 3 года назад +2

      @@0Heeroyuy01 yeah thats what makes it even better when you rewatch it ahaha

    • @terminal_veloster986
      @terminal_veloster986 3 года назад +16

      That was actually funny though and completely improvised😂

  • @redacted8567
    @redacted8567 2 года назад +1203

    The Paul Walker “cuh” line is so cringe it loops back around to being a good line

    • @TunaMayoInumaki
      @TunaMayoInumaki 2 года назад +134

      Stop callin it cringe, cuh

    • @Ryiszz
      @Ryiszz 2 года назад +33

      That line was supposed to be that way

    • @jaynyce5923
      @jaynyce5923 2 года назад +47

      “Cuh” is Florida slang so it made sense since 2 Fast was in Miami

    • @redacted8567
      @redacted8567 2 года назад

      @@jaynyce5923 still cringe as shit

    • @Brian-pc5xe
      @Brian-pc5xe 2 года назад +10

      @@jaynyce5923 still turbo cringey

  • @YeeSoest
    @YeeSoest 3 года назад +909

    When Dom stomped the Parking Garage in half, someone in the movie theater stood up and left and the ONLY reaction from the rest of the crowd was someone yelling "oh THIS is where you draw the line? fawk off then"

    • @manuelbaezmb
      @manuelbaezmb 2 года назад +58

      I’m dying at this comment

    • @TheNord06
      @TheNord06 2 года назад +20

      Lmfao amazing

    • @richiehoyt8487
      @richiehoyt8487 2 года назад +35

      They had me as far as cars punching through the side of mountains; that's what finished it for me... I mean, it's like: are they taking the rise out of themselves, or as someone who's spent 12 quid into the cinema to see the film, are they just taking the pi55 out of me?!

    • @callmedragon5321
      @callmedragon5321 2 года назад +21

      Hahaha, ive only ever walked out of one movie. I had gone to see it with my girlfriend at the time and a couple other friends male/female. The movie was mr. & mrs. Smith, as soon as they stopped trying to kill eachother, the plot was clear. I stood up, announced, this movie f*cking sucks, and walked out the emergency exit, to applause. Leaving my friends and gf still sitting there. They all left minutes later, and i dont think anyone in that showing made it all the way through the movie. Sometimes you just gotta go. But your story is like walking out of an avengers movie wtf were you doing here to begin with

    • @frumsmcnoodles323
      @frumsmcnoodles323 2 года назад +18

      @@richiehoyt8487 or in f9 when they flip the giant truck and somehow it speeds up despite sliding on its roof. Also magical magnets that apparantly have directional control and only grab things relevant to the plot.

  • @Curexe
    @Curexe Месяц назад +4

    4:09 this is a callback to the First movie when Brian enters his 1st race against Dom, he says "I got no cash but I got my pink slip... if I win I get the cash AND the Respect, to some people that's more important." which is actually also great character development for Dom cause he too thought it was cringe when Brian first said it.

  • @Kiddomike
    @Kiddomike 3 года назад +2978

    Cringiest line / scene for me was Dom saying: “This is Brazeealll!” With arms wide open.

    • @LeWildTurd
      @LeWildTurd 3 года назад +160

      With the subtitles reading "This is Brazil" across the screen like we couldn't tell? LMAO I agree that shit was hilarious cringe tho

    • @Douglastrds
      @Douglastrds 3 года назад +15

      Yes! Thank you!

    • @Realizinq
      @Realizinq 3 года назад +67

      That shi was kinda real tho cuz it shows americans how other countries are run by the mafia n not the government. A lot of Americans really dont know that exists.

    • @Douglastrds
      @Douglastrds 3 года назад +156

      @@Realizinq the organized crime in brazil is actually way worse than that. The cringe was an american rich dude trying to act tough and actually commanding the gangs.

    • @mrlazygenius2816
      @mrlazygenius2816 3 года назад +11

      @@Douglastrds Bruh.. Seriously.. You makin' that out to be like if that really happened lol, in a damn movie!

  • @WtbgoldBlogspot
    @WtbgoldBlogspot 3 года назад +862

    I love the alternate reality, where Dom says "The Street Always Wins" and stomps his feet....but absolutely nothing happens.

