F9: The Fast Saga Pitch Meeting

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @ScreenRant
    @ScreenRant  3 года назад +1477

    Which Pitch Meeting video would you like to see next? Let us know!

  • @alejandrocanedo7265
    @alejandrocanedo7265 3 года назад +5025

    “How is he qualified to be president?!”
    “He was in illegal street racing”

    • @BlacksmithFilter1
      @BlacksmithFilter1 3 года назад +207

      Didn't know that President Camacho and Donald Trump were both in illegal street racing!

    • @adrianchatman5734
      @adrianchatman5734 3 года назад +194

      "Oh, presidential candidates who were former street racers are TIGHT!"

    • @elharvey5032
      @elharvey5032 3 года назад +73

      @@BlacksmithFilter1 So was Obama, Clinton, Biden, and Bush

    • @AndrewCheshire
      @AndrewCheshire 3 года назад +53

      Man, jokes like this are supposed to get funnier the more you think about them, not more depressing...

    • @alejandrocanedo7265
      @alejandrocanedo7265 3 года назад +7

      @@adrianchatman5734 😂 yes!

  • @austinhiggins4645
    @austinhiggins4645 3 года назад +2514

    " how could he hold the Infinity gauntlet?"
    " illegal street racing"

    • @crono_digger
      @crono_digger 3 года назад +16

      I actually laughed. Good one

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 3 года назад +29

      "because Groot is in this movie and he knows guys that have held it"

    • @cjcourter1477
      @cjcourter1477 3 года назад +6

      Nice 👍

    • @JoeMama-ov9in
      @JoeMama-ov9in 3 года назад +6

      "Family"

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 3 года назад +8

      @@markmac2206 oh watered down plots and lack of any physics in the fast and furious films that made billions worldwide is tight!!!!

  • @LapraiLoL
    @LapraiLoL 3 года назад +3276

    F9...
    Does it stand for fast? Or furious?
    Dom: "actually, it stands for family"

    • @anikboss4129
      @anikboss4129 3 года назад +61

      Pure gold comments

    • @l.lawliet7756
      @l.lawliet7756 3 года назад +59

      F stands for Torreto
      I know it dosent make any sense but neither the movie does.. 😐

    • @DownfallSweden
      @DownfallSweden 3 года назад +5

      Underrated comment!!!!! Loool

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 3 года назад +8

      @@anikboss4129 oh family is tight!!

    • @austinjohnson8858
      @austinjohnson8858 3 года назад +10

      @@Chuck_EL Only in Alabama XD

  • @RohitKashyap02
    @RohitKashyap02 3 года назад +2183

    *F10* : *_Otto's wealthy father is actually Doms father who is not Dead_*

    • @haiqal5333
      @haiqal5333 3 года назад +41

      Nah most likely one of the people in the villain Organization from Hobbs and Shaw, I can't remember what they're called.

    • @vimalmathew2679
      @vimalmathew2679 3 года назад +10

      Eteon....

    • @AnnaSa92
      @AnnaSa92 3 года назад +116

      somebody get Batista on the phone, we're gonna need a new wrestler for this!

    • @kingartison
      @kingartison 3 года назад +15

      Annnddddd Paul walker will somehow return

    • @R2Mike
      @R2Mike 3 года назад +9

      @@AnnaSa92 eteons director was Ryan Reynolds in Hobbs and shaw

  • @biam.2773
    @biam.2773 3 года назад +550

    "That actuallt doesn't sound that crazy"
    "With a car"
    "Oh, there it is"

  • @aneoliveira1464
    @aneoliveira1464 3 года назад +3479

    "It feels like the action sequences won't have any stakes whatsoever"
    "Well, that's fine 'cause I'm vegan anyway"
    I was not ready for that joke 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @brightappiah6327
      @brightappiah6327 3 года назад +32

      Me too

    • @N1lav
      @N1lav 3 года назад +44

      Killing vegans is *not* a hate crime. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @carlsiouxfalls
      @carlsiouxfalls 3 года назад +30

      It's the jokes you weren't prepared for that get the biggest laughs.

    • @Fresh_Biscuits
      @Fresh_Biscuits 3 года назад +25

      @@carlsiouxfalls definitely. subverting expectations is a big part of comedy.

    • @vitosanto9702
      @vitosanto9702 3 года назад +10

      That one killed me lmao

  • @stevescollectibles3460
    @stevescollectibles3460 3 года назад +3123

    Seeing the pitch meeting before the movie itself is “TIGHT”!!!

    • @caesar7734
      @caesar7734 3 года назад +18

      It isn’t released yet in my country but I couldn’t prevent spoiling it for myself.

    • @ridgefrost
      @ridgefrost 3 года назад +48

      I've never been so uninterested in watching a movie like i am for f9 especially since i've watched all the 8 movies and was a huge fun all the way till fast five

    • @kevinkassoka8628
      @kevinkassoka8628 3 года назад +8

      Yeah yeah yeah

    • @RadTrav270
      @RadTrav270 3 года назад +10

      Wow wow wow

    • @stevescollectibles3460
      @stevescollectibles3460 3 года назад +8

      @@RadTrav270 wow.... wow

  • @brobafett21
    @brobafett21 3 года назад +1206

    The last lines of “How have we never seen Dom’s brother before” “We can get creative with casting” had me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @brobafett21
      @brobafett21 3 года назад +91

      @MRV GAMER John Cena’s gimmick when in the WWE was “you can’t see me” so that’s why we’ve never “seen” him in the F&F franchise before.

    • @jamesnjuguna5334
      @jamesnjuguna5334 3 года назад

      fire!

    • @richardsanchez9190
      @richardsanchez9190 2 года назад +15

      Dude this comment and that statement is highly underrated

    • @Dmenjivar22
      @Dmenjivar22 2 года назад

      @WWE UPDATES haha you were lying weren’t you?!?

    • @worldofticktalkers1773
      @worldofticktalkers1773 2 года назад +5

      It took me whole 3 seconds to get the joke

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +7111

    Vin Diesel walked into the set during the first day and set a physics book on fire.

  • @seanwuzhere12
    @seanwuzhere12 3 года назад +871

    “It’s all physics, the numbers don’t lie”
    “Aw the audacity of including a line like that”
    That has me rolling. That’s so disrespectful to put in this movie lol.

    • @MyBiPolarBearMax
      @MyBiPolarBearMax 3 года назад +30

      Science is whatever I say it is!