    • @valentincelestite9861
      @valentincelestite9861 3 года назад +30

      And this is why he became the bad guy in F8, he was just traumatized and wanted revenge from the street

    • @acorn4461
      @acorn4461 3 года назад +1

      @@valentincelestite9861 what? That is definitely not even close to why he went rogue

    • @valentincelestite9861
      @valentincelestite9861 3 года назад +4

      @@acorn4461 But it's an alternate reality so I think it's possible x)

    • @mr.gilbert2790
      @mr.gilbert2790 3 года назад +5

      @@acorn4461 shut up

    • @I-47-I
      @I-47-I 3 года назад +1

      Or better, He sprains his ankle.. and Jason just shoots hi.

  • @michelveit8238
    @michelveit8238 3 года назад +259

    Just imgine Dom saying „the street always wins“ and then just stomping on the ground an nothing happens

    • @manasseh2577
      @manasseh2577 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @zachmartin3840
      @zachmartin3840 3 года назад +4

      That would’ve been legendary 😂😂😂

    • @ninthcloud6331
      @ninthcloud6331 3 года назад

      ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ahhhhhhh HAHAHAHAHA!

    • @noobeenaut
      @noobeenaut 3 года назад +4

      woulda been 100/10 cringe

    • @lt3880
      @lt3880 3 года назад

      this must be the raw cut before they added the CG

  • @frasermarino3403
    @frasermarino3403 9 месяцев назад +4

    The girl in the background is like
    “Huh huh huh HA HA HA” 😂

  • @akhilpillay4262
    @akhilpillay4262 3 года назад +231

    "It doesn't matter what's under hood"-dom said as a Koenigsegg pulled up.
    Narrator: "what was under the hood did in fact matter."

    • @bn9983
      @bn9983 3 года назад +7

      When keeping it real goes wrong

    • @joebar52
      @joebar52 3 года назад +8

      They “race” on a straight line too most of the times...what’s under the hood absolutely matters...

    • @suave605
      @suave605 3 года назад

      @@joebar52 no mostly the driver. If a bad garbage driver is driving the agera r then he’d be crashing into cars and trees, cause of the speed.

    • @joebar52
      @joebar52 3 года назад +1

      @@suave605 I agree in part, as it really depends what you consider as racing...twisties, heck yeah if you are garbage you’re gonna crash a high powered car, straight quarter mile as long as you get the traction down just freaking floor it...I mean, most “street racers” I know don’t even want manual transmission anymore as automatics are getting so good...

  • @solomongonzales8887
    @solomongonzales8887 3 года назад +282

    Worsts one was Dom says:
    "Show me how you ride I show you who you are."

    • @jayvirivong4269
      @jayvirivong4269 3 года назад +3

      PHRASING

    • @gotavideo
      @gotavideo 3 года назад +1

      how could anyone want to say that since it was in the movie

    • @blindmurd0ck
      @blindmurd0ck 3 года назад

      Nah that one was actually nice

    • @youknow2849
      @youknow2849 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/lQYPfyB3e2s/видео.html

    • @youknow2849
      @youknow2849 3 года назад

      What do you get when you put 2 socially awkward guys and 1 annoying girls voice in the background..?
      Donut Media

  • @quentinkelley
    @quentinkelley 3 года назад +471

    Best line: "you got anything to eat up in there? We HONGRY"

    • @AL-ov9wx
      @AL-ov9wx 3 года назад +13

      Hongry 😂😂😂

    • @Koz6336
      @Koz6336 3 года назад +21

      "we ain't hongry no more bra"

    • @youknow2849
      @youknow2849 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/lQYPfyB3e2s/видео.html

    • @youknow2849
      @youknow2849 3 года назад +2

      What do you get when you put 2 socially awkward guys and 1 annoying girls voice in the background..?
      Donut Media

    • @jkuhede
      @jkuhede 3 года назад

      Hahahahah XD

  • @broceratops1337
    @broceratops1337 Год назад +10

    James and Nolan's friendship on full display ❤️

  • @giancarlovelandrez3413
    @giancarlovelandrez3413 3 года назад +348

    “it doesn’t matter what’s under the hood. all that matters is who’s behind the wheel”
    yeah, I think it only works if you drive an 86 and eurobeat is on the background

    • @david258791
      @david258791 3 года назад +16

      Nah even Takumi had a beast of an engine under the hood of his 86, as far as other 86s go, it’s even rumored that it’s the same engine Keiichi Tsuchiya had in his own 86

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 3 года назад +8

      Bunta Fujiwara - **Smokes in approval**

    • @devonesq.7533
      @devonesq.7533 3 года назад +3

      yeah literally the only time drivers matter is in a downhill, where the engine doesnt so much matter. and im pretty sure fast and furious was drag racing where it doesnt matter who you are as long as ur car is better than your oppenents

    • @JohnHughesTR
      @JohnHughesTR 3 года назад

      Dont u dare hate on my 86

    • @ID_GAF1
      @ID_GAF1 3 года назад

      and you are in a japanese cartoon/manga

  • @rarestpepe7157
    @rarestpepe7157 3 года назад +775

    The girl laughing in the background is like me laughing at my crush’s jokes.

  • @honeydewd4847
    @honeydewd4847 3 года назад +669

    Y’all just forget “more than you can afford pal, Ferrari”

    • @germansherman9395
      @germansherman9395 3 года назад +74

      Nah that’s just how Ferrari owners are

    • @dylanvanderburg9704
      @dylanvanderburg9704 3 года назад +31

      “Closes laptop” Smoke him

    • @en3myspott3d54
      @en3myspott3d54 3 года назад +7

      That's just a average Ferrari owner

    • @sweetssandbox3526
      @sweetssandbox3526 3 года назад +8

      If only he knew that Dom had made so much money off of stolen DVD players

    • @robertmyles9124
      @robertmyles9124 3 года назад

      The gringiest part of that line is the fact that the car Dom and Brian were in cost waaayyy more to build than the guys ferrari cost.

  • @MirkoDestiny
    @MirkoDestiny 11 месяцев назад +5

    "Forget about it cuh" is a national Treasure.

  • @trumulletman
    @trumulletman 3 года назад +280

    "I'll have the tuna on rye"
    "No crust?"
    "Nooooo crruuuust"
    Gets me every time

    • @yohnny8839
      @yohnny8839 3 года назад +15

      i think its tuna on white.

    • @ninthcloud6331
      @ninthcloud6331 3 года назад +4

      Those 2 were destined for each other from the very first moment we see Brian eat Mia's tuna 😏

    • @manuelsilva3365
      @manuelsilva3365 3 года назад +2

      Vince doesn't like it when Brian leaves the Tuna creamy

    • @greenieman26tube
      @greenieman26tube 3 года назад +2

      Guys...the exact quote doesn't matter!
      Because No one likez the f**King tuna!

    • @trumulletman
      @trumulletman 3 года назад

      My bad, I think you're right, it's been a min since I've seen the OG FnF 😂

  • @colingriguhn5862
    @colingriguhn5862 3 года назад +184

    Shaw: I have a job for you.
    Dom: I'm out.
    Shaw: But family.
    Dom: You son-of-a-gun, I'm in.

  • @matisse8684
    @matisse8684 3 года назад +296

    “Try 5”
    Plot twist: Shaw was actually talking about shoe sizes

  • @TheoRhoades
    @TheoRhoades 7 месяцев назад +4

    I liked when the floor panel falls off the Eclipse hahahhahaha

  • @sergioruano1455
    @sergioruano1455 2 года назад +530

    I remember watching Furious 7 in theaters, when Dom said “The thing about street fights, is the street always wins” I said that line to my friends everyday for a week, because it was so hilariously cringy

  • @jujubeanz5957
    @jujubeanz5957 3 года назад +343

    “The street always wins” makes sense if you’ve seen a street fight, someone hits someone else, and the street is the last hit someone takes

    • @viniciuspaiva3889
      @viniciuspaiva3889 3 года назад +10

      I understand this like: if there's a fight(a bad thing to happen, because someone will get hurt) the street(the bad influencies) already won.
      But maybe I'm pushing too dar.