    • @missxspencer1538
      @missxspencer1538 3 года назад +4

      Hahahahaha

    • @breeze715
      @breeze715 3 года назад +11

      I just imagine the meme of the derp face taking down his glasses. Like "Tf you just say😒?"

    • @optimusprimus89
      @optimusprimus89 3 года назад +7

      Thay was funny but I'm pretty sure it was said to make fun of how ridiculous cars going to space really is

    • @SourabhShetty
      @SourabhShetty 3 года назад +5

      It actually works in the movie, it's meant to be funny.

  • @rithrius5384
    @rithrius5384 3 года назад +1043

    Protip: Add "illegal street racing" to your resume. You'll get any job you want!

    • @biiyen8458
      @biiyen8458 3 года назад +58

      Oh, stating your involvement in a felony to boost your employability is TIGHT!

    • @whocares9033
      @whocares9033 3 года назад +27

      And getting references for said felonies is super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @vineetsahu5136
      @vineetsahu5136 3 года назад +12

      Ohhhh! The audacity of including a line like that...

    • @alphaqgentley897
      @alphaqgentley897 3 года назад +11

      Wow wow wow

    • @DainHunter
      @DainHunter 3 года назад +1

      @@whocares9033 best part of the meetings haha

  • @lulamamkuzo1384
    @lulamamkuzo1384 3 года назад +1024

    The Next F&F movie:
    Dom: "What happens when you drive your car faster than the speed of light?... You go back in time"
    Letty: "But Dom that's not possible"
    Dom: "Anything's possible...when you got Family"

    • @Crazy56U
      @Crazy56U 3 года назад +59

      I actually would pay money to see a Fast and Furious film do Back to the Future.

    • @FadhlyHamzah
      @FadhlyHamzah 3 года назад +40

      It might happen honestly

    • @alphagamer9505
      @alphagamer9505 3 года назад +34

      At this point, nothing is impossible

    • @erenjaeger6196
      @erenjaeger6196 3 года назад +19

      Bro fast and furious can do anything I hope they race on dinosaurs

    • @mogdon2834
      @mogdon2834 3 года назад +10

      or they meet avengers in a crossover and face alternating version of themselves

  • @ysensei587
    @ysensei587 3 года назад +1449

    Job interviewer: So what are your strengths?
    Me: I used do illegal street racing
    Job interviewer: your hired

    • @kevinpohlner2840
      @kevinpohlner2840 3 года назад +26

      Most street racers end up incarcerated or hurt but these 1200 individuals broke that stereotype and have amassed unbelievable wealth and knowledge.

    • @TenTonNuke
      @TenTonNuke 3 года назад +89

      I would criticize you for using the wrong version of "you're" but you seem like you used to do illegal street racing, so I'll let it slide.

    • @chikenfartz
      @chikenfartz 3 года назад +13

      @@kevinpohlner2840 they must have been legal street racers then, totally different concept

    • @tgr.4550
      @tgr.4550 3 года назад +5

      X-FORCE!

    • @Stoic_grimace
      @Stoic_grimace 3 года назад +19

      Job Interviewer: In fact, here, have my job.

  • @lannielson1506
    @lannielson1506 3 года назад +3559

    FF10 : Chronicles of the Furious
    Writer: “So dom is fighting the devil with the ancient staff of Ra on the hood of Dodge Charger during a ‘twisted metal’ style street race in hell, and he’s winning because he has the knowledge of the ancients ones”
    Producer: “but how did he get the knowledge of the ancient ones?”
    Writer: “well see, he used to do illegal street racing…”

    • @distinguishedgentlemen5120
      @distinguishedgentlemen5120 3 года назад +185

      It’s all about family

    • @MrSGL21
      @MrSGL21 3 года назад +32

      boom head shot.

    • @tpsam
      @tpsam 3 года назад +182

      No it's too soon to be street racing in hell
      We first save the world from aliens using kung furious fast racing super powers
      Which would open up a possible crossover with transformers
      Dom driving Optimus prime

    • @tabascoslim5034
      @tabascoslim5034 3 года назад +20

      Such an underrated comment 👍

    • @hashbrown4781
      @hashbrown4781 3 года назад +10

      Spoilers!! ;D

  • @whatsinaname4971
    @whatsinaname4971 3 года назад +1091

    "The audacity of including a line like that" killed me...

  • @elisankar8567
    @elisankar8567 3 года назад +459

    “How is it possible that we’ve never seen this guy?”
    _It’s all coming together…_

  • @theultimatereductionist7592
    @theultimatereductionist7592 3 года назад +2451

    I always ask my heart surgeon: Do you have a background in illegal street racing? If they say no, I choose a different surgeon.

    • @dominikschaller
      @dominikschaller 3 года назад +67

      How often do you have heart surgery?

    • @Emobullymaguire
      @Emobullymaguire 3 года назад +134

      @@dominikschaller every other week. Sometimes twice in a week.

    • @johnnyblaze8439
      @johnnyblaze8439 3 года назад +19

      Smart

    • @QuantumAscension1
      @QuantumAscension1 3 года назад +67

      @@Emobullymaguire That makes sense. Ya gotta keep that puppy maintained

    • @victorportable3892
      @victorportable3892 3 года назад +8

      Dude how often do u need to go to a heart surgeon

  • @Sohaib72742ify
    @Sohaib72742ify 3 года назад +768

    "The guy who's all about family never mentioned he had a brother" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @soonamisapphire2425
      @soonamisapphire2425 3 года назад +13

      I no right!?! He always talked about his sister

    • @McNaireXstream
      @McNaireXstream 3 года назад

      Spoiler alert

    • @4olufade
      @4olufade 3 года назад +5

      Get all the way off my back

    • @Joeyhate
      @Joeyhate 3 года назад +1

      @I suffered, I learned, I changed ✞ once you laugh to the point of tears it dosent matter how many laughing crying faces you have since your constantly cry laughing

    • @sirwolf3617
      @sirwolf3617 3 года назад

      @I suffered, I learned, I changed ✞ he didn't even quote Ryan right. The kids too lazy to pause a video and type it right. 🤦

  • @the.cookiedow
    @the.cookiedow 3 года назад +438

    "So it's Cardi B"
    "What's going on?"
    Gold.

    • @epicetches4155
      @epicetches4155 3 года назад +5

      They try to throw in a musical guest. They used to do two girls kissing too, but I think they stopped.