    • @indigoward4396
      @indigoward4396 3 года назад +14

      @@viniciuspaiva3889 you are right, and that would defintely be an existing phrase that means "stay out of street fights and stay out of trouble", and youngsters would hear this from elders because it's a good metaphor.
      But in the scene the LITERAL street is breaking up below Dom and Shaw, and Dom throws in this phrase that both characters have probably heard in real life and turns it into something funny. As in Dom just dropped a dad joke in the middle of their brawl. 😂

    • @viniciuspaiva3889
      @viniciuspaiva3889 3 года назад +2

      @@indigoward4396 totally a daddy joke 🤣
      Tô me, this is the best Dom's quote.

    • @thaking2k766
      @thaking2k766 3 года назад

      See... That's probably your streetlights but the ones I've seen (And been in) people get knocked out before they even fall.

    • @Captianmex1C0
      @Captianmex1C0 3 года назад +2

      @@viniciuspaiva3889 the fact we gotta analyze the damn line for it to make sense proved it's a Terrible Line.

  • @ExelGaming
    @ExelGaming 3 года назад +203

    The “Try x horsepower” lines are an 11/10 for me. It was hard to listen to

    • @willumdgork
      @willumdgork 3 года назад +25

      Try 13/10..

    • @akuio9711
      @akuio9711 3 года назад +5

      As a younger, dumber, enthusiast-wannabee audience, that line messed up my logic for quite awhile

    • @GhostlyGhille
      @GhostlyGhille 3 года назад

      yah its definitely 2nd hand embarrassment level cringe.

    • @raynjpg
      @raynjpg 3 года назад +1

      I wasn't looking at the screen when I heard it at first, so I was thinking maybe they were adding each car's horsepower for a total but then I realized the context of the scene.

    • @garbagetrash2938
      @garbagetrash2938 3 года назад

      5k hp in a street car lmao

  • @Lang77609
    @Lang77609 8 месяцев назад +3

    You should've added Dom's line from number 1 where he says "Almost had me? You never had me you never had your Car" The way he says it makes it extremely Cringe and also he did almost have Dom Cause it was less than a 4 second difference

  • @SPARTAN-mb6gx
    @SPARTAN-mb6gx Год назад +1306

    I'm convinced everyone in the fast films except Statham is drunk

    • @AzureRaven2
      @AzureRaven2 Год назад +75

      Putting that Corona sponsorship to use I guess lol

    • @jealou4088
      @jealou4088 Год назад +5

      wait only in the last ones? I think all of them are bad

    • @madMARTYNmarsh1981
      @madMARTYNmarsh1981 Год назад +11

      They aren't drunk, they're on mushrooms.

    • @nombreespablo
      @nombreespablo Год назад

      @@AzureRaven2 😂

    • @dr._breens_beard
      @dr._breens_beard Год назад +18

      Would explain the constant crashes with no serious injuries

  • @albertoserrano3058
    @albertoserrano3058 3 года назад +172

    “The thing about street fights... the streets always win” THATS always been a 10 cringe

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo6868
      @iwantsexseemyvideo6868 3 года назад

      გიჟი

    • @SilverShadow02
      @SilverShadow02 3 года назад +1

      That's a line? Lmao

    • @BradleyF1YT
      @BradleyF1YT 3 года назад +1

      @@SilverShadow02 Yeah Dom says it to deckard shaw in furious when they fight in the car park.

    • @Stackali
      @Stackali 3 года назад +1

      i say thats a 50 on the cringe scale.

  • @crcj7896
    @crcj7896 3 года назад +263

    Why did Dom's "this is Brazeel" line not make it in? Little heartbroken here

    • @raztufik3590
      @raztufik3590 3 года назад +5

      😂😂😭 it was kinda corny and cool at the same time

    • @fsghdfsd
      @fsghdfsd 3 года назад +4

      he said it like that because that's how they actually say it in portuguese

    • @ChrisB_517
      @ChrisB_517 3 года назад +2

      Ok, so Dom's a "citizen of the world" now. lol. smh.