    • @jeremyaguilar2436
      @jeremyaguilar2436 3 года назад +5

      I imagine there is sub titles when that mush mouth commie speaks

    • @yamanibryant-mccray2243
      @yamanibryant-mccray2243 3 года назад

      lol yes

  • @derrickkabochi
    @derrickkabochi 3 года назад +202

    "We are gonna have a fire fight in the jungle which has fantastic roads", "ooh, a very well maintained jungle..." LMAO
    Top tier banter right there.

  • @Vn-no4fv
    @Vn-no4fv 3 года назад +4030

    Watching a pitch meeting without seeing the movie yet is super easy, barely an inconvenience !!

    • @quaidwilliams1426
      @quaidwilliams1426 3 года назад +122

      Well cause I don't really care about the series anymore....spoilers don't matter lol

    • @joshuashadow5147
      @joshuashadow5147 3 года назад +169

      I was more excited for the pitch meeting then the movie

    • @zernetrix
      @zernetrix 3 года назад +47

      Ye pitch meetings are tight

    • @seraphimsforge-master5433
      @seraphimsforge-master5433 3 года назад +20

      😂 Same thing I was thinking

    • @loba5049
      @loba5049 3 года назад +10

      I did not watch film first

  • @louiem9939
    @louiem9939 3 года назад +2966

    I lost it at “the characters from Tokyo Drift are back and they’re rocket scientists now”. This movie is ridiculous 😂

    • @jenniferscott4900
      @jenniferscott4900 3 года назад +30

      Amen to that I just saw it lol it's to crazy for words ,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alfa_kenny_body
      @alfa_kenny_body 3 года назад +227

      In their defense, they DO have a background in illegal Street racing so

    • @diaperlover5864
      @diaperlover5864 3 года назад +16

      Lil Bow Wow looked fat too 😂

    • @jacobl6714
      @jacobl6714 3 года назад +14

      I know you meant Riddickulous

    • @rs72098
      @rs72098 3 года назад +24

      It is ridiculous, but that's why they keep selling tickets. The same reason Jurassic world sells tickets.

  • @PriyanChanaka
    @PriyanChanaka 3 года назад +1002

    Ryan : How is that possible we've never seen Dom's brother before.
    John Cena: You can't see me

    • @royalgod8218
      @royalgod8218 3 года назад +35

      Yeah, that was the joke.

    • @ratholin
      @ratholin 3 года назад +35

      I thought it was just his spine that was invisible. But maybe that's just around the chinese government.

    • @alchemistrpm82
      @alchemistrpm82 3 года назад +3

      @@ratholin Burn 🔥

    • @siege824s8
      @siege824s8 3 года назад +8

      Dom Brother has been in all the movies since the very 1st one

    • @alchemistrpm82
      @alchemistrpm82 3 года назад

      @@siege824s8 no

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 3 года назад +1249

    2001: Street racing
    2011: Multi million dollar bank heists
    2021: Space travel
    2031: Intergalactic exploration

    • @invaziondzxn4716
      @invaziondzxn4716 3 года назад +61

      We might see Elon Musk in the next fast saga. Family to the moon👪 🚀

    • @daveman4321
      @daveman4321 3 года назад +53

      Or maybe… TIME TRAVEL?

    • @DChrls
      @DChrls 3 года назад +37

      @@daveman4321 Maybe they will use a DeLorean.

    • @quiana1458
      @quiana1458 3 года назад

      @@DChrls 😆

    • @Sudhindra3000
      @Sudhindra3000 3 года назад +24

      2041: Inter dimensional Race wars

  • @GregorBarclay
    @GregorBarclay 3 года назад +905

    “The guy that’s all about family has a brother he never mentioned?” Lost it at that haha

  • @TheDreamingJune
    @TheDreamingJune 3 года назад +529

    "It's an illogical jump, which is literally our whole thing."
    This perfectly sums up what the Fast and Furious films have become. 😂

    • @HowitzerPhat
      @HowitzerPhat 3 года назад +12

      Become???
      Good one bro...

    • @racool911
      @racool911 3 года назад +7

      What were they before lmao?

    • @racool911
      @racool911 3 года назад +6

      @@willnicholson18 Ngl even the first one had pretty illogical driving scenes lmao

  • @jliburd1988
    @jliburd1988 3 года назад +1559

    That John Cena “you can’t see me”’ joke at the end is underrated

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 3 года назад +39

      exactly what i looked in the comments for!

    • @somalipolyglot
      @somalipolyglot 3 года назад +9

      @@markmac2206 me tooo xDDDD

    • @gwvaio
      @gwvaio 3 года назад +14

      Bro I think you just blew my mind

    • @broom3298
      @broom3298 3 года назад +31

      I didn’t even catch it the first time watching. I’m sure this went over a lot of heads, even the ones who know the John cena you can’t see me joke

    • @RockyPalermo1
      @RockyPalermo1 3 года назад

      @@somalipolyglot SAME

  • @utkarshmaheshwari5635
    @utkarshmaheshwari5635 2 года назад +97

    "The audacity of including a line like that" is absolute gold 😂😂😂

  • @jasonkovald6228
    @jasonkovald6228 3 года назад +6057

    The next movie better be named "Fas10 your seatbelts!".

    • @40g33k
      @40g33k 3 года назад +112

      I'm in!

    • @Simonporter89
      @Simonporter89 3 года назад +153

      You should write headlines for the NY post, that was *chef's kiss*

    • @hailtothevic
      @hailtothevic 3 года назад +67

      After the stupidity that is F9, it's almost certainly going to happen

    • @bknsty14
      @bknsty14 3 года назад +41

      FasTen

    • @Kattywagon29
      @Kattywagon29 3 года назад +16

      Bravo!

  • @PaulCastles
    @PaulCastles 3 года назад +748

    “Jakob is Dom’s long lost brother which is where we’re at storytelling wise in these things” 😂

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 3 года назад +29

      more like long lost EVIL brother - dun dun duuuuuuun.

    • @harisrakovic559
      @harisrakovic559 3 года назад +23

      It literally shits all over the first fast and furious scene where he's telling Brian about what happened to his father lol

    • @racool911
      @racool911 3 года назад +2

      @@harisrakovic559 Wait why? I don't remember much from it.

    • @jonathanmcdaniel1040
      @jonathanmcdaniel1040 3 года назад +6

      We need to work in that he's been in a coma for the past several years. And he went back in time to remove that memory from Dom. And he has a secret second wife along with a secret first wife.