    • @bernardknolle4792
      @bernardknolle4792 3 года назад +1

      @@fsghdfsd no it's not!! we don't say BraZeeel, spanish speakers do. we say BrasiU

    • @EvilFlamezOn
      @EvilFlamezOn 3 года назад +3

      I loved that line. I always repeat it when playing Rocket League and we're winning 7 - 1.
      A World Cup reference when Germany pulled down Brazil's panties in 2014.
      Bra71l lol

  • @Bruce_Wayne777
    @Bruce_Wayne777 10 месяцев назад +5

    Holy fuck I died at Jameses reaction with the “Im gunna kick your ass if you aint gunna be a good father” 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @patomullers6302
    @patomullers6302 3 года назад +311

    "Do you know who is dk?"
    "DONKEY KONG? "

  • @TheBrianFlanagan
    @TheBrianFlanagan 3 года назад +535

    Nolan: Blinks
    James: Coughs
    Bridgette: *ROFLMAO LOLOLOLOLOL* 😂 🤯

    • @sentientspaghetti1898
      @sentientspaghetti1898 3 года назад +13

      *manial laughter*

    • @Waanie
      @Waanie 3 года назад +80

      Bridgette out here laughing like she's at a party and just saw her ex and is now trying to prove she's having a good time without him.

    • @zillabeatz1406
      @zillabeatz1406 3 года назад +1

      Bruh! lmaooo

    • @zillabeatz1406
      @zillabeatz1406 3 года назад +3

      @@Waanie spot on hahaha

    • @iamthelaw69
      @iamthelaw69 3 года назад

      Drop it cuh

  • @AnotherMC
    @AnotherMC 3 года назад +1558

    “Better hide your baby oil”
    “Better hide that big ass forehead”

    • @jake3854
      @jake3854 3 года назад +241

      nah that was the funniest line in movie history

    • @mujahidfr8333
      @mujahidfr8333 3 года назад +160

      That is literally the best line in entire franchise im serious

    • @bragemerkesdal6973
      @bragemerkesdal6973 3 года назад +28

      that was so great wym

    • @baylorgray1983
      @baylorgray1983 3 года назад +65

      Lol that was a GREAT line not to mention it wasn’t even in the script. Pretty good improv if you ask me

    • @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012
      @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 3 года назад +5

      Thats funny i got to admit

  • @mattpoulter3836
    @mattpoulter3836 6 месяцев назад +3

    The Chick in the back... hahaha ha HAAAAAAAAA!
    Don't try so hard....

  • @GladeAir-Freshener
    @GladeAir-Freshener 3 года назад +649

    Dom is the only type of guy to say “Pussy” after murdering someone by sandwich press

    • @sebastiancalvey1226
      @sebastiancalvey1226 3 года назад +15

      Exactly and it's not off Character

    • @stckarma6673
      @stckarma6673 3 года назад +2

      Nah, sounds like something Riddick would say

    • @GladeAir-Freshener
      @GladeAir-Freshener 3 года назад +1

      @@stckarma6673 as if they’d have sandwich presses in that place

    • @akiraodu
      @akiraodu 3 года назад +4

      Yeah, it's like "Pussy. If i were you, i would have survived after that" lol

    • @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi
      @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi 3 года назад

      especially since he thought he killed his girlfriend. You don't macho over your love's murderer for ego, you just kill him and make sure the bastard's dead.

  • @atSlickBoiChris
    @atSlickBoiChris Год назад +574

    Kevin Hart hit the nail on the head when he said all The Rock movies are just a bunch of tough guy lines 😂

    • @thisdude9363
      @thisdude9363 Год назад +69

      "Come see Dwayne Johnson playing The Rock playing The Same Character in Every Movie! THIS SUMMER IN IMAX!"

    • @MJW238
      @MJW238 Год назад +2

      @@thisdude9363 It's what the people want

    • @LexyThomas134
      @LexyThomas134 Год назад +13

      ​@@MJW238Not anymore lol he's hated by almost everyone now.

    • @chujackam
      @chujackam Год назад +10

      @@LexyThomas134 As he should be. I mean, the dude has a clause in his contract that he cannot lose in any movie he's in. His ego is high in oblivion.

    • @TeewopShiesty
      @TeewopShiesty Год назад +1

      @@LexyThomas134can you tell me why he’s hated now? i must’ve missed something because i never heard anything of the sort to be honest

  • @LoneStarStinger
    @LoneStarStinger 3 года назад +361

    “20% angel, 80% devil” ... I’m pretty sure I’ve seen those in 25cent sticker machines they used to have in cheap pizza parlors back in the 90s

    • @afrocansoul
      @afrocansoul 3 года назад +10

      These young grasshoppers can’t appreciate how accurate this comment is
      🤣🤣🤣

    • @LoneStarStinger
      @LoneStarStinger 3 года назад +3

      @@afrocansoul people born in 2000 are now 21 years old.... *MAKE IT STOP!!!* 😭

    • @tahmaskenchers1782
      @tahmaskenchers1782 3 года назад

      It reminded me of that site blingee that you could use to "bling" out your myspace page.

    • @trillrifaxegrindor4411
      @trillrifaxegrindor4411 3 года назад

      was gonna like,ill leave it at 69

    • @Ferri-San
      @Ferri-San 3 года назад +1

      You just unlocked memories from my childhood

  • @TheOficialShortKing
    @TheOficialShortKing Год назад +2

    I will always thank Donut for that yellow time bar so i can skip the ad lol its the little things that make this channel great

  • @jakeblanchard2083
    @jakeblanchard2083 3 года назад +84

    The girls laugh in the background is so consistent sounding I thought it was dubbed in lol

  • @ApexAviation9782
    @ApexAviation9782 3 года назад +295

    The last time I was this early, fast and furious was actually about cars and NOT 3 bald guys fighting bots

    • @gabbytimpug8399
      @gabbytimpug8399 3 года назад +1

      @F***CK МЕ - ОКЕУ ? BOT

    • @L0VE2T0NGA
      @L0VE2T0NGA 3 года назад

      *me slowly adding together all the bald characters like I'm in the 3rd grade* "DAMN THERE ARE 3 BALD GUYS"😂

    • @MDDeGrande1994
      @MDDeGrande1994 3 года назад

      It *never ever was* about cars (nor street racing) in the first place. It's an *ACTION* movie franchise where the cars and driving/racing are (or at least were) included.

  • @riversider2506
    @riversider2506 3 года назад +906

    That girl in the background is having the time of her life 😂...

    • @Hdx64
      @Hdx64 3 года назад +46

      made the video so funny lol

    • @StewCrew72
      @StewCrew72 3 года назад +111

      Pretty annoying sometimes 😂😂

    • @jaelyn546
      @jaelyn546 3 года назад +116

      @@StewCrew72 Very annoying to me personally. Seem like she was trying to be heard 🤷🏾‍♂️ just my opinion.

    • @StewCrew72
      @StewCrew72 3 года назад +10

      @@jaelyn546 agreed

    • @jaycarter885
      @jaycarter885 3 года назад +53

      I thought that was just a random laugh they threw in.. cringe level solid 10!

  • @lostgubbins
    @lostgubbins Год назад +6

    i would absolutely love a running commentary track or watch along of the fast series with these two

  • @markp9366
    @markp9366 3 года назад +283

    “U can have any brew u want as long as it’s a corona”

    • @aahilabdulnazeer9182
      @aahilabdulnazeer9182 3 года назад +18

      Corona Beer Company: Yes! Nailed it Vin Diesel!
      Coronavirus: 👁👄👁

    • @maciejnowak666
      @maciejnowak666 3 года назад +3

      Ive been using that line for 20 years

    • @nejitentenlee21
      @nejitentenlee21 3 года назад +1

      The weird thing about that is that Corona never paid them to do all that

    • @cronicjointpain1
      @cronicjointpain1 3 года назад +1

      It's a play on the old Henry Ford quote:
      One of Henry Ford's famous quotes about the Model T was, "Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants, so long as it is black."

  • @Sebasdiezl
    @Sebasdiezl 3 года назад +854

    Nobody:
    The girl in the back: ah haha HAAAAA

    • @jannikheidrich2035
      @jannikheidrich2035 3 года назад +29

      I think it must be fake, if there's another person in the room it most probably can't see what they're seeing

    • @tungabunga4107
      @tungabunga4107 3 года назад +38

      @@jannikheidrich2035 yea its basically the same laugh every time too

    • @b.roa2366
      @b.roa2366 3 года назад +36

      @@jannikheidrich2035 it is actually real because they have a female employee and also the whole crew are watching in a big screen

    • @Ispeedymg
      @Ispeedymg 3 года назад +39

      @@jannikheidrich2035 yeah I think she’s one of the shows crew/producers, she was in the background a lot in HiLow.
      I don’t judge her for laughing too hard, James was a pretty good stand up comedian before he started hosting for Donut.