    • @np9145
      @np9145 3 года назад +8

      they should just break down and make a Fast and Furious Soap Opera, hell have the WWE do guest spots on it.

  • @davesunhammer4218
    @davesunhammer4218 3 года назад +111

    "Maybe we get creative with casting."
    and physics,
    and human body endurance,
    and how guns work,
    Screw it, Dom is an X-Men, and secret Avenger.

  • @tholgrimstonebeard5943
    @tholgrimstonebeard5943 3 года назад +614

    "How is it possible we've never seen him before?"
    That is the greatest finale joke in your entire series. Well-done.

    • @bryguy9021
      @bryguy9021 3 года назад +22

      I died... Im a ghost now.. Hauntimg this video to tell others how fire that joke was

    • @dipanjanghosal1662
      @dipanjanghosal1662 3 года назад +3

      @@bryguy9021 same

    • @MyNameIsBucket
      @MyNameIsBucket 3 года назад +39

      I didn't understand the joke. There was just a blank screen at the end...?

    • @anturanggatantra2137
      @anturanggatantra2137 3 года назад +18

      @@MyNameIsBucket there was an article bruh. But they leaves a blank picture about who Jakob's actor. Maybe we will get the big reveal in the movie

    • @rianshmalik7678
      @rianshmalik7678 3 года назад +12

      @@MyNameIsBucket well the brother is being played by JOHN CENA..
      and his famous line is
      'U CAN'T SEE ME'
      So that's the joke

  • @firasfrigui194
    @firasfrigui194 3 года назад +454

    "- how is it possible that we haven't SEEN this guy
    -maybe we get creative with casting"
    genuis

    • @leemichael2154
      @leemichael2154 3 года назад +23

      Yeah they are all about "family " yet we never heard about Doms brother? Whoops whoopsie!!!

    • @frederam
      @frederam 3 года назад +33

      @@leemichael2154 you cant see me

    • @AndyDillbeck
      @AndyDillbeck 3 года назад +11

      I haven't seen a F movie since the first one... I didn't get the casting joke at the end... Explain?

    • @johnsanko4136
      @johnsanko4136 3 года назад +41

      Cena's theme song is "Can't see me" so the reason we never saw him before is that we can't see him.

    • @davidkinmond9417
      @davidkinmond9417 3 года назад +1

      So good!

  • @redgreen2453
    @redgreen2453 3 года назад +651

    Honestly, if they make an F&F 10, the pitch meeting should just be:
    Writer: "You wanna hear about what happens in this one?"
    Producer: "Nah, just go ahead and make the movie"
    **Outro cord**

    • @Datboy1991
      @Datboy1991 3 года назад +22

      But over the top, ridiculous movies have the best pitch meetings

    • @ArthurIdrisov
      @ArthurIdrisov 3 года назад +16

      @@Datboy1991 and then they - "Nah. Just kidding. Let me hear everything!"

    • @rejachemno
      @rejachemno 3 года назад +1

      No

    • @thehacker2125
      @thehacker2125 3 года назад +4

      Na bro they gonna name it FX or its over

    • @irondude0611
      @irondude0611 3 года назад +10

      @ry.hillner The only acceptable name for F10 is FasTen Your Seatbelts

  • @JennySparkz
    @JennySparkz 3 года назад +122

    That bridge swing had me doubled over with laughter

    • @tybe4
      @tybe4 3 года назад +6

      This movie is beyond ridiculous.

  • @Ratzfourtyfour
    @Ratzfourtyfour 3 года назад +180

    'The cars go vroom vroom, don't they?'
    Oh no I should've payed attention to the spoiler warning.

  • @do3807
    @do3807 3 года назад +1135

    "Oh, the audacity of including a line like that." For real though, it's almost parody

    • @pkmntrainermark8881
      @pkmntrainermark8881 3 года назад +48

      It must just be self parody at this point.

    • @LOGAN-R6M
      @LOGAN-R6M 3 года назад +35

      I died when he said that line 😂😂
      Edit: I'm alright now

    • @FStalukder
      @FStalukder 3 года назад +32

      The two things that had me laughing most is the audacity line and the ending "you can't see me" joke😂

    • @mopnem
      @mopnem 3 года назад +3

      The other movies were still good though. I question wether it’s the curse of having cena on yr cast lol, almost all other films with him in it suffer from it.

    • @NorthernSeaWitch
      @NorthernSeaWitch 3 года назад +14

      @@mopnem it's not a curse, it's just the fact that when you're ready to cast John Cena you're scraping the bottom of the barrel and creatively bankrupt already. 💯

  • @vdiitd
    @vdiitd 3 года назад +568

    Not watching any of the Fast or Furious movies and still enjoying their pitch meetings is TIGHT!

    • @HawkeyeCharmer
      @HawkeyeCharmer 3 года назад +8

      So true! Haven’t wasted my time or money on any after Tokyo Drift but have gladly watched the Pitch Meetings for ALL of them multiple times 🍿 😄

    • @turdfurgeson1643
      @turdfurgeson1643 3 года назад +6

      Not watching these horrible movies but loving their Pitch Meetings was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @georgevelis4651
      @georgevelis4651 3 года назад +2

      @@turdfurgeson1643 the movies are pure cinema tho

    • @kalimaxine
      @kalimaxine 3 года назад

      @@HawkeyeCharmer Right. After Tokyo Drift it's like, eh really? More of this crap?

    • @daniellewis5009
      @daniellewis5009 3 года назад

      Wow wow wow wow, wow

  • @shubhammahli871
    @shubhammahli871 3 года назад +402

    "How come we have never seen Dom's brother"
    Because You Can't See Him

    • @ravenspurplebeats5412
      @ravenspurplebeats5412 3 года назад +3

      i dont know who your on about i never seen him :P

    • @darriusbaker24
      @darriusbaker24 3 года назад +9

      I just now got that class last joke “clever casting”

    • @unc0mm0n2
      @unc0mm0n2 3 года назад +1

      Thank you. I don’t watch wrestling and didn’t get that last joke. Once you said “you can’t see me” I remembered the Cena memes. Thanks bro.

    • @Oceanlinx
      @Oceanlinx 3 года назад +4

      And he can't see Taiwan. 😂

    • @kamallewis-gopie6956
      @kamallewis-gopie6956 3 года назад +1

      I actually missed that joke, thanks lol

  • @deriklytten
    @deriklytten 3 года назад +165

    "How's it possible that we haven't seen this guy before? "
    "Maybe we get creative with casting"
    😂😂

  • @harsh5424-wastaken
    @harsh5424-wastaken 3 года назад +415

    "How is it possible that we've never seen this guy before like how is that possible?"
    "Maybe we get creative with casting"
    It's hard to pick the best joke in the pitch meeting series but this is definitely up there

    • @ShahRukhJadara
      @ShahRukhJadara 3 года назад +12

      I was looking in comment section for this specific detail. Glad that someone else also noticed that 😂

    • @TriploGoofus
      @TriploGoofus 3 года назад +3

      Fully agreed

    • @LuuCaicedo
      @LuuCaicedo 3 года назад +5

      Man it took me 5 minutes to get the joke I'm too slow 🤣🤣

    • @kennedymusonda3582
      @kennedymusonda3582 3 года назад +2

      I didn't get the joke
      But now I do 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TriploGoofus
      @TriploGoofus 3 года назад +11

      @@kennedymusonda3582 you mean you couldn't see it? Understandable.

  • @robcampbell3387
    @robcampbell3387 3 года назад +540

    "The cars go 'vroom vroom,' don't they?"
    "They do."
    This is how I picture the real life pitch meetings going for all the F&F movies

  • @Blate1
    @Blate1 3 года назад +121

    I can’t believe he didn’t mention the fact that Dom’s brother is a tall Nordic white guy that looks nothing like him or his dad at all.
    I hope in F10 there’s a big reveal that he was adopted and everyone’s just like 😮😮😮

    • @startingQB
      @startingQB 3 года назад +16

      I'm pretty sure the whole family is adopted. You notice no one ever talks about a "mom"

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin Год назад

      Vin Diesel is White though

  • @Ronin-errante
    @Ronin-errante 3 года назад +160

    "it's all physics"
    "the audacity of including a line like that"
    XDDDD

  • @muddyboots7753
    @muddyboots7753 3 года назад +1976

    F 10 plot: The cars they were driving were Autobots all along.

    • @delfin7461
      @delfin7461 3 года назад +169

      Clearly a crossover with Transformers is the only way the series can go

    • @anvaytulpule4059
      @anvaytulpule4059 3 года назад +49

      worse, dom had a secret chick who had a baby together and letty got angry and mr nobody turned bad and then dwayne johnson killed han just stop this bullshit

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 3 года назад +34

      At this point in both franchises, I mean, why not? That might as well be a thing that happens.

    • @christophermaldonado5149
      @christophermaldonado5149 3 года назад +26

      Yeah, why not...Brixton Lore the villian in Hobbs and Shaw, his motorbike transformed a little...Lol

    • @TheCrazyfighter19
      @TheCrazyfighter19 3 года назад +4

      I hope so

  • @maximpeshkov3377
    @maximpeshkov3377 3 года назад +305

    Like my mom always told me: Put down the books, if you wanna amount to something, illegal street racing is where it's at.

    • @thegreatpage5912
      @thegreatpage5912 3 года назад +12

      Im signing up for illegal street racing courses right now.

  • @ecliptorcalrissian5014
    @ecliptorcalrissian5014 3 года назад +210

    This series has officially become a parody of itself. F10 is going to be nuts.

    • @charlesludwig8672
      @charlesludwig8672 3 года назад +15

      FasTEN your seatbelts

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 3 года назад +2

      @@charlesludwig8672 lmao yes! Haha so bad it's good. Fits the series.

    • @deandrenicholas2545
      @deandrenicholas2545 Год назад

      It's been a parody of itself since the second one...

  • @helloallhumans2595
    @helloallhumans2595 3 года назад +415

    I can't believe F9 was the title instead of Fast and Furious: IN SPACE!

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 3 года назад +16

      Fast and Furious: Jurassic Park!

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 3 года назад +18

      No, no.
      Fast and Furious: in Cardi B's WAP!

    • @user-dh3kq8wp4h
      @user-dh3kq8wp4h 3 года назад +7

      I mean fast and furious: IN SPACE sounds kinda cringe ngl

    • @nellydaydreamer6568
      @nellydaydreamer6568 3 года назад +13

      SPACE9 !!!

    • @camraging641
      @camraging641 3 года назад +2

      @@TheMaleRei cringe

  • @Its__Good
    @Its__Good 3 года назад +122

    Me when I hear about them going to space: "Ha ha, what are they going to do? Drive a car so fast it goes into space??!!"
    *1 minute later*
    "I'm not even mad."

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth 3 года назад +3

      Just don't open the window by accident.

  • @FindingTom
    @FindingTom 3 года назад +1915

    I feel like this series has single-handedly destroyed my habit of going to see new movies (well, that and covid). There were multiple movies I wanted to see but I just couldn't stop myself from watching the new Pitch Meeting. I love it, too. Thanks for the laughs Ryan😂

    • @Brando550
      @Brando550 3 года назад +55

      the pitch meetings save me time and money so i don't have to invest a lot to keep up with pop culture references

    • @dr.sivavignesh664
      @dr.sivavignesh664 3 года назад +17

      This and army of the dead 😂 old is gold ! I'll stick to the good old movies I still haven't seen, till these greedy fools hire atleast a writer who is a sane adult.

    • @yamanibryant-mccray2243
      @yamanibryant-mccray2243 3 года назад

      lol dang

    • @Brainstrain
      @Brainstrain 3 года назад +3

      Ditto

    • @DanFarrell98
      @DanFarrell98 3 года назад +1

      @@Brando550 ew

  • @davidgrana9682
    @davidgrana9682 3 года назад +48

    This pitch is a masterpiece! It's like the F&F films were practically invented for these videos!

  • @Thebigbad1013
    @Thebigbad1013 3 года назад +462

    "How's it possible that we've never seen this guy before?"
    "Maybe we get creative with casting" LOL!
    I feel like Fast and Furious movies are the ideal pitch meeting movies because it makes TOTAL sense that these two guys are the ones making these movies. Great stuff!

    • @CraftBasti
      @CraftBasti 3 года назад +9

      This joke is so underrated and so clever, that this guy is invisible isn't even mentioned, perfect

    • @Sarunoni
      @Sarunoni 3 года назад +3

      @UC_OQqCMbQOVtNBgPYkyYYoA Long story short: "John Cena is invisible" meme. I don't know the origin, but I'm guessing it's on know your meme somewhere.