    • @ArlethSmith
      @ArlethSmith 3 года назад

      @@b.roa2366 Closed fists, he's mad and he throws fits
      Thinking 'bout me making money fucking tits
      I don't give a shit!

  • @CYMotorsport
    @CYMotorsport 3 года назад +1357

    you put "Granny Shiftin" on a t shirt I'm buying off the first press in every color boys believe that 😂

    • @Tellemtobringoutthewholeocean
      @Tellemtobringoutthewholeocean 3 года назад +6

      Love your channel

    • @youknow2849
      @youknow2849 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/lQYPfyB3e2s/видео.html

    • @youknow2849
      @youknow2849 3 года назад +10

      What do you get when you put 2 socially awkward guys and 1 annoying girls voice in the background..?
      Donut Media

    • @rally2727
      @rally2727 3 года назад

      They couldn't, Universal would sue them bad

    • @joshgee8714
      @joshgee8714 3 года назад

      stick to Indycar yankee

  • @Theofilusnata
    @Theofilusnata Год назад +4

    “It's not the car you drive. It's the driver who's driving the car that's doing the driving.” Vin Sorento, Superfast! (2015)

  • @Wlvrtnjm
    @Wlvrtnjm 3 года назад +415

    Vin Diesel is the 3rd most popular bald guy in his own franchise.

    • @AnacondaVice
      @AnacondaVice 3 года назад +1

      Lol 🤣

    • @JacopoSkydweller
      @JacopoSkydweller 3 года назад +1

      dAAAAAAAAaaMn You're not wrong though.

    • @ace_pro_gamer1
      @ace_pro_gamer1 3 года назад

      Ehhhhhhh

    • @P1ectrum
      @P1ectrum 3 года назад

      Idk I kinda liked one of the stand ins background bald guys. The way he stood there. Perfect.

  • @andreaannoni251
    @andreaannoni251 3 года назад +830

    meanwhile the girl in the background after every sentence: "ahHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

    • @Liam-ly7up
      @Liam-ly7up 3 года назад +198

      That was the cringiest thing about this video

    • @andrewtarnowicz
      @andrewtarnowicz 3 года назад +16

      @@Liam-ly7up agreed

    • @Skimpy33
      @Skimpy33 3 года назад +59

      Cringe Score: 10

    • @Omgiamsotriggered
      @Omgiamsotriggered 3 года назад +34

      Bro FR, its so cringy and annoying. Remind me of Conor Mcgregor fight vs Eddie Alvarez when the woman was screaming "EDDIEEEEEEEEEEE" all the time in the background. Please get rid of that.

    • @youknow2849
      @youknow2849 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/lQYPfyB3e2s/видео.html

  • @jordanceglinski5469
    @jordanceglinski5469 3 года назад +392

    I can’t believe they left off “You almost had me? You never even had your car!”

    • @trevoring9442
      @trevoring9442 3 года назад +7

      that is not how the line goes

    • @kadeneck5486
      @kadeneck5486 3 года назад +27

      “You never had me. You never had your car”

    • @reyfuentes4572
      @reyfuentes4572 3 года назад +12

      Nah actually that's a badass line to say after you win a pinkslip...

    • @lukasm.1894
      @lukasm.1894 3 года назад +3

      How's that cringe though

  • @BLKBRDD
    @BLKBRDD Год назад +3

    Jeff from the wiggles ?!?!?! That the most obscurely Australian reference from an American Ive ever heard. 😂 that caught me off guard

  • @professionalgamer3024
    @professionalgamer3024 3 года назад +492

    *Flipkart sounds like an F1 car*
    Brian: “It’s a turbo diesel”

    • @runeshark22
      @runeshark22 3 года назад +43

      in fairness, audi had been running a turbo diesel at lemans for years and did pretty well with it, and the flipkart does sounds pretty similar (at least the canned effects they used for it)

    • @Weird_Cat_Thingy
      @Weird_Cat_Thingy 3 года назад +2

      "Sounds like something you'd run at Le Mans" at what point in time was a turbo diesel used at all in Le Mans?