    • @mattg5566
      @mattg5566 3 года назад +6

      It goes back to his WWE days. He would taunt his opponents by waving his hand in front of his face as to say "can you even see me?"

    • @mkapadia917
      @mkapadia917 3 года назад +1

      That was the nail that sealed my coffin! 💀

  • @dr.loomis4221
    @dr.loomis4221 3 года назад +428

    I love how these movies went off the rails and they're trolling the audience with lines like "It’s all physics, the numbers don’t lie". They know it's dumbass nonsense and they've fully embraced it.

    • @buckrogers5331
      @buckrogers5331 3 года назад +2

      Grammar (edit): I love how these movies (go) off the rails and they're trolling the audiences with lines (such as) "It's all physics, the numbers don't lie". It's dumbass nonsense and (they) fully (embrace) it. - hope this helps.

    • @joshcasticshow
      @joshcasticshow 3 года назад +8

      If you treated like a live action cartoon, it’s really good.

    • @GooseGodGeb
      @GooseGodGeb 3 года назад +1

      It's really nice when you're able to tell your brain to shut up for about 2 hours to enjoy a neat action movie.

    • @mattgottesmann3514
      @mattgottesmann3514 3 года назад +3

      I suppose the script was conceived during the pitch while drinking Coronas or whatever and the producers played the "yes!" game.

    • @Soupy_loopy
      @Soupy_loopy 3 года назад +22

      @Impersonal Immigrant, he became a grammar expert after so many years of underground street racing.

  • @HOPEDACODER
    @HOPEDACODER 3 года назад +439

    The Laws of Physics watched this movie and suffered a stroke & seizure, and is now suing this movie for damages

    • @franciscolaurean8550
      @franciscolaurean8550 3 года назад +29

      It's all physics you know the numbers don't lie

    • @kevinburke1032
      @kevinburke1032 3 года назад +12

      Don’t forget Logic is also suing

    • @HOPEDACODER
      @HOPEDACODER 3 года назад +20

      @@kevinburke1032 Logic is in a coma, it's his twin brother Reason that's suing on his behalf.

    • @danielburke911
      @danielburke911 3 года назад +8

      Logic released a dis track about this movie

    • @EroPantherH
      @EroPantherH 3 года назад +1

      @@HOPEDACODER Long lost twin brother you mean.

  • @unclescar5616
    @unclescar5616 3 года назад +15

    3:10 That "illogical jump" joke is underrated

  • @kingsleycy3450
    @kingsleycy3450 3 года назад +391

    “The audacity of including a line like that!”

    • @LXW-Arts
      @LXW-Arts 3 года назад +4

      A lime like that surely won't irritate physicists

  • @gagaplex
    @gagaplex 3 года назад +1890

    "Spoilers ahead!" like the story even exists, let alone matters.

    • @user_hellothere
      @user_hellothere 3 года назад +61

      SPACE 😂

    • @rainbowruler6453
      @rainbowruler6453 3 года назад +25

      There is no story

    • @kasperschmidt5665
      @kasperschmidt5665 3 года назад +16

      Brutal, but true😂

    • @drunkpunch7334
      @drunkpunch7334 3 года назад +19

      @@user_hellothere THE ONE PLACE THAT HASN'T BEEN TAINTED BY CAPITALISM

    • @jaerivus
      @jaerivus 3 года назад +6

      ... Which is precisely why I chose this "PM" over the new Black Widow one.
      Man, I gotta start remembering to watch movies if I wanna watch these Pitch Meetings and not worry about spoilers.
      But lucky for me, as you said, this one clearly doesn't count as a story I'd be remotely interested in. Your words. (Jk)

  • @Polar_Bear_Ron
    @Polar_Bear_Ron 3 года назад +84

    “How come with never seen this guy?”
    “We’ll just get creative with casting”
    LOVE IT

    • @sharjuna9311
      @sharjuna9311 3 года назад +10

      "You can't see me"

    • @LXW-Arts
      @LXW-Arts 3 года назад +5

      How did I not put that together, man I'm slow

    • @anturanggatantra2137
      @anturanggatantra2137 3 года назад +3

      It's hilarious that people uncultured in the way of meme really didn't catch this!
      But really, I wish I could see Dom's brother in the movie. They didn't reveal Jakob till the end.

  • @gor9027
    @gor9027 Год назад +17

    Who else comes back to older Pitch Meetings from a franchise while waiting for Ryan to upload a Pitch Meeting from the one currently in theaters?
    Ryan is going to have so much fun with the absurdity and laughably outrageous ending of Fast X.

    • @yancylake2019
      @yancylake2019 Год назад +1

      The Pitch Meeting of Fast X came out a while ago, did you watch it?

  • @jakesanchez6621
    @jakesanchez6621 3 года назад +52

    When I told my father that I was going to be an illegal street racer, he cried and hugged me, telling me "Finally, a son I can be proud of. All I had before was your deadbeat neurosurgeon brother."

  • @crockettlauncher
    @crockettlauncher 3 года назад +250

    "Selective and borderline magical magnets are TIGHT.'
    Unironically this.

    • @sam-psonsmith9951
      @sam-psonsmith9951 3 года назад +2

      the moment you realize, the only reason you can laugh about this joke and watch this video on your computer, the screen, the data transmitted by satellites.
      all this happens only because of magnets. real non magical magnets are pretty tight too.

  • @ExactApproachLOL
    @ExactApproachLOL 3 года назад +1605

    Petition to keep "Oh, the audacity of..." as a new recurring phrase.

  • @abhijiths7637
    @abhijiths7637 3 года назад +35

    I know for a fact that this pitch meeting could have been a lot more longer if he was going for specifics
    And honestly I want to watch that one
    F9 presents the pitch meeting.... Extended ryan

  • @bt-fc6pv
    @bt-fc6pv 3 года назад +189

    The Best line in the f&f franchise " As long as we obey they laws of physics well be fine "- Ludacris

  • @daedae88
    @daedae88 3 года назад +436

    Imagine someone who never seen these movies watch the first "Fast and the Furious", then immediately watching "F9".

    • @tisiclem1611
      @tisiclem1611 3 года назад +20

      ...me.

    • @NotInTheFace111
      @NotInTheFace111 3 года назад +45

      I went with a friend, got baked, and just laughed at how random it was. Never seen an F&F movie before 😅

    • @daedae88
      @daedae88 3 года назад +26

      @@tisiclem1611 watch the first then the last one. You will be so lost

    • @daniellins4114
      @daniellins4114 3 года назад +6

      @@daedae88 this comment will only get better with time as they release more movies

    • @daniellins4114
      @daniellins4114 3 года назад +1

      @@tspawn35 which dialogue?