    • @runeshark22
      @runeshark22 3 года назад +43

      @@Weird_Cat_Thingy audi r10 tdi. Ran from 06 through 09, won 75% of its races.

    • @NA-ij6pc
      @NA-ij6pc 3 года назад +6

      @@Weird_Cat_Thingy DU-MB

    • @deAdsPAcE9
      @deAdsPAcE9 3 года назад +7

      @@Weird_Cat_Thingy every car Audi has entered since 06

  • @michaeld-pr9rj
    @michaeld-pr9rj 3 года назад +447

    They didn’t even include “you can have whatever you want, as long as it’s a corona” lmao

    • @Zfusion911
      @Zfusion911 3 года назад +29

      Shh i love that line, I buy coronas just so I can use it hahaha

    • @tientje98
      @tientje98 3 года назад +3

      line has been stuck in my head the last year

    • @michaeld-pr9rj
      @michaeld-pr9rj 3 года назад +3

      @@Zfusion911 same tf why else would i

    • @michaeld-pr9rj
      @michaeld-pr9rj 3 года назад +5

      @@tientje98 me and my bro quote it all the time for no reason, literally be drinking water and say it

    • @lieutenant805
      @lieutenant805 3 года назад +5

      @@Zfusion911 in my household we dont call em coronas we call em toretto's xD

  • @raphy_tt
    @raphy_tt 3 года назад +1246

    Hobbs: He's got 2000 hp
    Tej: Try 3000
    Shaw: Try 5000
    Me, watching the movie: How bout a million?

    • @itsgojoverfr
      @itsgojoverfr 3 года назад +70

      It's over 9000!!!!!!!

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 3 года назад +20

      @@itsgojoverfr with jet engines or NRHA hemi big blocks, 100% possible!
      Not for very long though!

    • @akush42069
      @akush42069 3 года назад +1

      This made me laugh so damn hard 🤣

    • @danielsmith9130
      @danielsmith9130 3 года назад

      SAME!!

    • @mamba2019
      @mamba2019 3 года назад

      @@robbdudeson346 😂😂😂😂

  • @OrcinusLaryngologist
    @OrcinusLaryngologist 8 месяцев назад +2

    “You never had your car” will forever be my favorite line out of these movies.
    It goes so hard.👌

  • @handstandmanstan4185
    @handstandmanstan4185 3 года назад +322

    "Ejecto seato, cuz" and "nooo, monicaaa" were definitely not cringe, hence no appearance

    • @mandalorian_guy
      @mandalorian_guy 3 года назад +60

      "Ejecto seato, cuz" is probably Tyrese's most memorable line in the whole series, next to "We hongry".

    • @nessHappening
      @nessHappening 3 года назад +1

      I forgot about these lmao, Good catch!

    • @ItsTheDon27
      @ItsTheDon27 3 года назад +2

      @@nessHappening it’s not how you stand by your car it’s how you race it. Remember that

    • @nessHappening
      @nessHappening 3 года назад

      As much as I love Tokyo Drift the cringe is real😬

    • @ItsTheDon27
      @ItsTheDon27 3 года назад

      @@nessHappening the quote I gave was from part 1 lol they all were cringy though. My brother loves them and think they’re the best movies ever made XD

  • @nicolasnorena9837
    @nicolasnorena9837 3 года назад +97

    Kristina's laugh gotta be the replacement to all those 90's comedy show's background laugh.

  • @ajwash3247
    @ajwash3247 3 года назад +386

    “What’s the retail for one of those” “more than you can afford pal, FERRAARRRII”

    • @djw5415
      @djw5415 3 года назад +7

      🚗💨

    • @DaLova81
      @DaLova81 3 года назад +12

      Smoke'em

    • @fr8987
      @fr8987 3 года назад

      😂

    • @LARGO125
      @LARGO125 3 года назад +14

      The line that made mkIV fanbois the world over, and convinced them that a 2jz with an intake and exhaust could beat a Bugatti Veyron...

    • @LongSleeveZA
      @LongSleeveZA 3 года назад +3

      They did mention they missed a few and yeah I agree that this was quite cringy lol