  • @AndrewCheshire
    @AndrewCheshire 3 года назад +532

    "Feels like the action sequences won't have any actual stakes whatsoever."
    "Yeah, well that's fine, because I'm vegan anyway."
    "Wut?"

    • @shoqmaxthefirst4640
      @shoqmaxthefirst4640 3 года назад +12

      Best line of this.

    • @AndrewCheshire
      @AndrewCheshire 3 года назад +4

      @@shoqmaxthefirst4640 There's always one line in every Pitch Meeting that just wrecks me lol

    • @aidenarkham
      @aidenarkham 3 года назад +13

      Oh I get it. Steaks lol

    • @dipanjanghosal1662
      @dipanjanghosal1662 3 года назад +2

      It was supposed to be "steak".
      The action movies wont have any STEAK whatsoever.

    • @jonathanielweaks1232
      @jonathanielweaks1232 3 года назад

      @@dr.loomis4221 x D you wish... ROFL

  • @cristhianramirez6939
    @cristhianramirez6939 3 года назад +7

    The face Producer Guy put after hearing they had to take down the satelite is my reason to live. You are the best Ryan

  • @jasonpratt5126
    @jasonpratt5126 3 года назад +157

    "Yeah, it's an illogical jump -- which is literally our whole thing." "That's a good point!"

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 3 года назад +1

      Wait, is an illogical jump the bastard redheaded stepchild of a leap of logic?

    • @whocares9033
      @whocares9033 3 года назад +1

      No, it's just a stage name

  • @filmtoppings
    @filmtoppings 3 года назад +499

    "Does the F stand for Fast or Furious?"
    "Family, you big dummy!

  • @feynstein1004
    @feynstein1004 3 года назад +159

    I gotta say, I really didn't *see* that joke about John Cena coming 😂
    Wait a minute

    • @clayongunzelle9555
      @clayongunzelle9555 3 года назад +7

      how could you😂😂😂😂 took me a couple seconds NGL

    • @TSfish94
      @TSfish94 3 года назад +1

      Cue the music

  • @Steven141
    @Steven141 2 года назад +12

    Fast and furious is the gift that keeps on giving for pitch meetings

  • @mangihlaise4698
    @mangihlaise4698 3 года назад +203

    The executives basically threw all the previous movies into an A.I scriptwriting machine and called it a day.

  • @dionadair8195
    @dionadair8195 3 года назад +77

    “Oh, the audacity of including a line like that.”
    I mean... at this point, F&F is as bulletproof as Roman. Logic doesn’t matter, just buckle up and enjoy the ride.

  • @kennye25
    @kennye25 3 года назад +133

    "The guy who is all about family has a brother he has never mentioned" 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @B.Moore-Ready
      @B.Moore-Ready 3 года назад +8

      Look I'm a need you to get ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE WAY OFF HIS BACK ABOUT THAT OK 😠.

    • @zeppelin4790
      @zeppelin4790 3 года назад

      He was in China

  • @stevencraeynest7729
    @stevencraeynest7729 3 года назад +27

    I've only ever watched the first movie, and this just doesn't sound like it could possibly be the same franchise

    • @martinacosta3821
      @martinacosta3821 3 года назад +1

      first, second, half of the third (couldn't for the live of me finish it) and parts of the four, the rest i somewhat know by youtube and comments but never actually watched and i wont, my brain can only turn off for so much bullshit

    • @richardsmith6528
      @richardsmith6528 2 года назад +1

      @@martinacosta3821 Five is pretty good, but it is where they crossover into the save the world this is unbelievable bullshit. The Pinball bank vault scene is where they start the paradox.

  • @masamune2984
    @masamune2984 3 года назад +110

    “So meanwhile, on Earth...”
    Fast & Furious: It’s where we are at with these things.

  • @CarolinaCajun4870
    @CarolinaCajun4870 3 года назад +136

    "Why doesn't the magnets effect their cars?"
    Because they're driving so fast and furious sir.
    "I don't think that's how that works."

    • @stlchucko
      @stlchucko 3 года назад +6

      Clearly, the magnets don’t affect their own cars because family.

    • @alfa_kenny_body
      @alfa_kenny_body 3 года назад +1

      "Illegal Street racing opens a lot of doors" just not those to physics.... or logic

  • @alextheartist3754
    @alextheartist3754 3 года назад +2818

    "Doing illegal street racing is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be... unnatural."
    -somebody, idk
    EDIT: wow, how did this get so many likes :D

    • @grantshearer9242
      @grantshearer9242 3 года назад +98

      A famous quote from Dominic Skywalker.

    • @davidzuray4324
      @davidzuray4324 3 года назад +71

      Is it possible to learn this racing?

    • @grantshearer9242
      @grantshearer9242 3 года назад +33

      @@davidzuray4324 "oh yes, but the racing is of the most illegal measures."

    • @mischiefmanaged1726
      @mischiefmanaged1726 3 года назад +3

      approved
      -nobody

    • @subhasnandy391
      @subhasnandy391 3 года назад +21

      @@grantshearer9242 That would be Dominic Palpatine. xD

  • @thetrashiestman
    @thetrashiestman 3 года назад +26

    This movie looked at physics and said "I renounce thee"

  • @Bobbytheman98
    @Bobbytheman98 3 года назад +155

    “Because they did illegal street racing”
    Bro why even go to college?!

    • @loganbigmo
      @loganbigmo 3 года назад +17

      Look at Mia. She was in college in the first movie... future movies she isn't. And she did some illegal street racing. Opened up so many new doors for her.

  • @HeroicCid
    @HeroicCid 3 года назад +79

    “Selective and borderline magical magnets are tight!”
    I know these movies treat physics as a suggestion, but honestly magic would have been a more believable explanation for the effects created than “super magnets”.

    • @whiteshadow8520
      @whiteshadow8520 3 года назад +2

      Well they have space rocket car too. I guess they’ll bring in cloning for the next one and clone-Dom will fight real Dom

    • @OneEyeDollar6
      @OneEyeDollar6 3 года назад +5

      @@whiteshadow8520 But who will win? Dom can't beat Dom, but Dom can't beat Dom either. I guess they'll realize they're "family" and drink some Corona™.

    • @damiandoherty8183
      @damiandoherty8183 3 года назад

      Rick and Morty has a greater respect for real world physics than these movies!

    • @christophermaldonado5149
      @christophermaldonado5149 3 года назад

      Doms crew are really past Etienne subjects who got lose being good guys, Lol, that part of the story has not been revealed yet. Just like Dom having a brother was not revealed until this movie

  • @KCP2393
    @KCP2393 3 года назад +4

    “Selective and borderline magical magnets are tight” is the best thing that has ever been tight.

  • @manvendrasingh4554
    @manvendrasingh4554 3 года назад +93

    "...Fire fight and have car chase in a jungle with fantastic roads."
    " Aw a very well maintained jungle."

  • @bambinocinefilo9702
    @bambinocinefilo9702 3 года назад +244

    How many movies from Fast and Furious are you going to make?
    Universal: YES.

    • @nahidshuvro9575
      @nahidshuvro9575 3 года назад

      Me : What

    • @varunnagrare4912
      @varunnagrare4912 3 года назад +5

      F10 is divided into 2 parts btw 😂

    • @brykmann
      @brykmann 3 года назад

      One more sequel and it'll be weirder than sharknado.

    • @EvanSol919
      @EvanSol919 3 года назад

      Universal - As long as they keep making us money.

    • @ericstorm6582
      @ericstorm6582 3 года назад

      @@varunnagrare4912 And Vin Diesel is apparently adamant about bringing Tom Holland into it

  • @cainakubiaki
    @cainakubiaki 3 года назад +361

    Does the "F" stands for Fast or Furious?
    Yes.

    • @iamtheexaggerator2760
      @iamtheexaggerator2760 3 года назад +10

      Stands for Family

    • @ethanwatson6131
      @ethanwatson6131 3 года назад +7

      it stands for “F oh yeah do you see this? do you this? open your eyes shikamaru it’s a regulation headband!”

    • @RasmusVJS
      @RasmusVJS 3 года назад +4

      It stands for "Pay respects".

    • @lukeskywalker6809
      @lukeskywalker6809 3 года назад +2

      It’s for F…k you reality.

    • @generalqwer
      @generalqwer 3 года назад +2

      F actually stands for physics

  • @OzonoOzono
    @OzonoOzono 3 года назад +8

    2:43 I nearly pissed myself😂😂😂

  • @NemesisoftheGods
    @NemesisoftheGods 3 года назад +120

    Si-Fi just called me.... And the want their Sharknado script writer back, pronto!

    • @QuantumAscension1
      @QuantumAscension1 3 года назад

      How many sequels have they made now? I literally give no f**ks to google it.

    • @12hdhkw23
      @12hdhkw23 3 года назад +1

      @@QuantumAscension1 6?

    • @QuantumAscension1
      @QuantumAscension1 3 года назад

      @@12hdhkw23 wtf?! Seriously? 😳 🤦

    • @12hdhkw23
      @12hdhkw23 3 года назад +1

      @@QuantumAscension1 yeah six movies including fire skarknados, radioactive sharknados, space sharks, laser chainsaws, magic, time travel, robot arms and more

  • @netero1360
    @netero1360 3 года назад +103

    "It's all physics you know, the numbers don't lie"

    • @chuenenkoana4748
      @chuenenkoana4748 3 года назад +14

      The audacity of including a line like that🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sweet68Camaro
    @Sweet68Camaro 3 года назад +143

    I was seriously hoping the producer would actually turn down Ryan’s movie pitch.

    • @TrHuggr
      @TrHuggr 3 года назад +2

      I was hoping Ryan would turn down this silly screenwriters script… what are you talking about? 🤔

    • @laserpmr
      @laserpmr 3 года назад +5

      It had already happened once when the writer pitch Glass movie

  • @jaddenn7660
    @jaddenn7660 3 года назад +11

    I love how Dom made Jakob leave instead of calling the cops on him LOL

  • @adamlakeman7240
    @adamlakeman7240 3 года назад +103

    "So where in Asia are we opening first?"
    "Taiwan sir"
    "Great, I'll let John Cena know so he can start promoting it!"

  • @sathvikeshbenhar7756
    @sathvikeshbenhar7756 3 года назад +102

    "How does the channel have 8mil subscribers?"
    "They did illegal street racing"

  • @TheDorkKnight5419
    @TheDorkKnight5419 3 года назад +152

    I've said this for years but if it's not called Fast 10 Your Seatbelt then I don't care

  • @ThePakman90
    @ThePakman90 3 года назад +23

    “Well that’s fine I’m vegan anyways” lol best line

  • @TheDeadGunslinger
    @TheDeadGunslinger 3 года назад +131

    "Was it hard to watch this before seeing the actual movie?"
    No, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @donaldkmumba4065
      @donaldkmumba4065 3 года назад

      "How come we have never seen his brother before"
      "Maybe we can get creative with casting"
      Pops up John Cena .... "You can't see me"

  • @ErebosGR
    @ErebosGR 3 года назад +211

    "Their DNA is the only thing that can unlock the device, so she's the only living key to this thing."
    So, all it takes is a single hair.

    • @zidahya
      @zidahya 3 года назад +19

      It's Harry Potter 3 all over again. If you need "his blood", there is no reason to kidnap him with some crazy plan. People donate their blood all the time for free.

    • @shoestringVA
      @shoestringVA 3 года назад +6

      Maybe it’s like One for All, you have to intend to give your dna for it to work

    • @TheBlackhoof
      @TheBlackhoof 3 года назад +12

      @@zidahya well the spell was "the blood of the enemy, forcibly taken" so it probably needed him present for that to satisfy whatever arcane requirements are on the spell.

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 3 года назад

      That also doesn't work adakun.

    • @Emobullymaguire
      @Emobullymaguire 3 года назад +3

      @@zidahya firstly, it’s Goblet of Fire which is the 4th book and secondly, iirc, Pettigrew said something along the lines of “Blood of a foe forcibly taken”

  • @johngr1747
    @johngr1747 3 года назад +85

    I would also love to see Pitch Meetings on the Transporter movies.

  • @SBzKillFrenzy
    @SBzKillFrenzy 2 года назад

    *0:39** "F9:the fast saga ....now that's a good title" ...the amount of joy in his face after saying that..killed me lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

  •  3 года назад +25

    Amazing, "Pitch Meeting" has well over 200 episodes as of now and is the only RUclips series that consistently makes/made me laugh in every single episode, even on repeat watching.
    Props to Ryan and his comedic genius